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Lana.
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Lana.
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Let me go ahead
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and save you the trouble
of shouting my name
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- like a shrill five-year-old...
- Shrill?
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...and point out
that I'm a little busy
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- doing both our jobs.
- Which I'd be helping you with
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if I could find
the goddamn cherries.
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- What cherries?
- The maraschino cherries, Lana. I...
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We are entering the atmosphere
of an uncharted planet
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at a couple thousand miles per hour
to check out a distress beacon,
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and you're talking to me
about cherries?
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She said. Dryly.
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Sorry. I didn't invent how
to make a whiskey sour, Lana.
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Here's an idea. Maybe try
inventing not doing that right now.
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God, lighten up.
It's a road trip.
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Who goes on a road trip
without a few cocktails?
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- Look...
- Trick question, Lana.
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- No one does.
- This isn't...
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The time to try new things.
Exactly.
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Especially when we're going
a thousand miles per...
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Goddamn it!
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System failure.
System failure.
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- Autopilot is out!
- I got it.
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- What is happening?
- What are they doing?!
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Goddamn it!
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- The hell's going on up there?
- Don't look at me!
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Talk to Captain Road Trip over here!
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What? Oh, how is this
suddenly my fault?
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We're coming in hot!
Everyone, hang on!
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Hey, if you happen to see
any cherries back there...
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- Oh, God, give it a rest!
- You give it a rest!
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- Ow!
- Holy shitsnacks!
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Never mind.
Found the cherries.
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10x06 - Road Trip
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sync & correction by f1nc0
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So, got some good news
and some bad news.
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Any chance you're gonna
tell us what it is?
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Oh. Right.
The bad news is,
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comms are dead
and the fuel cell's ruptured,
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so we're not going anywhere
anytime soon.
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Hang on. You mean
we're frickin' stranded?
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Not stranded, dummy.
He said "soon."
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- Though I technically meant "ever."
- Then what's the good news?
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Hmm. Guess it was
mostly just bad news.
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- Damn it, Krieger!
- God, relax. He said "mostly."
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So... completely inoperable.
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Um, what are you doing?
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Oh. Uh, since our insurance
claims keep getting denied,
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Ms. Archer has put me
in charge of the paperwork.
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Cause of accident:
barely functional alcoholism.
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- Hey!
- All right, listen up.
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Let's salvage what we can
from the shuttle
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and find the distress beacon.
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It's probably a downed ship, so
maybe there's a fuel cell we can use.
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Way ahead of you.
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On the "salvage what you can" part.
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- Unbelievable.
- Right?
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What are the chances
lemons would survive the...
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Can you please focus?!
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Why? Mother's
probably putting together
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a rescue plan as we speak.
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Mm. Should probably check
on why their comms are down.
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Meh.
Feels like it can wait.
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Everything can wait.
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Speaking of,
anybody want in on this?
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I'm about to make another batch.
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- Seriously?
- Road trip.
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Which we may be on forever
if we're stranded here.
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Oh, take it easy, Lana.
It'll be fine.
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And this blithe optimism
is based on what, exactly?
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Because this is me
we're talking about.
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- Wildly reassuring.
- Trust me on this.
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I have mastered the art
of blind luck.
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No offense to your blind luck,
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but it might be nice
to have a plan B.
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Why? Seriously,
do you have any idea
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how many times I should have
literally died in the last year?
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- Wow me.
- Krieger, tell her.
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Including that thing last week?
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Hey! This is totally safe, right?
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- Technically?
- As in "actually," Krieger!
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Kind of feels like probably.
To both of those.
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Whoa, whoa, wait!
What?!
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- Then nine.
- Boosh.
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- Please tell me there's a point.
- Point is, if you hit pause
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on your whole angry negativity thing...
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- Angry what?
- ...for, like, one second,
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you'd notice we always end up fine.
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Though we may be pushing
our luck at this point.
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Christ on a cracker.
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- Is this whole frickin' planet uphill?
- Jesus, is that a thing?
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At least it means we're not
totally lost going in circles.
