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This programme contains very strong
language, discriminatory language
and adult humour.
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She's lucky we're not expelling her.
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She showed pornography
to the whole of sixth class
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and in the new media room at that.
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I'm sorry.
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Let me... Let me get this right.
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Layla was streaming porn?
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Horrendous porn.
Horrendous?
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Yes. Horrendous.
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Horrendous? Really?
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My God! I'd never have expected it
from Layla.
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I don't know what to say.
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Like, what are we talking about here?
Pardon?
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Well, you said horrendous porn.
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Like what?
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Sam.
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I'm just saying, horrendous porn
sounds pretty fecking bad, right?
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I just want to know, like,
what are we dealing with?
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Like...
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Animals? Animals?
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God, no! Not animals!
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Sam! No. Good, great. Thank God.
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Hamdullah.
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So is it higher
or lower than animals?
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What? Sorry?
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The film. Horrendous-wise.
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Was it higher or lower than animals?
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Stop talking, Sam!
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OK. No. Good.
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It doesn't really matter.
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I was just...
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Anyway...it's pretty bad.
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HE CLICKS HIS TONGUE
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Get the picture.
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BISCUIT CRUNCHES
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SHE SIGHS
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Trace?
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I wasn't taking the piss.
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That's the point, you tit.
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You were genuinely asking Mrs Sink
what genre of porn it was!
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I was trying to gauge...!
Like she would know the difference.
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It was a massive cock on a projector
in front of 12-year-olds.
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She probably thought it was a film
about frankfurters,
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for fuck's sake.
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Look. Relax, Trace, just...
Stop telling me to relax!
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I'm just saying I'm here, too.
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Oh, Christ, Sam.
You've even convinced yourself.
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You should be in Vegas!
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You're like the world's
greatest magician.
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How you can be in two places at
one time is fucking mind-boggling.
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I'm here, amn't I? I'm here!
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You're here, but you haven't been
here for fucking years!
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You are a useless man.
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All you do is sit polishing
that typewriter.
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You do nothing!
Nothing with the girls.
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You don't work, you don't cook,
you don't write,
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pay bills, nothing!
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You don't even fuck.
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All you do is drain me.
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All your promises and bullshit.
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It's fucking over!
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Trace.
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No more fuck ups, I promise.
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VAN HONKS HORN, TYRES SCREECH
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Tracy!
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PHONE CHIRPS
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Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Just give me a sec, OK?
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You know how much I love you.
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OK?
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We're a family...
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..whatever happens.
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Mummy had an accident, she's...
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She's in hospital,
but she's very, very sick.
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Oh, Tara's mum said she was dead!
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They're not even sure
if she's ever gonna...
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Will I make her a card?
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Thank God she's alive!
I thought she was...
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Actually, she is dead.
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What?
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Actually, she is. She is dead.
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You said she was in hospital, sick.
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Where is she?
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She's in hospital.
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So she's not dead?
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No. No, she...
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No, she's in hospital,
but she's gone.
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Her body's in the hospital.
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Are you sure she's dead? Yep.
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Why would you say she's alive
if she wasn't?
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I...
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I'm sorry.
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Oh, fuck.
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Sorry for you. Thank you.
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CAR APPROACHES
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Come here.
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Here, put this in for us,
it's doing my head in.
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Hi. This is Zu, Sam.
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Sorry, just have to ask.
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You didn't actually meet
on the flight, did you?
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Yeah, we did.
Why though, Zein?
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Um, sorry your wife is, er...
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SHE CLEARS HER THROAT
..dead.
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Thank you. Sweet.
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Nice. All done.
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So good to see you, man.
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Yeah. Good to see you, too, Zein.
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Was, er...
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Was she chasing it?
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What?
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The ice cream van. Was she...?
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Was she chasing it?
No, no. No? No, she was 44.
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It's just sometimes if they see you,
they drive faster, you know?
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It's like a power thing
or something.
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My cousin Azuya,
her boyfriend was ice cream man.
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He was motherfucker.
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Literally. He actually... Sorry.
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Sorry. Can I just grab you,
just for a sec?
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Do you mind? Sorry, Zu, sorry.
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What the fuck? Do you know how much
I need this today?
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She has got to go. OK?
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Come on, I promised her now.
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Well, unpromise her.
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It's a wake,
not a trip to Eurodisney.
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CAMERA CLICKS
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What is she doing?
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Selfies.
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She is not staying the night. OK?
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Oh! Please, Zein,
the girls are inside,
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they keep asking for you.
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Fine. Go on! Fine.
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CAMERA CLICKS
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Sorry. Uh, do you want to go
with him?
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Yes. Thank you.
