All language subtitles for Kerma.aka.Deception.S01E02.Well.Begun.Is.Half.Done

- Drop the gun!
- Get the fuck out of here!

What happened?

Kube got shot.

Riku, what are you doing
tomorrow night?

"Hey Bojan, lend me 20 grand.
And how about paying it back?

You have one week
to get the money.

- Are you two...?
- Not like that.

Rich whore... Do they think
I became rich by whoring?

Or that I whore
even though I'm rich?

Why waste time on paintings
when the end game's on the table?

- We agreed you'd wipe those photos.
- Calm down.

Get time alone with that chick.
Put a bag over her head.

Take her to the warehouse.

We wait until
the money's in our account..

Everyone lives happily ever after.

Or do you have a better idea?

- What do you need?
- A screwdriver.

There.

It'll be pretty small.

It's big enough to sit and lie in.

Anyone could do
two, three days in it.

I've been thinking maybe we should
kidnap Anttu Silvennoinen instead.

What's wrong with the princess?

Silvennoinen's family
has an investment company.

They'd have cash on hand.

Then there's Joakim Holm

His family's got a fuckload of real estate
he gets dividends from...

Riku.

Seriously. You think a heavy guy
is better than that chick?

How are you going
to drag a bag weighing 90 kilos?

Our target is Linda Knauss.
Full stop.

- Do we have any suit bags?
- They're behind my winter coats.

Shall we go?

Just a second. I'm just
quickly checking these notes.

Knauss Logistics Ltd Board Meeting

I've been doing some reading..

On BDSM

I'm willing to try out some stuff.

But we should agree
on it in advance.

Why raise this again?

I just...
- I've already said I'm sorry.

Yeah, yeah.

My point is if there's something
you want to try, let's talk about it.

Can you please stop?
Like I said, I got carried away.

I've been stressed,
if you haven't noticed.

What do you think about when
you screw me with an empty gaze?

Or who?

I'm going to check these notes now.
Won't be long.

- Hi! Thank you for the lovely card..
- Is that Maryam?

I brought this to work
to show it to my colleagues

but they said
"Who sends cards any more?"

But you're really sweet.

I'd ask you how you're doing,
but you probably wouldn't tell me.

I hope you're doing better.
Send my regards to Riku.

Keep him honest.

All right, bye now.

What card did she mean?

It was her birthday!

Kube. If Riku's leaving,
let's quickly do a video.

About what?

About planning your training.
But if I can't train..

Then let's talk about rehab

- From gunshot wounds?
- No, muscle injuries.

People will wonder if we don't post.

People? You mean your mum
and her friend Ritta?

Okay. A, we have more
than 2000 subscribers.

We were a top 10 MMA channel
before you two ruined everything.

B, we have to act normal.

Nothing changes
before we kidnap someone.

And C...

Screw you!

I managed to get this stuff for free.

I'll be off, then.

Keep going! One more minute!

Use your back! Good.

Lift that kettlebell!

Guys, jump higher!

Ten more!

Great!

Four, three, two, one!

Well done.

You too.

Did you see that?
Did Heidi give me a wink?

Maybe.

Thanks.

If I order you a taxi,
you can run straight to it.

Sorry?

- You wanted to run away from your family
- Yes. Where shall we go?

- Hanko.
- No, too many acquaintances.

I'll think of something else.
I can take this.

Thank you.
- It's all right.

Nice boy.

Thank you.

Everyone is present.

At this table, we focus
on the agenda, not devices

Let's start.

Hi. Sorry it took so long.
I came as soon as I could.

Find out anything new?

I found out that Anttu Silvennoinen

has a crush on
the yoga app babe, Heidi.

And she's Linda Knauss's best friend

What about places Linda goes?

She was stressed about
a company meeting.

How did she get there?

Think she took her own car
to their head office.

Let's find out if there's CCTV
in the company car park.

- I hope you brought your phone home.
- Yeah. Why?

You kept those clown clothes on.

What if I run into one of them?
Where? Our local corner store?

Point 8, corporate social responsibility.

Knauss Logistics complies with
its social responsibility plan,

which can be found
on our website at...

We can all probably read it there.

Anything else?

Actually, I have a question for the CEO.

The CSR plan states
that Knauss Logistics' values

are fairness and equality.

How is this evident in practice?

Well, obviously Knauss's operations
are fair and equal.

This plan has operated for three years

Over that time, the company
has hired 128 new employees

How have fairness and equality
been observed in these recruitments?

There's a description
of the sustainability plan...

So you have complied with the plan
by following the plan?

- If you have a concrete question...
- Yes, I do.

What is the percentage of women
among management at Knauss?

I don't have the figures now..

Please review the matter, Moisio,
and report to us without delay.

Let's continue.
We have a long agenda today.

Point 9

Linda!

Wait a minute.

- So...
- Sorry.

I should have
asked you earlier if I can..

That was bloody great, Linda!

You showed the CEO
that he works for the board

- Not the other way round.
- I didn't mean to lecture him

The matter's settled now.

