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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,052 --> 00:00:16,458 POLICEWOMAN OF THE VICE SQUAD 2 00:01:44,682 --> 00:01:46,040 Motherfucker! 3 00:01:54,798 --> 00:01:57,127 POLICE STATION 4 00:02:00,829 --> 00:02:04,939 Everything's fixed for the arrival of the new chief tomorrow. 5 00:02:05,092 --> 00:02:07,705 I hope so... It seems he's a pain in the ass. 6 00:02:07,955 --> 00:02:09,517 Hello, lady copper. 7 00:02:09,642 --> 00:02:12,080 Hi! Are you looking for someone? 8 00:02:12,189 --> 00:02:13,295 My mother. 9 00:02:13,453 --> 00:02:15,517 Hey... Show us your ID! 10 00:02:18,804 --> 00:02:20,876 - What's your name? - Armandino. 11 00:02:21,207 --> 00:02:23,430 - How long have you been looking for her? - A year. 12 00:02:24,006 --> 00:02:26,494 A year? Where have you been all this time? 13 00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:29,637 - Boarding with the nuns. - Boarding school? 14 00:02:29,869 --> 00:02:31,700 - Did you run away? - Yes. 15 00:02:32,212 --> 00:02:35,284 I thought he was suspicious. He's an escapee. 16 00:02:35,640 --> 00:02:37,384 Have you never seen your mother again? 17 00:02:37,447 --> 00:02:41,570 I looked for her everywhere and I decided to come to see you. 18 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:43,929 Good for you...! You did the right thing. 19 00:02:44,228 --> 00:02:46,867 Tell me, what did your mother do? 20 00:02:47,034 --> 00:02:48,945 She banged on a typewriter. 21 00:02:49,760 --> 00:02:51,591 Or banged men probably. 22 00:02:53,992 --> 00:02:55,387 Where did she work? 23 00:02:55,766 --> 00:02:57,148 In a tall building. 24 00:02:57,720 --> 00:03:00,837 On the fifth floor. In the northern districts. 25 00:03:01,585 --> 00:03:03,477 What did I tell you? She was banging. 26 00:03:06,624 --> 00:03:08,585 Do you know if she had a man friend? 27 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:11,500 A man who came to see her every night. 28 00:03:11,789 --> 00:03:13,598 What did he look like? 29 00:03:13,746 --> 00:03:14,940 He was... 30 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:18,227 Bigger than me... 31 00:03:19,668 --> 00:03:21,211 A bit fat... 32 00:03:22,592 --> 00:03:26,267 ...not much hair, and he had a white car. 33 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:29,837 Come on, I promise you that we'll soon find her. 34 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:30,950 Come on. 35 00:03:31,097 --> 00:03:34,687 You're crazy, I heard everything. He's a runaway! 36 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:37,617 We have to take him back to the boarding school. 37 00:03:37,743 --> 00:03:39,563 He's no longer missing, you nincompoop. 38 00:03:39,641 --> 00:03:41,414 Don't be insolent... 39 00:03:41,622 --> 00:03:43,905 Don't forget I'm your fiance. 40 00:03:44,040 --> 00:03:46,883 What are you doing here? This is not your sector. 41 00:03:48,345 --> 00:03:51,805 I came to suggest a night of madness with me. 42 00:03:52,362 --> 00:03:54,524 Unfortunately I'm on duty with Tarallo. 43 00:03:54,575 --> 00:03:55,487 With me? 44 00:03:56,713 --> 00:03:58,669 You can go have fun by yourself. 45 00:03:58,779 --> 00:04:00,899 My patience has its limits. 46 00:04:01,610 --> 00:04:02,938 Well, you know what...? 47 00:04:06,109 --> 00:04:07,258 You asked for it! 48 00:04:08,683 --> 00:04:09,789 Lets' go. 49 00:04:11,720 --> 00:04:14,320 I tell you, I can no longer control myself. 50 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:17,281 You see what happens, when you spurn me...? 51 00:04:17,361 --> 00:04:21,720 If I don't release this raw force, I'm going to do something stupid! 52 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:25,350 And don't forget that you'll be the only one responsible. 53 00:04:28,564 --> 00:04:32,951 Maybe I can help you release something... 54 00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:36,281 But first, you're going to do me a favour. 55 00:04:36,617 --> 00:04:40,344 You'll welcome little Armandino at your home. 56 00:04:40,881 --> 00:04:42,374 Are you nuts? 57 00:04:42,536 --> 00:04:44,760 You want me to hide an escapee in my house? 58 00:04:45,102 --> 00:04:46,836 I don't want to go with him. 59 00:04:46,911 --> 00:04:47,883 Why not? 60 00:04:48,184 --> 00:04:50,539 Come on, be a good boy. 61 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:54,164 My Arturo isn't so bad. Just a bit bad-tempered. 62 00:04:54,217 --> 00:04:56,360 I'd say he's an idiot. 63 00:04:59,394 --> 00:05:01,445 That's it, understand? 64 00:05:02,372 --> 00:05:04,249 It's a good one, eh?! 65 00:05:04,426 --> 00:05:05,905 You bastard! 66 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:08,471 Let's go. It's getting late. 67 00:05:08,971 --> 00:05:12,524 What are you doing? You're totally pissed! 68 00:05:13,098 --> 00:05:15,090 Long live Superintendent Scappavia! 69 00:05:15,660 --> 00:05:18,094 Who paid with enthusiasm! 70 00:05:18,245 --> 00:05:21,681 He spent all his salary on the meal he shouted! 71 00:05:23,280 --> 00:05:24,916 Oh joy! 72 00:05:26,275 --> 00:05:27,595 Holy mother of God... 73 00:05:27,671 --> 00:05:31,267 You're good as a superintendent, but as a singer, you're a disaster. 74 00:05:31,546 --> 00:05:32,945 Thank you so much! 75 00:05:33,287 --> 00:05:36,996 On behalf of all, best wishes to the new superintendent! 76 00:05:44,353 --> 00:05:46,548 Good night everyone. 77 00:05:49,053 --> 00:05:50,869 Drive slowly! 78 00:05:51,865 --> 00:05:54,033 He's really nice when he's drunk. 79 00:05:56,880 --> 00:05:59,440 As usual in Italy, it ends with whores. 80 00:05:59,601 --> 00:06:03,389 Stop, handsome! I'm the real deal! 81 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:06,871 Take a look... I'll show you something. 82 00:06:22,075 --> 00:06:25,927 Even at night now? I'm not a night watchman! 83 00:06:26,022 --> 00:06:28,301 - Nobody forced you. - No. 84 00:06:29,895 --> 00:06:31,715 But... You told me we were seeing whores. 85 00:06:31,840 --> 00:06:33,692 And instead, we're on duty. 86 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:37,700 I promised Armandino I'd find his mother. 87 00:06:37,848 --> 00:06:39,880 So I need to find her pimp. 88 00:06:40,121 --> 00:06:44,262 Not easy to find a little fatso in a white car. 89 00:06:45,369 --> 00:06:46,404 There it is! 90 00:06:48,832 --> 00:06:50,265 - It's him! - Yes! 91 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:52,232 - Go and hide quickly! - Yes. 92 00:06:57,758 --> 00:06:58,933 Cold. 93 00:07:00,213 --> 00:07:01,439 Cold. 94 00:07:01,728 --> 00:07:03,592 So go to Chrysanthemum Street. 95 00:07:03,729 --> 00:07:07,041 - And you drop dead! - I said nothing, Baroness. 96 00:07:07,207 --> 00:07:08,389 Faggot! 97 00:07:08,510 --> 00:07:09,837 Lukewarm... 98 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:12,853 - Take a look at that ham. - I'm vegetarian. 99 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:16,369 Getting hotter... 100 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:20,267 Red hot... 101 00:07:23,511 --> 00:07:25,064 What an arse! 102 00:07:27,578 --> 00:07:29,822 Gorgeous... top and bottom. 103 00:07:29,961 --> 00:07:31,451 How much for a session? 104 00:07:31,611 --> 00:07:32,760 30,000. 105 00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:34,517 You pay for the room. 106 00:07:34,619 --> 00:07:36,674 The cell? The room. 107 00:07:37,376 --> 00:07:38,604 Bedroom. 108 00:07:38,840 --> 00:07:40,572 You're well-stacked. 109 00:07:42,596 --> 00:07:44,025 Is the room safe? 110 00:07:45,522 --> 00:07:47,330 It's secure. 111 00:07:48,867 --> 00:07:50,002 Security! 112 00:07:53,520 --> 00:07:55,875 - Do you want to drive? - Come on, move over. 113 00:07:56,072 --> 00:07:59,985 Alright. I've always loved women who take charge. 114 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:03,455 You're beautiful, so beautiful! My fingers are itching! 115 00:08:03,603 --> 00:08:04,873 Yes it's secure. 116 00:08:09,845 --> 00:08:11,278 Where do you come from? 117 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:14,162 - From the mountain. - I see a pair of them! 118 00:08:14,712 --> 00:08:17,216 - What was that? - Nothing, nothing. 119 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:19,511 I'm in love with your breasts. 120 00:08:20,017 --> 00:08:22,037 How beautiful and sweet you are... 121 00:08:22,760 --> 00:08:24,432 And those thighs... 122 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:27,031 How about a preview? 123 00:08:27,239 --> 00:08:28,293 That's enough! 124 00:08:29,480 --> 00:08:32,709 You're so beautiful! I like it when you get angry! 125 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:36,953 You're a little wild! 126 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:39,748 I like you so much! I've got a hard-on like a donkey! 127 00:08:40,832 --> 00:08:43,693 Stop that! You're tickling me! 128 00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:45,553 You turn me on too! 129 00:08:45,799 --> 00:08:48,818 Your little finger in your ear, that... 130 00:08:50,472 --> 00:08:52,542 God almighty! Who are you? 131 00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:57,353 Tremble and shit yourself! I'm gonna blow your brains out. 132 00:08:57,657 --> 00:09:00,296 We'll take you to the vice squad. 133 00:09:00,474 --> 00:09:02,959 What? You know who I am? 134 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:05,000 A fat pig! 135 00:09:06,832 --> 00:09:09,710 Enough with your new car! 136 00:09:09,857 --> 00:09:12,333 What do you want me to do? 137 00:09:12,537 --> 00:09:16,225 Have you seen this baby? 180 K an hour without a murmur. 138 00:09:16,857 --> 00:09:18,256 On and on about it! 139 00:09:18,367 --> 00:09:21,521 I had a terrible night with whores. 140 00:09:21,739 --> 00:09:25,451 1,2,3... The police is so beautiful... Make the most of it 141 00:09:26,036 --> 00:09:28,825 You're crazy... I'm pissed off and you're singing! 142 00:09:28,911 --> 00:09:31,419 Don't think about it any more... Life's too short. 143 00:09:31,551 --> 00:09:33,064 - Kiss my arse! - Superintendent. 144 00:09:33,201 --> 00:09:34,528 Just calm down. 145 00:09:34,680 --> 00:09:37,831 I'll introduce you to the highly qualified staff. 146 00:09:38,115 --> 00:09:39,959 What? A fight? 