Original subtitles

Shall we begin?

Yozakura-san.

Don't go easy on me now.

Well then.

Let us battle

with valor!

Secret Ninja Art:

Secret Ninja Art:

Black Ice!

10.000 Palm Fists of Paradise Hell!

As expected of Yumi.

No.

I won by a hair's breadth.

Your attacks were lively as usual.

But still,

you put your heart into it more than usual.

I have an eerie feeling.

Feeling?

That once again.. a large battle will unfold.

That kind of feeling.

SENRAN KAGURA

Swimsuit-filled Festival Eve

Finally...

Finally...

Finally!

We'll have ourselves a big brawl!

You listening Mizuki?

I'm going to get that bag I've had my eye on.

There's no way I'll lose!

The sale deadline is close.

At this rate I won't finish my newest work!

Like, I know right?

Ah, Yumi-chan, Yozakura-chan, welcome home!

Working hard in this cold weather?

Take a break under here.

No, thank you.

I'm still hot from training.

Come on now, don't say that.

Wouldn't you like an orange, Yumi-chan?

No, I wouldn't.

There you go, turning your head away.

Don't tell me you're mad since we didn't train with you?

Not really.

Jeez, quit acting like that.

Look, we got a letter addressed to us.

Well, I'll open it then.

Grand opening of the Midwinter Summer Festival?

Invitation to Wonderful Spa-Resort.

It doesn't say who it's from.

Is it some sort of promotion for this spa-resort?

Hey, just what is a spa-resort?

A leisure facility that has

hot springs, pools, as well as a hotel.

Great! I really want to go!

Finally finished!

Well then.

I also agree that we visit this resort.

I know right? We did get invited after all.

There's like no way we can't go!

Right, right.

We mustn't go!

Spa-resorts are irrelevant to the path of justice.

Just what is with your laziness?

I can't bear to see your hearts taken by evil.

Come on,

our hearts aren't controlled by evil.

No!

Your hearts are covered in evil.

After all:

Evil!

Evil!

Evil!

Each is the very embodiment of evil.

That's mean, Yumi-chan.

You're just going overboard!

I certainly am not.

She turned away again.

I ask but one thing of all of you.

Just forget about the spa-resort and train with my like Yozakura-san does.

Well, you know.

What is the matter, Yozakura-san?

Actually I was also...

kinda thinking that I wanted to go to the resort too.

Y-Yozakura-san?

I've always had to take care of my siblings from a young age.

So I never got to play at a pool before.

So I..

But we don't have the time to play around.

You know, Yumi-chin,

When in a bind, just play booby rock paper scissors.

Booby rock paper scissors?

That's right!

Squishing them together is rock.

Spreading them is paper.

And one up, one down is scissors.

Why in the world?

Kurokage-sama said to do this when you can't decide on something.

There is no way he'd say such a thing.

Actually, he did.

I remember as well.

Yep, he sure did!

No way.

Anyway, let's settle if we're going or not with a game.

Let's get started, Yumi-chin!

B-But I'm not prepared yet.

Here we go!

Booby rock paper scissors.

Rock paper scissors, shoot!

Shoot!

Here we go again!

Yumi is rock and Shiki is paper.

Which means:

We're going to the spa-resort!

Alright!

This can't be.

I won't argue since I have lost.

But still,

I hope that nothing bad happens.

Meat... meat!

Munch, munch.

Come on, stop pretending to eat meat.

I'm getting hungry just watching you.

I don't have emotions, but I do get hungry.

Winter is a harsh season for the poor.

Our harvesting of wild flowers isn't going that well either.

They're selling meat buns.

What should we do? We can only buy one.

One is more than enough!

All we have to do is split it up!

Gimme a meat bun and make it snappy!

Not so fast, Mirai-san!

We need to buy the largest one they have.

Just leave it all to me.

I'm a woman who's very concerned about her development.

Grannie! Give me one from the middle!

Sure thing, thank you.

We got a piping hot meat bun now.

Mirai, don't handle that meat bun roughly.

