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Good morning, baby.

Good morning.

A coffee?

Mmm.

I can think of something better than coffee.

Mmm.

That's a process.

Thank you.

Oh my...

Thank you.

Good morning to you.

Good morning.

Well, I have a surprise for you today.

A present?

Yeah, a really big one.

Really? Can I see it? Mm -hmm. It's good to rest.

I don't know, Dane. Right now, we can't really afford presents.

Ah, you'll love it. I promise.

Promise? Yeah.

All right, let's go.

Let's do it.

What the hell is she doing here?

Monica's still my friend, Kara.

Yeah, your friend that you slept with for two years, you mean.

Come on.

I didn't think it mattered since I've not been with anyone but you since we

So, where are we?

Come on, I'll show you.

Good to see you.

This is my boyfriend, Rick. I hope you don't mind that I brought him. Hey,

Glad you could make it. Yeah, my pleasure, my pleasure. This is my

Kara. Hey, Kara. Hi.

Monica.

Kara.

Lisa, you're here?

Hello. Hi.

Hey, Michael.

Glad you could make it.

Thanks for having me.

So what's going on? What's the big secret?

I don't know. Dane just invited us out here and said he had a big surprise.

This place.

What do you mean?

I bought this house.

For you.

For us.

You did what?

Baby, we've been in my shitty little apartment way too long.

It's time that I grew up and made a home for us.

Grew up is right. This place is huge. We can't afford this.

Maybe it'll be hard at first, but we'll make it work.

No, Jane.

Seriously. We cannot afford this house.

Come on, everyone.

Let me show you around the place.

Find a nice little place and get lost inside. Maybe we can christen the house.

you

So, did you get ghosts through the house?

Actually, the place has a great history.

Apparently, the house was originally a bordello.

I love it. You're kidding.

When?

Sometime in the 20s.

But one of the girls disappeared, so the cops came down and shut the place down.

Did they ever find her?

No, but the madam herself was actually accused of murder, but they never found

body, so they couldn't convict her.

Too bad.

Maybe she sliced her up into little tiny pieces and stuffed her into the walls.

Charming.

You know, I kind of always wanted a haunted house, but the lady that I

the place from, who happened to be the madam's niece, she said that her aunt

always swore she was innocent.

Too bad.

You know, there's nothing like a sexy hooker ghost to really make your

Huh?

You know, I'm glad you're all having fun with this little mystery, but you're

missing a very big point here, Dane.

You've been telling me since we met that we couldn't get married because we had

too much debt.

And now, rather than wiping out that debt, you buy this house.

Not even a house. A mansion.

What the hell were you thinking?

Maybe he was giving you a hint.

Shut up, Monica. Your opinion is not welcome here.

Then maybe you should stop airing your dirty laundry in public.

Control your bitch.

He must have the keys on him.

You cannot let her win like that, honey.

I just don't get it. I mean, we can't afford this house. And what is he doing

inviting her here?

Well, you have to kind of admit, it's kind of romantic.

It would be romantic if we could afford it, okay?

It would be romantic if he brought me here to propose to me.

But this circus? I mean...

Inviting her here to my new house?

Well, I'm sure he thought you guys could be friends.

Uh -huh.

Yeah. Well, maybe he was just trying to get her alone so he can bang her again,

just like old times.

He's not really like that, is he?

It doesn't matter.

She is.

How long do you think they've been together?

Who knows? But with her, every guy's the guy.

Exactly. Please be careful, Kara.

This is not a game.

You're right.

It's revenge.

Hey.

Business or pleasure?

Oh, just a nervous client.

Oh, really? What do you do?

I'm a designer.

Clothing?

Mostly furniture.

I do a lot of work in wood and metal.

I thought most designers were gay.

Yeah, I've heard that.

Well, are you? I mean, it would be a first for Monica, but I wouldn't put

anything past her.

You really cannot stand her, can you?

Even if she hadn't have slept with my boyfriend, I'd still think she was a

bitch. And that just makes her untrustworthy.

What, you think she still has a thing for him?

Oh, come on. We've been here, what?

Ten minutes and already she's touching him and fawning all over every word that

he says.

Your designer's eyes should be able to spot the flaws all over the place.

So, what do you propose to do about it?

I think we should have an affair.

I'm sorry, what?

Well, we have sex and beat them to the punch and rub their noses in it.

You think I'm funny?

