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Naughty America.

Nobody. Nobody. Nobody.

Does it better.

Pretty nice kitchen.

Okay, pots.

Where the heck is their teapot?

God, I cannot sleep.

That was a really long flight.

Oh, boy.

Freeze!

Oh, Jesus.

Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

Thank God it was just you, pal.

Oh, my.

Fuck. You saw me naked.

You don't remember I was flying in tonight?

Okay, okay. Holy shit.

Ryan did tell me.

Yeah. Ryan did tell me you were coming to see him.

Dang, you totally forgot, huh? I'm so sorry to catch you like that.

Well, I mean, I'm sorry you had to see that.

Funny.

A treat like that.

Kyle, I mean, look, it's fine.

I know I got things to work out, okay? You don't gotta lie to me.

You actually are being serious. You don't realize how gorgeous you are.

Come on.

I mean, look, I forgive you. Like, you didn't know I was here. No, it's not

fault. It's the stupid boyfriend of yours.

He's really a good guy, but I don't know what it is. Like, if I was your man, I

feel like I'd have a hard time keeping my hands off of you.

Are you kidding?

Which I probably, well, I shouldn't have said that, actually.

That's kind of wrong to say about. Because, I mean, my boyfriend never said

that. In fact, he said that I'm washed up.

Do you really think that?

That is so ridiculous.

Yeah, it is.

You know, you should be flattered every day.

Really?

I mean, you mean these things?

Of course.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh,

my God, that was so inappropriate.

That didn't happen.

Well, forget it happened.

Yeah. Forget it happened. Okay. I'm going to go to bed. Okay. Good night.

Glad you made it. Thank you. Okay. Okay. Yeah.

Have a good night.

Okay.

It's just one kiss.

He won't find out.

Not my fault.

No. Not my fault.

Okay.

I really need to get to bed.

I am losing my dad.

You can't tell Ryan.

Of course, of course. Okay,

because he would kill me.

Oh, you should be told all they want.

how gorgeous you are. Yeah, I should be.

So it's not just words.

You really meant what you were saying.

Of course.

Well, maybe I should thank you.

Oh, fuck. Stupid oven.

Jeez. Anyway.

Sorry.

Wow.

Well.

I'm kind of happy.

Said all that stuff to me because I guess life does have its...

No. No.

No.

Hmm. Hmm.

Right here.

Okay.

Mine's never fucked me in the kitchen.

Oh.

Oh, my God, yes, yes.

Fuck you, Phil.

Everybody's giving us that marriage anymore.

Ah!

Right here in the kitchen.

Yeah, right here in the fucking kitchen.

talking to come out of my mouth

Hmm.

Yes.

Yeah, that's my other cock.

Oh, fuck you. Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Yes. Oh,

fuck. Oh, fuck.

Yeah. Feels good right now.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Oh, I didn't expect you writing such a huge tip today.

Oh, I'm kind of glad you caught me making a nice compliment.

Oh, you deserve to be treated better.

Oh, I'm weak.

I'm not good like this for so long.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes. Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Wow.

Thank you.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Yeah.

Naughty America.

Nobody. Nobody, nobody does it better.