All language subtitles for Italiani a Rio

- If you want to see naked women drop 10 thousand. - What do you ...

... release that's a friend of mine.

But see this.

Hey, when does Cesare's shop close?

What do I know, I don't work with him, it's too late.

Tell him if he doesn't arrive within 10 minutes, we'll leave. Who is it

... seen we have seen. We do the weekend alone.

Yes by yourself. And when do we take women without him?

Do not doubt, lady. Yes, of course at home.

Do you want?

Cesare, but it's me.

Can I suggest a comfortable moccasin for the summer?

A classic suede.

When the fuck do you close? We have been waiting for 45 '.

Do not worry, in 10 minutes it closes and then magically away ..

..weekend on the Costa Smeralda.

It's late, lower the shutter!

I am the clerk, not the boss.

However, I have a surprise.

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Just think that in 1956 it was by Porfir Rubirosa.

Does chi?

Rubirosa, an internationally renowned play boy.

Physically he looked like me.

A sad fate.

Shattered in a car accident.

Mortacci his, let's hope it's not the same car.

Will this junk arrive in Civitavecchia?

Catorcio? But try to leave.

You go around with the 600 Multipla.

That's a can of glue, this is a Jaguar.

Give me this foot.

Are you having problems, sir?

No problem, everything under control.

Other than problems, feel that stuff.

Do you wash your feet with pecorino soap?

Then bye.

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- It's this one. - We've been waiting for an hour.

It's from Rubarosa.

Where do you take these fraciconi?

In the Maldives, in the Bahamas, or you throw yourself towards Ladispoli.

Sfotti, meanwhile you remain nailed in the splendid ..

..frame of your newsstand.

Okay I'm here, but I don't act.

Instead to hear from you every week you should get engaged ..

... with Carolina of Monaco.

Look, I too read Novella 2000 every week.

And I always see Casiraghi.

I am blocked by lack of money and humble birth.

Make it change this low pressure.

A lottery from Merano is enough.

I can already see myself: May on the stairs of the Cannes Film Festival.

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..fashion week and July in Saint Tropez.

Cesare, since we didn't even win at the Totip ..

... in Porto Rotondo what do we do, do we give ourselves?

Like beasts.

Here we go.

Come on Caesar, I already feel a boil.

Seen the inside? It looks like an English sitting room.

Departure target sea planet.

5,4,3,2,1 or!

What is it now?

I think they left the fireplace burning in the English parlor.

But how is this possible?

A little gem.

We go to the station because the rapid starts.

Stop, what do you say, what are you doing but which quick?

Now let's put the jaguar back together.

Forget it, we're late, let's go.

I don't give up my Jaguar.

Bravo, fix it, we are waiting for you at the ferry.

Hurry up, the last part at 7:30 pm.

Nice friends, see? Kill.

I mark everything, I am like the Count of Monte Cristo.

Cesare, but do you understand engines?

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- Well no. - Oh yeah.

- But I'm going on the weekend. - Me too. Hello.

What do I do now?

Soon?

Good morning, Commendator Gardini.

Sure, but hurry up, here is the siege.

Do not worry.

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All right, in the name of Cristiano Gardini.

Agree. Good morning, Commander.

Good morning.

I'm Cristiano Gardini.

Dad booked me a car. Let's hurry up, I'm in a hurry.

Then you understand ...

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Wait for me.

Cesare, we have waited for you until the end.

Don't worry, see you tomorrow at the Barbagia pension.

Ciao.

The horoscope told me, avoid traveling.

Kill that bad luck.

Oh God!

Excuse me, sorry, I didn't do it on purpose.

Now I'll buy you the ice cream.

But are you a Christian?

Cristiano?

- My dad is a very good friend of yours. - Oh yes?

- Where did they meet? - In Confindustria.

Dove?

Ah dad.

The old daddy is really a nice rogue.

- I'm Turchese De Benedetti. - Relative of De Benedetti ...

As a relative? His daughter.

God I feel bad.

- What do you have? - A little bit of stress, you know.

Everyone thinks that we rich people have a wonderful life.

- And instead. - An effort. Will I buy you the ice cream?

Forget it, it was so disgusting.

They make good ice creams at the port of Belié.

Do you tell me?

In Anzio there is a kiosk where it is not bad.

- I've never been there. - You do not know what you're missing.

But why do you speak Roman?

Do I speak Roman?

As a child I had a tutor from Frascati, so every now and then I have ..

... the slip on the burino.

Where are you going for the weekend?

Let's not talk about it, I have a devil for hair.

I had an appointment with friends to go to Sardinia.

These 4 assholes gave me up.

- Do you want to come with me to Sardinia? - In Porto Rotondo?

I'm on a boat with some friends, they are refueling but ..

... in half an hour we set sail.

But yes I come with you.

Although it bothers me a little to be a guest.

You know, in the boat, everyone in those niches.

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That? But what is a ferry?

And where do they put the cars in the hold?

I know, you in the family are used to sailing boats.

We are sea wolves.

Why don't you take me on your boat too? I saw it in the picture ..

... is divine. - Why is this shit?

- Here, did you see? The slip on the burino. - How nice.

Permission?

No!

What a tremendous blow.

Was he hurt?

I have not seen the traitor step.

It's Cristiano Gardini.

- I took the liberty of inviting him. - You did well.

I love his dad.

Do you allow?

- Fabiano Bassaro. - Pleasure.

- My wife Barbara. - My pleasure.

Donata and Rinaldo della Gherardesca.

Nice to meet you.

- Pleasure. - Hello.

My Samaritan daughter.

Pleasure.

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Cristiano, the shoes.

They are beautiful, I got them in Rome in a shop in the center.

Bargain price at the highest category committed.

Funny.

In fact they are beautiful.

But if you want to give them to me, I'll put them in the basket with the others.

Thank you.

Am I too bold if I call you Fabiano?

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The sock.

Those if you don't mind I'd keep them.

In the evening at the sea it is humid.

There is a hole.

Oh my God he remade the big toe.

I forgot to cut my nails.

I have some hoes.

My pedicure is a poor fool.

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< Cin.

How is your sister Osanna?

How are you?

How are you?

And how are you?

But Hosanna is his cousin, Cristiano is an only child.

Architect, she is my cousin.

What are you doing the trick questions?

Are you engaged?

No.

They are of very difficult tastes.

For me it must be from Caroline of Monaco upwards.

Then I guess you'll be a gentleman for a while.

If one is satisfied from the lifeguard down it is easier.

Touched Gian Luigi, I'm sorry.

Gian Luigi regular joke, I'm a professional.

And now everyone to change.

I recommend for dinner I want you very elegant.

I actually started a bit sporty.

Tank top and underpants?

How nice this architect.

