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It's time to fuck me.

Yeah, whenever I want it.

Uh,

no, no, no, babe.

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Alex, come on, wake up.

What? Come on, wake up.

Come on, I want to come again.

What time is it? I want to just really quick to fucking go through. I don't

what's going on.

Come on.

Can you wake up?

Can you wake up faster?

Come on. Come on, fuck me.

Come on, quick.

What time is it?

It's early.

It's early.

What were you saying?

It's time to fuck me.

Come on.

I thought we said we were going to be done with that, though.

I think you said that.

Yeah, I definitely said that. Also, your mom is coming back this morning, as you

know. No, I have a location.

And? And she's at the airport.

Still? Yeah, still.

Okay, come on, let's do another two.

You don't have a good one.

Come on.

We said, we said, like, I mean, like, that was it. It's just, I don't know. I

don't want to get divorced. Like, if your mom finds out, she's going to be so

mad. She's not going to find out.

Neither are you.

Why do you keep teasing me like that?

Because you like it.

Why?

I don't know.

What are you doing?

What do you think I'm doing?

You're so cute when you pretend you don't know what I'm doing.

Look,

you're ready for me.

Why would you sleep naked if you didn't?

I always sleep naked.

I'm sure you do.

Come on.

What if her phone is not working? What if it just kind of froze there and she's

actually way closer?

That's not how that works.

Plus, I mean, it just kind of looks like she's your mom. It's just, it's wrong.

It is kind of wrong, but isn't that kind of hot?

I know you like that.

Look, I can tell you like it.

It's besides the point, though.

Okay, well, your mouth is saying one thing, but your body is saying another

thing.

I don't like it.

Come on.

You know, I'm married to your mom. This just doesn't feel right, though.

Yeah, but it's not like we're blind. You're my stepdad.

I've, like, barely even known you that long.

It's been already three months, but... Yeah, exactly.

Don't you miss me, pretty boy?

You know, it's not... It's not that.

It's just... What is it?

We said that was the last time you said that was the last time I just kind of

looked sad and nodded Yes,

I didn't agree to anything

Hey

babe

work trip.

Like, you wouldn't believe what I just went through.

They lost my luggage in Boston.

TSA was a complete nightmare.

And you remember Karen? You remember Karen, that bitch from work?

She has lost her mind. Like, I don't even know what's going on with her, but

actually screamed at me. That bitch had the nerve to scream at me on this

business trip.

Like...

I'm so glad to be home. You would not believe.

I'm super stressed from this trip. I figured you were, like, I said you were

going to be home way earlier. I'm, like, so surprised.

I'm so glad to be here. Like, it's just, I've had enough with this job. I can't

deal with this shit anymore.

Like, oh, man, I feel like I just need to go to the spa and relax and just wash

this whole trip off of me. Like, the whole thing is just free.

My God, have you seen the Stevenson's yard?

Oh my God.

It's a complete wreck over there.

Have you looked out here lately?

Do you want to see this? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Have you seen this?

Like, well, you know what? I ran into Stacy about two weeks ago at the spa.

She looked like complete shit.

You know, poor Stacy.

I really think, I think I'm going to send over our... Yeah,

I mean, I think that's the right call, babe. I agree.

That's unbelievable.

Of course, of course, yeah. Do you think, babe?

That was fun.

What if she catches us?

She's not going to catch us, I promise.

I don't know.

Sweet stuff.

I bet my mom doesn't do that.

She's right there.

It's fine, silly. It's only glass.

It's kind of hot, though. She's, like, right there.

Aw.

agree not to stop there.

Right, honey.

She's so beyond distraught.

I feel so, so bad for her.

I'm very sorry to hear that, babe.

So what do you think you should do?

Well, I'm taking her to lunch. I'm taking her to lunch right now.

I'm going to jump in the tub, honey.

This is really important.

I've got to just go help her through this. It's bad.

It's really, really bad. No, you should be a good friend.

I'm going to take a bath. We're going to lunch.

Okay.

You need to go now.

No, I don't.

She's right there in the bathroom. She is right there in the bathroom. We'll

make it quick.

You better make it clear.

I told you that she's right there.

I have to promise to fuck me again, don't I? Yeah, I will, I will, I will.

Whenever I want it.

Yeah, I'm so excited.

Ready, girls.

that she's in the next room, don't you?

What?

You don't turn around.

No, I was not around.

What the heck is going on?

There goes my marriage.

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