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CAR ENGINE STARTS
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Hey, Tracy.
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I know we didn't always get along.
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I know you wanted the best
for Sam, so...
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I guess I'll...
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I'll see you around.
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You look great.
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INDISTINCT CHATTER
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Hello. Hello. Hello.
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TAPS ON GLASS
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OK.
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OK.
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Cormac... Mum, It's fine.
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Tracy...
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HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
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Tracy's my sister
and she would have wanted
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you all to be just happy today.
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So...
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..going to play a little song
that she really liked.
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# Baby, baby back
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# Wanna get pissed,
wanna get smashed. #
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It's all good. It's a happy day.
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Celebrate.
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# Baby, baby back
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# Wanna get pissed, wanna get
smashed... #
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Sounds good. That's it, Rosemary.
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That's it. Come on.
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You know. Get up here.
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Join the party.
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She knows.
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Rosemary knows.
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She's with the programme.
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Watch your hip, Rosie.
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SHE LAUGHS
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LOUD KISSES
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All right, all right.
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OK. Oh!
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All right.
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SHE LAUGHS
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Ruby don't mind.
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It's Tracy. Yes.
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No, no, no.
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Oh, Jesus!
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Fuck!
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It's everywhere.
No, just her...face.
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Oh, shit. And there on her neck.
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Oh, poor Ruby! Can't get a break.
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Tracy. Her name is Tracy.
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Put the lid on it. What?
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Pull. Put the lid down on her.
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Shh-shh!
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I'll put you down. Just...
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I'm trying to think.
Just let me think.
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A Mr Cohen crashed into her?
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No, no, Mr Cone.
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The ice cream man.
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Oh! I thought it was Mr Cohen
from number 23.
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I tried a falafel.
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Gorgeous!
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Not spicy at all.
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ZEIN: No, no, no.
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Who's your man?
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Well, that's, uh,
that's Zein, Sam's brother.
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Well, half brother.
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He's an actor, lives in London.
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No idea who she is, though.
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God, I hate Mrs Tilly.
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Hope she chokes on her shawarma.
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Not ready to say goodbye, Trace.
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This family doesn't work
without you.
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I'm so sorry.
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HE MUTTERS UNDER HIS BREATH
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Oh, God.
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OK.
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Oh.
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KNOCK ON DOOR
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WOMAN: Sam?
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I'm coming. Just give me one second,
please.
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Here we go.
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This'll look much better.
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Now it's OK.
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Sam? Can I come in?
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I'm coming, just give me a second,
please!
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DOOR OPENS
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Mum?
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Sam.
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What have I done?
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I think it's time.
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CALL TO PRAYER PLAYS
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CALL TO PRAYER CONTINUES
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There's no milk. Again.
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I'll have toast. Yeah, great.
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I need some money.
I'm not made of money, Lina.
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Lina, goggles. Yeah.
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Tell him there's no milk.
And he needs to do the bins,
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I can't fit any more in.
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HE SCOFFS
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Nancy?
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Did you give Nancy her...? Do you
mind not doing that in my face?
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It's like getting a speeding ticket
off a hooker.
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Oh! Oh, that's nice.
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Bit of hostile sexism when
we haven't even had breakfast yet.
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They're called sex workers.
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Have you decided about the ski trip?
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Everyone in my year is going.
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It's expensive, Layla.
I'm thinking about it.
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Go get me Nancy's medicine.
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Now, Layla, now!
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Nancy, see if my wallet's
in the kitchen.
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Oh, good girl!
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She's wearing that stupid hat.
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You're wearing a stupid hat.
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Sorry, I'm busy. Can I ignore you
another time?
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Shh! Please. I need change.
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Yes. Yeah? OK. Goodbye.
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Just think about the ski trip.
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You can take it out of
my college fund.
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Absolutely. Come on, you.
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Got your bag? OK.
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College fund. Kiss my arse. Open.
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Attagirl! Now come on.
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Your hand, Nancy.
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OK, look. So, tomorrow...
Oh, shit, your lunch.
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I made my lunch, Baba.
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When? In the morning.
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Who made it? Me.
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I'm just not very good
at buttering the bread yet.
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I'm still practising.
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It's OK. It's not your fault.
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But like you say, Baba,
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Amins never give up.
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HE SIGHS
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I'm not a very good, daddy, am I?
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You're the bestest daddy.
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You're just not a very good mummy
yet.
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I'm sorry.
271
00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:32,400
We're still living.
I know. Thank you.
272
00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:36,640
This, this hat.
Is it a seasonal thing?
273
00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:38,280
Like, how long are you going
to wear it for?
274
00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:40,320
Um, until I'm dead. Oh, God.
