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I can't believe
Jenna's even
Thinking
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About getting back
Together with him.
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That one
Or that one?
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That one.
That one.
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You haven't ever
Been tempted to get
Back with jason?
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Well...
I don't know.
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That one or that one?
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That one.
That one.
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But he hasn't
Cheated on me
Over and over again.
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That one or that one?
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That one.
That one.
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Megan, why are
We doing this?
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I mean, do you have
A new guy you're
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Stalking
Or something?
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No, but I read somewhere
That it's a good idea
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To keep current pictures
Of yourself,
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So I snapped these
Boob and but selfies
Just in case.
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Your boobs are
Very photogenic,
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But I can't
Concentrate on
Nipple lighting
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And cleavage
Cropping right now.
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Jenna was on this
Path to becoming
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A more
Independent woman.
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Now she's just
Slipping away.
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Yeah.
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How big was the ring?
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On a scale
Of "I'm sorry"
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To "I royally
Fucked up,"
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Definitely closer
To the latter.
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I wonder what
The makeup sex
Was like.
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Oh, she didn't
Have any,
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Or at least that's
What they said.
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They're "Taking
It slow."
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You know, I totally
Get it.
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Makeup sex is
The fucking worst.
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Carrie wants it to be,
Like, this tender apology,
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And I want to be,
Like, this passionate,
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"Holy fuck, my toes
Are numb" sort of thing.
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I thought all sex
Is good sex.
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Megan, sex is not
Like pizza.
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I have definitely
Had bad sex.
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Yep. Me, too.
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I know, right?
Me, too.
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But breakup sex,
That shit is
Always awesome.
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In fact, breakup sex
With jason was
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The best sex
Of our relationship.
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Am I right?
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I never had
Breakup sex
With jason.
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Actually, I've never
Had breakup sex
With anyone.
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Well...Maybe you should.
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No matter what,
You'll have amazing sex,
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And maybe you'll get
The closure you're
Looking for.
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Kari kimmel: ♪ that you're
A joke, oh, oh, oh, ♪
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♪ oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ oh, oh, oh,
Oh, oh, oh ♪
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Kristin diable:
♪ listen close ♪
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♪ it's time that I impart ♪
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♪ these words of wisdom ♪
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♪ on how playing is an art ♪
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♪ you'll never ever lose ♪
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♪ just follow my rules ♪
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♪ you'll have any man
You choose ♪
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♪ when you follow the rules ♪
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♪ just follow
The rules ♪
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Do you have a good
Relationship with your exes?
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Uh, some yes,
Others not so much.
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Why some not so much?
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Well, shane
Was married,
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Emma is in rehab,
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And, um, dina
Tried to stab me.
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Whoa!
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So no breakup sex
With her, huh?
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She tried to stab me
During breakup sex.
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Wow! Sounds painful.
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Are you kidding?
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It was
Fucking amazing.
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Really?
Oh, yeah.
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Oh, no. I love
Breakup sex.
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I go all out
On that shit.
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I'm talking, like,
Acrobatics,
Pyrotechnics,
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You know,
Endangered animals.
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Why?
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Because breakup sex
Is the measuring stick
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By which your ex is
Going to gauge all
Future hookups.
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I want her to be like,
"Oh, I used to hate
The way he
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"Picked his nose
With a fork,
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But, damn, that guy
Could fuck!" you know?
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See? Those two
Know what I'm
Talking about.
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Do you think you get
More closure from it?
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I don't believe
In closure.
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Jason and I never
Had breakup sex.
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Yeah. I mean,
If that's something
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You feel like
You should explore,
You know?
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[banging on table]
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You don't think it's
Something I would
Regret, do you?
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I don't believe
In regrets either...
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But better to regret
Something you did
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Over something
You didn't.
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[pottery breaks]
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You ready
For the meade
Negotiations tomorrow?
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When am I not ready?
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The question is
Are you ready?
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Oh, I was born ready.
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They may be sharks,
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But I'm
A killer whale.
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Ok, shamu.
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Watch me swim
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Through the ring
And splash them
Into submission.
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Ok. This killer whale
Metaphor is getting
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Less and less
Intimidating
By the second.
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Hey. So I was
Thinking when I win
The negotiations tomorrow,
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What about we go out
To dinner to celebrate?
