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♪ Thank you for being a friend
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♪ Traveled down the roadand back again
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♪ Your heart is true
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♪ You're a pal and a confidante
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♪ And if you threw a party
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♪ Invited everyone you knew
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♪ You would see the biggestgift would be from me
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♪ And the cardattached would say
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♪ "Thank youfor being a friend"
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Oh, there it is.
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Ma, what are you
doing with my résumé?
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Punching it up. How's this?
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"1946
- 1984: Took part in extensive anthropological research."
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Why "anthropological
research?"
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Because it's better than saying
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"married to a baboon
for 38 years."
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Look, Ma, if I'm going to get
this job as vice-principal,
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I'm gonna get it honestly
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Ooh, girls, I have a date
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with the most cultured, urbane,
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sophisticated man
in the whole world!
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You know George "Goober"
Lindsey?
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Even more sophisticated, Rose.
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His name is
Donald Parker Everett.
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He's the new curator
at the museum.
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Oh, Blanche. Honey,
it's not a good idea
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to go out with someone
you work with.
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Oh, come on, Dorothy.
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I've heard you talk about
Ted the track coach,
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how sexy and virile he is.
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Just talk. I wouldn't dream
of going after him.
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Even if she did,
he'd easily outrun her.
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(laughing hysterically)
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Rose, it's not that funny.
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I know.
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I think I better keep the lid
on this paint thinner.
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Dorothy, I can't finish this picture.
Why not?
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I can't paint a horse
from memory.
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What you need is a model.
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I know a place
where you can see a horse.
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I know a place
where you can see horses
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and lots of little men
in silk pants with whips.
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Or you could go
to the racetrack instead.
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Well, that could be fun!
What do you say, Dorothy?
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Um, I don't think so.
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I haven't been
to the track in 15 years.
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Oh, go on, Dorothy, take her.
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It'll be a fun afternoon
and Rose can memorize a horse.
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I'd rather not.
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Oh, Dorothy, please.
Come on, be a pal.
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I'd do it for you.
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Why can't you go by yourself?
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I'm afraid to go
to the track by myself.
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You always meet a lot of lecherous
guys out for a good time
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who think they can impress you
by throwing their money around.
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Oh, damn! I wish I didn't
have to go to work today.
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Well, Dorothy, you go.
You can relax
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and take your mind off your job
interview tomorrow afternoon.
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Oh, all right.
Oh, good!
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I, uh, I would lend you my
pass to the jockeys' lounge,
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but you don't want
to date a jockey.
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The sex is over too fast,
and afterwards
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the only nice thing
they have to say to you is,
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"Good girl, good girl."
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Sophia, I've decided to wear
this little watch on a chain,
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nestled cunningly
in my cleavage.
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What other accessories
do I need?
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Implants.
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Dorothy's parking the car.
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I have to get a horse
in this picture
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while it's still fresh
in my mind.
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I don't know whether
to paint Old Silver,
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the horse who brought
the news to St. Olaf
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that the British had
no intention of coming...
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...or Old Brisker,
the horse who,
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because of a printing error
on the ballot slips,
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was elected water commissioner
for six months.
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Hi.
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Hi! Did you have fun
at the track?
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You went to the track?
Oh, we had a wonderful day.
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And thanks to Dorothy's
expert tips,
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I made enough money to buy
more art supplies.
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Dorothy, I want to see you
in the kitchen.
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I'm sorry, Ma,
I'm a little busy.
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Fine. I'll eat
a bowl of chili
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and we'll talk later,
in your bedroom.
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Coming, Mother.
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What the hell were you
doing at the racetrack?
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Oh, Ma, come on, you're
making too much of this.
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I haven't gambled in 15 years.
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And I didn't put down any bets
for myself today, either.
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It was just nice to know that
I could still pick a winner.
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This from a woman who's got
a Dukakis bumper sticker
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covering up her Mondale
bumper sticker?
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Look, Ma, I admit that once I did
have a small gambling problem.
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A small problem?
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You bet against your own
son's Little League team!
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Ma, I had to. I knew that their star
pitcher had after-school detention.
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You were his teacher,
you gave him detention.
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Of all the things
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you could have inherited
from your father,
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you had to pick this
damn gambling disease.
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Oh, Ma, will you
get off my back?
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You don't have
to worry about me.
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I had a nice day at the
track, and that's that.
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And Pop did not have a problem.
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Dorothy, I spent too many years
denying your father's addiction.
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He was a gambler
to his dying day.
