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♪ come listen close ♪
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♪ there's a rhythm
To the night that you should know ♪
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♪ I make a plan,
I find a man ♪
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♪ I lock and load ♪
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♪ I've had my eye on you
In your good suit ♪
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♪ now let me show you
How this will go ♪
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♪ when you feel the rain ♪
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♪ boy, you'd better run for
Cover or you'll drown ♪
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♪ I'll take you in,
I'll let you in ♪
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♪ I'll make a sound ♪
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♪ like someone from the movies
When they sing ♪
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♪ oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ ohh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ take me or leave me ♪
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♪ I'll keep my cool,
I've got my rules ♪
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♪ I don't have time
For your childish ways ♪
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♪ this is a game,
But it's not ♪
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♪ yours to play ♪
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♪ ever wondered why ♪
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♪ some girls can take
And some get left ♪
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♪ and lie behind? ♪
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♪ it's not a mystery ♪
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♪ the truth is you are blind
To what you really need ♪
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♪ in this life ♪
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♪ my daddy always said ♪
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♪ play hard to get and never
Give what you can keep ♪
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♪ I did my time, I play
This music in my sleep ♪
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♪ you are the jester
In my court ♪
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♪ and I, I play the queen ♪
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♪ oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ take me or leave me ♪
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♪ I ain't no fool,
I got my rules ♪
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♪ I don't have time
For your childish ways ♪
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♪ this is a game,
But it's not ♪
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♪ yours to play ♪
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♪ it's exactly what I mean ♪
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♪ don't come in riding on
A horse to rescue me ♪
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♪ the night is young
And full of mystery, you see ♪
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♪ I'll take you somewhere
You will never want to leave ♪
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♪ oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ take me or leave me ♪
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♪ I'll keep my cool,
I've got my rules ♪
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Sorry. Sorry.
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♪ I don't have time
For your childish ways ♪
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♪ this is a game,
But it's not ♪
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♪ yours to play ♪
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Aww!
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I forgot lipstick.
Can I borrow yours?
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I got caught in such a dress fuck
On the way over here,
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I just realized I'm wearing two different
Shades of black.
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Does this look ok?
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It's cute if you're
Going to church.
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Seriously. Where the
Fuck are your tits?
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Is this not the most
Fucked up double date ever?
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It is not that bad.
It is that bad.
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Can we just ditch 'em?
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Ah, I think these guys
Are keepers.
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But he's so
Fucking french!
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Yours is, not mine.
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Yours is a pussy.
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♪ listen close ♪
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♪ it's time that I impart ♪
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♪ these words of wisdom ♪
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♪ on how playing is an art ♪
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♪ you'll never ever lose ♪
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♪ just follow my rules ♪
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♪ you'll have any man
You choose ♪
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♪ when you follow the rules ♪
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♪ just follow
The rules ♪
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It's totally useless.
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What, a philosophy
Doctorate?
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What are you
Gonna do with that?
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Oh, I know, I know.
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Get a job in
A philosophy factory.
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No, they're everywhere.
You're gonna be great.
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Philosophy
Is never useless.
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Not everything
Has to be so logical!
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Right, because the idea of you
And I together definitely defies logic.
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Oh, and so does the idea
Of you moving back to paris,
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Quitting a full-time job
To bum around at a university again.
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I'm not going
To bum around.
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I'm working
On my dissertation!
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Saved by the check.
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So, what do you guys
Think of my new place, the new bar?
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It's amazing, tyler.
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Thank you.
It's not done yet.
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The bathroom is so nasty,
Even lizzie's crabs won't go in there.
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Ha ha ha!
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True. Yeah,
Laugh it up. Ha ha!
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Yukka yukka.
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Slut. No, really,
I appreciate it.
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I'm so glad
You guys approve.
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Well, it has a fully stocked bar.
How could I not approve?
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Oh, flip.
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Now it's
A half-stocked bar.
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I've gotta find
A new bartender.
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My turn.
Nuh-uh.
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Yeah-huh. You
Got brunch last weekend.
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That's 'cause you were so
Nice to get dinner tuesday night.
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That is because you were so nice as
To get me cupcakes that afternoon.
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Oh, my god.
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Is this what it's
Like for you two in bed?
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"No, no, no. But you
Went down on me last night."
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"No, I know, but you were
On top first last week."
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"No, no, but you sucked
My balls for like 3 whole minutes."
