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How are you doing today?

I'm good.

Yeah?

So, where are you from?

From Finland.

Finland, huh?

First girl I ever met from Finland.

Oh, really?

Yeah. How do you like it here in L .A.? I love it.

Yeah? What do you love about it?

I love because it's warm and sunny, and there's a lot of good -looking people,

nice restaurants, it's very international.

Everything's here.

It's the center of the world. Bunch of hot dudes you can fuck.

Mm -hmm.

That's why you came here, right?

How did you know?

Well, I could tell by what you're wearing.

Oh, really? By that?

The outfit.

You're not a mind reader, right?

Well, I'm guessing you didn't get off the plane with a scarf on, right?

You probably came to California for the warm weather and the sun out, and you

come here and you get a shitty cloudy day. But don't worry, we still provide

this. No, it's not to me. I'm from Finland. This is a nice day.

Is it? I'm a Finnish person.

Excellent.

I really like your outfit, by the way.

Compliments. It's beautiful.

It looks great on you.

Oh, thank you. You look very pretty. Can we have you stand up, please? Can you

remove the scarf?

I don't think they like your scarf.

Because it covers the cleavage. You have to open it.

Yeah, just... There you go. She's from Finland. She wears scarves in Finland,

all right? Why you gotta... I gotta hate on Isabella.

You're not wearing any earmuffs.

Do you wear earmuffs in Finland?

I used to.

Why not anymore?

Because I don't need them here.

Oh, global warming, huh? I am not in Finland right now, am I?

No. But you're in L .A. and you're wearing a scarf.

It's a fashion statement.

It's a fashion statement.

I like the pants, too. Oh, my. Do you like a little 360 spin? Well, you know,

figure that the more there is to take off of me, you know.

Better it is for us.

Where's she going? I don't know. I think we should follow her, though.

She's got a plan. I think we should follow her.

Right here, right here. And the plan unfolds as I move.

Yeah, are you just making it up as you go along?

Huh? Are you making it up as you go along?

Yes. Very good.

Improvising. Perfect.

Like that?

Absolutely.

Isabella, how long have you been in California?

15 years.

Oh, you live here? Yes, I moved here when I was five.

Oh, you fooled us. We thought you came from Finland like yesterday.

No. We were excited.

We thought we got a European girl on our hands.

So have you fucked any hockey players?

Good question.

No, but I fucked soccer players.

Is that what you go for?

I go for everything.

Good for you.

That's awesome.

So you fuck nerds?

Like nerdy dudes that don't play sports?

Are you cool with that?

Oops.

Like the librarian type guy? Guys that read books?

Sometimes guys that are really smart don't have to be all that physically

because, you know, the brain is the sex organ. So why

not? Do you think a librarian wants to fuck me?

Oh, I guarantee you a librarian wants to fuck you.

Should we go to the local library? Yeah, why not? I don't know, you know. I

don't think I'm all that, so I might not be able to score a librarian.

Oh, my God. I think you are all that. Yeah, I think you got all that in a bag

chips.

Am I better than a bag of chips?

Can you start, like, maybe... Give me a... Just pull it up.

Oh, can I pull it down?

Yeah.

Please. She has a thick body, man. Really? Let's see this body.

Oh, really?

Thick? I think it's healthy.

No, thick's good. Thick's good, yeah. Thick in a good way. Yeah, they don't

that in Iceland.

I know that. In Denmark or wherever you're from.

Finland.

Finland.

Well,

that was... Can you take off your top? Let's see those Finnish titties.

Finish what?

Finish titties. I am half Latino, by the way. You look it. You didn't ask my...

You're so not Latino. You just said Latino and you're a woman. It's Latina.

I was born in Finland and raised in Finland. However, I'm half Portuguese.

Nice. You can have a big Brazilian ass, huh?

She has such a big booty. Oh, my God.

It's nice. I have a big booty? Have you fucked her? No, I haven't. I've seen her

naked this morning when we dressed up. Maybe you're just saying this to get

laid. I don't know.

I feel the same way, though. I could not be a stripper if my life depended on

it. I noticed that.