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We'll see.
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By the way, I spoke
To your ex.
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You did?
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I think
She's in need
Of a little closure.
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Sam: ok. What kind
Of face cream
Does penni use?
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Hmm. She uses
Face cream?
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Looks like she just
Licked her palms
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And spread them
On her face.
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Ehnnn! Wrong!
It's vodka.
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[glass breaks]
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Tyler: hey. Hey!
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When I said
Free drinks
For life,
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That does not
Include using
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My top shelf liquor
For your personal
Hygiene.
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I can't--
I can't do this.
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Give this to me.
Gi--
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Ugh! I cannot
Do this.
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I cannot fake
Being in a straight
Relationship
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With that.
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Amy: oh, relax.
Being in a fake
Straight relationship
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Is easy.
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I did it for years
With my ex-boyfriends.
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Sam: look!
You have to find a way
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To truly get
To know each other,
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Or you are gonna
Lose everything.
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You guys are gonna need
To move in together.
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Oh, my god.
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You have
A bathtub, right?
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No. A shower.
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Well, then where am I
Gonna sleep?
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Hey, guys.
How's it going?
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You ready for your
Big interview next week?
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Sam: it's not
Going well.
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Really, really,
It's not going well.
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What happens if
They don't pass
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The immigration
Interview?
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They'll pass it.
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They have to pass it.
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Failure is not
An option.
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They're a mess.
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I mean, penni's out of
Her antipsychotic drugs,
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Which I don't know if
She's taking for fun
Or for real.
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They'll probably
Kill each other
Before the interview,
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In which event it won't
Be an immigration case.
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It will be
A murder case.
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All right.
All right.
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They have to move in
With each other.
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That is just what
I was saying.
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You can learn a lot
About a person
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Just from spending
One night together.
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I know. Right.
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Wait. Why?
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Did you recently spend
The night with someone,
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Like that girl
From your work
Rachel whatever?
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Are we talking
About this kind
Of stuff now?
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I don't want things
To get weird.
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No. We can be
Friends.
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Why would that
Be weird?
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Guys, sorry to interrupt,
But I just talked with beth,
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And I think we're gonna
Give things another shot.
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Oh, my gosh.
Charlie, that's amazing!
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I know, right?
Yeah.
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She's not here,
Is she?
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Yeah. Babe, come on over
And meet these guys.
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Beth, this is
My sister sam.
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Hi.
Hi.
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So nice to meet you.
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So nice to finally
Meet you.
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Oh, my gosh!
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Oh, and this is jason.
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[spits]
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Hi.
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So...You're...Beth.
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Let's go.
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Sweet. I'll call you.
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Yeah. Call me
In, like, a minute.
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Were you just
Checking out her ass?
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Uh...
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Yes.
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Ohh!
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No, sam, it--
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Boo!
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You're pretty.
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Mmm, mmm, beth.
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Before we go
Any further,
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There's something
I need to tell you.
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Ok.
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Ok. When we were
Apart,
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I had a consensual
Sexual encounter
With another girl,
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And I felt terrible
About it.
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It's just that
We were broken up,
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And I was feeling
So sad and confused,
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And she was
Really cute.
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That's neither
Here nor there.
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The point is that
I immediately
Regretted it.
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I don't want
To be with some
Other girl.
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I want to be
With you.
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I hope you're
Not mad.
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It's ok.
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It is?
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Yeah. I mean...
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It happens, right?
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Ok. Just to be clear,
When you say it happens,
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Do you mean that happened,
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Or do you mean that,
Like, other things happened,
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Like things
With you or--
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What happened
Happened.
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What matters...
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Is that we're here
Together.
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Leah nobel:
♪ I don't know what it is ♪
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♪ about people these days... ♪
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You can have...
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A consensual...
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Sexual...
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Encounter with me.
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♪ didn't your mama
Teach you how to behave? ♪
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♪ I guess not ♪
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♪ no, I guess not ♪
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♪ I guess not ♪
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♪ no, I guess not ♪
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Oh. So something
Definitely happened then?
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You know what?
I don't even care.
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You don't know her,
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I don't know him,
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And we can focus
On us.
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♪ pretend someone
Is calling me ♪
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♪ yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ oh, oh, oh ♪
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I don't know him,
Right?
