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Hello, world.
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This is The Tick.
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Don't worry,
I'm not in outer space.
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I'm not even in this yet.
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But I know what's coming...
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An epic tale rife with destiny,
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adventure, and blood loss!
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The ultimate struggle
of light against darkness,
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of good against evil,
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of...
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neat?
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Okay, this is it.
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This is where it all began.
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- Hmm.
- Hmm.
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Finally, human meets superhuman.
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And so begins the dawn
of the Age of Superheroes!
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And we're back
with the world's first
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and greatest superhero,
Superian. -
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We were talking
about your nemesis, The Terror.
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Yeah. By the '90s,
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I had been going up
against The Terror for decades.
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I mean, I had been up against
him since I first got here.
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If he were alive today,
well, I think I'd know that.
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Well, thank God he's not.
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It is The Terror.
I mean, look, it's The Terror.
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And there he is.
Who can forget this?
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I mean, look at him.
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He's still frightening.
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I have to breathe
whenever I see this picture.
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It just knocks me out.
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I mean, even though
he's not been around,
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you say he's gone... I get it...
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But a lot of people,
you know, remember those days.
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The last time you fought him
was in 1998,
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and that's a battle you won.
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How do you feel
about the conspiracy theorists
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who say they believe
somehow The Terror -Uh-huh.
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- Survived that fire?
- Whoopi,
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the authorities found
his teeth...
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All of his teeth... stuck in the
walls of a crater that I made
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out of him.
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These conspiracy theorists
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and these fringe people,
they're just not rational.
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- People be crazy.
- People be crazy.
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People be cray-cray.
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We'll be right back.
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Arthur?
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Oh, Dot, hey. Uh...
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I didn't think you'd pick up.
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I-I thought
you were on your shift.
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I am. What's going on?
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Yeah, right, no,
um, I just, uh...
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I want to, uh, say thank you,
you know? -
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Just, uh, thanks.
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You've helped me a lot.
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More than a lot, um,
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in the last couple of years,
you know, since...
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m-my last... thing.
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You know,
you're-you're a good sister.
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Okay, now you're scaring me.
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Yeah, see, no,
I knew it'd sound weird.
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You're not having thoughts,
are you?
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I mean, nothing obsessive?
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What?
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No, no, no. No, I'm good.
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That's-that's why I'm calling,
because I'm good.
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I'm doing really well,
and I owe you for that.
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Okay.
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You know, and just...
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just thanks, in general.
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Okay, um, I got to go.
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Somebody new is bleeding.
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Hey, Arthur.
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Keep it real, okay?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay. Yeah.
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All right! I'm on my way!
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The Pyramid Gang runs this city,
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and I want to know
where's the cops.
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The city has been
literally taken over by crime.
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Yeah,
th-that's what I'm sayin'.
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We need superheroes.
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We need a new Flag Five.
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You know,
other cities got heroes.
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What about us?
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I mean, we got screwed, right?
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You know? We lost our team,
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like, uh,
Brooklyn losing the Dodgers.
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The Dodgers moved to L.A.!
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The Flag Five was blinded
by weaponized syphilis
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and shot to death!
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Hey, can we shut this off?
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Please? -Kind of apples
and oranges there, caller.
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How'd it go at Customs?
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Shit through a goose.
No paperwork.
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- No inspection.
- Wasn't cheap, though.
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It was worth it.
All this stuff is super tech.
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Mad science.
Reminds me of the old days.
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Looks like a goddamn bunny suit.
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I bet it's bulletproof.
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Yeah? And who's gonna
test that bullshit out?
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You are.
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Don't turn back now.
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I think we're onto something.
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The henchmen
of some vile mastermind
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hammering out their
heinous night hotcake
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and itching to sell.
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You're a superhero.
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That's what it says
on my mailbox... I imagine.
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And you're-you're
staking them out.
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So that-that means
that I'm right.
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You fingered foul fruit, friend.
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Well, do you think it's
the Pyramid Gang?
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What does it matter?
They all work
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for the same wretched tyrant.
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Wait. You believe that, too?
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Evil wears every
possible mitten.
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- Ready?
- No. No, no, no.
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Stop, stop, stop.
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You can't just go down there.
There's, like, a dozen men.
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Neat. -No. Look, you can't
tip them off, right?
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Like you said,
they're a bunch of henchmen.
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I need to use them
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to lead me to the mastermind.
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Mastermind. Spidery?
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Reclusive?
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Evil?
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And he's not on the premises?
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No, no. I-I can't prove
that he's alive, yet.
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So you counsel finesse.
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Yeah. I... finesse.