Fags make me kill with laughter.

All right, then all formal less Christian justified.

Thanks, Barbara.

- Samaritan, go with him to the cabin. - Yes, Mom.

Goodbye.

See you later.

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If we sink, I have the rescue donut ready.

Joke, a joke.

Wow, but it's more than a quarter of an hour.

Here I am with you.

Sorry I'm late, but I had problems with the toilet.

- But where is he? I couldn't find it. - You are used to the boat.

- We can sit down, it's ready at the table. - Well, I'm very hungry.

How do we manage? Nice versus unpleasant?

Here on my right and Gian Luigi in our midst.

No?

No.

It is not done.

But who did you take me for?

Well, ready to receive the twine.

No, no spaghetti tonight.

We have escargot de mar and creole scampi.

Creole style.

Creole style.

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He will be in the middle of some sea to be a fanatic.

These escargots are excellent.

On board we have the former chef from Niarcos.

By the way, is old Stavro always with Marina?

Certainly. They photographed them last ..

... week off Crete. - The attitude was affectionate.

Strange, I thought he got tired and was aiming for Ira.

But for heaven's sake.

Ira, after Ranieri, got mad at a bullfighter down ..

... to Malaga.

A hot summer in installments is expected.

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Reliable source says that in the circles of Marbella we speak ..

..already a happy event.

What are you watching?

How good. How come you know all this gossip?

Buy Novella 2000 every week.

Have another laugh.

Have you ever ended up in one of those magazines?

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Then I am a very reserved one.

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Did you know that prawns are aphrodisiacs?

Yes, but they are also very heavy.

Are they reproached you?

I don't understand.

Do they recur to you?

Do you see them again?

No, prawns excite me to death.

- Here's the canary. - Thanks, Cristiano.

- I haven't digested anything. - It must have been the prawns. You..

... I told you they are being reproached. - Of course.

Stop. The moon is reflected right in your eyes.

How beautiful you are now.

Weren't you of difficult tastes? From Carolina di ..

..Monaco up.

In fact, he beat Carolina 6-0 6-0.

Maybe. You knew how bad I feel instead.

I am in a period of great crisis.

Luckily you're here, at least you make me laugh.

Rice is the appetizer.

Now comes the main course.

No, come on, and then it annoys me in front of the others.

But nobody sees us.

All right, go down to the cabin.

Maybe I'll join you later.

I want you immensely. You got inside me.

I am swollen with love. I'm going to prepare the battlefield.

What a catch. When I show up in Porto Rotondo ..

... with that, friends sing the hymn of Mameli.

Paralysis occurs.

I'm still under the effect of scampi.

- I'm all hot. - Go away, but who called you?

You responded to my little foot with stallion's enthusiasm.

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If you don't leave right away, I'll crush everything else.

You sons of pope are all the same.

Spoiled and fickle.

Anyway, just kill me, but I'm not giving up.

And let's go. And let's go.

Cristiano.

Believe me, she was the one who sneaked in.

Listen from platform 1 a terrible pizza is about to leave.

What, do you want to beat me?

I'll make that big face compact.

But remember that those who despise buy.

Don't think about it at all. Rather than buying you ..

... I throw myself on that fagot architect.

And eradicate. You are a dinghy, you lack the oars.

If you grow a beard you look like Pavarotti. And go away.

Damn.

A moment.

Grazia.

- Good morning. - Hello. - Goodmorning everyone.

Why is the little Turquoise missing?

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You have read? It says your group has lost in ..

... Bag 95 points compared to yesterday. - And who cares.

- Hi, Turquoise. - I'm not talking to you. Shame on you.

You're cruel. Allow me to explain to you, to redeem myself.

Do you think I make myself a monster like that?

It was she who was undermining this hunk.

Turquoise, I suffer. You for me are a ...

Mignottone!

- Turquoise! - Hello.

Hi Luca.

I heard your boy friend just dumped you.

If you are at the shot, remember that I am here.

Nice mignottone that you are nothing else.

But how dare you?

Imagine we've been friends for 20 years.

It's a life that has been trying, but it has always gone blank.

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No, it's Cristiano Gardini.

Ah, hello, I know Osanna very well.

- My cousin. - Nice mignottone too.

What do you do? Come and take a bath with us in Mordorio?

- Do you want? - Better than a kick in the balls.

We come.

You have fairytale skin. Looks like a suede moccasin.

- What a comparison. - I'm obsessed with shoes.

Remember, to judge a person, look at their shoes.

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War trophy.

Cut it out!

Come on, Turquoise, let us see if they dropped.

Christian, help me.

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But which Caesar are you wrong.

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< Cesare!

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What are you doing?

Christian, where are you going?

I tell you it was him.

Yet? You are wrong.

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Crew, do you see it? It's by Turchese De Benedetti, touch ..

..to believe.

Guys, look it's a war trophy.

If you don't give it back to me, I'll drown you.

Drop the bone, give it back up.

Where have you been? Coward.

Lightning attack of puppet.

I still have the cold sweat on my forehead.

The truth is, you shit underneath in front of me.

And let's go.

Do you see this? A terrible pizza is about to leave from platform 1.

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Here go and collect it.

- The costume. - Thanks, Cristiano.

Turquoise, when I see you I'm always at noon.

< Cesare!

Here we go again with the sweat. Sorry, the fault of Niarcos scampi.

- Yes, go. - They can kill him.

- Stop it, it's not him. - Maybe you're right, I didn't see right.

I guess you were really wrong.

Do you think they make that artichoke go up there?

- How? - Exquisite, and yours? - Good.

Won't all these prawns hurt you with dysentery?

These mica are from Niarcos.

- Can you get me two more? - There is no more, he ate them ..

..all her.

Come on, stop eating, let's go shopping in Porto Cervo?

- Come on, Luca, will you take us? - Okay, but only until 7pm which then ..

..we have poker at Sporting. - Yes, yes, perfect.

To the.

Hey, the bill.

Do you. Are you or are you not the richest of all?

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It's these cocks.

Damn.

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- What do I do, fan? - No, I'm quitting.

- Me too. - Do you have too much ass to go crazy?

Ass? 25 years that I have not lost a game, it is always ass.

Come on, come on, let's do the math.

So that's 5 million and 400 tu.

3.5 million him, 7 million and 9 the dry neck and 11.8 this.

But what are you a computer?

I always have everything in my head so I know how far I can get out of balance.

If you want cash, I have a commitment for dinner.

But do you think I'm running around with 5 million?

I hunted the cash at the restaurant.

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- Here. - Here.

What a refinement.

< A Cristiano Gardini.

To Cristiano Gardini.

In Gardi, I don't know where you are, but I just made you win 28.6 million

- It always rains in the wet, let us kill you. - He's crazy.