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No!
No!
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Oh, my god, it is.
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I gotta have my jones
Every morning.
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It reminds me of this
Place back at home.
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I grew up in grosse pointe, but I spent
Most of my summers at lake geneva.
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Oh, my god!
I love switzerland.
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Ha ha ha! Funny.
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No, no, I mean the one
In wisconsin.
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Yes, yes.
I love that lake.
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Oh.
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Did you know al capone
Used to have a house there?
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Really?
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Sir, the crabcakes.
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Crabcakes. This place
Has the absolute best crabcakes.
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I could eat them for
Breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
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Me, too.
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You want one?
Have one.
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Oh, wait. You're not
Allergic, are you?
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Don't think so.
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Oh, believe me,
You'd know. Take one.
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Here you go. Go on.
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Just...
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Oh!
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- it's a little hot.
- just...
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Mmm...
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Right?
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Delicious!
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Delicious.
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You know what, have the rest.
I'll order another one.
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No, you don't
Have to.
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No, no, no, no.
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Ok.
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More for me.
Yay...
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Guys, we are going to check out
My friend's art show downtown.
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You interested?
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His mirrored ...
Journey into the subconscious
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But with trash.
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Sounds cool!
On a school night?
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No, that's pretty late.
Sam, if you want to, we totally can.
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Are you fucking
Kidding me?
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No. I have to file
A deposition tomorrow morning.
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I'm not gonna stay
Up all night looking at trash.
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I promise you, I'll get you home
Before tomorrow morning.
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God, I fucking
Hate you.
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I fucking hate you, too.
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Ok, I'll call you
Tomorrow, sam.
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Bye.
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Oh, my god!
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That was really great.
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Are you ok?
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I'm fine.
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So, do you want to
Come back to my place?
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Can I take
A rain check on that?
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Oh, ok.
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Do you want to call me,
Or should I call you?
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I will call you.
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That sounds awesome.
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Check!
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Well,
That was uncomfortable.
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I wouldn't worry
Too much about it.
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Everybody in
A relationship fights,
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Especially if you're
In a relationship with lizzie.
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Yeah, but doesn't
That seem different?
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That's just their thing.
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It's completely normal.
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We never fight.
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Should I be worried
About us?
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Why do you have this?
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Because you gave it
To me, remember?
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I totally love it.
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But it's
Completely useless.
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It's not like you go
Toil in the fields all day.
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You sit at a computer,
Jerking off,
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So what's the point?
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Jerking off?
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Well, why should I let
My neck go naked
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While you wear
Bullshit ties every day?
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Fine! Then I'll
Tear them up!
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Actually, this was
A birthday present from my mom.
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But what about all
Your throw pillows?
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What could anyone possibly do with
So many throw pillows?
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Don't throw those
On the floor!
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They're not on the floor.
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They're on top of your clothes which are
Always on the floor.
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Oh, yeah?
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Yeah!
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Mmm.
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Mmm. You know
What I hate?
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What?
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How you always call me every night
Before you go to sleep.
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Well, I hate
That you always pick up.
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And I really hate
When you--
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Oh oh ah.
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But I love that.
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I love that.
Oh, I love that.
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Mmm!
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Ah, love that.
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♪ can you make me feel better? ♪
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♪ tell me what to do ♪
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♪ tell me, tell me ♪
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♪ I wanna feel like you ♪
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♪ are you happy? ♪
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♪ you look so satisfied ♪
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♪ you may be all the trouble
That I need ♪
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♪ ah ah ♪
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♪ ah ah ah
Ah ah ah ♪
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♪ listen to the ... ♪
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♪ everything so serious ♪
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You know what I hate?
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What?
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You always bring me
Breakfast every morning.
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Well, then, tomorrow morning,
I'll make you dinner.
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Ha ha ha!
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♪ make me up
And make me over ♪
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♪ make me high
And make me sober ♪
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And of course...
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I know. You have to
Wait for me.
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Mmm!
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Ok.
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Ok.
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Uhh!
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♪ ...And shut my eyes ♪
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♪ make me up
And make me over ♪
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♪ make me high
And make me sober ♪
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You were just kidding
About my throw pillows, right?
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Yeah...
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No.
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♪ just make me up
And make me over ♪
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♪ just make me high
And make me sober ♪
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♪ tell me, tell me, tell me ♪
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♪ I wanna feel like you ♪
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Fuck's sake!