You noticed that? Thank you for the compliment. Can you just really turn

Let me just quit it before you do it.

That's nice. You know, with this girl, you've got to do things quick with her.

You could back that ass up to work the camera, por favor.

Por favor.

She's got a rose pet on her ass. Oh, my God, man.

I like those feet to run to where that's hot.

That's too hot, right?

Yeah. Can you feel him walking around in those? Yeah. Yeah? Can you walk around

the pool?

Like this?

Slowly, slowly.

All right, be careful for the hose. Don't trip on the hose.

I picked you a flower.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

You can play with it.

Are you trying to score points? Yeah.

He's so romantic.

That's not what I'm doing. She's going to fuck you and not me.

Is that true?

Look, Isabella, can you, like, sit back, like, sit on the... Put your booty

sticking out, maybe?

So, Isabella, are you single?

Is this an audition?

Yes. Yes. This is the interview, remember?

Okay. I am definitely single.

All right, are you lying?

I'm not lying. I am single.

Swear to God. Would you tell us if you were lying?

What is she telling us?

Dates. Dates.

We're going to make history today. Can I go? Yeah, you can tease us.

Use the elements.

I like this.

Wow, you're good at that.

Don't get yourself dizzy, though.

Oh, there you go. That's what I'm talking about.

This is Rosa.

Almost. Almost.

Is that your last name? Yes.

Isabella Rosa?

Isabella Rosa is beautiful.

Do you speak Portuguese?

No. No?

What do you think?

No, I don't.

Unfortunately, I didn't grow up in Portugal. I wish I did.

I think it's getting a little cooler here. I think she should finish her

tripties so they can go inside.

No, I'm good. You're good? I love you. I love you. How about a little flash

downstairs?

Forgot to say this morning. Oh, my God.

Yeah, that looks Portuguese.

No, it does. Actually, I've done international studies on Portuguese.

That's from Portugal.

That's why we brought him today. He's actually an international expert.

I'm going to have to take a photo.

That's such a big clip.

Oh, my God. That is a big clip.

Go with your big tits. That we still have not seen yet.

We still have not seen the tits. What are you waiting for? I was wearing a see

-through bra.

Are you?

So you haven't seen, you can't see through it?

Okay. Can I squeeze in one?

Yes, you can.

Jack and I have got two different sleeves.

So you want to do it? Let me do it.

Come on, man.

Do it again.

Why can't they do it at the same time? Do it again.

It just, it doesn't look right.

Don't trip.

No, he took my flower. He's touching the titties. My flower. That's not your

flower. I want to see some tits. I want to see some tits. That's my flower.

I'll give it, show me some tits and I'll give the flower.

Please. Okay.

Why are we fighting over her?

Maybe there's room for everyone.

How many guys have you... Yeah, there's room for a couple of people. I wanted to

know, have you ever fucked more than one guy at a time? Yeah. Have you?

Don't lie. She smiled.

I know, you see that little smile? I think she might be lying. Oh my God,

at those tits, man.

Just keep your hand in your pants, man.

Open wide.

Do the seat.

Do you like to get titty fucked? Oh my God, look at those fucking tits.

They're real. They're heavy.

Can I get my rose back, please?

You got some real weight going there.

Thank you.

I thought titties were made out of fat. Those are really hard and muscular.

That's because she worked out, dude. Why you gotta fucking call her out?

They're good.

I'm just surprised how good they feel.

Oh my God. Can you see the ass, please?

Can you slowly peel it down from the side?

Like that?

Like me?

Fuck yeah, whatever you do.

Like down all the way? Oh yeah.

Can I sit on that horse up there? Yeah, why not?

I would love to.

Yeah, do whatever you want to do. I'll keep shaking your booty. Pretend there's

music and you're shaking your booty at a club and like... You want some music?

Nobody can jerk off to that, man.

That's what they listen to in Finland, dude.

I don't know.

I haven't been there for years.

That was my Finnish beat.

I don't know what they listen to.

I see remnants of a suntan. Do you see it? Like a triangle.

