Original subtitles

How could you give everything to sister?

I'm your son, give it to me, dad

Give it to me

What now?

Give it to me

Don't look!

Change the will in my favor

Give it to me

Dad, I'm your son!

Amida buddha!

Change it in my favor

Change the will...

in my favor

Don't!

Don't you want to die in peace?

Hear me?

I'm your eldest son

How could you give everything to sister?

It just isn't fair

Damn you, who'd be the chief mourner at your funeral?

Change it!

Give him an injection

Give him an injection

He's dying

Give him an injection

Wipe it off!

Darling, you may get cursed for that!

One more word and I'll kill you

Don't chew gums!

Stop that!

Spit it out!

I've swallowed it

Damn it!

Second Master

Brother, Second Master is here

Make way!

Keep away, Second Master

Change it now!

Keep away!

Brother. You must hold on

Throw that brat out forever!

Get out, you brat!

Don't ever step back into the doors of the Tsaos!

Brother

Dad

I'm a married woman

I'll follow my husband

Uncle, I must leave

Brother

Get Fei-fei back from France...

to inherit my assets

I haven't seen her for over 1 0 years

but I'll take her...

for my own daughter

Don't worry

Give this will to her

when she finds a husband

That's my last wish!

Fei-fei

Brother

Take it

Master

Don't be sad. Arrange the funeral

I'll take charge here. Go and retire

Yes

Dad, if sister didn't return

Uncle's legacy would be ours

Stop dreaming!

Don't you feel ashamed?

Go and pick up some clothing We'll live here

We'll give it to her when she returns

Stop day-dreaming anymore

Brother, we're rich!

Crazy. Go back and pack up!

Don't cry. Just spit it out

My wife has got a lover

She's your Lady Chatterley,

right?

No, it's Lady Chatterley's Lover

My wife's got a Deep Throat

The dirtiest of dirty lechers

You sound like a porno film buff

Name's Cuckolded

Nice to see you

I come to ask you to seduce my wife

We private eyes have...

our principles

We don't sell ourselves

Seduce my wife and let me catch her in the act

So I don't have...

to pay alimony for the divorce

Isn't that wonderful?

Show me your hand

My fortune is all in your hands

Life or death, you have the say

Why do you chose me when there

are so many private eyes is Hong Kong?

Because you're...

the best-looking of them all

What did you say?

You're the...

The last word

"All"

The last adjective

"Best-looking"

"You're the best-looking"

That's a deal

What now?

Just one bet and be gone

Right

She's your wife?

Yes

It's all up to you, Pretty Boy

You may go now

Hold it

Eight, eight!

Do you take?

No. Yes

Yes or no?

Yes is yes; no's no. Yes or No?

I take

Eight, eight!

Eight!

Eight!

Eight!

Damn it! Bursted!

Blaming others for your own bad luck!

Would you lend me a light?

Don't tell me you don't know how to play

Brother, you lost again

Only a game, don't curse your brother!

Brother, don't get excited; it's bad for health

My dad's so stubborn

I even spits out the meat

I have swallowed. Isn't that outrageous?

Brother,

you can outsmart him

Steal the will

before your sister returns

and put your name...

into it

To hell with you!

What a lousy gimmick!

Steal the will and put my name into it?

How could this be done?

Brother, a young thief outside

You steal, kid!

Isn't stealing your fetish?

Don't you want your fingers?

Yes, each of them

This for taking fingerprints, this for back-stabbing

This to curse you, and this to wear the ring

And the small finger?

To pick the nose

Good, you like shit and urine

Pass water on him

My brother's depressed today

Now open your mouth to make him happy

Open it wide

Don't!

You lean on me to make him happy

Just let me cheer him up

If you make me laugh, everything's all right

What if you can't?

I'll eat shit

Okay, let him go

A monkey was the only survivor...

in a plane crash

They asked him

what the passengers did before the crash

The monkey said...

What did the air hostesses do?

The monkey said...

What did the pilot do?

What did you do then?

Then,

what did the passengers do the moment it crashed?

What did the air hostesses do?

What did the pilot do?

What did you do then?

Good for a laugh?

You call it a joke? It's so flat

What's this?

A clip

And this?

A cup

What if this hee hee...

is clipped into that ha ha?

Still clip and cup

Where's hee hee ha ha?

Right, hee hee ha ha! You've laughed

Don't play on words!

Don't you know I'm waiting for you and

staring at you?