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Are you fucking
Kidding me?
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♪ you said you'd come in
All the way to me ♪
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♪ I saw your ...,
I knew you'd do it for me ♪
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♪ I'm tracking myself
To fall on the good fault ♪
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♪ to sort the good
From the bad ♪
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♪ the good from the bad ♪
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♪ the decisions, who said
That we can make 'em? ♪
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♪ in obvious ways,
We said we'll take 'em ♪
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♪ the easy life
Is closer to the ground ♪
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♪ and according
To that sound ♪
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♪ this is where
I want to--uh-oh ♪
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♪ I wanna take it,
I think that I can take it ♪
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♪ I take it, I take it ♪
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♪ I think that I can
Make it ♪
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♪ oh, one sharp look,
And my heart's on the floor ♪
255
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♪ you say, "Wait,
I'm not ready" ♪
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♪ and you hear me soar ♪
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♪ 'cause you want it,
You want it, you want it ♪
258
00:14:05,730 --> 00:14:09,022
♪ I want it, you want it,
You want it, you want it ♪
259
00:14:09,022 --> 00:14:11,647
♪ it's a million years
I've been waiting for ... ♪
260
00:14:11,647 --> 00:14:13,355
♪ feel the hair on your chest
And feel your heartbeat ... ♪
261
00:14:13,355 --> 00:14:17,022
♪ because you want it, I want
It, you want it, I want it ♪
262
00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:18,480
♪ you want it, I want it ♪
263
00:14:38,522 --> 00:14:40,772
Hey, lizzie.
Where are you?
264
00:14:40,772 --> 00:14:41,647
We were supposed to meet for lunch
10 minutes ago.
265
00:14:41,647 --> 00:14:44,480
I'm sorry, sam.
Rain check?
266
00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:46,563
Hangover bangover.
267
00:14:46,563 --> 00:14:48,105
You sound like shit.
Where are you?
268
00:14:48,105 --> 00:14:49,605
Still in bed.
269
00:14:49,605 --> 00:14:51,522
You didn't go to work today?
Thought you had a dep--
270
00:14:51,522 --> 00:14:53,772
No. It'll have to
Wait until tomorrow.
271
00:14:53,772 --> 00:14:55,480
Hi. What can
I get for you?
272
00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:57,730
Oh, what do I want?
273
00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:00,272
Grilled salmon, kale
Salad, large pink lemonade.
274
00:15:00,272 --> 00:15:03,105
Grilled salmon, kale salad,
Large pink lemonade.
275
00:15:03,105 --> 00:15:04,480
Ok.
276
00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:06,022
How do you always know
Exactly what I want?
277
00:15:06,022 --> 00:15:08,105
'cause I'm
A fucking genius.
278
00:15:08,105 --> 00:15:11,063
♪ gonna kick in the door
Of my ... ♪
279
00:15:18,688 --> 00:15:20,897
Moving out
Or moving in?
280
00:15:20,897 --> 00:15:23,105
Moving in. Or should I say
Moved in?
281
00:15:23,105 --> 00:15:25,355
This is just the last of my stuff
From out of storage.
282
00:15:25,355 --> 00:15:29,105
My friend kailey used to live here.
She moved to shanghai.
283
00:15:29,105 --> 00:15:31,855
They love tall blondes
With big boobs over there.
284
00:15:31,855 --> 00:15:35,313
I'm in 403.
We're neighbors.
285
00:15:35,313 --> 00:15:38,230
Oh, so, you're the one with all
The throw pillows.
286
00:15:38,230 --> 00:15:39,855
How did you know that?
287
00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:42,563
Thin walls!
288
00:15:42,563 --> 00:15:46,105
I'm sam.
I'm megan.
289
00:15:46,105 --> 00:15:47,105
Well, see you around.
290
00:15:47,105 --> 00:15:49,688
Yeah!
291
00:15:57,980 --> 00:16:01,105
Breathe in
Through your nose...
292
00:16:01,105 --> 00:16:05,022
And out through your nose.
293
00:16:05,022 --> 00:16:08,480
Now let's have a moment
For meditation.
294
00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:11,480
Close your eyes.
295
00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:16,105
Clear your mind...
296
00:16:16,105 --> 00:16:20,688
And keep breathing.
297
00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:28,105
Relax.
298
00:16:28,105 --> 00:16:30,105
Let your mind
Go blank.