It's over if you drop it.

Don't worry, Homura-san.

I won't be phased by a bit of dirt.

Well, are we just going to rip it apart to split it?

We don't have that much time.

We'll attack from five directions at once!

Roger!

That was delicious.

But it's all gone already.

That wasn't enough at all.

Damn, if only that bun had been a hundred times larger.

Haruka, is there anything you can do?

I have some medicine that can make anything bigger.

But it'll take a bit longer to complete it.

Haruka-sama.

It really can make anything bigger?

Then it can even make my meat buns larger too.

Just where on your body are meat buns?

Don't you mean the wrapping of a dumpling?

You big meanie, Haruka-sama!

Give it a rest, Mirai.

You'll only get even hungrier when angry.

You youngsters sure do have it tough.

Go try out your luck with this.

We're counting on you, Yomi!

Don't you dare waste the lottery ticket that lady gave us.

Oh, Luck Goddess, I don't mind if I remain cursed,

but at least confer at least some luck on my friends!

Congratulations!

We got it!

An invitation to Wonderful Spa-Resort with meals included!

Alright!

It's just about completed, Miyabi.

Yeah.

Just one more step until Hebijo is restored.

But even if the school buildings are rebuilt, what does it matter without Murasaki?

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.

It's only Hebijo with a group of five.

Sorry for making you worry about Murasaki.

She still won't come out of her room?

Right.

It seems like she bought a new console recently.

Is that so? She really is troublesome, isn't she?

It'd be nice if we had some way to get her out of that room.

I actually do have something like that.

Don't go smiling like that, Ryouna!

Go ahead and cry instead.

Your ugly face looks much better covered in tears and snot.

Ryoubi, please abuse me more!

I keep on telling you that's creeping me out!

Stupid dog!

Woof, woof!

Ryouna, sorry to interrupt playtime,

but how exactly do we get her out?

Well, you know...

I actually have five invitations to the Marvelous Spa-Resort.

How did your hands on get five invitations?

I actually do street performances in the shopping district on weekends.

Master, please throw me a larger one!

If you don't throw me something even larger,

I won't come back here again.

More, more!

And that's how it happened.

That's kind of a hard story to comment on.

But it was an action to help comrades.

Suzune-sensei.

It will take a bit more time to complete the facilities.

Why don't you all take a load off for once?

Suzune-sensei sure get's it!

Well, first of all we need to get Murasaki out of her room.

Stop it, I don't want to leave the village.

I'm in the middle of a game.

At least let me save-

This is the much-awaited spa-resort!

What a wonderful place!

I can't believe such a place exists in real life!

You're making a scene, Yozakura-san.

Are you still angry, Yumi-chin?

Of course I am.

If we have the time to play here,

we could be training on the path of justice-

Keep training and fun separate.

We came all the way here,

so you should have some fun as well.

They even have something like that.

It looks like a blast.

Looks fun right?

I-I just can't!

If I give in to such temptation,

I won't be able to complete my trial of justice.

Evil.

Evil.

Evil!

The definition of evil!

I'm no villain!

Asuka-san, what are you doing here?

Not just me. Everyone's here.

Wow, everyone else came too?

Yeah, seems like they were invite-only reservations.

Great!

Then we can play with everyone!

Well, we're hungry and don't feel like fighting.

And we were told by Suzune-sensei to take it easy.

Let's call it a ceasefire today.

Right! It's not often we all get together like this.

Let's all have fun together.

I guess we can.

Okay!

Yahoo!

What's wrong?

You seem kind of down.

I can't remember the last time I saw them so happy.

Yumi-chan.

I fear I may have been too strict on everyone.

Yumi.

You have to have fun when it's the right time.

The good meat isn't going to last forever either.

Homura-san.

It's all about variety.

Go wild when you have fun, pig out when you eat.

That's how we do things.

Seems like something a slacker would say.

Funny line, coming from an adult who still acts like a student.

What do you mean?

It's the truth.

Stop that, Homura-chan.

We're finally all having fun together.