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Charlie, you're
Blowing it.
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Right.
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♪ why is it so hard
To find someone who is kind ♪
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♪ someone who respects
An imaginary line? ♪
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♪ I don't know what it is ♪
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♪ about people these days ♪
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♪ so inconsiderate,
Always up in my face ♪
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♪ didn't your mama
Teach you how to behave? ♪
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♪ didn't your mama
Teach you how to behave? ♪
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♪ I guess not, no... ♪
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Was it that idiot
Micah from your
Writing group?
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No.
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Was it that
Weird guy dave,
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Who flirts with you
At the juice bar?
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No.
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Was it one
Of my friends?
257
00:10:59,542 --> 00:11:01,750
Ok. I'm just gonna
Start
258
00:11:01,750 --> 00:11:03,042
Naming my friends,
259
00:11:03,042 --> 00:11:04,958
And you have to tell
Me if I'm right.
260
00:11:04,958 --> 00:11:09,000
Ok. Dylan, isaac,
Jackson, jeremy,
261
00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:14,458
Jesse--mmm.
Duffy, elliot...
262
00:11:14,458 --> 00:11:18,083
♪ so inconsiderate,
Always up in my face ♪
263
00:11:18,083 --> 00:11:21,500
♪ didn't your mama
Teach you how to behave? ♪
264
00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:27,875
♪ didn't your mama
Teach you how to behave? ♪
265
00:11:34,708 --> 00:11:37,583
[cell phone ringing]
266
00:11:37,583 --> 00:11:38,625
Hello?
267
00:11:38,625 --> 00:11:40,833
Hey. Jason.
268
00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:42,792
Sam.
269
00:11:42,792 --> 00:11:45,125
I was just thinking
Let's go to dinner
Tomorrow night.
270
00:11:45,125 --> 00:11:47,250
Ok.
Ok. Great.
271
00:11:47,250 --> 00:11:49,333
I just want to
Catch up.
272
00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:51,417
There's no reason we
Can't be friends, right?
273
00:11:51,417 --> 00:11:52,625
That sounds great.
274
00:11:52,625 --> 00:11:54,125
So did you have
A place in mind, or--
275
00:11:54,125 --> 00:11:55,625
Why don't you just
Pick a place
276
00:11:55,625 --> 00:11:58,500
And, uh, text me
The address?
277
00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:02,167
Ok, but are you hungry
For italian or vietnamese?
278
00:12:02,167 --> 00:12:03,167
Sam, I'm sorry.
I'm really late
For a meeting.
279
00:12:03,167 --> 00:12:05,917
Look. I'll see you
Tomorrow night.
280
00:12:05,917 --> 00:12:10,208
Ok. Um, bye.
281
00:12:10,208 --> 00:12:11,750
What the fuck?
282
00:12:17,208 --> 00:12:18,875
Are you trying to
Get back with your ex?
283
00:12:18,875 --> 00:12:22,250
No. We're just
Going to dinner.
284
00:12:22,250 --> 00:12:23,875
I think we need
Some closure.
285
00:12:23,875 --> 00:12:25,750
You're trying to
Get back with him.
286
00:12:25,750 --> 00:12:28,750
You can't tell me
You never talk
To any of your exes.
287
00:12:28,750 --> 00:12:32,458
Exes. I need to
Have girlfriends
To have exes.
288
00:12:32,458 --> 00:12:33,292
What about
Mackenzie?
289
00:12:33,292 --> 00:12:34,458
How do you know
About her?
290
00:12:34,458 --> 00:12:37,042
Do you have any idea
How often you leave
291
00:12:37,042 --> 00:12:39,542
Your e-mail open
On my computer?
292
00:12:39,542 --> 00:12:43,500
Do you know how often
You wear stupid stuff?
Shut up!
293
00:12:48,583 --> 00:12:53,417
Man: what we're
Offering your client
Is more than fair.
294
00:12:53,417 --> 00:12:56,250
We've already outlined
The terms of the merger.
295
00:12:56,250 --> 00:12:59,042
You said yes,
Now you're reneging.
296
00:12:59,042 --> 00:13:00,500
If you want to play this
The hard way,
297
00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:01,250
We've already got
A team in place,
Ready to turn this
298
00:13:01,250 --> 00:13:04,625
Into a hostile takeover.
