Original subtitles

Come on! Look at here!

-What's that? -So gross!

Cool shot!

Are we there already?

Yes! Let's go.

Move!

-Funny… -Why are we stopping here?

Bye.

POH TECK TUNG RESCUE UNIT

Oh, shit!

-Oh, shit! -Oh, shit!

Oh, shit! You moron! How dare you tape that?

-Cut that out! -Okay!

You heard me!

Give me some!

This is the best time for telling horror stories.

Ever hear about the story of All Souls' Day?

Depends on which year's All Souls' Day, right?

Exactly!

This is the one concerning

my friend's uncle who owned a newsstand.

On the last All Souls' Day, right in his shop, he had

an encounter!

It was just after 4:00 a.m. It was still dark.

He was stacking the papers like usual.

Hi there, Mr. Chan!

Do me a favor!

Call an ambulance!

Granny here, she said she's not feeling well.

How about that? Scary?

Hell no! Listen to mine!

This story happened to the god-sister of my friend's brother.

They lived at the apartments for firemen.

It was one evening two years ago.

It was cold…

about eight degrees Celsius.

This god-sister slept until 2:00 a.m.,

then she heard people drilling outside.

She thought, "How strange!

It's far too cold and too early for the firemen to be drilling."

So, she got up to take a look.

Too bad she did because…

One of the Japanese soldiers spotted her.

He yelled at her,

pulled out his samurai sword and charged right at her!

Was the girl killed?

No. But she went nuts afterwards.

Listen! There is this true story. It's super gross!

A friend of mine was listening to a ghost story,

and she died choking!

Cut down the snacks, or you'll die!

-Come on! -Cheers!

-Cheers! -Yeah!

Your horror stories don't involve you personally.

Frankly, did any of you have an encounter before?

You guys should read more often!

10 WAYS TO SEE… GHOSTS

-What's that? -What?

This is about the 10 ways

to encounter ghosts. It's from ancient Thai legends.

You can't find this book just anywhere.

One evening, I took the wrong bus, then got off at the wrong stop.

A book store was still open, so, I went in for directions.

Anyone in? Hello?

THE TEN ENCOUNTERS

THIRD WAY TO SEE A GHOST - OUIJA

Pay first, and read later…

How much is it?

It's karma that brought you to this book.

I'll give you a discount, then.

How about 500 baht?

You must be kidding!

Too cheap?

Then pay me the full price!

Here's your 500.

Listen up, kiddo.

Don't ever turn to the last page of the book.

Or else, misfortune will come to you!

You'll regret it if you don't believe me!

Still, I cannot avoid misfortune!

Don't you ever turn to the last page!

"Price: 100 baht."

"Discount Price: 50 baht?" Bastard!

Moron!

Even an old man can fool you!

Man, this book was the real thing. The rituals were authentic.

And I can tell you about two cases to back it up!

The first one was "the condemned cornea transplant".

The second one was for women only. To attempt suicide while pregnant!

I think I've heard about these two cases before.

Me too.

You see?

What's this? Yoga?

It's "Between-the-Knees Peek", a Thai custom still practiced today!

Chongkwai. What are the other ways?

Let me see.

Comb your hair at midnight,

and the ghost you desire will appear in the mirror.

Next.

Jesus. Something is wrong with his eyes?

The book says, rub the graveyard soil over your eyes,

and you'll be exposed to the world of the spirits!

Aren't there any simpler and safer ways?

Sure! Here's a simpler way.

Open an umbrella indoors. You'll score for sure!

So, if we follow the instructions, we'll get to see ghosts for sure?

It depends.

Different players have different success rates.

Why not try it out, then?

Damn right!

We need a game to get through the night!

Why not? Given that there are different success rates,

we might not get to see them at all, right?

Right.

Then listen carefully. Once the game has started,

we can't quit playing, no matter what happens.

Or else, misfortune will come to us.

You've heard me. Now, let's begin!

Let's try the most convenient way!

The Thai "Spirits in a Glass"

is like the Chinese Plate Genie and the Westerner's Ouija Board.

THE SPIRITS IN A GLASS

They are all alike.

That is, they all invite a ghost to spell out his messages.

-Shit, it's moving. -You moron! That's not funny!

-God. It's here! -Stop shuffling!

"Reak…

chan…

ma…

tum…

mai."

Why are you calling me?

Hey!

Fuck you!

Mom! Why are you still up?

You're scaring my friends!

Serves you right! You guys are killing my ears!

It's late already! Go to bed now!

Okay, after you.

Sorry, guys.

My mom did some heavy channeling last night.

She needs to rest. We'd better be quiet.

So, your mom is a spiritual medium? No wonder she looks kind of weird.

THE LATE DINNER ALERT

Thai people believe that

where roads cross, there is a lot of negative power.

It's a favorite hangout for stray spirits.

