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When Elsa was 18, she saw college for what it was, a hustle.

She knew that if she put her brains and beauty to work, she could build a

business by the time her peers were graduating college and looking for their

first real jobs. And that's exactly what she did by creating the Bel Air

Babysitter's Club.

There are millions of babysitters who can handle all the normal nanny duties.

Elsa knew she needed to create a business that provided a service

any other agency.

She needed sitters who were good with children and great with fathers.

She targeted wealthy clients, couples that were too busy making money to be

parents. She found that what little sex life remained in their marriages was

completely destroyed by the addition of a child. So, she sought to remedy this.

She never told her babysitters they had to fuck her clients.

She simply alluded to the fact that the better they looked and the more

attentive they were to the husbands, the more money they could make.

It never took much convincing.

And the more money they made, the more Elsa made in commission.

Before long, word spread around the new fathers of Bel -Air.

Elsa's phone was ringing off the hook with referrals.

She credited her success not just to her creativity,

But to the first three babysitters she hired, they proved that her idea could

work, and they solidified her reputation as a discreet, professional

businesswoman who provided an unrivaled service.

Kendra was the first babysitter on Elsa's roster.

She was placed with a screenwriter who was going through a divorce.

Although he had a great career, the split destroyed his self -esteem, which

him the perfect test subject.

I haven't had a massage in years.

I'm not surprised.

Your back is one big knot.

Hey, if I show you something you promise not to laugh, I really need a woman's

opinion on this.

Uh, sure.

It's my online dating profile.

What do you think? Is it terrible?

It's...

It's amazing how someone who makes a living writing can be so bad at talking

himself up.

I don't like to talk myself up. That's why I became a writer, so I could create

characters who could say the things that I can't.

What are you doing?

I'm going to be your dating profile ghostwriter.

I'm terrified.

For occupation, you describe yourself as a writer.

That makes you sound unemployed.

I'm putting that you're the screenwriter for several films, including North of

Nowhere. You don't think that comes off as bragging?

It's the truth.

And it's impressive.

Any hack could have written my films.

Stop being so humble, okay?

You describe yourself as a divorced single dad like it's a chronic disease.

It feels like that.

There's nothing more attractive to women than a responsible father who loves his

kid. It shows stability and maturity.

It does?

You're so much better than you give yourself credit for.

That's your problem.

Your insecurity overshadows your greatness.

I just can't stop thinking of all the reasons why my wife left me.

And you're forgetting all the reasons she fell in love with you.

You're right. It's just...

I can't remember what it's like to be liked.

What's happening?

I'm reminding you what it's like to be wanted.

You don't have to take pity on me.

I'm not.

Mark, you're incredibly sexy.

I am?

Yes, just go with it.

I don't think it's such a good idea. You live here and... I'm not trying to be

your girlfriend.

I'm just trying to have a little fun.

Think of it as a mutually beneficial arrangement.

Yes, yes.

Yes, yes.

Come here, come here.

What the fuck?

Yeah, look at me. Like that.

ah ah

Oh, God.

Huh?

Oh my god.

Oh, my God.

After that day, Mark started dating more women than he ever did before his

marriage. He offered Kendra a huge raise to stay on, not only as his child's

nanny, but also as his dating coach and confidence booster.

Have fun on your date.

If she isn't smart enough to sleep with you, I will.

Thanks, Kendra.

I don't know what I'd do without you.

After Kendra, Elsa brought on her...