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Hi, I'm Cole Dannen. Welcome to another episode of Dad, How Do I?

Today, I'm going to be teaching you how to do a push -up, how to throw a

football, and how to treat a lady on a first date.

Today, I have joining me my stepdaughter, Madison.

Hi.

She's going to be helping us out. So, are you ready to go?

Let's do it. Let's do it.

First thing we're going to do is a push -up. We're going to start by getting

into a tabletop position with our elbows over our hands, creating a straight

line. and our hips over our knees.

Hand position is very important for your push -ups. You can go wide, you can go

narrow, but today I think what we're going to do is keep it naturally in the

center position.

So, here we go.

So when you do these, you're going to want to keep your ab tight and your

activated.

Alright, you think you can do some?

Yeah, let's do it. Give it a shot.

Perfect.

Your feet out.

And be sure you keep your core nice and tight.

Very tight.

That looked perfect. Perfect form.

Good job.

Alright, on to our next how -to.

Now, I'm going to teach you how to throw a football.

There's three basics I want to go over, which is your base, and that's the

position of your feet.

There's your grip, which is the position of your hand on the ball, and your

platform, which is your upper body placement.

But first, we're going to start with the grip.

You ready?

Let's get started. All right.

Everybody's hand placement is going to be slightly different depending on how

big your hand is.

But one thing to keep in mind is that your pinky should be on the fourth or

fifth lace. The rest of your hand.

positioned a little further back on the football and the most important thing is

your grip you want it to be nice and firm all right you ready let's do

it don't forget to keep a nice wide stance about shoulder width apart and

your upper body nice and loose got it

uh you tried

Perfect. And that's how you throw a football.

And now, on to how to treat a lady on a first date. You ready? Let's do it.

Let's do it.

Now, I'm going to teach you how to treat a lady on a date.

I'm going to go over things like pulling out a chair, opening a door, and

holding good conversation.

And on how well you do will depend on if you get laid after or not.

Madison.

All right, let's get started.

You always want to remember to be a gentleman and pull her chair up for her.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Good? Yes, thank you.

The key to a good date is holding conversation.

You're going to want to ask her questions about herself.

So, what kind of movie do you like?

Like rom -coms, sometimes flashes, just depends on the day.

Oh, okay.

And do you like dogs?

I love dogs.

Oh, good.

So, another difficult thing is the kiss.

That can be the most nerve -wracking part of a date. So, we're going to go

how to approach that.

Really? Yeah.

As you can see, my date's giving me clear signs he would like a kiss, but

remember, keep it classy.

Now we're going to go

over picking up the check.

As a gentleman, you're going to want to pick up the bill.

Waiters, check please.

Always remember, be respectful to the waitstaff.

The camera's still rolling.

It's fine. You can edit it out.

What about your mother?

Come on. It's all part of the date. Remember?

Oh, shit.

Oh, my gosh.

Can I see it?

Yeah, that's okay.

Thank you You

have to make a video on how to open pants

Can I stop it?

Please.

It's just thick.

You want to see my tits?

I would love to, yes.

How do they look?

Fantastic.

Do you like my little pretty titties?

Yeah, I do.

It just looks so good.

Doesn't this feel good?

It feels fantastic.

Yeah, it does.

I'm going to feel it inside me.

Can I?

Yeah, that's fine. Just don't tell your mother.

I won't.

It could be our little secret.

Holy shit.

Fuck.

Holy shit.

Bye -bye.

Yeah.

Oh.

I think you're right.

It's just getting in the way.

Thank you.

You're done.

Can I do that for you?

I just want you to fill me up with you. Come on, please.

It's so bad.

Oh, fuck.

Come inside me.

Shit.

Oh, fuck, please.

I just don't feel like I can sit here. Please, Daddy.

Come on.

I'm going to pull you up. Please, Daddy, pull me up.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Please, please. Oh, yeah.

Please, please.

Please.

Holy shit. Oh, yeah. Come on.

Please, Daddy.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, right there. Right there. Please.

Please, Daddy.

Please.

Right there. Right there.

Oh, my God. Holy shit. Please.

Oh, my God.

I'm gonna tell you. Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Our next how -to should be how to take care of a baby.

Because you definitely got me knocked up.

We're not going to be able to hide that one very well from your mother.

She'll have to now.

Told you this was our secret, remember?