299
00:16:33,105 --> 00:16:35,688
Namaste.
300
00:16:38,105 --> 00:16:38,897
Fucker!
301
00:16:54,730 --> 00:16:58,105
♪ black moon in a wild sky ♪
302
00:16:58,105 --> 00:16:59,480
Hey, dave?
303
00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:01,105
It's jenna.
304
00:17:01,105 --> 00:17:03,105
Yes.
305
00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:07,647
Listen. Want to grab
A drink sometime?
306
00:17:07,647 --> 00:17:09,938
♪ when you hit them keys,
You play my heart ♪
307
00:17:09,938 --> 00:17:11,105
♪ like velvet tones
In smoky bars ♪
308
00:17:11,105 --> 00:17:12,730
Oh!
309
00:17:12,730 --> 00:17:15,772
I really needed
This girls night.
310
00:17:15,772 --> 00:17:17,147
Laurent is driving
Me stir crazy.
311
00:17:17,147 --> 00:17:20,105
It's like he's getting
Clingier and clingier
312
00:17:20,105 --> 00:17:21,855
The closer it gets
To him leaving.
313
00:17:21,855 --> 00:17:23,647
When is he gonna
Leave exactly?
314
00:17:23,647 --> 00:17:25,105
Tomorrow afternoon.
315
00:17:25,105 --> 00:17:28,730
And you're spending his last night
In chicago with me?
316
00:17:28,730 --> 00:17:30,855
Yep. Well,
He's busy packing,
317
00:17:30,855 --> 00:17:32,522
So I will
See him later.
318
00:17:32,522 --> 00:17:35,855
Is everything ok?
319
00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:36,855
I don't know.
320
00:17:36,855 --> 00:17:40,230
Actually, I was
Kind of thinking
321
00:17:40,230 --> 00:17:42,105
That his leaving might be a good time
For us to take a break.
322
00:17:42,105 --> 00:17:45,397
A break?
323
00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:47,105
You guys have been
Dating for two months.
324
00:17:47,105 --> 00:17:50,105
Do you want a break, or do you just
Want to break up?
325
00:17:50,105 --> 00:17:51,730
Wait a second.
326
00:17:51,730 --> 00:17:53,730
Laurent and I have been together
For two months.
327
00:17:53,730 --> 00:17:57,022
That means that you and jason have been
Together for 3 months!
328
00:17:57,022 --> 00:18:01,147
Wow, sam! It's your
Longest relationship ever!
329
00:18:01,147 --> 00:18:02,813
Shut up! You are my
Longest relationship ever.
330
00:18:02,813 --> 00:18:05,063
A-fucking-men.
I will drink to that.
331
00:18:05,063 --> 00:18:06,438
Tyler!
332
00:18:06,438 --> 00:18:08,647
Hold on, bitch.
333
00:18:08,647 --> 00:18:11,105
Fuck you, homo.
334
00:18:11,105 --> 00:18:13,105
Oh! My turn.
335
00:18:13,105 --> 00:18:14,730
What are you pouring?
336
00:18:14,730 --> 00:18:18,480
All right, red wine,
Manhattan,
337
00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:20,105
Vodka red bull,
338
00:18:20,105 --> 00:18:22,105
And pommageddons.
339
00:18:23,105 --> 00:18:25,480
Uh...
340
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:28,105
Red wine...Bitch.
341
00:18:28,772 --> 00:18:32,105
Manhattan...Hipster.
342
00:18:33,688 --> 00:18:36,105
Vodka red bull...
Oh, definitely douchebag.
343
00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:42,105
And pommageddon...Slut.
344
00:18:42,105 --> 00:18:44,105
Funny, though. I was thinking
That the red wine
345
00:18:44,105 --> 00:18:45,397
Would be
For the hipster.
346
00:18:45,397 --> 00:18:46,897
Nope, sam's right.
347
00:18:46,897 --> 00:18:51,105
Except the pommageddons--it is
Not for the slut over there.
348
00:18:51,105 --> 00:18:53,938
But for the two
In front of me right now.
349
00:18:53,938 --> 00:18:56,730
Ooh, ok. I help you cut through
All the legal crap
350
00:18:56,730 --> 00:18:59,563
To get permits for this place,
And this is how you thank me.
351
00:18:59,563 --> 00:19:01,105
Oh, skank you very much.
352
00:19:01,105 --> 00:19:03,480
Arigato.