Yeah, I do suntan lines.

That's how she does it. Nobody else does it anymore.

It's like the 80s stripper look. Like the full -on tan line bikini. Why not?

Uh -oh.

You're getting down.

Like I said, I can't be a stripper if my life depended on it. You're doing good.

You're doing great.

I couldn't do that well. Do you have any dollars with you? No.

She's still hot, man.

Do you have any hundred dollars with you?

Yes, yes, yes.

I'll do it. Do you take wallets?

Do you take credit cards? I'll do it all the time. Even though I have no money

in my wallet?

Oh,

my God.

All right.

getting in the way. Okay, now pull down your pants.

I want to eat something else. I don't want to eat the roast.

The math talent should arrive any second.

Is he handsome?

Yes. Very handsome.

He's from the south.

Yes, model.

Is he black?

Give me the roast.

He's just black from the waist to the knees.

My God.

I just want to sprinkle like flour on your butt.

That's what I deserve to be worshipped like that.

Isabella, is it important that the guy is good looking?

Is that important?

Not necessarily.

No? No.

Oh, my God.

Can you go over to my blue couch over there?

I thought she was going to ride a horse.

Yeah, I'm going to ride a horse.

Let me see your body like, oh.

You should take out those, uh... Never mind. Do you like my scarf?

She is not trying to take the scarf off, bro.

No, I like it.

It's her thing.

God, your butt is incredible.

Oops, it's coming off accidentally.

Uh -oh. My scarf came off.

I think you should leave the scarf on during the sex. You're having a tough

today. All your clothes are falling off.

No scarf during the sex.

Hey, let's go over here.

Right here, right here.

Look around and look at us.

Look back at us while you do this.

I want to see your booty.

Booty and face.

Booty and face?

Mmm, yeah.

She has a great personality on her own.

You have an amazing personality.

Yes.

Is that code for her tits, or are we really talking about her personality?

I just want to make sure what we're talking about.

Can you please go down and stand on that couch, the blue couch over there?

I would love to.

So I can see beautiful arch.

What is your favorite thing?

What's your favorite thing to do sexually that's maybe

a little different than the average?

I like the average.

Nice. It's like normal, normal sex?

Yeah. You don't like to dress guys up in horse outfits?

No. No? I want to ride the horse doesn't mean, you know, I mean to animals or...

Got it. Guys who... Dress up like one. You know that your... Your eyes are the

exact same color as the couch? I was wondering... Yeah.

Can you go doggy style facing the lens?

So maybe, you know what I mean?

Oh, like, again, like this?

Yeah, good eye stuff is in the lens with the booty up and the face low, you

know?

And big eyes. Booty up? You're starting to sound like a rap star.

Oh, he is a rap star. You didn't know about DJ Mikey Mike?

No? Yes? No?

Eyes? I don't see that.

You don't see the eyes?

Let me see.

Let me see the eyes. Big eyes.

Look at that. Pretty blue eyes.

Is it good? Like turquoise.

Oh, my God.

They're gray and yellow.

This is your number one weapon right there.

Yes. The look in your eyes.

You got to have her spin around. She'll show you the number two weapon.

Yeah, show us the number two weapon.

About face, homegirl.

Please. Is it that or that? That. I want to see that. Oh, really? Wow, I'm a

pretty girl. I've been waiting for this. Please bend over. Please bend over.

Please, please. Oh, wow.

Now I'm officially a boo -boo girl. Are you taking this to the stagehand?

Or do you want me to take this one?

Dude, I think that... Oh, my God.

It's okay, man. Oh, my God.

I want to watch you play with your pussy a little bit.

I do, too.

The horse is here.

Hey, what the fuck?

Don't lie. You know you like the horse. Stop it.

Let's play with your pussy a little bit for us, and then we can start this game.

You know, you said play with your pussy. She just started playing with her ass.

Do you see that?

Yeah, I heard Finistro is like anal. Is that true?

She does.

I don't know.

Yes. You take it in your ass?

I don't. You don't? No.

