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Hi, I'm Nadia Nabokova. I'm here for Miss .X .com, and I'm going to give you

my love.

My name is Brandon Ashton.

That's my little girl, Nadia.

She's making us vegan pesto today with sausages.

She's a talented little girl.

She gets it from her mom.

Unfortunately for both of us, her mom took off about five years back with her

boss.

I take care of her now, just like she was my own daughter.

Almost done.

Are you almost done with work stuff? I was thinking you could put it away when

we eat. Sorry, honey. I gotta get the TPS reports done before tomorrow.

Alan got laid off and the silly boss gave me his workload.

There. There's that smile.

She's prepping me.

She wants to borrow money or something. And hell, she knows I'm going to give it

to her.

You would too if she smiled at you like that. My little angel always gets what

she wants. It doesn't matter that she's 18 now. New clothes, gas money, even

concert tickets to Agent Zero for her and her girlfriend.

Come on, you can put it away.

It's almost done.

I've got something to show you.

A video?

Push the sideways triangle, silly.

Nadia, that looks a lot like your girlfriend. That is her. That's Blair.

Why is she making blowjob videos?

First it just started out as a bet to see who could get the best blowjob, and

all of our guy friends were gonna judge, but then Coach Michael found out, and

now he's gonna give the winner 300 bucks.

Really? Coach Michael?

The soccer coach said that?

Well, who is she betting against?

Well, me.

Duh.

Nadia.

Honestly.

Are you mad?

Oh my god, you're mad at me.

No, sweetheart.

I'm not mad.

I'm just a little overwhelmed, that's all.

But I am very happy that you shared this with me. So the first thing we gotta do

is get you some birth control if you're having sex.

I'm not having sex.

I'm not mad that you're having sex.

I knew this day would come.

But I do want you to talk to the fine people at Planned Personhood, and they

will teach you how to be safe.

Look, I can make the appointment in the morning.

And the second thing is... Please!

Honey, I speak, and then you speak.

Do you remember how we have conversations when we're upset?

Do I need to get Ellie the elephant out? I am not having sex!

Well, who are you giving blowjobs to? No one!

Not yet, anyway.

I told Blair I'm dating a med student at the university.

He's super handsome, and he has a big dick, and I blow him all the time.

But she's gonna know I'm lying, and I think I could win the contest. I mean,

Coach Michaels had the hots for me since before it was even legal to have the

hots. You just need to talk to the school about Coach Michael.

No, no.

It's not like that, Daddy. He's just a watcher. Lots of guys are.

And besides, I'm having a crisis.

He told me I could talk to you about anything, and I'm starting to think that

that was a lie.

You're right, you're right.

Whatever you want, Nadia.

And about Blair, she's going to forgive you if you confess that you made a lie.

No, no, she wouldn't.

She was telling me about her boyfriend, Mark, and how cool he is, and how he

buys her all these little presents.

So I told her that I had a boyfriend too, and she wanted more details, so I

up more details.

And now she just won't let the fucking thing go.

Hey, language.

Sorry, but the point is, I've been lying to her all summer, and now it's fall.

And I've got this vet thing going on, and I could really use the money.

But $300?

Listen, I'll give you $150 now, and another $150 in two weeks, okay?

Don't make me say it.

Look, money is a little tight since your mom left, but we're making it work, and

there is disposable income if you need it. That's just the thing. I don't need

it. And I know if I took your money and spent it at the mall that I'd feel

guilty.

I just want to earn it, that's all.

Here, I want you to take my phone and take a video of me sucking your penis.

Are you feeling well?

I won't like it, and you're not gonna like it, but I'll split the money with

if we win.

Well, I figured I know you, and you don't have, like, any dick diseases or

anything, and you never leave the house except for you go to work.

And it's totally embarrassing that I'm the only virgin at school.

I am sure you're not. Only losers are virgins. My virginity plagues me. It's a

thing that only I know about.

I just want to see a penis in, like, a science -y kind of way.

I mean, I know I'll blow it super good. Way better than Blair could. Honey, we

need to call Dr. Armand.

Remember when he was saying you could have these impulses?

But it's best to wait them out until they pass. No!

Fuck that!

Nadia! I've got to blow a guy.

It has to be today.

I told him I'd see my boyfriend on Sunday, and it's already Monday.

And you know full well I don't have a boyfriend.

No, it's out of the question.

