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Being a hot stepmom means being respected as a mom and a woman.

And the key to being a hot mom is having a sense of humor about yourself and all

the crazy situations that arise.

What a surprise.

Look at you.

Oh my gosh, I haven't seen you in a while. Let me get a good look at you.

Do I look all right?

Looks like you've lost some weight.

What's that?

Tell me you're going to be staying the day.

Yeah, it was a little unplanned, but I understand if Dad wants me to stay at a

hotel. Nonsense.

Your father's gone for the weekend.

Come in.

What's with the lingerie?

This is not lingerie. You sound just like your father.

This is a swim cover -up.

I've been doing some tanning.

I can see a glow about you.

Why don't you join me? Your trunks are in the drawer.

Oh, sure thing.

But, Mom, are you sure it's okay if I stay for a day or two?

You're always welcome, my darling.

Hurry in before we miss the high sun.

My stepson is the finest man.

I bet all the girls flock to you.

How does Anna control her jealousy?

I tried to text you and Dad. I'm just, I didn't mean to just drop in.

Delphine, I never really got used to carrying one around.

Maybe I should, though, since your dad got rid of the landline ages ago.

That would be really nice.

Well, I'll do it. Try harder for you, sweetheart.

Thank you, Mom.

Oh, hi, Mr. Peterson.

It's a fine day, isn't it?

Mom, that guy was just staring at you.

I mean, maybe Dad is right.

Maybe you should just wear something a little less... Less what?

Sexy?

Me sexy?

No, guys don't think that.

Mr. Peterson just had a full -on erection. I mean, I could see it from

Like...

What the hell does this guy think he is? Just walking back and forth?

It's like he was just trying to get a glance at you.

Sweetheart, please.

Calm down.

I'm just not used to seeing you in swimwear like this.

Well, I did lose a little weight.

About 30 pounds.

You look amazing now as you did then.

Well, your father doesn't approve of this swimsuit either.

He doesn't approve of my dresses, too. He says they're too risque for a woman

age. Hey, I don't disapprove of it. I think you look amazing.

I just wish men would act like gentlemen.

You know, the way he was staring at you was just disrespectful.

Can I tell you a little secret? Just between me and you?

Sure.

It turns me on.

What?

Oh, babe.

Never had guys look at me like this before.

I've always been the cute girl, even in college.

Did you know your father dated my best friend before he dated me?

No. Yeah, it's true.

Sexy Samantha.

She got all the guys. She could have even had your father if she wanted him.

But now, men even your age are looking at me with new eyes.

How exhilarating.

So you're just going to leave Dad?

Oh, no, no, no.

Of course not.

I'm just enjoying this new bod. That's all.

What do you think?

A little sculpting here.

A little definition here.

I could lose five more pounds.

Okay, five more pounds of muscle.

I think you should come and eat a banana split with me tonight.

Covered in chocolate syrup.

You're so bad.

Feel good to hold you in my arms again, Mom?

Yes, my baby. I've missed you so much.

We talked until the sun went down.

My stepson is back and he's as handsome as ever.

I try to remember to control myself.

I won't push him away this time.

Come in.

Do you still wake up in the middle of the night for a glass of water?

Yes, I do.

You're so thoughtful.

Good night.

Night?

Come get cozy.

I want to talk.

Uh -oh. Sounds like I'm in trouble.

No, darling.

I just realized we spent all day talking till the sun went down, and you never

said why you're not staying with your fiancé.

Is everything okay?

You want to talk about it?

I, um, I messed up.

I have an ex that I kept a little friendship with.

Oh.

So you had an affair?

Not a physical one, but in my head, I just keep having an affair over and over

again on Anna.

You didn't actually cheat?

No, no, no. But there was flirtation.

Anna read the text messages.

Oh, did you have an intent on cheating?

No.

Maybe.

Oh, I see.

Maybe there is something wrong with me. I don't know. I love her so much, Mom,

but... I'm just so attracted to women

that are similar to you.

Older.

Elegant, nurturing, sensual.

What is it like with you and Dad?

Have you ever had any thoughts?

Sometimes.

But I only came close one time. That night.

The night we should never talk about again.

The kiss?

Yes. I regretted that a million times.

I didn't mean to push you away or disrespect Anna.

There's no need to apologize. If anything, I was the one who made the

should be apologizing.

No, you don't remember that correctly, honey.

Yes, I do. It plays back in my head all the time, motion by motion.

If anyone should be apologizing, it should be me.

No, don't apologize.

That was the single most exhilarating night of my life.

The woman that I only wanted her was because she reminded me of you.

Maybe I should go.

No, stay.

Stay.

I want you to hold me.

Mom, I can't.

Please. Please just hold me until I fall asleep.

A little.

Well, why don't you take it out and put it in between Mommy's thighs?

I promise I won't touch.