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Not a quack.

Why do you wear so much makeup to work at the hospital?

Why do you have to drive a $60 ,000 car?

You know I have to keep up appearances for work.

Speaking of work, why are you working so many night shifts recently?

You know, I'm trying to pay off your massive credit card debt.

You know, one would think that you would be better with money considering you're

a financial planner.

You know...

All of that money goes to alimony.

There is just no point in me trying to earn any more. Because guess what?

She'll just take more.

That's how it works.

You don't need to mock me, you know.

Yeah.

I'm already late.

I gotta go.

Just come. Sit back down.

Please.

Come on.

Oh, God.

Look, you've still got another hour and...

Whatever, till you go to work. So why don't we... Just bang one out, you know?

What? Like a good old grudge fuck, huh?

No.

You know, just... Just like I never get to see you anymore and just... Why are

you not doing this to me? Because I'm so horny and... I just think that...

See, they just love it when you do it.

Why do two husbands?

There you go.

It's been a while, hasn't it?

It has been a while.

But I'm excited.

Oh, you want to take your pants off? Yeah, I do want to take your pants off.

Ooh.

Yes!

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Thank you.

What plan?

It's all right.

My friends are actually taking me somewhere.

Hey, look. He'd rather hang out with his friends than his dad.

That's exciting. Where are they taking you?

I don't know.

They won't tell me.

That's awesome.

Look, Alex, I have a really big present for you. I've just been really busy at

work, so I need a little more time pulling everything together.

But I promise you it was a huge surprise.

You don't have to get me anything.

Oh, come on. You're my stepson and I want you to have an unforgettable

All my niggas over here.

Come here, baby.

Baby. All the real niggas over here.

Come here, baby. Baby.

Know you want to be over here? Come here, baby.

Come here, baby.

Let me see you drop it low. Come here, baby. Come here.

These bands, I'm about to blow. Come here, baby. Come here.

You're looking good in that little shit. Little baby look like the type that can

take a dick. Bounce up and down, won't broke the dick.

Say you like cash while I kiss the shit. I'm a hustler, baby. Let me do my

thing. And at the end of the night, I be making it rain. Business man, I ain't

chasing no fame. But at the end of the night, I bet you know my name.

P -I -P -E. Yo, bitch fucked up, but I'm trying to stay focused. I could change

your life because you're riding in a focus. Just don't leave me young,

then I have to call you Muslim. I see you posing for the camera, but I want to

see you pose for me.

Come here, baby. Let me see you dancing for me.

You looking good in them jeans.

Girl, I'm trying to get in between.

Now you're looking at me like maybe.

Now you got me screaming, come here, baby. Come here, baby.

Come here, baby.

I just wouldn't even bother getting ready. It's so dead out there.

Slow nights are the best nights to meet clients.

I mean, I don't know why you don't do privates.

It's where the real money is.

Because it's cheating.

You haven't even told your husband you're stripping.

You really think doing privates is that much worse?

Yes.

Why?

Oh, come on.

Let me into that head of yours.

You're just...

just gonna laugh or or worse yet you're gonna think i'm a total perv we all

know that i am the biggest perv here and only god can judge you or me so

oh come on sweetheart you don't know what you're

missing i mean my regular practically bought my new car for me in cash

Guys are so dumb with their money.

Oh, God. If I could just... If I could just make a tiny fraction of what you

pull in.

Hmm.

Okay. I want to know what this hang -up is about private dances.

Once and for all.

Okay, well...

I used to do private dances. You remember?

Yeah.

And, um... Well, I would just get overly excited and get

really, really wet.

Mm -hmm.

Well, yeah, that kind of comes with the territory.

No surprise there.

It's just, uh... It just... It feels like I'm cheating on my husband.

But it's not.

Don't you realize, like, there's this little thin layer of nylon between my

pussy... and the man's cock, and his jeans, or pants, or whatever he's

and you can, you can feel the size, and how hard it is, and it's girth, and, oh

my god, it just makes me so, I mean, and why is any of that a bad thing?

I don't understand what the problem is.

Uh, well, I, uh, I have actually orgasm in the private room.

Ooh.

Yeah. That's hot.

Yeah, but, uh, when, I ejaculate like a man. And it can get really, really,

really messy.

That's not ejaculating. That's squirting.

And it's very erotic.

Yeah, well, the last time I squirted on a man, he went out of the room and told

all his friends that I pissed all over him.

So then I had to go explain that to Ben and say that it was just, you know, that

freak accident and that I just had too much to drink.

I'm so sorry.

Ben can be a real piece of shit.

Tell me about it.

So Ben told me, you know, I'm going to have to start doing the day shift. You

know, if I don't start doing private dances so he can make his fucking cut.

know, bullshit.

Okay, well, don't hate me for that.

But Ben kind of wanted me to tell you that there's a guy in room four waiting

for you.

Ari.

What am I going to do?

You're going to dance for him, okay?

You're going to shake your titties and your gorgeous ass in his face.

You're not going to grind on him, so you don't cum.

Yeah. And you're just going to be you, and you're going to be great.

You've got this, okay?

You're right. I can handle that. Yeah. And you're going to go out there, and

you're going to shake those guys upside down and empty their pockets, okay?

And clean up.

Okay. How do I look?

Like every man's wet dream.

Just not too wet.

Exactly. All right.

You fucking got this.

Okay. Thanks, girl. Anytime.

I see you have 30 minutes.

What is, uh, what's your name?

My name is Alex.

Mom!

Is this your second job?

Oh, I'm sorry.

So, my friend, they took me out tonight for my birthday, and they insisted on a

private dance.

So you didn't recognize me?

No, it was dark, and the wig, and

honestly, I was a little distraught. by your dancing.

So, why'd you choose me?

I don't know.

I mean, I do know.

Do you think I'm pretty?

I do.

I'm beautiful.

Ever since I married Dad, I've just been... attracted to

women with... a physique.

I'm sorry.

I shouldn't have said that. I should go.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait.

Sit down.

I have to dance for you.

I just thought...

watching.

It's a really long story.

I normally don't do these private dances, and, uh, you know, he's

cut from this, and, uh, your friend's paid, so... Alright, well,

then I guess you could just treat me like a normal customer?

Yes, but you've got to promise me two things, okay?

One, you can't tell your dad.

I'd never tell him anything.

Not that he'd listen.

And two, as soon as we're finished, I need you to grab your friend and get out

of here so no one recognizes me, okay?

Oops.

You're what?