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In fact, his last words were,
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"10 bucks says I don't
need this oxygen tank."
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(doorbell)
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Why, Donald.
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I see by my watch
that you're right on time.
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You're looking lovely.
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Thank you.
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I'll just get my purse,
and we'll go.
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Oh, this is my roommate, Rose.
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Hello. Blanche,
Before you leave,
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will you take a look
at this horse
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and tell me if it looks
like Old Brisker
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is pulling the beer wagon?
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Honey, why don't you ask
Donald to look at Old Brisker?
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He knows a lot about art.
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I'd be happy to.
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It's quite good.
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It's an interesting primitive.
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In fact, it makes me think
of Grandma Moses.
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She must have been
pretty strong
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to do the work of a Clydesdale.
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You really can't
blame her, Donald.
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She doesn't work in the
museum the way we do.
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I call them
Winter of St. Olaf,
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and Spring of St. Olaf,
and Summer of St. Olaf.
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Why haven't you painted
the Fall of St. Olaf?
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Because it hasn't happened yet.
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Although we came pretty close
when new math came along.
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Rose, I think
he's referring to autumn.
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Donald, maybe we'd better go.
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You know, Rose, we have
a special section
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set aside for local artists.
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When you finish the series, maybe
we could hang them in the museum.
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Wow! Hanging in the museum?
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Well, none of my relatives
ever hung in a museum.
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Oh, wait. Uncle Gustav.
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Well, actually,
he hung in the barn.
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But that was only
when he discovered
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his horse had defeated him
for water commissioner.
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Oh, so you're studying
for your interview?
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Uh-huh.
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I know it's a lot of added
responsibility,
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but I really want this job.
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Then why are you reading
the racing form?
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The racing form?
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Why would you think
I'm reading the racing form?
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You can't lie to your mother.
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Mothers always know
when you lie.
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Don't you think I knew
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what your brother Phil
was doing in the bathroom
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when he said he was
oiling his baseball glove?
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He was working on
his Simplicity patterns.
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Well, good night. Sleep tight.
See you in the morning light.
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It's the best light
to paint by, you know.
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Oh, I like this painting.
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And I'm getting better
at it all the time.
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Pretty soon
I'll be able to copy
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St. Olaf's most famous
religious painting,
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The Last Pancake Breakfast.
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Blanche!
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Honey, what's wrong?
You're shaking.
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I have been humiliated
and degraded.
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Many times. You just
figured it out now?
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The evening started off
wonderfully.
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Donald took me
to a beautiful restaurant,
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and he ordered
everything in French,
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which totally confused
our waiter, Chip.
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Then he took me dancing, and
he was a perfect gentleman.
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Get to the humiliation
and degradation part.
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Then I suggested we go
back to his place.
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When we got there, I went to
the bathroom to freshen up.
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After I had removed
all of my clothes...
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...I noticed his monogrammed
velour bathrobe hanging there.
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Thinking only of his pleasure,
I decided to slip into it.
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Oh, God, I looked so fetching.
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I could not wait
for him to see me.
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So I emerged,
framed in the doorway,
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and slowly let the bathrobe
slide from my perfect body.
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And you know
what he said to me?
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"Put your clothes back on.
I'm gonna take you home."
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How could I ever
look him in the eye?
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Why, I'll never be able
to go back to work again.
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Oh! "Put your clothes
back on"?
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That's the first time anybody's
ever said that to me.
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Well, without shining
a flashlight in my face.
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Hello?
I'm Dorothy Zbornak.
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I have an appointment
about the vice-principal's job.
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Yes, unfortunately
my car broke down,
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and I'm stuck here
at the auto mechanic's.
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Is there any way that Mr.
Pratt could see me later this afternoon?
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He could?
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4:45 would be perfect.
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Thanks so much.
I'll see you then.
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$20 to win on Ma's Mouth.
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It's a hunch.
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Hi. You're still
painting out there?
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Yeah.
But I'm having trouble.
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I don't know.
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I think it's impossible
to paint autumn in St. Olaf.
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How come?
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Maybe it's because
of the horrible
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St. Olaf falling leaf story.
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Please, Rose.
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If this is a story about
a man named Leif,
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I don't want to hear it.
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It's not that long...
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No.
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It has a surprise ending.
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All right, Rose.
Just the ending, but keep it short.
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Splat.
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Hi, girls.
Hi, Blanche.
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You're not gonna go to work
dressed like that, are you?
