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Family Reunion was filmedin front of a live studio audience.
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How's the lobster?
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Oh, it's kinda scrawny.
Bring me his daddy.
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I'd also like a bone-in ribeye
and oysters Rockefeller as an appetizer.
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-What'd you get if you paid the check?
-Soup of the day.
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But since I'm not,
don't forget the dessert menu.
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Don't. Don't.
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-I'll have what she's having.
-No, you won't.
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Better crack open that kids' menu
and order some fish sticks.
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Um, I'll have the dover sole, no butter,
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and are the root vegetables
prepared with lard?
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You're in Georgia, honey.
Lard is in the water.
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Well, I guess I'll have to
stick with wine. Oh, well.
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I'm tired of eating out.
When's the kitchen gonna be fixed?
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Oh, in two weeks.
All of my appliances are on backorder.
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I am just so excited
about having a new kitchen.
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So you spanked me
when you should've thanked me.
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You want me to thank you again?
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No, thank you.
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So, school's starting next week.
Are you excited?
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Okay, slow your roll.
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She was talking to us.
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- Oh, my God.
- What?
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What? What?
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-It's Clyde and Angie.
-They must've followed us here.
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We got to go. We got to go right now.
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Who's Clyde and Angie?
Who are you talking about?
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Where'd y'all go,
and who paying for this dinner?
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Move, baby, move.
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Oh.
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Come on, come on. Unh.
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Poor Mom. She really had the bubble guts.
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I told her, "When your oysters
look like scallops and smell like shrimp,
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to leave it alone."
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-Well, I'm starving.
-I'm so hungry, I could eat vegetables.
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Yeah, well, sit down and start talking,
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because no one said anything
in the car ride home.
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'Cause you fussed the whole way home.
No one else could get a word in.
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Well, I just could not believe that
you all jumped up, ran out, and left me.
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Really? What's M'Dear’s
Rule of Survival number six?
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When you see black people running,
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run like your life depends on it,
'cause it probably does.
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Yes, but what is rule number seven?
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Never leave M'Dear.
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Ah-ah-ah-ah.
Nobody is going in my house
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until somebody tells me why
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we are not eating this lovely dinner
at the restaurant.
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Well, it's a long, crazy story.
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You know, the trip here from Seattle
was a nightmare.
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Well, now would be
a good time to talk about it.
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Now would be a good time to talk about it!
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Okay. I'll start.
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Let's just say
our trip back to Georgia was a trip.
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-Whoa.
-Whoa.
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Hey.
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That is awesome.
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This cannot be happening.
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Oh, it's happening.
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-We're taking a road trip to Georgia?
-Mm-hmm.
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But it's, like, ten million miles away.
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Ahh. And we pay how much
to send her to private school?
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The fact that you don't know how much
is a problem, too.
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Can't we just take this thing back
and get some plane tickets?
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I'll even fly Spirit.
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This is gonna be so much fun.
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We're gonna be on the road,
seeing real Americans.
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Ooh, do you think we could stop at
a Walmart or a Waffle House?
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I'll put it on the list.
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Yes. Whoo-hoo.
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Whoo.
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-This is awesome.
-It's got everything.
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A bedroom, a HDTV, a microwave.
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Ooh, a toilet. I'm gonna go try it out.
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I was hoping he was talking about
the microwave.
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Yep.
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RVs are so not you.
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What'd he offer you? Clothes? Jewelry?
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-Red bottoms?
-He didn't promise me anything.
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Don't forget, I get to drive.
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How long is it gonna take us
to drive to Columbus?
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As long as we want. We can see the sights,
eat some local cuisine. We're in no hurry.
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-Yes.
-Well, that's a positive.
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I'm definitely in no hurry
to get back to Georgia.
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Dad, let's go.
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I've never pooped on the move.
It's on my bucket list.
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That's yo' son.
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-All right, let's hit the road.
-Don't forget, you said I could drive.
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I won't forget. I want you to drive.
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I know you feel me staring at you.
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Has anybody ever told you
you drive like an old lady?
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Just you. That's because
I obey traffic laws,
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and you treat them like "suggestions."
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Well, at this rate, by the time we arrive,
Ami will be able to drive this thing.
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-You're not cute.
-Yeah, I am.
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Yeah, you are.
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The water pressure in there is great.
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I think we should look into
buying this thing.
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And how much cash
do you plan to contribute?
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Three months of my allowance.
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-That wouldn't buy a tire.
-Which leads to my second point.
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I need a bigger allowance.
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You need a bigger robe.
