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Family Reunion was filmedin front of a live studio audience.
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Mm.
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Looking good, girl.
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It's time for the Beyoncé strut.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome Beyoncé.
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Ooh. Mommy, you look pretty.
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Oh. Why, thank you, Blue Ivy.
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I'm on my way to the DMV to get
my new Georgia driver's license.
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I'll see you later.
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Oh, paparazzi!
Paparazzi, no pictures, please!
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I said no pictures!
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What happened?
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The Georgia humidity.
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I walked out looking "Crazy in Love"
and came back just looking crazy.
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I wouldn't put a ring on it.
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Shaka, Mazzi, get out here.
I thought you were gonna do your hair.
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I thought you wanted to sleep
in our bed tonight.
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I'm good.
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Whoa.
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Beautiful.
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I'm in love.
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-You're the best, Dad!
-Yeah!
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-Dude, the red one's mine.
-Slow down.
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The red one's mine.
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Actually, I meant don't get excited...
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...because the red one's mine.
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What about me?
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Fine. You can borrow it, but be careful.
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-You ready?
-Let's roll.
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Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Ami, what are you doing?
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I'm about to smoke these fools.
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Oh, no, you're not.
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Step out of the vehicle, please.
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Babe, chill out. When I was a kid,
I rode these all the time.
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Yeah, but they're going so fast.
It's too dangerous.
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Relax, it's perfectly safe.
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They're wearing seat belts
and protective gear.
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You know how bad our trip down here was.
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I figured these would help them
forget the craziness.
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Moz, you can't buy the kids' forgiveness
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without buying something
for their mom, too.
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Ami, be careful!
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Well, I guess she is having fun.
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I'm just...
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-If you curl it--
-Don't.
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-Don't.
-If you let me curl it...
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-Don't touch my hair.
-I can curl it. Okay. Sorry.
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Kids, hurry up. We have to leave
for Vacation Bible School in 15 minutes.
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I hope you been studying.
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-You need to teach me how you do that.
-It's a gift, baby.
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Why do we have to waste
a week of our summer at church?
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All kids need to learn
the basic instructions
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before leaving Earth.
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B-I-B-L-E.
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That is an acronym for Bible.
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Oh.
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God really did think of everything.
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You know, I went to Vacation Bible School
every summer growing up.
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Really? Was it fun?
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Not nearly as much fun
as watching y'all go.
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Now, that's some real black-girl magic.
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Oh, M'Dear, you don't have to walk us
all the way in.
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Shaka, hold my purse.
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Why am I holding her purse?
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M'Dear never lets anyone touch her purse.
Jade, what's happening?
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Welcome to Vacation Bible School.
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I am your teacher, First Lady Amelia.
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Oh, no. Please, no.
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Who is ready to play Jesus' favorite game?
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What? I thought Jesus didn't play.
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I'm ready, First Lady, ma'am.
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I been training mighty hard,
and I'm finna beat you this time.
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"Finna," Elvis? "Finna"?
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'Scuse me, ma'am. I meant "fixing to."
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Elvis, my sweet, dear,
butterbean-head Elvis.
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I have forgotten more of the Bible
than you will ever know.
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That is why I am
the undisputed Bible-verse...
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Knockout!
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The woman can't send a text,
but she got a sound-effects app?
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Yeah. She thought emoji was a rap group.
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Will somebody please
explain the rules to the newbies?
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You pick a theme from a hat
and quote a Bible verse that applies.
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If you get it right,
you advance to the next round.
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And if you get it wrong?
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You get blasted in the face
with whipped cream.
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Defeat never tasted so sweet.
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And what happens if we stump you?
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Nothing.
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Because that means it's the end of days.
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But in the unlikely event
that it does happen,
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yes, you can spray me.
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Oh, cool!
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I am so in.
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And I got an itchy spray finger.
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Mm. Oh. All right, then.
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Who is ready for a word whoopin'?
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I came to win.
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All right.
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-"Love."
-Easy.
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"Love each other as I have loved you."
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Excellent.
Who else knows a verse about love?
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Shaka?
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"God is love"?
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Oh.
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Nice job, Shaka.
