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Hey. Hey.

How are we doing here today?

Oh, you know what? I'm in the middle of a fucking park, you know, and you're

dressed like that.

Yeah, like a slut. You know what? No. I'm a cougar slut. And listen, you don't

know what we're doing here? Well, I have a pretty damn good fucking idea what

we're doing here. I think so.

I'll let you tell me.

I want to fuck, okay?

Me?

Well, you know, we'll talk about that later. Right now, I just want to find

somebody who wants to fuck.

Because I'm just dying to fuck. Like, fuck?

You know, like... You want to find someone? Hold on, hold on. Yes. What

guy are you looking for? I'm looking for a guy who's like 18. I'm looking for a

guy who can fuck and not just talk. So a young one.

Young one, yes.

Not some old Viagra bullshit, okay?

And young or old, I mean...

What's wrong with these guys nowadays? Nobody wants to fuck.

They just want to talk.

Not enough stamina.

I mean, if you can't fuck me, who are you going to fuck?

I don't know. You don't have stamina.

I mean, if you can't fuck me, you don't have stamina.

Okay? There's a guy.

Hold on, here comes a guy.

I'm only into girls with a guy.

Here comes a guy.

So what am I supposed to do?

You go up to him.

Hi, what's going on?

What's up, man? What's going on? Yeah, hi. How are you?

Pretty good. What are you doing?

Jogging. Oh, really? Why?

Are you training for something?

I'm just trying to keep in shape.

Oh, really?

Hey, in shape.

Keyword. Keyword.

Keyword. In shape.

You have stamina?

You have stamina? Let me ask you. Let me ask you. Okay.

You got a girlfriend, a wife, anything like that?

I kind of get around. You said, uh.

You kind of get around.

That's not what he asked. Do you have a wife or a girlfriend?

Okay. Do you have a wife?

No. Okay.

And you get around?

I try to, you know.

You think she's attractive?

Yeah, she's very hot. You like those boobs?

Yeah. He likes your boobs. Are you 18?

Like at least 18?

I'm older than 18. You're going to be a little older. Like how old are you? 23.

Really? A lot of stamina?

I can keep going. Really? You see where this is going, my friend? Yeah, I think

I get it. So you can just fuck me without bullshit talking and this and

just met you. I didn't even know you.

Well, you just met me and you just fucked me and everybody happy.

Can you do that?

Game.

No hidden cameras. Really random.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is not a, what's that show called? I don't know, some

hidden camera thing. Yeah, hidden camera show. This is not a hidden camera show.

This is a camera right there. We'll turn you on to watch it later.

So, my car is right here.

And I live up in the hills over there.

And there's like a five minute ride.

And if you're not married, nobody's waiting for you, right?

And you're over 18.

Can you prove that?

Maybe. Okay, cool.

And... I think I can.

So... Why would somebody not want to fuck someone like me?

No, I'm not saying that I don't. You're very beautiful.

Okay, so... No, I'm talking about the other people. You know, those boring

people who don't have... Well, they do, and... I hear your name, my friend. Yes,

let's go. Oh, yes.

They do, but not long enough.

So, Isabella, what do you want to do?

I want to fuck... Where are we going to do this, in the park?

No, I don't want to get arrested.

How are we going to get him?

You trust us.

Not really.

But, come on, what am I going to do to you?

Come on, just come to my car, and let's drive my house.

And you can fuck me.

Okay, you're going to get me back here, though, right? My car's here, so.

Okay.

All right, so.

And if I don't, I sent you, I mean, with my driver, but, yeah, I'll drive you

back.

Let's do it. Come on, come on. Oh, see?

He wants to do it. He's just trying to play hard to get.

This is my car.

Hop in.

Hunk.

You just met me and I just fucked you.

Yeah. Well, see. That was easier than I thought.

I know, huh? See, I'm telling you, I am so sick of people who don't want to

fuck. All right, so what am I going to do? Just meet where you're going, your

house? Or they fuck and they fuck five minutes and they talk an hour before

and they talk an hour after that and then they don't want to, like, they

even try, you know, fucking me again.

You know, it's okay if you come in five minutes, but then you should get up,

like, you know, in another ten minutes.

Where are we going to go, your house? Well, I'm rubbing myself on you and then

fuck me again. You know, you can fuck me ten times a night.

You've got a lot to say about this.

Yes, I do.

I think we should do this now before this guy gets out of the car and runs.

and I think we should do this before I just keep on running my mouth because I

think this is going to make me more quiet and relaxed.

Okay, so I'm going to where?

You haven't told me.

Your house.

Oh, yeah, my house. You know where my house is, right?

No,

no, I didn't say that. Of course not. All right, baby.

What up, girl?

Hey. Hey.

I got me some young blood here.

I know.

You're actually going to go through with this, bro, huh?

Yeah, I guess.

How can he say no?

You're not scared of it? I mean, look at this girl.

She's hot, though.

All right. So where do you want me to go, Isabel?

I'm not scary anymore. I thought I was so scary when we met at the park.

Oh, let's go.

Come on.

So what did you think when you woke up this morning when you were going

Did you think this was happening? No, I thought my treat of the day was going to

be like ice cream or something.

Well, you know what?

You can get ice cream afterwards.

Really? Why not?

Where do you want to go?

What the fuck?

You're like all set up for this shit?

Oh, yeah.

We're perverts.

Oh, baby, we're not.

Come on. Last chance.

Well, I'm already here, so.

Yes, you are. And I am not going to let you leave.

Well, I guess I don't have a choice then.

I guess I'll observe.

Oh, look at this.

What do you think, bro?

Good day to be jogging in the park. Yeah.

Nobody's going to believe you. Go tell your friends what happened to you.

Catching a picture.

They're going to say, you are lying.

I

thought we were

kidding, weren't we, didn't we?

Yeah.

We got him, didn't we?

A little different than those old guys I

like this one that he doesn't talk.

You got me speechless.

I don't know what to say

do the same thing here we're moving down yeah

Oh, my dear.

Yes.

Yes, I love it. Not like all those other guys, eh?

Totally not.

Hey, Seth, you having fun back there?

Are you?

Please keep your eyes out.

Fuck yeah.

Oh,

wow.

Where do you get all this stuff?

Where do you get all this stuff?

You're very talented.

Oh,

boy.

That's a good taste.

Everything you do

Holy shit.

And he's

appreciative.

That was a good thing.

Dude, you should say, this is fucking awesome.

You want to do a mission?

Yeah.

I want you to look at me when you fuck me.

Cute.

See? It's awesome.

Yeah.

Mmm, I love that dick.

Oh!

Ooh! Ooh!

Ah! Ha!

Ha! Ha!

Yeah.

What do you do? Run off?

That's a keeper. He's not running nowhere.

Hey, Seth, get over here. What are you doing with this video? Right here.

What? What are you doing with this video?

I don't know. She just told me to shut up and shoot it. You just happy you

followed through with it?

Oh, yeah.

You sure are.

You happy you got yourself a young man?

Yes. Not some fucking old geezer?

I know. Someone who just fucks and fucks and fucks. Look.

Name is West.

I don't remember when was the last time that happened.

Woo!