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No, Rose. I'm gonna put on
pumps instead of slippers.
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Why does she even ask
such things?
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I'll allow the question.
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No, Rose.
I'm not going to work.
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Oh, girls, I just can't!
Donald will be there.
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Blanche, you're gonna have
to face that man sometime.
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Look, I appreciate
your concern, Rose,
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but I will not go
into that museum today.
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I have my dignity.
I have my pride.
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Oh, Blanche, your copy of
Slung magazine just arrived.
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Ooh.
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Dorothy Zbornak,
you're in big trouble.
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What? What did I do?
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You lied to me,
that's what you did.
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I was going through your purse
and look at what I found.
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Betting slips.
You went to the track again.
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How could you, Dorothy?
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I spent the best years
of my life
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trying to give you a sense
of moral responsibility.
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Ma, what were you doing
in my purse?
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Stealing.
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But, Dorothy, weren't you
supposed to interview
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for that vice-principal's
job yesterday?
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I rescheduled.
For when?
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All right, I rescheduled and
then I missed the appointment.
246
00:12:39,191 --> 00:12:40,724
Dorothy, it's happening again.
247
00:12:40,726 --> 00:12:42,225
You're losing control.
248
00:12:42,227 --> 00:12:44,962
Ma, I really didn't want
that job anyway.
249
00:12:44,964 --> 00:12:47,330
I don't need that kind
of pressure in my life.
250
00:12:47,332 --> 00:12:50,167
You know what you're gonna wind
up with in your life? Nothing.
251
00:12:50,169 --> 00:12:52,870
Then what are you gonna do?
Sponge off your kids?
252
00:12:52,872 --> 00:12:55,973
Move in with them?
Have them take care of you?
253
00:13:00,646 --> 00:13:03,781
OK, bad example.
254
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:06,350
But I'm telling you, Dorothy,
this is gonna ruin your life.
255
00:13:08,119 --> 00:13:10,354
Well, Dorothy,
I'm worried about you...
256
00:13:10,356 --> 00:13:12,389
Oh, please, don't you start.
257
00:13:12,391 --> 00:13:15,626
I had a problem 15 years ago.
That's a long time.
258
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:18,929
I've learned a little something since then.
A lot has happened.
259
00:13:18,931 --> 00:13:21,365
And I've lived
with the temptations.
260
00:13:22,834 --> 00:13:25,269
Well, isn't that something?
You think you know somebody,
261
00:13:25,271 --> 00:13:27,271
then you find out
something like this.
262
00:13:27,273 --> 00:13:29,240
Hard to believe.
I'll say.
263
00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:31,442
To think Dorothy's lived
with The Temptations.
264
00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:34,478
I've never even been
to one of their concerts.
265
00:13:43,288 --> 00:13:47,023
(breathing heavily)
266
00:13:47,025 --> 00:13:49,626
Rose, what are you doing?
267
00:13:49,628 --> 00:13:52,330
I heard the creative process
is a lot like giving birth,
268
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:55,732
so I'm doing my Lamaze
breathing.
269
00:13:55,734 --> 00:13:59,403
Oh. For a minute there, I
thought I wasn't the only one
270
00:13:59,405 --> 00:14:02,406
with the invisible man fantasy.
271
00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:10,080
I am so uptight.
272
00:14:10,082 --> 00:14:12,082
I mean, Donald's expecting
this painting,
273
00:14:12,084 --> 00:14:14,084
and I really don't want
to let him down.
274
00:14:14,086 --> 00:14:17,221
Listen, after what he did to
me, feel free to let him down.
275
00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:19,090
You know, Blanche, I was
thinking about that story
276
00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:20,991
you told us
about you and Donald.
277
00:14:20,993 --> 00:14:22,760
You mean when I dropped my robe
278
00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:27,230
and stood there in all my nakedness
and asked him for a romp?
279
00:14:27,232 --> 00:14:32,369
Right. I was wondering
if maybe you were too direct?
280
00:14:34,105 --> 00:14:36,707
In what way?
281
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:39,043
How can I explain this?
282
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:41,111
OK.
283
00:14:41,113 --> 00:14:44,548
You see this little possum
in my St. Olaf painting?
284
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:47,284
Well, every year she goes
into her mating ritual,
285
00:14:47,286 --> 00:14:49,253
and gives off little signals.
286
00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:50,954
I mean, she releases a scent,
287
00:14:50,956 --> 00:14:52,722
she changes the way she stands,
288
00:14:52,724 --> 00:14:54,925
she makes tiny little
whistling noises.