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You just proved that God
takes care of babies and fools.
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I'm not a baby.
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Jade.
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Granddaughter of a pastor,
I'm sure you know a verse.
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Okay. Gimme a second.
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Oh, you had ten.
Five already gone. Four, three--
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"Love is not love
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which alters when an alteration
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finds or bends
with the remover to remove."
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That was beautiful,
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but it was not biblical.
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But it's Shakespeare,
which is just as profound.
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I like Shakespeare.
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To spray or not to spray?
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That is the question.
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- Spray her! Spray her! Spray her!
- No.
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The people have spoken!
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Oh, I can't believe how much smack
M'Dear talked.
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She is so doggone cocky.
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The undefeated Bible-verse champ?
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Yeah. I still have dried-up whipped cream
behind my ears.
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Gross.
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I wish I had a photographic memory.
I could learn the whole Bible tonight.
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Well, I just downloaded
a Bible-verse app on my phone to study
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so she won't embarrass me tomorrow.
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Revenge.
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Vengeance is mine, sayeth the Lord.
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M'Dear says...
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"Come on down for dinner, losers."
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Okay, okay.
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Oh. We have to get her.
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I wish we could use your phone in class.
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Maybe we can.
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How?
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Repeat what you hear.
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"For it is the vengeance of the Lord.
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Take vengeance upon her."
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Oh, my God. Are we doing this?
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Oh, yeah, we're doing this.
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The undisputed
Bible-verse champion...
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...is going down.
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Knockout!
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Whatcha doing, Erykah Badu?
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Putting together a first-aid kit
for our kids, who, because of you,
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will probably be needing
lots of first aid.
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Cocoa, you're overreacting.
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No, you're underreacting.
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Babe, I can't believe
you bought our kids go-karts.
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I had a go-kart when I was a kid
and I turned out fine.
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Some would say "foine."
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Somebody other than your mama?
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Come on, the kids are just having fun.
Stop coddling them so much.
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Well, honey, if I don't protect them,
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you'll have them bungee jumping
off the Washington Monument.
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I would not. That...
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-Is that a thing? Do they offer that?
-See? See? No, there you go.
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Honey, our kids
aren't as tough as you are.
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Yes, they are, and giving them some space
will make them tougher.
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Let the kids be kids. Didn't you see
how much fun they were having?
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In a few years, they'll be
worrying about paying rent
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and gas prices and bad hair days.
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-That was totally unrelated.
-Mm-hmm.
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That was not-- Nope.
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Okay, fine. Now that you've put it
that way, they can ride.
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Great, because...
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Ami's kart should be arriving
any minute now.
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Wait. Moz!
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Missed!
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"Yea should do so in the land,
whither yea goes to possess it." Amen.
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No. You said "yea" instead of "ye."
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But I was so close!
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God is in the details.
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Oh, I want that belt so bad!
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But you can't beat me!
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I quote like a butterfly
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and recite like a bee.
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Did Jesus really say that?
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You know, I should spray you
just for asking!
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Okay, Jade, you want some of this?
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I'm no match for the champ,
but I'll do my best.
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"Grace."
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Um. Okay.
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"But to each one of us,
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grace has been given
as Christ apportioned it."
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Yes! Go, Jade. You got this.
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Oh. Okay, granddaughter.
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"My grace is sufficient for you."
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"Joy."
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"Weeping may endure for a night,
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but joy cometh in the morning."
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Uh-oh, Sister Amelia. Your turn.
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I know it's my turn.
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"Rejoice in the Lord always.
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Again, I say rejoice!"
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"And the people piped with pipes
and rejoiced with great joy."
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"Rejoice in the Lord and be glad."
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Ooh! Someone's feeling the heat!
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- Five, four, three, two--
- The joy! Sit down!
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"The joy-- The joy I feel,
the world didn't give it to me."
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That's not a Bible verse!
It's a Shirley Caesar song!
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Elvis!
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Ooh. She messed up!
Y'all see that? She messed up!
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-All right, class dismissed!
-No, you're not getting away that easy.
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Spray her!
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Spray her! Spray her! Spray her!
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No! I used to change your diapers!
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And I thank you.