147 00:09:40,292 --> 00:09:42,123 Two cats and two rats? 148 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:46,675 Don't worry, madam... We'll send a police dog. 149 00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:49,841 It's our job. Don't you worry. 150 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:54,112 Where? Alright. 151 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:56,591 All right. Bye. 152 00:09:59,578 --> 00:10:01,560 Okay, show me around. 153 00:10:02,307 --> 00:10:03,506 - It's him? - Who? 154 00:10:03,586 --> 00:10:04,578 It's him! 155 00:10:06,280 --> 00:10:08,874 Yes, yes, it's him. It's the drum... 156 00:10:09,002 --> 00:10:11,959 Nardecchia! We're not going to do a duet! 157 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:13,310 It's incredible! 158 00:10:13,488 --> 00:10:16,798 He's the one who pointed his gun at me last night. 159 00:10:16,929 --> 00:10:19,149 He said to me... “Tremble and shit yourself!” 160 00:10:19,281 --> 00:10:22,239 Come here, you little bastard! Are you threatening me? 161 00:10:22,408 --> 00:10:23,905 Who are you? 162 00:10:29,065 --> 00:10:30,829 You have long teeth. 163 00:10:41,842 --> 00:10:44,773 He's an escapee. You have to call the police. 164 00:10:58,549 --> 00:10:59,937 - Hello? - Hello? Police? 165 00:11:00,142 --> 00:11:03,092 - Yes, police. - Come quickly, there's an escapee! 166 00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:06,595 - An escapee? - An escapee? Give me that. 167 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,711 - Is there an escapee? - Yes. 168 00:11:08,771 --> 00:11:10,489 Give me his description. 169 00:11:10,652 --> 00:11:13,371 Right away. He has a beige coat. 170 00:11:13,751 --> 00:11:15,925 Beige coat. One moment. 171 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:17,309 Beige coat. 172 00:11:17,402 --> 00:11:19,283 - Yes? - A striped suit. 173 00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:20,953 A striped suit. 174 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:22,807 - A white shirt. - White shirt. 175 00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:25,643 - And physically? - Bald. 176 00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:26,590 Bald. 177 00:11:26,745 --> 00:11:27,909 - Not tall. - Not tall. 178 00:11:28,064 --> 00:11:29,596 - Not handsome. - Ugly. 179 00:11:30,050 --> 00:11:33,470 - He's with a moustachioed man. - With a man with moustache... 180 00:11:33,680 --> 00:11:35,193 And the address? 181 00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:38,104 - 16 Giuseppe Verdi St. - 16 Giuseppe Verdi St. 182 00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:40,950 - Giuseppe Verdi? - 16! 183 00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:42,718 - Building 4. - Yes. 184 00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:44,995 - The police station? - The police station. 185 00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:49,517 - He has a beige coat, right? - Yes. That's it. 186 00:11:49,618 --> 00:11:51,051 - Striped suit... - Yes. 187 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:52,839 - And he is ugly? - Yes, ugly. 188 00:11:52,930 --> 00:11:54,081 - Bald? - Bald. 189 00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:58,679 It was you who threatened a poor guy yesterday saying... 190 00:11:58,903 --> 00:12:00,924 “Tremble and shit yourself”? - Yes. 191 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:05,143 Bastard! Is this a police station or a music hall? 192 00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:11,592 He went insane! 193 00:12:14,105 --> 00:12:15,651 He really is crazy! 194 00:12:15,872 --> 00:12:18,545 Good thing you got it. 195 00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:19,829 - Who? - The escapee. 196 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:21,439 Which escapee? 197 00:12:22,688 --> 00:12:25,919 He's the new Superintendent. Mr Scappavia! 198 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:33,314 Me, Superintendent? With this face! 199 00:12:34,609 --> 00:12:36,167 What a fool I am! 200 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:39,604 - I am the Superintendent. - Swear to it. 201 00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:55,356 Excuse me, Superintendent. I will not do it again. 202 00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:58,135 You really are cute. You too. 203 00:12:58,193 --> 00:12:59,148 You are welcome. 204 00:12:59,244 --> 00:13:02,151 I'll show you your new office. 205 00:13:02,659 --> 00:13:05,479 - Everything was changed. - Everything must change! All of it! 206 00:13:05,776 --> 00:13:08,837 Gone are the days when midgets apply to the police... 207 00:13:08,964 --> 00:13:11,807 ...with a letter from a minister to open the doors for him. 208 00:13:33,698 --> 00:13:35,392 Take a look at this idiot! 209 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:37,232 Parking on a corner! 210 00:13:38,548 --> 00:13:40,698 Call the tow truck right away. 211 00:13:40,947 --> 00:13:42,454 I'll show him! 212 00:13:44,249 --> 00:13:46,437 Come on, sir, calm down. 213 00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:54,360 Superintendent Nardecchia! I've been looking for you all day. 214 00:13:54,690 --> 00:13:57,992 You saw the beautiful gift I left for you yesterday? 215 00:13:58,240 --> 00:14:02,547 You'll reconsider my request to transfer to the Vice Squad? 216 00:14:02,649 --> 00:14:05,183 You're a gorgeous attribute... Sorry, valuable attribute... 217 00:14:05,233 --> 00:14:06,092 sorry, precious... 218 00:14:06,150 --> 00:14:08,383 But I can't accept such gifts. 219 00:14:08,719 --> 00:14:09,719 I don't understand. 220 00:14:09,868 --> 00:14:11,672 - What's wrong? - Take a look. 221 00:14:13,328 --> 00:14:16,042 Him? I don't deal with pimps. 222 00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:18,795 Miss d'Amico, you didn't understand... 223 00:14:19,086 --> 00:14:21,759 Nardecchia? You lost weight. What soft skin! 224 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,194 I like you... 225 00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:26,469 - Hands off, pimp! - Pimp? 226 00:14:27,512 --> 00:14:30,470 Lord! She's crazy! I no longer have a liver. 227 00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:33,478 - He's the new Superintendent. - No no! 228 00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:34,969 Scappavia! 229 00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:37,110 I only did my duty. 230 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:39,711 He's Scappavia! 231 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:42,532 Me, Scappavia. 232 00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:44,907 You're sick? 233 00:14:45,073 --> 00:14:47,438 Scappavia is my name! 234 00:14:47,583 --> 00:14:49,414 I have an ulcer. I feel bad. 235 00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:53,553 It's nothing. How do you feel now? 236 00:14:53,767 --> 00:14:55,416 - Better. - That's better... 237 00:14:55,529 --> 00:14:58,156 Now that you know each other, I'll go. 238 00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:00,995 And for my request? 239 00:15:01,049 --> 00:15:04,127 Be patient. You're not ready yet. 240 00:15:04,432 --> 00:15:08,104 I only take officers showing a high rate of efficiency. 241 00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:10,159 Am I efficient or not? 242 00:15:10,352 --> 00:15:12,502 Very efficient. In every way. 243 00:15:12,571 --> 00:15:13,674 We shall see. 244 00:15:14,394 --> 00:15:16,669 Wait a minute... listen! 245 00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:19,330 Do you know what I did? 246 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:23,712 I had a car removed which was parked on a corner. 247 00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:26,463 - I even rammed it. - On a corner? 248 00:15:26,774 --> 00:15:28,549 - A corner. - Here? 249 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:30,471 - And you rammed it? - Yes. 250 00:15:30,522 --> 00:15:33,100 - Did a tow truck take it away? - Yes sir. 251 00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:35,698 Why does this annoy you so much? 252 00:15:36,635 --> 00:15:38,156 It's my car! 253 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:42,010 This time he's really pissed. Superintendent! 254 00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:52,754 Stop! 255 00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:55,252 My car! Stop! 256 00:15:57,431 --> 00:15:59,945 - Superintendent Nardecchia! - My car! 257 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,455 Pardon. Did I hurt you? 258 00:16:05,767 --> 00:16:08,095 No, I'm fine. Can you help me? 259 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:09,737 At your service. 260 00:16:10,982 --> 00:16:12,556 It's my husband... 261 00:16:13,625 --> 00:16:14,812 Does he hit you? 262 00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:17,424 Every day. Before and after meals. 263 00:16:17,841 --> 00:16:19,991 This morning he slapped me here. 264 00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:21,909 And a punch on the chin. 265 00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:24,156 He threw a TV at my head. 266 00:16:24,375 --> 00:16:26,775 - Colour? - Black and white! 267 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:29,070 - Are you filing a complaint? - What's the point? 268 00:16:30,658 --> 00:16:32,535 He used to be a good guy. 269 00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:35,104 But he lost his mind because of a woman. 270 00:16:35,530 --> 00:16:37,823 He gets angry with her and lets off steam with me. 271 00:16:38,183 --> 00:16:39,457 It's classic. 272 00:16:39,812 --> 00:16:41,280 Where do they see each other? 273 00:16:41,383 --> 00:16:43,393 Every other day at her bachelor pad. 274 00:16:43,539 --> 00:16:45,014 Do you want to stop him? 275 00:16:45,651 --> 00:16:46,674 Oh no. 276 00:16:47,458 --> 00:16:50,213 But I have an idea. 277 00:16:57,922 --> 00:16:59,104 Tarallo? 278 00:17:02,987 --> 00:17:04,549 You called me? 279 00:17:04,731 --> 00:17:06,182 Come here. 280 00:17:09,892 --> 00:17:10,893 At your service. 281 00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:13,393 With the other Superintendent, did the buzzer work? 282 00:17:13,947 --> 00:17:16,323 And why doesn't it work with me? 283 00:17:17,457 --> 00:17:18,572 Excuse me... 284 00:17:21,996 --> 00:17:23,571 It works! 