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What do they call you, chum?
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- Arthur.
- Arthur.
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And this is your costume?
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They're my clothes... yeah.
Yeah, sure.
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Well, we'll cross that bridge
after we've burned it.
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What is...
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Wow. Look at that
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three-pound universe
chugging away in there.
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You got the soup,
don't you, Arthur?
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We can use that.
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Wh-Who are you?
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I am The Tick.
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The-The Tick?
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The Tick.
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You feel it, too,
don't you, Arthur?
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Destiny's warm hand
in the small of your back,
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pushing, pushing.
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She's on a roll tonight.
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I-I don't, I don't know.
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Destiny!
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Huh?
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Destiny!
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Freeze.
Let me see those hands!
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There we go. -I'm the good guy,
I'm the good guy.
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
yeah. - I'm the good guy.
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Hands on the car.
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I'm the good guy.
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The mountain
is destroying itself.
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The Flag Five
has only seconds to act.
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Arthur, don't let it melt.
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Okay. I'm gonna join them,
you know.
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Don't you have to be a superhero
to do that?
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Yeah, you do.
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Your mom and your sister
should be back soon.
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Meter's almost up.
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Hang on, okay?
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Arthur.
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- Arthur...
- Uh, yeah. Yes.
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- Everest?
- Yeah. Arthur Everest, yeah.
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Doing some trespassing
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on private property, Arthur?
Some kind of
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unlawful, uh, surveillance.
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No, s... that's actually
a misunderstanding.
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- I told the officer over there.
- That you were bird-watching?
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There any birds
over to the wharf?
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At night, I mean?
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Gulls, maybe.
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But they'd be sleeping.
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Gulls, maybe.
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Okay. Arthur.
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Do you understand why
you were brought here? -No.
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I don't, actually, because
none of this is necessary.
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I'm the judge of what's
necessary at this point.
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All right?
So we're going to assess you,
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and see if I need to recommend
an involuntary psychiatric hold
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for a court-approved maximum
of 72 hours. -Jesus.
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Now, have you been
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- taking your medications?
- Yeah.
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- Yes?
- Yes.
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And they would be... wow.
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Amisulpride along with
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- the Celecoxib, am I correct?
- Yeah. Yeah, that's correct.
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Look...
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I'm taking my medication.
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I have an apartment
here in the city,
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my own apartment, you know?
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I-I have a job.
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I'm a together person.
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Arthur, I'm looking over
your record and I'm seeing
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a long history of incidents
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like this one tonight
going back to, uh,
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community coll... no...
To high school, even to...
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Oh.
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My God.
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You're the little boy
from the photograph.
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I can't see.
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Atlas, Uncle Samson is dead!
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That missile was full
of syphilis.
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Captain, what do we do?
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Captain?
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Stay together.
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If it isn't the Flag Five.
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It's The Terror!
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What are you waiting for?
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My virus ate their eyes.
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They're all blind.
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Stop!
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The short one, don't kill.
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Just crush his hands.
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Hello there.
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Oh. What you got
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behind your ear?
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Oh...
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It's nothing.
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You got nothing!
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Ah. All right, let's go.
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You poor, broken man.
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Under the, uh, circumstances,
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what we can do is, uh...
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Well, what we can do is just...
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we can call your legal guardian,
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and if she'll take
responsibility,
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then we'll just...
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That's your sister, Dorothy?
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Oh, God, please
don't call my sister,
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- please...
- Hey, asshole.
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Where do you want
to spend your weekend?
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Arthur.
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Arthur, it's me, The Tick.
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What are you doing here?
What do you want?
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What do they want? Didn't you
tell them about all the evil?
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No, I ca... I can't.
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But you're on the trail
of a villainous mastermind.
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This isn't the place
to talk about that.
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I have a history.
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And if I talk about that here,
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then they'll think I'm crazy.
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I'm just trying to get out.
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Say no more, chum.
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Thank you.
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I'll get you out of there.
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Step away from the window.
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What? What are you
talking about?
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There may be some
structural damage.
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Tick, Tick, no.
Let go of the window.
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They're about to let me out.
They're letting me out,
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so you don't
have to do anything.
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- Oh.
- Yes. Good. Just hold there.
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No physical contact
with the building whatsoever.
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- Okay?
- Arthur.
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Thank you.
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Who are you talking to?
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I was just...
264
00:16:44,050 --> 00:16:46,120
No one.
265
00:16:47,390 --> 00:16:49,590
Come on.
266
00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:57,570
Bird-watching?
267
00:16:57,630 --> 00:16:59,076
I know what you were doing.