289
00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:56,293
I do that.
290
00:14:58,963 --> 00:15:01,332
Yes, but don't you see?
That's all she does.
291
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:04,601
I mean, she plays hard to get.
And believe me, it works.
292
00:15:04,603 --> 00:15:06,737
I mean, men find her
very attractive.
293
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,038
You mean males?
294
00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:09,773
No, I mean men.
295
00:15:11,676 --> 00:15:14,611
Blanche, I need you to
take me to the eye doctor.
296
00:15:14,613 --> 00:15:16,413
It's time
for a new prescription.
297
00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:19,416
I thought Dorothy was taking you.
I don't know any Dorothy.
298
00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:22,753
She's your daughter, Sophia.
299
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,522
I'm being dramatic, you moron.
300
00:15:27,792 --> 00:15:31,428
I mean, I spit at the name Dorothy.
I have no daughter.
301
00:15:33,598 --> 00:15:35,966
I have no spit.
302
00:15:38,804 --> 00:15:41,539
Honey, can't you go
to the eye doctor tomorrow?
303
00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:44,107
Please! I can hardly see my
own hand in front of my face.
304
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:45,843
That's my hand, Sophia.
305
00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:47,944
Oh, thank God.
I saw so many liver spots,
306
00:15:47,946 --> 00:15:50,481
I thought I was being
attacked by a Dalmatian.
307
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:57,922
Dorothy Zbornak.
308
00:15:57,924 --> 00:16:00,924
Yeah, listen. I need
to place another bet.
309
00:16:00,926 --> 00:16:03,227
I'll get that money
to you tomorrow.
310
00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:04,895
No, I'm good for it.
311
00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:08,232
Listen, there's a horse that looks
good to me at Hialeah today.
312
00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:10,901
Salisbury Shrew,
in the second race.
313
00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:12,236
Make it a hundred.
314
00:16:12,238 --> 00:16:13,704
(Sophia) Let's go, Dorothy.
315
00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:15,939
Oh, I gotta go.
Thanks, Frank.
316
00:16:26,284 --> 00:16:28,251
Sophia, why are you up?
317
00:16:28,253 --> 00:16:29,853
Same reason you're up.
318
00:16:29,855 --> 00:16:32,255
You're filled with anxiety?
319
00:16:32,257 --> 00:16:33,891
I'm old.
320
00:16:36,294 --> 00:16:38,195
I'm not old.
321
00:16:38,197 --> 00:16:39,596
Oh, forgive me.
322
00:16:39,598 --> 00:16:41,765
I'm supposed to support your
vain, narcissistic fantasy
323
00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:45,035
that you're still
in your forties.
324
00:16:45,037 --> 00:16:47,905
It's either that
or a big rent raise.
325
00:16:50,375 --> 00:16:53,177
Hi, you guys.
What are you doing up?
326
00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:56,780
Sophia's old, and I'm
filled with anxiety.
327
00:16:58,950 --> 00:17:01,218
Blanche, you can't stay
home from work forever.
328
00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:03,086
Can't you just
swallow your pride?
329
00:17:03,088 --> 00:17:04,555
There's no room for it.
330
00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:06,990
She just scarfed down
a bag of Chips Ahoy.
331
00:17:06,992 --> 00:17:09,426
Why are you insulting me?
332
00:17:09,428 --> 00:17:11,195
It's a defense mechanism.
333
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:12,897
I guess it's to hide
my feelings
334
00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:14,831
when I'm deeply upset.
335
00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:18,269
Oh, well, I understand.
In that case, I won't take it personally.
336
00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:20,537
Thanks, you human mattress.
337
00:17:26,177 --> 00:17:28,245
I'm sorry.
338
00:17:28,247 --> 00:17:30,247
I'm just so worried
about Dorothy.
339
00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:32,816
I keep remembering
how bad it was the last time
340
00:17:32,818 --> 00:17:35,385
she let this gambling
thing take over her life.
341
00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:38,489
There was nothing I could do.
That's when she hit bottom.
342
00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:40,591
What happened?
Because of her gambling debts,
343
00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:42,926
she had to borrow money
from loan sharks,
344
00:17:42,928 --> 00:17:44,862
and she couldn't pay it back.
345
00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:47,598
She came to me crying because
she was gonna lose her house.
346
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,600
The only way
we could get the money
347
00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:51,434
was with Sal's life insurance.