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The Grand Canyon's huge.
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Yeah, that's why they call it
the Grand Canyon and not the Okay Canyon.
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The best part was watching Dad try to ride
that donkey to the bottom.
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Ow, ow.
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I should sue those people.
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Giving me a wild bull
and calling it a donkey.
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He sure didn't like you.
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That's 'cause he was racist. Ahh.
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You good?
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-You had fun, didn't you?
-I guess.
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Did you think the gift shop
would have mini-license plates
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-with our kids' names on it?
-Honey, they didn't even have Jade.
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How do you have Jada, Jaylen,
and Jahid, but no Jade?
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I told you that when we named 'em. I said,
"These aren't mini-license plate names."
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Well, do you know
what'll make me feel better?
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If you let me drive.
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Okay, you can drive.
As soon as we get to Albuquerque.
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Ach. Ahem.
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Oh, that hurts.
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-Hoo. Okay.
-Okay.
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-Yep, you got it.
-Let's fire this bad boy up.
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- Shotgun.
- What--
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Fine. I'll lay on the sofa
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with the family members
who actually care about me.
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Not here. We're playing a game.
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-Lay in the back.
-I'm returning y'all with the RV.
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Set the GPS for Columbus.
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Got it.
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Thanks to Jade,we ended up lost in Idaho.
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I mean, who knew there was
a Columbus, Ohio,
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and a Columbus, Georgia?
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-I did.
-Me too.
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Yep.
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Uch.
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Mom, can we get some quarters
to play video games?
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Uh, okay. But stay together.
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-Okay.
-All right.
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We will.
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Uch. I'm gonna go call Pam
and tell her to stop telling people
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that we got evicted
and are living out of a van.
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Wow.
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-Ooh, fried pickles.
-They're horrible for you.
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-Let's get two.
-Yas.
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It's not gonna happen.
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-Oh. No signal?
-Nope.
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My folks say people are so dependent
on their cell phones,
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in, like, 20 years, they'll opt to have
Wi-Fi implanted in their brains.
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That's a shame.
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Twenty years is a long time to wait.
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Parker. My folks run this place.
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I'm Jade. It's nice.
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Yeah. So, where are you guys headed?
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Oh, Columbus. Georgia, not Ohio.
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-Did you know there were two of them?
-What? When did that happen?
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I know, right?
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You're messing with me.
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Just a little bit.
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Parker was so cute.He looked just like Chris Hemsworth.
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He's fine, but he's not as fine as Chris.
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M'Dear, what do you know
about Chris Hemsworth?
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I know he's Thor,
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and he brings the thunder from Down Under.
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Ma, the children.
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I'm not dead yet. Ask your father.
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I most certainly will not!
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So, Jade, what happened with Parker?
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Those mashed potatoes were the bomb.
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-Yes, they were.
-Mm-hmm.
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-Parker seemed nice.
-Yeah. Too bad he's seven months early.
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What? We agreed she wouldn't date
until she was 15.
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Mm-hmm. He doesn't know about
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the too-fine-to-leave-behind
exception clause.
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- Thank you.
- Hey, I packed you guys with some extras.
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Oh, thank you.
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Yeah, thanks. She's still 14.
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Okay.
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Dad.
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Come on, guys.
Let's give Jade a minute to say goodbye.
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Why does she need a whole minute?
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Goodbye. See?
It's quick. That's it. It's over.
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Ahh. Come on.
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-Um...
-It-It was really cool to meet you.
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You too.
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Your family seems so nice.
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Yeah, we're really close.
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-Aw.
-Uh, do you wanna exchange numbers?
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Yeah, sure.
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-Cool. I'll text this to my dad.
-Why would your dad need my number?
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Well, he's going to have to talk to you
if he's going to marry you.
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-Marry me?
-Yes.
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It's a great honor to be wife
number three. Just ask one and two.
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Yeah.
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We gotta go! We gotta go now!
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- What? What? What's going on?
- Is everything okay?
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Wha-- Jade? Jade!
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Floor it, man! Floor it!
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-That was crazy.
-Where's Mom?
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-She's out there!
-What?
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Pull her in!
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Get her in, Shaka!
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Close it, close it!
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Go, man, go!
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I drove all nightto get out of that state.
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-Mom.
-Hmm?
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It feels like we've been
crossing Texas forever.
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Can you please take the wheel
from Slow Moz?
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Hey, Moz.
I think I'm ready to drive again.
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Okay. I'll pull over.
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What's really going on?
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I'm hit.
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I'm hit.
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Mazzi, tell my story.