But what are you doing, throw them away?

We joked.

I saw you a little tense, rebate.

You understand, I have pardoned them. What do you want to be 28 million?

Late in the evening the two young offspring of high finance ..

... they were seen disappearing in the boat where they crowned their ..

...love dream. Turquoise let's go ...

Wonderful.

It is beautiful, but who knows how much it costs.

Not much, 50 million.

A booger.

You say I'm the light of your eyes, prove it to me.

And what can I show you with the necklace?

- Oh God. - Dearest dear.

- Hi Dolly. - Nice to see you again.

Do you know my friend Gardini? Princess Caracciolo.

- Pleasure. - Gardini, from Verona if I'm not mistaken.

- Yes. - Nice to meet you. - My pleasure.

- Allora has dopo. - Goodbye.

Baby doll? But how is an old woman.

And don't change the subject.

- Do you still think about the necklace? - Yes. - I'll buy it for you tomorrow.

- Let's go back to the boat. - I still want some coffee.

It's the eighth you take. Then stay up all night ..

... with ball eyes.

Why do you want to sleep tonight?

No, but what does it have to do with it.

I just want to pamper you a little.

- Away from everyone. - It's only one o'clock, the night is long and then ..

... I want to talk about us, about our future, about ours ..

... programs, of our children. - Yup.

Let's go back to the boat.

We have everything planned.

There isn't a second in the next 30 years that I don't know.

- Come on, let's go up. - You are wrong.

We haven't talked about our children's names yet.

- Let's talk about. - And let's talk about it.

I want 7, each with their own nanny, 5 girls and 2 boys.

Shall we make a soccer team?

I will call the females: Priscilla, Elettra, Violante ..

..Beatrice and Olimpia. - I like them. And the males?

For males it is increasingly difficult. I like it enough..

..Massimiliano and then ..

... Poldino. - I must say that I don't like Poldino.

- Poldino. - I understand, but it does not encroach on me.

It is more suitable for a dog.

- Poldino, you here? (SPEAK IN ENGLISH)

(THEY SPEAK IN ENGLISH)

(THEY SPEAK IN ENGLISH)

< Oh Poldino. It's wonderful.

(THEY SPEAK IN ENGLISH)

- I love you. - I love you too.

But how? And I?

What do you?

Weekends, weddings, children.

Do them with another one, I already have my Poldino.

- Terrible whiteness. - So, he stood you up.

- But who is that long long brush? - That one?

E' Leopoldo Bentley.

- Relative? - Relative? Son and only heir.

You are a fly shit in comparison.

In front of the heavy mark I surrender.

Gardini. Christian, come.

Good evening.

Sit down with us.

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How come all alone?

Accident on the way, I crossed a Mercedes.

Hush hush, look how wonderful.

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Encyclopedia stuff. Endangered animals.

Yes, he just misses the word.

The word.

Hood! To the!

No no, they speak, unfortunately they speak.

Ao, beautiful hair!

Waiter, sorry, can you bring us two beers?

Please, look, will they be clerks or plumbers?

If it were up to me here in Sardinia ..

..for some people I would put the quarantine.

Those are people who ruin Italy.

For me they should all be burned.

Well burned ...

Alive.

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Those who have no class have no class.

Class.

And you will have the class.

That one has to give you a gift of 50 million to get you.

With 50 million if I like I wear the best ones ..

... whores from here to Beijing.

But Cristiano, rest assured, they're watching us.

I moderate a couple of balls. And my name is not Gardini ..

... my name is Proietti and I am proud of it.

I understood immediately that you were one.

I also knew right away that you were a fag.

But how dare you?

Shut up, that you and your husband just to have a Gardini on the ..

... boat you would have been on all fours.

But I have her arrested, you know?

Fracicone, and get out of my way.

Guys, let me know that the mandrill returns.

See who is there. Caesar, where were you now?

I'll explain later.

But won't you introduce me?

- I'm Debora. - I'm Samantha.

- I'm Brigitta. - Nice names. I want to remember them when ..

... I will have daughters.

Let's go dancing.

Okay, but worse for you, I have a hip hip game that ..

... one risks getting pregnant. Joke!

- Then we go. - Here we go.

- Hey, don't touch me because it bothers me. - Does it bother me?

Now you see what I'm doing at the disco. On the lenses are ..

... worse than leggings.

Gardini, let's all go for a drink. Are you one of us?

To Bamboli, but go and take it in the ass!

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(SINGING) No Vasco no Vasco I'm not falling for it ...

Hey there, drunkards.

So how did it go?

Struck.

There are also the initials. Money out.

Roby, a group of whites, pay them as usual.

Wine.

Wine.

Did you know that wine is now out of fashion?

Provincial.

But who said 'this bullshit, Mr. Wuhrer?

Nowadays a young man who cares about his physique, his ..

..place of the wine is a cocktail of ecological stuff.

Yes, good but here have we all gone stupid?

Instead of spaghetti they make us eat seaweed.

Spinach juices instead of wine.

... we miss that the hottie goes out of fashion and we all become fags.

You named her here she is, look at her.

Lust.

Jessica Rabbit in flesh and blood.

Madonna that cool.

It sucks so much it is exaggerated.

It will have at least one meter and ninety of thighs.

And half a ton of boobs. How I would do it, how I would do it.

Are you done with these monates? When are we going to be serious?

Robert.

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Why impossible?

You just ask me.

You are an employee of the husband.

Okay, what does that mean.

It won't be a problem.

If I want I can do it.

Ma va 'in mona.

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Sorry, but if Roger Rabbit, who is a rabbit, did it too ..

... shouldn't I be able to do it as a bull? - Let it bet?

Let it bet.

No, let me understand, that is, let's bet ..

... that I take Mrs. Michela to bed ..

... wife of my general manager?

Sure.

A Prosecco as usual.

Okay, let's make a champagne, I want to spoil myself.

A million.

A million?

I accept.

I'm counting on me.

Ehi, Robert!

Do you know what the difference is between you and the Rabbit Rabbit?

- We feel. - He is a cartoon, you are a jerk.

Do you know what?

It's not up to you that they draw you like that.

You are such an asshole. Hello.

I don't have time, I don't have time.

I recommend home immediately.

- I'll call you in half an hour. - Commands, Gino.

Goes down?

Yes thanks.

But what does it do?

I stopped the elevator.

And why?

Why do I have to talk to her.

What, sorry?

Her.

Michele Parodi. 21 years.

Born in Varazze, of petty bourgeois extraction, not to mention ..

..proletarian. Former worker of the Sauli company.

One day she is noticed by the general manager and his ..

..life changes from so to so.

Marries.

Become one of the richest women in town.

