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What the fuck? The closet is fucking off the... Oh my god, this girl.

Shit, everything.

Food?

Food?

I let her stay here for fucking two weeks and this is... I don't know

Fucking piss the fuck off, dude.

I mean, come on.

I'm nice enough to fucking let you stay here for cheap and this is what I get?

Shit all over the place. Fucking bottles of water on the fucking floor.

Food in the fucking room.

What is this?

Coffee.

Hey. You wanted to see me?

Yeah, I wanted to see you.

Are you have more food? Are you serious?

Hey!

Listen, alright?

Give you it.

What the fuck? What's going on with you?

Can you not follow directions? I told you. I just went in your room, okay?

There's clothes everywhere.

There's watermelon on the fucking bed.

There's... I mean, I'm sorry I just ripped that out of your hands, but I'm

really pissed off right now, okay? And I told you, no eating upstairs.

No eating upstairs. Hey, I made some food for you.

It's not fucking... Are you fucking serious?

I told you, no eating upstairs.

Do you want no food, Dad?

No, I don't want fucking food, alright?

Give me that.

What? Seriously, listen.

This is not a fucking game. Give me this. No, I'm giving you that. No,

seriously. All right, listen.

Hey. I've had enough of this shit with you, okay? I need you to pack up your

stuff, and you need to get out.

No, please. I will leave.

Now, now, now all of a sudden, now that I tell you to get out, now you're going

to try to be nice, and now you're, now no more joking around now, right?

Oh, come on. We've known each other for years. You wouldn't kick me out, would

you?

Yeah, I am going to kick you out. I did you a favor by letting you stay here for

pretty much nothing. I mean, I charge you $400 a month rent to rent the room.

That's like $100 a week. That's nothing.

I do it because you're a friend.

I've known you for a long time.

I've tried to help you out.

You were dating that stupid guy.

You guys broke up. You had nowhere to fucking go. So I let you stay here. But

just had a couple rules. One.

No eating upstairs.

Two, please keep the room clean.

What happened to the closet door in there? The closet door is off the thing.

Sorry about that. I got a little bit angry.

See, that's what I'm saying, and that's why I need you to get out, okay? I'm

sorry. Listen, if you ever need my help in the future with anything else, I'd be

more than happy to help you, but I can't do this anymore.

This is just becoming too much.

It's becoming too much for me. I don't need to live like this.

Come on. You know,

I wouldn't actually do anything bad, you know, because I know it's against your

rules and I'm sorry, but please don't kick me out. I have nowhere else to go.

Please. Just please. I mean, look at it this way.

I can... I mean, give you what you've always wanted.

What the fuck do you mean what I've always wanted?

Well, you can't deny after all these years. I mean, I see the way you look at

when I walk down the hallway.

Oh, my gosh. Are you seriously going to go there with it right now? Is that

what's happening?

Yeah, pretty much.

See? I mean, isn't this what you've always wanted?

Jesus, your tits are fucking nice.

Thank you.

I hate how you just... No, hold on. I hate how... See, this is the problem,

okay? This is the fucking problem. You think that you can just get whatever the

fuck you want when you want it because you're fucking hot.

And this is not... This is not how the world works.

This is not how the world works. You don't just get whatever you want.

because you're hot oh my god seriously

this is not

gonna happen dude come on seriously

what are you doing are

you

So I guess you're not taking, you know, for an answer?

Uh -uh.

I know you want me to stay.

Can we fuck more?

Mm -hmm.

Anything your heart desires.

So we can fuck now, then if I let you stay, we can keep fucking?

Mm -hmm. Whenever I want.

Mm -hmm.

All right. That sounds like a deal with me.

Sounds like a real good fucking deal with me.

I have always wanted to fuck you.

I could sense it. Yeah, you just fucking play games with me all these years.

Fucking tease me.

I did it on purpose.

Until you fucking needed something.

And you had to fuck me.

I wondered if you were going to be able to... I couldn't play it. Whatever.

What? I just wondered if you were still going to be able to suck dick good,

because... Not that I know if you ever sucked dick good, but... Once you got

your braces... You always had guys over.

Oh, Jesus.

Oh, my God.

Holy fuck.

Oh my god, that's fucking hot. Why do you fucking jerk that like that?

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

No, you're not getting off that. You come like that.

You almost did it.

God damn.

Let me see if I can take that fucking shirt off.

Oh, fuck yeah, I took that fucking bow off too.

Oh, fuck.

Fucking chill.

Let me

see

Just like I said, I'm playing with this.

I'm jerking my fucking dick watching my fucking dick die.

I'm just

watching my dick watching me jerk dick.

That's fucking hard.

Oh, fuck.

What the fuck?

This shit is crazy.

I can't believe I'm finally gonna get to fuck you.

I've been years of fucking jerking off to you.

You didn't come.

Yeah, shake that fucking ass.

Are you really gonna do that to me? Yeah.

No, you're not. No, I'm kidding. Come on.

You're a little fucker.

I thought you were serious for a second.

That was like a rocket blast.

What are you doing?

I told

you, no eating on stage.