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- One, two, three.
Up, up, up, up, up.
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Okay, shifting--
right, right, right.
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- Are you shuffling?
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Shuffle, small steps,
small steps.
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- Back it up, back it up.
- And easy, easy.
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both: Down, down, down,
down, down, down.
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- Okay.
- Ah!
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- Whoo!
- Yes!
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- Yes!
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- Yee-haw!
- Oh, it looks so good.
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So much more space
for my new custom desk.
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- Oh, that was so nice
of Takoda to make you a desk.
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- Yeah, I think he feels bad
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because his daughter's school
project made me have a meltdown
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in front of sixth graders
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and also question
my life choices.
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- So what's this desk
going to look like?
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- Well, I told Takoda
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that it needs to be
full of possibilities.
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You know, time to take control
of my life back.
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- My first desk had an ashtray.
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- Oh, man, I already sent
Takoda my mood board.
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Anyway, thank you guys
for your help.
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- You bet.
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And it's toning my arms.
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- Oh, no,
I love a life refresh.
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[gasps] Isabella,
we should dye your hair.
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- Fun!
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But, no, my hair is perfect.
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- Okay, um...
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keep or purge
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or give to Gabby?
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- I bought that lamp
for Gracie.
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- Aww, I didn't know that.
- Yeah.
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- Chuck it.
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- Ooh. Oh.
[gasps]
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This is 100% cotton, huh?
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This is definitely
give to Gabby.
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- Oh, wow, uh,
my Stanford sweatshirt.
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- Mm-hmm.
Oh, that's a keeper.
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Getting in was
a huge accomplishment.
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- No, no, Gabby,
it's yours.
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No, that is in the past,
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and I am looking
towards the future.
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- Score!
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Red is definitely my color,
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right after fuchsia
and burnt umber.
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Hmm.
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- Hey, guys, what do you say
we take a little break?
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- Sure thing.
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And don't purge anything
in the fuchsia family
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until I get back.
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- You okay?
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We can trade the lamp in,
get your sweatshirt back.
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- It's silly.
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It reminded me
how fun school was.
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- School?
[chuckles]
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Oh, that thing you got to get
through to get to recess?
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[chuckles]
- I'm weird, I know.
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But I loved it.
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You know, pop quizzes,
dry-erase boards,
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raising your hand.
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You just can't do that
in the real world.
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- I'm sorry, honey.
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I don't get it,
but I'm still sorry.
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Is there anything
I can do to help?
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- No, I'll be okay.
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- Where do you think
you're going
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without a hall pass,
little missy?
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My fifth-grade teacher
Ms. Mackie
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would have said that.
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- * You belong
at Happy's Place *
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- What's up, Takoda?
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- I still can't figure out
this email from Isabella.
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Do you know what kind of a desk
is boss-babe chic?
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- I'm going to need
a little more information.
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- I'm going to ask my daughter.
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- Okay, you are never
going to believe
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what just happened to me.
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Okay, this lady outside
saw this sweatshirt
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and assumed I went to Stanford.
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[laughs]
- Really?
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- I told her I would put in
a good word for her son.
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- People are so gullible.
- I know.
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- Oh, I don't know
where you stole that,
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but there's also a school
named Stanford.
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- No, actually--
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- What are you talking about?
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Gabby went to Stanford.
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- What?
No, she didn't.
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- Yes, she did.
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- No, she didn't.
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- Gabby?
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- I did.
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- She was only there for
a year, but, yeah, she went.
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- I didn't know that.
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Really?
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- Really.
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- That's crazy.
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- Yeah, and she majored in...
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got your ass!
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- [laughing]
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- Hoo-hoo!
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- Oh!
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Oh, my God,
you totally believed him.
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- No, see, I knew that.
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You only got me
for, like, a second.
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I'm not a gullible person.
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Emmett is just
a way-above-average liar.
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- Oh, my gosh, do you know
what would be so fun?
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- For the three of us
to team up
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and trick the customers
into thinking
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you went to Stanford?
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- Exactly.
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You know what?
You're pretty quick.
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- Well, I have pretended
to go to Harvard before.
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- Oh.
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- I'm in.
Payback for all their...
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"can you put the sauce
on the side?" requests.
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- Hey, Takoda, you want
to get in on a prank?
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- Oak?
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Is oak boss-babe wood?
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- Leave the man alone.
He's clearly got wood issues.
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- Okay, open your eyes.
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Surprise!
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I got you some school supplies.
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- Aww!
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Thank you, Bobbie.
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- But wait, there's more.
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I have enrolled us
into a class together.
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- What?
Am I dreaming?
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Oh, are we going
back to high school
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"21 Jump Street" style?
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- No, even better--
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it's an online
food safety class.
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- Oh, my gosh.
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Oh, my gosh.
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- The tavern
has to be recertified,
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and I thought we could take it
and have some fun.
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What do you think about that?
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- I've never been
so excited in my life!
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Is there a textbook?
- Well--
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- We should start
studying tonight.
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How many flash cards do you
have in this house right now?
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- My gut tells me
not nearly enough.
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.
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- Proper refrigerator
storage order, go.
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- Okay, seafood, pork...
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- Remember our mnemonic--
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Susan bashfully poked
Gargamel's Pomeranian.
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- Poultry!
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- There she is!
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Top of her game.
No one's better.
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- All right.
Okay, your turn, killer.
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Uh, what are
the two most important steps
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of pre-shift handwashing?
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- Easy.
- Okay.
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- Ow, ow, that's so hot.
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Step one--the water must be
over 100 degrees Fahrenheit.
