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Babe, stop.

I miss you so much.

I know, I can't wait to see you when you get back.

No more work trips, okay?

Promise me.

I don't want you to go. Here, let me give you something to stay for.

Do you remember what it was like having them in your hands?

I always

love the way you pinch my nipples while I ride your car.

Hmm.

I wish I could sit on your face right now.

It's so wet for you.

It's hurting me so bad.

Oh my god.

I'll leave it where it is.

And I'll save it for you.

I'm sorry babe, I'll have to call you back later, my stupid fucking uncle's

here.

Come in.

Yeah?

Do you need something?

Yes. We need to have a conversation about something we already spoke about.

Oh my god, not this shit again.

I understand your phone is your life and talking to everybody on your phone

means everything.

It's your bread and butter. It keeps you...

connected with people from all over the world and that's really beautiful, but I

think you're really not grasping the big,

how do I say, the big point I'm trying to make here is that you

are seriously disrespectful for living under someone's roof

that you have been welcomed in.

And you seem to not give a shit about anything they say because your phone is

what's important.

I need you to have a reality check.

This is not your house.

I'm doing your father a favor because we're family.

Okay? But if you're going to be here, I don't care what you do. I just don't

want to hear it. It's really that simple.

Okay?

Yeah. What are you going to do to keep it down?

What do you expect? I mean, like, do you fucking, I'll shut the door next time.

All right, cool. Yeah, that's a start. Yeah. Shutting the door is great. Maybe

I'll play some music or something. You know what? That's even better. Okay.

the less I have to hear you moan. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Yeah, this is just being a grown -up, what that's about. Yeah.

I see you really give a shit.

So I'm going to sum this up quick because I got to step away.

Your dad's not coming home for another two weeks.

So do you think for 14 days we cannot have this conversation again?

Sure. I mean, if it'll get you out of my room.

No, you're in my room, in my house that I'm lending to you. Oh, my God.

Oh, responsibilities.

Thank you for getting it. I hope you do better.

I hope so.

Hey, Dad.

Oh.

Okay, I'll make it quick. I'm glad you're having fun.

He just told me you're... Gonna be gone for another two weeks?

Are you serious?

No, I mean, I'm fine. It's just, he's such a fucking drag. He annoys the shit

out of me.

Yeah, he just, like, busted in here and screamed at me over nothing. I wasn't

even doing anything, I swear.

What?

Wait, wait, hold on.

I've been calling him Uncle Tommy for years now.

You're telling me he's just your friend from college?

What the fuck, Dad? You didn't think you could tell me that before you left me

with him for almost a month?

Okay.

Yeah, I'll behave.

Alright.

Okay. I love you too.

gonna talk to me like that? And we're not even fucking related?

Huh.

You know, since he's not my uncle,

I'm sure I could find a way to ease the tension around here.

Listen, you don't have to keep this up anymore. I already know.

You're not really my uncle.

You're just my dad's friend from college, so it doesn't matter.

And I can tell you've been really stressed, and I just want to make sure

last two weeks are easy for the both of us. And I just figured I could help you

with some tension.

Maybe put a smile on your face for once.

Well, I can tell you like that.

This is so wrong.

Well, it would be wrong if you were actually my uncle.

But you're not.

So it's okay.

I mean, it'd be a shame if my dad found out that I fucked his best friend while

he was out of town.

Me and your dad, we've been through a lot.

I know.

You can never repeat this.

Well, I mean, we can repeat this.

We just can't.

I have to ask you.

You must

never tell your dad about this.

I promise.

Don't be such a drag.

So...

make some money also but you give me a cut of what you make

you know we work together like you just said I'll give you

whatever you want if you stop yelling at me every time I have fun

Oh.