Furs, jewels, villa with swimming pool, large cars ..

... displacement, however ..

... there is something missing.

The sex ... sex!

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... the lift stops, and Michela instantly makes 13.

She met a young man who without false modesty ..

... I would dare to define: very nice, discretion to ..

... very high levels, reliable as a ..

..Mercedes, body of a beast, no emotional involvement.

Which proposes her to operate in secret giving her a maximum ..

... and lust guaranteed.

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Seeing is believing.

- Ended? - Yup.

This is also expected, no problem.

Think about it calmly, if you think about it, call me back.

My number is not on the list.

After you, madam, take a seat.

(SING IN ENGLISH)

(SINGING) Taste of Sauli. - What are you doing?

I was rehearsing the latest slogan for private.

Flavor of pandoro, sings Gino Sauli.

A shit?

No anzi.

Very strong.

Really?

I take care of her, Marcolin.

You will make a career in here.

There is an air of promotion around.

Thank you.

Accountant Franchetti, remind me to re-examine the remuneration ..

... of Marcolin.

- Definitely, director. - Smart, young man.

- Thank you, Mr. Director. - And you don't let me down, huh?

No, no, Mr. Director. Commands.

What a dear person.

But his wife still fucks him.

(RING THE PHONE)

Yup.

(PHONE) He's leaving. He's leaving.

Who is it that is leaving?

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My husband goes to America.

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But now he has to go to Los Angeles, we have little time.

How little time? Be more precise. Hours minutes and seconds.

Practically the duration of the Milan-Los Angeles flight.

Yes, from tomorrow he will start bombarding me with phone calls again.

...control. - And how long does the flight last?

Approximately 18 hours. Very few.

Very few? In 18 hours I make her do the 6 days.

- Am I coming to you? (PHONE) Isn't he crazy? Never from me.

- Then she comes to me. (PHONE) But is he crazy?

(PHONE) If they saw me? Let alone.

In the city they are waiting for nothing else. I can't risk them seeing me.

I'll pick you up right away with my car.

I've already discovered it all.

We fly out of town, I know a place.

But is he crazy?

They would also recognize his car in Pordenone.

Look, get one at the car rental in Piazza Bra.

And wait for me there, I'll get back to you.

- These are the documents. - Yes. - These are the keys. - Yup.

- And that's the car. - Thank you.

- < Ehi. - Ehi.

Ciao.

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Come on, hurry up they see us.

O Madonna!

The nun of Monza. Praised be Jesus Christ.

Vada vada!

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How had her husband dressed, like the Totip friar?

But has anyone seen us, are they chasing us?

Don't worry, we haven't robbed a bank.

I have tremendous anxiety.

- Where are you taking me? - Trust me. It is not the first time that ..

... I am in a general situation.

I am an adultery practitioner.

No problem.

Don't be a fanatic.

- Where are you taking me? - In a safe place.

What degree of security?

Where we're going, he wouldn't even find us Derrick.

- Why is Derrick following us? - But no, I was joking.

Then shut up, don't shake me.

At this hour the mona is taking off.

Instead we land in 15 minutes.

But is it to be trusted?

They have just opened it, we are practically inaugurating it.

Hey, old whorehouse.

Accountant Franchetti.

Just reopened and you already zac.

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This is Mrs. Luana.

Restless housewife from Rovigo.

Pleasure.

And you with which pig did you introduce yourself?

Who is it?

Sister Lisetta, my cousin.

What lust.

What did you understand? I accompanied her to the sanctuary of the ..

..Carmine, but we are lost. - The sanctuary is near Udine.

Here we are on the Garda.

I told you in Bussolengo to turn left.

Thanks, Franchetti, thanks.

Treats to the pig ... to Mrs. ... alla Luana.

Hello, hello, congratulations.

Take me home right away.

I knew, I didn't have to accept his proposal.

Be calm, be calm.

We reason. The mona is already flying over the white cliffs ..

... of Dover. We have already done 50 km.

What we want to do?

Here is a place exclusively frequented by Germans.

Are we going there?

All right.

The only risk is that we find Derrick.

So this Derrick follows us.

No, no, I joked, I joked.

Please. Damn me and Derrick.

< Ah!

Bad luck is like the postman, it always rings 2 times.

But you will see that at the third we go smoothly.

I don't want to sound boring, but let's take precautions.

We stop in Sirmione and rent a new car ..

... to sidetrack the enemy?

Maybe that's too much.

The important thing is that we go away from my husband's fiefdom.

Yes, we could throw ourselves towards Taormina.

But we only have 12 hours left.

00:43:01,239
We have trespassed.

Take out your passport and get ready at 1000 and 1 night.

- Aaah! - What's up? Ah!

Ah!

Of course that to us "a quiet weekend of fear" makes us a blowjob

Calm calm.

Where are we?

In Bergamo.

We will have already done 200 km.

It's night.

By now the mona will already be flying over the Atlantic.

Now enough, what do we want to do in the Paris-Dakar?

Okay, but in my opinion we do a whirl.

Ah!

What happens, he had a nightmare?

Don't be stupid, will they give us the room yes or no?

They give us a suite.

And what name did he give me?

Nobody, I gave 100 thousand.

- Room 6032. - Thank you.

On behalf of the hotel staff, I wish you a ..

... wonderful night.

Don't worry, I'll give it my all.

What's all this familiarity with a stranger?

What's wrong with that? He's a hotel porter, he's not stupid.

He understood the situation and cheers for us.

- What did you understand? - Nothing.

That we are away.

Come on like a good girl, go up quickly that I will join you in a minute.

What happens?

Nothing.

I make a final inspection around here just to be calm

Baby.

Bravo, so I like it, caution is never too much.

You check, I'm going up to plug everything.

Yes, good, stage, stage.

After with friends at the bar I uncork.

Stappa stappa stappa stappa sta ... ppa.

Thing? In the room with Michela?

(TELEPHONE) In the room? I am in a suite.

(PHONE) Prepare the money.

Come on, we all know he's a bale counter.

The bale counter is located at the Sheraton Hotel in Bergamo.

Room 6032. Ciao, pandorini.

The creative came up with a new slogan.

When Mr. Sauli is at your table ..

... its director is caught by us.

- Marcolin Roberto. - The mona!

- Mr. Director. - Exactly.

The manager never leaves you alone.

What are you doing here?

Wasn't he on the flight to Los Angeles?

- Now he should be on Nova Scotia. - Don't tell me.

It has been an ordeal since I left.

If you knew what happened to me.

If you knew what happened to me since you left.

- How? - No, say.

Arrival at Milan Malpensa airport, tac the strike is triggered

5 hours locked inside the Jumbo.

Without air conditioning, without food, without being able to smoke.

At a certain moment they decide to download us and tell us ..

