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Man, I hate math.

It's so complicated, so hard. Why do they don't even need it in life?

Oh, why did I come back to school?

Oh, Jesse!

Hey, Professor the Math.

Seriously?

Why are you calling me professor?

Because you're my teacher.

I am also your mother -in -law. You've been married to my daughter for years

now.

I know, but I just don't want anybody to play favoritism or just think that I

get special attention just because you're my mother -in -law.

Well, you know what?

Today, it's a Saturday, right?

There's nobody here, so you don't need to worry about that, huh?

So no more professor.

So what do you want me to call you?

You can call me mom.

You can call me Siren.

If you still want to be a little more professional, you can call me Ms.

That's fine. Ms. Demare.

Okay.

And mentioning school Saturday, where is Holly?

I have no idea. She left, actually.

She did?

Yeah.

You don't know where she went?

No, we don't communicate, but I give her her space.

I know. That is one thing she loves about you. Yeah.

So what are you studying?

Math.

super complicated and it sucks.

It sucks, huh? Yeah.

Well, here, scoot over.

Let's see what you got going on.

Alright. So, what are you working on?

Well, actually right now we're doing algebra and I don't understand why the

x's and the y's and the plus and everything.

Oh, that's easy.

You just got all of these different logarithms and mathematical equations

and everything.

You just have to remember which number plugs into where. You know, it's not

hard.

Let's go geometry instead of algebra.

Okay. Geometry, right here.

Mm -hmm.

I like shapes better than I like numbers.

Okay. So...

And you're a little more of an artistic mind. Yes. What can you teach me about

shapes? About shapes? Well, there's all sorts of shapes.

There's rectangles, like, you know, the cushion on the couch.

You see, I mean, really, even the fountain's kind of a triangle.

You have round shapes.

I like round shapes better. Do you? Yeah.

Okay, dealing with circumference, diameter.

Yeah, that's cool. Do you get that?

Are you still kind of struggling on that?

A little struggling, but, like, I'm sure a couple private lessons or, like, a

lesson like this is good for my health, and it just makes me understand shapes

better. Private lessons? Private lessons. Well, I mean, you know, usually

there's more stupid than... Whoa.

Well, you said you didn't mind private lessons.

Yeah, I know, but, like, what if your daughter comes back?

Well, you said Holly took off, so...

I don't know.

And besides, we're studying geometry, right?

Yeah. And shapes.

I mean, what better shape do you see? Do you like circles?

That is wrong.

What? Are they not circles?

They are super fucking nice circles.

Actually, I never... I mean, there's actually... And if you look, you've got

three circles.

Three? Yeah.

You have a little one. Okay. A middle -sized one. And a great big one. Oh.

Is there a special name for that in geometry?

Or just say titties? Just titties, I think. It's cool.

I mean, you know, you can... Can I shake?

Yeah, do you want to feel? Because it might help you with the... My brain will

connect. Yeah, touch, and then you can kind of gauge circumference.

Yeah, see?

I think there's other shapes forming up.

Are there? Really?

You think so?

A little bit.

Maybe. No, don't worry about that. It's Saturday, remember?

Oh, there we go.

Oh, one of my shapes are getting really hard.

Okay, maybe both of them.

Oh, my God.

You are something else.

I'm sure the apple doesn't fall from the tree.

Holly attack you from time to time. She does not piss like you do.

No, no, I had to buy these.

Would you like him to have tips like these?

Yeah, actually.

I love big titties.

She's got a beautiful body, though.

You like mine?

I like yours too.

That's the shape I was talking about. Is this one here?

I think it's called a submarine.

Oh, is that a cylinder?

A submarine is good.

That could be a submarine.

Let me see if it's shaped like a submarine.

Is it shaped like a submarine?

Yeah.

If she comes back, I'll have to put everything real fast.

Oh, knowing her, she probably went shopping.

Yeah. And then she got tired of studying.

Studying is fun, isn't it?

Do you mind if I keep your submarine too? Go ahead.

I'm not allowed to go in there?

It's just like that.

Bye.

You want these off?

I don't know what I'm looking at you I'm here

Can you hear them?

Come on.

Come on.

Come here.

Come on.

Big dick inside you. Oh god, I feel that big dick inside me.

You're taking way better than your daughter. Oh, I do.

Well, you are big.

I'm watching your ass right now.

Thank you.

I don't want to fucking ride you.

Are you a magician on top of a teacher?

Oh, my God.

Multitalented. You just outdone your daughter ten times.

Oh, I like that.