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hello to you and thanks for joining this
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hello to you and thanks for joining this
is exciting isn't it
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is exciting isn't it
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is exciting isn't it
hey now let me get you up to speed
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hey now let me get you up to speed
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hey now let me get you up to speed
previously in my life my mother tried to
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previously in my life my mother tried to
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previously in my life my mother tried to
marry me off me marry my daughter
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I'm literally giving away she was upset
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I'm literally giving away she was upset
because I just told her I blew my
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because I just told her I blew my
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because I just told her I blew my
inheritance
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inheritance
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inheritance
I bought a joke shop no I love it
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I bought a joke shop no I love it
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I bought a joke shop no I love it
although I am worried that hiring my
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although I am worried that hiring my
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although I am worried that hiring my
oldest friend to manage it was a mistake
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oldest friend to manage it was a mistake
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oldest friend to manage it was a mistake
and that is how we will take this
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and that is how we will take this
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and that is how we will take this
franchise global it's a bit much isn't
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franchise global it's a bit much isn't
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franchise global it's a bit much isn't
it
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it
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it
remember just a little shop that sells
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shatter submit today I'm overexcited
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shatter submit today I'm overexcited
because apparently Garry Preston's back
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because apparently Garry Preston's back
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because apparently Garry Preston's back
from his travels he was lovely but I
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from his travels he was lovely but I
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from his travels he was lovely but I
always make a up if I see him well
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always make a up if I see him well
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always make a up if I see him well
there's never any cook-off involved if
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there's never any cook-off involved if
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there's never any cook-off involved if
you see what I mean
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oh but the last time I saw him
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oh but the last time I saw him
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Hey
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Hey
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Hey
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so nothing will speak no more often
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so nothing will speak no more often
let's crack on with the show morning TV
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let's crack on with the show morning TV
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let's crack on with the show morning TV
afternoon missing lunch time
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afternoon missing lunch time
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afternoon missing lunch time
Oh the trains are a nightmare it's a
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Oh the trains are a nightmare it's a
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Oh the trains are a nightmare it's a
hellish journey you live upstairs
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hellish journey you live upstairs
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hellish journey you live upstairs
so we leaves on the carpet got a good
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so we leaves on the carpet got a good
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so we leaves on the carpet got a good
one on top of you
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one on top of you
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one on top of you
delivery day you were gonna help right
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delivery day you were gonna help right
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delivery day you were gonna help right
you can make a start with the chocolate
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you can make a start with the chocolate
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you can make a start with the chocolate
penises sorry every time they're like
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penises sorry every time they're like
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penises sorry every time they're like
Willy's but chocolate see they're funny
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Willy's but chocolate see they're funny
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Willy's but chocolate see they're funny
they're like Willy's but chocolate
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they're like Willy's but chocolate
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they're like Willy's but chocolate
nothing from you quite realistic aren't
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nothing from you quite realistic aren't
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nothing from you quite realistic aren't
they not really no aren't they
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concentrate but a silly lunchtime I
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concentrate but a silly lunchtime I
meant to be having a reunion lunch with
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meant to be having a reunion lunch with
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meant to be having a reunion lunch with
a girl you hate the girls I know but if
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a girl you hate the girls I know but if
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a girl you hate the girls I know but if
Killy says when you've dumped in a
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Killy says when you've dumped in a
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Killy says when you've dumped in a
boarding school dorm aged nine your bond
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boarding school dorm aged nine your bond
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boarding school dorm aged nine your bond
for life even if you hate each other or
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for life even if you hate each other or
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for life even if you hate each other or
in my case get embarrassed being out
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in my case get embarrassed being out
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in my case get embarrassed being out
with people with public school nicknames
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with people with public school nicknames
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with people with public school nicknames
in my class
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in my class
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in my class
Milly Tilly Bella Bunty who - pug
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Milly Tilly Bella Bunty who - pug
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Milly Tilly Bella Bunty who - pug
Lumpur no you're right I'm not going
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Lumpur no you're right I'm not going
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Lumpur no you're right I'm not going
I'll go girly work not sure what you
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I'll go girly work not sure what you
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I'll go girly work not sure what you
want our business to follow my busy
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want our business to follow my busy
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want our business to follow my busy
fight I'll get it and sign that visit
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fight I'll get it and sign that visit
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fight I'll get it and sign that visit
there you go sir