299
00:13:04,625 --> 00:13:06,000
It's up to you.
300
00:13:09,208 --> 00:13:10,500
Oh, my god.
Did you see
Their faces
301
00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:12,667
When I said,
"Hostile takeover"?
302
00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:15,167
For a second there,
I thought you blew
The whole negotiations.
303
00:13:15,167 --> 00:13:16,500
Whatever possessed
You to--
304
00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:19,417
I don't know.
I just had
This feeling.
305
00:13:19,417 --> 00:13:21,833
Well, that feeling
Closed us
A huge deal.
306
00:13:21,833 --> 00:13:23,292
You what this
Means then?
307
00:13:23,292 --> 00:13:25,125
Fat bonuses, keys
To the executive
Bathroom,
308
00:13:25,125 --> 00:13:26,750
Riding around in
The company's g6.
309
00:13:26,750 --> 00:13:28,125
Even better.
310
00:13:30,833 --> 00:13:34,583
I'm taking you
Out to dinner.
311
00:13:34,583 --> 00:13:36,125
We'll see.
312
00:13:38,708 --> 00:13:40,667
That's what you
Keep saying.
313
00:13:44,167 --> 00:13:46,542
[whispering]
314
00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:55,625
What's in here,
A dead body?
315
00:13:55,625 --> 00:13:58,625
Wouldn't be
Too surprised.
316
00:13:58,625 --> 00:14:02,458
[sneezes]
317
00:14:02,458 --> 00:14:03,458
Will you quit with
That voodoo crap?
318
00:14:03,458 --> 00:14:05,042
You know I'm
Allergic to sage.
319
00:14:05,042 --> 00:14:06,333
I have a pill for that.
320
00:14:06,333 --> 00:14:08,250
All right.
I got to go back to work.
321
00:14:08,250 --> 00:14:09,208
Have fun
With your fiancée.
322
00:14:09,208 --> 00:14:12,125
Uh, maybe I should
Go to the bar.
323
00:14:12,125 --> 00:14:13,750
No. You have to
Stay here
324
00:14:13,750 --> 00:14:15,833
Because you have
To stay here.
325
00:14:15,833 --> 00:14:18,958
Ohh.
326
00:14:18,958 --> 00:14:20,875
God, I'm exhausted
Just looking at all
This shit
327
00:14:20,875 --> 00:14:22,083
We have to do.
328
00:14:22,083 --> 00:14:24,667
I have a pill
For that, too.
329
00:14:24,667 --> 00:14:28,208
[both humming]
330
00:14:28,208 --> 00:14:31,750
Ok. Ready?
Yeah.
331
00:14:31,750 --> 00:14:32,958
Della swiss:
♪ every minute of every day ♪
332
00:14:32,958 --> 00:14:35,583
♪ of every month
For 3 years ♪
333
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:36,625
♪ thinking you were
Coming back... ♪
334
00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:38,208
What's this?
335
00:14:38,208 --> 00:14:40,917
Home enema.
What's this?
336
00:14:40,917 --> 00:14:41,583
Stun gun.
337
00:14:41,583 --> 00:14:43,875
Aah!
338
00:14:43,875 --> 00:14:45,375
Thirsty?
339
00:14:45,375 --> 00:14:47,333
♪ I'm gonna scream
Into the sky ♪
340
00:14:47,333 --> 00:14:49,208
Whoo-hoo!
Ha ha ha!
341
00:14:49,208 --> 00:14:51,333
Ha ha ha!
342
00:14:51,333 --> 00:14:53,792
♪ and that's to burn,
Burn them all ♪
343
00:14:53,792 --> 00:14:54,958
♪ here I go ♪
344
00:14:54,958 --> 00:14:57,042
♪ watch me do it ♪
345
00:14:57,042 --> 00:14:58,458
Aah!
346
00:14:58,458 --> 00:15:00,125
♪ here I go ♪
347
00:15:00,125 --> 00:15:02,000
♪ watch me do it ♪
348
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,250
Hang on.
349
00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:04,292
Ok.
350
00:15:04,292 --> 00:15:05,500
♪ watch me do it ♪
351
00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:06,750
♪ here I go ♪
352
00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:09,583
♪ watch me do it ♪
353
00:15:09,583 --> 00:15:12,000
♪ here I go ♪
354
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,208
♪ watch me do it ♪
355
00:15:13,208 --> 00:15:14,417
Oh, ho ho ho!