285 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:29,879 - Tell me, Tarallo. - Yes. 286 00:17:30,064 --> 00:17:32,767 We need to get to know each other. 287 00:17:32,854 --> 00:17:34,143 Tarallo, is that it? 288 00:17:34,249 --> 00:17:37,454 I don't meddle in your affairs, but I would like to know... 289 00:17:37,971 --> 00:17:40,439 You and that crazy woman... What's her name again? 290 00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:41,868 d'Amico. 291 00:17:41,943 --> 00:17:43,626 So beautiful and so crazy. 292 00:17:44,017 --> 00:17:47,443 How did you manage to join the police? 293 00:17:47,494 --> 00:17:49,235 I passed the test. 294 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:52,107 - A test with a prize to be won? - No. 295 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:55,474 I have an uncle who's a cardinal. 296 00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:57,949 I'll not say another word. Give him my regards. 297 00:17:58,144 --> 00:18:00,339 - And Miss d’Amico? - Her uncle is... 298 00:18:00,481 --> 00:18:02,645 The main thing is that she has an uncle. 299 00:18:10,935 --> 00:18:14,392 It does not work. Like many things here. 300 00:18:14,646 --> 00:18:16,636 - May I? - Of course. 301 00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:17,875 Thanks. 302 00:18:23,527 --> 00:18:27,145 With me, it doesn't work. It's because you have an uncle. 303 00:18:30,340 --> 00:18:32,301 - Someone knocked. - Really? 304 00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:33,759 Yes, they did. 305 00:18:34,887 --> 00:18:36,329 They've knocked again. 306 00:18:36,435 --> 00:18:37,646 Shall I open? 307 00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:39,215 Should I do it? 308 00:18:39,271 --> 00:18:41,546 As you wish, it's up to you. 309 00:18:41,782 --> 00:18:44,012 So, shall I do it? Okay, I'll do it. 310 00:18:44,827 --> 00:18:46,138 Come in! 311 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,797 - May I? - Please do. 312 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:51,871 Sorry for what happened. 313 00:18:51,986 --> 00:18:53,138 No problem. 314 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:55,052 - Do you have a job for me? - Yes. 315 00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:58,341 - You can go. - I have no secrets from anyone. 316 00:18:59,202 --> 00:19:00,880 I'll be buggered! Pardon... 317 00:19:01,354 --> 00:19:03,599 No one here has secrets from anyone. 318 00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:06,092 Do you always have to shout everything from the rooftops? 319 00:19:06,116 --> 00:19:07,084 Okay, come on. 320 00:19:07,135 --> 00:19:09,791 Superintendent Nardecchia has it against you. 321 00:19:09,923 --> 00:19:12,838 If he sees you there again with all those whores... 322 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,179 ...he'll arrest you too. 323 00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:15,953 - Boor! - Me? 324 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:17,969 No, Nardecchia. 325 00:19:18,569 --> 00:19:20,672 All this for a misunderstanding. 326 00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:25,552 A misunderstanding? Excuse me, but you make blunder after blunder! 327 00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:29,673 You are in a small police station, not an American film... 328 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:32,115 ....where a policewoman arrives and shoots... 329 00:19:37,253 --> 00:19:38,400 Mamma mia! 330 00:19:38,451 --> 00:19:40,670 I hit the Colosseum and the Capitol. 331 00:19:40,809 --> 00:19:42,454 I had a heart attack. 332 00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:46,923 Go tell to your friend Nardecchia who Gianna d'Amico is. 333 00:19:47,053 --> 00:19:48,281 I saw. 334 00:19:49,493 --> 00:19:51,876 She’s crazy as hell, that one! 335 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,433 Tarallo, here! 336 00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:56,298 If someone calls for me, I'm not there. 337 00:19:56,367 --> 00:19:57,925 I'm going to the bathroom. 338 00:19:59,792 --> 00:20:01,648 The toilets, Tarallo! 339 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:04,016 Open the toilet. 340 00:20:04,673 --> 00:20:06,001 - I open? - Open! 341 00:20:06,120 --> 00:20:07,348 Hold. 342 00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:08,834 Hurry up. 343 00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:11,660 It's open. 344 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:15,442 Thanks, it's no longer needed. 345 00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:17,653 No more bother! 346 00:20:21,818 --> 00:20:25,215 Fernet-Branca has never upset digestion. 347 00:20:25,337 --> 00:20:29,067 Not Fernet-Branca, but Gianna, yes! 348 00:20:29,392 --> 00:20:31,934 You don't understand anything about women. 349 00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:34,394 What do you know? 350 00:20:34,435 --> 00:20:36,449 - I've learned things. - Be careful. 351 00:20:37,090 --> 00:20:39,387 Look what I've become... 352 00:20:45,527 --> 00:20:48,112 - Where's she going now? - I don't know. 353 00:20:49,371 --> 00:20:51,675 Policewoman by day, hostess by night. 354 00:20:51,780 --> 00:20:53,332 No one does this to me! 355 00:21:17,965 --> 00:21:20,001 She's there. Maybe there's my mother. 356 00:21:20,095 --> 00:21:22,450 That's certain. It smells fishy. 357 00:22:28,393 --> 00:22:30,930 - Did you have fun? - A lot. 358 00:22:36,819 --> 00:22:39,413 Gaston, my darling... 359 00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:43,514 I've been waiting for half an hour. You make your Lella suffer. 360 00:22:43,626 --> 00:22:45,025 But I... 361 00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:47,429 - Is it Tuesday today? - Yes. 362 00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:51,599 I was wrong. For me, it's the other days. 363 00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:56,555 Excuse me madam. I thought it was Wednesday. 364 00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:58,990 - Wednesday? Wednesday? - Darling... 365 00:22:59,208 --> 00:23:02,166 - “Your Lella”? Bastard! - Forgive me. 366 00:23:02,360 --> 00:23:04,191 Who do you take me for? 367 00:23:04,391 --> 00:23:08,589 Don't hurt him. I love him so much! 368 00:23:08,808 --> 00:23:10,406 I love him. 369 00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:12,634 She loves him! 370 00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:13,676 My hair! 371 00:23:14,190 --> 00:23:18,502 And your fur coat was too big! 372 00:23:18,562 --> 00:23:20,200 A fur coat! 373 00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:22,351 - Of course. - What fur? 374 00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:24,471 Even a fur coat! 375 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:28,636 The mink was perfect. Did you change the size? 376 00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:32,593 - Even a mink! - You're talking to me? 377 00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:38,585 Are you even jealous? 378 00:23:39,623 --> 00:23:41,579 Open up, you turd! 379 00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:43,239 I'll destroy you! 380 00:23:43,431 --> 00:23:46,548 I'll teach you for stealing other people's men! 381 00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:51,479 Wait a minute... I'm not finished with you! 382 00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:54,240 Open up, scumbag! I'll poke your eyes out! 383 00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:56,874 You too, traitor! Coward! 384 00:24:00,212 --> 00:24:03,327 Stop, I don't even know her! I swear! 385 00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:06,701 You don't know her and you offer her a mink? 386 00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:09,479 You don't deserve me! I'm leaving! 387 00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:12,638 No, don't leave me! Hold on! 388 00:24:14,683 --> 00:24:16,116 What's she doing? 389 00:24:32,178 --> 00:24:34,169 Look, she's coming out the window. 390 00:24:34,399 --> 00:24:36,640 My God, she's crazy! 391 00:24:37,164 --> 00:24:41,555 Gianna, what are you doing? It's dangerous, you'll get hurt! 392 00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:47,260 She walks around half naked. 393 00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:50,244 - It's a house of ill fame. - A what? 394 00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:54,408 I said if she falls she'll be lame. 395 00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:58,239 Be sensible! 396 00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:01,041 Is this a time to do acrobatics? 397 00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:04,199 You should have joined the paratroopers! 398 00:25:06,642 --> 00:25:09,422 You're not going to get along, every time you come. 399 00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:13,073 You're in no danger, I assure you. 400 00:25:13,531 --> 00:25:15,510 Here, perhaps. But not at Crazy. 401 00:25:15,704 --> 00:25:18,901 If Joe Maccherone knows that I am your spy, La Touraine... 402 00:25:18,987 --> 00:25:20,466 ...I'm finished. 403 00:25:21,241 --> 00:25:22,273 Joe Maccherone... 404 00:25:22,324 --> 00:25:24,104 I don't want to be liquidated. 405 00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:25,945 Touraine... 406 00:25:26,371 --> 00:25:28,501 Those involved in the trafficking of women. 407 00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:31,835 Be serious. I’m at my wits' end. 408 00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:34,828 I can't stand it anymore. I'm going crazy. 409 00:25:34,895 --> 00:25:37,773 Come on, be brave. Don't be afraid. 410 00:25:37,858 --> 00:25:39,695 Get me out of this place! 411 00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:42,906 Why don't you give me work as a model? 412 00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:46,594 I'm tired of being a stripper. 413 00:25:46,691 --> 00:25:48,249 Maybe later. 414 00:25:48,317 --> 00:25:51,359 You are too useful to me for knowing his schemes. 415 00:25:51,594 --> 00:25:53,179 So what's the latest? 