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did you just call me sir he just call me
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did you just call me sir he just call me
sir I mean it's fine when they're not
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sir I mean it's fine when they're not
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sir I mean it's fine when they're not
really looking notice the height call me
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really looking notice the height call me
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really looking notice the height call me
sir look up oh sorry madam that happens
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sir look up oh sorry madam that happens
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sir look up oh sorry madam that happens
he looked straight at me still thought
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he looked straight at me still thought
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he looked straight at me still thought
serves the right option right that's it
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serves the right option right that's it
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serves the right option right that's it
as a girl I am going to make girlie
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as a girl I am going to make girlie
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as a girl I am going to make girlie
lunch well tell you what why don't you
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lunch well tell you what why don't you
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lunch well tell you what why don't you
get these out hi I might help Miranda oh
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get these out hi I might help Miranda oh
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get these out hi I might help Miranda oh
good morning mom how are you are you
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good morning mom how are you are you
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good morning mom how are you are you
engaged yet well not since you asked
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engaged yet well not since you asked
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engaged yet well not since you asked
last night no and I said good morning
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last night no and I said good morning
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last night no and I said good morning
mom how are you dare get emotional or
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mom how are you dare get emotional or
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mom how are you dare get emotional or
not Spanish so news just in committee
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not Spanish so news just in committee
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not Spanish so news just in committee
ona booth roof Benji has at last
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ona booth roof Benji has at last
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ona booth roof Benji has at last
lit up from that ghastly fish woman
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lit up from that ghastly fish woman
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lit up from that ghastly fish woman
right I've said it before I will say it
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right I've said it before I will say it
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right I've said it before I will say it
again I'm not marrying my cousin it is
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again I'm not marrying my cousin it is
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again I'm not marrying my cousin it is
so hard to John and art Liz they're very
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so hard to John and art Liz they're very
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so hard to John and art Liz they're very
happy yes but their song isn't this is
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happy yes but their song isn't this is
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happy yes but their song isn't this is
sorry no one Minds satphone hardly
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sorry no one Minds satphone hardly
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sorry no one Minds satphone hardly
resist a load of baby stuff right it's
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resist a load of baby stuff right it's
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resist a load of baby stuff right it's
very much me sorting out right I'm off
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very much me sorting out right I'm off
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very much me sorting out right I'm off
well my lunch is very important it's
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well my lunch is very important it's
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well my lunch is very important it's
what US elegant girls about town do does
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what US elegant girls about town do does
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what US elegant girls about town do does
mean elephant girls myself well at least
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mean elephant girls myself well at least
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mean elephant girls myself well at least
I'm not too small that I can't get on
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I'm not too small that I can't get on
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I'm not too small that I can't get on
all the rides at Thorpe Park
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well at least I don't have to go to
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well at least I don't have to go to
specialist clothes shops where those
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specialist clothes shops where those
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specialist clothes shops where those
jeans from prison
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jeans from prison
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jeans from prison
sorry we can long well doesn't mean I
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sorry we can long well doesn't mean I
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sorry we can long well doesn't mean I
can't be feminine to that yeah work in
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can't be feminine to that yeah work in
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can't be feminine to that yeah work in
it it's all about the recovery isn't it
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how could a man think a woman is a man I
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how could a man think a woman is a man I
mean I do have a penis for that
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mean I do have a penis for that
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mean I do have a penis for that
chocolate that was it wrong in public
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and away sky Preston okay calm composing
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and away sky Preston okay calm composing
sample file
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piranhas hi how are you okay look why
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piranhas hi how are you okay look why
you're in pain no no I'm fine I just
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you're in pain no no I'm fine I just
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you're in pain no no I'm fine I just
Chatwin that's better
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so sorry what are you doing here what I
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so sorry what are you doing here what I
woke you the new chef started last week
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woke you the new chef started last week
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woke you the new chef started last week
oh my shops next door no way guys it's
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oh my shops next door no way guys it's
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oh my shops next door no way guys it's
great to see this been ages
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[Applause]
we've been in chocolate well to be
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we've been in chocolate well to be
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we've been in chocolate well to be
precise it's actually cooler we're one
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precise it's actually cooler we're one
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precise it's actually cooler we're one
how much Malaysia yeah great great good
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how much Malaysia yeah great great good
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how much Malaysia yeah great great good
it's good to be back though
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it's good to be back though
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it's good to be back though
really yeah well you know you can have
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really yeah well you know you can have
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really yeah well you know you can have