Damn you!

I won't cry if I laugh

Damn you!

Damn it! I have no eyes for you

Damn you!

Old McDonald has a farm

He has chickens on the farm

You eat shit!

Head!

Kill him. Don't let him go!

Get him, stupid!

Scum, don't think only you can do it

After him!

After him, quick!

Don't follow him

See if you can get away!

Brother, you've laughed!

You've laughed several times

Fine, you look quite capable

Steal something for me and I'll pay you $100,000

The Governor's purse?

My Uncle's will

Steal it and put my name in

Would it work?

I say it will. Would it work?

Yes

Okay?

Okay

Really okay?

Yes

Darling, what does he do?

I don't know

You don't?

No

I'm innocent!

The adulterer really is tough

So it's you, detective Huang

Anything wrong?

No. You're very smart

I want to talk to you

Care to steal...

the adulterer's gems for vengeance?

For what? It's none of my business

But I want vengeance

Would you Pretty Boy help me?

Say that again

Pretty Boy

OK. When and where shall I wait?

What shall I wear?

And...

How's it?

Beautiful?

Your boyfriend's over there, go now

Pei, wait for me

Don't you resent me for being a cleaner?

No

Have you got your pay, Rubbish Feng?

Yes

$4,000...

wages

plus $750 for the soft drink cans

Show me

I was lucky

I picked $5 from the garbage heap

Let's make wished

Okay

Wish I wouldn't have to dump rubbish anymore

Wish I was rich and

had lots of beautiful dresses

May my boyfriend adore me

Go to hell!

What's wrong?

Stop dreaming!

I'm after your money. Stop dreaming

Try to sober up with salt water

You're heartless. I can't swim...

Great, she looks exactly like her

Sister

Indecent assault!

Rape!

Indecent assault!

Indecent assault!

Molestation, he's molesting me

Look, beautiful? Don't you like it?

Am I dreaming?

Twist yourself and you'll see

You'll have lots of beautiful dresses and money

I'm a garbage woman

Only if you take my advice

you'll be a rich family girl

as of now

You'll live a comfortable life

No, I won't do that!

You don't have to do anything except...

Play my sister

Is that all?

Yes

Any beautiful dresses to wear?

Dozens of them each day

Any money to spend?

$1 00,000

$1 00,000? All my life?

$1 00,000 each day

$1 00,000!

At 1 0 cents for a used can

That means one million cans

Who changed my clothes?

You did, didn't you?

Didn't you?

You saw all of me. Let me die

Too ashamed to live. Let me die

Damn garbage woman, stop nagging!

Do as my brother tells you

You can insult a garbage woman

but you can't offend a mistress

Is that right, sister?

What am I to do playing your sister?

Help me steal a will

Will?

That's overdoing it

Need whole household to meet the plane?

Dad,

we haven't seen her for over ten years

So everybody goes to the airport

Second master, young master

What are you up to?

Quick. Time's running short!

Hurry up

Master, I'm sweeping the floor

All of us are going

You're very nimble

What now?

Go in as if you're moving house

Okay

Make advances the best you can

Let's proceed separately. I'll go first

Pretty Boy

Pretty Boy

Brother, second master's here

Stand by

Stand by

Wear the earrings

They're weighty

Hear me?

Not so loud

Remember to act like a lady,

understand?

Yes

Don't pick your nose!

So you've caught me doing it

Go

That's no way to drive. Get out!

Get out!

Brother

Fei-fei

Fei-fei?

That is your Uncle. Greet him

Uncle

The plane came in early

Miss, still remember me?

She's your nanny

You Nanny

Not You Nanny, but she brought you up

She brought you up

Stupid!

Nanny

Nanny

Fei-fei, go back, you must be tired

Dad, don't go back

Why?

Why?

Dad, we were supposed to meet sister at the airport

It's not happy enough if we don't go

Let's go to the airport...

to meet you again, sister

Get in

Careful

My earrings!

Why take the trouble?

We've already picked her up

Oh, no!

Never mind him. Get in

I'll get prepare and come again

You've scared sister

Never mind him. Get in

The damned stuff you bought!

Brother, your sister's flight has arrived

Go and meet her

Yes

Go, go

It's nice to be rich

Take it away

You go too far. Is it real?

What are you doing?

Why are you there?

We're all back

They're back

Get up quickly, it's no joke

Hurry up

We're all back

Not so loud!

