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♪ I could fly ♪
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♪ an aeroplane... ♪
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You're sure ryan
Is the one you want?
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You don't want to talk
About it
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Or weigh the pros
And cons?
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I'm done overanalyzing.
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I have to listen to my gut.
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And my gut is telling me
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That I have never been
So sure that I've wanted
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Anything
In my whole entire life.
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Then you have
To tell him.
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I think I can do one better.
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The wood is
From the birdhouse
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I fucked up on the first
Day we met.
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The pottery is supposed
To represent me--
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Weak and malleable
At the beginning--
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Not sure exactly
What it wants to be,
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But then spend a little time
With it,
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Put a little heat on it,
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It grows strong
And sturdy. Heh.
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And the italian
Love letter?
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Oh, I just think italian
Is as romantic as shit.
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You can't just leave
This here.
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This is
A sketchy area.
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What if somebody tries
To steal it...
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Or use it as shelter?
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Relax, megan. We're not
Leaving it here.
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We're putting it in there.
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He gave you a key?
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No. We're breaking in.
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♪ listen close ♪
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♪ it's time that I impart ♪
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♪ these words of wisdom ♪
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♪ on how flirting is an art ♪
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♪ you'll never, ever lose ♪
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♪ just follow my rules ♪
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♪ you'll have
Any man you choose ♪
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♪ when you follow the rules ♪
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♪ just follow the rules ♪
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He's not there.
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Oh, come on.
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Careful, careful. Steady.
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Does it smell in here?
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What is that?
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Oh, my god.
He's been robbed.
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No. It's always like this.
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What do you want to
Do with this thing?
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Let's put it on the bed.
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How about in front
Of the toilet
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So he can see it
Before he pisses?
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Sometimes he goes
In the sink.
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Ew!
Gross.
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Kitchen?
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His stove's broken. He's
Been using a hot plate
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In the bathroom.
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Maybe we should
Just set it right here
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In the middle of
Everything.
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That way
He can't miss it.
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All right. There we go.
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Now what
Do we do?
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Well, we've baited the trap.
Let's see what we catch.
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Hello?
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Were you expecting
Someone else?
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Isn't everyone
Expecting someone else
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When it comes to you?
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Don't be such a bitch.
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Ouch. I was just
Joking.
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No, I think we're done
With joking at this point.
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Let's just keep it
Professional from now on,
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All right?
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Someone's
Being naughty today.
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You know,
I've never been
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In the women's
Bathroom before.
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Is it everything you
Thought it would be?
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It's a little bigger
Than I thought.
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I bet you don't hear
That often.
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You know I'm used to
Being the butt
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Of stupid jokes.
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And, honestly, it
Used to bother me
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When people like
Lizzie
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Would call me
A pussy.
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Then I realized that
She was just doing
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Something to make
Herself feel better.
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Because without her
Bitchy aura,
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She didn't know who
She was.
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Is that what I give off,
A bitchy aura?
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Yeah. You do.
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Listen, we've got
Something special
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Together that I'd
Like to give a try.
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You think about what
You really want.
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When you've made up
Your mind,
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Let me know.
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You know, those people,
Couples, who you see
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Walking down the street with
That look on their face
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Like they're not
Thinking about
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What's coming next.
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♪ you're my only... ♪
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Contentment.
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I used to think that
Those people are stupid.
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♪ and I'm still waiting... ♪
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Like, too stupid to
Realize that they're
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About to get dumped
Or that their boyfriend
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Is cheating on them.
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♪ oh oh oh oh... ♪
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Are they
The stupid ones
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Or are we the stupid
Ones for chasing
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After something that
Is insignificant
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In the grand scheme
Of things
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Or that doesn't
Exist at all?
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Ben cheated.
That is real.
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Yeah.
But that's ben.
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That's not every
Guy or girl.
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I mean, take jason.
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The whole time
That we were
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In a relationship,
I pretended
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Everything
Was perfect.
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And it wasn't
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And not
Because he cheated
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Or because he
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Slurped
His soup weird
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Or because of
That crazy mole
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On the back
Of his leg.