too much fun but come back and settle
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too much fun but come back and settle
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too much fun but come back and settle
down
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down
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down
be sensible join the gym yesterday oh
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be sensible join the gym yesterday oh
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be sensible join the gym yesterday oh
the one round the corner yeah and you go
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the one round the corner yeah and you go
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the one round the corner yeah and you go
no yeah no I'm really into keeping fit
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no yeah no I'm really into keeping fit
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no yeah no I'm really into keeping fit
to Gary great great what's your sport
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to Gary great great what's your sport
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to Gary great great what's your sport
gymnastics that's it and I'll work with
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gymnastics that's it and I'll work with
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gymnastics that's it and I'll work with
that I am a gymnast Gary Wow
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that I am a gymnast Gary Wow
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that I am a gymnast Gary Wow
Wow indeed yeah I mainly do ribbons no
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you won't you might see me the last
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you won't you might see me the last
Olympics actually although having said
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Olympics actually although having said
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Olympics actually although having said
that I wasn't on telly much because you
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that I wasn't on telly much because you
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that I wasn't on telly much because you
will have noticed that a lot of
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will have noticed that a lot of
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will have noticed that a lot of
gymnastic white manly have no curves or
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gymnastic white manly have no curves or
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gymnastic white manly have no curves or
breasts that's one category not mine I'm
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breasts that's one category not mine I'm
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breasts that's one category not mine I'm
in the bus tier section is less
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in the bus tier section is less
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in the bus tier section is less
televised so in widescreen gymnast bust
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televised so in widescreen gymnast bust
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televised so in widescreen gymnast bust
is the
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right right good well I better get back
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right right good well I better get back
to work
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to work
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to work
no when you job and everything what sir
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no when you job and everything what sir
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no when you job and everything what sir
let's catch up some great yes lovely
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let's catch up some great yes lovely
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let's catch up some great yes lovely
okay well that'll went very well I
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okay well that'll went very well I
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okay well that'll went very well I
thought luckily I enjoy living alone
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consul now I'm working Oh
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consul now I'm working Oh
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consul now I'm working Oh
wish me luck missing - heroin funny
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wish me luck missing - heroin funny
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wish me luck missing - heroin funny
queen cog at the fire and that's okay
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queen cog at the fire and that's okay
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queen cog at the fire and that's okay
there has to be Queen Kong you look
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there has to be Queen Kong you look
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there has to be Queen Kong you look
exactly to noon
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exactly to noon
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exactly to noon
you're the Empress of calm oh go where
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you're the Empress of calm oh go where
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you're the Empress of calm oh go where
they live there with back oh well what's
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they live there with back oh well what's
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they live there with back oh well what's
new well
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pity older pork on no no I'm really
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pity older pork on no no I'm really
pleased to both marriage and the baby
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pleased to both marriage and the baby
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pleased to both marriage and the baby
thing honestly it's not for me there's
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thing honestly it's not for me there's
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thing honestly it's not for me there's
only what my mother wants see 80 days if
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only what my mother wants see 80 days if
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only what my mother wants see 80 days if
your mother Katie okay but she's fine
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thank Queen Kong we're arranging this
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thank Queen Kong we're arranging this
shopping bonanza
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shopping bonanza
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shopping bonanza
oh girl shopping trip yay you ready come
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oh girl shopping trip yay you ready come
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oh girl shopping trip yay you ready come
here love Elizabeth
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here love Elizabeth
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here love Elizabeth
I've got limited windows I don't believe
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I've got limited windows I don't believe
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I've got limited windows I don't believe
in labels b'keen a little bit more yeah
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so I suggest we meet just there a small
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so I suggest we meet just there a small
afternoon at should we say four
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afternoon at should we say four
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afternoon at should we say four
brillo pads so where are we going to be
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brillo pads so where are we going to be
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brillo pads so where are we going to be
absent quite captured wedding-dress
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absent quite captured wedding-dress
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absent quite captured wedding-dress
shopping baby what can I get for you
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shopping baby what can I get for you
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shopping baby what can I get for you
madam madam a brilliant thanks Gary
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madam madam a brilliant thanks Gary
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madam madam a brilliant thanks Gary
Stevie Stevie Stevie Stevie Stevie
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Stevie Stevie Stevie Stevie Stevie
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Stevie Stevie Stevie Stevie Stevie
Stevie Stevie Stevie I won't stop TV TV
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Stevie Stevie Stevie I won't stop TV TV
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Stevie Stevie Stevie I won't stop TV TV
TV little bit busy I just saw Gary he's
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TV little bit busy I just saw Gary he's
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TV little bit busy I just saw Gary he's
walking next door no way and I told him
