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♪ A Netflix Original ♪

♪ I want y'all to meet my family ♪

♪ They're coming down south To stay with me ♪

- ♪ Big Moz! ♪ - ♪ Do you love me? ♪

- ♪Yep ♪ - ♪ I'm Cocoa! ♪

♪ Jade in the house I've got a lot to say ♪

♪ I'm a big-sis, can't-miss renegade ♪

♪ Call me Shaka now I'm the, I'm the chief rocker now ♪

♪ Mazzi, Mazzi, Mazzi, Mazzi Mazzi, that's me ♪

♪ Little mommy, I'm Ami ♪

♪ Singing loud and having fun ♪

♪ It's Family Reunion ♪

Finally! It's time to get our costumes on.

Yeah!

Trick or treat, smell my feet. Give me candy, you deadbeat.

Uh, when did my sweet little girl turn into Travis Scott?

Forget it, kids. It's pouring outside.

There's no way you can trick or treat tonight. I'm sorry.

What's with all the negativity?

Winners never lose and quitters never win.

Anything worth having is worth fighting for,

'cause in this family, we never give up.

- Yeah. - Nope, not happening.

Okay.

I got it.

Ooh!

Candy, Roman. Glad you guys could make it out in this weather.

- Yes. - Hey, guys!

That was such a fun routine you taught in salsa class last Tuesday.

- Really? It wasn't too hard for you? - Yeah!

- Oh, no. - Girl, too hard?

I'm ready for Dancing With the Stars, huh?

- How about a little of this? - You're not even ready for the next class.

- Let's do this. Hey! - All right.

Ha!

- Ooh! - Hey.

Whoo!

- Whoo! - Wow.

That's great. Show-offs.

Where's Brooke?

Oh, she's at her dad's. She sends her love.

Ooh, love!

So immature.

Brooke and I are able to maintain a purely platonic relationship.

Hmm, nice. What about you two, hm?

Still just friends, or have you slid into the love zone?

- Okay, no. - Moz, stay out of their business.

- Okay. - Unless you want to whisper to me.

- No, guys, there's nothing to share. - Sorry, we are just friends.

- Really. - Just friends.

- Okay. - You two...

Luckily, I'm always prepared.

A Ouija board.

I am down to play! I've always wanted to see if it lives up to the hype.

- Okay, I'm heading for church. - On Halloween?

Especially Halloween.

You have to stay prayed up to keep evil at bay, and...

The devil board?

Who brought this tool of sin into my house?

Oh, it was Mazzi.

We're gonna see if we can make contact with some spirits.

If you don't get that thing out of my house,

you gonna make contact with my belt.

Ouija boards aren't real, M'Dear. It's just a game.

Messing around with the occult.

That can open a portal for demons to enter this house.

Oh, no. I don't do demons, ghosts, goblins, or Lifetime movies.

We get it, men suck!

This thing cannot stay inside or outside of my house.

Go and put it in the neighbor down the street's trash can.

You know, the one with the Confederate flag on his yard.

But it's pouring outside.

I don't care.

And don't you touch anything until you wash your hands in the blood of Jesus!

Wait, can I get that on Amazon?

Oh my gosh. You can! Come here.

I'm so bored.

I wish M'Dear hadn't thrown out the Ouija board.

It would've been fun to talk to dead people.

One moment, please, children.

What are you doing?

Saving...

Halloween.

But M'Dear said, "Not in my house."

This is the attic.

Yes, it's a hair-thin technicality, but I live for those.

- But M'Dear said... - A!

What M'Dear doesn't know won't hurt her.

And if you tell her, I'll hurt you.

We both know I could take you.

That said, message received.

Guys.

- I'm not sure this is... - Oh, is wittle Mazzi a wittle scared?

I'm not falling for that toxic-masculinity pressure.

Now, how does this thing work?

Okay.

So this is the planchette.

We're all supposed to touch it and ask questions.

If we connect with spirits, they move it to a letter to spell out an answer.

How do we know it won't be one of us moving it?

'Cause out of the three of us, I'm the only one who can spell.

"I'm the only one who can spell."

Gotcha.

I wasn't scared.

Oh, yeah?

Ah. I see y'all fooling with the devil's board.

- We can explain... - No need. The devil and I go way back.

Move over.

Okay.

First question.

Are there any spirits present?

Yes, there are spirits present.

- Yep, I'm out. - No, no! You can't leave now.

It's our combined energy that invited the spirit. Come on.

Who are you?

P...

O...

O...

K...

I...

E.

Pookie?

I knew a guy named Pookie who passed away a few years ago.

What do you want, Pookie?

M...

O...

N...

E...

Y.

Pookie, man, it's not my fault you died before I could pay you back.

I told you not to eat gas station sushi!

Gotcha! I remember when you told me that story.

Yeah, funny. That's why I played along.

