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Do you have iTunes on your computer?

No, I don't.

No, we really can't play too much copyrighted music.

That's why we're just playing techno in the background.

It's kind of like nondescript type stuff.

But jazz is kind of like the same.

A lot of musicians play the same type.

It's awesome.

You bet.

I was going to catch her.

I didn't even realize you were scared. Oh, I thought you were reaching for my

gum. No, I had gum in my mouth.

Nice band.

Are you guys ready?

You bet. Ready for us to ask you like a million questions?

Like 80 million.

Like this many questions.

We're not selling our souls to the devil, are we? No. Okay.

No, just kidding.

No, we're not going to teach you how to play fiddle.

The devil went down to Georgia.

The devil went

down to Georgia.

There's guys from our hometown that will drive around in their pickup trucks

with their shirts off with their clogs flaring from the radio.

And what town are you guys from?

Anamosa.

Should we not say that?

Let's say Cedar Rapids.

Cedar Rapids? Yeah, let's say Cedar Rapids. I'll start over again.

And you must be a little small.

Yeah, a little lot small.

You go somewhere like, hey, you're a so -and -so's kid.

Hey!

Cool. All right, well, let's start by saying, who are we here with today?

You guys want to introduce yourselves?

I'm Sarah.

I'm Sophia.

Sarah and Sophia. And you guys are obviously very hot.

But there's something about you two that I want everybody to know, and that is,

what's your secret?

We're sisters.

Yeah, they're sisters.

And how old are you, Sarah?

20. 18.

18. Barely legal.

Oh, that's sweet.

Wow. Two weeks ago was your birthday?

Exactly. Awesome.

Can you guys smile for a second?

For the day, so what's today? October something.

15th. 15th? It was the first.

Ah, that's like really recent.

Yeah. So how do you guys know after I I met him when I did amateur night

Cool

and

So have you so he said that I'm the stories all coming back to me now He

where you just turned 18, I guess right?

So, didn't he, like, contact you and say... Um, he messaged me, like, he's

already one of my friends because of her, and he messaged me. He's like, hey,

you should do this. And I was like, oh.

So, then you said, sis.

I was, like, maybe in front of cameras, but definitely not in front of a bunch

of people.

Cool. Well, and Sarah, we've, like, come very close to, like, doing stuff with

you. Like, um, you were going to go to Luther Poppin', right? Yep. At some

point, thinking about it?

Yep. And what happened with that?

Um... I didn't want just random people taking tons of pictures of me.

11 toes is even cool. It's just unique.

Do you have a foot fetish?

No, not really.

But I do like my girls normal with like, you know, two arms, two legs, 10 toes,

10 fingers.

You don't have to cut your toes off to fit in shoes for us. That's weird.

What's that? That's weird.

Why would you go through so much pain for something that's going to go out of

style?

What if it was... Go ahead.

That's true. What if it was guaranteed to be in style forever?

Um, no.

Because now, like, the flares are in and they're hot.

And then now they're getting, like, the ones that close down around your legs.

And, like, oh, they're so ugly.

They look ugly now, but they will start to, after a while, flare.

They're not going to grow.

You don't think so? They're not going to grow.

No.

They went out of style once before.

All right, well, I'd like to see you guys flash up. Can you guys flash up

32 and 34 As and Bs? No.

No? No.

Can you flash hers?

Can she flash yours? Can you, like, get behind her?

You stand up to her, lift your shirt up, and you lift her shirt up. You want me

to?

Yeah.

You're nuts. Yes.

No, I'm not.

No, no. It's all you.

And smile for us, too.

She violently ripped that shit. You didn't come up high enough for us. Do it

more time.

You really didn't.

Do you like it? Do you like it?

There you go.

Very nice.

You're good at that.

You're quite tan, by the way. A little bit.

Very good tan.

Did you say be gentle after she ripped your shirt?

After you ripped her shirt up, you said be gentle?

Oh, sorry.

Oh, you can get both of you guys to look here and smile.

Great. Can we get your hair out of your face and do it one more time? Yeah,

there we go. One more time.

Her hair is gone.

Very good.

She was gentle.

So now, what nationality are you guys? You speak a lot of Spanish.