What are you siding with her for?

I've misjudged you!

That's my line!

I don't need anyone's help!

Jeez, I just butted in since you're both so immature!

Immature?

I'm the most mature adult there is!

And yet you're wearing a school uniform.

Seriously.

Enough of this jabbering - just take out your sword.

I don't want to waste time with someone threatening me.

Threaten? Hey, Asuka.

She's talking about you.

And just who did I threaten?

Homura is the one doing that!

No, I'm not!

Calm yourselves, everyone.

If you fight here,

you'll be nothing but trouble for this resort.

So if you absolutely must settle it here and now,

use a different method.

How about a shinobi cavalry battle as the deciding fight?

Shinobi cavalry battle?

A shinobi cavalry battle is where

you dress in traditional shinobi clothing,

and battle with a group of five.

A group of five?

For us, that's a perfect way to fight!

Fine by me!

Yomi! Can't you try a bit here?

If we don't have enough horses, we can't participate.

I'll do my best.

I can still eat more.

N-No! You don't need to eat anymore!

I beg of you! Just be a horse!

I'd like another serving please.

Yomi!

If you can't ready your horses, then you fail.

Just sit there and watch our fight.

Damn it!

Haruka, can you help out here?

Let's see... maybe I brought something that can help.

This is anesthesia.

My samba potion.

And my unfinished make-anything-bigger potion.

Don't you have anything that can help?

How about this?

A wooden doll seed.

If you put this into water, it turns into a wooden doll.

That's it, Haruka!

If that doll is one of the horses, we'll have enough members.

But this is still in development and will take a while to grow.

What a mess!

Let's forget about the Crimson girls.

Let's start the bout with only us.

Okay.

Let us fight!

With valor!

Asuka!

We won't get anywhere like this.

Go for their shirts rather than the headband.

What are you saying?

Creating an opening with the shirt

is a great plan isn't it?

As the class president, I can't

allow such a lewd strategy.

If the rider were Hibari instead...

Yagyuu-chan~

What happened, Yagyuu-chan?

Asuka, get off of the horse and switch with Hibari.

Miyabi, those Hanzos are fools.

Stay away from them.

Our target is Gessen.

Alright.

So embarrassing! Something, something to hide my face.

Jeez, this is all I have!

Muracchi, you're doing it wrong!

We have our chance!

Don't count us out!

At the same time?

Looks like we have a tie here.

Not yet.

I won't be satisfied with a tie.

Let us continue until we have a victor.

We usually don't have many chances to fight all-out.

But every team has had their headband taken.

How are we to continue?

Shirts after the headband is taken.

Fundoshi once we lose our shirts.

We'll fight until we lose all our clothing.

Everything?

You want us to fight until we're naked?

Getting naked would be kind of bad.

Don't worry, Miyabi.

I'd welcome your nudity any day!

Hey hey, Yumi-chin.

Don't you think getting naked is a bit much?

I think so too.

We need to accept this as a tie.

But.

But.

Is that feeling from before bothering you?

Yes.

What is this feeling? Gramps?

No, it seems similar, but more powerful.

Could it be?

As expected of those girls.

They perceived my presence.

Well, it wouldn't be amusing otherwise.

Let us begin the Eve.

A gigantic festival Eve.

W-What?

Just who are these shinobi?

Are they new villains?

No, they don't have an aura of evil.

It's something different.

This is what I felt all along.

The beginning of a huge battle.

It's just like you said would happen Yumi.

Who would have thought we'd have fight here.

What do we do, Yumi-chin?

Fight them of course!

Well said, Yumi!

We don't know who they are,

but if they attack us,

all we need to do is wipe them out.

Let's fight together and take care of them all.

Cooperation isn't bad sometimes.

Then let us begin, everyone!

Yeah!

These aren't just any shinobi.

This is really getting bad.

We need to shinobi tenshin to get on even footing.

Alright, Minori is going to transform then!

What? W-W-Why can't I do the shinobi transformation?

Neither Yagyuu-chan nor me nor anyone can transform.