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Oh, my god.
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Have you seen that mole
On his knee?
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The one that looks like
Marvin the martian?
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Totally creepy, right?
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Right. Ha ha!
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Well, contrary
To popular opinion,
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I did not
Break up with him
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Because
Of that mole.
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Mm-hmm!
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♪ I'm still waiting... ♪
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I broke up with him
Because of me.
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That's funny.
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I think every girlfriend
I've had broke up with me
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For the same reason.
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Because
Of themselves?
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Nope.
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Because of me.
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♪ let's start again ♪
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♪ oh oh oh oh ♪
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♪ you're just my type ♪
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♪ I think you know it ♪
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♪ let's start again ♪
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♪ oh oh oh oh... ♪
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Did you just break
Into my apartment?
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I can't break in if you
Leave the door unlocked.
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This is chicago--
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The city with the highest
Crime rate in the country.
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So did you come here
To rob me
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Or just give me
More statistics?
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No.
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I came here to tell you
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That the risks far
Outweigh the rewards
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When it comes to love.
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Bullshit.
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What do you mean,
Bullshit?
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That's not
How you feel.
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♪ my words come clean... ♪
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I'm willing to try.
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"Willing to"?
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I want to.
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♪ the fine air ♪
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♪ fills me ♪
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♪ shut out ♪
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♪ the sound ♪
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♪ softening ♪
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♪ vision... ♪
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The door's
Still unlocked.
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Shh.
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♪ and love, it escapes ♪
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♪ we're wild, we're wild ♪
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♪ we dream in its place ♪
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♪ light and darkness ♪
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♪ finding their ways... ♪
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How are we ever gonna
Keep this secret at work?
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♪ a home ♪
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♪ my heart filled
With sound... ♪
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Why does this have
To be a secret?
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♪ looking for peace ♪
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♪ to find existence... ♪
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Take your shorts off.
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♪ and I am left
With right... ♪
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You boss me around
All day at work.♪
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My house, my say.
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♪ a single ♪
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♪ belief ♪
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♪ changing ♪
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♪ feeling ♪
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♪ we're not ♪
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♪ who we seem ♪
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♪ just furthering ♪
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♪ sustain ♪
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♪ we're not... ♪
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But don't go
Too soft on me.
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♪ who we seem ♪
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♪ and love, it escapes... ♪
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You'll never have
To worry about that.
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♪ we dream in its place ♪
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♪ light and darkness ♪
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♪ finding their ways ♪
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♪ to carve a home, a home ♪
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♪ my heart filled
With sound ♪
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♪ through fire and cinders ♪
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♪ looking for peace ♪
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♪ to find existence ♪
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♪ heart cannot breathe ♪
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♪ and I am left with right ♪
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♪ oh oh oh oh... ♪
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♪ and love, it escapes ♪
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♪ we're wild, we're wild ♪
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♪ we dream in its place ♪
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♪ light and darkness ♪
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♪ finding their ways ♪
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♪ to carve a home, a home ♪
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♪ to carve a home ♪
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♪ oh oh oh ♪
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♪ there's a change ♪
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♪ why don't
You leave me alone... ♪
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Oh, perfect 10. This is
A tree you want to climb.
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I'll go build
The ladder.
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Nah, I'm good.
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Ok, plan "B."
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Another 10 but on
A scale of 50.
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You can do this one
Yourself.
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Thanks, but, no, thanks.
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Whoa!
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Are we a sad
Monkey tonight?
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We got
To talk, bro?
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No. We don't need to talk,
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But what I do need
Is another drink. Tyler?
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Bonjour, fiance!
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Hi, darling.
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I had some ideas
For the ceremony.
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I can hardly contain
My anticipation.
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What do you think
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About "A nightmare before
Christmas"-inspired wedding?
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I think, just when
I think you've reached
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The limit of deranged,
You surprise me again.
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Perhaps you should be
More supportive,
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Or I might change
My mind...
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Darling.
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Your wish is
My command, darling.
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Better!
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Women.
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You could always
Switch teams.