Hello?

Hi, it's Anttu.

Hi! What's up?

We all loved that
you joined us for dinner.

Are you busy next weekend?

Ah, not really.

I've invited Heidi, Linda and Joakim
to my summer house. Want to come?

Hi. I have some good news
and some bad news.

Hi. I have some good news.

And some news that's not so good...

We've had to cancel
Kube's match in Lahti.

But the good news is he's training
and his thigh injury is healing.

Fucking A!

Thanks a lot. I'm recording!

Oh. Sorry.

You won't believe this

- Riku, what the hell?
- Hi.

Where did you get the car?
Here. Happy birthday.

A bit late, though.

Okay. Thank you.

Fancy.
- I bought it.

- Wow.
- It's real.

- A real what?
- I don't know. Stone maybe?

Whatever.
The point is it's not some trinket.

Take it back.
- I bought it.

Good. Take it back anyway.

Can't I give my little sister a present?

You can take me out for coffee

- Or call me on my actual birthday.
Come on.

What's going on?
Why do you have this car?

You haven't stolen it, have you?
No, it's a rental.

- You've found a girl.
- No, I haven't. Take it.

Sell it. I don't care.

You always act goofy like this
when you're seeing someone.

You doing okay?
Can you hear me, Riku?

Great. Bang the door properly.

Open the fucking door.

What are you doing?
Stop screwing around!

- I'm not, you idiot!
- Why'd you lock me in?

Hi.

Hi.

Here are the phones. Keep them on
and with you at all times.

- So we can start anytime.
- I've opened the Bitcoin wallet.

Good. Any chance we can
grab the princess at the cottage?

It's on an island.

Then we use a boat.

I'm getting the fentanyl today.

It's a pity she's engaged

Otherwise, Riku could take her
out on a date and inject her...

Speaking of which...

These needles are short
so they won't snap so easily.

- But you need practice.
- How the fuck do I practise?

I read somewhere that
you can mix Oxys with water.

You can inject them in me.

When we get the money,
we'll get you fixed up first thing.

First thing, we'll bloody
disappear from here.

We'll spend a couple of years in Asia,
until the dust settles.

Hi

Hello!

You came after all.

- Of course.
The extra guy.

Jump on board.

Hi.

Linda, is this your boat?

It's Jokke's, but he doesn't
know how to pilot.

I know how. Just turn the throttle
and follow the line on the screen.

I prefer sailing.

- How long is the trip?
- Fifteen minutes or so.

Enough time for a beer.

What the hell?

Great! Welcome.
- It's great to be here again.

I hope you didn't let Jokke steer?

Of course not.

- Can Linda and I take the big bedroom?
Sure.

What's up, man?
I'm all right. Thanks for the invite.

Nice house.

It's good we're an odd number
so it's not like a couples' trip.

Right.

But maybe you could help me a little.
With Heidi.

Help yourselves. Please.

A toast to the end of summer.
Or how do you say it?

I've waited for this for so long.
- Let's drink to that.

Cheers.

Shall we go for a swim?

I never swim in Finland

It's cold.

- Is he serious?
- Apparently.

- What is he doing?
- The water's like ten degrees.

Linda...

Linda, what are you doing?

Thanks.

- You've got a lot of ink.
- Yeah, I've racked them up.

- What's that one?
- This?

It's quite a ghetto design.

Yes, I lost a bet in Bangkok once.

Let's say that SangSom whisky
and Thai boxing were involved.

I've thought about having it removed,
but then why should I?

Maybe you should have.

- Can I lend a hand?
- No, I'm almost done here.

Okay.

Have you known Anttu for long?
Yes. Why?

Just wondering
if you two have a thing going.

- Why?
- Anttu's a great t guy, that's all.

- I'm surprised he's still single.
- Okay.

Honey, shall we...?

Riku's away. We're all alone.

My leg's felt really good today.
I haven't needed any pills.

And you look really good.

How tall is this chick?
What?

I can't find
any information on her size.

She's probably shorter than you.
How come?

Just wondering how much fentanyl
we have to give her.

Chill, baby.

We'll soon either
have 3 million or end up in jail.

Depending on if we get things right.

I'd rather get things right
if that's okay.

Yes, fine.

It's hard to relax
when we have to be ready.

Riku might text us any minute

That's a good point.

What do you think about Riku?

- I don't like him.
- Oh? Why?

He seems to be so out of place.

There's something sweet about him.

Really?

He gave me this weird speech
about how great Anttu is.

I'm wondering,
maybe he's attracted to Anttu?

- Shit.
- What?

Dad sent me a message.
I have to go to work tomorrow.

What? It was terrible.

Oh, darling. Okay...

Now that we're all here...

I propose we raise a toast to love.

Linda.
- No, thanks.

Why?
You can't not toast to love.

Grab your glass.
Don't talk to me like that.

I'd love to join you,
but I have to go in the morning

- What?
- Yes, Dad just messaged me.

Have a small drink to love then?