353
00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:05,105
Cheers.
354
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:09,063
Ahh...Plll!
355
00:19:11,897 --> 00:19:14,063
Hi, laurent.
356
00:19:15,730 --> 00:19:18,105
What? No, I don't
Have your leather jacket.
357
00:19:18,105 --> 00:19:20,105
I gave it back to you.
358
00:19:20,105 --> 00:19:23,022
Did you check
Your suitcase?
359
00:19:23,022 --> 00:19:25,647
Oh, fucking god.
I'm sorry, sam.
360
00:19:25,647 --> 00:19:28,480
It's ok. I have to go
To the bathroom anyway.
361
00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:30,730
What? What?
362
00:19:30,730 --> 00:19:32,397
Yeah, they have leather jackets in
Paris, too, you know.
363
00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:46,855
Oh!
364
00:19:46,855 --> 00:19:50,105
Wait, wait, wait.
I can't do this.
365
00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:52,105
You're my buddy's
Girlfriend.
366
00:19:52,105 --> 00:19:54,063
Ex-girlfriend.
367
00:20:01,813 --> 00:20:03,688
Hold that.
368
00:20:09,105 --> 00:20:11,063
But still...
369
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:15,105
Ohh...
370
00:20:15,105 --> 00:20:17,397
Ohh!
371
00:20:17,397 --> 00:20:18,980
It's wrong.
372
00:20:18,980 --> 00:20:22,272
Dave...
What's wrong
373
00:20:22,272 --> 00:20:26,730
Is you're about to miss out on the
Best fuck of your life
374
00:20:26,730 --> 00:20:30,730
With a super-bendy
Yoga instructor
375
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:37,105
When your "Friend" called you a
Self-deluded halfwit behind your back.
376
00:20:37,105 --> 00:20:38,480
He said that?
377
00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:40,063
He did.
378
00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:43,063
Fuck him.
379
00:21:00,522 --> 00:21:02,063
Yeah.
380
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,480
Uhh!
Ohh!
381
00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:16,063
Uhh!
382
00:21:19,897 --> 00:21:22,063
Ohh!
383
00:21:23,105 --> 00:21:27,105
Ohh!
Yeah! Yeah!
384
00:21:29,355 --> 00:21:33,063
Here, turn me around.
I want to watch us in the mirror.
385
00:21:41,272 --> 00:21:44,688
Yes! Yes!
386
00:21:49,272 --> 00:21:51,438
Wait.
You're taking pictures?
387
00:21:51,438 --> 00:21:53,105
Get on the ground.
388
00:21:53,105 --> 00:21:54,480
Oh, that's gross.
389
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:56,063
Do it.
Ok.
390
00:21:58,897 --> 00:22:01,480
Oh, oh.
391
00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:03,105
Sam?
392
00:22:03,105 --> 00:22:05,897
Jenna!
393
00:22:05,897 --> 00:22:07,522
Sam?
394
00:22:07,522 --> 00:22:08,772
Oh, hi!
395
00:22:08,772 --> 00:22:10,480
We're kind of in the
Middle of something here.
396
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:11,605
No, we're not.
397
00:22:11,605 --> 00:22:13,647
Pull up your pants.
We're done here.
398
00:22:13,647 --> 00:22:16,522
What? You can't
Leave me like this.
399
00:22:16,522 --> 00:22:20,063
Out! Before I tell security there's a guy
In the girls' room.
400
00:22:24,855 --> 00:22:26,938
Holy shit, sam!
It's been ages!
401
00:22:26,938 --> 00:22:30,647
I know! I don't
Think I've seen you since...
402
00:22:30,647 --> 00:22:32,355
Since I had you pee
On that guy's rug.
403
00:22:32,355 --> 00:22:36,105
Oh, my god. Ben!
404
00:22:36,105 --> 00:22:37,897
Whatever happened to him?
405
00:22:37,897 --> 00:22:39,480
I caught him
Cheating on me,
406
00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:42,105
So I'm revenge-fucking
All of his friends,
407
00:22:42,105 --> 00:22:43,730
One by one.
408
00:22:43,730 --> 00:22:45,730
Oh. Wow!
409
00:22:45,730 --> 00:22:47,105
Yeah, it's kind
Of a hobby.
410
00:22:47,105 --> 00:22:48,772
Anyways,
How are you?
411
00:22:48,772 --> 00:22:51,022
What brings you
To this hood?