Wow. Shame on you. How do we know you're not lying?

I think I'm going home.

I'll come with you. No, I'm kidding.

Maybe one day.

Yeah. Put your head on the pillow there and put your butt high in the air.

Yeah, there you go. Lay on my back.

Is it okay if she lays on top of me? Lay on my back, please.

It's my favorite thing to do.

Is it?

Oh, that's hot. Yeah, it's my favorite thing to do. Lay on my back.

I am very good at it.

Yes, you are.

You can take off your shoes and your leggings.

Get ready for... Take off my shoes?

Yeah.

Slowly. For feet lovers.

Something for everyone.

You guys got a foot fetish? Don't I?

Something for everyone.

You like being naked, huh?

Yeah. I can tell. You seem very, very comfortable with the camera and the

nudity.

Picking everything up.

That's very finished. I want to see how you react when the cock enters the

scene.

We'll see.

Cock? Where's the cock?

The cock. The cock?

The rooster? You like it big?

Is that a rooster? You like average cock?

Give me that shit.

Give it to me now.

I love this position. I'm not sure if you're telling us the truth. Let's see

much you love it.

I love it so much.

Does size matter or what?

A little bit. Yeah? Yeah. How short is too short?

That's too short? That's going to be a problem. We need another guy.

Yeah, you know, luckily he wasn't watching.

Yeah, size matters to a point. What's too big?

I don't want to offend anyone.

Yeah. Like, too big for what? For like one night stand or a regular boyfriend?

No, no, one night. For like a movie.

Okay, so one night, one day stand.

All right.

No, there's no too big for that.

I can handle anything one time. But I can't do it every night.

Like if my boyfriend, my boyfriend can't be any bigger than, any longer than

this.

Otherwise it's too big. I can't do it.

What happens? All the time.

You have a beautiful pussy.

Can you rub the top part of your pussy like this?

Like that?

The top part so you don't cover it.

Can you show her? She doesn't understand.

Right here.

I am from Finland. I don't understand.

Isabella, I've seen a lot of pussy this last week, but I gotta say, yours takes

the cake.

Ooh, yeah.

I'm getting hungry.

I want to slobber on you.

Would you let him? Would you let him just have a little taste test?

He's a connoisseur. I would love that.

I think she would like it. Just take a little lick. Just have a little taste

test. Just like that.

You know what's funny? I'm looking behind me for approval.

Should I be asking you for approval?

No, you shouldn't ask me nothing. Just do it.

Take a little taste.

He's a connoisseur. He's going to give us his honest opinion.

Wow. He's had them from all over the world.

Let me spread for you a little better. It tastes like chocolate.

Oh, you're good.

What's your name?

Bob.

That's it, you're done then?

Oh, I love that.

It's a combination of Portugal and Finland.

Yes. Bingo.

Bingo.

He's like, wait, wait, wait, don't tell me.

Can you go in?

All right,

now. Now we're going to have another guy come in and try it out and see what he

discovers. The beauty queen of the week.

Did you say the beauty queen of the week? No, I didn't say that. Did you

to see the beauty queen of the week? Because we'll say it if you want us to.

My pussy is the beauty queen of the week. I heard that about you.

You can't be that close to me.

Crazy.

Oh, really?

What's going to happen if I do?

You'll be out of focus for once. You know, do it like... Oh, it's hot.

It's so hot.

But surely... I think the scarf can go.

It's getting feisty, man.

You see that little head twirl she did?

What are you thinking?

Me? What am I thinking?

Did you ask me a question?

Yeah, he asked what you're thinking about right now. What am I thinking? Do

look like I'm somebody who's thinking?

Yes, you do. You seem like a scholar. Took a while to answer the question.

She was thinking something.

I'm thinking... What am I thinking? She wants to start it. She's thinking she's

in charge.

She's thinking she wants to start it. Well, that's for sure.

Yeah, see? I think of that. I mean, I think like that at all times. And she's

getting kind of horny because some random stranger just ate her clit.

Come here. Stand up for me, please.

Oh.