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Hmm...No.
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Thanks for coming
With me
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To get the rest
Of my stuff.
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Of course. That's how
We met, remember?
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Are you sure you want
To do this right now?
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I mean, I don't
Even know why you guys
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Are fighting. Do you?
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All I know is she hasn't
Called me in days.
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Clearly, she doesn't want
Me around anymore.
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I thought you'd be
At work.
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I took
A mental health day.
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We're just here to get
The rest of my stuff.
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So...
Hi.
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I'll just wait
Outside.
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You never called.
What?
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I didn't think you
Wanted me to.
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Because of some
Stupid fight
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About a toilet seat?
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I didn't really know
What it was about.
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Whatever it's about,
We can work it out.
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You don't have to leave
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00:12:40,336 --> 00:12:41,502
Because of some
Stupid fight.
269
00:12:41,502 --> 00:12:43,044
That's what relationships
Are all about.
270
00:12:43,044 --> 00:12:45,794
I'm sorry.
271
00:12:48,086 --> 00:12:49,127
I don't know why
I do this.
272
00:12:49,127 --> 00:12:52,169
It's just when shit
Happens, I run.
273
00:12:52,169 --> 00:12:55,086
It's just who I am.
274
00:12:55,086 --> 00:12:57,086
It's not who you are.
275
00:12:57,086 --> 00:12:58,502
It's what you do.
276
00:12:58,502 --> 00:13:00,544
Maybe it's time
For a new m.O.
277
00:13:04,002 --> 00:13:05,961
Well, you're the first
Girl who's ever made me
278
00:13:05,961 --> 00:13:07,752
Want to get one.
279
00:13:16,752 --> 00:13:18,294
Aw.
280
00:13:19,169 --> 00:13:22,877
You can go now, sam.
281
00:13:22,877 --> 00:13:27,377
Oh. I think
I'll just go now.
282
00:13:40,752 --> 00:13:42,627
♪ you
Gotta love someone ♪
283
00:13:42,627 --> 00:13:46,544
♪ to know you're not alone ♪
284
00:13:46,544 --> 00:13:48,752
♪ you try and you try ♪
285
00:13:48,752 --> 00:13:50,002
♪ love someone ♪
286
00:13:50,002 --> 00:13:53,544
♪ to know you're not alone ♪
287
00:13:53,544 --> 00:13:56,294
♪ and you try and you try ♪
288
00:13:56,294 --> 00:13:57,627
♪ love someone ♪
289
00:13:57,627 --> 00:14:01,169
♪ to know you're not alone ♪
290
00:14:01,169 --> 00:14:02,586
♪ and you try
And you try... ♪
291
00:14:02,586 --> 00:14:05,877
Megan!
I need your help.
292
00:14:05,877 --> 00:14:06,627
Go.
293
00:14:06,627 --> 00:14:08,752
My cute little
Florist.
294
00:14:08,752 --> 00:14:09,752
We had the best time
The other night.
295
00:14:09,752 --> 00:14:12,169
I can totally be
Myself around him.
296
00:14:12,169 --> 00:14:13,836
And the sex was
Amazeballs.
297
00:14:13,836 --> 00:14:14,877
We've been flirty
Texting ever since,
298
00:14:14,877 --> 00:14:16,794
But every time I ask
Him to hang out,
299
00:14:16,794 --> 00:14:17,544
He's busy.
300
00:14:17,544 --> 00:14:19,752
What do you want to do?
301
00:14:19,752 --> 00:14:21,002
I want to break
Into his phone.
302
00:14:21,002 --> 00:14:24,502
Lizzie used to do this
To keep tabs on her exes
303
00:14:24,502 --> 00:14:25,294
All the time.
304
00:14:25,294 --> 00:14:28,002
Let's see if it still...
305
00:14:28,002 --> 00:14:29,086
♪ I wanna
Be cool like you... ♪
306
00:14:29,086 --> 00:14:30,586
Works.