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Are you okay?
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Uh, that's barbecue sauce
from your nuggets.
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Huh?
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Oh, yeah. Right.
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A tire blew.
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That was intense.
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Mm-hmm.
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Why are you smiling?
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The way you handle this rig, girl.
I fell in love with you all over again.
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Should we call roadside assistance?
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Mm-mmm.
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No. I don't need any assistance.
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-Mm. Okay.
-Mm-mmm. None.
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Come on over. Come here.
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- Aah.
- What the...
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You guys stay here.
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What next?
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What were you doin'
stopping in the middle of the highway?
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Um, clearly we're on the side of the road.
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Are you blind?
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No! I assure you,
I have 20-20 vision, sir!
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Sir?
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Just let me get my insurance card.
My bag is in the trunk.
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Wow.
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- Someone needs to take his keys.
- As long as he takes care of it, fine.
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Is he taking off?
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On a bike?
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Hey, stop! We still have your car!
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So? It's not mine!
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I need to take some pictures.
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I meant of the RV,
but you know what? Get it.
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Get it. Yeah.
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And he looked in
my beautiful wife's face and said,
248
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"I assure you, I have 20-20 vision, sir."
249
00:15:19,668 --> 00:15:21,629
It's funny, now that I think about it.
250
00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:23,672
-No, it wasn't.
-It sure wasn't.
251
00:15:25,507 --> 00:15:26,550
That's bananas.
252
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:28,928
I know. The cops sorted everything out
when they got there.
253
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:32,389
-Good thing I got the rental insurance.
-Good thing I told you to get it.
254
00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:33,724
Isn't that what I said?
255
00:15:33,807 --> 00:15:35,893
Clyde tries to take credit
for everything, too.
256
00:15:35,976 --> 00:15:39,063
He almost convinced my family
that he gave birth to our twins.
257
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:42,232
Well, how do you explain
these stretch marks?
258
00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:44,902
That's a beer baby, baby.
259
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,573
Well, we got to call it a night.
260
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:52,993
The best thing about living in our camper
and traveling around...
261
00:15:53,702 --> 00:15:55,454
is meeting nice people like you guys.
262
00:15:55,537 --> 00:15:57,998
Aw. We feel the same way.
263
00:15:58,082 --> 00:16:01,168
And, Clyde, Angie,
you ever get to Columbus, look us up.
264
00:16:01,251 --> 00:16:02,586
Oh, we will.
265
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:05,381
Good night, sir.
266
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:07,967
That's the thing the old man...
267
00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:14,390
Hey, Moz, Mazzi,
can you grab us some more firewood?
268
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:17,643
- The men are on it. Right, son?
- Men find wood.
269
00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:21,271
-Mm. Find. Me find wood.
-Find wood. Find wood.
270
00:16:24,858 --> 00:16:28,862
All right, guys, now it's time for
my favorite part about camping.
271
00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:29,989
S'mores.
272
00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:33,242
The way the chocolate
and the marshmallow melt together,
273
00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:34,743
sticking to the graham crackers.
274
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:38,247
Ooh, it's a little taste
of ooey-gooey heaven.
275
00:16:39,623 --> 00:16:42,167
Oh. Heh. I ate all the chocolate.
276
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:44,503
And I finished off all the marshmallows.
277
00:16:44,586 --> 00:16:48,674
Oh. Well, warm crackers it is.
278
00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:51,719
My bad.
279
00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:58,892
Do you hear that?
280
00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:00,060
Are those drums?
281
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:21,081
Wow. That's creepy. Mazzi, h--
282
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:24,877
Boy, I'm gonna tell your mama!
283
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:28,213
We gotta go! We gotta go right now!
284
00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:31,467
No, no, no. Y'all aren't leaving me again!
285
00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:41,685
Clyde and Angie?
286
00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:45,272
The way you described them,
they seemed so nice.
287
00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:48,942
M'Dear,
people are not always what they seem.
288
00:17:52,696 --> 00:17:54,198
Well, what happened next?
289
00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:57,284
Well, after that little adventure,
we needed to regroup.
290
00:17:57,367 --> 00:18:00,370
And please keep our family safe
from all the crazies out there.
291
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:02,790
- Mm.
- In your name we pray, amen.
292
00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:04,124
Amen.
293
00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:07,086
That was nice.
294
00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:10,047
-Good night, kids.
-Good night.
295
00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:18,722
At that point,the RV permanently smelled like feet.
296
00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:22,017
-Are we there yet?
-Not yet, sweet pea.
297
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:25,771
But we're close.