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walking next door no way and I told him
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walking next door no way and I told him
I was an Olympic gingka why you know
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I was an Olympic gingka why you know
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I was an Olympic gingka why you know
when you get nervous socially you end up
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when you get nervous socially you end up
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when you get nervous socially you end up
lying to impress no exactly we all doing
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lying to impress no exactly we all doing
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lying to impress no exactly we all doing
so what is going on in here
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so what is going on in here
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so what is going on in here
they still haven't taken a baby stuff
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they still haven't taken a baby stuff
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they still haven't taken a baby stuff
back we don't hold for over an hour we
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back we don't hold for over an hour we
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back we don't hold for over an hour we
listen to the whole view thing it's
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listen to the whole view thing it's
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listen to the whole view thing it's
continuous I'm going insane when we've
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continuous I'm going insane when we've
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continuous I'm going insane when we've
had a double delivery of chocolate Pinay
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you've never known how to have fun there
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you've never known how to have fun there
was some of us like to focus on work now
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was some of us like to focus on work now
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was some of us like to focus on work now
get down here and help me Kelly beat ITP
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get down here and help me Kelly beat ITP
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get down here and help me Kelly beat ITP
you can't get these in it before you put
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you can't get these in it before you put
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you can't get these in it before you put
the little sorry let's go try them Gary
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the little sorry let's go try them Gary
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the little sorry let's go try them Gary
you remember Stevie Stevie Gary and I'm
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you remember Stevie Stevie Gary and I'm
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you remember Stevie Stevie Gary and I'm
saying we thought you'd come out of
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saying we thought you'd come out of
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saying we thought you'd come out of
Randall box
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wow you've seen my losing vision things
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wow you've seen my losing vision things
obviously going well yeah yeah yeah yeah
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obviously going well yeah yeah yeah yeah
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obviously going well yeah yeah yeah yeah
but principally I am deeply successful
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but principally I am deeply successful
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but principally I am deeply successful
yeah so look around so I'm a cop magnet
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yeah so look around so I'm a cop magnet
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yeah so look around so I'm a cop magnet
shoot me and look I just popped in to
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shoot me and look I just popped in to
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shoot me and look I just popped in to
ask um oh actually not with anybody or
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ask um oh actually not with anybody or
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ask um oh actually not with anybody or
married or anything of the money yeah
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married or anything of the money yeah
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married or anything of the money yeah
yeah of course yeah oh really
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yeah of course yeah oh really
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yeah of course yeah oh really
kids yeah got to and Orlando and bloom
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you know I'm still single me too
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you know I'm still single me too
you just said you're married divorced
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you just said you're married divorced
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you just said you're married divorced
now and the kid says really what and
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now and the kid says really what and
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now and the kid says really what and
they froze
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they froze to death Gary
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they froze to death Gary
funny story actually not funny ha-ha but
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funny story actually not funny ha-ha but
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funny story actually not funny ha-ha but
funny in that it's almost unbelievable
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funny in that it's almost unbelievable
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funny in that it's almost unbelievable
you see we were on holiday in the
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you see we were on holiday in the
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you see we were on holiday in the
Himalayas a base camp of Everest and
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Himalayas a base camp of Everest and
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Himalayas a base camp of Everest and
they were just running around in the
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they were just running around in the
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they were just running around in the
shorts and the t-shirt and I can't say
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shorts and the t-shirt and I can't say
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shorts and the t-shirt and I can't say
you know put the coat on
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you know put the coat on
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you know put the coat on
you can't you there none of that's true
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you can't you there none of that's true
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you can't you there none of that's true
is it no you know when you get nervous
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is it no you know when you get nervous
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is it no you know when you get nervous
socially you end up lying to impress not
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socially you end up lying to impress not
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socially you end up lying to impress not
exactly we all do it right well I just
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exactly we all do it right well I just
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exactly we all do it right well I just
wanted to ask how much you fancy yeah
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wanted to ask how much you fancy yeah
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wanted to ask how much you fancy yeah
have you said anything we'll do whatever
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you fancy grabbing a bite later I'm not
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you fancy grabbing a bite later I'm not
working I'll just be you know good to
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working I'll just be you know good to
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working I'll just be you know good to
catch up you just go to the restaurant
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catch up you just go to the restaurant
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catch up you just go to the restaurant
you notes for free food don't worry it's
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you notes for free food don't worry it's
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you notes for free food don't worry it's
not a date it's just a thing you like I
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not a date it's just a thing you like I
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not a date it's just a thing you like I