307
00:14:30,586 --> 00:14:32,752
♪ I wanna do
What you do... ♪
308
00:14:32,752 --> 00:14:36,336
Me, me, work friend,
Me. Mom--aw--
309
00:14:36,336 --> 00:14:39,544
Me, work--
Work friend.
310
00:14:40,877 --> 00:14:42,502
There's
Nothing here!
311
00:14:42,502 --> 00:14:44,961
Why doesn't he want
To see me again?
312
00:14:44,961 --> 00:14:47,377
♪ get everyone
I want to... ♪
313
00:14:47,377 --> 00:14:49,586
Sometimes, there is
No reason.
314
00:14:49,586 --> 00:14:51,127
♪ grant wishes, too,
Now make it true... ♪
315
00:14:51,127 --> 00:14:52,877
Sometimes you just
Have to move on.
316
00:14:52,877 --> 00:14:54,877
♪ so I can be
The hottest girl... ♪
317
00:14:54,877 --> 00:14:58,336
No. Fuck that. This
Ain't over. Come on.
318
00:15:10,086 --> 00:15:12,544
When I said, "Move on,"
I didn't mean
319
00:15:12,544 --> 00:15:13,502
To his place
Of business.
320
00:15:13,502 --> 00:15:17,961
We could get
Arrested for this.
321
00:15:17,961 --> 00:15:19,544
Rule number 97,
Right?
322
00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:20,586
He could be the one.
You never know.
323
00:15:24,336 --> 00:15:25,919
Oh.
Yes!
324
00:15:28,586 --> 00:15:31,961
What are we looking
For exactly?
325
00:15:31,961 --> 00:15:33,169
You don't think he's
Really gonna invoice
326
00:15:33,169 --> 00:15:35,961
Himself for sending
Flowers to another girl?
327
00:15:35,961 --> 00:15:37,961
I don't know what
We're looking for.
328
00:15:37,961 --> 00:15:40,086
I just want answers.
329
00:15:40,086 --> 00:15:42,502
I'll go take his ipad.
You go look in the back.
330
00:15:42,502 --> 00:15:44,086
Ok.
Ok?
331
00:15:46,461 --> 00:15:47,711
Right or left?
Yeah, yeah.
332
00:15:47,711 --> 00:15:48,961
Was it right?
Mm-hmm.
333
00:15:48,961 --> 00:15:50,294
Ok. Ah!
334
00:15:50,294 --> 00:15:51,752
He's still logged
Into facebook!
335
00:15:51,752 --> 00:15:53,086
Chocolate!
336
00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:53,794
We didn't need to create
This sort of scenario.
337
00:15:53,794 --> 00:15:56,586
Oh, my gosh!
What?
338
00:15:57,336 --> 00:15:59,586
Did you see this?
339
00:15:59,586 --> 00:16:02,711
He was just gonna
Throw these away.
340
00:16:02,711 --> 00:16:04,794
I'm totally taking them.
341
00:16:04,794 --> 00:16:05,336
What?
342
00:16:05,336 --> 00:16:07,336
It's a rescue.
343
00:16:07,336 --> 00:16:09,919
Come on.
344
00:16:12,586 --> 00:16:14,502
Stop, stop,
Stop. Wait. Where?
345
00:16:14,502 --> 00:16:16,961
Let's head
To the bootleg.
346
00:16:16,961 --> 00:16:18,752
♪ yeah, yeah,
Yeah, yeah... ♪
347
00:16:18,752 --> 00:16:20,127
Nothing?
348
00:16:20,127 --> 00:16:21,544
No flirty texts,
349
00:16:21,544 --> 00:16:23,419
No suspicious
Phone calls,
350
00:16:23,419 --> 00:16:25,794
No compromising ims.
351
00:16:25,794 --> 00:16:27,752
It's a riddle wrapped
In a mystery
352
00:16:27,752 --> 00:16:29,377
Inside an enigma.
353
00:16:29,377 --> 00:16:30,919
And if you say
354
00:16:30,919 --> 00:16:32,044
"He's just not that
Into you,"
355
00:16:32,044 --> 00:16:34,711
I will stab you in
The eye with a straw.