412
00:22:51,022 --> 00:22:53,397
Oh, this is my friend
Tyler's new bar.
413
00:22:53,397 --> 00:22:54,105
I'm here with lizzie.
414
00:22:54,105 --> 00:22:57,397
Lizzie.
415
00:22:57,397 --> 00:22:59,980
You're still friends
With that toxic bitch?
416
00:22:59,980 --> 00:23:02,730
I guess that answers
My next question,
417
00:23:02,730 --> 00:23:05,230
Which is whether or not
You wanted to hang out with us.
418
00:23:05,230 --> 00:23:07,105
I'll take a pass on that,
419
00:23:07,105 --> 00:23:09,397
But call me when
You and lizzie break up.
420
00:23:09,397 --> 00:23:11,063
That'll never happen.
421
00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:48,105
Hi.
422
00:23:48,105 --> 00:23:50,730
Hi.
423
00:23:50,730 --> 00:23:53,105
I was just watching
You sleep.
424
00:23:53,105 --> 00:23:55,397
Mmm.
425
00:23:55,397 --> 00:23:57,105
You're so cute.
426
00:23:57,105 --> 00:23:59,147
Glad that I have you.
427
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:10,480
Oh, my god.
428
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:13,063
Lizzie, you scared me.
429
00:24:14,897 --> 00:24:18,022
Oh. I knew it.
430
00:24:18,022 --> 00:24:20,105
I'm so sorry, lizzie.
431
00:24:20,105 --> 00:24:21,272
Sorry about what?
432
00:24:21,272 --> 00:24:22,897
It's the infamous
Breakup box, right?
433
00:24:22,897 --> 00:24:25,105
Actually,
We didn't break up.
434
00:24:25,105 --> 00:24:26,647
Just the opposite.
435
00:24:26,647 --> 00:24:29,105
I decided I'm heading
To europe with him,
436
00:24:29,105 --> 00:24:31,563
And I leave today.
437
00:24:31,563 --> 00:24:32,980
Ha ha ha!
438
00:24:32,980 --> 00:24:35,730
All right, I'll go
Make us some xantinis,
439
00:24:35,730 --> 00:24:37,105
And then we can get
The pity party started.
440
00:24:37,105 --> 00:24:40,022
Uh, sam?
441
00:24:40,022 --> 00:24:42,397
I'm not kidding.
442
00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:55,063
What about your job?
443
00:24:55,063 --> 00:24:57,105
I'm quitting.
444
00:24:57,105 --> 00:24:58,147
What about your place?
445
00:24:58,147 --> 00:25:00,855
Listing it with an agent
To sublease.
446
00:25:00,855 --> 00:25:03,063
What about me?
447
00:25:04,647 --> 00:25:07,397
I'll skype you
Every day.
448
00:25:07,397 --> 00:25:09,105
I don't understand.
449
00:25:09,105 --> 00:25:10,730
Just last night
You were saying
450
00:25:10,730 --> 00:25:12,022
How much you wanted
A break from him,
451
00:25:12,022 --> 00:25:13,772
And now you're
Running off to europe?
452
00:25:13,772 --> 00:25:17,730
I know it seems sudden, but I've
Been thinking about it for a while.
453
00:25:17,730 --> 00:25:20,730
Last night, we were up and we were
Just talking and fighting and fucking
454
00:25:20,730 --> 00:25:22,772
And talking and fucking
Some more and...
455
00:25:24,730 --> 00:25:28,605
When you stop growing
And changing, you start dying.
456
00:25:28,605 --> 00:25:31,438
And I know I've been
Resisting it for a while now,
457
00:25:31,438 --> 00:25:33,147
But I don't want to anymore.
458
00:25:33,147 --> 00:25:36,105
You really have changed
For him, and not just your hair color.
459
00:25:36,105 --> 00:25:39,022
I haven't changed for him.
460
00:25:39,022 --> 00:25:41,438
I've changed
Because of him.
461
00:25:41,438 --> 00:25:43,772
You guys fight
All the time.
462
00:25:43,772 --> 00:25:47,105
Relationships work
For two reasons.
463
00:25:47,105 --> 00:25:49,105
The couple either
Functions well together
464
00:25:49,105 --> 00:25:50,605
Or dysfunctions
Well together,
465
00:25:50,605 --> 00:25:52,147
And we dysfunction
Perfectly.