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Though not
feeling entirely un-lost.
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We're not lost, idiots.
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I know how to work
the whatchamahickey.
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Really? Because "whatchamahickey"
doesn't inspire tons of confidence.
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- It's technically a whatchamacallit.
- Or am I being too negative?
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- When are you not?
- All the time, jackass!
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- Oh, and there's the angry part.
- Look...
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Face it, Lana. Angry's
basically your default setting.
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- Says who?
- Besides everybody?
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- Well, not everybody.
- Thank you!
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Just the people
who've actually met you.
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Yeah. Possibly a few others.
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Hey, assholes.
I'm not, like, perpetually angry.
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Really?
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- Yes, really.
- Scale of one to ten, Lana,
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how happy would you
say you are, in general?
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- Oh, easily a six.
- A six? Then what's a seven,
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- "Yay, I've got tons of cancer"?
- Like you're any better.
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Seriously?
I'm always a total nine.
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- Please.
- I'm buoyant, Lana,
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bordering on bubbly.
Listen to how I talk.
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- There's a tone.
- A tone?
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Yes, Lana, a tone. Notice how
my sentences go up at the end?
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Oh, yeah.
You mean like, "Shut the hell up"?
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Exac... Damn it.
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- Ow!
- Ha. Now I'm a seven, by the way.
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And now I'm a two.
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So which part of the
blind luck plan is this?
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Um, I think this is the part
where you sh...
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- ...it!
- Finally!
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Some frickin' downhill.
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Blind luck,
you are my spirit animal.
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Holy spacesnacks.
What the hell happened?
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Hopefully nothing a fuel cell
couldn't survive.
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Yeah, otherwise,
we're pretty much screwed.
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Easy, Debbie Downer.
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No one wants to go
to your dark place right now.
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- You know...
- Yeah, but she's right.
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We only have enough food
for a few days.
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Then what?
We sit around and starve?
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Please,
whoever survives the culling
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- will have plenty of food.
- The what?
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Uh, the culling? You know, where
people suffocate in their sleep
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with gross, sweaty socks
stuffed in their mouths or get
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accidentally stabbed in the
neck while they pee or whatever?
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- What?
- The details make it weird.
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Just the details?
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Section seven,
possible post-accident injuries.
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- Uh, that's "culling" with a "C," right?
- Look, idiots,
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there's got to be a fuel
cell around here somewhere.
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They're basically impossible
to destroy.
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Unless the pilot spills a cocktail
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- all over the flight controls.
- Yeah.
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But what are the odds
their pilot was that kick-ass?
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Perhaps better than you think.
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- Holy...
- Shitsnacks.
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- Ooh. Fascinating.
- Now I'm an eight.
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- How is this possible?
- It-it isn't.
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- This is insane.
- Obviously.
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I mean, who shaves off hair like this?
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Idiot.
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Okay, there's got to
be a logical explanation.
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Lana, there's nothing
logical about shaving...
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- Not talking about your hair, dumbass.
- None of this makes any sense.
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Uh, ever consider the fact
we're obviously ghosts
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looking at our own
stupid dead bodies?
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We're not ghosts, dick nuts.
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How do you... Ow!
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Buy a girl a drink first.
Jesus.
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Is anyone here familiar
with multiverse theory?
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How 'bout pretend we're not?
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Long story short, this
may be a parallel universe,
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- making these our doppelgangers.
- Doppel-what?
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- Sort of like everyone's alter egos.
- Not everyone's.
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Yeah.
Where's yours, Krieger?
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Huh.
Maybe doppel-Krieger survived.
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Yeah.
And maybe he killed everybody.
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Please,
why would I ever finally do that?
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What the hell?
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Mayday, mayday.
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This is Sterling Archer
of the MV Seamus,
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and we are going down.
Repeat, we are going down.
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Transmitting our location now.
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And, on a personal note,
whoever gets this,
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please know my only regret is...
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The hair, obviously.
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- Shut up. - Oh, come on.
- Shut up, man.
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...I wasn't able to save
my valiant crew.