356
00:16:34,711 --> 00:16:36,586
A reptile cage?
357
00:16:36,586 --> 00:16:37,836
If you think
I'm getting married
358
00:16:37,836 --> 00:16:39,127
Without my best friend,
359
00:16:39,127 --> 00:16:40,461
Then you can
Think again!
360
00:16:40,461 --> 00:16:42,586
We'll work
Something out.
361
00:16:42,586 --> 00:16:44,377
♪ ...Of
A brand-new start... ♪
362
00:16:44,377 --> 00:16:46,919
I can't
Believe she's
363
00:16:46,919 --> 00:16:48,752
Getting married
Before I am.
364
00:16:48,752 --> 00:16:50,544
That could have been
You walking down
365
00:16:50,544 --> 00:16:52,169
That black carpet aisle,
366
00:16:52,169 --> 00:16:53,669
But you thought
It would be bad luck.
367
00:16:53,669 --> 00:16:55,544
Now I just think
I'm bad luck.
368
00:16:55,544 --> 00:16:56,502
♪ you don't have to go,
Baby ♪
369
00:16:56,502 --> 00:16:59,752
♪ honey, don't get off... ♪
370
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:02,127
Great. Now I've
Lost my phone.
371
00:17:02,127 --> 00:17:04,336
I suck at life.
372
00:17:04,336 --> 00:17:05,586
I know what you mean.
373
00:17:05,586 --> 00:17:07,961
I was such a bitch
To everyone
374
00:17:07,961 --> 00:17:08,836
Who tried to help me.
375
00:17:08,836 --> 00:17:11,586
It kills me
To suggest this,
376
00:17:11,586 --> 00:17:14,169
But maybe you should say
That to someone else.
377
00:17:14,169 --> 00:17:16,086
It's too late.
378
00:17:16,086 --> 00:17:18,086
It's never too late. Go on.
379
00:17:18,086 --> 00:17:19,419
♪ c'mon ♪
380
00:17:19,419 --> 00:17:22,752
♪ I like to turn you on ♪
381
00:17:22,752 --> 00:17:23,627
♪ I said, hey... ♪
382
00:17:23,627 --> 00:17:25,627
Hey, can I
Borrow your phone?
383
00:17:25,627 --> 00:17:26,919
I want to try to
Track it
384
00:17:26,919 --> 00:17:28,252
Through that app
Thingy.
385
00:17:28,252 --> 00:17:30,836
Sure.
386
00:17:30,836 --> 00:17:32,669
♪ yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
387
00:17:32,669 --> 00:17:34,544
♪ yeah, yeah,
Yeah, yeah... ♪
388
00:17:40,752 --> 00:17:41,961
What are you
Looking at?
389
00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:44,502
Nothing.
390
00:17:44,502 --> 00:17:45,919
♪ ...Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
391
00:17:45,919 --> 00:17:48,461
♪ keep on dreaming... ♪
392
00:17:48,461 --> 00:17:50,711
Can I buy you
A drink, sailor?
393
00:17:52,586 --> 00:17:54,419
What do I look like,
A village person or something?
394
00:17:54,419 --> 00:17:57,336
Thanks, but I'd rather
Drink a pint of gasoline.
395
00:17:57,336 --> 00:18:00,544
Look, I came over here
To say I'm sorry.
396
00:18:00,544 --> 00:18:02,461
Go on.
397
00:18:02,461 --> 00:18:03,586
I was blind.
398
00:18:03,586 --> 00:18:06,711
Well, blind and deaf
And dumb.
399
00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:09,211
You definitely nailed
The dumb part.
400
00:18:09,211 --> 00:18:12,169
I was an asshole.
401
00:18:12,169 --> 00:18:13,877
I should have never
Blamed you
402
00:18:13,877 --> 00:18:15,377
For ben's cheating.
403
00:18:15,377 --> 00:18:18,919
♪ 'cause all I want
Is a stereo desire... ♪
404
00:18:18,919 --> 00:18:20,877
Apology accepted.
405
00:18:20,877 --> 00:18:23,544
So now that we're
Friends...