.. go to Bergamo, we wait for a new plane .. and instead tac.

A new strike arrives.

This time it is the air traffic controllers of Rome.

But let us kill them.

Come?

- When its needed its needed. - Exactly.

- And now I'm here as a ... - A mona!

- Sorry. - No, no, he's right.

- Yes, yes exactly. - Thank you. - Like a mona.

I'm here like a mona waiting for someone to tell me ..

..if you leave or not.

- It's a nice mess. - It's a tragedy.

But what are you doing here?

- Here? - Eh. - I? - Eh.

Here ... what ...

Don't say it because I already know so much.

- No Yes.

She is away with a beautiful pig.

Maialona.

A lady.

A lady.

With which he trespassed in Lombardy so as not to be ..

..picked by the cuckold husband.

Is it true or not?

If she says so.

Of course I say it, I'm not a mona.

Never said me.

Anyway, don't worry Marcolin, I am a grave.

What is the name of the swine?

What's your name.

What's your name.

- Who? - The swine.

What's your name.

I do not know.

Tell me.

Her name is Luana.

Restless housewife from Rovigo.

Luana.

But wasn't the accountant Franchetti fucking her?

Luckily she is a grave.

Oh, excuse me Marcolin, you're right.

- No, I ran away. - Imagine.

It is that this Luana is a walking legend.

- I'd like to meet you. - For charity. - Why?

- Not his type. - That's what she says.

In fact, why don't you introduce it to me?

- It could always come in handy. - Impossible.

But why impossible?

Ms. Luana is such a little person ..

... shy, very shy. - Oh yes?

What did she tell you?

Will I take you to Bergamo to see Atalanta?

Marcolin!

Go up and call her and we'll have lunch together.

It's an order.

- I have to ... - Go.

- I go. - Go.

Excuse me, director, the strike has been lifted. Let's go.

What an ass! Oh sorry.

No, no, good. Exact.

However, when I come back from Los Angeles, Luana introduces her to me.

I will not miss.

- Director. - Yup?

The important thing is that his wife doesn't know anything.

My wife doesn't even mention her.

My wife is a saint.

Yup.

Santa Permaflex.

The patron saint of the mattress.

- Who is it? - 00:49:14,552
- I who? - 00:49:21,316
(CANTICCHIA 9 1/2 WEEKS)

But what does it do? Come in soon.

What is he doing there dazed?

I admire.

Help me barricade this door.

We are in Bergamo, we are not at the 5 days of Milan.

Ah!

Ah!

Be calm, be calm.

O Madonna!

Let's not panic.

- Here take these. - No.

Oh good huh?

Maybe he's right, I'm exaggerating with guilt.

There is no danger, he is far away, he is above the ocean.

Eh!

Brava, here.

Do like Griffith.

Neuro-vegetative relaxation.

What does it do?

Nothing, I'm in the approach phase.

I'll be petting in a little while.

But I have a heart that beats me at 1000.

I'm sick, I'm shaking all over and I'm nervous

Leave it to me.

Before working with Mr. Sauli I was with Mr. Bonomelli.

Please, Marcolin, I'm nervous.

Ok, ok, now let's create some atmosphere.

Maybe it's the light that bothers her.

Now I tune in to Videomusic.

So we create the musical feeling.

Bravo.

Music excites me madly.

It catches me too.

(TV) Mr. Sauli never leaves you alone.

- Ah! - Ah!

This is not an advertisement for a pandoro.

It's the trailer for '' The House IV ''.

No, no, nothing, nothing.

Past, past.

All right, I'll take a hot bath.

It will relax me.

Meanwhile, she undresses.

Calmly.

Very calm.

(THEY PLAY ON THE INTERCOM)

Nothing, don't worry, I ordered the champagnino.

Go ahead, do it.

< Marcolin!

00:52:06,914
00:52:13,910
Is Marcolin in the bathroom?

No.

- Excuse me. - Flight cancelled.

We leave tomorrow morning at 7.30.

I have to spend the night here.

- Here? - But not here.

They gave me the next room.

While I'm here, I take the opportunity, I'll call my wife.

No!

- No. - Why not?

Why.

- Why? - Why.

Excuse me, you're here alone, aren't you?

His wife believes her in flight.

Why don't we take advantage of it?

- But how? - The goalkeepers.

They always have an agenda from which some pigs come out.

It's true.

So why bother the sleeping dog.

Why?

About pork.

Where is La Luana?

Where is it?

- Where is it? - Who?

- La Luana. - Where is it?

- In the bathroom? - No.

- So who is there? - Where is it? - In the bathroom. - La Luana.

The Luana, the Luana. Indeed, I would be on the final countdown.

If I could be alone. You understand me, Gino.

- Sure. In fact, I'm sorry for my invasion. - Nothing.

But please, Marcolin.

- Yup? - Hold up the company flag.

It will be tough.

No.

Marcolin.

Let me take a peek at it, so I get a little high.

No, the peek no.

Don't be mona.

I?

Marcolin, it's an order.

Ma!

Ma!

Ma!

Ma!

Magnificent.

Fantastic.

What a great ass!

Wonderful!

Looks like my wife's.

Don't even say this as a joke.

Marcolin.

I'm gassed to the max.

Beautiful.

Run down to the night porter for help.

What does he do?

Do you think the director of the Sauli is disgusting himself like this?

He has, has ...

The request, my dear Marcolin ..

... now she's going to do it for me.

I?

But director, I'm on the launch pad.

And who cares.

And then she is also on the launch pad in the company.

Marcolin.

If she brings an ass like that to my room ..

... I make it become ...

Vice president.

Let's not exaggerate.

No, let's exaggerate.

Camera?

Let me take control of the situation and take them to your room ..

..Messalina disguised as Cicciolina.

The maximum. Come director.

Do not worry. I'll take care of it, director, I'll take care of it.

I'll handle that.

I'll handle that.

I'll handle that.

I'll handle that.

00:55:33,993
- 00:55:35,036
... this shower.

I see.

She was absolutely right.

All my fears. What could happen to us?

If I tell her what could happen to us ..

... the desire to cheat on her husband passes away until 2090.

Stupid, now he's making fun of me.

No, look, now I have a little anguish about me.

I don't know, career, Messalina Cicciolina.

Excuse me, I have to go.

But where does it go?

Where I go?

It occurred to me that I left the lights on.

00:56:24,595
Yes, but at this time where can I fix an available one?

Excuse me don't they call them fireflies?

Then they will go around at night, otherwise they were wasps.

- 00:56:35,077
So what night porter are you?

Come on, be good, take out your blanket diary.

00:56:45,952
Let's see if her memory comes back.

- I remember everything. - He saw?

I remember I lost the diary.