466
00:25:53,730 --> 00:25:57,480
You are making
A huge mistake.
467
00:25:57,480 --> 00:25:59,105
Sam...
468
00:25:59,105 --> 00:26:01,022
I have to do this.
469
00:26:01,022 --> 00:26:02,355
Don't!
470
00:26:02,355 --> 00:26:04,688
I have to.
471
00:26:06,938 --> 00:26:08,855
And I wish I could spend
More time with you,
472
00:26:08,855 --> 00:26:11,355
But he's coming to pick me up
In two minutes, so...
473
00:26:11,355 --> 00:26:13,105
Listen, I need you
To do me a favor.
474
00:26:13,105 --> 00:26:14,605
I have some things
That I want you to keep.
475
00:26:14,605 --> 00:26:16,688
They're too precious
To keep in storage, so...
476
00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:33,105
So...
477
00:26:33,105 --> 00:26:36,480
Of course,
My law school diploma.
478
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:37,230
Can you believe it?
479
00:26:37,230 --> 00:26:39,105
Ha ha!
480
00:26:39,105 --> 00:26:43,022
Um...Oh!
481
00:26:43,022 --> 00:26:46,105
And something very,
Very dear to me.
482
00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:48,480
Ha ha!
483
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:50,063
Dante.
484
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:53,105
Go easy on him.
485
00:26:53,105 --> 00:26:58,355
And something that I've been
Working on for a few months now.
486
00:27:04,022 --> 00:27:07,105
It's...The rules.
487
00:27:07,105 --> 00:27:09,730
And how and why
They came to be
488
00:27:09,730 --> 00:27:14,105
And all their
Back stories.
489
00:27:14,105 --> 00:27:17,022
Most of them are ours.
Ha ha!
490
00:27:17,022 --> 00:27:18,272
And some of them
Are sienna's.
491
00:27:18,272 --> 00:27:23,480
And some of them are even
Sienna's "Sienna's".
492
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:25,063
So...
493
00:27:26,980 --> 00:27:29,313
It's the story
Of our friendship.
494
00:27:29,313 --> 00:27:32,105
Yeah. It is.
495
00:27:32,105 --> 00:27:34,730
I was gonna give it to you
For your birthday.
496
00:27:34,730 --> 00:27:38,063
So there are a couple
Of pages that are blank in the back.
497
00:27:40,105 --> 00:27:42,063
Maybe you could write
Your own rules.
498
00:27:45,980 --> 00:27:49,105
Ok, that's the honk.
499
00:27:49,105 --> 00:27:50,605
I have to go.
500
00:27:50,605 --> 00:27:52,605
When are you
Coming back?
501
00:27:56,022 --> 00:27:57,688
I don't know.
502
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:08,063
Just...
503
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:20,105
Ok, come on, girl.
504
00:28:24,147 --> 00:28:27,063
Whoo! Ok.
505
00:28:41,897 --> 00:28:43,688
I love you.
506
00:29:29,938 --> 00:29:31,438
Forget about date night.
Call some old friends.
507
00:29:31,438 --> 00:29:33,813
Tell me what you need.
I can get it to you in 20 minutes.
508
00:29:33,813 --> 00:29:35,230
Just calling
About a hang.
509
00:29:35,230 --> 00:29:36,980
Hang? Who makes that?
510
00:29:36,980 --> 00:29:37,772
I see you here almost
Every night this week.
511
00:29:37,772 --> 00:29:40,230
I get into trouble there.
512
00:29:40,230 --> 00:29:41,397
Nothing wrong with
A little trouble.
513
00:29:41,397 --> 00:29:43,230
I thought I was done
With nympho neighbors.
514
00:29:43,230 --> 00:29:44,730
This is your office,
Right?
515
00:29:44,730 --> 00:29:46,188
Yeah, yeah. This is
My office.
516
00:29:46,188 --> 00:29:47,647
Jason lutz?
Senior counsel?
517
00:29:47,647 --> 00:29:49,772
I'll need you to
Clear out of my office.
518
00:29:49,772 --> 00:29:51,147
You're going out
With ben tonight?
519
00:29:51,147 --> 00:29:52,563
I thought you two
Were broken up.
520
00:29:52,563 --> 00:29:53,855
He found a way
To make it up to me.
521
00:29:53,855 --> 00:29:55,563
Sam.
Do you want a bj?
522
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That'll be all
For now, jack. Thanks.
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