406
00:18:23,544 --> 00:18:25,169
Best friends.
407
00:18:25,169 --> 00:18:26,919
♪ yes, I want,
Yes, I want... ♪
408
00:18:26,919 --> 00:18:29,836
Can I ask you to do
Something for me?
409
00:18:29,836 --> 00:18:30,377
Like what?
410
00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:32,711
♪ want... ♪
411
00:18:32,711 --> 00:18:34,877
♪ I said, hey ♪
412
00:18:34,877 --> 00:18:37,419
♪ c'mon, I like to... ♪
413
00:18:37,419 --> 00:18:39,502
That's not
Very friendly.
414
00:18:39,502 --> 00:18:42,544
Are you in
Or are you out?
415
00:18:42,544 --> 00:18:43,919
Ok. Whoa. Whoa. Pump
The brakes here.
416
00:18:43,919 --> 00:18:46,336
I'm not some cheap date
That you can just offer
417
00:18:46,336 --> 00:18:47,586
To buy a drink.
418
00:18:47,586 --> 00:18:49,252
Then suddenly I'm this
Little pinocchio puppet
419
00:18:49,252 --> 00:18:50,461
That you can just
Play with
420
00:18:50,461 --> 00:18:51,461
And make me do these
Little dance routines.
421
00:18:51,461 --> 00:18:53,127
No. I'm a man.
I have self-respect.
422
00:18:53,127 --> 00:18:54,919
Ok. Forget I asked.
423
00:18:54,919 --> 00:18:56,252
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
424
00:18:56,252 --> 00:18:57,794
Now that I think
About it, I'm in.
425
00:18:59,169 --> 00:19:02,127
Does ben know you have
A key to his office?
426
00:19:02,127 --> 00:19:04,086
I made copies years ago.
427
00:19:04,086 --> 00:19:06,627
He has no idea.
428
00:19:08,086 --> 00:19:09,919
Voila!
429
00:19:09,919 --> 00:19:11,627
Ha ha!
430
00:19:11,627 --> 00:19:12,752
Honk, honk,
Honk, honk.
431
00:19:20,669 --> 00:19:22,544
Yes.
432
00:19:22,544 --> 00:19:23,752
There we go.
433
00:19:23,752 --> 00:19:25,002
I just want to make
Sure you see this
434
00:19:25,002 --> 00:19:26,169
Real quick here.
435
00:19:31,419 --> 00:19:33,086
♪ I can't wait ♪
436
00:19:33,086 --> 00:19:36,669
♪ 'til they call
Your number ♪
437
00:19:38,461 --> 00:19:40,086
♪ one plus one
Equals one... ♪
438
00:19:40,086 --> 00:19:41,294
That is what
Extra biceps
439
00:19:41,294 --> 00:19:43,127
Do for you, ben.
440
00:19:45,461 --> 00:19:46,752
♪ we're gonna get back ♪
441
00:19:48,752 --> 00:19:50,586
Oh! This is
What he needs.
442
00:19:53,877 --> 00:19:56,627
Yes.
443
00:19:58,336 --> 00:19:59,586
♪ oh, come on, now ♪
444
00:19:59,586 --> 00:20:01,336
♪ why don't you count
To 10? ♪
445
00:20:06,502 --> 00:20:07,961
♪ come on,
I can't hear you ♪
446
00:20:18,127 --> 00:20:19,627
Hold on.
447
00:20:22,336 --> 00:20:25,252
Oof.
Ha ha!
448
00:20:25,252 --> 00:20:27,669
Ooh...
449
00:20:27,669 --> 00:20:29,127
Drink some of that.
450
00:20:29,127 --> 00:20:31,461
Ooh!
451
00:20:31,461 --> 00:20:34,669
Keep it going.
There we are.
452
00:20:34,669 --> 00:20:36,711
♪ we're gonna get back ♪
453
00:20:36,711 --> 00:20:38,961
♪ baby, please,
Won't you try... ♪
454
00:20:38,961 --> 00:20:40,336
Oh, my god.