275
00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:42,840
Thanks, sir. I'll let him know.
276
00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:46,880
I feel bad. What if the school
rings Baba?
277
00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:49,200
As if! I told them he's suicidal.
278
00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:51,880
You haven't a clue.
279
00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:55,400
The story's got to be layered,
Layla.
280
00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:57,120
It's fucking genius.
281
00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:01,800
Look at him there.
282
00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:02,840
Seriously?
283
00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:04,880
I'd lick Jake Rooney's eyeballs.
284
00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:06,040
I would eat him.
285
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:09,040
Num-num-num-num!
Shut up!
286
00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:10,240
You're so gross!
287
00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:14,440
NANCY LAUGHS
288
00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:17,320
Baba should say something
to Nancy about that stupid hat.
289
00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:19,040
Christmas is such nonsense anyway.
290
00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:21,160
She's wearing that ratty thing
on her head.
291
00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:23,080
Why? Because she used to believe
in some...
292
00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:26,440
some magical made-up man who doesn't
exist just to help her get
293
00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:28,320
through the day. Seriously?
294
00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:32,320
What?
295
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,160
That it?
296
00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:49,720
I thought you had cancer
or something!
297
00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:51,520
Cancer of my heart, Sammy!
298
00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:53,480
It's OK to be upset.
To feel something.
299
00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:54,720
You're not a table, are you?
300
00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:57,520
Wind it in. You're an upset
Muslim man with a backpack.
301
00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:59,160
It's not a great look.
302
00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:08,560
Three months, Sammy.
303
00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:10,200
Nothing.
304
00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:11,720
You don't say anything to anyone.
305
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:14,000
Don't answer the telephone
to anyone.
306
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,680
I'm your father.
307
00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:16,720
It's enough now.
308
00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:21,240
Talk to me, please.
309
00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:23,280
Speak! What do you want me to say?
310
00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:24,920
I miss her?
311
00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:25,960
I miss her.
312
00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:29,160
You know, I disliked her very much.
313
00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:32,560
Wow. I can actually
feel myself healing.
314
00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:34,800
Really is good to talk to you, Pop,
but I'm finding it...
315
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:36,640
Shut up!
316
00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:37,680
Listen.
317
00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:40,240
I hated her.
318
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:44,880
But you don't just instantly
love someone, Sammy.
319
00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:47,640
This is the problem
with your generation -
320
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:50,800
you think you meet someone
and you're in love.
321
00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:54,120
Let me tell you,
love is always the same.
322
00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:58,280
Doesn't matter if it's a wife
or mother or son.
323
00:16:58,280 --> 00:16:59,640
The same.
324
00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:01,520
It happens over time.
325
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:04,200
Then one day,
without even noticing...
326
00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:08,240
..you just fall for them.
327
00:17:10,599 --> 00:17:12,000
I loved Tracy.
328
00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:15,560
HE SOBS
329
00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:21,880
HE MOUTHS
330
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,520
Yeah?
331
00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:27,560
HE SIGHS
332
00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:30,080
Call Zein.
333
00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:31,480
Zein?
334
00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:34,320
I would rather give myself a rectal
exam with a soup spoon
335
00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:37,680
than call Zein.
He desecrated my wife's...
336
00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:39,160
What's wrong?
337
00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:41,680
Let's go. Look, Sammy.
338
00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:43,680
Wow, wow, wow!
339
00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:45,600
Fucking "wow" is right.
340
00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:47,760
Fancy seeing you here.
341
00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:50,040
Hey, Cormac.
"Shalaam shellac", boys.
342
00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:52,000
I wish you'd stop
fucking saying that.
343
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,680
It's "salaam alaikum", Cormac.
344
00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:56,040
He knows what it is.
345
00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:03,840
What is that? Is that a muffin?
346
00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:06,200
It's that or a chocolate orange.
Ugh, lame.
347
00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:07,840
Did Sam organise this party?
348
00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:10,440
Why are you always ragging on him?
Because he fucks everything up.
349
00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:12,080
It's not his fault.
He's trying his best.
350
00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:14,640
Oh, please don't.
Nancy's scarred for life.
351
00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:17,080
Why do you think she's waltzing
around like Buddy the Elf?
352
00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:18,880
Because of him.
353
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:21,000
Light the muffin
and let's get out of here.
354
00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:37,160
Feel bad we didn't tell him
we're here.
355
00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:39,960
Oh, shut up, shut up, shut up!
356
00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:43,160
You're ruining this.
This is about Mum, Layla.
357
00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:46,000
He just fumbles around
and fucks everything up.
358
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,000
He-he's a writer
who can't even write.