Right, right. Come on, guys. Let's do it for real.

Are there any spirits here?

I didn't move it.

Me neither.

Do you think we opened a portal?

How could Uncle Daniel be taking a nap after we possibly opened a portal?

M'Dear told y'all not to mess with that thing.

But did you listen? No!

It's Shaka's fault.

Hey, I thought it would be fun. Who knew you couldn't talk to dead people

without opening the gates of hell?

I knew, and I'm nine!

Start praying! We might have triggered the apocalypse!

It's probably just the neighbor's dog.

The neighbor has a cat!

Do you think it's the demon from the portal coming to snatch our souls?

Look!

Get out of my way!

- Mom? - Dad?

Where is everybody?

Hey, kids!

Daddy? How'd you get in the TV?

I don't know. The last thing I remember, I was in my room.

I opened my closet door, and there was an orange light that just sucked me in.

When I woke up...

...I was here, trapped.

The portal.

It's real. We actually opened it.

Go find your mom so she can get help. Hurry! Before it's too...

Too what?

Dad, too what?

- What do you think he was gonna say? - "Late," fool!

Come on, we gotta find Mom!

Mom, Mom! Shaka forced us to play with the Ouija board,

and then we accidentally opened up a portal to the underworld in your closet!

What? They didn't get any of my red bottoms, did they?

Are you listening?

We opened a portal, and somehow Dad fell through it.

Okay, guys, I know the storm is keeping you from your treats,

but that doesn't mean you can trick me this easily.

- We're serious! - Have you seen Candy and Roman?

You know, it was kind of strange.

- Oh, no. - I was talking to them.

And I went into the bathroom, and when I came back,

they were gone.

Uh, how long were you in the bathroom?

It's none of your business how long it took me to handle my business.

Okay, guys, listen, there is no such thing as evil spirits

or portals to the underworld.

I'll prove it to you, okay?

- Wait, Mom, no. - See?

There's just some clothes, some golf clubs, and a...

A bright orange light.

- No! - Don't go near it!

Shaka! Mazzi!

♪ Hey, hey ♪

- Dad! Dad, are you in there? - Yes, and I'm not alone.

- Help us! - Help us.

Moz, this better not be one of your home improvement projects gone wrong again.

- Excuse... Excuse me, excuse me. - Oh, honey, honey!

Why is everything my fault?

Candy,

if we're gonna disappear into the underworld, you need to know...

I love you.

What?

Can we talk about this when we're not trapped in a TV?

What's all the commotion? Can an uncle get a spa day in someone else's house?

Help us! The Ouija board opened a portal and our parents are trapped in the TV!

What? Well, well.

If it isn't Moses "I've decided to retire from the limelight" McKellan.

Admit it, bruh. You're an attention hog.

Loud and wrong as usual, Da...

Is that my bathrobe?

Uh...

Are you using my very expensive sea-salt mask?

Uh, no, of course not. It's Moz's. His works better on my T-zone.

I'm scared! Protect us, Uncle Daniel!

Who's out there? 'Cause you don't want none of Shaka!

No, take him! Take him! He doesn't have much to live for!

Trick or treat!

Obviously the TV is a way station before they're sent to the underworld.

You mean, Cleveland?

Excuse me?

I'm tired of people talking about my hometown.

Cleveland is a beautiful place to live.

- You ever go back? - Hell, no! It's Cleveland.

It's also a beautiful place to leave.

How do we fix this and save them?

What time was it when you invited evil into your home?

Uh, around five o'clock.

The devil's happy hour.

I feel strange.

Something's happening.

Oh...

Oh my God! Moz! Your hand!

You're turning into a demon!

We're doomed!

Help me!

- Help me, Uncle Daniel! - I'll see you at the crossroads!

Wait!

Elvis.

Okay.

There. That should keep the demons out.

Phew.

Safe for now.

Wait. We lost Uncle Daniel.

Don't worry. He probably just escaped on that bus he threw you under.

I think he ran through the parlor.

I'm still shivering.

Dad's demon roar is gonna give me nightmares.

I-I've never heard anything like it.

Bruh, I've heard you on the toilet. I think you might be part demon.

Don't worry. If y'all end up orphans, I'll get my folks to adopt you.

Well, everybody except you, Jade.

My family doesn't do the "sister-wife" thing.

Anymore.

Oh, Elvis, when are you gonna outgrow this silly crush?

The day God erases your name from my heart.

Aww.

Uncle Daniel!

We heard you screaming.

Yeah, I hit my finger with the hammer when I was closing off the portal.

Um, but that'll trap our parents inside.

Yes, but if we sacrifice them, maybe Beelzebub will leave us alone.

But there's still time to save them.

We can't take that risk.

Now, you may not like it, but I am the adult here and the one in charge,

so there's nothing you can do about it.

Nothing! Nothing!

I guess there is something you can do about it.