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But God is in the details.
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Oh!
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Knockout!
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Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
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My post of M'Dear getting sprayed
already has 150 hits.
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You want me to make it 151?
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How on earth
did you memorize all that overnight?
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God blessed me with a photographic memory.
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Oh, well, I'm impressed.
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Tell you what.
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At Sunday service, each class
is presenting what they've done this week.
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We should do this
in front of the congregation.
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Any time, any verse.
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Oh, and tell me
what you're making for dinner tonight,
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because I'm not cooking.
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I'll be busy training for my rematch.
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Mm-hmm! You make that belt look good.
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Boy, bye.
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Oh. You're not ready for all this yet?
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It's okay. I'm a patient man.
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Girl, stop flirting with me.
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Go, Ami! That's my baby girl!
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- I'm not letting you beat me!
- Me, either!
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- You're not gonna win this, Dad!
- I'm crazy, baby!
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Here we go!
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-Is everybody okay?
-I'm good.
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I banged up my wrist.
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-Rub some dirt on it.
-And my knee hurts a little.
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Save some dirt for your sister.
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I trust you won't tell anyone about this,
especially your mother.
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Oh, no, we won't tell Mom.
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Yeah, we know how she gets.
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Exactly. If she finds out we crashed,
we won't be able to ride anymore.
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We can keep a secret.
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Yeah, we never told anyone about that time
Mazzi put Mr. Bubbles in the Jacuzzi.
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-What?
-What?
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I don't know, Jade. I been lying to Mom,
lying to our class,
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and now you want me to lie
in front of the entire church?
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Man, I feel like a politician.
252
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We're not lying.
253
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We're creating new avenues for success.
254
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Yeah, by lying!
255
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Did you hear that?
256
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All clear.
257
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Shaka, stop being so scared.
We'll be fine.
258
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Remember, "No weapon formed against me
shall prosper."
259
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Hmm. The Bible has some cool sayings.
260
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I know. It's pretty inspirational.
Maybe one day, we'll really learn it.
261
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I can't believe we just said that.
262
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I'm done. Can I be excused?
263
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Of course, sweet pea.
Can you put your bowl in the sink, please?
264
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:28,570
Honey, why are you limping?
265
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Uh, she's not limping.
She's trying to do your Beyoncé strut.
266
00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:34,326
Get it, girl! Yeah!
267
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All right.
268
00:16:38,622 --> 00:16:40,582
Well, we'll work on it.
269
00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:47,172
Mazzi, stop playing with your food.
Use your right hand.
270
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I'm full.
271
00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:58,600
Wait a minute. What is going on here?
272
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You guys got hurt on those go-karts,
didn't you?
273
00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:04,648
Uh, what go-karts?
274
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:08,777
Yes. We were drifting like The Rock
in Fast and Furious 6.
275
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,989
Mm-hmm. Well, guess who's furious now.
276
00:17:12,072 --> 00:17:14,533
Uh, Tyrese?
277
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:18,912
I will talk to you about this
after church.
278
00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:21,665
You better pray
God sends forgiveness to my heart.
279
00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:24,752
Come on, Ami. Check on you first.
280
00:17:25,794 --> 00:17:29,798
Hoo, I don't know about you, but I feel
much better now that the truth is out.
281
00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:31,592
You know what snitches get?
282
00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:33,343
Stitches?
283
00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:34,970
No, worse.
284
00:17:35,512 --> 00:17:36,346
Dishes.
285
00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:38,015
But my arm hurts.
286
00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:39,349
Use your feet.
287
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:48,150
Church, I'd like you to introduce you
288
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to the new,
undisputed Bible-verse champion,
289
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my granddaughter Jade.
290
00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:05,084
We thought it would be fun
to have a rematch. Amen?
291
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- Amen!
292
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:08,504
Turn to your neighbor and say, "Neighbor."
293
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Neighbor.
294
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"Let's watch Jade shine."
295
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Let's watch Jade shine.
296
00:18:14,843 --> 00:18:17,262
Oh. Good luck, sweet girl.
297
00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:18,764
Thank you.
298
00:18:18,847 --> 00:18:21,225
Oh. You're not gonna need this.