416 00:25:54,843 --> 00:25:58,296 The girls go to the Middle East at the end of the week. 417 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,105 The go-between will bring the money. 418 00:26:01,238 --> 00:26:02,163 The money? 419 00:26:02,265 --> 00:26:03,859 - Are you sure? - Yes. 420 00:26:04,321 --> 00:26:08,765 This is an opportunity to get back at him. 421 00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:11,998 Maccherone will never get this money. 422 00:26:12,648 --> 00:26:16,523 I want to know the meeting place with the Arab go-between. 423 00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:18,995 I'm going to double-cross him. 424 00:26:21,031 --> 00:26:24,483 Listen, Peter. If you loved me a little like before... 425 00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:28,357 - But you push me away. - It's not the right time... 426 00:26:28,497 --> 00:26:32,593 But I promise you that soon, you'll strip for no one but me. 427 00:26:33,370 --> 00:26:34,789 Okay sweetheart? 428 00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:53,320 Gianna! She's crazy! 429 00:26:54,098 --> 00:26:56,523 There are things called doors! 430 00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:00,703 - It's not true! - Gianna... 431 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:02,751 Cover your thighs! 432 00:27:02,951 --> 00:27:05,022 What are you doing, dressed like that? 433 00:27:05,148 --> 00:27:07,878 That's the way it is. But what were you doing here? 434 00:27:08,071 --> 00:27:10,027 You follow me everywhere! 435 00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:12,843 Gianna, have you learned anything about my mother? 436 00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:16,398 I'm working to bring you good news. 437 00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:18,796 In my opinion, there's no good news. 438 00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:21,070 You come home late, you hang yourself from ropes... 439 00:27:21,250 --> 00:27:23,675 As a police officer, I disapprove of you. 440 00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:25,429 As a man, I am tired. 441 00:27:25,707 --> 00:27:28,585 You made me father him and you abandoned me. 442 00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:31,832 Say it, are you tired of Armandino? 443 00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:35,148 - It's not just the kid. - Not in front of him. 444 00:27:35,385 --> 00:27:37,615 Arturo is right. 445 00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:40,388 There! You see? Even he says it. 446 00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:43,484 Be careful, I forgive, but I don't forget. 447 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,195 You have one of those memories! 448 00:27:48,092 --> 00:27:49,923 - Artoro? - What? 449 00:27:50,319 --> 00:27:52,124 "Woman" means "problem". 450 00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:00,773 Let's go. 451 00:28:01,120 --> 00:28:03,531 Thank heavens I met you. 452 00:28:03,608 --> 00:28:05,413 There's been a surprise... 453 00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:08,353 My husband has become like he was before. 454 00:28:09,296 --> 00:28:10,744 Very kind, caring. 455 00:28:10,962 --> 00:28:12,686 An in bed! Well...! 456 00:28:12,750 --> 00:28:16,037 I am happy for you, but I must leave you. 457 00:28:16,232 --> 00:28:19,054 - Thanks. - It was nothing. Good luck. 458 00:28:25,392 --> 00:28:26,620 It's open. 459 00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:31,239 - Can I, Superintendent? - Come in. 460 00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:35,152 - Good morning. - Oh, it's you. 461 00:28:35,360 --> 00:28:37,093 - Come in, please. - Thanks. 462 00:28:38,274 --> 00:28:40,414 I discovered something. 463 00:28:40,506 --> 00:28:42,671 - I'm aware. - How do you know? 464 00:28:43,435 --> 00:28:44,617 I guess. 465 00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:48,140 A deal that concerns you. 466 00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:49,997 That's a private matter. 467 00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:54,351 But I signed up for the payments just to buy a fridge. 468 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,289 I'm talking about the white slave trade... 469 00:28:57,440 --> 00:28:59,609 ...and two guys who share the loot. 470 00:28:59,925 --> 00:29:02,962 You know La Touraine, from Marseilles... 471 00:29:03,260 --> 00:29:05,178 ...and Joe Maccherone, the Italian-American? 472 00:29:05,450 --> 00:29:06,585 Interested? 473 00:29:08,047 --> 00:29:11,039 - It's a big thing, then. - It interests you? 474 00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:12,798 How does it matter to me? 475 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:17,596 If it involves women, that’s Nardecchia’s job. 476 00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:21,276 You wouldn't like to lead the vice squad? 477 00:29:21,378 --> 00:29:23,733 Me? The vice squad? Yes! 478 00:29:24,290 --> 00:29:27,566 I have a certain way with women. 479 00:29:27,668 --> 00:29:28,783 Excuse me. 480 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:32,740 But I don't want to steal Nardecchia's position. 481 00:29:33,564 --> 00:29:34,756 As you wish. 482 00:29:34,979 --> 00:29:36,240 I'll see you out. 483 00:29:36,578 --> 00:29:38,701 So you're not interested? 484 00:29:38,787 --> 00:29:39,831 No, it's not... 485 00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:43,878 What are you looking for, on the floor? 486 00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:49,769 No, I noticed that here, it's always dirty. 487 00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:52,840 Here, we never get the broom out. 488 00:29:55,765 --> 00:29:57,039 Allow me... 489 00:29:58,379 --> 00:30:00,734 - Goodbye, Superintendent. - Bye. 490 00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:49,955 Cocozza... Do you know that chick? 491 00:30:50,153 --> 00:30:52,269 - Who? - The one over there. 492 00:30:55,540 --> 00:30:57,269 No, I don't know her. 493 00:30:58,327 --> 00:31:03,339 She looks like a chick that I knew a long time ago... 494 00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:05,714 ...when I was in America. 495 00:31:10,284 --> 00:31:14,155 That's it! Lilli Joyce! Lilli Joyce from Philadelphia! 496 00:31:14,463 --> 00:31:15,330 Who? 497 00:31:16,050 --> 00:31:17,940 Lilli Joyce from Philadelphia! 498 00:31:19,287 --> 00:31:20,800 That's who it is. 499 00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:22,509 Bring her in. 500 00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:25,429 I don't know if he receives, at this hour. 501 00:31:25,561 --> 00:31:27,338 It's not serious. I'll wait. 502 00:31:27,808 --> 00:31:31,596 Loulou, let me... I'm taking care of it. 503 00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:33,830 Damn! 504 00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:38,460 What can I do for you? 505 00:31:38,531 --> 00:31:40,346 I'd like to see the owner. 506 00:31:40,418 --> 00:31:43,410 - It's you? - No, I'm his assistant. 507 00:31:45,186 --> 00:31:49,065 - He's over there? - I'll accompany you. This way. 508 00:31:49,203 --> 00:31:50,635 Thank you. 509 00:32:00,917 --> 00:32:02,416 Are you the boss? 510 00:32:03,939 --> 00:32:05,372 I'm looking for a job. 511 00:32:06,083 --> 00:32:07,596 What type of work? 512 00:32:08,913 --> 00:32:10,221 I sing. 513 00:32:10,747 --> 00:32:12,291 Of course. 514 00:32:13,588 --> 00:32:17,916 With such a physique, you sing and you dance. 515 00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:28,948 Chief... 516 00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:32,798 What do you want, Coco? 517 00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:35,233 OK very good. 518 00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:40,221 So, let's look at the legs. 519 00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:42,502 - Thighs... - What? 520 00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:47,065 If you sing, you have to show your legs. 521 00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:54,630 - They are beautiful. - More more. 522 00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:58,075 A bit higher. 523 00:32:59,252 --> 00:33:01,004 - More, more... - No! 524 00:33:01,297 --> 00:33:02,830 Lively! 525 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:04,513 What are you saying? 526 00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:07,188 What, “more”? More! 527 00:33:08,382 --> 00:33:10,401 Higher, higher! 528 00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:16,869 Alive! 529 00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:19,872 She's a live one! 530 00:33:20,947 --> 00:33:23,473 Come on, a little restraint! 531 00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:28,588 She's beautiful. OK. 532 00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:31,117 It's me who says OK. 533 00:33:31,241 --> 00:33:33,072 He's the one who says OK. 534 00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:36,872 OK, agreed. What are you singing for us? 535 00:33:37,018 --> 00:33:38,314 What are you singing? 536 00:33:39,337 --> 00:33:41,168 You know... 537 00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:43,832 “Pornography”? 538 00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:30,513 - You know... - What? 539 00:35:30,720 --> 00:35:34,090 I have the impression that she's not an easy woman. 540 00:35:36,412 --> 00:35:37,527 Me too. 541 00:35:37,710 --> 00:35:40,324 But women have an opening... 542 00:35:45,240 --> 00:35:46,639 ...a weak point. 543 00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:49,105 And they don't know how to say no... 544 00:35:51,095 --> 00:35:52,414 ...to certain things. 545 00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:59,793 For example, a mink coat. 546 00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:03,113 Or again, I don't know... 547 00:36:04,262 --> 00:36:06,503 maybe a... 548 00:36:06,574 --> 00:36:07,856 ba... ba... 549 00:36:08,136 --> 00:36:11,077 - A baby? - No, a bank account. 550 00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:35,311 Nardo Giacomo 551 00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:37,033 Caffiero Pasquale 552 00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:39,991 Carmine Giovanni 553 00:37:40,509 --> 00:37:42,699 To me, they are all the same. 554 00:37:49,215 --> 00:37:50,550 Tarallo! 