Are we being sealed by some greater power?

I should have stayed home gaming after all.

I should have trained harder like Yumi-chin told me to do.

I'm sorry, Yumi-chan.

Sorry, Yumi-chan.

Everyone.

Sure is bad. We're being driven into a corner.

Hikage, you aren't nervous at all are you?

Get ruffled a bit would you?

Oh no, what a shock - we're gonna get done in...

You're just screwing around since you don't have emotions.

I wonder if they'll make it hurt a bunch?

I'm expecting them to do their worst.

You're just too much of a weirdo.

Here they come!

Watch out, Homura-chan!

Asuka, worry about your own defense.

No way I'm dying here!

Daidouji-senpai!

Suzune-sensei!

What's wrong? It's too early to give up yet.

This shouldn't be the limit of your power.

Break the chains that bind you!

And unleash the entirety of your power!

You should be able to do that!

They're right.

We can't afford to meet our end here.

We still need to continue following

our shinobi path.

Until we master the path of justice.

We still have our trump card.

Let's do it, everyone!

Okay!

Super Frantic Mode

Ryouna-chan is getting tired.

Hey, it's a stamina drink just sitting here.

Guess I'll take a sip.

Secret Ninja Art: Black Ice!

Good job Yumi-chan!

Hey, Ryouna-chan don't tell me you drank the enlarging potion?

Ryouna, just what are you doing?

Ryouna-chan got all big!

Aren't I amazing?

Must be nice.

Certainly.

Quit being so carefree.

I'm just like a monster about to set off!

Feel free to attack me, everyone!

What should we do, Haruka-san?

Well, if we make her sweat a lot,

the potion might pass quicker.

Well then, we'll have to fight and make her sweat then.

Right! Okay everyone, let's fight together one more time!

Yeah!

Let's go everyone!

You're tickling me all over!

It feels so good!

What? Her breasts are getting even larger!

So jealous.

I know.

Please, please more!

Make me feel even better!

What a pervert.

Almost enough to make you impressed.

You're all so good!

Nooo!

I get it now.

That large battle you were talking about

was this wasn't it?

That's not it.

What I was feeling was

not something as ridiculous as this.

I sure am tired.

That was crazy until the very end.

But I actually had a lot of fun.

I was able to have a good time with you all.

And we went to that great spa-resort.

Minori also had a great time.

I want to go again some time.

Yup!

Sorry for getting hyper, Yumi-chan.

Starting tomorrow, I'll turn over a new leaf and train harder.

I'll also lay off of the doujinshi for a while.

I'll pay more attention to your intuitions.

We're sorry.

No, I should be the one apologizing.

Why?

Certainly, becoming strong is important.

But taking away your smiles in doing so

makes being strong worthless.

Yumi-chin.

If protecting smiles is just,

then I also want to protect your smiles.

Let's relax together every so often.

Sounds great!

Thanks, Yumi-chan!

Of course we'll still undergo grueling training.

But we'll do that training while smiling.

Seems pretty tough.

But we can do it if we're all together.

Yes, I think so too.

Right?

Let us return home then.

Yeah!

Hello, hello, hello

To a new me

Atarashii watashi ni

Hello, hello, hello

I'm gonna be reborn

Kore kara umarekawaru'n da

The life I'd achieved and thought was so real

Te ni ireta ki ga shita tashika na hibi wa

popped like a bubble touched by a brief wind

Isshun no kaze de awa no you ni kieta

But while I was keeping myself and crying my life away,

Hiza wo kakaeta mama kareru hodo naitara

I realized there was something warm right next to me

Kidzuita yo chikaku ni aru nukumori ni

Hello, hello, hello

To a new me

Atarashii watashi ni

Hello, hello, hello

I'm gonna be reborn

Kore kara umarekawaru'n da

I'll run, I'll fall, I'll curse the pain

Hashitte koronda kizu wa itamu kedo

But tomorrow will be sunny, I know

Ashita wa kitto hareru yo

Hello, hello, hello

Hello, hello, hello