Fei-fei, come in

You're setting me up!

Miss, here's the face towel

It's nice to see her again

Right

She looks much more beautiful than before

Thief, thief!

What happened?

Thief!

What happened? Thief?

Quiet!

Where's the thief?

Master

Where's the thief?

Upstairs!

Upstairs?

I'm afraid!

Where's the thief?

On the 1 st floor?

Call the police!

Hold it!

Master, what are you doing?

The way you act, you can't hide from me

You're bold. You've come here to steal

No. Master, in fact I know...

Who?

Speak up!

I...

But I really don't know him

I...

You know why

I risked ruining my reputation...

to play this?

It was all because of you

Me?

We haven't met for years You may not recognize me

You're...

You don't recognize me?

Goodbye

Hold it. Let's make it straight

Fei-fei, don't you know him?

Let me explain...

Shut up!

Aren't you Vincent?

Aren't you Vincent?

Yes, I am

Sorry, I didn't do it on purpose

Good!

Pity me who've been secretly in love with you since I was 10

Now I can't see her except by playing a thief

If I'm a thief, who's she?

A heart stealer, she must be

Uncle, I'm heart-broken. I must go home

Vincent, come here

Young people nowadays are irresponsible

You go and retire

Yes

Let me have it

What?

Vincent

I am here

Let me have it

Now?

When, if not now?

You expect me to do it

when there's such a crowd outside?

How am I to spend tonight without it?

Come on, "give it to me"

You really are amorous

Amorous? "Give it to me"

There's a crowd outside

I'll make love to you over my dead body

What a shame

if we were to do it now

My goodness!

So you do know...

I do know you, I said it

Right

It's been a long time You're much thinner now

I am

Any you're more amorous

I am

No

Give me a call when you have time

No, call me when you have time

Fei-fei

Now you don't need me to...

My goodness!

Come here

The will, the will

What? I told you to steal the will

This is my Birth Certificate

Couldn't find the will

You can't steal the will and

put a name in. It won't work

What then?

To let my Uncle's hefty assets go to my sister?

What shall I do?

If your sister married me and

I became your dad's son-in-law

her money would be ours

What do you say?

Good idea!

How did you get acquainted with my sister?

I don't know her,

but I look like her ex-boyfriend

Can you see the stool going out?

What do you say?

What do I say?

No, I'm seeing things I'll see a doctor tomorrow

Hurry up then

Don't put on airs. Try hard

It's so perplexing

My head's gone bad. Try something

Do it the hard way

Break it

Don't move!

How's it?

No, it's ear-splitting!

Maybe too hard. Try this

No, again?

No way

What about this?

A bit better

Well, come on

Once and for all

Bear with it

Fixed!

Is it?

Sorry, my fault, let me help you

What?

It becomes tighter

No way, must be the will of Heaven

Will of Heaven?

Make you a Spittoon Superman

Spittoon Superman?

A superman's OK, but I want to be a Pretty Boy, not a spittoon

Cool down

Don't cry

A spittoon can be pretty too

How?

This way, you can even see the Governor,

Iet along going to a hospital

Really?

Sure

Is the hat a bit too low?

No

Am I really good-looking?

Of course

See a doctor?

See a doctor

40 cents, I'm lucky!

50 cents, terrific!

Miss

Oh, no!

Why so many tins?

What a beautiful butterfly Did you get it hard?

No, not too hard

Crazy, I'm Tsao Fei-fei

I'm not Rubbish Feng, I'm Tsao Fei-fei

Rubbish Feng

Bitch, trying to get away from me?

I don't!

Why didn't you contact me last night?

I dropped my earring

No tricks. What about my dad's will?

I fell asleep because I was too tired

Damn it!

Brother

You creep!

Why are you coming back? I told you not to

Master, what is it?

It's all right. Get out!

Isn't it all right for me to see my sister?

Fei-fei doesn't recognize such a rotten brother

He tried to steal the family assets and drive your dad to death

Sister, you always take my advice

Let go!

Fei-fei, don't listen to him

Right?

Right?

Who shall I listen to?

Me

Brother

Uncle, I'll take your advice from now on

Life's good here

I won't listen to you anymore

You...

You must be careful!

Eat congee

Thank you

Fei-fei, have you got a boyfriend in France?

No idea

Don't be shy

Marry early,

if you do, to inherit your dad's assets

What assets?