Caucasian, German -Irish, and Native American.

So where's the Spanish language coming in from?

Taking five years of it, and I have a lot of friends that are Hispanic.

Cool. And how many years of Spanish did you take?

I won the third.

So you have to just talk Spanish all the time because she talks it to you. We

talk it so people don't understand us. Oh, it's like gibberish.

When we're in restaurants, then we don't want people to know what we're talking

about. It's like your own secret language. Well, that wouldn't work for

Florida because they don't understand the English. That's our little hidden

language that we use.

What about favorite color?

Sophia, what's your favorite color?

So it changes.

That's good. What about you?

I was wondering what people do up in Iowa for tanning. Don't you guys have

and stuff like that where people go to?

You can't get naked, no.

I'm not talking about naked.

Oh, no tan lines for you?

No.

This is my only tan line.

She hates tanning white thighs.

Yeah.

Sophia, what's your favorite dirty word?

Dirt.

Mud, maybe.

What is it about these? I don't know.

I've been asking these questions forever.

And a girl earlier this week said mud.

And I'm like, that's awesome.

It's good that you girls' minds just aren't totally in the gutter.

Let's hear your sister's favorite dirty word first. What's your favorite dirty

word?

Um, yeah.

Yeah.

No favorite dirty word? Yeah, right on.

None for you?

Um, I like screaming penis a lot.

Screaming penis.

Yeah.

Tell me what you would scream. Scream it out one time.

No. Come on. Give us some penis words, Donna.

Use it in a sentence.

As a penis game, you just, like, scream it louder and louder until somebody

chickens out.

Ah. Do you want to see from her or something?

Yep. Oh, let's hear it. Let's play the penis game with you two.

You know what? Our niece, how to say penis.

She was on the phone with our mother, and our niece was in the back, and she's

like, penis.

And my mom didn't understand her, thank God.

I would like to hear you guys play the penis game and see your chickens out

first.

Who's going to start? Because the next one's louder. You need to start.

Let's hear it. Who's going first?

No, I'm doing this.

Who's going first?

All right, you can go first since you brought it up.

Penis. Penis.

Penis. Penis. Penis.

Penis. Penis.

Penis.

That was awesome. Who usually wins?

She gave that one to you. That was good.

That was good.

Well, let's... What should we lose next?

Do you guys want to lose the pants and keep the tops on?

Let's take the pants off.

Let's lose your pants because you're wearing black and it'll match your

outfit and you're wearing pink and it'll look good still with your tops on but

with your...

Oh, I like that. Put the shoes back on.

All right, Sophia, tell me about your ideal date.

Like, your dream of your dream date.

Talk to me about it.

I don't know.

Like, I like hanging out more than just, like, going out all the time. But I do

like going in and out.

I like the matching outfit.

Well, you know what happens next now, don't you?

Um, I think not.

I think I'll turn out.

I know, that's okay.

Now you match her. You're kind of like bringing it all together.

A pink and, you know, I don't know, a black.

Of course.

We're not complaining.

Nice abs.

You have nice abs.

Can we see a butt shot from you guys again?

Can you bend over a little bit, stick your butt out towards us?

I like the shoes on, too. I'm glad you guys left those on.

Yeah, well.

All right, you guys can turn back around and sit right there.

All right.

Sophia, what kind of stuff turns you on?

What gets you going?

Ginormous.

I can say that I've been with guys that are really big, and they're not really

that big.

So that was going to be the exact question, but so size doesn't matter?

jump to that right ahead.

So size doesn't matter, or it does matter? I don't think it does, not for

least, because size matters.

Size matters?

For you.

On the heart.

I was like, no.

I didn't catch that either. I was like, that's not true. It was another inside

code, and it was.

I don't know. I've been with guys that are smaller, but they're girthier. I

the girthier.

The girth? The girth.

Wow.

You can continue.

Tell us your philosophy on penis size.

Um, well,

in the way that you mean.

Yes.

I'm little.

So, I kind of like them smaller.

Because, um, it hurts really bad.

Have you ever been swollen from that?

Oh, man.

I'm done.

What about either way? We got Brian blushing over here. That's hard

to do.