359
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,080
He can't even get out of bed
in the morning or do a shop or...
360
00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:52,320
You sound just like Mum!
361
00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:55,160
So he's not perfect, but he's sweet
and he's our dad, and he's...
362
00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:56,760
Pathetic.
It's called pathetic, Layla.
363
00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:58,120
Stop talking about him like that.
364
00:18:58,120 --> 00:19:00,480
Ah, you just feel bad because Mum
was there because of you.
365
00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:03,280
Now you're making up for it
with your praying and hijab.
366
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,440
Whatever.
367
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:10,480
It's cool.
368
00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:14,560
SHE SIGHS
369
00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:14,560
It's just not your fault.
370
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,280
It's his.
371
00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:29,880
CORMAC SLURPS NOISILY
372
00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:31,040
Mmm!
373
00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:34,280
HE SMACKS HIS LIPS
374
00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:36,080
They've got real strawberries
in that, Mum.
375
00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:37,560
Sorry, what is this fecking thing?
376
00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:39,520
It's a plant. I know it's a plant.
377
00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:40,760
Oh, I don't know what it's called.
378
00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:42,880
Layla liked it.
I was going to give it to her.
379
00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:44,840
I see she's still wearing the...
hurr-urr-urr.
380
00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:47,200
It's a hijab. The headscarf's
called a hijab, Dympna.
381
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:49,640
Well, it's better
than that letterbox thing.
382
00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:53,040
OK. So...this is great,
but I'm going to go.
383
00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:55,480
I'm going to break up this little,
er...
384
00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:58,000
Sammy, this is not an intervention.
385
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,400
I didn't say it was an intervention.
386
00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:02,000
No-one here is judging you.
387
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,360
Although that is a very
intervention-y thing to say.
388
00:20:04,360 --> 00:20:05,960
We are all worried for you.
389
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:07,720
For the girls. It seems...
390
00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:09,560
Honestly, I think you could be, pal.
391
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:13,840
We're talking about Sam
being suicidal here, right?
392
00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:15,920
No, you fucking gobshite.
393
00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:17,960
No-one's thinking that, Sammy.
394
00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:21,480
But the girls mentioned
that the house was...
395
00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:23,280
Well, no, that doesn't matter.
396
00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:26,520
It's not easy, is it?
397
00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:28,840
I mean, we know it's not.
398
00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:30,800
And you're on your own now.
399
00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:33,720
And, um...well...
400
00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:36,520
..Zein is such a sweetheart.
401
00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:39,560
And the girls - they love him.
402
00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:41,120
Yeah. Now I remember
what it's called.
403
00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:43,560
It's called an ambush. Move, Cormac!
Sammy... Let me out now!
404
00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:45,200
No! Sammy, Sammy...
405
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,200
Bullshit.
406
00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:59,680
Does he know you, er...
asked Zein to come?
407
00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:00,720
MO TUTS
408
00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:05,520
That could be the Isis
on the cake, Mo.
409
00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:09,600
Isis...on the cake.
410
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:23,040
KEY SNAPS
411
00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:24,120
Sam?
412
00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:27,840
Sam! Sam!
413
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:30,160
Sam!
414
00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:33,200
Sam!
415
00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:39,040
Yes? Yes, Miss Tilly?
416
00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:42,000
I believe this...this is yours.
417
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:51,920
Sorry, Mrs Tilly.
418
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:56,760
Sam! Sam!
419
00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:58,440
Yes, Mrs Tilly?
420
00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:02,560
Also, I believe
this is your wheelie bin.
421
00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:21,880
Not really coping very well,
are you?
422
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:25,960
Falling apart, more like.
423
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:27,400
HE BREATHES SHAKILY
424
00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:28,600
Sam!
425
00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:31,320
Pick up that mess!
426
00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:35,760
Sam!
427
00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:38,600
HE ROARS
428
00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:38,600
Pick all of that up, Sam!
429
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:43,440
HE ROARS
430
00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:46,840
Lowering the tone
of this neighbourhood!
431
00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:52,160
MRS TILLY CONTINUES TO COMMENT
432
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:57,160
HE ROARS
433
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:04,840
HE SOBS
434
00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:19,320
Huh? Hiya, binman.
435
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:23,000
Look, it's not a big deal,
but, er...
436
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,200
..there's no milk.
437
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:26,640
SAM SOBS
438
00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:29,640
# On every street, in every house
439
00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:33,120
# In every shop in this country
440
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:34,680
# This is where we are
441
00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:38,080
# This is where we are
442
00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:42,840
# On every street, in every house
443
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:46,240
# In every shop in this country
444
00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:48,280
# This is where we are
445
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:52,160
# This is where we are. #
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