do like I do like very much why am i
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do like I do like very much why am i
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do like I do like very much why am i
doing in Indian accent
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doing in Indian accent
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doing in Indian accent
cool great well put him on a throws
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cool great well put him on a throws
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cool great well put him on a throws
okay ciao what not to think
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okay ciao what not to think
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okay ciao what not to think
I've got to take whoa what to do okay
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I've got to take whoa what to do okay
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I've got to take whoa what to do okay
what were the girls do shopping of
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what were the girls do shopping of
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what were the girls do shopping of
course something to wear yes I will
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course something to wear yes I will
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course something to wear yes I will
trinny and Susannah myself I can do it
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trinny and Susannah myself I can do it
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trinny and Susannah myself I can do it
with them because I'd have to punch them
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with them because I'd have to punch them
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with them because I'd have to punch them
in the face
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hate this kind of program welcome to I'm
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hate this kind of program welcome to I'm
okay you're obese I know what I do if I
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okay you're obese I know what I do if I
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okay you're obese I know what I do if I
have one of those shows and excuse me
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have one of those shows and excuse me
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have one of those shows and excuse me
hello right let's have a look at you
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hello right let's have a look at you
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hello right let's have a look at you
well I wouldn't wear that top but you
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well I wouldn't wear that top but you
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well I wouldn't wear that top but you
look comfortable are you yeah do you
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look comfortable are you yeah do you
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look comfortable are you yeah do you
like it yeah do care that others may not
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like it yeah do care that others may not
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like it yeah do care that others may not
like it now brilliant and wear that then
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like it now brilliant and wear that then
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like it now brilliant and wear that then
bye where are you going
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bye where are you going
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bye where are you going
I've got to get something to wear how
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I've got to get something to wear how
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I've got to get something to wear how
often do I have a date never it's my
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often do I have a date never it's my
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often do I have a date never it's my
first one first one of the many others I
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first one first one of the many others I
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first one first one of the many others I
have also had I thought you said it
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have also had I thought you said it
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have also had I thought you said it
wasn't a date she said it was a thing
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wasn't a date she said it was a thing
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wasn't a date she said it was a thing
that's come two days in it yeah we'll
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that's come two days in it yeah we'll
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that's come two days in it yeah we'll
just don't scare Gary off okay and you
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just don't scare Gary off okay and you
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just don't scare Gary off okay and you
can help me before you go shopping we've
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can help me before you go shopping we've
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can help me before you go shopping we've
had another delivery of baby stock and
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had another delivery of baby stock and
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had another delivery of baby stock and
the hen nights tops still not here and
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the hen nights tops still not here and
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the hen nights tops still not here and
I'm not enjoying telling the delivery
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I'm not enjoying telling the delivery
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I'm not enjoying telling the delivery
company we're still missing fluffy
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company we're still missing fluffy
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company we're still missing fluffy
handcuffs and love eggs
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handcuffs and love eggs
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handcuffs and love eggs
degrading so no shoppi shopping to you
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degrading so no shoppi shopping to you
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degrading so no shoppi shopping to you
tidy tidy
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tidy tidy
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tidy tidy
furnisher that's racist I can't see you
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furnisher that's racist I can't see you
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furnisher that's racist I can't see you
that is your fault get out
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don't you want to achieve I always think
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don't you want to achieve I always think
big and then I think small
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big and then I think small
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big and then I think small
Heather small I ask myself what are you
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Heather small I ask myself what are you
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Heather small I ask myself what are you
gonna do
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what are you gonna say fine I'd say
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what are you gonna say fine I'd say
Heather had a small you were excellent
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Heather had a small you were excellent
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Heather had a small you were excellent
on Strictly Come Dancing yes your other
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on Strictly Come Dancing yes your other
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on Strictly Come Dancing yes your other
two hands are today I helped my lovely
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two hands are today I helped my lovely
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two hands are today I helped my lovely
little friend by putting the boxes away
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little friend by putting the boxes away
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little friend by putting the boxes away
thank you
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thank you
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thank you
and not in the kitchen slash workstation
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and not in the kitchen slash workstation
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and not in the kitchen slash workstation
slash break area flash my personal space
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slash break area flash my personal space
462
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slash break area flash my personal space
slash was sorry Steve I wasn't good
463
00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:36,630
slash was sorry Steve I wasn't good
464
00:16:36,630 --> 00:16:38,480
slash was sorry Steve I wasn't good
because I wouldn't put them in your flat
465