That billions...

of jewelry business

Sister,

did that man who came yesterday love you

Yes or no?

Maybe

Miss, Miss

The butterfly's caught

Thank you

Dad

Yes?

Beautiful!

That man is OK, well versed in fine and martial arts

He's well-educated and a kung fu man

How do you know?

He told me that

Go as I tell you

Why didn't you say I'm excellent at eating

Watching TV, loitering, hair-drying and manicuring?

I specialize in all these

What about free wrestling?

From fair to middling

Go to the tournament then

Where?

Don't worry. They are friends

Come here

Come here

Get up

Don't put on airs

Can you understand?

I specialize in free wrestling

Come on

Don't take the trouble. Come on

The Tiger Kick

The beauty before mirror position

The Thunderbolt, the lnvincible Wheel

Now the Whirlwind Kick

Dad, let me ask them to that coffee shop

Piao

Yes

The Tiger Kick...

Are you not afraid?

The Tiger Kick...

He's my dad's subordinate, easy to handle

You must win

Again

I'm only a guest

I'll call it a day

Again?

I've got AlDS. Mind if I kiss you!

Kiss!

We're neighbors

I live in a village behind your dad's

Damn you!

Me, too

Damn you!

I attack you from behind

Damn you!

I mean I'm your younger brother

Damn you!

I'm your own son, dad

Damn you!

Ask your mom if you don't believe it, creep!

Damn you!

Violence always?

I wasn't born to be beaten by you

Left Hook Fist

Left Hook Fist

Left Hook Fist again

Left Hook Fist

Right Discus, creep!

Arrange to ask him to dinner when time permits

Did you ask him to dinner?

Yes,

he's smart

One more thing, he wants me to hand you this

Uncle, I've been in France...

too long to read Chinese

Will you read it to me?

Okay

Miss Tsao Fei-fei

I'm like a wreck at sea waiting for you to salvage

I'm ready to be executed by you,

the Love Executrix

Even if you suck my blood dry

I'm ready to be your slave

only if you say "Come on"

Already arrived?

Uncle, I'm going up

Fei-fei, are you all right?

What's the matter?

Did you get hurt?

Are you all right?

Fine

Sit down please

Please have some tea

Have some tea

Thank you

Tea, please

Tea, please

Forget it. I'm not thirsty any way

Sorry. Please have tea

Thank you

I know you study psychology in U.K.

Yes, dad, he's so smart

What's psychology?

Do you normally...

flush the toilet after use

or use it after flushing?

Flush after use, of course

Is it too rash

to flush half the way?

I can't answer it

Make an experiment and relax

Keep head still, with eyes staring at the ceiling

Did you stare?

Yes. What then?

Don't you feel fatigue in your eyeballs?

Yes, a little

It means you have neurasthenia

One more test

Let's hold out our hands

Normally when we frig it...Excuse me

Should have said masturbate

Too much masturbation

Cause your hand becomes darker

Your son masturbation with right hand

This is psychology

Am I right?

He's made a fool of you, idiot

Sounds interesting

Uncle, just now you looked at both hands

It means you normally use both to do it

Enough

Dad, in fact,

I also...Iike you did

What? A little farther, farther

Take your seat

When did you know each other?

Never mind, have a drink

Better let me test you out

You remember when we first met?

Yes, of course

But I prefer to forget the past

For instance, I played a thief that day, but I wanted to...

OK, forget it

I can hardly recognize you now

that you've been in France for ten years

Do you? I can hardly recognize myself too

Let's...

forget the past

Good idea

Let's start all over again

From the very beginning

Cheers!

Cheers!

This is not bad, Vincent

Not bad, Fei-fei

And this is nice too, Vincent

Yes, Fei-fei

This is my favorite

This?

Don't you like it? It's nice

Sorry

How come?

Right

So it's you!

So it's you!

Wait a while

Since I got stuck in the toilet

I've taken an interest in goggles

Have you?

Captain Brown, Vincent

How do you do?

How do you do?

Excuse me, I have a friend with me

Please

Do I look handsome today?

You're neat, but a bit dirty in the bottom

You forgot to wipe it clean

I forgot

Make it really clean

Today's painting exhibition is okay

I feel something lacking

Taxi

Excuse me, mister

What?

No, no!

Want to have a fight?

Fighting for a taxi?

Miss, that car's over here

I'm to blame. Plum forgot the car

It was not your fault

It was my fault

Don't be silly

Strange!