Actually, I think you're damn sexy.

Good. And just bold enough that you might actually be serious.

I am.

Why are we whispering?

I thought you wanted them to walk in on us.

Oh, I'd like to go out there.

I guess no one's going to walk in.

Guess not.

It was worth a shot.

You are something else, you know that?

You have no idea.

So, uh, are you going to tell him?

If I have to, are you going to tell her?

She'll find out.

Women usually do.

Which is why men should never cheat on us.

You're a smart man, Rick.

That still remains to be seen.

Hey, guys. I won't believe what I found in the attic.

You have an attic?

Yeah, there's one above the master bedroom.

Trapdoor was in the closet.

What'd you find?

Title papers.

This house was already very old before it was a bordello.

What have you been doing?

Playing the dirt...

Sounds like a place you're very familiar with.

Here, let me clear you up.

So where have you two been?

Just talking.

You know, Rick's a designer.

Really? What do you design?

Oh, well, I just finished a desk for a client who had too much money and not

enough patience.

What'd you make it out of?

Wood, mostly.

I inlaid the drawer locks with some simple copper designs, but I usually

work in wood.

That sounds fantastic.

You'll have to show me your work sometime.

She has a fetish for furniture.

It's a good thing she makes the money she makes, because I'd go bankrupt if I

had to follow her shopping habits.

We're not married, and you don't own any of my debts.

That's exactly what I've been trying to tell Kara.

The only way to keep her free from my law school loans is not to marry her.

The only problem I have with your loans is that it keeps me from having a future

with you.

Your loans never seemed to be a problem and we were together, Dane.

You were never together.

You were friends with benefits, Monica.

That's right.

When either of us wanted to have great sex, we'd know who to turn to.

What the hell are you doing, Kara?

You okay?

Fuck you, Dane.

I'll go.

Monica, are you okay?

I don't know.

Come on, let's get you cleaned up.

What do we need daytime soaps for when you got them?

I don't think you're going to have a blues.

You're really good to me, Dane.

You always have been.

That was pretty mean of you to say that we always go to each other for good sex.

It is true, though.

Yeah, it was true.

Better than good, actually.

Oh, yes. Yes.

Yes.

Bye.

I've got to go find Kara.

Bullshit.

She doesn't deserve you.

Look how she's been acting out about this whole house thing.

You deserve someone who appreciates you.

Not someone who's trying to change you all the time.

Hey there. Morning.

Hey. Did you hear anyone scream last night?

No. When I'm out, I sleep like the dead.

Why?

Well, it sounded like I heard someone scream.

Really? Where?

It came from outside.

Could be the wind.

These old trees tend to make a lot of noise.

Where's Kara?

Still asleep, I guess.

You guess. You don't know.

I don't know where Kara slept last night.

You didn't go look for her when she didn't come to bed?

I wasn't in my bed.

Okay?

Nice.

You bring Kara up here for a big surprise and you sleep with someone

Now that is a big surprise.

I didn't mean for it to happen. You know, it's just...

No, you're right.

Your dick just fell out of your pants without your permission.

Must have been real convenient the car ran off last night.

You know, I took a lot of shit from her yesterday.

And quite frankly, I don't need any of your shit today.

You know, I'm glad that car slept with Monica's boyfriend yesterday.

You both deserve it.

Good morning.

Hey.

What time did you get to bed?

Late.

I didn't even hear you come in. Yeah, really?

It's because you were sacked out.

So what happened to our little romantic weekend away together?

What are you talking about?

Really.

Try this.

I'm only fucking here with you so you don't look like some predator trying to

steal another woman's man.

How dare you?

How dare I what? How dare you say that? Oh, God.

Get out.

Get out.

Get out.

My pleasure.

Good morning.

Morning.

Just getting up?

I've been up for hours, actually.

So where's everyone else?

Well, I don't know where the guys are, and I don't care about Monica.

But I have not seen Kara, and I think something might have happened to her.

Why would you say that?

Well, it sounded like I heard a scream in the garden last night.

Are you sure?

I didn't hear anything.

Neither did anyone else, it seems.

But I do know what I heard.

Did you ask Dane?

Dane is worse than useless. He is a lying, cheating sack of shit.

Ouch. It's true.

Kara is too good for him.

Yeah, she did seem pretty upset yesterday.

I know about the two of you.

And good for you both.

But what do you see in Monica?