348
00:17:51,436 --> 00:17:54,171
So you killed Sal?
349
00:17:57,342 --> 00:17:58,609
Of course not.
350
00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:01,312
By the way, what kind
of policy do you have?
351
00:18:03,048 --> 00:18:04,615
Well, we cashed in the policies
352
00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:06,183
and paid the sharks off.
353
00:18:06,185 --> 00:18:07,885
But I didn't give
Dorothy the money
354
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:10,754
until she agreed to go
to Gambler's Anonymous.
355
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:13,724
I can understand now
why you're deeply upset.
356
00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:15,225
Thanks, you human speed bump.
357
00:18:17,729 --> 00:18:19,796
Sorry.
358
00:18:19,798 --> 00:18:21,898
(both) We understand.
359
00:18:28,507 --> 00:18:31,074
(phone rings)
360
00:18:32,911 --> 00:18:36,079
I'll get it, I'll get it,
I'll get it, I'll get it.
361
00:18:36,081 --> 00:18:37,648
Hello?
362
00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:40,584
Yes, Frank, I am aware of that.
363
00:18:40,586 --> 00:18:44,088
No, I'll have the money
to you today.
364
00:18:44,090 --> 00:18:46,023
Cash. Of course.
365
00:18:50,595 --> 00:18:52,329
Dorothy, I need a fresh eye.
366
00:18:52,331 --> 00:18:53,998
Does this look any good to you?
367
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,432
It's great.
368
00:18:55,434 --> 00:18:57,434
You didn't even look at it.
369
00:18:57,436 --> 00:18:59,103
I'll bet you can't even
tell me what it is.
370
00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:01,105
Well, of course I can,
Rose. It's...
371
00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:04,108
What the hell is it, Rose?
372
00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:07,378
That's it. I don't think I want
to paint for the museum any more.
373
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:08,879
Whatever you want.
374
00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:10,914
It's making me a nervous wreck.
375
00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:14,451
I used to love painting.
Now it's getting to be an obsession.
376
00:19:14,453 --> 00:19:16,720
And obsessions
can be dangerous.
377
00:19:16,722 --> 00:19:18,521
That's just because
you're prone to them.
378
00:19:18,523 --> 00:19:20,557
Some people aren't.
Where the hell is the racing form?
379
00:19:20,559 --> 00:19:22,559
Gee, I don't know.
Why do you need it?
380
00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:24,361
I don't.
It's not important.
381
00:19:24,363 --> 00:19:27,731
Actually, Rose, I need cash.
382
00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:29,066
Quick.
383
00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:31,534
And I'm up to my limit
at the automated teller.
384
00:19:31,536 --> 00:19:33,269
Is this about the phone call
you just received?
385
00:19:33,271 --> 00:19:35,906
The phone... Yes, yes.
It was the paperboy.
386
00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:38,008
I forgot to pay him last week.
387
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:41,111
How much do you need?
$250.
388
00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:43,414
Isn't that kind of a lot
for the paperboy?
389
00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:45,816
Rose, the truth is...
390
00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:49,386
The truth is,
I need the money...
391
00:19:49,388 --> 00:19:52,522
so my mother can have
an operation.
392
00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:55,158
Sophia needs an operation?
393
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:56,760
Well, not an actual operation.
394
00:19:56,762 --> 00:19:58,929
She's just going to have
her face done.
395
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:00,830
How's she gonna get it done?
396
00:20:00,832 --> 00:20:03,099
Southwestern, Rose.
397
00:20:04,936 --> 00:20:06,670
Look, Rose, I need the money.
398
00:20:06,672 --> 00:20:08,471
You're just going to have
to trust me.
399
00:20:08,473 --> 00:20:11,442
Well, of course I trust you.
You're my best friend.
400
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:13,243
You can take everything I have.
401
00:20:13,245 --> 00:20:15,145
Well, don't give me
everything you have.
402
00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:18,415
I mean, all I need is a couple hundred
bucks, you know, so that I can...
403
00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:21,452
Oh, you don't owe me
any explanation. Here.
404
00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:24,722
I want you
to take my bank card,
405
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:27,391
and take as much money
as you need,
406
00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,293
and pay me back
whenever you can.
407
00:20:29,295 --> 00:20:31,295
Oh, thanks a lot.
And don't you worry,
408
00:20:31,297 --> 00:20:33,597
I'll have this money back
before you know it.
409
00:20:33,599 --> 00:20:36,166
Oh, no hurry.
I trust you completely.