00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:38,490
because I wouldn't put them in your flat
466
00:16:38,490 --> 00:16:44,030
because I wouldn't put them in your flat
flat slash personal day no exactly so I
467
00:16:44,030 --> 00:16:44,040
flat slash personal day no exactly so I
468
00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:58,189
flat slash personal day no exactly so I
wouldn't do that to you and forgot to
469
00:16:58,189 --> 00:16:58,199
wouldn't do that to you and forgot to
470
00:16:58,199 --> 00:17:00,590
wouldn't do that to you and forgot to
say earlier I'm just going to baby shop
471
00:17:00,590 --> 00:17:00,600
say earlier I'm just going to baby shop
472
00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:02,269
say earlier I'm just going to baby shop
to get a present for cousin Georgina's
473
00:17:02,269 --> 00:17:02,279
to get a present for cousin Georgina's
474
00:17:02,279 --> 00:17:04,730
to get a present for cousin Georgina's
christening tomorrow very antisocial to
475
00:17:04,730 --> 00:17:04,740
christening tomorrow very antisocial to
476
00:17:04,740 --> 00:17:08,419
christening tomorrow very antisocial to
have it on a what I call weekday it is a
477
00:17:08,419 --> 00:17:08,429
have it on a what I call weekday it is a
478
00:17:08,429 --> 00:17:10,819
have it on a what I call weekday it is a
weekday not just what you call the week
479
00:17:10,819 --> 00:17:10,829
weekday not just what you call the week
480
00:17:10,829 --> 00:17:15,590
weekday not just what you call the week
that it is a weekday that is such an
481
00:17:15,590 --> 00:17:15,600
that it is a weekday that is such an
482
00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:21,380
that it is a weekday that is such an
annoying what I call phrase shall I get
483
00:17:21,380 --> 00:17:21,390
annoying what I call phrase shall I get
484
00:17:21,390 --> 00:17:23,449
annoying what I call phrase shall I get
you something to give them I didn't even
485
00:17:23,449 --> 00:17:23,459
you something to give them I didn't even
486
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:25,010
you something to give them I didn't even
know there was a christening I don't
487
00:17:25,010 --> 00:17:25,020
know there was a christening I don't
488
00:17:25,020 --> 00:17:27,409
know there was a christening I don't
know what I'm going to get them such an
489
00:17:27,409 --> 00:17:27,419
know what I'm going to get them such an
490
00:17:27,419 --> 00:17:29,080
know what I'm going to get them such an
ugly baby
491
00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:29,090
ugly baby
492
00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:32,799
ugly baby
your father suggested a balaclava oh
493
00:17:32,799 --> 00:17:32,809
your father suggested a balaclava oh
494
00:17:32,809 --> 00:17:36,770
your father suggested a balaclava oh
that's fun right well I must dash I'm
495
00:17:36,770 --> 00:17:36,780
that's fun right well I must dash I'm
496
00:17:36,780 --> 00:17:39,110
that's fun right well I must dash I'm
off to meet someone for a spot of what I
497
00:17:39,110 --> 00:17:39,120
off to meet someone for a spot of what I
498
00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:44,150
off to meet someone for a spot of what I
call T it is C just is to Phoebe I've
499
00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:44,160
call T it is C just is to Phoebe I've
500
00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:50,539
call T it is C just is to Phoebe I've
tied you tidied right clothes shop I've
501
00:17:50,539 --> 00:17:50,549
tied you tidied right clothes shop I've
502
00:17:50,549 --> 00:17:52,450
tied you tidied right clothes shop I've
been to big in long enough
503
00:17:52,450 --> 00:17:52,460
been to big in long enough
504
00:17:52,460 --> 00:17:54,919
been to big in long enough
just give the taller or bigger than
505
00:17:54,919 --> 00:17:54,929
just give the taller or bigger than
506
00:17:54,929 --> 00:17:56,240
just give the taller or bigger than
average why do we have to shop and
507
00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:56,250
average why do we have to shop and
508
00:17:56,250 --> 00:17:59,659
average why do we have to shop and
patronizingly name places what's next
509
00:17:59,659 --> 00:17:59,669
patronizingly name places what's next
510
00:17:59,669 --> 00:18:03,669
patronizingly name places what's next
lanky and sweaty swallow is an amazonian
511
00:18:03,669 --> 00:18:03,679
lanky and sweaty swallow is an amazonian
512
00:18:03,679 --> 00:18:29,570
lanky and sweaty swallow is an amazonian
huge and gross for what graphic hi how
513
00:18:29,570 --> 00:18:29,580
huge and gross for what graphic hi how
514
00:18:29,580 --> 00:18:31,369
huge and gross for what graphic hi how
can we help well I'm looking for
515
00:18:31,369 --> 00:18:31,379
can we help well I'm looking for
516
00:18:31,379 --> 00:18:33,529
can we help well I'm looking for
something flattering for me and really
517
00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:33,539
something flattering for me and really
518
00:18:33,539 --> 00:18:37,070
something flattering for me and really
feminine because them this might sound
519
00:18:37,070 --> 00:18:37,080
feminine because them this might sound
520
00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:40,960
feminine because them this might sound
ridiculous but I often get called sir I
521
00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:40,970
ridiculous but I often get called sir I
522
00:18:40,970 --> 00:18:45,529
ridiculous but I often get called sir I
know embarrassing and I'm going out
523
00:18:45,529 --> 00:18:45,539
know embarrassing and I'm going out
524
00:18:45,539 --> 00:18:46,850
know embarrassing and I'm going out
tonight and I really don't want it to
525
00:18:46,850 --> 00:18:46,860
tonight and I really don't want it to
526
00:18:46,860 --> 00:18:53,480
tonight and I really don't want it to
happen then I hear you let's have a look
527
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:53,490
happen then I hear you let's have a look
528
00:18:53,490 --> 00:18:56,720
happen then I hear you let's have a look
at usual well you're actually very
529
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:56,730
at usual well you're actually very
530
00:18:56,730 --> 00:18:59,930
at usual well you're actually very
feminine lucky cheaply
531
00:18:59,930 --> 00:18:59,940
feminine lucky cheaply
532
00:18:59,940 --> 00:19:02,350
feminine lucky cheaply
ladylike
533
00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:02,360
ladylike
534
00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:09,789
ladylike
and hassle these astonishing I've seen
535
00:19:09,789 --> 00:19:09,799
and hassle these astonishing I've seen
536
00:19:09,799 --> 00:19:11,500
and hassle these astonishing I've seen
that a few in my time and these are
537
00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:11,510
that a few in my time and these are
538
00:19:11,510 --> 00:19:13,139
that a few in my time and these are
frankly something else
539
00:19:13,139 --> 00:19:13,149
frankly something else
540
00:19:13,149 --> 00:19:17,320
frankly something else
Thank You knife hair where'd you get it
541
00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:17,330
Thank You knife hair where'd you get it
542
00:19:17,330 --> 00:19:20,139
Thank You knife hair where'd you get it
by far the thighs full of a third of
543
00:19:20,139 --> 00:19:20,149
by far the thighs full of a third of
544
00:19:20,149 --> 00:19:25,060
by far the thighs full of a third of
them it's not going to take much heads
545
00:19:25,060 --> 00:19:25,070
them it's not going to take much heads
546
00:19:25,070 --> 00:19:25,870
them it's not going to take much heads
will turn
547
00:19:25,870 --> 00:19:25,880
will turn
548
00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:29,230
will turn
and not in a pointing and staring way
549
00:19:29,230 --> 00:19:29,240
and not in a pointing and staring way
550
00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:31,000
and not in a pointing and staring way
now I always knew I could pull it off
551
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:31,010
now I always knew I could pull it off
552
00:19:31,010 --> 00:19:32,259
now I always knew I could pull it off
but I just don't know what clothes would
553
00:19:32,259 --> 00:19:32,269
but I just don't know what clothes would
554
00:19:32,269 --> 00:19:33,759
but I just don't know what clothes would
suit me best you know well there's no
555
00:19:33,759 --> 00:19:33,769
suit me best you know well there's no
556
00:19:33,769 --> 00:19:35,440
suit me best you know well there's no
point wearing jeans and t-shirt is there
557
00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:35,450
point wearing jeans and t-shirt is there
558
00:19:35,450 --> 00:19:39,549
point wearing jeans and t-shirt is there
might as well be a man well it's sort
559
00:19:39,549 --> 00:19:39,559
might as well be a man well it's sort
560
00:19:39,559 --> 00:19:45,990
might as well be a man well it's sort
you out for the night young lady lady
561
00:19:48,700 --> 00:19:48,710
Phoebe I got an outfit you ready just
562
00:19:48,710 --> 00:19:55,510
Phoebe I got an outfit you ready just
give me a second
563
00:20:02,340 --> 00:20:02,350
[Applause]
564
00:20:02,350 --> 00:20:04,379
[Applause]
how'd I look
565
00:20:04,379 --> 00:20:04,389
how'd I look
566
00:20:04,389 --> 00:20:07,539
how'd I look
oh sorry I did realize you have anyone
567
00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:07,549
oh sorry I did realize you have anyone
568
00:20:07,549 --> 00:20:09,639
oh sorry I did realize you have anyone
here there's no problem
569