555 00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,353 I'm coming! 556 00:37:59,882 --> 00:38:01,676 Saint Tarallo! 557 00:38:03,720 --> 00:38:06,082 - You called me? - Come here. 558 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:08,777 - Come here, Tarallo! - Yes. 559 00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:13,108 Why does the buzzer never work? 560 00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:14,639 It never rings! 561 00:38:15,136 --> 00:38:16,285 Doesn't it ring? 562 00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:21,949 It rang! 563 00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:24,469 With me, never! With you, always! 564 00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:25,556 Try. 565 00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:27,876 I even made myself finger pain. 566 00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:29,672 Try again. 567 00:38:30,975 --> 00:38:33,246 It rang. For me! 568 00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:36,072 - It's still ringing! - Yes. 569 00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:39,113 With me, the buzzer got angry! 570 00:38:39,312 --> 00:38:42,636 I'm going to stop that damned noise! 571 00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:46,371 - May I try? - All right. 572 00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:50,152 It got stuck. 573 00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:54,999 You want me to have an ulcer and die? 574 00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:57,760 I'm gonna kick you to kingdom come! 575 00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:00,118 Help, help! 576 00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:02,629 - Gianna feels bad. - I feel bad. 577 00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:05,070 What has she done now? 578 00:39:05,249 --> 00:39:08,380 I need to lie down. 579 00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:11,480 She looks pale. What's going on? 580 00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:18,152 Holy mother of God! 581 00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:23,149 - How do you feel? - Good. And you? 582 00:39:23,336 --> 00:39:24,291 Bad. 583 00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:27,637 My head is heavy. I have a weight that... 584 00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:40,828 Here, miss. 585 00:39:42,720 --> 00:39:45,598 That's it, we just have to play, it's better. 586 00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:47,438 All things considered, 587 00:39:47,578 --> 00:39:49,552 I'm giving you a pass. 588 00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:52,708 80, 100, 2,000 days. What do you want? 589 00:39:53,036 --> 00:39:56,745 I'm giving you a pass for the ministry. 590 00:39:58,720 --> 00:40:01,678 “I authorise…” 591 00:40:08,161 --> 00:40:09,473 Tarallo! 592 00:40:10,435 --> 00:40:12,044 At your service. 593 00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:26,240 - There may be no ink. - Yes. 594 00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:31,716 Let me try? 595 00:41:07,963 --> 00:41:09,715 - It's gone. - Left. 596 00:41:09,985 --> 00:41:11,703 There's no more to do! 597 00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:15,832 I did a careful job. 598 00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:18,759 - And the painting? - It's like new. 599 00:41:20,720 --> 00:41:22,711 Even for my wife, I wouldn't do it. 600 00:41:22,818 --> 00:41:25,173 Did you put in new panels? 601 00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:28,978 I said that even for my wife, I wouldn't have applied myself as much. 602 00:41:37,257 --> 00:41:38,801 Get out of the way! 603 00:41:44,187 --> 00:41:45,984 See that? I did nothing. 604 00:41:46,069 --> 00:41:47,297 I saw. 605 00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:50,770 - Are you still mad at me? - Of course not. 606 00:41:51,247 --> 00:41:54,050 - I'm going, Superintendent. - I'll go to the garage. 607 00:41:54,475 --> 00:41:57,754 - You don't want to hire me? - It's not that... 608 00:41:58,240 --> 00:42:00,879 But the Vice Squad is a difficult work environment. 609 00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:05,652 And you don't seem suitable to me for certain situations. 610 00:42:05,925 --> 00:42:08,043 In certain circles... 611 00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:10,516 You underestimate me. 612 00:42:10,720 --> 00:42:14,190 If I told you that I uncovered sex-trafficking in women? 613 00:42:14,338 --> 00:42:15,770 - Really? - Yes. 614 00:42:15,898 --> 00:42:18,048 If I give you proof, will you hire me? 615 00:42:18,321 --> 00:42:21,730 Well, you bring me the proof and then we will see. 616 00:42:22,460 --> 00:42:24,621 Thank you, Superintendent Nardecchia. 617 00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:28,880 Don't worry, I'll show you some beautiful ones! 618 00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:32,518 I promise you. 619 00:42:36,087 --> 00:42:37,380 My God no! 620 00:43:49,868 --> 00:43:51,130 Let me see! 621 00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:54,661 Just a minute! 622 00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:56,778 One minute, please. 623 00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:16,536 Hold on... 624 00:44:23,457 --> 00:44:24,559 You see? 625 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,992 I'm Loulou. And you? What's your name? 626 00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:52,350 Lily Joyce. 627 00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:55,091 - Can you help me? - Of course. 628 00:44:56,373 --> 00:44:58,309 - Are you the new singer? - Yes. 629 00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:02,200 I bet he hired you before even hearing you. 630 00:45:02,395 --> 00:45:04,942 His eyes are longing, and not just his eyes. 631 00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:08,755 You're nice, you know. 632 00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:11,958 - We should become friends. - Of course. 633 00:45:12,585 --> 00:45:14,255 Unity is strength. 634 00:45:14,946 --> 00:45:16,434 I have to go. 635 00:45:17,848 --> 00:45:19,614 I'm going to do my act. 636 00:45:20,049 --> 00:45:21,419 Ciao! 637 00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:40,895 Teresa Porcheddu. 638 00:45:43,570 --> 00:45:46,082 “For mummy, Armandino.” 639 00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:54,950 So... She’s Armandino’s mum. 640 00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:43,427 POOR BLIND MAN 641 00:46:43,478 --> 00:46:45,196 Liar! 642 00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:49,153 What a weirdo! 643 00:48:02,114 --> 00:48:03,547 I know that one. 644 00:48:03,777 --> 00:48:05,335 That's Teresa the Sardinian. 645 00:48:05,545 --> 00:48:08,298 She was a whore from the northern suburbs. 646 00:48:28,723 --> 00:48:32,557 Pierre, I managed to find out what interests you. 647 00:48:32,951 --> 00:48:35,399 There are 25 girls embarking. 648 00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:37,806 - At the river port. - Excellent work. 649 00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:41,388 And tell me, the middleman with the money? 650 00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:43,292 Money? Dollars. 651 00:48:44,032 --> 00:48:44,942 Perfect. 652 00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:47,919 I'll make believe that it was Joe who stole everything. 653 00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:49,439 When will you take me? 654 00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:53,003 Don't be impatient. We'll talk about it again after the operation. 655 00:49:03,589 --> 00:49:05,659 We must take stock calmly. 656 00:49:06,049 --> 00:49:11,112 Miss d'Amico, the madwoman, who should be in bed with a fever of 40... 657 00:49:11,417 --> 00:49:15,456 ...was seen in broad daylight in a night bar. A night club. 658 00:49:15,727 --> 00:49:19,276 Because she was following a prostitute who walked in front. 659 00:49:19,354 --> 00:49:21,868 The prostitute in front, d'Amico behind... 660 00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:24,555 - And you, behind both. - Without bragging... 661 00:49:24,759 --> 00:49:29,185 And you discovered that the prostitute is Teresa the Sardinian. 662 00:49:29,217 --> 00:49:30,088 Yes. 663 00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:33,706 - Are we sure? - I saw her photo in the archives. 664 00:49:34,316 --> 00:49:36,830 I had stopped her when I was in Vice. 665 00:49:37,240 --> 00:49:39,037 - You were in Vice? - Yes. 666 00:49:39,240 --> 00:49:41,206 - The name of the venue? - Crazy Night. 667 00:49:41,239 --> 00:49:42,901 It's English, it means "crazy night." 668 00:49:43,240 --> 00:49:44,639 - You speak English? - No. 669 00:49:44,762 --> 00:49:47,356 - So why do you say yes? - I trust you. 670 00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:50,393 - The name of the owner? - A certain Joe... 671 00:49:50,569 --> 00:49:52,127 Try to remember, Joe? 672 00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:53,873 - Bucatini. - "A l'amatriciana". 673 00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:55,354 - Spaghetti? - Carbonara style. 674 00:49:55,489 --> 00:49:57,525 Tagliolini, ravioli, angel's nests... 675 00:49:57,691 --> 00:49:59,441 - Joe Maccherone. - Tomato sauce. 676 00:50:00,316 --> 00:50:02,215 Maccherone, the Italian-American? 677 00:50:02,266 --> 00:50:05,858 That's it, now I understand D'Amico's shenanigans better! 678 00:50:06,352 --> 00:50:09,105 She wants to investigate on her own and overtake me. 679 00:50:09,241 --> 00:50:10,879 But I'll have it wrapped up. 680 00:50:10,937 --> 00:50:12,529 I just need your help. 681 00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:15,848 - I can trust you? - Yes, Superintendent. 682 00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:18,115 - You're going to Crazy Night. - Yes. 683 00:50:18,320 --> 00:50:20,276 - You've understood everything? - No. 684 00:50:20,456 --> 00:50:22,785 - Was I clear? - Yes, Superintendent. 685 00:50:27,818 --> 00:50:29,888 Arturo, the way is clear! 