Beautiful. I thought you were going to put her hand right on the cameraman's

cock.

But if I have sex, I want the guy to be in charge.

Do you?

Yeah, if you start asking me to do stuff, you're not going to be able to do

I'm going to say, no, you just got to grab me and do it.

Keep that in mind.

Mm -hmm.

That's how you get girls. You don't ask.

How can I touch your boobie? No, no, no, no, no. You just go on.

What if they don't want you to? Then they can start to do rape charges on

If you really mean it, they're going to want you to.

Can I say something?

Actually, I'm not even going to comment on that subject.

Yeah, I was just going to say, I used to think like you do, but then I got a

couple of restraining orders. Yeah, I was going to say, not in the United

States. Yeah, I don't know how you guys do it in Finland, but... And you can

pull out that shit in Europe.

That's why I came here.

That's why you came here? Because you wanted someone to give... Now, do you

it like full -on caveman style? Like if he knocked you unconscious and dragged

you by the hair to his house and had sex with you, would that be too aggressive?

I don't want to really get hurt, and I don't want to be unconscious, okay?

But I want mental pain.

You know, call me names and a little bit of physical pain. Just a little bit,

not too much.

Mental pain like, you know, I go out with you and have a good time, but just

never call you after that? That kind of mental pain? That's not mental pain.

That can be mental pain. Not to me, because it doesn't happen to me.

Oh.

Why would it look at everybody, man? I mean, you'd be a dumbass not to want to,

like, call it in. That's right.

All the dumbasses out there would be used to go home with me ever, if it ever

happened.

So dumb.

Would it be mentally painful if you were my girlfriend and I fucked your best

friend behind your back? Oh, good question.

Would you like that?

Good question. I don't know that.

If you were my boyfriend, and this is true, honest to God, I

share my boyfriend with my girlfriend.

And I want to watch you fuck my girlfriend.

We're out of here.

And it has happened.

Hey, Isabella, you're back.

I'm back.

We got to steal you back from our friend Bob.

I hope you guys had fun.

But I have another friend of mine that I want you to meet. And this is my friend

Daniel. And my friend Daniel is a boob expert.

All the way, yes, from Los Angeles, California.

And we brought him in today to examine your Finnish boobs.

Now, Daniel's seen all kinds of boobs, but today we're going to explore the

world of Finnish boobs.

Because I haven't actually put that notch on my belt yet. Exactly.

How about Finnish Portuguese?

Even better.

So, Daniel, I want you to give those a thorough examination.

They are massive.

Are they not?

Damn. They are amazing.

Wow. Look, your nipples are already hard.

You had me at hello.

Oh, you didn't say hello.

But he did. He did in his heart. Good.

Hello. You had me before hello.

Nice. I like that.

Beautiful.

Yeah.

I like it. You like it? I do.

Uh -oh.

Uh -oh.

Oh, you do?

Yeah, phenomenal.

How do you grade him?

Well, don't give a grade just yet, Daniel. You're going to have to do a

full examination.

She's got to work for the grade. Yeah, you've got to get a good grade. How

you grade him when you do grade him? Is it from 1 to 10?

It would be the smoothness of him,

the softest skin there, the nipples.

I don't think of it.

There you go.

Ooh, look at that. That is fucking gorgeous.

That's what I like.

That's a healthy ass.

You just bounce it.

There you go.

I want to see that on top.

On top of you?

He is. That's why I'm burying my face in it.

Yeah.

Keep them entertained. Boobies, boobies.

Boobies.

Yeah.

Oh

yeah.

Maybe.

Good.

Oh, yeah.

Say it again.

This is tight.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, baby.

Oh yeah.

You're good.

right here.

You can make it easy on them. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, you got my dick so hard.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

What are you hiding from?

Yes.

I'm about to give you my grade.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, shit. Oh,

shit.

Oh, baby.

Oh, yeah, like that.

Oh, fuck.

I think you get an A+. Oh, that's not a bad score.

A+. Let me get out of the way.

You get an A +, too.

So how did you enjoy that examination?

How did it look, boy?

It looked amazing.