Miss, our Sales Manager Yao

Welcome back to Hong Kong, Miss

He's our Personnel Manager Mr. Chou

How do you do?

Miss Tsao, how do you do?

Miss Tsao, I'm Robert Hu, the Financial Officer

Please don't be formal

Your dad also talked about you before his death

So I have a charming superior

Take this, Rubbish Feng

So it's you, Rubbish Feng

Why didn't you tell me of your luck?

Who is he?

I don't know him

Are you a gate crasher?

Sorry, sorry

Is it OK...

for the Financial Officer to

ask his superior to dinner?

Is it?

Yes

I won't dance anymore

Why are you so late?

Am I in your way?

Fei-fei, your colleagues would like you to say something

What? What?

Come on

I'm Robert Hu, the Financial Officer

Nice to see you

I'm Vincent Hing

They say you've wooed her for over ten years

And you played a thief lately to see her Right?

Yes

I can't stand the smell of matches

Me, too, the smell of chroline

Let...

each of us

clean the office

Well said Anyone doing nothing gets fired

Right, right

In fact,

even rubbish is useful

This biscuit tin,

for instance, can be used as a flower pot

And these papers can be sold...

for $8 a catty

If we likewise use the old packing paper too

for another purpose...

to Company's advantage

it will please the garbage man too

The soft-drink tins cost$1 0 cents each

Take them

Now you can't deny you're not Rubbish Feng

That's all

Rubbish Feng

Don't run!

So a Paris student...

is HK's Rubbish Feng

What do you want?

You're rich now. You don't even know me

Let me kiss

Don't!

No? I'll shout!

Don't!

I'm poor. You know what to do

Take everything from me

A kiss, okay?

I'll shout if you turn me down

A kiss

Come on, mouth to mouth

What are you doing?

What's he doing?

What happened?

You again?

You assaulted my girl friend?

You're making advances

You're making advances

You're making advances?

Fei-fei, with me here, you've no worries

Miss, with me here, you've no worries

Where did you buy that stuff?

Great, but you've killed someone

What? Dead?

Wake up

What happened?

Uncle, he's killed someone

Killed?

Just now

Don't be afraid

Throw him out!

Get away!

If I'd come earlier

this might not have happened

Don't you blame me?

No

Just now...

She won't get angry so easily

Right...

What are you saying?

No...Miss...

We must get out. Thank you

Mis...

Last night

I met a fishing girl on the shore

All smiles she got me...

to ride the waves

I called her Fei-fei

She giggles

I called her Fei-fei

Any soft drink tins?

Yes

Watch out

She's nimble for her age. Great!

If I pick can for a living,

won't you still know me?

Yes

You giggle when I call you by name

Last night

I met a fishing girl on the shore

She smiled at me with emotion

I must leave

Bye-bye

Sorry, Second Master

My fault...

Forget it

Uncle

Mistress is back

Miss, where have you been the whole night?

We were worried

Where have you been?

Don't ask her, nanny

Young people!

Now go to bed You haven't slept the whole night

Go to bed

Fei-fei, sit down and let's chat

Uncle, sorry to keep you worried

Never mind

Isn't that boy okay, Fei-fei?

Do you like him or not?

It means "yes" if you're quiet

May I decide for you?

Uncle...

Don't be shy. I'll arrange it for you

Am I okay, Fei-fei?

Uncle wants us get married

Do you agree?

Speak up

Well, let me make an assumption

If...

I were an impostor

would you kick me into the sea?

I've been kicked down once

Stop!

Keep down!

Follow them!

You got the wrong party

Shut up or I'll kill you

What happened?

I don't know

Hold it fast

I can't!

Help!

Let me go!

Jump!

Jump, quick!

Help, help!

Trying to run?

Give it back to me

I'm like a lonely boat at sea...

waiting for you to salvage me

A lonely boat?

Burn that lonely boat

Don't, I beg you!

Don't? You're betraying me?

You won't listen to me?

Never

I will, I will

Serious?

I'll take your advice

Take this packet to Uncle for me

What's it?

An elixir...

that kills within seconds

Don't, I beg you, don't!

Feed that lonely boat

Don't! Give it to me

Who you'd like to feed it to?

Miss, let me do it

That won't be necessary

Let me do it

Let me

Let me do it

Miss, we embroidered this,

part of your dowry

Beautiful, isn't it?