686 00:50:30,150 --> 00:50:31,742 Yes, shush! 687 00:50:33,282 --> 00:50:34,601 Wait for me there. 688 00:50:42,962 --> 00:50:46,716 I told you to wait for me here. I have serious work to do. 689 00:50:46,984 --> 00:50:49,816 I know very well you're going to see a whore. 690 00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:52,480 A whore? Who taught you these bad words? 691 00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:54,159 Anyway, it's not true. 692 00:50:54,289 --> 00:50:56,519 So why don't you take me? 693 00:50:56,714 --> 00:50:59,512 Because you don't have a tie. Understood? 694 00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:00,915 - Do you have one? - No. 695 00:51:01,181 --> 00:51:04,034 You can't enter here without a tie. 696 00:51:04,173 --> 00:51:05,652 Stay here and be good. 697 00:51:38,146 --> 00:51:39,769 A table, sir? 698 00:51:40,240 --> 00:51:44,677 I'm looking for a friend, but I don't see her. 699 00:51:44,825 --> 00:51:47,817 Take a seat, and find her later. 700 00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:50,324 - It's nice here. - Come on. 701 00:51:50,615 --> 00:51:52,606 - Did you hurt yourself? - No. 702 00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:54,644 It's the walking! 703 00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:57,475 This one looks like a mafia boss. 704 00:51:57,680 --> 00:52:01,504 There are some that we shouldn't let in. 705 00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:06,519 - Does this suit you? - Certainly! 706 00:52:08,267 --> 00:52:10,074 What would you like? 707 00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:13,184 A J and B, without ice. 708 00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:15,670 What a show! 709 00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:27,088 Sir. 710 00:52:28,236 --> 00:52:29,935 A beautiful girl! 711 00:52:30,030 --> 00:52:31,304 Very good. 712 00:52:39,403 --> 00:52:40,838 She's reminds me of someone. 713 00:52:43,212 --> 00:52:44,728 Gianna! 714 00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:48,512 What are they doing? 715 00:53:08,436 --> 00:53:10,870 What are you doing dressed like that? 716 00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:13,349 Don't you recognise me? I'm Arturo. 717 00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:21,557 What are you doing like this? 718 00:53:21,790 --> 00:53:24,350 - Go away! - You dare slap me? 719 00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:26,351 Cover yourself! Lights! 720 00:53:26,575 --> 00:53:28,566 No, turn it off! 721 00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:30,512 That's enough! Come here! 722 00:53:30,802 --> 00:53:32,447 She defends the Mafioso! 723 00:53:32,552 --> 00:53:36,147 What is she doing? Is she hitting our men? 724 00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:38,755 Go away, that's enough! 725 00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:41,956 Take this! 726 00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:46,590 You didn't introduce her to me! 727 00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:49,191 It's always the same with you. 728 00:53:49,321 --> 00:53:51,619 Afterwards, we explain. 729 00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:53,796 I have nothing to do with it! 730 00:53:56,087 --> 00:53:57,122 Leave her alone! 731 00:54:41,905 --> 00:54:43,623 I'm coming! 732 00:54:48,567 --> 00:54:50,963 - You called me? - Tarallo? Come in. 733 00:54:52,072 --> 00:54:53,983 - What's up? You're scared? - Yes. 734 00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:57,158 As if by chance... 735 00:54:57,560 --> 00:55:00,233 The pen does not write, the bell does not ring... 736 00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:03,671 and the lighter doesn't light! It doesn't light up! 737 00:55:07,560 --> 00:55:08,549 Come here. 738 00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:13,355 - Pardon. - It lit up. 739 00:55:19,075 --> 00:55:20,554 It works! 740 00:55:40,217 --> 00:55:41,353 - Tarallo? - Yes? 741 00:55:41,433 --> 00:55:42,946 The door. 742 00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:49,619 - It is open. - Yes. 743 00:56:04,280 --> 00:56:06,103 - Is anyone there? - No. 744 00:56:07,728 --> 00:56:09,605 Calm down. May I? 745 00:56:13,463 --> 00:56:14,525 Come here. 746 00:56:14,593 --> 00:56:15,705 Pardon. 747 00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:32,270 Your hand. Your hand! 748 00:56:40,540 --> 00:56:41,709 Are you angry? 749 00:56:41,927 --> 00:56:44,202 Why this? I just have an ulcer! 750 00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:46,642 I have to stay calm. So. 751 00:56:46,954 --> 00:56:48,190 I'm thinking of one thing. 752 00:56:48,647 --> 00:56:50,663 You are not the same size as Arturo... 753 00:56:50,725 --> 00:56:53,956 ...but stupid question, you are the same! 754 00:56:54,274 --> 00:56:55,866 What do you think of Arturo? 755 00:56:56,200 --> 00:56:57,452 - Who? - The moustachioed one. 756 00:56:57,537 --> 00:56:59,455 Ah, the one dating D'Amico. 757 00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:03,275 I wanted to be sure, I wanted to get your opinion, 758 00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:05,755 because in my opinion... He's stupid? 759 00:57:05,913 --> 00:57:08,188 If it's you who says it, it must be right. 760 00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:11,671 I gave him an important mission at Crazy Night. 761 00:57:11,944 --> 00:57:15,829 It will still do anything and because of him... 762 00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:20,875 You should not have. You should not have. 763 00:57:21,835 --> 00:57:22,936 What? 764 00:57:29,877 --> 00:57:32,686 You are right. I can go with you. 765 00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:34,849 - Me? - Yes. 766 00:57:34,904 --> 00:57:36,407 - To Crazy Night? - To Crazy Night. 767 00:57:36,674 --> 00:57:38,671 We're both going to Crazy Night... 768 00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:42,358 - And we'll settle all that. - Why didn't I think of it? 769 00:57:42,546 --> 00:57:44,639 We're both going to Crazy Night. 770 00:57:44,840 --> 00:57:47,070 You, as a cop. Me, as Superintendent. 771 00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:50,477 "Good evening, nice to meet you, we came to dance, 772 00:57:50,680 --> 00:57:52,636 “a few steps of rock 'n roll!” 773 00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:55,434 - Superintendent Scappavia. - Nice to meet you, Tarallo. 774 00:57:55,529 --> 00:57:57,334 - Have something? - Liquid or solid? 775 00:57:57,873 --> 00:58:00,162 - Liquid, and you? - I'll serve you. 776 00:58:00,360 --> 00:58:02,139 Liquid? I serve you. Look. 777 00:58:03,027 --> 00:58:04,460 You bastard! 778 00:58:04,705 --> 00:58:06,661 We'll go dancing rock at Crazy Night? 779 00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:09,022 It's not necessary for us to be recognised! 780 00:58:10,432 --> 00:58:13,788 I have a little idea. Maybe a good idea... 781 00:58:34,811 --> 00:58:36,733 What do you looking at? 782 00:58:36,881 --> 00:58:39,928 Look at that, two faggot cops! 783 00:58:41,760 --> 00:58:43,830 How do you know we're cops? 784 00:58:43,994 --> 00:58:45,624 You walk like chickens. 785 00:58:46,969 --> 00:58:49,164 What a cute kid! 786 00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:51,590 Hi kid. Don't tell anyone. 787 00:58:51,706 --> 00:58:53,811 Say something, kid, and I'll break your neck. 788 00:58:56,728 --> 00:58:58,232 And don't drink too much. 789 00:59:00,679 --> 00:59:02,884 Hello, Marc Antony. 790 00:59:05,201 --> 00:59:07,547 - What type of people! - I'm used to them. 791 00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:14,549 Good evening, are the ladies alone? 792 00:59:15,298 --> 00:59:16,923 Please, this way. 793 00:59:30,932 --> 00:59:32,837 - This way please. - Thanks. 794 00:59:37,127 --> 00:59:40,039 - Would you like some champagne? - Champagne? 795 00:59:40,509 --> 00:59:41,718 - Oh yes! - Who pays? 796 00:59:41,920 --> 00:59:44,962 - Not me. - A lemonade and two straws. 797 00:59:45,305 --> 00:59:46,571 Pardon? 798 00:59:47,119 --> 00:59:49,439 A lemonade and two straws. 799 00:59:50,352 --> 00:59:52,063 We don't have that. 800 00:59:52,255 --> 00:59:53,938 Fountain water? 801 00:59:54,080 --> 00:59:56,478 - That's it, yes. - 2 fountain waters! 802 00:59:56,738 --> 00:59:58,071 What's that? 803 00:59:58,200 --> 00:59:59,814 Tap water. 804 01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:01,501 On the rocks. 805 01:00:02,486 --> 01:00:04,716 Ladies, please be serious. 806 01:00:04,920 --> 01:00:07,556 Okay, we'll order later. 807 01:00:15,509 --> 01:00:17,517 You pretend to go pee and you call. 808 01:00:18,182 --> 01:00:19,314 Beautiful blonde! 809 01:00:21,700 --> 01:00:23,056 Cutie... 810 01:00:28,480 --> 01:00:30,275 The blonde is yours. 811 01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:32,473 Smile, come on. 812 01:00:32,824 --> 01:00:34,798 What handsome boys! 813 01:00:39,431 --> 01:00:42,628 She's the woman of my life. What thighs...! 814 01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:44,134 Oh, my garter! 815 01:01:14,585 --> 01:01:15,579 Good! 816 01:01:15,680 --> 01:01:18,165 Yes, good! She has one of those arses! 817 01:01:18,600 --> 01:01:21,564 The woman of my life! You're the one! 818 01:01:22,589 --> 01:01:23,738 Me? 819 01:01:38,205 --> 01:01:41,038 You're a bit flat-chested, but I like you. Delightful! 820 01:01:46,800 --> 01:01:48,189 What excitement! 821 01:01:56,335 --> 01:01:57,564 She's naked. 822 01:01:58,160 --> 01:02:01,038 Holy shit, what tits! 823 01:02:08,360 --> 01:02:10,571 How beautiful you are... 824 01:02:18,120 --> 01:02:20,048 Calm down, let's... 825 01:02:22,963 --> 01:02:24,134 Do you look? 826 01:02:24,504 --> 01:02:26,079 What a beautiful chest, huh? 827 01:02:26,520 --> 01:02:28,478 It's very firm. 828 01:02:38,240 --> 01:02:39,767 What are you looking at? 829 01:02:40,139 --> 01:02:41,290 She's cute. 830 01:02:41,640 --> 01:02:44,064 - Drink, drink. - No, I'm drunk. 831 01:02:47,603 --> 01:02:49,335 Cheeky bastard! 832 01:02:49,559 --> 01:02:51,151 Do you know you're nice? 833 01:02:51,360 --> 01:02:53,510 Can I ask you something? 834 01:02:56,240 --> 01:03:00,110 Here's the question... do you know a certain Joe Maccherone? 