To catch a glimpse of them, go to an intersection after midnight

with a meal for three, and bowls and chopsticks.

Our target, the hungry ghosts.

Hey! Later you tap the bowl with the chopsticks and…

Tap the bowl with the chopsticks,

and hungry ghosts will come out for the food.

Is this really going to work?

Of course! Believe me, it's a sure thing!

When you see them, don't scream, okay?

Look who's talking! Just don't run away in front of me!

Once you start tapping the bowl, do not stop!

If you stop, the ghosts will see you.

You don't want to risk being possessed, okay?

Let's roll!

What is it?

What's the matter?

Stay cool, keep on tapping.

What did you see?

What is it? What's going on?

What did you see?

I didn't see a thing!

-What is it? -Did you see that?

Stay cool!

Keep tapping!

What?

-What's wrong? -What did you see?

-What did you see? -What now?

I see them!

Keep tapping!

Stay cool! Tap!

What's wrong?

Tap!

I see nothing!

Hey! I didn't get to see anything!

What is it that you see, Gofei?

-Over there! -But there's nothing there!

It's not fair! Everybody got to see them except me!

Told you we all have different reception of ghosts.

Maybe you're just the type who can't see them!

Chongkwai, are there any other ways? Don't you guys chicken out now!

I've got to see ghosts tonight!

PLAYING HIDE N' SEEK

Play Hide n' Seek at midnight carrying a black cat.

Ghosts will come join us and block one of us from our view.

We then let go of the black cat.

The cat can make the ghost appear before us.

Not only will we find that missing person, we can also see the ghost.

I quit! Come back out! I quit!

Papa! What's this stinky water?

Where is he?

What now?

I think a ghost is blocking Gofei.

It's okay. I'm letting the cat go now.

Ebony, lead the way!

Gofei! Gofei!

Gofei! Gofei!

Gofei! Gofei!

Gofei! Gofei!

-Gofei! -Over there!

Ebony seems dead!

Even the cat is dead?

What do we do now? What happened to Gofei?

What do we do? Where the hell is he?

-Gofei! -Gofei!

Gofei, we quit the game! Come back out!

Gofei, call it off!

-Gofei! -Gofei!

-Gofei! -Gofei!

Gofei!

-Gofei! -Gofei!

Gofei!

Gofei!

Gofei!

Hello? Gofei! Gofei!? Hello?

April, you okay? The phone didn't even ring!

No, it did ring!

Don't worry too much! The police will stay on it.

We will find Gofei for sure!

It's all your fault.

You'd better go back to Hong Kong first.

The police might not be able to help this time.

-But, Auntie-- -Just listen to me.

Leave while you still can.

Someone could be setting you up.

I don't think you can defend yourselves!

THE SPECIAL EYE MASK

April!

-Don't! -April! April, are you okay?

April! Close your eyes, don't open them, not now!

Close them tight. Listen to me!

You'll be in trouble if you open them now!

We're here for you! You'll be okay!

Hold on for just one more second.

Okay, now, you can open your eyes.

-Hey, April! -April, you all right?

It hurts!

It was so scary! My eyes, they fell out!

No way.

Your eyes are still there.

Don't worry, everything's okay now!

You guys were lucky to save her in time!

She almost slipped into the spirit world!

If she did, she'd be trapped forever!

Chongkwai! You should know better not to play with fire!

You're not a child anymore!

What did Auntie say? Does she know where Gofei is?

My mom blamed me for teaching you the use of graveyard soil.

I nearly caused you to be trapped in the spirit world.

I'm so sorry.

I never thought things would turn out like this!

There're too many things that you don't know.

There are other dimensions in this world!

Do you understand?

Apart from our human world,

there are numerous unknown dimensions.

April was lucky not to slip into the other world.

When I was a kid, I saw this young woman.

She entered that world by mistake.

Let me out!

Now you know!

Always stay away from black magic.

When things get out of hand,

you won't be able to survive the consequences.

But where is Gofei now?

Who knows?

Just don't stay here! Go back to Hong Kong now!

No! I won't leave without Gofei!

Cousin.

Wouldn't it be kind of low if we just leave?

If we leave, yes, it is low.

Then we shouldn't do it!

But then… the cab is here already.

Low or not low, we can discuss that on the way!

Scumbags! How could they ditch April like this?

You call them your friends?

I didn't talk to Ted after we were back to Hong Kong.

He didn't call me, either.

Maybe he just wants to forget about what happened.

Me too. But I know it's not possible.

For the first two weeks, Chongkwai did call.

I didn't dare ask him about April, though.

I wonder how she is now…

I pretend everything's normal. I go to school.

I play, I eat, I go out.

Damn right, everything is normal.

So, why am I pretending?

Mister!

Anyone in?

THE TEN ENCOUNTERS

THE SPIRITS IN A GLASS

This man has got to have something to do with Gofei!