You need to go to your room and think about what you just asked me.

Well then, I'm going next door to Pete's house.

What?

Professor Pete is always trying to talk to me. He's always checking me and Blair

out when we're trying to catch a tan, too.

I know he's married, but I bet he'd let me do it anyway.

I didn't even see her car in the driveway.

You're not leaving this house.

I'm 18. I'll do what I want.

Fine. I'm gonna let you do it.

But I give you the money, and you don't show the tape to anyone.

Isn't that like prostitution?

No. No.

No, it is not.

I'm showing them that tape. I'm gonna earn the money. It's the only ethical

thing to do, Daddy.

Well, it's... Well, it's not hard yet. This isn't exactly a normal situation,

and I'm under a lot of stress.

Well, get it hard.

You better get it hard. I told them my boyfriend has a big, huge, hard cock.

Nadia!

Well, how about I post for you, like those girls in your magazine?

You know about the magazines?

Yeah, Mom was always bitching to her friends about your fuck books.

Language. Sweetheart, this is not going to help if you keep using foul language.

Can you please act like a lady? What? Act like a lady and pose like a porn

You're right. It was a bad idea.

No, no. I can do it. I want to do it.

Do you like my breath, Sam?

Where did you get that bra?

I did not buy that bra for you.

Blair's mom gave it to me.

Yeah, I think it's working.

Is that good?

I am so good at sucking tech, aren't I guys?

The best at North Valley High.

Yeah, let me watch.

Look at me deep throat, you guys. I'm so good at that.

I can do it. Hold on.

I did it.

You saw.

This is number one blowjob queen.

Blair might be the best at soccer, but I'm the best at blowjobs.

Do you like that, Daddy? I mean,

sometimes I like to call my boyfriend Daddy.

You know, it's really kinky.

I got this piercing just for this competition.

It makes it so much better.

I get the best blowjobs because I don't neglect the balls.

I really fucking love it. Vote for me, not for Blair.

We won!

Where are you?

Did you hear me? We won!

Oh. We won!

Oh my god, I have 150 bucks for you.

Uh, that's okay, you keep it.

Are you mad at me?

No. No, I'm not mad.

You're acting like you're mad.

Do you want to talk about what we did?

Uh, yeah, it was amazing.

First, I showed it to Blair, and she was all like, oh, we shouldn't show it to

Coach Michael.

She was just being such a pussy.

And I was like, oh my God, Blair, you're going to well -turn our bet just

because you know I'm better than you?

Honey, I don't want to talk about it. Here, I'll take the $150.

But I haven't even gotten to the best part yet.

Blair was being...

Such a baby.

And it took me forever to convince her that we should show Coach Michael the

video. He met us outside for our last hour of class.

And I was like, oh my god, how does this guy even know we have AP Algebra for

the last hour?

And he was just like, oh hey.

Like he wasn't totally waiting for us there.

Creepy. Yeah, totally creepy.

But he's harmless, like I told you before.

Maybe I should meet this guy. And say what? So I heard you watched my

stepdaughter and her bestie suck some dicks and gave the winner some money?

Stop it. You've got to listen to the best part.

So I was all like, oh, here's my phone.

And Belair was like, oops, I can't find my video. I don't know what happened.

And I knew that bitch would do that. Language.

Sorry, I knew that she would pretend that she deleted it. That's why I

the video to my inbox when I watched it. I mean, it was her idea to do the whole

blowjob competition anyway.

And she's just got to take it that I'm better than her sometimes.

Like, she's good at soccer, but I give killer blowjobs.

I mean... Don't you agree?

I'm just talented that way.

Can you please not say the word blowjob?

Face fucking?

Blowjob is fine.

Okay, so you saw the video and you won?

Yeah, and I mean, I actually felt bad for Blair. I really thought she would

So I told her that I'd buy her an iced mocha with my money.

And she got really happy after that. I don't know why she likes that coffee so

much. I think it just tastes like iced dirt.

I don't get why you drink coffee either.

Don't you think it tastes like dirt?

Um, okay, that's enough, sweetheart.

That's nice.

Yeah? So, we've got another bet.

This is going to sound really bad, but don't worry. I've got a plan.

She told Coach Michael that I'm the best at getting a blowjob, that she's the

best at having sex, and she can make love like a porn star.

She says she has this special technique called the happy seal.

The happy seal? Yeah, hold on, I'll show you.