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My dear friends, Cyril,
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Pam, Krieger,
Ray, Crystal...
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Oh, my God! Totally forgot
about the Crystal thing.
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...I love you all dearly.
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Truly the best friends
a guy could have.
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- Aw.
- Oh, my God, give me...
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Shut up!
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But, most of all,
I'll miss my wife, Lana.
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You're the greatest thing
that ever happened to me.
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I wrote you this poem
I want to read.
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It's called "I'll Never Stop..."
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"Totally Embarrassing Yourself"?
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- Come on!
- Oh, God!
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You realize, theoretically,
that was you, right?
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How?
He's nothing like me.
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Got a point. He did seem
entirely non-self-absorbed.
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- Exactly... Wait, what?
- And weirdly not a dick.
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You're weirdly not a dick.
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- Makes no sense.
- Yeah.
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That other Archer
was refreshingly friendly.
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- Yeah, like what you think matters, Cyril.
- And we're back.
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And is it just me,
or was that shaved head thing
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- super working?
- Totally.
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- Ka-sploosh!
- I was into it.
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Just sit there and be
into the non-hair-having,
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clearly castrated version of me
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while I go find a fuel cell to
get us all out of here, which,
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P.S., is pretty much
the opposite of self-absorbed!
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So, how's the bubbly thing going?
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- Still sporting that nine?
- No.
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"Are you making any of the following
claims for emotional distress?"
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Yes, yes, yes.
Well, these are all yes.
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Shit, I'm heavy.
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Incoming!
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So, I officially quit.
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And speaking of good news,
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I assume finding this
crammed up my ass qualified?
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Is that a fuel cell?
Oh, thank God.
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Shut up, Cyril.
You still don't matter.
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It's funny 'cause it's true.
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Okay, got some
good news and bad news.
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Bad news is, that thing's
not going anywhere.
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And the good news?
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Mm. I swear
I had something for this.
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- Krieger!
- Great.
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Making us pretty much screwed.
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- Easily a six.
- Shut it.
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- And let the culling begin!
- Okay.
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Maybe instead of culling each other,
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we should come up
with an actual plan.
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Like, obviously, someone
needs to go out there
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and distract that thing
while everyone else gets away.
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- And I vote Pam.
- What? Screw you, dick nuts.
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- What?
- Why me?
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Because look at you, Pam.
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That thing's not gonna want
to eat... that.
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00:12:25,291 --> 00:12:28,512
Well, you either! 'Cause who'd
want to eat a complete dick?
239
00:12:28,555 --> 00:12:32,733
- Just gonna softball it in like that?
- Sorry I didn't invent appetizing, Pam.
240
00:12:32,777 --> 00:12:35,301
Yeah, well,
I'm sorry we ended up
241
00:12:35,345 --> 00:12:37,521
with the complete
asshole version of you.
242
00:12:37,564 --> 00:12:40,959
Oh, what? You'd rather have
touchy-feely bald guy?
243
00:12:41,003 --> 00:12:42,412
- Yep, yep, yep.
- 100%.
244
00:12:42,447 --> 00:12:44,745
- No contest.
- Fine. Know what?
245
00:12:44,789 --> 00:12:47,139
You want him?
246
00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:51,883
Then come and get him!
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00:12:51,926 --> 00:12:53,144
Boom! Wordplay!
248
00:12:53,145 --> 00:12:55,626
Now run, idiots!
249
00:13:01,023 --> 00:13:04,069
- So, was it weird?
- Probably.
250
00:13:04,113 --> 00:13:06,071
Wait, what are we talking about?
251
00:13:06,115 --> 00:13:08,639
You know, watching your alter ego
get eaten by a giant lizard.
252
00:13:08,682 --> 00:13:11,163
Please, if that guy
was really my alter ego, Lana,
253
00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:12,903
he would have been something
really cool,
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00:13:12,904 --> 00:13:15,211
like a secret agent
or a private detective or a...
255
00:13:22,392 --> 00:13:25,394
Oh, my God!
You guys are alive!
