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Let's take one for the ladies.

Holy shit.

Those are fucking hot.

Did you see that?

I need my glasses.

You got that separation?

Yeah, man.

You got that separation? Where the fuck did that happen?

Bro, they messaged us now. They want to meet up.

Fuck. I mean, they like us being conjoined.

Yeah, we're gonna have to. I guess we'll have to fake it out.

One day.

They are how the fuck they are.

Yeah.

Call them up. Let's get ready.

Actually, no.

They're coming over here with them now.

Let's get ready.

Well, hello there.

How y 'all doing?

We're doing wonderful.

Can I come in? Yes, I'd love to.

Hi.

Nice to meet you.

Oh, you're so handsome.

Come on.

Y 'all look lovely.

Oh, thank you.

We were saying to meet you boys.

Shall we go in? Yeah. Okay. Okay.

Yeah, we got some dinner, didn't we, y 'all?

Y 'all woke up early, though.

Oh, I'm sorry.

We were just so eager.

Yeah, we woke early.

Was that what it was like when we came to drink tonight?

We would love a drink.

Awesome. Well, we're going to get y 'all a drink.

Oh, thank you.

Amazing, now that we're here.

I'll get it for you. There we go.

Sorry,

I can't keep my eyes off of you. You look fantastic.

Yes, you look amazingly pretty.

Here we go.

Pop it up.

Oh, whoa.

I'm sorry.

Try not to give him a drink, because I'm not a drinker. Oh, okay.

Oh,

my goodness. I bet that is quite difficult.

Thank you so much. Well, thank you.

Would you like to sit down? I would love to.

Awesome.

There you go.

Thank you. Oh, thank you.

Sorry, take a minute.

So we

teach

the kids not to be.

You can probably draw them. Wouldn't that be funny?

So you guys have to do everything together.

Unfortunately, yes. What if you guys disagree?

Like, what if John is not hired and doesn't want to go to bed?

Or what if, like, somebody wants to watch, like, sports and the other one

to watch the news? Like, who decides?

Well, you know, with sports, we just do a little cell phone stuff. We don't

disagree. If you disagree, we just ram each other's heads into the walls or

something. Oh, my goodness. I mean, I thought you guys would, like, flip a

or, like, I don't know.

We're flipping coins.

Rock, paper, scissors, and whoever wins.

You guys just go right to it and just ram each other's heads into the wall.

Wow. I don't know. It's a little frustrating, Megan Jones.

I can imagine.

Oh, very frustrating.

Y 'all, it's your bathroom moment. It's pretty crazy.

Your what?

Our bathroom room is, you know, it's pretty crazy. It's a portable chair.

Oh my goodness.

So, who is better at arm wrestling?

I am.

You are?

Oh, okay. Mr. Strong over there.

Arm wrestling.

Oh my goodness.

Well, I like that.

Gosh,

for a long time, like... 12 years.

What about you? How long have you been an art teacher?

Five years now.

I really love it.

I love being an extrovert. I think I'm really good at working the pole, too.

Very nice. I've never had a lap dance before.

What? Yeah.

You've never had a lap dance?

Same with me. I mean, every time we go, he always has some money in his pocket

and not mine, so I can't do it.

I would love to get two signings.

She's a good one.

She's, like, totally, like, innocent and stuff like that.

Can we go to your bedroom and I can give you guys a laugh, you know?

I'm down.

Are you?

You want to watch?

Oh, come on.

Stop. You've never seen me dance. You've been French forever and you've never

seen me dance. Okay.

Okay. All right. Come on. Let's go.

Awesome.

Yes, why don't you boys take a seat?

I'm kind of nervous.

Nervous?

What are you nervous about?

Oh, wow.

Oh, my goodness.

Well, I will be very nice.

Oh, you don't seem nervous. You seem eager beaver.

Oh, man.

No dollar bills?

No, it's okay.

Why don't you get out of this chest? Get a little comfy. I can give you a proper

dance.

Oh,

you can't touch it.

There you go.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, you like that heartbeat inside, huh?

Oh, yeah.

You can smack it to your chest.

Ooh.

Here, I can't see why. Oh, yeah. Let me take this off.

So.

Let's see what you work with.

Come on. Yeah. I'm putting my top on.

There you go.

You need to get naked, too.

Yeah, let's see what you got.

Nice.

Ooh. Wow.

Yeah. That's like a pajama, see?

Ooh.

There, now you're going to turn. Double trouble right here. See? Okay, so now

we're both naked. Now we're crazy naked.

We're going to go back here and brush him up a little bit. No,

you're fine.

No, no, no.

We're going to go put on a different.

No, no, no. I think you look fine.

Let's help you get out of there.

No, stop.

We just really liked you ladies.

No, we really were. We were slightly squinted. But, you know, we had this

operation done.

I just didn't, we didn't know what to say.

You could have told us.

Yeah, we could have said.

I'm sorry.

We really liked you guys.

Well, I know that ruined it, though. If you wanted to, we could have gone in

there and called it a night and walked you out.

Well, you guys are.

I mean, you guys are.

I'm like.

I don't know. I'm a little hot and bothered.

Us too.

Us too. I mean, that thing was pretty hot. I'm just going to say that.

I'm already colder than that.

Oh.

Colder than that? You haven't even had me yet.

She's a little more aggressive than I am.

I see that.

I see that. Oh my.

Did that deer do something here?

Come here.

Baker.

Yes. Check what you got in there. That was a nice little waltz coming out.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Wow.

Yes.

Oh,

yeah. Oh.

Oh.

Oh my gosh.

Just like that.

So wait a minute if you both worse than you twin, oh my gosh your dicks are like

the same size

Oh yeah.

Whoa!

I love doing this. It's nice to be safe too.

You guys are just so good.

I assume you guys are used to this, you know.

Since you guys were attached.

Yeah. Ken, why don't you get out of your clothes too?

This is a first for us.

What?

I want you to take it as soon as you can perceive.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I'm up.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah,

just like that.

Oh.

I'm already wearing your face right in my face.

Yeah.

Oh.

Fuck yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I want that cough right back in my mouth.

That's hot.

That's the right.

That's what I'm talking about.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah

Yeah. Oh, mommy.

Uh -huh.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I like that.

Oh, good.

Oh,

yes. Oh,

yes.

Oh,

yes.

I think we should fuck together as a doggy.

That's a whole lot of booty.

Yeah.

I want a little bit of that on you.

See ya.

Just like that.

Just like that.

It's going to be nice and fucking deep. Just like that. Yeah.

Uh -huh.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Yeah. Come on, yeah. Come on, yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah. I love it. Uh -huh. What?

Oh.

Yeah.

Uh -huh. I still have fucking chest pain right now.

Yeah. I'm going to fucking train your fucking balls with everything they

have.

Oh, thank you.

You made your butt!