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This is what happens when we left our own devices on set without any

supervision.

Why are you laughing?

Is this the awkward moment?

Yeah. I was laughing at your head.

I'm just kidding. What's wrong with my bald head?

I'm just kidding.

That's fucked up.

Laughing at your fucking glasses.

How about that?

I need my glasses.

Can you really not see?

No, I do scenes without my glasses all the time, but... You look like this, a

nice cock.

Well, no, once it's right in my face, then it works out.

I can see it then.

Is it just like, oh, there it is.

Yeah, exactly.

Works out great.

Are you going to tell my camera who you are?

I'm Elsa Jean.

That's such a sweet, wholesome name.

Thanks.

How many times have I tried to fuck you?

haphazardly, casually fuck you, I think is the right term.

I think three, huh? Three, yeah.

And now we're... Or maybe this is the third time.

Lucky number three.

Well,

we were left alone, more or less.

And so I figured, if I'm going to be sneaky, I'm going to get it on camera.

Because Elsa Jean is, like, slightly gullible. She used to be a barista.

So she'll pretty much believe anything I tell her. That was a very stressful

job. Don't talk about it like that.

Are you having PTSD fucking flashbacks of being a burrito?

Mm -hmm.

It stressed me out.

It made my face break out and stuff.

It made your face break out? Yeah, it was so stressful. People would throw

coffee at me.

They threw coffee at you?

Yeah. People are very serious about their coffee.

Well, I'm very serious about my pussy.

Yeah? Yeah.

That's why I waited so patiently.

You're so nice.

And I get to fuck you today.

Do you?

I'm afraid that I'm fucking you today.

Okay. Look, it's consensual. It's on camera.

I just have this for legal purposes because she looks very, very young, but

can assure you she's of age.

I am.

And she's not Canadian, so I can totally trust her.

I'm just saying, sometimes Canadians are sneaky.

Oh, really?

I think.

I don't know.

You're being mean.

How am I being mean? Are you Canadian?

Yes. I'm just kidding.

You're a Canadian barista?

No. Ben, don't worry about it.

I want to see your little outfit.

Bam.

All black.

What are you grinning at?

Can I ask this a smile?

You what? I feel like I'm in court.

You feel like you're in court?

Yes. Where were you on the night of the 13th?

That would have been last month. Calm down.

I was going to say, I don't know.

I like how I haven't said anything, but you're just taking it upon yourself to

take your top off. Oh.

I ain't mad at you.

Go ahead, take your top off. I don't want to stalk you. I'm trying to get it,

but it's like caught a little bit on something.

Hello.

Oh, we're going to take your top off and then we're going to cover it up because

all of a sudden we're coy.

I really just want to have sex with you.

Okay, come on. Why do you still have your pants on?

Whoa.

I don't get any chance to get to know you. We don't get to have lunch first or

anything like that.

I don't get to casually talk you into consensual sex. Oh, okay.

I want to hear it.

No, fuck it then. You just said, come on, let's go.

That's what's going to happen.

I'm just going to take your bottoms off.

That's going to be that.

Are you that old?

You just, your, your, your ligaments. You didn't hear that? I did.

Be gentle.

I am being gentle.

Like I was given instructions.

No fingers.

I'm just kidding.

I'm just, I'm petting the kitty.

Hey kitty, kitty, kitty.

It's a good kitty.

on top, front and center.

I might have done this once or twice before.

What are you smiling about?

Because it feels good.

Hey, you can hold that now. Okay.

You've never held

a camera like that before, huh?

Well, I didn't know it had this in the back.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Thank you, Percy.

I'm perfectly happy.

I think that pussy's pretty wet.

Yeah.

They're right there.

Oh, it's okay.

Mm -hmm

Hop up on that couch and let me see you.

I think that worked.

I'm sorry.

Woo!

Oh.

I love you.

A little.

Thank you.

I don't have one

In the best way possible.