356
00:15:14,417 --> 00:15:14,875
Meehhhn!
357
00:15:14,875 --> 00:15:18,917
Ohh. Mmm.
358
00:15:18,917 --> 00:15:20,958
Ha ha!
359
00:15:20,958 --> 00:15:22,875
Ok. What's my
Grandfather's name?
360
00:15:22,875 --> 00:15:23,542
Atticus.
361
00:15:23,542 --> 00:15:25,458
Wrong!
362
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:27,750
It's finch.
363
00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:29,958
Ohh!
364
00:15:29,958 --> 00:15:31,250
Don't you dare,
Don't you dare throw
That at my head.
365
00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:33,375
You are insane.
I can't live like this.
366
00:15:33,375 --> 00:15:36,500
Well, you begged me
To move in with you.
367
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:39,125
I was perfectly
Fine living
Under the bridge!
368
00:15:39,125 --> 00:15:40,250
Tyler: oh, yeah!
You want to be homeless?
369
00:15:40,250 --> 00:15:44,625
Go right ahead.
The door's open.
370
00:15:44,625 --> 00:15:46,625
Hi.
Hey.
371
00:15:46,625 --> 00:15:50,042
Ha ha! Sorry
About all the noise.
372
00:15:50,042 --> 00:15:52,000
Yeah. No problem.
Breakups are noisy.
373
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:55,208
Break--breakup? No, no.
374
00:15:55,208 --> 00:15:57,375
Just one of our
Normal, everyday fights.
375
00:15:57,375 --> 00:16:00,542
Are you kidding?
It's just foreplay.
376
00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:03,000
I like it angry.
377
00:16:07,125 --> 00:16:11,083
Lex land:
♪ I know I may seem tough ♪
378
00:16:11,083 --> 00:16:12,458
♪ and that I can play rough... ♪
379
00:16:12,458 --> 00:16:16,167
Come on, you guys.
Don't fight.
380
00:16:16,167 --> 00:16:18,042
If you like,
I can do a little dance
381
00:16:18,042 --> 00:16:19,750
To "Twinkle, twinkle,
Little star."
382
00:16:19,750 --> 00:16:22,875
It always used to make
My parents feel better
After a fight.
383
00:16:22,875 --> 00:16:24,375
We're not fighting.
384
00:16:24,375 --> 00:16:29,042
We're just not
Talking right now.
385
00:16:29,042 --> 00:16:30,458
You know what we should
Do tomorrow?
386
00:16:30,458 --> 00:16:33,167
We should take one
Of jenna's hot yoga classes.
387
00:16:33,167 --> 00:16:35,375
I just bought the cutest
New lululemon yoga pants.
388
00:16:35,375 --> 00:16:36,917
You totally should.
389
00:16:36,917 --> 00:16:38,833
There's this guy
That takes
The yoga class,
390
00:16:38,833 --> 00:16:41,500
And he does
The sexiest
Lizard pose.
391
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,833
I can't. I'm working
On a project with ryan,
392
00:16:43,833 --> 00:16:45,500
And then I'm going
To dinner with jason.
393
00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:46,667
Whoa!
Double dipping.
394
00:16:46,667 --> 00:16:50,792
It's not like that.
Ryan and I are just...
395
00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:52,125
Well, I don't really
Know what we are,
396
00:16:52,125 --> 00:16:54,667
But jason and I are
Definitely just friends.
397
00:16:54,667 --> 00:16:57,875
Friends that
Need closure.
398
00:16:57,875 --> 00:16:59,417
Am I right?
399
00:16:59,417 --> 00:17:02,208
Oh. So you
Can be friends
With your exes,
400
00:17:02,208 --> 00:17:04,292
And I can't?
401
00:17:04,292 --> 00:17:06,250
Seems a little
Hypocritical,
Don't you think?
402
00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:08,083
Not really!
403
00:17:08,083 --> 00:17:10,125
Jason didn't
Screw around on me.
404
00:17:10,125 --> 00:17:11,917
So that gives you
The right to
Screw with him?
405
00:17:11,917 --> 00:17:14,458
You're delusional.