We didn't want to have to do this, but you forced our hand.

I'm sorry,

but if saving myself and dooming Moz to the underworld is wrong,

I don't wanna be right.

You're not right, but at least you can be pretty.

All right. So, what do we do now?

We need someone who can go toe-to-toe with the forces of darkness.

Yeah. Somebody that the boogeyman checks his closet for.

Hello? Anybody home?

M'Dear!

- Now, what... - You won't believe this!

I can't understand what you're saying when you're all talking at once.

I said hush up!

All right. Now, one at a time. What is goin' on?

Okay... remember when you told us to get rid of the Ouija board

- because it's a tool of the devil? - Yes.

Well, you'll be happy to know you were right.

But less happy to know we opened a portal to the underworld.

What?

Look!

Help!

Where's Moz?

M'Dear!

They got me, M'Dear!

Moz!

Oh, oh!

I am not gonna let those demons take my baby!

We've only got a little time before the portal closes!

Get my purse!

Get my purse.

- What do you have in here? A brick? - Yes, a brick. It's a jungle out there!

- What are you gonna do, M'Dear? - I am going to fight those demons.

I just have to find the right weapon.

Not that one. No.

Mmm... No.

Oh!

Not that one.

No.

Ahh!

Demons hate perfume?

This is holy water.

You see, demons, they hide in plain sight.

They take possession of a soul

and make it do their bidding.

All we have to do is find out who that is.

It could be one of us?

Let us go with the most likely candidate.

Hey!

See? I'm innocent.

I'm demon-free.

Yeah, I know. That was for you not doing what you were told.

Trifling!

Just trifling!

Elvis is the demon!

No. You just almost messed up the 'fro.

Uncle Dan's upstairs. Come on!

Hey, Ami! Uh!

I haven't checked you yet.

Me? The only thing I've got in me is the Holy Spirit. Hallelujah!

Uh-uh!

It burns!

- She's possessed! - Fight, Ami! Push the demon out of you!

Too late! She belongs to me now!

I finally got free. What's goin'...

M'Dear!

That's not natural.

M'Dear, do something!

Angels of heaven,

help us to fight this evil!

Thank you for opening the portal and inviting me in.

That e-vite was deleted.

In the name of the Father, I rebuke you,

you minion of Satan!

It's on like Donkey Kong!

Is she gone?

Jade, I'm scared!

Me too!

Wait, wait. Wh... where did M'Dear and Ami go?

We are here!

Oh, this ain't good.

♪ I was working in the kitchen Late, late, late, late one night ♪

♪ When my eyes beheld an eerie sight ♪

♪ For the monster from her slab Began to rise ♪

♪ And then suddenly, I said suddenly To my surprise ♪

- ♪ She did the Mash ♪ - ♪ She did the Monster Mash ♪

The Monster Mash?

♪ The Monster Mash ♪

♪ She did the Monster Mash ♪

♪ It was a graveyard smash ♪

♪ She did the Monster Mash ♪

♪ It caught on in a flash ♪

♪ She did the Monster Mash ♪

♪ She did the Monster Mash She did the Monster Mash ♪

♪ She did the Monster Mash ♪

♪ She did the Monster Mash ♪

♪ She did the Monster Mash It was a graveyard smash ♪

♪ She did the Monster Mash It caught on in a flash ♪

♪ She did the Monster Mash She did the Monster Mash ♪

♪ She did the Monster Mash She did the Mash, Mash, Mash, Mash! ♪

Don't hurt me! Please don't hurt me!

Ta-da!

Payback is not a mother. It's a M'Dear!

Yes!

Seriously?

I think I had a small heart attack.

That...

was...

awesome!

All that just to teach us a lesson?

Well, when Ami told me that you were disobeying me,

I was about to beat the sense into you,

but I thought, "It's Halloween,"

so I decided to scare some sense into you instead.

Then M'Dear told us her plan,

and we decided that tricking you would be our treat.

Mm-hmm.

How did you do it?

Well, we used cameras to appear on TV.

Everything else was pretty low-tech.

I switched out the TV for one with no back.

That way, I could reach through it.

Roman, you have some serious acting skills.

I mean, you had me convinced you were actually in love with Miss Candy.

- Silly. - Yeah. I am.

Oh.

You almost scared us to death.

Yep, and you guys fell for it, hook, line, and sinker.

I knew it was a prank the whole time. I was just playing along too.

- Oh, really? - Yeah.

Let's take a look at the tape.

Yeah, I mean, we recorded the whole prank.

- Let's see what we got here. - Slo-mo.

No, no.

Gladly.

Help!

Help me, Uncle Daniel!

I'll see you at the crossroads!

Really, dude?

I was trying to get in front of you to protect you.

That's the kind of man I am.

Uncle Danny love the kids.

Boo!

Hey, girl. How you doin'?

Diva out.