All language subtitles for Kerma.aka.Deception.S01E01.Ugly.Porsche

Hey!

Who are you?

- Let's go!
- Get out!

- Put the fucking gun down!
- Get out of here!

- My fucking leg!
- Hang in there. Nanna's coming.

- Is it bad?
- I don't know.

Go, go, go.

- What happened?
- Kube got shot.

- Fuck, it's bleeding.
- The hospital, then?

Hell, no. I don't want jail time.

- Hi. You can leave your shoes there.
- Okay.

There!

It's easy. Your turn.

Hi.

- Introductory visit?
- Yes.

- I'm Daniel.
- Riku.

Right, Riku. You said
you moved to Helsinki recently.

From?

From abroad. Australia.
Just last week.

Nice. All right, gang!
This is Riku from Australia

This is Anttu, Heidi, Linda... Sipe...

Hi, dickheads.

Nice trousers.
Can you still breathe?

All right...
Great, Jokke's here too.

Today, we're doing overhead squats,
pull-ups and toes-to-bars.

Any objections?

No? Good!

Welcome to the Saturday grind.

Squat all the way down.

Great!

And an explosive push up.

Right! Your legs do most of the work,
your arms push at the end

Push your arms up straight
next to your ears.

If your technique doesn't hold up,
use smaller weights.

Riku, use some smaller weights.

A couple more

Great!

Keep going!

Looking good.

You only need to lift your foot a bit.

Hey, is everything okay?

Yeah, I came for my water.

Okay. If you haven't done that before
lighten your weights.

- We'll find your level.
- Yes.

See you there.

Daniel, I got a call from work.
I have to go. But I'll see you again.

Oh. Do you have time
to help Linda?

Some warming up.

- All right.
- Keep stretching.

Can you give me a boost?

- On three. One...
- Two, three.

Switch over if you get tired.

Press between the shoulder blades
Riku. That's right.

Lock your elbows.
Press hard to create space.

Go on, push harder.

- Yes.
- Okay.

Do you need help coming down?
No.

- Shit!
- What happened?

- Are you hurt?
- I don't know.

- What happened?
- My ankle.

- Honey, are you okay?
- She tripped on my foot.

Fucking idiot.

Let's try to lift you up.

Oh, fuck!

You should go for an X-ray.
Damn it.

I need to leave...

- It's your dad's party.
- Sorry.

I didn't mean it that way.

I'll take you to the doctor.
The party can wait.

- (Will ) you be okay?
- Yeah.

Shit. I can't find my car keys.

- I can drive
- No need. It's not that bad.

No, you should get checked.
Jokke, are you coming?

I can't fucking leave
without my car keys

Sorry, no need to be upset.

That's the whole point

Honey, you can get
addicted to these painkillers.

- I only took two today.
- Kube...

Okay, three.

Yes!

It was totally crazy at the gym.
I didn't get any of it.

Where's the car?

Did you take it to Bojan?
- Not yet.

Why not?

I screwed up.
Some chick fell down and hurt herself

So?

So it turned into a mess
and she had to go to the doctor.

- Where's the car?
- At the gym.

-Fuck! Did you hear that, Kube?
I-Yeah.

It's okay.
There were too many people.

We can go and find it.

- Can't see it.
- Let's check his home.

I'll find it.

I know where it is,
but you're paying for petrol.

Okay, okay.

Kube will buy us a place here
once he beats McGregor in UFC.

He's retired and we're a different class.

I know, I know.

That's not the point, baby

You've got to have dreams.

I'll take that and you take the next.

Then we'll hold totally
over-the-top barbecues.

Anything to get you two off my sofa.

Hey, I need to get my leg sorted
so I can train again.

- Of course.
- Shut up. There's the house.

- Right...
- Fuck this shit.

- Fuck.
- Can't see the Porsche...

- Let's try tomorrow.
- Yes, but...

- I'll pay for the petrol.
- You promised Bojan the car today.

- We're totally screwed.
- Fuck, I know!

He won't be happy.

How much do you owe him?
- I can't remember...

Twenty-four grand, right?

It's a lot.

Wait, Nanna. Stop.

Where are you going?

What's up with him?

Hi!

What are you doing here?

- Is it a good fit?
- I don't know.

It's good enough.

Look what I found.

I found this outside the gym.

I looked outside.

I thought you wanted it back
so I decided to bring it.

Here?

- Coach told me where.
- Thanks, Riku.

- Jokke was worried about it
- No problem.

- How's your ankle?
- It's all right. Just a sprain

- I'm sorry about that..
No worries.

You didn't try to steal my car?

In his world, this means
“thank you very much".

I thought about it,
but that car's not really my style.

Sorry, got to go.

- Have something to eat and drink.
- I probably need to go.

No, there's always time
for a glass of champagne.