406
00:17:18,792 --> 00:17:21,083
Amy: honey, I'm home.
407
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:23,125
[splash, scream]
408
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:25,542
Did you leave
The toilet seat
Up again?
409
00:17:25,542 --> 00:17:29,292
Uh, yeah.
410
00:17:29,292 --> 00:17:30,792
Ok. First of all,
That is bizarre.
411
00:17:30,792 --> 00:17:33,083
Second of all,
412
00:17:33,083 --> 00:17:34,667
One of the benefits
Of being a lesbian
413
00:17:34,667 --> 00:17:37,250
Is that I don't
Have to deal
With this shit!
414
00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:39,000
Fuck! It's just water.
415
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,917
Don't get hysterical.
416
00:17:41,917 --> 00:17:44,042
Oh. Hysterical?
417
00:17:44,042 --> 00:17:45,667
Now you're not just
Pissing like a man,
418
00:17:45,667 --> 00:17:48,417
You're using
Gender-biased labels, too?
419
00:17:48,417 --> 00:17:51,417
I really take offense
To that casual use
420
00:17:51,417 --> 00:17:53,708
Of that word
In our culture,
That and crazy.
421
00:17:53,708 --> 00:17:57,292
[knock on door]
422
00:17:57,292 --> 00:17:59,042
Hey.
423
00:17:59,042 --> 00:18:01,708
Um, I know it's late,
But I was just wondering
424
00:18:01,708 --> 00:18:03,875
If I could crash here
For tonight.
425
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:05,458
Of course.
426
00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:07,500
She can stay
On the couch
With me.
427
00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:08,833
Uh, no. That's ok.
428
00:18:08,833 --> 00:18:11,500
I've slept with enough
Straight guys I my life
429
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:13,542
I can sleep
On the floor.
430
00:18:13,542 --> 00:18:14,625
Don't be silly.
431
00:18:14,625 --> 00:18:15,750
You can just sleep
In my bed.
432
00:18:15,750 --> 00:18:17,750
But I--
Charlie.
433
00:18:17,750 --> 00:18:19,667
Don't even try.
434
00:18:25,667 --> 00:18:27,917
Just, uh--
435
00:18:33,250 --> 00:18:35,792
I never get
To have nice things.
436
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:42,917
You still feeding
The squirrels?
437
00:18:42,917 --> 00:18:45,958
Probably still hungry.
438
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:46,958
Well, next time,
You can probably
Feed them something
439
00:18:46,958 --> 00:18:47,958
They don't eat a lot
440
00:18:47,958 --> 00:18:50,875
Like a club
Sandwich.
441
00:18:50,875 --> 00:18:55,667
Probably fucking
Sick of chestnuts.
442
00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:57,208
Do you think I'm
A hypocrite
443
00:18:57,208 --> 00:18:57,917
For seeing jason tonight
While telling my friend
444
00:18:57,917 --> 00:19:00,167
Not to see her ex?
445
00:19:00,167 --> 00:19:01,792
Oh, that's perfect!
446
00:19:03,250 --> 00:19:06,500
No. I don't think
You're a hypocrite,
447
00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:08,583
And if something
Inside of you
Is telling you
448
00:19:08,583 --> 00:19:09,917
You need to go
See your ex,
449
00:19:09,917 --> 00:19:11,833
You should probably
Go see him.
450
00:19:13,958 --> 00:19:17,583
You don't mind?
451
00:19:17,583 --> 00:19:18,708
Why would I mind?
452
00:19:21,292 --> 00:19:22,542
I have to leave,
Like, right now
453
00:19:22,542 --> 00:19:25,375
In order to make it
To dinner.
454
00:19:25,375 --> 00:19:26,792
Well, then you
Better get going.
455
00:19:29,417 --> 00:19:31,292
I'll just, uh...
456
00:19:31,292 --> 00:19:35,458
I'll just add this
To our found art pile.
457
00:19:39,875 --> 00:19:40,708
[crunch]
458
00:19:40,708 --> 00:19:43,583
Ok. That's gross.
459
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,875
This is good. It's got
Red bell peppers on it.