Have either one of you had to experiment with a girl before?

No. No.

Looks like exactly. We've always told each other that she's the only woman

ever love, and we're sisters, so.

So you're not going too far with that.

Inaction's not going to happen.

It's okay to get naked in front of him.

Just like when in the ass dragon and he... Similar

dragon. When you were like, when you said you were like, when you went to the

Georgia, did you notice me? You didn't even know who I was.

And you still noticed me. You wasn't out of the tribe.

Yeah, because you came in with her and you looked hot.

What about you, Sarah? Do you ever flash people in public?

Um...

It depends on what your definition of flashy is. Well, have you ever shown

private parts? All right, how about just lifting up your shirt for some people

to see in public?

Yes.

Okay, give me an example of that. I danced for about a month.

Oh, that's kind of flashy.

Yeah, kind of. That's why I said it depends on what your definition is.

getting totally naked. Yeah.

Um, did you do, like, an amateur contest? Isn't that where? Yeah.

Where Ass Dragon met you guys? Yep.

Met you? Met me and her when I did it another time.

Now, have you ever done, um, are you ever going to do the amateur contest?

Um, not really.

Yes, you will.

Probably not.

Well, maybe I could.

Do what?

I don't know if I could, but, like, draw us up against guys and then make it.

Well, it's an amateur contest.

You don't have to do that. I know.

Oh.

Sounds like a great spot to go.

Oh, I missed that.

Alright, Sarah, how old were you the first time you had sex?

Um... 17?

And you?

18. 18?

Like sometimes in the past two weeks.

With three different guys?

Wow.

When was it? A month ago? Two months ago?

What's a really long time for you?

I like two or three.

Two or three weeks ago?

Months. Months? Holy shit, that was a long time ago.

What about you?

What was the last thing that happened? Yeah, what was just the last thing?

Um, I don't know.

A month? Maybe a month. A month, yeah. A month ago?

Yeah. It must be. Thank you, Hannah.

Yay!

Thank you, Hannah.

You guys ready to start a nice bubble bath to hop in?

No,

we don't want to think about that part.

Can you back that light up for me?

Oh, my God.

We missed that part.

Yeah.

Let's walk over here to the tub so you guys can get this thing going.

I wish you had a... You're having

a super cold night.

It does.

Can you guys let's get a smile on your face?

One handed.

I can definitely go one handed.

Absolutely.

Very nice.

You guys looking at each other all the time?

And you're getting closer to bath time.

Well,

you know what? If you're really nervous about taking your shoes off, then you

really don't have to take your shoes off.

Your shoes are awesome.

We're just not going to be able to wear them in the hot tub.

You're not taking them off yet.

What's that? No, this is a very good... You'll always remember this for your

18th birthday. But I think I'm going to try to, like, black it out as I go from

here. Aw, who wants to remember it?

It's not that bad so far, is it? Yeah.

Why don't you find out all the nice things about each other? No.

No?

I don't work.

Oh, like what? Give me an example.

No. No.

See, because if she gives an example...

What do you think I said?

Why do you think I wanted to get that started?

We aren't secret. These are like experiences.

These are skeletons.

Skeletons you don't want falling out of the closet.

What's that?

The jet.

What kind of guys do you like for feels?

All dark and handsome.

Older guys? Younger guys?

I don't think I've ever dated a guy in a relationship.

All dark and handsome. Like dark, like, Hispanic?

Or just a nice tan, Caucasian guy?

Or completely dark?

Dad.

Hey, I dated a lot of guys, like PAs, and then got three samples.

So what kind of chick are you, just a fan?

No,

I like guys that can help me. I don't like the P .O. guys, so it's just me,

because I'm a P .O.

I'm a P .O.

So do you ever, you're a fan?

I am.

his hand for me too.

It's pretty winter.

It's like cold here.

Yeah. Maybe it's the middle of summer and we're like... Oh, I still don't have

hands in summer.

No, no.

No, Amanda's hand is down.

Just hand.

You guys ever just break hands on her?

Um, no. It rubs off. It rubs off really quick.

Yeah. Especially his elbows.

It's gross.

I just wanted people to know that.