299
00:18:25,312 --> 00:18:26,396
Okay.
300
00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:34,321
"Truth." This is one of my favorites.
301
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Amen.
302
00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:39,701
"Then you will know the truth,
and the truth will set you free."
303
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:41,703
All right, all right.
304
00:18:43,747 --> 00:18:44,790
Your turn.
305
00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:50,003
Uh...
306
00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:55,634
"God so loved the world..."
307
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Woo!
308
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,558
Now that's the truth, y'all.
309
00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:04,184
- It is.
- That's the truth.
310
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:06,478
She got you on that one, Sister Amelia.
311
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:08,188
Yes, she did.
312
00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:10,482
Pick another.
313
00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:16,155
"Honoring my elders."
314
00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:18,740
I honor you, M'Dear.
315
00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:21,410
Aww.
316
00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:23,370
Oh, thank you.
317
00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:26,790
But can you give us
an actual verse with that?
318
00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:34,464
"Jesus wept...
319
00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:38,218
for God, that the Father..."
320
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:43,098
"My cup runneth over. Amazing grace."
321
00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:48,312
"Jesus, save me."
322
00:19:48,395 --> 00:19:49,855
Meet Him halfway.
323
00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:55,527
Church...
324
00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:57,988
I have a confession to make.
325
00:19:58,071 --> 00:20:00,699
Yes, she does. Speak, child. Speak.
326
00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:04,328
Moving to Columbus...
327
00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:06,747
hasn't been easy.
328
00:20:11,668 --> 00:20:15,464
My whole life has been turned upside down.
329
00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:19,593
Yes.
330
00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:21,678
I said upside down.
331
00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:26,642
Upside down?
332
00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:33,315
I've made some mistakes...
333
00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:37,611
but-- but anybody here
who hasn't made a mistake,
334
00:20:37,694 --> 00:20:39,196
cast the first rock!
335
00:20:39,279 --> 00:20:40,322
Stone!
336
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,783
Oh, we know what she meant.
337
00:20:42,866 --> 00:20:44,243
Let Him use you, Jade.
338
00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:45,369
Sit down, Elvis.
339
00:20:47,537 --> 00:20:48,538
I cheated.
340
00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:52,668
I didn't earn this belt.
341
00:20:55,462 --> 00:20:58,548
I let the Devil get me off my path,
342
00:20:59,132 --> 00:21:01,718
but I rebuke that demon right now!
343
00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:03,387
I rebuke him! Woo!
344
00:21:03,470 --> 00:21:06,390
Rebuke that demon, sister. Rebuke him!
345
00:21:08,183 --> 00:21:10,769
Rebuke him!
346
00:21:10,852 --> 00:21:14,690
I know, I know the Lord has forgiven me.
347
00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:16,149
Yes, He has.
348
00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:21,113
But... what about you, M'Dear?
349
00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:26,535
Forgive my wayward child!
350
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,538
Yeah! Hug your grandbaby!
351
00:21:39,923 --> 00:21:41,675
That hurts, M'Dear.
352
00:21:41,758 --> 00:21:43,260
I know.
353
00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:04,072
That was a powerful word
you had today, Jade. Powerful word.
354
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:07,826
Mm-hmm. It's a shame your grandpa's
out of town and missed it.
355
00:22:07,909 --> 00:22:11,246
-Maybe you've got a calling.
-Mm, I don't know about all that.
356
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,623
I don't even get why
we have to memorize Bible verses.
357
00:22:13,707 --> 00:22:17,210
Ooh, I used to say the very same thing
to my grandmother.
358
00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:18,712
They had Bibles back then?
359
00:22:18,795 --> 00:22:19,921
Boy, hush.
360
00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:24,259
I know you kids think I'm strict
361
00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:27,596
with all the rules and the chores
and Bible school,
362
00:22:27,679 --> 00:22:30,640
but these are the things
that prepare you for life.
363
00:22:30,724 --> 00:22:33,185
She's right. One of the reasons I've been
so successful
364
00:22:33,268 --> 00:22:34,644
is because I'm very disciplined,
365
00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:35,729
thanks to M'Dear.