460
00:19:48,167 --> 00:19:50,958
[sighs]
461
00:19:50,958 --> 00:19:52,958
Jason: ha! Somehow,
I can't imagine you
462
00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:55,167
With a hammer
In your hand
463
00:19:55,167 --> 00:19:56,958
And a tool belt
On your hip,
464
00:19:56,958 --> 00:19:58,833
But I think
It's cool.
465
00:19:58,833 --> 00:19:59,833
You're trying
Something different.
466
00:19:59,833 --> 00:20:02,042
It's been really
Transformative.
467
00:20:02,042 --> 00:20:05,583
It's like the whole world
And all your problems
Just melt away,
468
00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:08,000
And it's you
And your hammer
And the wood
469
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,875
Or the clay and your hands,
470
00:20:10,875 --> 00:20:13,417
And nothing else
Gets in the way
471
00:20:13,417 --> 00:20:17,458
Except for sometimes
Your thumbs.
472
00:20:17,458 --> 00:20:18,958
This is my hammer.
473
00:20:18,958 --> 00:20:20,083
There are many
Like it,
474
00:20:20,083 --> 00:20:22,083
But this one
Is mine.
475
00:20:25,333 --> 00:20:29,708
Ohh. "Platoon."
"Full metal jacket."
476
00:20:29,708 --> 00:20:31,458
But I know
What you're saying.
477
00:20:31,458 --> 00:20:32,875
I've been on this
String of cases
Recently
478
00:20:32,875 --> 00:20:36,000
Where I've just gone
Into this zone,
Like yesterday.
479
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,125
It's just like
You said.
480
00:20:37,125 --> 00:20:39,458
The whole world
Melted away.
481
00:20:39,458 --> 00:20:41,208
I went with my gut,
482
00:20:41,208 --> 00:20:43,417
And I took the lead
On this big deal,
483
00:20:43,417 --> 00:20:45,000
And we won.
484
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,875
That's amazing.
485
00:20:47,875 --> 00:20:50,875
To living
In the moment.
486
00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:53,125
To living
In the moment.
487
00:21:02,375 --> 00:21:03,667
This is nice.
Thank you for--
488
00:21:03,667 --> 00:21:06,208
You know, we never
Had breakup sex.
489
00:21:06,208 --> 00:21:09,042
Uh...No.
490
00:21:09,042 --> 00:21:13,958
No. We--we never did
Have breakup sex.
491
00:21:13,958 --> 00:21:15,375
Right?
492
00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:18,542
That's right.
493
00:21:18,542 --> 00:21:23,417
Come here just
For, like, one second.
494
00:21:23,417 --> 00:21:25,875
I just want to
Tell you something.
495
00:21:29,875 --> 00:21:33,708
What are you doing?
496
00:21:33,708 --> 00:21:36,375
I don't know.
497
00:21:36,375 --> 00:21:38,750
I'm just trying to
Live in the moment.
498
00:22:26,958 --> 00:22:28,625
[car horn honks]
499
00:22:43,750 --> 00:22:46,333
[belt hits floor]
500
00:23:12,708 --> 00:23:15,667
[sirens]
501
00:23:18,167 --> 00:23:19,917
Heh heh heh.
502
00:24:15,708 --> 00:24:17,333
Ohh!
503
00:25:13,917 --> 00:25:15,458
I miss this.
504
00:25:18,208 --> 00:25:19,750
Me, too.
505
00:25:23,542 --> 00:25:28,792
Why wasn't it ever
Like that when we
Were dating?
506
00:25:28,792 --> 00:25:31,583
I don't know.
507
00:25:31,583 --> 00:25:34,917
Maybe it's better
When there's
No expectations.
508
00:25:39,333 --> 00:25:44,792
That was the best
Breakup sex
I've ever had.
509
00:25:50,583 --> 00:25:54,458
Thank you.
510
00:25:54,458 --> 00:25:57,583
What a great way
To end it.
511
00:25:57,583 --> 00:25:59,250
End it?
512
00:25:59,250 --> 00:26:01,292
[sirens]
513
00:26:01,292 --> 00:26:05,625
Yeah. I thought this
Was about closure.
514
00:26:05,625 --> 00:26:07,833
What did you think?
515
00:26:07,833 --> 00:26:10,625
Yeah. I--I guess
I don't know
What I thought.
516
00:26:10,625 --> 00:26:14,208
I just...