All right.

To love.

Anttu, what do you think of Krista?
She's single again.

- She'd be great.
- Yeah, right.

If you take her out, make sure
she sees the price of the wine.

A big 'no'. I don't like her
and don't want her hanging with us.

Who do you permit Anttu
to sleep with, then?

I don't know.
Do you have any suggestions, Riku?

- For what?
- Do you know anyone for Anttu?

Well...

I believe Anttu could
make lots of people happy.

Different people, regardless of
sex and age, all at once.

- Stop ribbing me.
- Are you seeing someone, Riku?

- A relationship or..
- Not right now.

What's up with your neck?

What?
- There's a mark or bruise on your neck.

I don't know. Maybe I overdid
my push I presses...

Okay. It's odd you held the bar
against your Adam's apple.

- Whose phone is that?
- Jokke's.

- What's that?
- It's...

- That's not your phone.
- Sorry, it's from work.

But it's not your phone.

It's so old you could
play Snake on it.

BabaJohn
Your last delivery was short again.

BabaJohn: If we don't get our pills,
we'll resort to rough measures.

What?

Where did you get that phone?

It's just a work phone.

Why haven't I seen it before?

I don't know.
Now you have.

I like to keep my jobs separate.

What jobs?
You work for my dad at Knauss.

- Yes, and this phone is for one project.
- A phone for one project?

Yes. That's right.

Okay. Weird.

Maybe I can be weird too.

All right, then.

What is it?

- Whatever.
- Linda...

- I'm glad I've got work tomorrow.
- Where's Jokke?

Bojan's impatient. Kube's gone
to calm him. Are we ready to roll?

Good to see you.

Need some?

Thanks.

Kube, we're friends

And Bojan thinks you're okay.

But your brother, he's screwing us.

And Bojan's upset about it.

How upset?

Okay.

It's a shame Linda's leaving tomorrow.
It's been a good time.

We're not friends even t though
Anttu brought you here.

Sorry to hear that. Really.

You seem like a great guy.
I would've liked to get to know you.

Oh, well...

Who the fuck do you think you are?

Sorry, Jokke.
I think this was the last beer.

Anttu, please stop.
We've already discussed this.

You're the smartest woman I know.

In fact, one of
the smartest people I know.

- Thank you.
- We're also sexually compatible.

What?

We're proven
to be sexually compatible.

It's important to like the same t things
like olives on a pizza.

I like olives, you like olives...

Anttu, we had a pizza together once,
ages ago,

We're a great match.

I'm single now, and you've
been solo for a long time..

What's the problem?
You should go to bed.

- I'm thinking of you.
- Oh, please!

You don't want to die alone.
Loneliness kills

It's more deadly than
a pack of cigarettes a day.

I'm going to bed now.
Good night.

- Good night.
- Night, Heidi.

Opportunity!
She's leaving alone in the morning.

That guy drank my last beer!

Oh, stop it.

- But he drank my last beer.
- Let it go already!

- Okay, then!
- Go to bed.

Good night to you too!

Hi.

Do you ever feel like
you have no control over your life?

Whatever you do...
I don't know.

Whatever you do,
everything turns out the same way.

Yes.

I don't know if this is crazy...

But I feel like
I'm in a tunnel or tube

and the walls keep closing in
and the tube is getting narrower.

- That doesn't sound good.
No.

You know,
people are great survivors.

They find solutions.

And they survive...

even though
their situation seems hopeless

It's happened to me too.
- Is that why you came to Finland?

Yes, in a way.

I'm sure you'll find
a way out of your tunnel.

You'll find...

an emergency exit.

- That's a comforting thought.
- Good.

- Thank you for that.
Thank you.

- For what?
- I don't know.

For being here.

What am I complaining about?

It's not like I have real problems

Good night, Riku.

Good night, Linda.

All right. Let's go through everything.

Nanna.

Full tank in the car?
Yes.

- Cable ties?
- Yes.

- Camera?
- Yes.

- Lots of tape?
- Yes.

-Enough syringes?
-Yes.

- Everything at the warehouse?
- Yes.

- Are you absolutely certain?
- Yes!

- Hi.
- Good morning.

Morning. Any chance
I could go back with you?

Yes, sure.

I have a meeting.

I'm sure they really miss you.

- What's wrong with you?
- What? It's good that they miss him.

Seriously. Can you let even
one nice word out of your mouth?

Linda. Everything's okay between us.
We had a great talk, right?

Nagging is caring, or whatever.

But shall we go? I think Anttu's ready.
Let's go.

You're looking good, Jokke.

Bye.

Thanks.

See you.

Thanks again, Anttu.
Will you find your way back?

- I can give you a ride if you want.
No need,

- I'd be happy to.
- Are you sure?

Okay.

Syringe on the left rear tyre

- Sorry it took me so long.
- No problem.

I've been thinking about last night

What we talked about...

- I'm regretting it a bit.
- I won't repeat what you said.

That's not what I meant.

I used to have a Mercedes too