455
00:20:40,336 --> 00:20:42,627
Holy cow.
456
00:20:51,002 --> 00:20:53,294
Oh, shit.
457
00:21:04,377 --> 00:21:06,669
♪ two steps forward moving ♪
458
00:21:06,669 --> 00:21:09,586
♪ faster than ever ♪
459
00:21:12,002 --> 00:21:13,377
♪ we're gonna get back... ♪
460
00:21:13,377 --> 00:21:15,377
♪ baby, please... ♪
461
00:21:15,377 --> 00:21:16,836
Oh! No.
462
00:21:16,836 --> 00:21:19,794
That is not an inlet.
That is an outlet.
463
00:21:21,127 --> 00:21:22,127
Heh heh.
464
00:21:22,127 --> 00:21:23,169
Yeah. Right there.
465
00:21:28,544 --> 00:21:29,169
Holy shit.
466
00:21:29,169 --> 00:21:31,752
Oh, fuck.
467
00:21:31,752 --> 00:21:34,044
Oh! Oh...
468
00:21:38,877 --> 00:21:41,544
Ahh...
469
00:21:41,544 --> 00:21:42,586
Oh, yeah.
470
00:21:48,544 --> 00:21:49,169
Played a little
Shovey.
471
00:21:49,169 --> 00:21:51,711
Ha ha ha...
472
00:22:17,961 --> 00:22:19,752
A little shake-and-shake.
473
00:22:19,752 --> 00:22:21,169
Yeah.
474
00:22:21,169 --> 00:22:22,586
Honk, honk, honk,
Honk.
475
00:22:25,919 --> 00:22:27,502
Ooh...
476
00:22:31,961 --> 00:22:35,044
Oop! No.
477
00:22:35,044 --> 00:22:36,794
That's an inlet,
Not an outlet.
478
00:22:38,169 --> 00:22:40,127
Yeah.
Right there.
479
00:23:59,961 --> 00:24:00,544
Oh, honey...
480
00:24:02,919 --> 00:24:04,169
Did you find out
481
00:24:04,169 --> 00:24:04,669
He was fucking
Someone else?
482
00:24:07,336 --> 00:24:09,336
Does he have
A girlfriend?
483
00:24:10,877 --> 00:24:12,544
A wife and 3 kids
In iowa?
484
00:24:12,544 --> 00:24:15,877
It's not about
The stupid florist.
485
00:24:17,502 --> 00:24:19,877
I just found out that my best
Friend from first grade
486
00:24:19,877 --> 00:24:22,461
Died in a car accident
This morning.
487
00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:23,544
Megan...
488
00:24:25,752 --> 00:24:28,086
I'm so sorry.
489
00:24:28,086 --> 00:24:30,252
I haven't spoken to her
In years.
490
00:24:30,252 --> 00:24:33,169
But it just made me think
About stuff, you know?
491
00:24:33,169 --> 00:24:35,377
Like, when you were 7, you
Can't wait to get older.
492
00:24:35,377 --> 00:24:37,711
You think being an adult
Is this magical time
493
00:24:37,711 --> 00:24:40,544
And place, where you have
Total freedom
494
00:24:40,544 --> 00:24:42,377
And everything turns out
495
00:24:42,377 --> 00:24:43,961
Exactly the way you
Want it to.
496
00:24:43,961 --> 00:24:45,669
I thought I'd have all
The answers,
497
00:24:45,669 --> 00:24:48,169
Like all the other
Adults I knew.
498
00:24:50,336 --> 00:24:51,544
Now all I have
Are questions.
499
00:24:51,544 --> 00:24:55,461
No one has all
The answers.
500
00:24:55,461 --> 00:24:57,961
Pretending you have all
The answers is easy.
501
00:24:57,961 --> 00:24:59,961
Continuing to ask
The questions
502
00:24:59,961 --> 00:25:02,336
Is what takes
Real strength.
503
00:25:02,336 --> 00:25:03,211
You think so?