Should be smooth sailing from now on.
298
00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:29,691
That wasn't very smooth.
299
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:32,194
-What was that?
-I think it was a raccoon.
300
00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:36,198
A raccoon?
Like Rocket from Guardians of the Galaxy?
301
00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:38,992
I doubt he has a smart mouth
or carries a space gun,
302
00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:42,204
-but, yeah, like Rocket.
-We can't just leave him.
303
00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:44,289
What if he's hurt? We have to pull over.
304
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:47,501
Okay.
305
00:18:48,418 --> 00:18:49,795
All this fuss over nothing.
306
00:18:49,878 --> 00:18:51,964
A raccoon is just a rat with a blowout.
307
00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:56,635
There. All right.
308
00:18:56,718 --> 00:18:58,303
I think this is deep enough.
309
00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:01,640
Okay, Ami. It's time to start
the home-going service.
310
00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:06,895
But why? Why? Take me instead.
311
00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:13,360
Did that bag just move?
312
00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:19,199
I think it's alive.
313
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:20,617
It's a miracle.
314
00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:44,641
Aah!
315
00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:47,728
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
316
00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:51,815
Honey, honey! Are you okay?
Are you okay? Okay, okay.
317
00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:53,358
Oh, my God!
318
00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:01,283
I know Pro Bowl defensive ends
that are easier to take down.
319
00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:04,036
The most important thing is you're okay.
320
00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:05,120
Am I?
321
00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:08,498
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
322
00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:11,793
Oh, my God.
This is for sure gonna go viral.
323
00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:14,463
-Delete it, Jade.
-Yeah, Jade.
324
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,844
Uh-oh. He's back.
325
00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:30,604
-And he's brought some friends!
-We gotta go. We gotta go right now!
326
00:20:30,687 --> 00:20:32,648
Let's go! Go, go, go, go, go, go!
327
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,816
Wait! Okay. Wait!
328
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:37,277
Daddy, pick me up!
329
00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:41,365
Ahh! Come on, we gotta go. Start the RV!
330
00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:45,744
And we didn't stop againuntil we got to your doorstep.
331
00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:51,333
Oh, no. What on earth?
332
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:53,961
Hey.
333
00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:01,301
It is so good to be here.
334
00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:05,806
And that's the whole crazy story.
335
00:21:07,307 --> 00:21:10,727
Well, I feel better.
Talking about it helps.
336
00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:13,814
Whew. I feel better, too.
337
00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:19,152
Uh, don't go in the house
for about 35-40 minutes.
338
00:21:21,196 --> 00:21:22,364
What'd I miss?
339
00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:26,994
Polygamists, voodoo priests,
killer raccoons.
340
00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:32,833
Please. This story sounds as believable
as weight-loss ice cream.
341
00:21:34,084 --> 00:21:35,627
Now, if you'll excuse me,
342
00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:39,548
I am going to go up
and get ready for my evening walk.
343
00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:42,384
I may have been born at night,
344
00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:44,303
but I wasn't born last night.
345
00:21:50,934 --> 00:21:52,185
Whoo!
346
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,582
Mm. Voodoo, my Aunt Sally.
347
00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:16,877
Aah!
348
00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:23,091
Aah! Jesus! Aah!
349
00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:29,514
Thank you, baby.
350
00:22:30,974 --> 00:22:34,227
-What's that running towards us?
-It's not another raccoon, is it?
351
00:22:35,687 --> 00:22:37,981
No. That's bigger than a raccoon.
352
00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:40,734
It looks like M'Dear.
353
00:22:40,817 --> 00:22:43,862
No, no, no, no. M'Dear can't run.
She has a bad knee.
354
00:22:43,945 --> 00:22:45,864
Oh, my God!
355
00:22:45,947 --> 00:22:48,325
We gotta go! We gotta go right now!
356
00:22:51,244 --> 00:22:53,330
- Open the door!
- Aah! I ripped it off!
357
00:22:53,413 --> 00:22:55,540
Are you serious?
358
00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:57,793
There's a window open in the parlor!
359
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:04,383
Huh! Save yourselves! Aah!
360
00:23:04,466 --> 00:23:06,385
Okay! Okay!
361
00:23:06,468 --> 00:23:07,803
Go, go, go, go, go!
362
00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:09,012
Go! Go!
363
00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:10,806
Wait! Wait!
364
00:23:10,889 --> 00:23:14,267
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
I know you're not leaving me!
365
00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:21,066
Okay, okay. Go!
Okay! Go, go, go, go, go!
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