O Madonna!

We can fix it.

Here it is.

Do they put them in the Yellow Pages in Bergamo?

But no, the street guide isn't it? Here it is.

Here you see? Liberty Avenue.

Here he will see fires. It is a truck driver's paradise.

Ask for Moira.

- But is it a fair one? - Eh.

They call it the tipper tiger.

I understand.

Hey, how much do you want?

But go mona, fennel, go away, culattone.

But.

How is it, right?

Yes, yes, that's right.

Miss Moira, the tipper tiger?

What are you Chinese?

No, I'm from Verona.

Is.

Look, I have a nice client for you.

Come on, come on, you made 13 tonight.

No, I've already done 15 tonight and now I'm going to sleep.

No, wait, you can't ruin me.

Come on, tiger, you say a figure and I exaggerate.

200.000.

- All right. - Half an hour.

And all night?

A million!

All right, come on.

Awarded.

If you behave well I know that you can also remedy some Pandoro.

- And no nougat? - Really.

But where the hell did that idiot go?

Oh my mona's car.

Michela!

What are you doing here?

I heard about the cancellation of the flight and I rushed.

I couldn't sleep thinking you were a few miles away from me.

Here we go.

- Hi, Happy. - Hi, Moira. Mr. Marcolin, where are you going?

I need the lady's papers.

How the documents?

It's Moira, the tipper tiger.

He also greeted her.

Documents or not you climb.

Here is the passport.

Thank you.

Here if I don't finish, I miss the 13th.

Tiger at work.

Meet Moira, the Carol Alt from lower Bergamo.

This shower did me good.

Oh God!

Marcolin, this is my wife.

- Pleasure. - 01:00:08,111
Way.

Do you need anything?

Me and my lady ..

... we would go to sleep.

No, we don't need anything. I'll take care of him. Think of your lady.

I will not miss.

Moira plus Luana. Blessed are you, Marcolin.

But go to money and Luana.

Listen, I'm with you and Luana is not doing a damn thing.

And then I got really bored.

Bring out the million, otherwise I'll give you a mess that you go to ..

... end up on the front page.

Look, I start screaming.

- I'm gonna scream. - Okay, quiet, calm down.

My sacrifice.

Pay.

Listen, I pay, but you ..

... since you're here.

Half an hour.

If you can.

I turn you over properly.

If the truckers know that I gave you a pumpkin for half an hour.

They wait for me in Ronco Bilaccio and put me under 50 trucks.

(TOGETHER) Mona mona mona.

It is identical to Michela.

As such.

Oh my God, morality.

Worse, friends from the bar.

(TOGETHER) Mona, mona.

Pay, Pay. - I pay, I pay.

I pay, I pay, here.

01:01:52,110
If I took a Concorde I spent less.

We are waiting for you in the car.

- Hello. - Yes, bye.

At home, Giovanni.

I would really know a place.

- What if Derrick chases us? - No, Derrick no.

< No, Derrick no!

Have fun in Rome.

Do you want to stop?

Do you want to stop?

You don't have to name that city.

You know I feel bad.

Do you know or not?

Say one more thing.

01:03:15,510
The only time, I say the only time I decide to follow Milan.

Away.

Do you have to ruin my day?

Come on, I'm sorry.

I know you didn't do it on purpose.

Now go to the lake, drive slowly, please.

- Go Milan! - Come on, come on, come on, we'll win, we'll win!

Hi Van, hi Basten.

Ugh, but dad we are called Pietro and Paolo.

For the registry.

But for me you are Van and Basten, my idol.

Keep santino.

Hello, cipollini.

Hello, Silvio.

Stop calling me Silvio.

Remember that being named after our president is an honor.

You don't understand anything.

Best wishes!

Let's go well.

Then! But what is there still now?

- It will not start. - Here I knew.

Let's start well, really a beautiful day, come on, come on.

Put the third, go with the third.

Hello, children, hello, goodbye.

- Goodmorning doctor. - 'Day accountant, where are you going?

I was going to Ro ... er.

- Milan follows. - Milan? Bravo too.

- Do you know that I thought you were an Inter fan? - Eh interista.

Milanista!

- Maybe that's why he never promotes me. - What if ...

... you are one of my best employees. - Ah thanks.

Given the opportunity, I would like to ask you for a raise.

- Bravo, see you on the plane. - All right.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

You know, it's not the usual North-South, South-North rivalry.

Absolutely not.

I hate the capital.

It's stronger than me.

I hate her.

When I went to school I cheered Hannibal.

- Mr. Carlo Verdone. - Yup?

- Smoking or non-smoking? - Non-Smoking.

But how come?

If I've never smoked in my life what is my fault?

Sooner or later I will learn.

Good morning. Track!

Excuse me, father, it will also be the eternal city, but I am there for a few hours.

- I go enjoy and come back. - Oh Lord.

But why don't you see the match on TV?

Because when Gullit shoots him in the V vault ..

... I want to see Viola's purple face.

But she is worse than an ultra.

No, I'm for non-violence.

Do you know what I dreamed of tonight?

That I was Nero and I was setting the Capitol on fire.

Think geese, think geese.

(SPEAKER) We inform passengers that the flight to ...

... Ciampino was suspended due to a strike ..

... of ground staff in Rome.

But how, but how?

But then we don't leave anymore.

What do I do now, can I no longer follow Milan?

Can't I see Milan anymore? You help me.

- Father, give me a hand. - Get a rental car.

Is it possible with the rental car?

- God bless you, father. Thank you. - What a strange guy.

This is the booklet. She is lucky.

We were dry.

But a little while ago a customer from Verona returned it to us.

And Our Lady!

What is it, is she sick?

- What is this here, what is it? - The license plate.

You tear it away, you tear it away.

But what he says?

To me this plaque is like kryptonite to Nembo Kid.

I lack the strength.

Oh God!

I don't know what to tell you if it's for luck to rent mine.

Really?

Tell me what car is it?

Is that.

Giallorossi?

Come on, walk, out of the bales up, please, up.

01:07:09,233
O my beautiful little Madonna.

That you shine from afar.

The radio, the radio, come on I hear the sports news.

(RADIO) For the Sport preview, the latest news between Rome and Milan.

Olé.

(RADIO) Bad news in the Giallorossi home.

(RADIO) Manfredonia is still disqualified. Roma will send ..

... many spring boys on the pitch. - How I enjoy!

Holy shit.

Libidine is fine, but I was doing a frontal.

Rag. Verdone, respect the limits, but above all, tie your belts.

Keep calm.

01:08:09,797
I almost almost pull them up. Yes, I pull them up I make the trip together

You are welcome.

Go up, go up.

I'll take you to the stadium.

- Ao. - Mortacci yours and this great son of a whore.