504
00:25:05,752 --> 00:25:08,252
I used to think that
If lizzie ever left me
505
00:25:08,252 --> 00:25:09,961
That I would die,
506
00:25:09,961 --> 00:25:11,252
That I would literally
Stop breathing.
507
00:25:11,252 --> 00:25:14,419
But I didn't.
508
00:25:16,752 --> 00:25:20,252
That experience has
Only made me stronger.
509
00:25:20,252 --> 00:25:22,169
And now I have you.
510
00:25:22,169 --> 00:25:25,544
And I have jenna...
511
00:25:25,544 --> 00:25:27,127
And I have amy.
512
00:25:29,086 --> 00:25:30,502
You're not
Replacements for lizzie,
513
00:25:30,502 --> 00:25:33,461
But you're additions
To the tribe,
514
00:25:33,461 --> 00:25:35,544
And I wouldn't trade
You for anything
515
00:25:35,544 --> 00:25:37,002
In the world.
516
00:25:42,169 --> 00:25:44,461
Have you ever seen
"Titanic"?
517
00:25:44,461 --> 00:25:46,752
It's only my favorite
Movie ever made.
518
00:25:47,919 --> 00:25:48,836
Well, fire it up.
519
00:25:48,836 --> 00:25:51,752
I'm gonna go grab
The tequila.
520
00:25:51,752 --> 00:25:53,961
Tequila? Why?
521
00:25:53,961 --> 00:25:55,169
'cause you've never
Watched it before
522
00:25:55,169 --> 00:25:57,419
Like I watch it.
523
00:25:57,419 --> 00:26:00,086
Get ready to drink.
Ha ha...
524
00:26:00,086 --> 00:26:01,419
♪ "So is
There anywhere" ♪
525
00:26:01,419 --> 00:26:03,961
♪ "You want to go?" ♪
526
00:26:03,961 --> 00:26:06,961
♪ she says,
"Any place is home" ♪
527
00:26:06,961 --> 00:26:10,752
♪ "But is there anywhere
You want to go?" ♪
528
00:26:10,752 --> 00:26:12,586
♪ her crooked smile ♪
529
00:26:12,586 --> 00:26:14,086
♪ "How about mexico?" ♪
530
00:26:14,086 --> 00:26:16,336
♪ well, get back, well,
Get back, well, get back ♪
531
00:26:16,336 --> 00:26:19,169
♪ well, get back ♪
532
00:26:19,169 --> 00:26:23,086
♪ "You will surely be" ♪
533
00:26:23,086 --> 00:26:26,169
♪ "You'll be the death of me" ♪
534
00:26:26,169 --> 00:26:28,586
♪ "And you surely..." ♪
535
00:26:37,086 --> 00:26:38,252
Problems?
536
00:26:38,252 --> 00:26:39,502
If we don't get him
Married stat,
537
00:26:39,502 --> 00:26:41,086
They're gonna shanghai
Him back to manitoba.
538
00:26:41,086 --> 00:26:42,169
I'm sorry, sam. I don't
Know anyone at city hall.
539
00:26:42,169 --> 00:26:43,794
But I do.
540
00:26:43,794 --> 00:26:46,502
There is no way that I am
Setting you up with megan.
541
00:26:46,502 --> 00:26:47,919
She takes weeks to get
Over a bangover.
542
00:26:47,919 --> 00:26:49,836
Haven't you ever
Slapped a bitch before?
543
00:26:49,836 --> 00:26:51,252
Nice.
544
00:26:51,252 --> 00:26:52,669
Penni, you have
To get married.
545
00:26:52,669 --> 00:26:53,752
Come meet me in
The bathroom
546
00:26:53,752 --> 00:26:54,794
And make up for
Last time.
547
00:26:54,794 --> 00:26:56,752
So you're gonna try
And find a skank
548
00:26:56,752 --> 00:26:58,044
To take home tonight?
549
00:26:58,044 --> 00:27:00,086
I was worried you'd gone off
With somebody else.
550
00:27:00,086 --> 00:27:01,169
I'm watching you, pal.
551
00:27:01,169 --> 00:27:02,169
My place in an hour.
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