517
00:26:14,208 --> 00:26:16,875
I was just trying to
Live in the moment,
518
00:26:16,875 --> 00:26:18,250
Do what felt right,
519
00:26:18,250 --> 00:26:22,083
And that felt
Really, really
Right.
520
00:26:22,083 --> 00:26:24,375
You're not gonna
Spend the night?
521
00:26:24,375 --> 00:26:29,208
Spend the night
Or get back together?
522
00:26:31,500 --> 00:26:34,250
I don't know.
I mean...
523
00:26:34,250 --> 00:26:36,083
Why do we have
To define it.
524
00:26:36,083 --> 00:26:40,458
Let's just go
With our instincts.
525
00:26:45,833 --> 00:26:49,292
Well, my instincts
Are telling me it's
Time to move on.
526
00:27:02,750 --> 00:27:03,208
[sighs]
527
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,375
What happened?
528
00:27:08,958 --> 00:27:11,167
Do yourself a favor.
529
00:27:11,167 --> 00:27:13,000
Stay away
From ex sex.
530
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:16,583
Breakup sex,
Makeup sex.
531
00:27:16,583 --> 00:27:17,792
When you have sex
With an ex,
532
00:27:17,792 --> 00:27:21,333
All you do is
Get fucked.
533
00:27:21,333 --> 00:27:22,875
Ahh.
534
00:27:25,917 --> 00:27:27,500
What are you doing?
535
00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:28,833
You just made up
A new rule.
536
00:27:28,833 --> 00:27:30,583
I have to write it down
Before I forget.
537
00:27:39,167 --> 00:27:43,250
Dinner tomorrow night
Alinea 8 p.M.
538
00:27:43,250 --> 00:27:45,375
I don't do
Relationships, remember?
539
00:27:45,375 --> 00:27:47,167
Relax.
540
00:27:47,167 --> 00:27:48,458
It's just dinner.
541
00:27:54,667 --> 00:27:59,250
Hey. I feel really weird
About how we left things.
542
00:27:59,250 --> 00:28:01,125
Can we meet
To talk it out?
543
00:28:01,125 --> 00:28:03,250
At the amphitheater
By the bean.
544
00:28:14,875 --> 00:28:18,667
Jenna: hey, sam.
Hi.
545
00:28:18,667 --> 00:28:21,083
I'm glad you called.
546
00:28:21,083 --> 00:28:24,083
So should we have
Makeup sex now?
547
00:28:24,083 --> 00:28:25,208
Ha ha ha!
548
00:28:25,208 --> 00:28:27,250
Chauncey jacks:
♪ sorry I can't stay ♪
549
00:28:27,250 --> 00:28:30,417
♪ got too much to do
For you, baby ♪
550
00:28:30,417 --> 00:28:32,458
♪ but ♪
551
00:28:32,458 --> 00:28:36,875
♪ I wouldn't change a thing ♪
552
00:28:36,875 --> 00:28:39,833
♪ I wouldn't change ♪
553
00:28:39,833 --> 00:28:43,792
♪ a thing, a thing ♪
554
00:28:43,792 --> 00:28:46,167
♪ I wouldn't change ♪
555
00:28:46,167 --> 00:28:54,875
♪ a thing ♪
556
00:28:59,542 --> 00:29:00,750
Ryan:
Yeah. She is hot.
557
00:29:00,750 --> 00:29:03,667
Right now, he
Is looking
Into her eyes,
558
00:29:03,667 --> 00:29:06,250
Seducing her
With sincerity.
559
00:29:06,250 --> 00:29:07,917
Gorgeous, full lips.
560
00:29:07,917 --> 00:29:10,042
See? Dinner isn't
So threatening.
561
00:29:10,042 --> 00:29:11,167
And then
What happens?
562
00:29:11,167 --> 00:29:12,750
Ahh!
563
00:29:12,750 --> 00:29:16,583
We should stop
Before this becomes
A relationship.
564
00:29:16,583 --> 00:29:18,792
Kidding.
565
00:29:18,792 --> 00:29:21,125
Megan: I had the best
Sex of my life last night.
566
00:29:21,125 --> 00:29:22,333
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
567
00:29:22,333 --> 00:29:24,500
Come sleep with me
In dreamland,
568
00:29:24,500 --> 00:29:26,000
My fiery dove.
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