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[MUSIC]

Hello everybody, I'm Tommy Pistol and this is Gürling!

The only game show where beautiful young women are covered in oil and

hurl themselves down to 30 foot track for points.

[LAUGH]

Before we go in a further, let's find out who each one of these beautiful young women are.

Hi, I'm Ellie Hayes.

[APPLAUSE]

Hi, I'm Riley Reed.

[APPLAUSE]

Hi, I'm Henry Hayes.

[APPLAUSE]

I'm the ladies and gentlemen.

Hi, I'm Harley J.

And I'm Charlie Krawl.

Amazing.

Give yourselves a little round of applause.

[APPLAUSE]

So today's first part of the game, we're playing the game called Freestyle.

Each will be covered in oil and as you launch yourselves down the track,

you will earn points by being the most creative, the most fun and the most

imaginative doing it.

Are you ready?

Yeah!

Are you ready?

Yeah!

Let's play some Gürling!

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[MUSIC]

Right now we're going to go to my fellow commentator, Dick Slicker.

Thanks Tommy, Dick Slicker here.

Freestyle.

The game where the girls get points and then their team wins or loses based on those points

added up together.

First up, a bellot danger.

And we're up.

Wow, that was a good slide.

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Wow, that ass.

Just for that oiled up ass, we're going to give her 10 points.

10 points and she's crawling another 5 points, 15 points.

What a move.

Up next, Charlotte Krawl's covered in oil.

Charlotte Krawl's covered in oil.

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She spins.

Five points.

Five points.

She's swimming in the oil.

Harley Jadogne.

Harley Jadogne.

These points doesn't make it very far.

We're giving her 2 points for that.

2 points, Harley Jadogne.

But she's going to cover herself in oil.

So her next slide is a faster slide.

Little pipe of Barry.

By per Barry.

Doesn't get very far.

She's crawling.

We're going to give her 3 points.

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Whoa, one of our,

pretty good, Riley Reed.

Look at that ass.

15 points.

Oh, tongue out.

tongue out.

Boom's out.

This is a freestyle first.

Let's see that again in slow motion.

Riley with the amazing boob shake.

20 points.

20 points, oily boob shake.

Let's see that jump again.

This is a jump that deserves 20 points, Tommy.

Oh, my, that was a great slide.

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Look at that from above.

Wow.

What an athlete.

Bella, planning it out.

She knows what she's going to do.

She goes, she's lived.

She lived.

What we see her ass.

Look at that ass.

She always did all this.

Look at that technique.

We're going to give her 20 points for that.

Close her off.

Garlet's up.

Charlotte, swimming and sliding and flipping.

Wow, look at her arms.

Beautiful.

Move right into the oil.

Back clip.

We're going to give her 25 points for that.

That was really inventive.

Carly jay.

Not enough oil.

Carly jay.

But wow.

Alley Hayes, athlete of the year last year.

Oh.

What a jump.

You're going to give her 15 points for that jump.

Look at that.

Cannonball.

Slides right down.

sexy alley Hayes.

[MUSIC]

Up next, Charlotte Cross.

Charlotte Cross.

Oh, five of their rejoiners.

[MUSIC]

Riley, we need teammate.

All three of them.

Wow.

Wow.

In the pool of oil, legs spread open.

You can't do anything but give them 30 points for that.

Carly jay, up next.

Oh, a belligerent and alley over teammates.

Oh, look at that pile.

I'm going to give them 20 points for that.

Not a lot of movement there.

But okay, pipe her priorities up next.

Slide in the oil.

Back.

[MUSIC]

So they're going to have to step up their game.

[MUSIC]

Crawling back.

Coming at camera, seductively.

We're going to give pipe her definitely 10 points for that.

Riley Prancing.

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Jumping rolling.

15 points.

15 points for Riley.

We cut his her behavior.

Another 15 points.

30 points for that move.

Riley in the lead.

Oh, another twerke.

We're going to do a first here.

We're going to give them another 10 points.

40 points for that.

Oh, Angie joined by us.

You have been in the belly.

Wow.

We're giving a bellom.

Crazy.

Punching the other team.

Hyper, Ari.

Joining the bellom.

I like cross.

Joining hyper.

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Oh, Harley jay,

to come and add the other team.

And alley heys up next.

We're going to give both of these another 20 points here.

Just because we get to watch this sexy world of pilot.

God, that track is really lucky.

Beautiful girls.

High all about.

Back to you, Tommy.

If there's a game show there,

I'll promise you, oiled up women.

It's definitely girly.

All right, so we're telling you not to point.

And the winner, as of now, is team B.

[APPLAUSE]

Your prizes, you'll get to have sex with each other.

Yeah!

You may, you get to watch.

[LAUGHTER]

All right.

At grilling, we give you what we promise,

oiled women, sex and fun.

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, smack that ass.

[INAUDIBLE]

Sometimes you always get wet down.

Sometimes you get wet up.

Sometimes you get wet up.

Sometimes you get wet up.

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How come.

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Where is she?

Yeap!

Yeap!

Yeap!

Hey!

How do you feel?

Oh ho ho!

Oh, what do you think?

Oh ho, look, how did you do it?

Yeap!

I didn't say hello.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Oh my god, you're so good.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

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Say it.

- You're up there.

- Ha ha ha.

- Bye.

- Bye.

- Bye.

- Bye.

- Bye.

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Thanks everybody for joining in and watching, GERLY!