What about... You guys don't like girls at all. Did you ever plan on being with

a girl? No. You just lost like 20 questions.

I'm so excited for this. You're burning through this stuff.

What about masturbation? How often do you masturbate, Sarah?

Never.

Never.

Never? Never.

Masturbation is dirty.

You've never masturbated?

No. I don't want her to walk in on me.

And, um, like, even thinking about it makes me feel dirty.

And so, I think that it looks like we did.

Like... Sex?

Down and back.

But then if a guy's not really good at oral sex, he's not really good at actual

sex. Good at actual sex, so... You gotta help him out. You wanna help your man

out? Say, look, I like it like this.

Quicker to left, up, down, in, out.

Yeah, but they can only do it for, like, two seconds, and then they stop and do

it again. They get frustrated because you're yelling at them.

Oh, you think? No, you should just, like, communicate.

Tell them, look, this is what I want, yo.

And then you can do it again.

Alright, so, you guys don't like giving all sex?

Try it, don't like it.

Oh,

so that definitely makes a difference.

Yeah. So now this is randomly, like, so you're saying you really didn't used to

like it. No. But now you've found a guy you like, and...

That definitely makes a difference, right? Is that what you're saying?

Yeah, well, I'm like the other guys I've been with before. I mean, I've been in

serious relationships.

That's the only time I give or receive or have actual...

You know what word follows there?

Sex. There you go.

But, um... I really care about this one.

That seems to make a difference.

Yeah. Right? Yeah.

And what about you?

No. No.

You tried it?

Don't like it. On that cornfield? Did it go down on the guy on the cornfield?

I didn't like it.

You didn't like it? What about the shower?

Road head.

Yeah, road head.

Yeah, but then when you get afraid of, like, you need a bump or something.

That just adds a little bit of spice to it.

questions.

Anal sex, ever tried it?

No. You said exit only.

I'm not going to ask you about being with more than one guy at a time or

with another couple at a time or using a strap on. I have no more questions for

you guys.

Alright, I got one.

What about, you guys like rough sex at all? A little hair pulling?

Banking? You have to do the, like, nice stuff first.

Yeah. Yeah, well, I'm not talking about all the time. I'm not saying, you know,

but at some point.

Sorry. Miss, I want to get on.

Oh,

yeah?

Let's talk about walking in on stuff, you wanna?

Would you walk in on her, do I?

Please don't.

All right.

All right. You guys ready to like, let's, I'm ready to see you out of the

bottom.

Well,

you guys can do that together. I don't think it'd be a little weird if you like

took each other's bottoms off. I don't mind if you did it.

No. You're not touching my area. That's fine.

I suggested that you guys stand up and do it together.

You guys want to do one in front of the other? One do it first and one do it,

everyone do it together.

You guys could rock this.

I'm sure you're more of a professional at it than I am.

I have a

shoe obsession.

I'm just not going down.

Well, can you guys stand and face us and kind of put your arm around her a

little bit?

Like, put your arm around her like this.

Oh,

what, with the shoes on?

The shoes look good. Shoes make your legs look good. Shoes, like, add

Cover it.

You guys look scared to death now.

I don't want to scare you.

You can turn around and look at your butts, but that's going to get you drunk

little bit, too.

See? I didn't even say something like that.

But you guys look good.

That was a good pseudo -striptease.

All right, look here and smile, both of you guys.

You can probably be like, oh, scared and shit.

Ready?

A little bit of a smile. One, two, three.

One more smile.

Look at me. Look towards the ass dragon.

You guys are so covered up, you can use this on your MySpace page.

My mom got MySpace.

So she can keep up with you guys?

I want to be able to tell you about family events.

That's awesome.

She just knows you guys spend all your time on it.

Now it's not working right now.

What is it?

Our MySpace.

Why not?

The people you steal internet from?

The people you steal internet access from? Yeah.

Oh, Wi -Fi?

Yeah.

They block MySpace?

Just MySpace or all of it? Yeah, no.

They block my mail.

I think it's just something in the computer.

I don't know if I'll get it.

I'm so cocky.

All right, I'll let you guys be nervous for one second.

I'm going to change tapes.

Thank you.