Have tea, Miss

I brought it for Uncle

I'll bring another cup

It's from the mistress

Fei-fei's nice. I'm thirsty

Uncle, don't drink it

Why?

This cup of tea is mine

Fei-fei, come here

I have nothing

but this bracelet for you

I kept it for over 10 years

Take it for your dowry

Uncle, don't drink it!

Is it yours?

You're like your dad

who fought over everything with me

What's wrong, silly girl? Thunder

With me here, you have no fear

Uncle, don't die!

I won't die so early

I must attend your wedding party

Are you all right?

Yes

I'll take you for my own daughter from now on

What?

No one would know if you keep it a secret

What?

No one would know if you keep it a secret

Trying to run?

Damn you!

Don't run!

Brother, some more

Playing lizards?

Stop at the MTR station, please

MTR station?

Go

Bye-bye, Miss Tsao

Fei-fei

How did you manage to get away?

Well, just tell me now

What's happened?

Speak up

I live here and am the garbage woman here

Make way

What are you doing? Make way

Don't be in my way!

What's so special with a rich man?

It's no place for you here

Fatty Lan

Why come here when it's pouring, crazy?

Now no one knows you were a garbage woman

You're now a lady

You can't change back, nor can l

Listen, I'm also an impostor

I conspired with Tsao's son...

to seduce you to cheat

That letter?

That's unimportant

Just bear in mind

the gems over there are all real

Understand?

Are you untrue to me?

It makes no difference

Only if we can get the genuine bank-notes

we can live like men again

It's a windfall for us from Heaven

We must never let the chance slip

Mr. Vincent Hing,

will you take Miss Tsao Fei-fei

for your wife for better or for worse?

I do

Miss Tsao Fei-fei, will you take Mr. Vincent Hing

for your husband for better or for worse

I do

As of now

you're the heirs...

to the Tsaos Jewelry Enterprises

Wait, she's an impostor

My Uncle conspired with her...

for my dad's money

She's not my sister. They're swindlers

Stop that nonsense!

Don't tell rumors

Ask her if you don't believe me

Fei-fei, is it true?

Right, I'm not Tsao Fei-fei

Sorry, Mr. Tsao, all...

Shut up!

Take them away

Follow me

Hurry up

Let's go

Swindlers!

No wonder company accounts don't jibe

The Company will close...

to check our losses

Go back to audit the books

Yes

Show me everything for inventory

Yes

Uncle, it's your day of reckoning

Wei, what are you up to?

Don't be smug,

that will deals you out

That will?

The will!

Torn!

Now I get whatever I want

They're impostors

Let me out!

I'll deal with you very soon

Boss, let me go back to office first

OK

Brother, the ship's here

How could you be here?

My bad luck to team up with you Look at me

You traitor!

Take him away!

Mr. Tsao, are you all right?

Why didn't you tell me it was a fake?

You tried to betray me?

Are you blaming me now?

You don't even recognize...

your own cousin

What have you to say?

Now try to get out of here

Escape?

Any idea?

No

Use you head

What? You're taking me for a nut

No more that lousy gimmick I haven't got it over yet

I can't hold on anymore Have you finished?

Come on, hit me!

Come on, hit me. Or you're chicken

Dad, how do you feel?

Get wood and kerosene. Burn the house!

Yes

Keep away!

Hold it,

it's our family affair

It has nothing to do with them

Please let them go, I beg you

You're begging me?

Hear that?

My Uncle's begging me

Say that again

Wei

Master Wei

Master Wei

Show your sincerity

What do you want?

Beg me on your knees and kow-tow

Are you going to do it?

You won't do it?

Set fire!

Okay, I'll do it on my knees

Dad, don't, let me!

Master Wei, I beg you

Keep away! You're still young

Listen

Dad, don't do it for your age

Keep away!

Dad

Dad

Lick it, lick it clean!

Lick it!

Lick it!

I hate the word "lick", and you said it many times

Outrageous! Let's perish together

Give me a hand

Pull!

Come on

Damn you!

Give me the shoes

Nobody wants them anyway

Big Brother, they're all here

Brother, the ship's ready

Let them have a family reunion,

then kill them all

Set fire!

Yes

Open up!

Fei-fei

Is it for real?

It was only for fun

I'll make good the cost of your shoes

Open up!

This way. Help me!

What are you doing?

What?

Madam, go on board

I don't want to die!

Damn you garbage woman!

You've ruined us, the whole family

I'll kill you!

