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[Star] All right, sunglasses, flip-flops,

colorful umbrella, and a cooler stocked with snacks.

I am so ready for this day!

Hey, I know that picture is from the future,

but how come I'm not in it?

You're gonna be the one taking the photo, silly goose.

Oh! Well, yeah. No, that makes sense.

I do have a better eye for composition.

-[door opens] -[Marco] Hey, guys?

No making fun.

[click]

[laughing]

Uh, Marco, what's going on, uh, here?

I couldn't find my swimsuit,

so Eclipsa let me borrow one of Globgor's old ones.

Instant classic.

Yeah, I didn't think this would work.

[knock on door]

Star, um, could I borrow you for a moment?

Of course!

You guys, keep on packing up snacks.

I'll be right back.

Sorry to take you away from your friends,

but I'm in a bit of a bind at the moment.

[gasp]

[vortex rumbling]

[Star] Is that... Rhombulus?!

What did you do to him?

It's been so long since I've wielded magic,

things got a little out of hand.

It's far worse than I ever meant.

In the heat of the moment, one spell led to another, and...

Whoa, whoa, whoa, back up and explain, please.

All I did was ask Rhombulus

if he would use his powers to free Globgor from his crystal.

But he got mad, heated words were exchanged,

yadda, yadda, yadda...

-I think he might be dead. -What?!

Well, dead or in a dreamless sleep forever.

I'm not sure which.

I didn't know what to do, so I brought him back here.

Whoa, whoa, wait. Didn't the entire kingdom see you do that?

Oh, no, I'm pretty sneaky.

Any progress, Glossaryck?

Progress? [laughing]

I don't work for you.

Poke.

-[phone ringing] -Hold on a second, will you?

Hey, uh, Star? Glossaryck let me borrow

one of his swim trunks, but I think they're too small.

They look great on him!

Huh? Glossaryck?

Are you in two places at once?!

Sometimes...

...one place isn't interesting enough.

Can I just get your opinion on these trunks before we go?

Marco, I am busy! Just pick a swimsuit!

Okay, here we go, Glossaryck.

How do we fix this?

I dunno. I told Eclipsa to ask you.

What?! I can't fix this!

Ugh! Eclipsa, can't you just undo your spells?

You know, in reverse?

In reverse. Of course.

I don't know why I didn't think of that.

Thank you, Star.

I knew you'd have the answer.

[softly] Bubble-Bubble Toil and Struggle.

Cold Shoulder Ice Storm.

Poison Gas Manipulation.

[coughing]

Sorry about that.

And... Dreamless Sleep.

[groaning]

Hmm.

[Snakes moaning]

Hmm?! Eclipsa!

-Aaah! -[clank]

Aaaaah!

-[thud] -[groans]

You! You did this to me!

You Rhomb-napped me!

Okay, and you gotta fix his hands.

Aw... that's my Ouroboros spell

I'm proud of that one.

Eclipsa...

Okay, fine.

Ouroboros.

[Snakes gasp for air]

[panting]

You're nuts, lady!

You have venom on your face.

Rrrrrr!

I think you owe him an apology

Look, I'm sorry, Rhombulus.

I didn't mean for things to get so out of hand.

Well, I'm sorry your monster husband

is a Mewman-eatin' menace!

No, Rhombulus! Stop for one second!

She's trying to apologize!

Exactly. I'm sorry that Rhombulus doesn't know

how to use his inside voice!

Globgor hasn't eaten a Mewman since before we started dating!

Yeah! Wait, what?

Once Globgor and I fell in love, he became a vegetarian.

Just for me!

He wouldn't eat a Mewman if he was starving

and it came with a side of ranch!

A likely story.

Cool it, you two!

Eclipsa, it's fair that you would want your hubby back.

And, Rhombulus, you and the rest of the Magical High Commission

have your reasons for not wanting to free Globgor.

But you both just gotta talk it out.

You probably won't reach an agreement overnight.

It might take years!

But it is the grown-up thing to do.

Now, are we all grown-ups here?

-[Rhombulus] Yes! -[Eclipsa] Yes!

That's right.

Oh, wait, except I'm still a teenager,

so I'm gonna go.

Hey, Marco! Strap Tom to that wagon,

'cause I am ready to hit the beach!

-[crash] -[gasp]

Mewman-eater! Mewman-eater!

Crystal-headed tyrant!

-That's it! -[phone beeps]

Macaroon Mele Swarm!

Aah!

Megaaaa Narwhal Blast!

I liked you better when you were sleeping.

Spiral Hypno Slumber!

Nice try. Hypno Spells bounce right off.

Aaah!

Oh, dear!

[snoring]

Hey, Star? Uh, Tom likes 'em,

but I think Glossaryck's trunks are cutting off my circulation.