835 01:03:01,160 --> 01:03:03,384 - Why? - Oh, nothing. 836 01:03:04,440 --> 01:03:06,220 Can we talk one to one? 837 01:03:06,920 --> 01:03:09,048 Can we talk in private? 838 01:03:09,800 --> 01:03:12,001 You can trust me. My name is Judas. 839 01:03:12,720 --> 01:03:16,376 - Iscariot? - No way. Judas Cicconi. 840 01:03:16,520 --> 01:03:18,476 So, since your name is Judas... 841 01:03:18,672 --> 01:03:19,946 - You had dinner? - Yes. 842 01:03:20,160 --> 01:03:23,712 So you've had your last supper, and now you're going to betray me! 843 01:03:25,480 --> 01:03:28,358 Do not pay attention. I'm a joker! 844 01:03:28,560 --> 01:03:30,079 I like jokes. 845 01:03:31,280 --> 01:03:35,376 Since your name is Judas, tell me where Joe Maccherone is. 846 01:03:36,360 --> 01:03:38,954 - Do you take me for a spy? - No darling. 847 01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:42,194 I have a friend who is a Superintendent... 848 01:03:42,400 --> 01:03:44,356 ...who openly flirts with me. 849 01:03:44,560 --> 01:03:46,630 He always touches me here. 850 01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:50,710 And if I tell him where Maccherone is, it will make him happy. 851 01:03:51,080 --> 01:03:53,230 I see... you know a Superintendent... 852 01:03:53,431 --> 01:03:55,733 - Yes, that always touches me here. - Oh yes? 853 01:03:55,956 --> 01:03:57,164 What is it? 854 01:03:57,800 --> 01:03:59,094 I'll be right back. 855 01:03:59,903 --> 01:04:01,914 You're beautiful, my darling! 856 01:04:02,560 --> 01:04:04,899 Where are you going? To the garden of olive trees? 857 01:04:07,587 --> 01:04:10,101 I love the blonde, she’s beautiful! 858 01:04:10,361 --> 01:04:11,500 Stay calm. 859 01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:24,791 - What? - Silence! 860 01:04:24,906 --> 01:04:26,176 Then I'll kill you. 861 01:04:26,301 --> 01:04:27,998 - Tell me, Cocozza. - What? 862 01:04:28,200 --> 01:04:30,589 - Where is the boss? - In his b... 863 01:04:31,357 --> 01:04:32,989 In his office! Shh! 864 01:04:35,760 --> 01:04:36,965 Come in! 865 01:04:37,280 --> 01:04:38,872 Hello boss. 866 01:04:38,939 --> 01:04:40,064 What is it? 867 01:04:40,134 --> 01:04:42,841 Well, we have a nice surprise for you. 868 01:04:43,160 --> 01:04:45,114 - Where? - In the garage. 869 01:04:48,633 --> 01:04:51,215 Come along, my chickadee! 870 01:04:55,080 --> 01:04:56,308 Calm down. 871 01:04:56,511 --> 01:04:58,627 - Are you bewitched or something? - Yes. 872 01:04:58,840 --> 01:05:01,070 - I want to get engaged to you. - That's it. 873 01:05:01,320 --> 01:05:04,915 You must keep your word, Judas. You're going to tell me everything. 874 01:05:10,252 --> 01:05:13,642 Don't worry, Judas always keeps his promises! 875 01:05:13,920 --> 01:05:16,150 - Who is that? - I don't know. 876 01:05:17,963 --> 01:05:19,396 We got you! 877 01:05:26,840 --> 01:05:30,150 Judas kissed me. It was shit. 878 01:05:30,458 --> 01:05:31,706 Well done! 879 01:05:33,819 --> 01:05:36,176 Look at this handsome boy! 880 01:05:36,299 --> 01:05:37,937 It must be Maccherone! 881 01:05:38,280 --> 01:05:39,599 You lost weight! 882 01:05:41,152 --> 01:05:43,340 So you know a Superintendent, eh? 883 01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:46,919 And you might be a spy. 884 01:05:47,304 --> 01:05:48,676 No way...! 885 01:05:49,760 --> 01:05:51,830 Let's not exaggerate anything! 886 01:05:51,929 --> 01:05:54,397 He is Superintendent Scappavia! 887 01:05:54,626 --> 01:05:56,298 Tell them! 888 01:05:56,631 --> 01:05:57,856 He laughs. 889 01:05:58,091 --> 01:05:59,778 Superintendent... 890 01:06:01,880 --> 01:06:04,919 So I kissed a Superintendent? 891 01:06:05,285 --> 01:06:08,243 Why? Say right off how badly I kiss! 892 01:06:09,219 --> 01:06:10,286 How awful! 893 01:06:10,520 --> 01:06:12,614 And who did I have the honour of? 894 01:06:12,809 --> 01:06:15,512 Constable Tarallo, 3rd District, nephew of the cardinal... 895 01:06:15,720 --> 01:06:18,051 ...and son of... - Son of a bitch! 896 01:06:18,160 --> 01:06:19,364 He is cute! 897 01:06:20,240 --> 01:06:22,130 So, you're a cop! 898 01:06:22,880 --> 01:06:25,856 Nobody's perfect. I like you anyway. 899 01:06:27,274 --> 01:06:28,593 Take them! 900 01:06:30,040 --> 01:06:32,190 Operation Superman! 901 01:06:36,400 --> 01:06:38,595 - We were passing by. - We wanted to see you. 902 01:06:38,800 --> 01:06:39,835 Not me! 903 01:06:52,863 --> 01:06:55,661 Ready? We'll do a nice group photo. 904 01:06:56,369 --> 01:06:58,079 Come together. 905 01:06:58,407 --> 01:07:01,205 - Tidy your hair. - They look smart. 906 01:07:01,640 --> 01:07:04,029 Come on, smile. Ready? 907 01:07:19,360 --> 01:07:21,078 Are you touching my butt? 908 01:07:23,600 --> 01:07:25,955 - Tarallo, watch out! - There's no one? 909 01:07:27,240 --> 01:07:28,434 Bastards! 910 01:07:34,080 --> 01:07:35,957 Code 84 with escape! 911 01:07:36,152 --> 01:07:39,110 Catch them! Don't let them get away! 912 01:07:44,847 --> 01:07:46,997 - What are you doing? - I'm tired. 913 01:07:47,192 --> 01:07:49,945 - So what? - And I'm cold. 914 01:07:50,160 --> 01:07:51,798 Ah, she's cold. 915 01:07:55,600 --> 01:07:56,874 Yes, she's cold... 916 01:08:08,280 --> 01:08:09,349 Come on, Arturo! 917 01:08:16,800 --> 01:08:18,995 Code 122, American film! 918 01:08:19,200 --> 01:08:20,952 Hold the scarf. 919 01:08:30,720 --> 01:08:32,551 - Very good, well done! - Thanks. 920 01:08:36,720 --> 01:08:39,188 - Stay here. I'm going upstairs! - Yes sir. 921 01:08:41,840 --> 01:08:43,831 Wait, Superintendent! 922 01:08:52,760 --> 01:08:54,796 Wait a minute, I'm going to kill you! 923 01:08:57,080 --> 01:08:59,116 You wanted to steal from me! 924 01:09:00,120 --> 01:09:02,680 Well, well... Leave it all here... 925 01:09:02,880 --> 01:09:04,815 ...so I don't waste time. 926 01:09:05,891 --> 01:09:07,722 Come on... hurry up. 927 01:09:09,520 --> 01:09:12,622 That's it for you, for train fare. Now, the suitcase. 928 01:09:12,720 --> 01:09:15,188 - I'm going to throttle you. - Not the throat! 929 01:09:15,400 --> 01:09:16,992 - No, not the throat. - Yes. 930 01:09:17,200 --> 01:09:19,077 It's me who's throttling you. 931 01:09:23,912 --> 01:09:26,221 - Me first. - No! 932 01:09:29,920 --> 01:09:32,514 - Can I slap one of you? - Which one? 933 01:09:38,440 --> 01:09:40,317 I'll teach you! 934 01:09:47,912 --> 01:09:49,948 - Pass me the chair! - Well I'm leaving! 935 01:09:57,120 --> 01:09:58,235 What strength! 936 01:09:58,640 --> 01:10:00,278 Come quickly, Cocozza! 937 01:10:00,800 --> 01:10:01,900 Hurry up! 938 01:10:03,320 --> 01:10:04,514 Wait, take this. 939 01:10:05,280 --> 01:10:07,669 Quickly, get to the car! 940 01:10:10,720 --> 01:10:12,515 - Hello boss. - Good morning. 941 01:10:14,360 --> 01:10:16,715 - Quickly! - Just a moment! 942 01:10:21,720 --> 01:10:23,472 The police! 943 01:10:31,472 --> 01:10:33,428 Stop! Where are you going like that? 944 01:10:34,320 --> 01:10:35,320 Mummy! 945 01:10:36,437 --> 01:10:37,890 Armandino! 946 01:10:38,080 --> 01:10:39,241 Mummy! 947 01:10:39,356 --> 01:10:41,929 Leave my mother alone! 948 01:10:54,384 --> 01:10:56,100 Tarallo, scratch me! 949 01:11:01,520 --> 01:11:02,376 Go away! 950 01:11:02,480 --> 01:11:04,232 There's the other idiot! Where's d'Amico? 951 01:11:04,351 --> 01:11:06,077 You pair of dirty fags! 952 01:11:06,160 --> 01:11:09,630 You don't recognize me, stupid? I am the Superintendent! 953 01:11:11,742 --> 01:11:12,867 Let go of me! 954 01:11:12,960 --> 01:11:14,179 Leave her alone. 955 01:11:14,247 --> 01:11:15,925 Officer d'Amico, what are you doing here? 956 01:11:15,987 --> 01:11:17,937 I'll explain it to you. Stop them. 957 01:11:20,140 --> 01:11:21,386 Leave me alone! 958 01:11:21,450 --> 01:11:24,001 Don't touch me! This is my day! 959 01:11:24,927 --> 01:11:27,609 You don't recognise us? Stop it! 960 01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:32,431 I'm Superintendent Scappavia! I'm transferring you to Sardinia! 961 01:11:32,792 --> 01:11:35,511 You have no shame, with a child like that? 962 01:11:35,760 --> 01:11:39,639 Just go. Try to change your life, okay? 963 01:11:40,410 --> 01:11:42,962 - Thanks. - Think about your son. 964 01:11:43,930 --> 01:11:46,508 - Ciao, Armandino. - Ciao, Gianna. 965 01:11:51,160 --> 01:11:53,181 Gianna! Wait for me! 966 01:11:53,520 --> 01:11:55,016 I'm coming with you! 967 01:12:00,240 --> 01:12:02,549 Stop it yourselves, you bastards! 968 01:12:02,760 --> 01:12:04,955 - Let's go! - I'm the one driving! 969 01:12:06,720 --> 01:12:09,154 These damned tights! 970 01:12:16,393 --> 01:12:18,520 What, are you leaving already? 971 01:12:19,122 --> 01:12:21,880 We'll catch them in the act. 972 01:12:23,080 --> 01:12:27,153 If we continue like this, I'm going to break a record. 973 01:12:31,692 --> 01:12:35,000 What is this car? Is there a fucking backup? 974 01:12:45,240 --> 01:12:46,997 We must act quickly! 975 01:12:47,720 --> 01:12:48,989 They're following us. 976 01:12:59,607 --> 01:13:02,360 - Where were you? - I was getting some fresh air. 977 01:13:02,474 --> 01:13:03,623 Come on, come here. 978 01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:06,230 You drink? Drink with me. 979 01:13:16,218 --> 01:13:17,785 Lace... 980 01:13:18,600 --> 01:13:21,751 - Delicate lingerie. - Of course, I'm flirtatious. 981 01:13:22,600 --> 01:13:25,751 - I'm going to give you one! - I'm fed up, understand? 982 01:13:25,968 --> 01:13:27,321 Oh, you're fed up, are you? 983 01:13:27,716 --> 01:13:29,770 I don't drink! 984 01:13:29,979 --> 01:13:33,145 Women fall into my arms! 985 01:13:41,846 --> 01:13:43,739 Have you been driving for a long time? 986 01:13:43,906 --> 01:13:45,385 - Five years? - Five days. 987 01:13:45,664 --> 01:13:47,200 Okay, everything is fine. 988 01:14:14,960 --> 01:14:17,235 - Good morning. - Good morning. 989 01:14:19,560 --> 01:14:20,913 Is he a diver? 990 01:14:28,840 --> 01:14:29,750 Again! 991 01:14:33,680 --> 01:14:37,036 Diver, eh? Now it's me who's laughing! 992 01:14:37,240 --> 01:14:39,470 I didn't get anything! 993 01:14:39,680 --> 01:14:41,557 I got nothing! 994 01:14:45,160 --> 01:14:46,842 Luckily, I know how to swim! 995 01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:54,433 It's pee... Pierre! 996 01:14:55,104 --> 01:14:57,240 I saw him, don't worry! 997 01:14:57,940 --> 01:14:59,280 I'll take care of him. 998 01:15:05,600 --> 01:15:08,114 Stop! What are you doing? 999 01:15:08,546 --> 01:15:11,480 I'll take the loot! This time, it's me! 1000 01:15:14,079 --> 01:15:16,200 You won't get me. I'll arrive first! 