You've ruined us...

I'll strangle you to death!

What are you doing?

Are you out of your mind?

Get burlap cloth, wet it and cover your face

Water? Where's water?

Try something yourself

Water, water!

What are you doing?

Give it to me

Give it back to me

What's this?

You urinate yourself. Let me alone

Bastard!

Come on

We'll die together

Come on

Vincent, give me some

Have you got any yourself?

He's good for nothing

Sock it to him

I can't make it anyway

So I say you're not civilized

Do me a favor

Ask your dad for it

Dad

Ask your dad for it

See you in the next life!

Dad, give me some urine

Lung, see you in the next life!

Keep away

Vincent, see you in the next life

Dad,

why's it yellowish?

I have dyspepsia

Would you tell me the truth

before your death?

It won't do any good

Have you been intimate with that girl?

Which one?

That one standing over there

She's like this, and this

What?

Like this, and that!

Vital statistics!

So the numbers are code to the lock What are the vital statistics?

Vital statistics?

28, 29, 38

I didn't ask you, Hipsy

I was referring to that woman

Wei's wife?

Yes

Should be 34, 34, 34, I guess

Not right, didn't work

Girls know girls better, 40, 20, 40

Could she be so shapely?

Try

It's opened!

Hurry up

Run, quick!

Careful, dad

There's water

Fei-fei, untie it

Wonderful!

Fei-fei, sorry,

I can't stop Wei

from seizing your dad's money

Mr. Tsao,

I've never done one good deed all my life

Let me help you now

Lung, you'll be in charge here

Me?

Oh, no, I forgot something important

What's it?

what's it?

Cheers!

What happened?

Brother, let me go out to have a look

Go out quickly

Oh, no, brother!

You're still alive, bastard!

Let's talk it over

Throw down that jewel box

when I count to five

Otherwise, you'll perish together

One...

Okay

You go down

Take it to him

Yes

Take it to him

Wait, for you

You're lucky. You've got it over

Now I'll dump you to sea

See if you can stay alive

Dump him to the sea to drown him!

Yes

Wait. Keep away!

I don't mind dying, but I have a last demand

What is it?

Give me two oxygen cylinders to go in

It sounds witty

I have no oxygen cylinders

I'll give you an oxygen mask

What are you doing?

Help!

Okay

What are you doing?

Oh, no! They're up there

So you won't help me, Pretty Boy

Okay

Let's go

Fixed?

Yes

Quite soon!

Yes

Let me help you

How careless you are!

What now?

A fish gun

A fish gun?

Yes, it is

Get in and

shout "freeze"

Then take the gems

Jump to sea through the window Understand?

Yes

All...

All fixed

Oh, no!

What now?

Hurl a wine bottle at his head,

then proceed as planned

Cheers!

Brother, fixed

Sail

Cheers!

Cheers!

Get hold of them!

Catch!

Stuck, stuck!

Stuck!

Let go!

Finish him off!

I've been looking for you

Don't run if you've guts!

Right, let's waste no time

Let's have a hand-to-hand fight

Not your business. Keep away!

Come on

I'll kill you!

Hit you!

Bye-bye

Have a water-bubble biscuit

Harder!

Hold it!

Rubber Superman

How come?

The Ninja Turtle's coming

Beyond my reach

Bounce!

Bounce, and one more

Finished?

Enough

Another batch of gems

Hurry up

The smartest outfit I've ever seen you in

Darling, take me with you

Duck and make it snappy!

Darling, don't leave me behind

Let go!

Darling, don't go!

Don't run, or I'll shoot!

Don't kill me, don't kill me!

Kneel down!

Lick my toe!

Go now

Go now

Brat, see if you dare to make trouble again

I won't, dad

In fact, we should thank Vincent

Right

Uncle

We're rushing back to office for a meeting. Get in

Yes

Have you seen them lately?

No, dad

Feng

Look, the mistress is back to collect garbage

Here are many tins. Care to pick them?

One from a rich family doesn't have to do that

Miss, Steel Teeth of the docks is calling

Are you going?

What a waste!

I copied from Reader's Digest the whole night

Have a cup of coffee

Where?

Only top spots...

Iike Regent and Shangrila

are worthy of your social status

The paintings here are not bad

This one is not bad

This is nice too

Steel Teeth likes you. Aren't you going?

What did you say, Pretty?

You want to get beaten?

Beat her!