He even drew the five of us playing the damn game!

Bonehead!

It's obvious that he's cast a spell on all of you!

You guys just can't overcome this on your own!

What's wrong with you? It's only a ball!

THE BETWEEN-THE-KNEES PEEK

It's disturbing! Answer it! Maybe it's urgent!

Okay!

Teddy? This time, I really saw it!

You saw ghosts again? Where was it this time?

Right outside my front door!

Have a drink, and you won't remember it.

Don't play dumb anymore, it's no use! There is a ghost playing ball outside!

-Just come over now! -Are you sure?

Hundred percent!

I did the Between-the-Knees Peek bending over and I saw him!

I am so very sure!

Then, I…

Cut the crap and come over now!

Okay, I will.

-Well, I must go. -Where are you going?

Hello?

May? It's Chongkwai! April has vanished!

What?

Already two people among us have disappeared.

My mom wants you guys to be careful!

Why is it still so crowded so late at night?

UNIT 12C

Mister, have you seen my report card?

You little damn thing!

Sorry. I thought you were a ghost!

Don't cry. I'm sorry!

So, what if there are ghosts?

Messing with us?

What are you doing?

Where am I?

It's dangerous here.

Teddy!

Thank God you're here!

Don't cry. Come sit down first.

We are dead meat.

I see ghosts all the time!

Our problem has not ended just there in Thailand.

Remember what Chongkwai said? Once we've started the game,

we just can't quit playing until it's all over!

Looks like we must return to Thailand before we can settle everything.

Where's that girl?

What are you looking for?

My friend, the girl who came in with me! The one from Thailand!

We shared the same bus ride together, remember?

It's okay, now! Come out!

I think I only saw you

coming in alone!

Why are you watching these tapes?

Don't tell me…

she's here.

But I can't see her now.

Wanna try and look between your legs?

But how?

Bend over.

Hey!

We shouldn't be doing this! It's too risky!

Our lives are at stake, anyway! This method could be our last resort!

Cousin, let's think it over!

You're not in this with me, right? Suit yourself!

Wait!

That's not what I mean. I'm in.

THE LAST FRONTIER

DEATH

To advance your death,

you have to play dead wearing a used funeral suit,

and then you can infiltrate the spirit world.

Your time there is limited and you must leave on time.

Once you hear me ringing a bell, enter the stream of white light!

It's your only way out. Don't delay, or you'll never get back!

Damn…

I still can't fall asleep.

What a drag.

Then let me help you!

-Where are we? -Don't know.

Damn…

-I'm kind of scared. -I…

I'm scared, too!

Wait! A ghost!

But he is smiling!

That's right! Chongkwai said,

if we don't meddle with them, they won't bother us!

This one is kind of cute!

Hey, they seem quite friendly, too!

There!

There!

Up there!

Something's not right! It's getting crowded here!

And they aren't smiling, not so friendly anymore, either.

Quick, think of something!

I can't!

Didn't Chongkwai say that ghosts are afraid of the smell of our breath?

-He said that? -Well…

It works!

Man, you stink!

Get up! Let's go!

They've stopped hunting us.

-How are you doing, Ted? -I need to rest!

So do I.

Be careful, cousin!

You found me, how boring! I quit!

Gofei!

Thank God you're all right! We've finally found you!

Calm down, girl! You haven't seen me for only an hour!

Where were you guys?

-Listen! You were gone for a month! -A month?

We messed up!

A ghost has blocked you from our view all this while.

We played dead to come here for you in the spirit world.

This is… the spirit world?

Yes!

It's all over! I'm pooped.

Same here.

Gofei, you're new here.

-Greet them with your breath! -My breath?

Yes!

What do you mean?

-They're afraid of it. -But how?

I really can't do this anymore! I'm breathless!

Show them your specialty! You can still fart, can't you?

Gofei!

-Where are you? -April?

-I've come to stay with you! -April?

-Gofei! -It's April! April! I'm here!!!

Gofei? Is that you?

Yes! It's April!

Yes! It's April!

-Gofei! -April!

Come with me now! Hurry!

-You hear that? -I do!

Do you hear that? We are safe now!

-It's Chongkwai! -It is!

What about him?

He said, run to the white light once we hear the bell, and we'd be out!

-Really? -Yes!

There it is! Let's go to the light now!

What white light? What bell?

How come I don't hear or see any of these?

How did you get here?

Gofei, I thought you were dead.

That's why I…

Mom! We're running out of time! Do something!

Cousin, what do we do now? Are we leaving or not?

Hey!

You guys go ahead! I'm staying!

Just go!

-Hurry! -May!

May!

May!

-Auntie! -Chongkwai!

-Chongkwai! -Auntie!

Teddy!

I told you. This is a curse you can't overcome!

Interested in this book?

What if I give you a discount? You like that?