I don't know. She kind of grows on you, I guess.

Yeah, like a wart.

You know, actually, I just met her about a week ago.

And after this whole ordeal, I don't think we'll be seeing much of each other

again.

What'd you do besides sleep with Kara?

Basically, I called her on her shit.

Is that why it sounded like something was being thrown against the door

upstairs?

Mm -hmm.

Come on, I'll help you look for Kara.

Well, you're the only one.

Hey. Hey.

So, have you seen Lisa?

Lisa is out looking for Kara.

Why?

Apparently the bitch is missing.

Her car's out front.

She probably walked into town, and she's on her way to the city right now.

Sounds reasonable to me.

What's Dane think?

Dane right now is trying to figure out where to put his furniture in his

precious house.

Apparently, he's not too concerned.

Okay.

Well, looks like I'm going to catch a shower.

You want to join me?

Sure.

I was kidding.

Why?

Because I have a girlfriend.

Who's been out running around with my boyfriend the whole morning?

Look, I'm horny.

And you're hot.

So why don't we just both get wet together?

Well, why not?

Why not?

Leave them there.

Michael?

How can you do it?

Do what?

How can you be walking around here like there's no worry in the world and Kara's

out there and you don't know where she's at?

I fully expect she'll call in a couple of hours and want to be picked up

wherever she wandered off to.

It never occurred to you that there could be murderers or rapists out there

could have gotten to her when she's out walking alone at night? This isn't the

city, Lisa.

I mean, that's why I bought this place for us.

You talk about us like Kara had some say in the whole thing.

I bought the damn thing for her.

Why do you think a house will make up for what you won't give her?

I give Kara everything.

Yeah, except for yourself.

You've been so wrapped up in protecting her from your debts that you're missing

the big picture.

What the hell are you talking about? She wants to marry you, asshole.

But instead, you buy a big house and bring your ex -whore up here to enjoy it

with you.

It wasn't like that.

Really? How do you think Kara saw the whole thing?

She doesn't even want a big house.

She actually likes your shitty little apartment.

She said it's nice because you're always close by.

Men are such complete assholes.

I'm sorry. Hey, are you okay? No.

Come here.

Hey.

What's

wrong?

I hate...

I hate men right now.

Come on, we're not all bad.

You're all lying, cheating bastards.

What, Michael?

What's up, bitch Monica?

Look,

that's all she is, is a bitch.

Okay? And she's feeling scorned right now.

Any man in a hundred mile radius can tap that right now.

This doesn't mean anything, trust me.

Yes, it does.

I will never be able to make love to him again without... Seeing her body all

over his.

Well, then I guess that leaves me out too, huh?

No.

Really?

Okay.

I'm doing bad at this.

Do what?

Propositioning you.

There, it feels better to smile, doesn't it?

Actually, it feels better to be desired.

Oh, you are definitely that.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Come on, stick that out.

What the hell was that?

I don't know.

I think it's something on the side. Yeah, it definitely came from over

Hey!

What are you doing?

Why are you still here?

Your boyfriend and your girlfriend just left together an hour ago. Really?

Yeah, surprised you didn't make it a foursome. Oh, you know, Dane, you've got

lot of room to talk.

Why don't you just shut up, Lisa? Hey.

Why don't you tell me where Kara is? Because I don't know where she is.

I think you know exactly where she is, and I think you put her there. Mm -hmm.

Whoa!

Back up, dude.

Kara. Oh, my God.

Are you okay?

Don't talk, baby.

Let's get you out of here.

Over there.

You think that could be the missing prostitute?

Yeah, it could be.

Hit the box. Hit the box with us.

I was just getting some air outside and the door just locked behind me.

That's when I heard you scream.

I tried to yell, but I lost my voice.

Why the hell would somebody lock a door without a key?

I don't even care anymore. I'm ready to sell this damn place tomorrow.

Whatever you want, baby.

No. Don't sell it.

What do you mean? I thought you hated this place.

I don't hate the house.

I hate that we don't have the money to do what we want to do.

Do you know what I want to do?

What?

I want to marry you.

And I don't care how much debt we have.

Actually, I think this place might have taken care of it for us.

What do you mean?

The bot.

The bots.

It was heavy, but... I

couldn't see, but I

knew it must have been gold or silver, so... Do you know what I think?

What?

I think we ought to take a bath.

look at me I have never been more serious about anything in my life