410
00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:37,467
Yeah, well...
411
00:20:37,469 --> 00:20:40,470
Rose, I mean, you shouldn't
trust anyone completely.
412
00:20:40,472 --> 00:20:43,139
Dorothy, if I can't
trust you, whom can I trust?
413
00:20:43,141 --> 00:20:45,241
You're practically
a sister to me.
414
00:20:45,243 --> 00:20:47,477
Yeah, well,
sisters often lie, Rose.
415
00:20:47,479 --> 00:20:49,279
And even best friends
take advantage
416
00:20:49,281 --> 00:20:50,981
of each other occasionally.
417
00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:52,382
I don't think so.
418
00:20:52,384 --> 00:20:55,618
Rose, you should.
You're being very naive.
419
00:20:55,620 --> 00:20:59,556
I'm not naive. Yes, you are.
You are being naive now.
420
00:20:59,558 --> 00:21:02,458
Don't you see?
I'm stealing your money.
421
00:21:02,460 --> 00:21:04,895
I know, Dorothy.
422
00:21:04,897 --> 00:21:07,731
But I was hoping you'd have
a hard time taking advantage
423
00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:11,334
of somebody who cares
about you as much as I do.
424
00:21:11,336 --> 00:21:13,437
I need help, Rose.
425
00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:17,106
Oh, God, I hate the lying!
426
00:21:17,108 --> 00:21:19,710
Dorothy, I lied to you, too.
427
00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:23,347
You could never
have used that bank card.
428
00:21:26,150 --> 00:21:29,552
You don't have my personal
identification number.
429
00:21:29,554 --> 00:21:32,990
And you'd never guess it
in a thousand years.
430
00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:34,591
Rose, honey, it's right here.
431
00:21:34,593 --> 00:21:37,795
You've written it on the card.
432
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:42,398
Well, that's because I have
trouble guessing it, too.
433
00:21:47,138 --> 00:21:49,639
So then I went up
to the podium, and I said,
434
00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:51,141
"My name is Dorothy,
435
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:53,009
and I have
a gambling problem."
436
00:21:53,011 --> 00:21:56,213
You know, when I left Gambler's
Anonymous 15 years ago,
437
00:21:56,215 --> 00:21:59,048
I thought I'd never have
to say those words again.
438
00:21:59,050 --> 00:22:01,284
Well, let's hope
this time you get cured.
439
00:22:01,286 --> 00:22:03,353
Ah, you're never
really cured, Rose.
440
00:22:03,355 --> 00:22:05,655
You just have to learn
to live each day
441
00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:07,824
just one day at a time.
442
00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:09,259
Well, of course
you do, Dorothy.
443
00:22:09,261 --> 00:22:10,760
If you took them two at a time
444
00:22:10,762 --> 00:22:14,431
you'd end up constantly
changing your underwear.
445
00:22:20,938 --> 00:22:22,939
Go ahead, stand up and say it.
446
00:22:22,941 --> 00:22:26,242
"My name is Rose,
and I'm an idiot."
447
00:22:28,713 --> 00:22:30,547
Oh, hi, girls.
448
00:22:30,549 --> 00:22:32,482
Ah, Blanche,
you're finally dressed!
449
00:22:32,484 --> 00:22:34,618
Yeah, I went back to work.
Good for you!
450
00:22:34,620 --> 00:22:36,452
And you know what I found out
451
00:22:36,454 --> 00:22:38,321
the reason Donald
rejected me was?
452
00:22:38,323 --> 00:22:40,190
He has this strict
personal rule against
453
00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:42,592
getting involved with
anybody he's working with.
454
00:22:42,594 --> 00:22:44,427
I told you.
Yeah.
455
00:22:44,429 --> 00:22:47,297
Well, anyway, he knew it was
either violate this rule of his,
456
00:22:47,299 --> 00:22:49,199
or quit his job
and come after me.
457
00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:50,801
So that's what he did, he quit!
458
00:22:50,803 --> 00:22:52,736
And then he asked me
to go out with him.
459
00:22:52,738 --> 00:22:54,270
And what did you say?
460
00:22:54,272 --> 00:22:56,406
Well, I've decided
to take Rose's advice.
461
00:22:56,408 --> 00:22:59,676
I'm playing hard to get, like
that little possum in your story.
462
00:22:59,678 --> 00:23:01,078
Did I mention the part
463
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:03,480
where you hang upside down
from the tree?
464
00:23:07,251 --> 00:23:08,885
I can do that.
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