00:20:09,639 --> 00:20:09,649
here there's no problem
570
00:20:09,649 --> 00:20:15,100
here there's no problem
wow I just say you look gorgeous
571
00:20:15,100 --> 00:20:15,110
wow I just say you look gorgeous
572
00:20:15,110 --> 00:20:18,249
wow I just say you look gorgeous
oh thank you it's amazing
573
00:20:18,249 --> 00:20:18,259
oh thank you it's amazing
574
00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:21,570
oh thank you it's amazing
so feminine oh stop it
575
00:20:21,570 --> 00:20:21,580
so feminine oh stop it
576
00:20:21,580 --> 00:20:28,419
so feminine oh stop it
seriously me you could pause really I
577
00:20:28,419 --> 00:20:28,429
seriously me you could pause really I
578
00:20:28,429 --> 00:20:38,310
seriously me you could pause really I
pause
579
00:20:41,130 --> 00:20:41,140
and say sorry I saw did you get
580
00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:44,790
and say sorry I saw did you get
something
581
00:20:48,460 --> 00:20:48,470
we know so hurry didn't you just say
582
00:20:48,470 --> 00:20:49,710
we know so hurry didn't you just say
that you look done
583
00:20:49,710 --> 00:20:49,720
that you look done
584
00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:53,650
that you look done
you look gorgeous and feminine as a man
585
00:20:53,650 --> 00:20:53,660
you look gorgeous and feminine as a man
586
00:20:53,660 --> 00:20:57,580
you look gorgeous and feminine as a man
season for a man who thought I was
587
00:20:57,580 --> 00:20:57,590
season for a man who thought I was
588
00:20:57,590 --> 00:21:02,910
season for a man who thought I was
gorgeous and feminine and a man a man
589
00:21:02,910 --> 00:21:02,920
gorgeous and feminine and a man a man
590
00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:07,120
gorgeous and feminine and a man a man
are you laughing there is nothing funny
591
00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:07,130
are you laughing there is nothing funny
592
00:21:07,130 --> 00:21:11,740
are you laughing there is nothing funny
here there isn't because I wear normal
593
00:21:11,740 --> 00:21:11,750
here there isn't because I wear normal
594
00:21:11,750 --> 00:21:13,480
here there isn't because I wear normal
everyday clothes I get called sir I
595
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:13,490
everyday clothes I get called sir I
596
00:21:13,490 --> 00:21:15,370
everyday clothes I get called sir I
actually make an effort I am a
597
00:21:15,370 --> 00:21:15,380
actually make an effort I am a
598
00:21:15,380 --> 00:21:18,970
actually make an effort I am a
transvestite
599
00:21:32,570 --> 00:21:32,580
hi um nice fancy dress tonight yeah yes
600
00:21:32,580 --> 00:21:35,420
hi um nice fancy dress tonight yeah yes
it is Santa dress and I was just trying
601
00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:35,430
it is Santa dress and I was just trying
602
00:21:35,430 --> 00:21:40,550
it is Santa dress and I was just trying
on our new range of best.i costumes how
603
00:21:40,550 --> 00:21:40,560
on our new range of best.i costumes how
604
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:46,670
on our new range of best.i costumes how
does that well I'm panicking you're
605
00:21:46,670 --> 00:21:46,680
does that well I'm panicking you're
606
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:53,750
does that well I'm panicking you're
panicking it'll be fine just be yourself
607
00:21:53,750 --> 00:21:53,760
panicking it'll be fine just be yourself
608
00:21:53,760 --> 00:22:01,340
panicking it'll be fine just be yourself
what an appalling piece of advice sure
609
00:22:01,340 --> 00:22:01,350
what an appalling piece of advice sure
610
00:22:01,350 --> 00:22:03,290
what an appalling piece of advice sure
come back no no two seconds I'll just
611
00:22:03,290 --> 00:22:03,300
come back no no two seconds I'll just
612
00:22:03,300 --> 00:22:03,950
come back no no two seconds I'll just
get changed
613
00:22:03,950 --> 00:22:03,960
get changed
614
00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:07,910
get changed
Oh Miranda I cannot believe you filled
615
00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:07,920
Oh Miranda I cannot believe you filled
616
00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:10,820
Oh Miranda I cannot believe you filled
my personal space this is a lot of time
617
00:22:10,820 --> 00:22:10,830
my personal space this is a lot of time
618
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:23,450
my personal space this is a lot of time
that's not what it sounds obvious
619
00:22:33,750 --> 00:22:33,760
and how does gender anxious just picked
620
00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:35,010
and how does gender anxious just picked
up when I was traveling buddy look see
621
00:22:35,010 --> 00:22:35,020
up when I was traveling buddy look see
622
00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:36,900
up when I was traveling buddy look see
lots of restaurants and yeah really
623
00:22:36,900 --> 00:22:36,910
lots of restaurants and yeah really
624
00:22:36,910 --> 00:22:38,400
lots of restaurants and yeah really
going to it I think I finally found what
625
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:38,410
going to it I think I finally found what
626
00:22:38,410 --> 00:22:40,350
going to it I think I finally found what
I want to do well great your parents
627
00:22:40,350 --> 00:22:40,360
I want to do well great your parents
628
00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:41,700
I want to do well great your parents
will see please do that how's your mum
629
00:22:41,700 --> 00:22:41,710
will see please do that how's your mum
630
00:22:41,710 --> 00:22:43,950
will see please do that how's your mum
Oh still frantically trying to find my
631
00:22:43,950 --> 00:22:43,960
Oh still frantically trying to find my
632
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:46,470
Oh still frantically trying to find my
wife her mother's the same forgot to try
633
00:22:46,470 --> 00:22:46,480
wife her mother's the same forgot to try
634
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:52,170
wife her mother's the same forgot to try
to find your wife finding me a wife but
635
00:22:52,170 --> 00:22:52,180
to find your wife finding me a wife but
636
00:22:52,180 --> 00:22:55,200
to find your wife finding me a wife but
just to be clear she wants me to find a
637
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:55,210
just to be clear she wants me to find a
638
00:22:55,210 --> 00:23:03,840
just to be clear she wants me to find a
husband because I am a woman right it's
639
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:03,850
husband because I am a woman right it's
640
00:23:03,850 --> 00:23:05,580
husband because I am a woman right it's
not just marriage the desperation to
641
00:23:05,580 --> 00:23:05,590
not just marriage the desperation to
642
00:23:05,590 --> 00:23:08,700
not just marriage the desperation to
have kids no I mean I just don't have a
643
00:23:08,700 --> 00:23:08,710
have kids no I mean I just don't have a
644
00:23:08,710 --> 00:23:11,960
have kids no I mean I just don't have a
desperate urge to breed yeah I'm up here
645
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:11,970
desperate urge to breed yeah I'm up here
646
00:23:11,970 --> 00:23:14,820
desperate urge to breed yeah I'm up here
we did have that desperate urge to breed
647
00:23:14,820 --> 00:23:14,830
we did have that desperate urge to breed
648
00:23:14,830 --> 00:23:27,830
we did have that desperate urge to breed
we could
649
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:29,970
I mean the number of women who turn 30
650
00:23:29,970 --> 00:23:31,400
I mean the number of women who turn 30
and suddenly they just obsessed with
651
00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:31,410
and suddenly they just obsessed with
652
00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:33,980
and suddenly they just obsessed with
babies I know I'm just so boring I mean
653
00:23:33,980 --> 00:23:33,990
babies I know I'm just so boring I mean
654
00:23:33,990 --> 00:23:36,230
babies I know I'm just so boring I mean
I have a fairly normal healthy
655
00:23:36,230 --> 00:23:36,240
I have a fairly normal healthy
656
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:44,960
I have a fairly normal healthy
interesting chat system where it's
657
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:44,970
interesting chat system where it's
658
00:23:44,970 --> 00:23:54,740
interesting chat system where it's
getting laid by you where my chances
659
00:23:54,740 --> 00:23:54,750
getting laid by you where my chances
660
00:23:54,750 --> 00:23:56,660
getting laid by you where my chances
last night turns out a flat for the baby
661
00:23:56,660 --> 00:23:56,670
last night turns out a flat for the baby
662
00:23:56,670 --> 00:23:58,460
last night turns out a flat for the baby
stop isn't enough rhodesia
663
00:23:58,460 --> 00:23:58,470
stop isn't enough rhodesia
664
00:23:58,470 --> 00:24:00,800
stop isn't enough rhodesia
Carrie we think you're fat what would be
665
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:00,810
Carrie we think you're fat what would be
666
00:24:00,810 --> 00:24:04,130
Carrie we think you're fat what would be
lot I'm sorry
667
00:24:04,130 --> 00:24:04,140
lot I'm sorry
668
00:24:04,140 --> 00:24:06,710
lot I'm sorry
think he'd come back and you shouldn't
669
00:24:06,710 --> 00:24:06,720
think he'd come back and you shouldn't
670
00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:08,600
think he'd come back and you shouldn't
have put it all in my personal space
671