You are welcome?

I said kill her and this son of a whore.

I will..

... aren't you Milanese?

No, we are Romans from Rome.

01:08:57,072
Otherwise we mounted with the cock.

But the scarves?

Milan scarves?

These are the spoils of war of the last Milan-Roma in San Siro

Do you know how much scarves and hats cost us?

Do you know how much?

3 months in jail to us.

01:09:18,831
..2 broken fingers and 4 fractured ribs.

A squeeze of blood!

Mortacci them! It's like the keg. Buy 2 Get 4.

Necessary.

So you ..

..you get out of jail? - Yes.

Destiny would have it that they dissolved us today.

Return day of the Roma-Milan match. Let's go to Rome.

Do you know what we do to those bastards of the Milan Club?

Let us kill them.

And of those who do not tell them.

Mortacci them!

A thing, but aren't you going to Rome to cheer on Milan?

You speak so strange.

I?

No.

What are you kidding? What are you really kidding?

Come on, he also has a car with a license plate in Rome.

You say huh?

Yes, that is, I'm from Milan, right?

But I'm a wolf.

See what a tool! A Milanese who supports Rome. Gagliardo.

- You're really cool. - You're too strong.

- Give me 5, I'm Romulus. - Ouch.

Very pleased, Remo.

Over there.

My name is Carlo Verdone accountant.

(TOGETHER) Like the actor.

You are too strong.

01:10:44,476
01:10:47,430
01:10:49,433
What am I doing?

No, you take care of it.

No, guys let's not be recognized, come on.

Take out the jack and smash his head. Open it in 2.

- No, the boss no. - 01:11:04,238
Tonight when you go back come back here we uncork ..

... a bottle in the face of the Root.

But I'm going to kill him.

Good, I'll take care of it, I'll take care of it.

You fool! Deficient!

What is this confidence? Think about your work, listen to Green Wave

Dumb face!

(TOGETHER) Rome Rome Rome.

I painted you.

Aho, .. the heart of this city ...

Yellow like the sun and red like my heart.

Goodnight, core of this city.

- Rome Rome Rome. - Another verse.

Core de 'sta city.

Don't you sing the magical Rome anthem of the Scudetto?

- Come on. - I'm out of tune, I'm worse than Califano.

What are we in San Remo? Come on, sing.

But then I don't know the words, I'm not capable.

Okay, then let's do ... Thanks Rome ...

- Thanks Rome, no I'm sorry. - How Thanks Rome no?

- No, Thanks Rome I don't sing it. - What do you mean?

- Nothing. - Look ahead we are going to cross.

- What would you say? - And sing!

Since Grazie Roma is a delicate song.

Come on sing, sing.

Okay, I sing?

- A song. - Come on, get it over with and sing us this song.

(SINGING) Ciripiripi plays the chick.

(SINGING) Here here here here the goose.

Don't break my balls and sing a Roman song.

Roman song!

I'll tell you which one you have to sing.

- That of Rugantino. - Yup.

Rome, don't be stupid tonight. Come on, sing. Careful.

Yup.

Ah that one I know.

I remember it.

Ao but are you kidding us? Are you dumb? Come on!

You have to make yourself heard!

All right.

Ostia don't be stupid ...

Rome! Rome!

Rome don't be stupid tonight.

(SINGING) Rome don't be stupid tonight.

- Give me a hand to make them say yes. - What are you doing, are you crying?

Poverello, he was moved.

(TOGETHER) The brighter you have.

(TOGETHER) And a friccico de Luna.

Alt! Starboard enemy.

01:13:30,509
- Prepare for boarding. - Which boarding?

Make a nice embroidery on this bastard, come on.

But to whom in the Milanese?

- I believe you. - What if he doesn't accept the joke? - What the fuck do you care.

Now he is offended, take a look.

Accelerate and pull over to the right.

I accelerate and go right. But you can't, it's forbidden.

- It can be done. (TOGETHER) It can be done. Yes it can.

But what do I do to him then?

You do the whole side of it, take it away.

- All? - All.

- All all? - All.

Okay, let's do it all, who cares, let's do it all.

Ao the nail on the left.

To the left.

Will you keep it for me for a moment?

Come on, I keep you.

Hurry up, hurry up.

- We'll do it. - Come on.

01:14:18,119
(TOGETHER) Milan Milan fuck you.

(TOGETHER) Milan Milan fuck you.

(TOGETHER) Milan Milan fuck you.

But accountant Verdone.

- The boss. - The head fan?

The head of the office.

Now you see when I go to Milan I make the end of ..

... comm. Cattani. Taratatatata. Papapapam. It's over, it's over.

What the fuck are you saying?

What are you stupid?

Yes, I'm stupid, you saw, you saw.

I made a good scar, I did.

When I go back to Milan he says: '' Did you do the scar? '' Yes me.

- Because I'm a wolf cub. - Sure.

- I'm a wolf cub. - We are people of courage.

We are people of courage, indeed.

- Mythical. - Come on, come on, walk, walk.

- You're great. - Mythical mythical mythical.

(Together) Alé oo.

- Ao but how the fuck are you driving? - And what do I know.

- Did you touch anything? - Yes, no, no that is.

- Pull over. - Now pull over, pull over.

01:16:06,596
Journey over, it must be the electrical wires.

What bad luck, huh?

What an ass, I'm an auto electrician.

No!

As an auto electrician?

That is to say of those who play at home with candles and wires ...

Electric car electrician own, in 2 minutes we leave.

No!

(TOGETHER) Yes!

Let's open this hood.

What an ass we got.

What an ass, what luck, I was worried.

True electrician, what an ass we had, what an ass.

Here we are.

Yup.

Where the fuck did he go?

It doesn't fit anymore

Tip.

But where are you looking under the car?

Ao and this is gone.

Yuu I did it. I've done it.

Those 2 idiotic faces.

I did it, sir!

Friendly driver.

Friendly driver.

Hear something.

Wait a minute, we're not on track.

Stop, stop.

Wait for me to arrive.

Wait.

Wait a moment. Lord!

Wait.

Stop the bus. Stop.

Here Tyson, here Tyson, come on Red Fox.

This is Tyson, come on Red Fox.

(SHED) Red Fox. Stay on top, Tyson.

(SHED) You have entered the area of the gang of trucks.

(SHELTER) Yesterday they made two buckets. Over.

Don't worry, I have a nice little present here.

Excuse me, sir.

He broke my melon.

01:17:52,310
The electrician.

What have you done, crazy!

Milan branded.

Rossoneri upholstery.

I haven't seen it anymore.

I'll kill him.

I'll kill him.

I'll kill him. Yes I'll kill him.

(TOGETHER) Terrible.

His Mortacci.