366
00:22:35,812 --> 00:22:37,397
I don't like it...
367
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:39,441
but I get it.
368
00:22:39,524 --> 00:22:42,778
Good. So after you clean the bathrooms,
369
00:22:42,861 --> 00:22:45,072
you and your little accomplice...
370
00:22:46,239 --> 00:22:50,369
...can memorize the Lord's Prayer,
the Apostle's Creed,
371
00:22:50,452 --> 00:22:53,288
and the Ten Commandments by next Friday.
372
00:22:53,997 --> 00:22:56,249
Mom? Dad?
373
00:22:56,708 --> 00:23:01,380
Don't Mom me. I'm gonna let this happen
because A, you need it,
374
00:23:01,463 --> 00:23:03,924
and B, I got a hair appointment.
375
00:23:04,591 --> 00:23:06,009
Thank God.
376
00:23:07,177 --> 00:23:08,303
Was that out loud?
377
00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:11,932
One day, I'm going to study hard
and win that belt.
378
00:23:12,015 --> 00:23:14,434
And one more thing.
379
00:23:14,518 --> 00:23:16,603
Because you cheated,
380
00:23:16,686 --> 00:23:20,232
I am still the undisputed
381
00:23:20,315 --> 00:23:22,692
Bible-verse champion...
382
00:23:22,776 --> 00:23:26,488
of the world!
383
00:23:27,697 --> 00:23:29,282
-Do me! Do me! Ah!
384
00:23:29,366 --> 00:23:31,618
-Me, too!
-And me! And me, and me!
385
00:23:34,204 --> 00:23:35,414
Me, too!
386
00:23:45,132 --> 00:23:46,133
You still mad?
387
00:23:47,050 --> 00:23:51,138
Of course I'm mad. You let our kids
get hurt and tried to hide it from me.
388
00:23:51,221 --> 00:23:56,643
I'm sorry. That was wrong,
and I have to say, with all honesty...
389
00:23:57,477 --> 00:23:58,603
it was Ami's idea.
390
00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:03,900
Okay, okay. It was my idea.
I hate being wrong.
391
00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:06,528
Look, honey, you're not wrong.
392
00:24:06,987 --> 00:24:09,197
I understand what you were trying to do.
393
00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:13,535
The kids need the kind of confidence
that comes from real-life adventures,
394
00:24:13,618 --> 00:24:16,663
away from screens and VR goggles.
395
00:24:16,746 --> 00:24:19,207
I promise, I won't break our family.
396
00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:22,878
You better not.
I've worked really hard to get them here.
397
00:24:22,961 --> 00:24:25,464
I know. I was next to you
every step of the way.
398
00:24:25,547 --> 00:24:27,132
You were passed out on the floor.
399
00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:31,303
Next to you.
400
00:24:32,012 --> 00:24:33,138
Mm-hmm.
401
00:24:33,972 --> 00:24:36,057
Okay, fine.
402
00:24:36,683 --> 00:24:40,770
I agree our kids should be kids
and get out into the world.
403
00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:44,065
By the way, I love your hair.
404
00:24:44,149 --> 00:24:46,318
Oh. Thank you.
405
00:24:46,401 --> 00:24:48,945
Feel like my fabulous self again.
406
00:24:49,029 --> 00:24:51,656
Ooh. Work it. Can I get a Beyoncé strut?
407
00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:54,409
Sure.
408
00:24:57,370 --> 00:25:00,790
Oh. Strut, girl, strut.
409
00:25:04,836 --> 00:25:06,171
Mm, mm.
410
00:25:07,214 --> 00:25:08,215
Are you hurt?
411
00:25:09,382 --> 00:25:11,468
-Did you drive one of the go-karts?
-What go-karts?
412
00:25:13,053 --> 00:25:16,848
Okay, fine. I might've had
a little accident with a tree.
413
00:25:19,893 --> 00:25:22,062
Oh, Cocoa!
414
00:25:22,145 --> 00:25:24,105
The red one's mine!
415
00:25:26,566 --> 00:25:28,568
Girl, don't you limp away from me!
416
00:25:28,652 --> 00:25:30,111
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