00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:08,610
have put it all in my personal space
672
00:24:08,610 --> 00:24:11,270
have put it all in my personal space
falling through well everything seems
673
00:24:11,270 --> 00:24:11,280
falling through well everything seems
674
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:14,150
falling through well everything seems
tidy tidy in here now well the fine you
675
00:24:14,150 --> 00:24:14,160
tidy tidy in here now well the fine you
676
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:17,420
tidy tidy in here now well the fine you
picked up the extra Pinay and I've had a
677
00:24:17,420 --> 00:24:17,430
picked up the extra Pinay and I've had a
678
00:24:17,430 --> 00:24:19,340
picked up the extra Pinay and I've had a
call from the baby shop that's what's
679
00:24:19,340 --> 00:24:19,350
call from the baby shop that's what's
680
00:24:19,350 --> 00:24:21,050
call from the baby shop that's what's
upstairs is theirs and they've got our
681
00:24:21,050 --> 00:24:21,060
upstairs is theirs and they've got our
682
00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:24,770
upstairs is theirs and they've got our
hen nights doors Miranda you are in a
683
00:24:24,770 --> 00:24:24,780
hen nights doors Miranda you are in a
684
00:24:24,780 --> 00:24:27,640
hen nights doors Miranda you are in a
street with some very dodgy businesses
685
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:27,650
street with some very dodgy businesses
686
00:24:27,650 --> 00:24:30,980
street with some very dodgy businesses
that baby shop I just come from the
687
00:24:30,980 --> 00:24:30,990
that baby shop I just come from the
688
00:24:30,990 --> 00:24:32,900
that baby shop I just come from the
christening Marjorie gave a silver
689
00:24:32,900 --> 00:24:32,910
christening Marjorie gave a silver
690
00:24:32,910 --> 00:24:35,360
christening Marjorie gave a silver
encrusted rattle Victoria an engraved
691
00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:35,370
encrusted rattle Victoria an engraved
692
00:24:35,370 --> 00:24:37,520
encrusted rattle Victoria an engraved
mug I present him what I thought was a
693
00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:37,530
mug I present him what I thought was a
694
00:24:37,530 --> 00:24:41,600
mug I present him what I thought was a
lovely toy rabbit turns out it was a
695
00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:41,610
lovely toy rabbit turns out it was a
696
00:24:41,610 --> 00:24:50,060
lovely toy rabbit turns out it was a
battery-operated rabbit toy Wesley was
697
00:24:50,060 --> 00:24:50,070
battery-operated rabbit toy Wesley was
698
00:24:50,070 --> 00:24:55,180
battery-operated rabbit toy Wesley was
the baby market
699
00:24:58,270 --> 00:24:58,280
who described it of him
700
00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:08,500
who described it of him
it was absolutely what I call mortifying
701
00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:11,520
what are you doing I'm being normal for
702
00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:17,140
what are you doing I'm being normal for
Gary good luck
703
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:20,730
Miranda welcome Gary aren't we seeing
704
00:25:20,730 --> 00:25:23,330
Miranda welcome Gary aren't we seeing
you here I work here
705
00:25:23,330 --> 00:25:23,340
you here I work here
706
00:25:23,340 --> 00:25:25,820
you here I work here
it's not weird all the restaurants I
707
00:25:25,820 --> 00:25:25,830
it's not weird all the restaurants I
708
00:25:25,830 --> 00:25:27,440
it's not weird all the restaurants I
could have just popped into and made a
709
00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:27,450
could have just popped into and made a
710
00:25:27,450 --> 00:25:32,630
could have just popped into and made a
huge old it's very weird and look I was
711
00:25:32,630 --> 00:25:32,640
huge old it's very weird and look I was
712
00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:33,680
huge old it's very weird and look I was
going to come and see you later anyway I
713
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:33,690
going to come and see you later anyway I
714
00:25:33,690 --> 00:25:35,270
going to come and see you later anyway I
should apologize about last night I
715
00:25:35,270 --> 00:25:35,280
should apologize about last night I
716
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:36,350
should apologize about last night I
shouldn't stormed off without you
717
00:25:36,350 --> 00:25:36,360
shouldn't stormed off without you
718
00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:38,360
shouldn't stormed off without you
explaining everything was a stockman
719
00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:38,370
explaining everything was a stockman
720
00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:39,920
explaining everything was a stockman
no no you don't need to no need to
721
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:39,930
no no you don't need to no need to
722
00:25:39,930 --> 00:25:42,140
no no you don't need to no need to
explain but you do need to let me take
723
00:25:42,140 --> 00:25:42,150
explain but you do need to let me take
724
00:25:42,150 --> 00:25:45,530
explain but you do need to let me take
you out for a drink later okay great
725
00:25:45,530 --> 00:25:45,540
you out for a drink later okay great
726
00:25:45,540 --> 00:25:47,240
you out for a drink later okay great
great was it was there anything else did
727
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:47,250
great was it was there anything else did
728
00:25:47,250 --> 00:25:49,190
great was it was there anything else did
you want over super dude you wedding
729
00:25:49,190 --> 00:25:49,200
you want over super dude you wedding
730
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:56,240
you want over super dude you wedding
cake not a joke that was the worst kind
731
00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:56,250
cake not a joke that was the worst kind
732
00:25:56,250 --> 00:25:57,980
cake not a joke that was the worst kind
of don't look at me you know I'm not
733
00:25:57,980 --> 00:25:57,990
of don't look at me you know I'm not
734
00:25:57,990 --> 00:26:05,880
of don't look at me you know I'm not
into all that stuff
735
00:26:14,250 --> 00:26:14,260
I'm amongst friends
736
00:26:14,260 --> 00:26:17,820
I'm amongst friends
so I can be on earth already God ever
737
00:26:17,820 --> 00:26:17,830
so I can be on earth already God ever
738
00:26:17,830 --> 00:26:19,160
so I can be on earth already God ever
felt more beautiful
739
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:19,170
felt more beautiful
740
00:26:19,170 --> 00:26:21,360
felt more beautiful
concretely you have to try one on its
741
00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:21,370
concretely you have to try one on its
742
00:26:21,370 --> 00:26:22,919
concretely you have to try one on its
most amazing its beards it's better than
743
00:26:22,919 --> 00:26:22,929
most amazing its beards it's better than
744
00:26:22,929 --> 00:26:25,650
most amazing its beards it's better than
anything horse be bit weird no
745
00:26:25,650 --> 00:26:25,660
anything horse be bit weird no
746
00:26:25,660 --> 00:26:29,610
anything horse be bit weird no
engagement ring hello there twice I will
747
00:26:29,610 --> 00:26:29,620
engagement ring hello there twice I will
748
00:26:29,620 --> 00:26:31,620
engagement ring hello there twice I will
I would like to try one on please really
749
00:26:31,620 --> 00:26:31,630
I would like to try one on please really
750
00:26:31,630 --> 00:26:34,260
I would like to try one on please really
oh sorry
751
00:26:34,260 --> 00:26:34,270
oh sorry
752
00:26:34,270 --> 00:26:36,799
oh sorry
and yes I think we might have something
753
00:26:36,799 --> 00:26:36,809
and yes I think we might have something
754
00:26:36,809 --> 00:26:48,900
and yes I think we might have something
size 10 10 - yes I think we've got one
755
00:26:48,900 --> 00:26:48,910
size 10 10 - yes I think we've got one
756
00:26:48,910 --> 00:27:00,779
size 10 10 - yes I think we've got one
in a 10 G
757
00:27:03,899 --> 00:27:03,909
almost friends so I can be honest I
758
00:27:03,909 --> 00:27:05,980
almost friends so I can be honest I
don't think I've ever felt more
759
00:27:05,980 --> 00:27:05,990
don't think I've ever felt more
760
00:27:05,990 --> 00:27:12,460
don't think I've ever felt more
beautiful no I look like a chiffon based
761
00:27:12,460 --> 00:27:12,470
beautiful no I look like a chiffon based
762
00:27:12,470 --> 00:27:15,750
beautiful no I look like a chiffon based
anaphylactic shock
763
00:27:17,710 --> 00:27:17,720
goodnight that's my mother walked past
764
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:19,670
goodnight that's my mother walked past
her she'd take the joy
765
00:27:19,670 --> 00:27:19,680
her she'd take the joy
766
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:24,890
her she'd take the joy
[Music]
767
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:11,170
[Music]
768
00:28:11,170 --> 00:28:12,400
[Music]
[Applause]
769
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:12,410
[Applause]
770
00:28:12,410 --> 00:28:18,230
[Applause]
[Music]
771
00:28:18,230 --> 00:28:18,240
[Music]
772
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:19,970
[Music]
[Applause]
773
00:28:19,970 --> 00:28:19,980
[Applause]
774
00:28:19,980 --> 00:28:25,380
[Applause]
[Music]
775
00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:34,690
just like me
776
00:28:34,690 --> 00:28:39,209
just like me
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