I'm all stiff, ao.

01:18:24,957
Ao I'm going to have a nice beer.

What are you stupid, let's change the water to the fish first, right?

Yes good.

Ao, what are you doing?

I'm here, I'm here. You go away.

Don't worry, I take care of everything, go, go.

Guys, they stole the keys.

Here they are.

I knew they screwed me, I knew it.

Long live Milan, long live Milan.

E dammele.

- Thank you. - Where are you going.

You're always playing jokes.

Beautiful! You are beautiful!

Ao, where are you going? But don't you change the water to the bird?

- Come on, come on. - You don't shit, you don't piss, you don't fart.

What's on your bladder, a cobblestone?

No, now I do too. I take a piss ...

Flooding the whole Tiber.

What are you doing?

- 01:20:21,395
- No, no, what are you doing? - I'll choke you.

Help!

Help, guys.

Help me, please.

Help me disappear. Do not throw the water, do not throw the water

01:20:49,512
- Do you feel better now? - Yes thanks.

You saved my life, thank goodness you didn't flush the water.

There was a snap.

What are you doing?

Proletarian spending, don't you see?

Are you crazy? Can not be done.

Get something yourself. Come on.

Here we go, let's go, let's go.

Ao, you're crazy, but we don't have to go to the beach, you know?

- Come on, tié. - What do you want to do? I don't want to finish ..

... to Asinara, sorry. No, no, no.

If they stop you, go straight to the ball with a kick.

- Get on the counter and go to the car. - Which car?

- Our one, which one. - Ours, yes.

- If anyone sees us? I don't know, I'd rather ... - 01:21:22,314
What is he doing?

What is he doing, is he stealing?

If you talk, I bite you in the neck that I drink your blood like a ..

..panther. - You have to be careful otherwise I'll stick out your tongue ..

... and I cut it all into small pieces and small pieces.

And I give it to my mother to dress the amatriciana. I got it?

Toh.

Terrible, terrible.

Kill what a subject you are.

Enough, enough, let's take something else.

(TOGETHER) Milan champions, the lions' den.

(TOGETHER) Milan champions, the lions' den.

- 01:22:05,358
01:22:06,396
Dai.

01:22:08,550
01:22:17,874
We have these.

And she?

Do you have any ice cream?

01:22:26,152
Mortacci them.

01:22:38,955
When I see them, my blood boils.

Are you feeling 3 against 50?

Sure.

It will be a health walk.

I suck out his varicose veins.

You are really strong.

You from there and I from here.

- Mena huh? - Don't worry that less.

You will see how less.

I just lead, but lead.

Other than 3 against 50.

2 against 51.

Dumb face.

Long live Milan.

Long live Milan. AC Milan.

We'll show it to them.

- Carlo. - Who is it? What's up?

Let's break his ass!

Wait a moment.

Don't do that, let's deal diplomatically.

01:23:30,590
Good, big head, that those are lying there.

We are friends, we are friends, don't be like that.

- Who is this here? - Take this.

Your mortacci!

Your mortacci!

Escape! Think about mom.

We are friends. I'm from Milan. Go away el ciap.

Go away el ciap. Go away el ciap.

I've done it. Thank God I did it.

Thank God I did it. Thank you.

I am free.

I am free.

Free free.

I was rolling over, I was rolling over.

But I did it, I fly to the stadium.

Flight to the stadium.

(TOGETHER) Fly! Fly, Carletto fly!

(TOGETHER) The curve falls in love. Carletto flies!

You again, you again.

(TOGETHER) Irreducible.

(POLICE SIRENS)

The madame!

We are made. Holy shit.

On the other hand.

They stop us, they stop us.

Ao, but when are you braking?

< Frena!

Terrible!

You are too strong.

- You're the best. - Your Mortacci, you are terrible.

He didn't seem to be looking at you. Beautiful!

Alè oo.

Here we are. You're welcome, doctor.

Avv. It was a pleasure. We made Milan-Rome a tirade.

Well, well, we have arrived. Do I have a phone? No. You? No.

I'm going straight to Milan, I have to get up in the morning. An effort.

- Goodbye guys. - What are you kidding? What are you doing?

I have to introduce you to the wolves and make you an honorary member of the club.

- Come on. - Is it really necessary? - Come on.

- It is an honor. - The car is parked prohibited.

Come on, you're from Milan and cheer for Roma.

- Don't be modest. - What are you doing, you rebel?

Do you want to stay still or not, do you want to stay still or not?

What do you believe? I enter alone.

Let me fix it.

And they keep pushing. I go alone.

- Ao, but who is this? - Looks like a penguin to me.

Gentlemen.

Good morning. Goodbye, good morning.

Do you like this den?

Who is the interior designer, Ciccio Graziani?

You are also witty.

(TOGETHER) Rome Rome Rome.

(TOGETHER) Rome Rome Rome.

Fedayn got back in time for today's game.

Against the Rossoneri bastards!

(TOGETHER) Hospital! Hospital! Hospital!

And now I present to you a Lombard whore son.

Who has chosen the magical Rome ..

..as a reason for living.

(TOGETHER) Tattoo! Tattoo! Tattoo!

Thank you, you are kind but I can't do it because I have the place at the ..

... stadium, in fact it's already late, I'm going.

You have to see not to be modest!

(TOGETHER) Tattoo! Tattoo! Tattoo!

I cry for joy.

Ao, I've already been in the military.

I have already been in the military, and what is it?

(TOGETHER) You must die! You must die!

I have to die.

I have to die.

- Ragà the Milan fans of the south curve have entered. - Let's load them up.

The order is only one: no prisoners!

Bonnie!

- How do I know? - Terrible!

Mo I go there. The Milanese against the Milanese.

Alone!

Mortacci yours and those who do not tell you.

(TOGETHER) Your Mortacci.

I'll do an ass ..

... don't look at my hands, look at the arms.

I make a squeeze of blood!

(TOGETHER) Terrible!

Kill what a subject!

This one is soaking mad, he has already started the attack.

- Carlo where are you going, come here. - He goes there alone, is he crazy?

Romanari, go via el ciap, long live Milan.

Long live Milan.

Long live Milan, long live Milan.

His Mortacci is a spy, let's go.

Long live Milan, go away el ciap.

- I'm a Milan fan, I'm one of you. - It's that of the Autogrill.

Let's get it!

No, wait, wait a moment.

The Jersey.

Here I am, took off my shirt, did you see?

Holy shit! Holy shit!

They gave me the tattoo.

Massacriamolo!

I romanesi.

The Milanese.

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It's not mine, they gave it to me.

No, the Romanians gave it to me here.

Them, them.

You who are Polish want it.

Otherwise the Milanese or the Genoese. Stop, stop.