256
00:13:25,395 --> 00:13:28,267
- Archer!
- Oh, God. Get it off.
257
00:13:28,311 --> 00:13:29,833
And your hair!
258
00:13:29,834 --> 00:13:32,141
- Right?
- It's glorious!
259
00:13:32,184 --> 00:13:35,578
Aw. Wait a minute.
Doppelganger multiverse theory?
260
00:13:35,579 --> 00:13:39,713
- Exactly.
- And the rest of my crew's... dead?
261
00:13:39,757 --> 00:13:42,455
- Exactly.
- Oh, like you didn't kill them.
262
00:13:42,499 --> 00:13:43,499
What?
263
00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:45,284
Why would I ever do that, finally?
264
00:13:45,328 --> 00:13:46,328
- Right?
- Besides...
265
00:13:46,329 --> 00:13:49,680
You know what? What do you say
we take this half-assed reunionon
266
00:13:49,681 --> 00:13:53,031
the road before that tyrannosaurus
whatever shows up for seconds?
267
00:13:53,075 --> 00:13:54,336
- Fascinating.
- What?
268
00:13:54,337 --> 00:13:56,513
Our Lana had a lot of angry energy, too.
269
00:13:56,556 --> 00:13:59,342
- Ha! Hilarious.
- Oh, is it?
270
00:13:59,385 --> 00:14:01,344
And that was no
Tyrannosaurus rex you saw.
271
00:14:01,387 --> 00:14:05,086
I mean, unless a T. rexis
capable of camouflaging itself
272
00:14:05,087 --> 00:14:08,786
perfectly in any surroundings
with chameleon-like...
273
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:14,139
Oh, shit.
It's right behind me, isn't it?
274
00:14:24,467 --> 00:14:29,124
So, how's that whole
blind luck thing working out?
275
00:14:31,387 --> 00:14:33,433
No! Me!
276
00:14:39,047 --> 00:14:40,265
You tell me.
277
00:14:49,492 --> 00:14:51,233
Uh, I mean, seriously, Lana,
278
00:14:51,277 --> 00:14:53,801
at some point, you really got
to ask yourself...
279
00:14:53,844 --> 00:14:56,928
- It's not the time.
- ...if maybe the luckiest spot
280
00:14:57,032 --> 00:15:00,199
in the galaxy
is standing right next to me.
281
00:15:00,242 --> 00:15:02,201
Got a whole bunch of wedding
photos that say otherwise.
282
00:15:02,244 --> 00:15:04,203
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
283
00:15:05,682 --> 00:15:07,379
We have wedding photos?
284
00:15:07,380 --> 00:15:09,991
Oh, yeah. Big box of 'em
labeled "Cautionary Tale,"
285
00:15:10,035 --> 00:15:12,080
which is what this whole
thing's gonna turn into
286
00:15:12,124 --> 00:15:15,579
if we can't find our way
back to the ship.
287
00:15:15,823 --> 00:15:19,087
- How the hell?
- I've learned not to ask.
288
00:15:19,131 --> 00:15:21,046
Now, let's get the hell out of here.
289
00:15:21,089 --> 00:15:22,524
Wait, what are you talking
about? We can't just fly off.
290
00:15:22,525 --> 00:15:23,787
What? Then why have I been
291
00:15:23,788 --> 00:15:26,267
lugging this thing around
all this time?
292
00:15:26,268 --> 00:15:28,357
No. I mean
we can't just leave everyone.
293
00:15:28,401 --> 00:15:30,142
Of course we're not, Lana.
294
00:15:30,185 --> 00:15:32,927
Assuming they get here on time.
295
00:15:32,971 --> 00:15:35,146
- Wow. Such an asshole.
- What?
296
00:15:35,147 --> 00:15:38,150
Could you try not being
completely consumed with yourself
297
00:15:38,193 --> 00:15:42,458
- for once in your life?
- Why?
298
00:15:44,112 --> 00:15:46,288
Wait, I don't want
to go wandering around
299
00:15:46,332 --> 00:15:49,161
a man-eating jungle
and suddenly I'm the asshole?
