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Wake up.

Nothing, wake up.

Hey, hey, sleepyhead.

I don't want to go to school. I'm sick.

No,

you're going to class today.

I'm not paying for this college for nothing. You've got to go.

Please.

No.

You're not going to do this again.

You need to get out of bed. Let's go. Come on.

No, please. I'm sick. I really am sick. I swear.

You're not sick.

I am.

You're not sick.

What are you... Can I be sick now?

No.

No, I ain't falling for that again.

Please.

I really don't feel good. Look, listen to my voice.

Nice faking job.

Right.

Please. Penelope, what are you... What are you doing?

Stop it, no.

I don't want to go to school.

I am not going to fall for that like I did last time.

Alright? Well, this is a real time.

I really hope you let me stay home today.

Like this.

I want it in my mouth. Do you?

Yeah.

Well, what's stopping you?

Is she ready yet?

Jesus Christ.

It's hard to think.

You get fucking dressed, okay? What?

Just get dressed. You're going to school today.

Are you serious? Yes, get dressed.

Whatever. Let's go.

Hey, have you seen my phone?

No, why would I have your phone?

No, have you seen it?

No. I can't find it anywhere.

No, I haven't seen it.

Can you help me find it?

No, I can't help you find it. I'm busy.

Please? No.

Why not?

Just...

I'm busy, okay?

Please help me find my phone.

No. Please?

No. I already went and looked for it everywhere.

Can you please call it?

No, I'm not going to call anyone regarding me getting up and going to get

phone to dial a number to call your phone.

No.

Okay.

Penelope? Yeah?

Are you looking for your phone in the sink?

Well, I can't find it and you won't come.

Please help me find it.

Why do you need your phone so bad?

Because everyone needs their phone.

Look, if you help me find it, I'll pay you back for letting me stay home from

school.

What exactly do you mean by that?

You know, since you didn't get to finish last time, I'll pay you back with my

daddy.

You're not bullshitting me?

No.

You promise?

I promise.

Okay, let's go find your phone.

Not here.

Do you think he left it in a pants pocket?

Maybe.

I don't know.

Well, you know what? Why don't you retrace your steps?

Okay. Okay.

When did you realize that you lost it?

I don't know. I couldn't find it when I got out of bed this morning.

Okay. Have you looked under the blankets?

I thought I did when I made my bed.

Penelope!

Yeah? Look what I found.

Oh my god, you found my phone!

Thank you!

I think you owe me something.

I do.

Yeah, you do.

Thank you so much for finding my phone.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Why don't you take that out and pop that right in your mouth first.

Kick up the...

Yeah, do you like them?

You're such a good stepdad.

Like that?

Yes.

Cover my mouth.

Can I have my phone back?

Yeah, you're a good girl.

Thanks.

Do you want me to hold that until you go clean it up?

Yes, please. Thank you.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, what's up?

I have a job interview later on today and I'm really nervous.

Oh my God, you're so cute.

What are you nervous about?

I want to do really well in this interview and I just, everything I say

wrong. Well, like what?

Like what are you saying is wrong?

My whole introduction is messed up and I just sound dumb.

All right, well, you know what? Why don't you stand up? First of all, I

you look great.

I mean, you know, your outfit looks really good.

Okay, well, you know, obviously the most important thing is to make eye contact,

you know, and never look down at your hand when you shake somebody's hand.

So, you know, you come in.

So, come on in.

Hi.

Say your name.

Hello. My name's Penelope. Nice to meet you. You know what? Let's try that one

again, okay?

All right. So, all right. Come on over.

Hello. My name's Penelope.

That was good. Let's do that one more time.

Okay.

Hi.

My name's Penelope. Nice to meet you.

Very good.

See, you know, you want me to teach you a couple of techniques, a couple of

little things here?

Would you? Wow, thank you so much. Of course, honey.

Of course, of course.

So why don't you sit down?

All right.

So, all right. Well, I mean, the number one thing, I mean, first of all, I mean,

it's really important that you have an answer to the question that's going to

asked here. It doesn't matter what the question is. Come up with some kind of

answer. And if you don't have the answer, say, you know what? I'll

look into that.

And I'll get back to you on it.

Okay. Okay?

Mm -hmm. All right?

But if you really want to know a really good technique, I mean a really, really

good technique, I mean, I can tell you what it is.

I mean, the most important thing, okay?

The most important thing is to go in with a completely clear head.

What? What does that mean?

Well, you know, it helped your mom, you know, land that

great job that she just started.

Yeah. You know, a completely clear head. I mean, I'm talking like

not one nerve is frantic or anything.

Completely, completely clear head.

I mean, I just, I'm still confused. Like, how do I go about clearing my, do

need to do yoga in the morning?

No, no, no, no, no. Not really yoga.

Okay, all right.

Look, before your mom went into that interview, she was really, really

So, you know, I kind of took her down.

Took her down into the bedroom and basically I fucked her.

It relaxed her. She got really... She went cool collected.

At that point, you get that feeling in your head that's like, you know what? I

don't care if I get this job.

You're that clear in your head. And then, bam, she got the job.

Really? Yeah.

I just...

I don't know.

That sounds weird.

Yeah.

That's how it works for your mom.

Would you... What?

Would you help me?

I mean, I wouldn't be asking, but...

This situation is just so stressful for me, and I just, I need help.

Um, I guess I could, sure.

Thank you.

Oh, see?

You've got your mind occupied.

You're thinking of other things, huh?

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh. That's what I thought.

Hey, wait a minute.

Open your legs.

What? Open your legs.

Are you not wearing panties?

Oh, my God. I was in such a hurry to leave that I forgot him.

Uh -huh.

Uh huh. I did.

It's really tight.

I can tell.

Can you two help me sip it?

Okay.

Yes. Yeah?

Mm -hmm. Thank you so much for helping me. Okay. You got a little bit of sweat

on your brow. Why don't you wipe your brow and go, go.

Okay. Okay.

You're going to go get that job, huh? Yeah.

All right.