Oh,

okay, okay, okay.

Sex with you is out of the question.

Don't you even feel remotely guilty for what we did yesterday?

You can use your words, sweetheart.

I think the only reason to feel guilty is if you liked it. That's why you're

feeling guilty.

Okay. Yeah, maybe during, but not afterwards.

Immediately afterwards, I knew it was a mistake.

I didn't enjoy it in the least.

It felt like sucking on a warm sausage that was leaking.

faulty goo.

The only enjoyment I got out of it was knowing that you liked it and that it

felt good, and I knew I was just going to nail this bet with Blair.

So, what do you think about putting your penis in me?

Like six times, maybe seven tops, that's all it's going to take.

You're a virgin.

Yeah, but your penis doesn't count as sex if you're my daddy.

I'm not your biological father, so it would count by your own rule.

No, you are my daddy. You've been with me - since before I can remember.

So it wouldn't count.

Don't forget, you live in my house and should follow my rules.

You know in your heart these beds are immoral.

Against the law.

Against God's law.

Whatever. You're my stepdaddy, not my real daddy.

And I bet the neighbor would be totally cool with putting his penis in me for

like six or seven pumps.

Leave Pete out of this.

I know he would be into it. As would any guy.

But it's not safe.

Don't you think you'd catch an STD with a perverted guy like that?

No. We'd wear a rubber.

Adia, Pete is a hideous man.

I know. I thought about that. But I thought I could just concentrate on his

and stare into the phone and I wouldn't need to see his face at all.

Well, I... This is...

We'll do it just like last time. Instead of using my mouth, we'll just use my

pussy. In and out, six to seven times.

And then I come.

I can't come inside you.

Yeah, of course you can. There's that morning after pill, and Blair's mom buys

them for her in advance.

And she says she could give me one.

Really? Blair's mom thinks it's okay to encourage you to have life -threatening

sex with God knows who? If you talk to Blair's mom about this, I'm going to

everyone the tape and tell them that it's your dick. My stepdaddy's dick.

person. I would never do anything like that. But you can't be doing mean shit

like that.

I've always wanted you to lose your virginity the proper way. On your

day, with the man you're gonna marry. Yeah, but this isn't the 80s, you know.

It's gonna be my first time, and I heard it's supposed to be painful.

I want my wedding night to be happy, so you're gonna be helping me.

Plus, my hymen's already like half off. I've been practicing with my fingers, so

it's gonna be easy.

I don't know what to say.

Pleased. Pleased.

Pretty pleased.

I need to think of a phrase.

Really?

Because your cock is already hard. I can feel it pressing on my butt.

So we're going to do it right here on the sofa.

Alright?

You always taught me to be prepared.

Okay.

But I'm not going to finish.

I'm only going to put it in and out of you a few times.

Seven times.

No, six.

Eight.

Okay, seven times.

You're going to love this. You'll see.

Just like when I would change your diapers.

That's pretty.

I like it.

Where's your phone?

I don't know if this is such a great idea, Nadia.

Don't worry.

Nobody's going to know who you are.

I'm going to keep your face out.

Whoa, you are so big.

It's not going in.

Could you please lick it first?

Like in the porn movies. Get it really wet.

You saw a porn film?

Yeah, of course.

Me and Blair watch them all the time on the internet.

Oh, God.

The internet.

Uh, no, spit on it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, no, fuck my clit.

Oh, yeah.

Just like that.

We're ready now.

Are you okay?

Shut up, Daddy. Just give me six times, alright?

I forget to move around a lot and moan. Just do it one more time, alright?

Okay.

One.

Two. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

You see this, guys?

I'm so good at talking.

Stop counting.

You're missing out my video. You're not supposed to count.

Just do it again.

Sorry. Okay, I'll just... in and out and you just tell me when we're done, okay?

It feels really good.

Is she a whore too?

But we do need you to talk to the people at Planned Personhood.

Sorry.

It's America.

Nobody heard that. It's cool.

I've heard when women give birth, most of the time you shit because you're just

bearing down. I heard that too, yeah.

And it's like, they don't tell you. They act like it didn't happen.

If you don't notice...

Did you guys hear that?

It went up to my belly.

Oh, Jesus.

Don't laugh.

He does have an ugly face.

I'm going to talk to this woman.

Whoa, you are so big.

I really fucking love it. But for me, not for Clark.