You think you're
268
00:16:59,100 --> 00:17:00,940
tracking him again, don't you?
269
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,470
Don't you?
270
00:17:03,540 --> 00:17:06,710
We're gonna go through
all this again.
271
00:17:06,780 --> 00:17:08,180
The Terror is dead.
272
00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:09,526
Superian killed him
the year after
273
00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:10,710
- Dad died.
- He was tricked.
274
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:11,780
He wasn't tricked.
275
00:17:11,810 --> 00:17:12,750
You can't trick Superian.
276
00:17:12,820 --> 00:17:14,220
This is The Terror
277
00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:16,066
- we're talking about.
- They found his teeth.
278
00:17:16,090 --> 00:17:17,620
His teeth?
279
00:17:17,690 --> 00:17:19,220
Really, Dot?
280
00:17:22,290 --> 00:17:23,730
He still runs the city,
281
00:17:23,790 --> 00:17:25,990
and I'm the only one
who knows about it, okay?
282
00:17:26,060 --> 00:17:27,600
And he's gone underground,
283
00:17:27,660 --> 00:17:30,230
but he's more powerful now
than he's ever been.
284
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:33,370
I saw one of his enforcers
there, tonight.
285
00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:36,670
But Arthur,
you see things, remember?
286
00:17:36,740 --> 00:17:38,470
Sometimes.
287
00:17:38,540 --> 00:17:40,842
- Things that aren't there?
- Well, this wasn't that, so...
288
00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:42,950
So, no weird visions?
289
00:17:43,010 --> 00:17:44,450
No voices
telling you what to do?
290
00:17:44,510 --> 00:17:45,780
Stop trying
to diagnose me, okay?
291
00:17:45,850 --> 00:17:47,880
You know, you're the one
who's always telling me
292
00:17:47,950 --> 00:17:49,190
to keep it real, right?
293
00:17:49,250 --> 00:17:51,550
The Terror is moving weapons
294
00:17:51,620 --> 00:17:52,996
into this city.
He's planning something.
295
00:17:53,020 --> 00:17:54,160
I don't know what it is yet,
296
00:17:54,220 --> 00:17:56,330
but he's planning
something terrible, okay?
297
00:17:56,390 --> 00:17:58,630
Okay. What if you are right?
298
00:17:58,690 --> 00:18:00,660
What if The Terror
is still alive,
299
00:18:00,730 --> 00:18:03,470
still in control of everything...
What then?
300
00:18:05,300 --> 00:18:06,940
You can't possibly think
you're the one
301
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,240
who's supposed to stop him.
302
00:18:08,300 --> 00:18:10,440
Because that
would be crazy, right?
303
00:18:30,190 --> 00:18:33,130
I'm... I'm okay.
304
00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:35,960
Good.
305
00:18:36,030 --> 00:18:38,900
'Cause I need you to be.
306
00:19:30,950 --> 00:19:32,620
Arthur.
307
00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:35,460
Arthur?
308
00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:37,260
Arthur.
309
00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:44,930
What are you gonna
do about it, Arthur?
310
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,200
Please, leave me alone.
311
00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:49,270
You've seen it.
312
00:19:49,340 --> 00:19:50,740
The toothy maw opened wide
313
00:19:50,810 --> 00:19:53,640
and ready to guzzle up
a whole world.
314
00:19:53,710 --> 00:19:55,780
Shut up.
315
00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:58,410
Arthur.
316
00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:02,990
What are you gonna do about it?!
317
00:20:10,530 --> 00:20:12,660
Wicked men!
318
00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:15,000
The hell was that?
319
00:20:15,060 --> 00:20:16,830
Wicked men.
320
00:20:16,900 --> 00:20:18,270
Look at you,
321
00:20:18,330 --> 00:20:20,900
beetling away at your
dunghill of contraband.
322
00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:24,040
I am The Tick,
323
00:20:24,110 --> 00:20:26,240
and I say unto you...
324
00:20:29,510 --> 00:20:31,810
stop your evil ways!
325
00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:37,320
Listen, friend,
guns aren't gonna
326
00:20:37,390 --> 00:20:39,090
solve your problems.
327
00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:40,460
New policy.
328
00:20:46,030 --> 00:20:47,230
All right.
329
00:20:47,300 --> 00:20:48,600
Ah.
330
00:20:48,660 --> 00:20:51,130
Come to our senses, have we?
331
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:53,140
Aah!
332
00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:54,440
Sneaky.
333
00:20:57,270 --> 00:20:59,170
That was your own fault, sir.
334
00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:01,010
Coming through.