Would your dad mind if I borrowed his loincloth?

[sighs]

[snoring]

[Marco] Star! Wake up!

[groaning]

My legs! Ohh! So tingly!

Dude! You'll never guess where I found your swimsuit.

Aw, look what you did to Star!

Low Self-Esteem Nightmare Dream.

[grunts]

Monkey stole 'em! [laughing]

[chattering]

Is that... me?

Am I wearing... make-up?

I am!

And-- and boots?!

I mean, what am I thinking?

Marco, am I ridiculous?

You look fine, dude.

Oh, no.

I have terrible taste in fashion and friends!

Oh!

I won't miss again!

Low Self-Esteem Nightmare Dream!

[whimpering]

Wait a second. Are these my muscles?

I'm not buff enough!

I gotta work out!

[straining, groans]

-One, two, three... -[Marco groaning]

-[shrieking] -[Glossaryck laughing]

Star, wake up! Hah!

Ugh! What happened?

Aah! Loincloth?!

What the heck is going on?!

[Rhombulus] Eighty, ninety...

Super Sonic Leach Bomb!

-[beeping] -[all screaming]

Aaah! Ugh!

[groaning]

-Uh! Huh? Oh, no! -[crystal shatters]

My other crystal Nipple Demon!

I still wasn't sure which one was evil.

-[evil laughter] -Huh?

-[slap] -Aaaah!

[monkey chattering]

[thud]

-[voices screaming] -[horse whinnying]

-[crash] -[monkey shrieking]

-[horse whinnying] -[voices screaming]

Pretty sure that was the good Nipple Demon.

Yeah, I think we can let him go.

That's it! We can't have Nipple Demons running all over the place!

-Tom?! -What?!

Take this sweaty teen out of here.

It's not my fault this swimsuit's too tight.

Mama's gotta deal with these babies.

Hey! No more!

-What? -[pop]

Look, this thing is gettin' out of hand.

Why're you telling me? She's the evil one!

I should just recrystallize her like her freak husband!

Dude, saying stuff like that

is probably why this is happening.

She's the one who started it!

[magical sound]

Uh, Rhombulus?

Eclipsa!

What was that?!

[Rhombulus] Uh... huh?

What?!

Eclipsa?

[Rhombulus] Uh... uh...

Why are there so many holes in my face?!

[Right Snake] I don't like this!

[Left Snake] Everything's so dark and cold!

[Eclipsa groaning]

Eclipsa!

[Eclipsa] Okay, j-j-just hold on!

Aah! Oof!

You have no idea what you're doing!

Aah! Oooh!

Eclipsa, stop!

Ohh!

Oh, man, that had to hurt!

[laughing]

[Snakes laughing]

That was your body, you idiot.

Eclipsa,

what are you doing?

[Eclipsa] I'm sorry, Star. There's no other way.

This is not the way to get what you want!

[gasp]

You can't just take someone else's body like this.

It's gross! Ugh!

How is anyone supposed to trust you

if you use spells like that?!

How am I supposed to trust you?

[powering down]

[sigh] You're right.

[magical sound]

-[Rhombulus] Huh? -[Snakes] Oh, my gosh!

We're back! All right!

-Yah! Huh! -What?!

Hey, Rhombulus. You okay?

Let's see. I was just violated by dark magic.

What do you think?

I-- I'm sorry, Rhombulus.

This isn't over, Mewman-eater!

Oh, I almost forgot.

Hah!

He's never getting out of that crystal.

Thank you, Star.

I just wanted so badly for Globgor to be free.

But you're right.

The kingdom comes first.

[sigh]

-[water boiling] -Whoa!

I still think it's too warm.

Nah, if it's boiling, it's just right.

Dude.

What's-- What's going on here?

Is this-- Is this what bro time is?

What? No.

While you were still with Eclipsa,

we decided why not still have a beach day?

Aw, you guys! You didn't have to do this!

We just wanted to do something to make your day better.

-[chattering] -Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

[holding back tears]

Star, are you okay?

Yeah, I'm okay.

It's-- It's-- It's just so sweet!

Awww! Happy beach day, Star.

Hey, Marco, did you ever find that swimsuit?

Uh, yeah, I did.

It just looks better on somebody else.

[shrieking]

♪ She's a princess winning battles ♪

♪ Through the break of dawn ♪

♪ Don't worry when it's night ♪

♪ 'Cause she will keep the lights on ♪

♪ Ohh, there goes a shining star ♪

-♪ Evil won't deter her ♪ -♪ No, sir! ♪

♪ 'Cause magic flows through her ♪

♪ Star Butterfly ♪

♪ She is a shining sta-a-r ♪