1001 01:15:18,179 --> 01:15:19,960 Try to follow me! 1002 01:15:24,952 --> 01:15:27,546 To all patrols... 1003 01:15:27,760 --> 01:15:30,911 This is officer d'Amico. Request reinforcements on the D4. 1004 01:15:31,120 --> 01:15:33,111 Fast cars with suspects on board. 1005 01:15:33,320 --> 01:15:35,470 Monitor them until the river port. 1006 01:15:35,680 --> 01:15:37,875 Intervene only if necessary. 1007 01:15:38,863 --> 01:15:39,880 Over and out. 1008 01:15:40,024 --> 01:15:42,379 In the movies, we always catch them... 1009 01:15:42,600 --> 01:15:43,999 But here, never! 1010 01:15:59,291 --> 01:16:00,883 Do you have lipstick? 1011 01:16:01,588 --> 01:16:03,967 Tarallo? Wouldn't you be a little... 1012 01:16:04,036 --> 01:16:06,030 Myself? That's it! 1013 01:16:15,680 --> 01:16:18,274 I know her! I arrested her for prostitution! 1014 01:16:18,491 --> 01:16:21,303 - Quick, follow that whore! - Right away. 1015 01:16:34,760 --> 01:16:37,960 I want to arrive alive, not in a hearse! 1016 01:16:40,840 --> 01:16:43,030 Go ahead, we've caught them! 1017 01:16:43,147 --> 01:16:44,182 Get closer! 1018 01:16:47,484 --> 01:16:50,442 So, you bitch! I know you! 1019 01:16:50,738 --> 01:16:52,880 3 years for speeding! 1020 01:16:53,400 --> 01:16:56,119 And you, fuck off for life! 1021 01:16:56,320 --> 01:16:58,231 You know what? You disgust me! 1022 01:16:58,440 --> 01:17:00,715 You know what, Nardecchia? 1023 01:17:01,955 --> 01:17:03,374 She's making fun of me! 1024 01:17:54,800 --> 01:17:57,519 - Did you slow down? - Not at all, Superintendent. 1025 01:17:58,410 --> 01:17:59,600 We're going slower. 1026 01:18:00,306 --> 01:18:03,757 It's so good to make love when the sea is rough. 1027 01:18:11,807 --> 01:18:14,082 Come and see, guys! 1028 01:18:14,360 --> 01:18:16,191 Look at this! 1029 01:18:16,400 --> 01:18:18,470 They think they're at a hotel? 1030 01:18:18,578 --> 01:18:20,409 Will you leave some for me? 1031 01:18:20,865 --> 01:18:22,188 He's keeping it all! 1032 01:18:22,275 --> 01:18:25,517 You'll be fined for prohibited parking! 1033 01:18:25,712 --> 01:18:27,618 What a bunch of voyeurs! 1034 01:18:28,800 --> 01:18:31,758 Let's find somewhere quiet. 1035 01:18:38,642 --> 01:18:39,720 What is it? 1036 01:18:39,939 --> 01:18:41,277 It's biting! 1037 01:18:44,720 --> 01:18:47,280 It's what? A swordfish? 1038 01:19:25,160 --> 01:19:26,660 Help! Help! 1039 01:19:33,520 --> 01:19:35,192 I want to get off! 1040 01:19:43,240 --> 01:19:45,231 Oh no! This money is mine! 1041 01:20:03,080 --> 01:20:04,149 Finally! 1042 01:20:05,560 --> 01:20:08,347 Come open up for me, you bastard! I'm a woman! 1043 01:20:17,080 --> 01:20:18,415 We'll catch them! 1044 01:20:18,466 --> 01:20:19,819 They're all in the water! 1045 01:20:20,000 --> 01:20:22,116 - I'm going to dive. - No me. 1046 01:20:22,249 --> 01:20:23,925 - No, I'm diving. - No me. 1047 01:20:24,121 --> 01:20:25,189 I'm going to dive! 1048 01:20:25,240 --> 01:20:27,310 - Who is the Superintendent? - YOU. 1049 01:20:27,402 --> 01:20:28,881 So dive in. 1050 01:20:29,880 --> 01:20:31,552 Come on hurry up. 1051 01:20:40,880 --> 01:20:43,279 It always ends with legs in the air. 1052 01:20:45,040 --> 01:20:47,508 - What is this fish? - It's what? 1053 01:20:48,151 --> 01:20:50,639 And the white slave trade? I don't see anything here. 1054 01:20:50,881 --> 01:20:53,865 - Come with me, I have everything arranged. - So everything's fine. 1055 01:20:56,200 --> 01:20:58,732 - The girls are here. - Slow down, I have heels. 1056 01:20:59,433 --> 01:21:00,826 I'll look. 1057 01:21:03,600 --> 01:21:05,670 Why are you shouting like that? 1058 01:21:08,680 --> 01:21:10,398 Come on, inside! 1059 01:21:13,059 --> 01:21:14,856 Inside, damn it! 1060 01:21:21,522 --> 01:21:24,161 Inside, move along, you idiots! 1061 01:21:24,487 --> 01:21:26,159 I gave you a beautiful gift! 1062 01:21:26,258 --> 01:21:28,692 Where do you think you are? Inside! You dirty whore! 1063 01:21:29,000 --> 01:21:30,718 Don't you recognize me? 1064 01:21:30,912 --> 01:21:33,551 Don't allow yourself to pronounce my name. 1065 01:21:33,768 --> 01:21:36,601 - Are you the Eternal Father? - You disgust me! 1066 01:21:39,160 --> 01:21:42,232 Bunch of bastards! You don't recognize me? 1067 01:21:43,080 --> 01:21:46,197 - Insulting a public official! - I'll tear out your 4 hairs! 1068 01:21:46,960 --> 01:21:49,513 Shitty Superintendent! Let's explain! 1069 01:21:52,320 --> 01:21:54,138 Everyone to Vice Squad HQ! 1070 01:21:54,627 --> 01:21:57,354 And you... Don't get involved in my cases anymore, understand? 1071 01:22:00,840 --> 01:22:05,516 We decorate Officer Tarallo for his valuable contribution... 1072 01:22:05,720 --> 01:22:08,109 ...to the arrest of that terrible gang... 1073 01:22:08,320 --> 01:22:11,278 ...of Joe Maccherone and Pierre La Touraine. 1074 01:22:17,760 --> 01:22:19,239 Thank you. 1075 01:22:22,200 --> 01:22:26,079 Decoration also for Officer Gianna d'Amico... 1076 01:22:26,760 --> 01:22:30,150 ...who, thanks to her effectiveness and her boldness... 1077 01:22:30,360 --> 01:22:33,477 ...was the backbone of this operation. 1078 01:22:33,720 --> 01:22:35,119 Well done! 1079 01:22:36,400 --> 01:22:39,312 Thanks! I'm Arturo, her fiance. 1080 01:22:44,960 --> 01:22:46,837 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 1081 01:22:47,273 --> 01:22:48,964 Well done, young lady. 1082 01:22:53,960 --> 01:22:58,670 Now let's applaud the new director of the Vice Squad... 1083 01:23:00,287 --> 01:23:02,437 Mr Scappavia... 1084 01:23:02,640 --> 01:23:07,191 ..who brilliantly ran the operation to arrest Joe Maccherone... 1085 01:23:14,640 --> 01:23:18,030 ... who led the operation Joe Maccherone... 1086 01:23:18,280 --> 01:23:20,430 ...with zeal and speed. 1087 01:23:24,160 --> 01:23:26,037 Thank you so much. 1088 01:23:28,752 --> 01:23:30,153 Congratulations. 1089 01:23:30,467 --> 01:23:32,059 To you too. 1090 01:23:32,370 --> 01:23:34,042 For you, a long kiss. 1091 01:23:35,560 --> 01:23:37,278 You too, Brigadier. Thanks. 1092 01:23:39,160 --> 01:23:41,116 Thank you so much. I am moved. 1093 01:23:43,760 --> 01:23:47,355 - What an exceptional day! - Come, let me kiss you. 1094 01:23:48,600 --> 01:23:50,613 Always on the hand! 1095 01:23:52,920 --> 01:23:54,566 Don't touch her! 1096 01:23:55,520 --> 01:23:59,752 I see you're a little sad... don't get discouraged. 1097 01:23:59,960 --> 01:24:01,359 I was transferred. 1098 01:24:01,560 --> 01:24:04,677 A small island, not even indicated on the maps. 1099 01:24:04,887 --> 01:24:09,085 It doesn't matter, as long as we don't send the police dogs. 1100 01:24:09,408 --> 01:24:11,763 He looks like a kid. You crying? 1101 01:24:11,975 --> 01:24:14,728 Give me your number. That way, I'll call you... 1102 01:24:14,920 --> 01:24:16,717 ...and we'll have a chat. 1103 01:24:16,920 --> 01:24:18,519 Come on, don't cry. 1104 01:24:22,108 --> 01:24:26,487 Wait, I'll show you something which will make you laugh. 1105 01:24:27,200 --> 01:24:28,323 Look at this. 1106 01:24:30,960 --> 01:24:32,393 Wait, wait. 1107 01:24:35,920 --> 01:24:37,600 You saw it? Look at it. 1108 01:24:38,040 --> 01:24:41,635 When Tarallo did it to me, I didn't believe it. But it's gone. 1109 01:24:41,840 --> 01:24:44,673 With Scappavia, any stain goes away. 1110 01:24:51,880 --> 01:24:53,598 It's gone? 1111 01:25:00,560 --> 01:25:02,202 It's not going away... 1112 01:25:09,640 --> 01:25:10,834 I'm coming! 1113 01:25:14,560 --> 01:25:15,834 It's nothing at all! 1114 01:25:16,040 --> 01:25:17,871 Scappavia, is that you? 1115 01:25:18,600 --> 01:25:20,561 Try to remove this stain! 1116 01:25:21,320 --> 01:25:23,952 Sorry, is that you, Mr. Scappavia? 1117 01:25:24,186 --> 01:25:25,314 That's me. Why? 1118 01:25:25,530 --> 01:25:27,670 - A package for you. - Tarallo. 1119 01:25:27,880 --> 01:25:31,316 - Open it. - It's a gift. It ticks. 1120 01:25:31,520 --> 01:25:34,038 It must be a clock. It's my aunt. 1121 01:25:35,280 --> 01:25:37,874 - Or a bomb. - A sex bomb. 1122 01:25:38,080 --> 01:25:41,277 It's a clock, and that's all! 1123 01:25:41,480 --> 01:25:44,153 - I say it's a bomb. - A bomb! 1124 01:25:46,280 --> 01:25:48,077 Be careful, it's a bomb! 1125 01:25:49,520 --> 01:25:52,193 What do you say, Gianna? A bomb? 1126 01:25:56,240 --> 01:25:59,073 What bomb, you idiots? Give me that! 1127 01:25:59,225 --> 01:26:01,295 Give me that cuckoo clock! 1128 01:26:01,880 --> 01:26:04,235 I'm going to transfer you all! 1129 01:26:04,440 --> 01:26:06,795 Gianna, come on! I will save you! 1130 01:26:08,088 --> 01:26:10,069 Give me that! 1131 01:26:10,146 --> 01:26:12,603 Give me that cuckoo clock, idiot! 1132 01:26:13,265 --> 01:26:16,480 You are a bunch of idiots! You are afraid! 1133 01:26:16,878 --> 01:26:18,357 It's from my aunt! 1134 01:26:18,731 --> 01:26:22,201 If it was a bomb, it would have already exploded! 1135 01:26:26,922 --> 01:26:30,437 Give me that clock! It's a gift from my aunt! 1136 01:26:32,240 --> 01:26:33,873 Throw it away! 1137 01:26:36,360 --> 01:26:39,113 Why me? I delivered it! 1138 01:26:41,600 --> 01:26:42,749 Watch out! 1139 01:26:45,044 --> 01:26:46,272 Here, my son. 1140 01:26:51,883 --> 01:26:53,282 Give it to me! 1141 01:26:55,560 --> 01:26:57,756 I'll break your skulls! 1142 01:26:59,320 --> 01:27:02,022 Give me that, you bastards! 1143 01:27:02,920 --> 01:27:04,797 Sons of bitches! That's enough! 1144 01:27:04,898 --> 01:27:06,381 Son-of-a-bitch! 1145 01:27:06,440 --> 01:27:08,954 It's not a bomb. It's a clock! 1146 01:27:09,360 --> 01:27:11,071 A bomb... 1147 01:27:11,960 --> 01:27:14,633 If it was a bomb, it would have already exploded. 1148 01:27:14,840 --> 01:27:16,485 Otherwise, what a bad timer! 1149 01:27:17,313 --> 01:27:18,280 What time is it? 1150 01:27:19,478 --> 01:27:20,626 12 noon. 1151 01:27:38,440 --> 01:27:41,196 Did the Superintendent fly away? I see nothing. 1152 01:27:43,880 --> 01:27:45,757 - Here he is. - Superintendent! 1153 01:27:47,127 --> 01:27:48,375 He's red hot! 1154 01:27:49,840 --> 01:27:51,990 Superintendent, say something. 1155 01:28:03,600 --> 01:28:06,868 “Hello from prison. Yours Faithfully... 1156 01:28:06,961 --> 01:28:08,717 “Joe Maccherone.” 1157 01:28:09,112 --> 01:28:12,454 How nice he is, not forgetting us! 1158 01:28:12,560 --> 01:28:15,472 You son of a bitch!! 1159 01:28:19,880 --> 01:28:23,475 Subtitles by FatPlank for KG 75017

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