335
00:21:02,510 --> 00:21:04,580
Enough of your
hot little bullets.
336
00:21:10,450 --> 00:21:11,990
Smoke him!
337
00:21:17,730 --> 00:21:19,260
Oh.
338
00:21:19,330 --> 00:21:21,930
Go tell it on the mountain!
339
00:21:40,420 --> 00:21:43,350
Oh, I'm not going crazy.
I'm not going crazy.
340
00:21:43,420 --> 00:21:44,850
You're not going crazy, Arthur.
341
00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:47,390
You're going sane
in a crazy world.
342
00:21:47,460 --> 00:21:49,430
Oh, God.
343
00:21:49,490 --> 00:21:51,430
Nice bed.
344
00:21:51,490 --> 00:21:53,460
Wha...? -Thanks for
turning off that beeping.
345
00:21:53,530 --> 00:21:55,060
You're real?
346
00:21:55,130 --> 00:21:56,770
Don't get stuck on trivia, man.
347
00:21:56,830 --> 00:21:59,330
We got a tiger by the tail.
348
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:01,370
So this is your HQ, huh?
349
00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:03,040
No, this is my apartment.
350
00:22:03,110 --> 00:22:04,910
- This your secret trigger?
- What trig...?
351
00:22:04,970 --> 00:22:06,540
Don't touch anything!
352
00:22:06,610 --> 00:22:08,910
Whoa, check out the crime lab!
353
00:22:08,980 --> 00:22:11,980
It's all thorough
and complicated.
354
00:22:12,050 --> 00:22:15,050
You've got ideas, theories.
I like that in a sidekick.
355
00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:17,820
Sidekick? Who's saying anything
about sidekick?
356
00:22:17,890 --> 00:22:20,190
- Don't touch this.
- Perfect. You've got the brains.
357
00:22:20,260 --> 00:22:21,420
I got the everything else.
358
00:22:21,490 --> 00:22:23,330
Come on, man.
Don't you feel it?
359
00:22:23,390 --> 00:22:25,790
We're part of a plan that's
bigger than the both of us.
360
00:22:25,860 --> 00:22:27,460
What are you talking about?
361
00:22:27,530 --> 00:22:29,260
I'm a superhero, Arthur.
362
00:22:29,330 --> 00:22:30,730
I'm nigh-invulnerable.
363
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:33,440
I have the reflexes
of an Olympic-level jungle cat.
364
00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:36,100
I have the strength of ten,
perhaps 20 men.
365
00:22:36,170 --> 00:22:38,370
A crowded bus stop... of men.
366
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:41,380
But my greatest power is this.
367
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:43,880
When destiny speaks...
368
00:22:43,950 --> 00:22:46,050
she speaks to me.
369
00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:49,590
She says hi, by the way, and...
370
00:22:49,650 --> 00:22:51,620
- she wanted me to give you this.
- Don't slam...
371
00:22:51,690 --> 00:22:55,120
on the table.
372
00:22:55,190 --> 00:22:56,890
What... what is this?
373
00:22:56,960 --> 00:23:01,260
Everything that survived
last night's explosion.
374
00:23:01,330 --> 00:23:04,000
Explosion... Tick, did you,
did you attack that gang?
375
00:23:04,070 --> 00:23:05,900
Aha.
376
00:23:05,970 --> 00:23:09,770
Oh. I broke a few eggs,
but the omelet is huge!
377
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:13,240
Listen, Tick, look, I'm sorry,
but I am not part
378
00:23:13,310 --> 00:23:16,480
of any sort of bigger plan that
you have going on here, okay?
379
00:23:16,550 --> 00:23:19,210
I'm trying to prove that The
Terror's alive, and that's it.
380
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:21,780
You're gonna have to do more
than just prove it.
381
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:26,960
I mean, what am I supposed
to do with that?
382
00:23:27,020 --> 00:23:30,490
Destiny is calling you, Arthur.
Look at me.
383
00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:31,860
Yeah, I'm looking at you.
384
00:23:31,930 --> 00:23:34,130
I'm over here
answering our destiny.
385
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:35,460
Come on over.
386
00:23:35,530 --> 00:23:37,300
It's good, it's warm.
387
00:23:37,370 --> 00:23:39,030
It's like the inside of bread.
388
00:23:39,100 --> 00:23:41,100
I'm not gonna get
inside of bread with you.
389
00:23:41,170 --> 00:23:43,140
Do you understand that?
390
00:23:43,210 --> 00:23:44,770
Not really.
391
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:46,370
Look, I don't even know you.
392
00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:47,940
You know me.