300
00:15:49,204 --> 00:15:51,990
How does that even work?
301
00:15:54,731 --> 00:15:56,690
Oh, I know.
302
00:15:56,733 --> 00:15:59,040
Maybe I should shave my head
and take up poetry
303
00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:03,175
and see how many things I can
rhyme with "soul-sucking" and...
304
00:16:03,218 --> 00:16:05,699
Lana!
305
00:16:05,742 --> 00:16:08,658
Psst! Lana!
306
00:16:08,702 --> 00:16:10,443
What are you guys doing?
307
00:16:10,486 --> 00:16:13,663
Well,we were hiding from
that stupid, giant lizard thingy.
308
00:16:13,707 --> 00:16:16,318
But now, thanks
to your loud-as-shit ass...
309
00:16:16,362 --> 00:16:18,668
Not so much.
310
00:16:20,583 --> 00:16:24,422
- Holy...
- Shit. Oh, wait.
311
00:16:26,111 --> 00:16:28,504
Ow!
What are you doing, woman?!
312
00:16:28,548 --> 00:16:33,640
Besides pissing it off even more!
And totally killing our earballs!
313
00:16:33,683 --> 00:16:35,946
- What?
- See?!
314
00:16:37,122 --> 00:16:39,167
Goddamn it!
315
00:16:48,263 --> 00:16:50,309
Good God.
What the hell's it doing now?
316
00:16:50,352 --> 00:16:52,224
I don't know, moving on to plan B?
317
00:16:52,267 --> 00:16:55,575
Yeah, "B," as in "burying us alive!"
318
00:17:04,323 --> 00:17:06,976
Okay.
Who brought the dog?
319
00:17:15,203 --> 00:17:16,769
Damn it!
320
00:17:22,428 --> 00:17:23,950
No!
321
00:17:52,632 --> 00:17:56,505
Well, look who decided
not to be a total dick.
322
00:17:56,549 --> 00:17:59,160
Just couldn't leave
my buddy Cyril behind.
323
00:17:59,204 --> 00:18:01,683
- Wait, really?
- Of course not, idiot.
324
00:18:01,684 --> 00:18:05,166
And yet you had the time
to stop and make a cocktail.
325
00:18:05,210 --> 00:18:08,169
God, you are
just so glass half-empty.
326
00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:12,253
Ooh, actually, me, too.
So just gonna freshen this up.
327
00:18:22,792 --> 00:18:25,404
Item one.
328
00:18:25,447 --> 00:18:27,406
- Item what?
- Yeah, what are we even doing?
329
00:18:27,449 --> 00:18:29,408
It's called an agenda.
330
00:18:29,451 --> 00:18:31,192
- For what?
- So confused right now.
331
00:18:31,236 --> 00:18:35,065
I swear, you people!
Item one.
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00:18:35,109 --> 00:18:37,285
The insurance company
has officially deemed
333
00:18:37,329 --> 00:18:39,331
the Seamus II a total loss,
334
00:18:39,374 --> 00:18:43,770
so this little enterprise may
actually turn a profit this year.
335
00:18:43,813 --> 00:18:46,076
What are you talking about?
336
00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:48,340
- The other crew.
- Hang on. I thought those were
337
00:18:48,383 --> 00:18:50,342
our parallel universe doppel-bangers.
338
00:18:50,385 --> 00:18:53,867
Oh, for the love of...
Those were clones, you idiots.
339
00:18:53,910 --> 00:18:56,870
I had you people cloned
in your sleep.
340
00:18:56,913 --> 00:18:59,307
- Why?
- To double productivity, dear.
341
00:18:59,351 --> 00:19:04,486
- It was Krieger's idea.
- Oh, did I obviously forget
342
00:19:04,530 --> 00:19:06,488
- to mention that?
- Yep.
343
00:19:06,532 --> 00:19:10,013
So wait till you see
what we do to you in your sleep.
344
00:19:10,057 --> 00:19:13,147
Now I'm a nine.
345
00:19:14,071 --> 00:19:18,853
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