- So where did you come from?
- Australia.

- Sydney?
- No, Brisbane.

I've never been there.
Have you been abroad for long?

Ten years maybe.
My family moved around a lot.

- Well, welcome back.
Thank you.

Why won't he answer?
Did he get caught?

You don't have any pills on you?

Damn it.

Let's go.
We might get caught too.

Brisbane.

Dad.

Yes?

I think I'd rather not join the board

- At least not yet.
- Linda. Let's not get into this.

Must you talk about the company
to our guests today?

Do you think I'd organise this circus
if I had nothing to announce?

- No one would know.
- I've prepared all the stakeholders.

The press release is going out in...
14 minutes.

Please come upstairs soon.

Dear friends!
May I have your attention, please?

All right. Let's start.

Traditions and continuity are
the cornerstones of our company.

That is why I'm extremely pleased
and proud to announce

that the nominations committee
has proposed the appointment

of a new board member.

This is where the drum roll comes in.

Dear friends, the new board member is...

Yes. Linda Knauss.

In addition to representing
the next generation

in our family company's success story
of over 120 years,

Linda has promised to entertain us
with a short artistic performance.

Linda.

What I don't understand about this is..

You gave the keys to the Porsche
to that arsehole?

I'll stink of that stuff.

It's your first sparring session in ages
and you're doing weed.

I had no option.

Couldn't you have got in and sped off?
Or just keep the key?

I froze.

I hope you had enough to eat!

Don't worry about the car.
I have a better idea.

- Calm down.
- You calm down!

- Hands off!
- Sit down.

What the fuck?
- Sit the fuck down!

What's up, guys?
Pirita, check the joint.

- I waited a long time yesterday.
We ran into problems.

- I thought t we were friends.
Of course we are

Why does everyone
screw each other over, then?

I had a buyer, transport,
everything ready for the car.

Now the buyer thinks I've screwed him,
and that I owe him.

We're really sorry.

- Your little brother too?
- Yes, him too.

I don't know. I think he's just
screwing me all the time.

“Hey, Bojan, lend me 20k to buy Bitcoin
You'll get ten per cent.

And when the time comes to pay?
Bitcoin's down, no can do.

That 20 grand would be 200
if you'd listened.

If you'd just waited
and let me hold them.

Does he sound sorry?

You weren't very sorry
when Kube got shot doing your heist.

It's not my fault you broke into
an occupied house.

Your cluelessness isn't on me.
Your brother's a fucking moron.

- How do you put up with him?
There's nothing here. Just shit.

Take the bike for parts.
- No. Nanna just got it.

Take the TV instead.

It's shit.

You need a better TV.

You have exactly
one week to get the money.

Yes...

I'd like to be consulted before
you set up an interview like this.

I'm sure it is normal, but I'm new
and not familiar with procedures.

Yes, I see.

I just hope this won't happen again.

Good.

Thank you. Bye.

They've set up an interview with
a financial paper without asking me.

I'm stressed out.
I'm so stressed out

Could you just look at me
and pretend to be interested

when I tell you what's bothering me?

Are you particularly stupid?

No, you're not.

You're not ugly
and you rarely smell.

You can talk and form an opinion.
There's nothing to worry about.

Stop stressing, it's really annoying.

I have to sit on the board with Dad

The interviewer can ask me about
things I know nothing about.

-You're nervous
- I'm anxious.

You're nervous.
So just stop it now. Okay?

Yeah...

Come on, use your legs!

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

This Edelfelt is worth 25 grand.

- How much?
Twenty-five grand.

Kube

This painting at the house I went to
is worth 25 grand.

Okay, cool.

This one..

Forty to fifty grand.
- Seriously?

Anyway, there's about
half a million's worth of stuff

on the walls and floors there.

How much would Bojan pay
for the Porsche?

Twenty grand, maybe

Why don't we just rob this house?

One painting will settle my debt.

With a second painting, we can get
Kube's leg fixed and go travelling.

Right?

They cancelled my match.

What? When?
RX

Today.

For fuck's sake.

They said I can't fight.

You can't.
- It's not that bad.

It's not sore every day.

Go see a fucking doctor.

You're not on probation
and risking jail if they call the cops.

I've tried a hundred times.
He won't go.

Anyway, Riku..

I'm in.

Let's clean out that caliph's joint.
It's not wrong.

That's today's set!

Let's get started.

Everyone else, warm up.
This won't take long.

Riku!

- Vamos. You're back.
- Yeah.

Last time was a bit..
I promise not to hurt anyone this time.

Great. Welcome back.
. Thanks.

It's Thursday.
Time to sweat. It's our cardio day.

Find a partner to train with.

You're new There.
- Yes, came to try things out.

Great, I don't want anyone too good.
I'm Anttu.