393
00:23:48,010 --> 00:23:49,980
I'm the "you"
you always wanted to be.
394
00:23:50,050 --> 00:23:53,280
You want to come over here
and be me, but you can't,
395
00:23:53,350 --> 00:23:54,720
because you're standing there
396
00:23:54,780 --> 00:23:56,450
- right in your own way.
- No.
397
00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:59,720
But you make a better door
than you do a window, chum.
398
00:23:59,790 --> 00:24:02,760
So, why don't you swing
wide open,
399
00:24:02,830 --> 00:24:06,600
let you walk through you,
400
00:24:06,660 --> 00:24:09,500
right on over to me?
401
00:24:11,630 --> 00:24:15,770
Destiny wanted us
to meet, Arthur, so we did.
402
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:19,140
Destiny also wanted me
to cause that very big explosion
403
00:24:19,210 --> 00:24:20,910
last night, so I did that, too.
404
00:24:20,980 --> 00:24:25,680
And the only thing
that survived is this.
405
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:29,720
A hero's mantle
406
00:24:29,790 --> 00:24:33,720
sized to your tiny proportions.
407
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:37,530
I think the meaning is clear.
408
00:24:41,860 --> 00:24:44,900
What? What's wro...
what's wrong? Something...?
409
00:24:46,500 --> 00:24:48,000
What? What's happening?
410
00:24:53,510 --> 00:24:54,880
Hey, my mom bought that for...
411
00:24:54,940 --> 00:24:56,650
Look, there-there is no trigger
412
00:24:56,710 --> 00:24:58,480
for any sort
of secret headquarters.
413
00:24:58,550 --> 00:25:00,580
You'll find me on the rooftops.
414
00:25:00,650 --> 00:25:02,150
Yeah, well,
probably not, though.
415
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,430
He was blue?
416
00:25:19,500 --> 00:25:20,870
And huge.
417
00:25:20,940 --> 00:25:23,170
A super, no question.
418
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:26,340
If you ask me, he was working
with that little guy
419
00:25:26,410 --> 00:25:30,110
that was spying on us
last night. - Hey!
420
00:25:30,180 --> 00:25:34,280
Hey! Hey.
421
00:25:34,350 --> 00:25:35,450
Get me down!
422
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:38,250
Light against darkness.
423
00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:40,520
Up against down.
424
00:25:40,590 --> 00:25:43,160
A struggle as old as time,
425
00:25:43,230 --> 00:25:46,430
but with a beat
you can dance to.
426
00:25:46,490 --> 00:25:50,270
And as the sun rises
on a new day in the city,
427
00:25:50,330 --> 00:25:53,340
so rises a new hero!
428
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:56,570
A precious balloon of hope
girding his loins,
429
00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:59,110
making ready for the fight.
430
00:25:59,170 --> 00:26:02,910
He may be on the compact side
as heroes go, but...
431
00:26:02,980 --> 00:26:06,480
that's just the way
Destiny crumbles her cookies.
432
00:26:06,550 --> 00:26:08,920
It's not supposed to be easy.
433
00:26:08,980 --> 00:26:10,990
It's not supposed to
be comfortable.
434
00:26:11,050 --> 00:26:13,120
It's supposed to be dangerous.
435
00:26:13,190 --> 00:26:15,260
And interesting.
436
00:26:16,790 --> 00:26:19,260
That's the hero's journey.
437
00:26:19,330 --> 00:26:21,300
That's why they get up
in the morning...
438
00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:26,200
To go mano a monomyth
with the darkness.
439
00:26:26,270 --> 00:26:31,810
To win the elixir
and save the world because
440
00:26:31,870 --> 00:26:33,340
villainy is real.
441
00:26:33,410 --> 00:26:36,510
It has guns and scars
and tattoos,
442
00:26:36,580 --> 00:26:38,450
and it's licensed to drive.
443
00:26:38,510 --> 00:26:41,220
It wants nothing but to murder
444
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:44,020
and take,
and it's coming for them all.
445
00:26:44,090 --> 00:26:48,190
So two new avengers take
their place on the front line.
446
00:26:48,260 --> 00:26:52,230
They will face evil with a song
of battle in their hearts.
447
00:26:52,290 --> 00:26:56,930
Destiny's got her hand
way, way up in their puppets.
448
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,830
It's an unpleasant tingling.
449
00:26:58,900 --> 00:27:01,400
The deepest of wriggles.
450
00:27:03,610 --> 00:27:06,110
And its only reward
451
00:27:06,170 --> 00:27:08,180
is... drama!
452
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:15,180
New plan.
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