I'm Riku.

- See you tomorrow.
- Yes. Bye.

Good luck, Heidi!

- You're sure Jokke can't come?
- He's working through.

Your dad's hard on him.

Yes, I don't see why
he has to work Friday night.

- Should we just cancel?
- What?

No, we can't cancel
just because he can't come.

- Is it odd if I'm out with you and Heidi?
- Anttu, good workout.

Thanks for doing those bur pees for me.

Hey, Riku.
What are you doing tomorrow night?

Riku!

Hey, bro...

We need to talk about something.

Yeah?

You do realise
they won't fall for your look?

- What are you talking about?
- Luckily, you've got us.

Aren't they cool?

I'm not fucking wearing those.

Hi.

I’ll just hang my coat.

- Thanks, it looks great.
- Totally.

- Bon appetit.
- Thank you.

- All right. Happy birthday, Anttu.
- Happy birthday.

Thank you for coming.

It's nice to see a fresh face.

Thanks for the invite. This is nice.
I don't know many people in Finland.

I feel like we hang out in
our little circle, too.

But, hey, bon appetit.

What do you do for a living, Riku?

I'm doing a degree
at an Australian business school

- But I'll transfer to INSEAD in France.
- I've heard INSEAD is good.

Yes, and it's better known in Europe
than Australian schools.

So, what do you guys do?

Heidi has a great, and popular,
yoga app called Hero Pose.

We're the only yoga app
certified by the Bhatnagar estate.

And they certify it every month
for a shitload of money.

Which is perfectly fine.
Sorry, I didn't mean it that way.

I can talk.

I just try not to blow cash
someone else earned ages ago.

Anttu manages his family's
investment portfolio.

In other words,
I'm an arch-capitalist arsehole.

Are you...

- Not like that...
- Well...

What about you, Linda?

My situation is that
my family's holding me hostage.

Please help me.

Good one!

Let's drink to that.

- Jokke's waiting for us at Loyly.
- Taxi's on its way.

Thanks. The food was
was great.

- Do you mind? It's Anttu's birthday.
- Sure.

Oh, shit.

To Loyly restaurant, please.

Anttu, I have to
get up early tomorrow.

Come on, Riku.
Let's go for a few drinks.

- I can't today. See you at the gym.
- Okay, good boy. Ciao.

Rich whore is totally incompetent.

- More money for make-up.
- Daddy got her on. Surprise!

Morning.

Damn Niko for ordering
so many drinks..

Hey...

Don't read the comments.

"Rich whore.

Do they think
I became rich by whoring?

- Or that I whore even though I'm rich?
- They don't think.

They're too stupid.

Apply for loan

Approved

- Morning.
- Hi.

Shall we wake Kube up?
I want to talk.

He took a couple of those pills.
He won't wake up.

Tell me.
I've been thinking about stuff too.

Three of them have rich families

I need to check Anttu Silvennoinen's place.
I think he's the richest.

So if we rob one house and we have
a car full of paintings, then what?

We sell them.

Okay. Where?

We'll work it out.
- Bojan won't buy them.

Do we take them to an op shop?

How much will we get for art?
A buyer will totally screw us.

So, you have a better idea?

Maybe.

If they really believe your story...

So, if we sell some paintings
and you repay Bojan, then what?

- I get rid of Bojan.
- Good. And you're left with ten grand..

What happens next?

You'll enjoy expensive dinners
with your fancy friends for two months

and then you'll be broke again.

But what happens after that?

What about us?

What about Kube?

- Your brother's almost a junkie.
- Having no debts would be a start.

You're not helping at all
by dissing every idea.

Do you think I enjoy this situation?

We have an old paint warehouse at work
that no one ever uses.

We could build
a sound-proof room in there.

We could hold someone there
for two days, even a week.

- No fucking way.
- The chick whose foot you hurt.

Linda Knauss.

Her dad's one of
the richest people in Finland.

- Five million is nothing to him.
- Stop it.

Don't say that. Think.
It wouldn't be that hard.

Stop it.

We agreed you'd wipe those photos.
That was ages ago.

I changed my mind.
You were quite sweet.

- Fuck! We can't..
- Calm down.

Calm down and listen.

Why waste time on paintings
when the end game's on the table?

Think about where you are now.

And where you'd like to be.
Are you there now?

No.

Exactly.

We put a milligram of fentanyl
in a syringe.

You get some time alone with that chick.

Put a bag over her head
and go to the warehouse.

We ask for the ransom in crypto
that can't be traced.

We wait until
the money's in our account.

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Then we release the princess

She hasn't seen anything or anyone.
Nobody suspects us.

With that kind of money,
we could leave Finland for good.

Everyone lives happily ever after.

A hell of a lot more happily than now.

Or do you have a better idea?

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