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Oh, no, I wish I wore
shorter sleeves,
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because step two--
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you must wash
hands and forearms.
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- Correct, and extra points
for acting it out.
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- Hit me with another question.
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- You know, I thought
it might be a good time
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to take a little break.
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- From quizzing?
- Yes.
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- Crazy.
I was thinking the same thing.
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- Okay.
- Great minds.
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Okay, let's go back to
the beginning of this chapter.
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My mantra in college was,
you haven't read something
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until you've read it
three times.
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- You know, I don't think
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you and I would have been
friends in college.
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- My opinion--you haven't
really read Shakespeare
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unless you've read it
in the original language.
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- Wow, Gabby,
your confidence is...
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unnerving.
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- It's such a rush, you know?
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I feel so powerful, huh?
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Oh, oh, oh, here comes a guy.
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You ready?
- Born ready.
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- Can I get an IPA?
- Ah, great choice.
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I used to love having an IPA
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after hitting the books
at college
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up in California's Bay Area.
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- She went to Stanford.
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- Seriously?
That's impressive.
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- Yeah, and she's too modest
to tell you,
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but she double-majored.
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- I don't like to brag--
philosophy and science.
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- Not just science,
applied robotics.
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- But they kicked me
out of the program
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for trying to build a robot
who could love.
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- The faculty was scared.
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both:
Cowards.
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- Is she talking your ear off
about her days
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on the lacrosse team?
- [scoffs]
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Nobody wants to hear about
my incredible lacrosse career
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at Stanford University.
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[grunts]
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Enjoy that IPA.
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- I will.
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[laughter]
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- What's going on?
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- We've convinced
the entire bar
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that Gabby went to Stanford.
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- [laughs]
- Isn't that hilarious?
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- I know, right, you know?
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- Why is that funny?
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- Oh, well, you know...
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I don't know.
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I mean, Steve suggested it.
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Why is it funny?
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- Because, Gabby,
you know, you're just...
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- What?
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I'm--I'm just what?
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- I'd stop talking.
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- No, Steve,
finish your sentence.
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I'm just what?
I'm just a bartender?
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- I didn't say that.
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- Yeah, but that's
what you meant.
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- Emmett, help me out here.
- Nope.
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- It's funny because,
obviously,
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I'm too dumb
to go to Stanford, right?
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Right?
- Yes.
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- Oh.
- I mean, no.
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I mean...
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none of us could have gotten
into Stanford.
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- Okay, so you're saying that
it would've been just as funny
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if you were the one
wearing this?
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- I mean, maybe not as funny.
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- Oh.
[chuckling]
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- Take the exit ramp, man.
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- Okay, I can't take
much more of this studying.
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Was anybody here good
at school?
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- Not the best time
for that question.
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- Okay, I need somebody
to step in here,
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'cause we all care
about that girl.
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But I'm the only one
getting punished for it.
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- Bobbie, I hope you're ready
for the test tonight.
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- [chuckles]
It's not till next week.
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- Not the real test--
a head-to-head,
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Thunderdome-style
lightning practice test
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to make sure we're ready
for the real test.
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See you at close.
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Get ready to get crushed!
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- What's a Thunderdome-style
lightning practice test?
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- Well, I'm glad you asked,
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because you will all be staying
to watch.
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- [gasps]
No.
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- Welcome to hell!
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.
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- So sweet of you
to stay for this.
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- Bobbie said we had to.
257
00:10:56,740 --> 00:10:59,367
- Well, you will not be
disappointed,
258
00:10:59,451 --> 00:11:02,287
because in my hand,
I hold 200 practice questions.
259
00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:03,538
- No.
- 200 questions?
260
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:04,873
[all groaning]
261
00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:07,375
- Okay, all right,
we're not going to do--
262
00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:09,544
we're not going to do
all of them, are we?
263
00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:12,213
- Well, I mean, not tonight,
but eventually, yes.
264
00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:15,133
Okay, Gabby, will you be
our test proctor?
265
00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:17,218
All you have to do is choose
a random set of five questions
266
00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:18,887
from these.
267
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:23,391
- Oh, gee, I hope I can
figure out how to do that.
268
00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:27,812
I mean, five, five--
269
00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:32,442
is--is that like six but small?
270
00:11:32,567 --> 00:11:34,402
- Come on, Gabby,
271
00:11:34,486 --> 00:11:37,364
I actually believed you went
to Stanford, remember?
272
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:40,533
That makes me the dumb one.
- Wow!
273
00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:42,869
Wow.
274
00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:44,496
- No. No, no, no.
- [scoffs]
275
00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:48,792
- It's not like...
[screeches]
276
00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:52,420
- So what are the rules,
and how do I bet on it?
277
00:11:52,462 --> 00:11:54,673
- First off,
there's no holding back, okay?
278
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,591
I want to win fair and square.
279
00:11:56,675 --> 00:11:58,510
Best of five, no buzzing in.
280
00:11:58,593 --> 00:12:00,595
When you know the answer,
you say the answer.
281
00:12:00,679 --> 00:12:02,263
You ready?
- Yes.
282
00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:05,308
See, I knew the answer,
and I just said it.
283
00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:07,977
- Five bucks on Bobbie.
284
00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:11,523
Nothing says romance
like gambling on your lady.
285
00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:16,528
- That's a good investment.
286
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,613
- I'll take that action.
287
00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:21,991
- Ladies and gentlemen,
we have quite a matchup today.
288
00:12:22,117 --> 00:12:24,411
In this corner,
we have Bobbie MacAllister,
289
00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:26,538
weighing in at--
Bobbie, what do you weigh?
290
00:12:26,621 --> 00:12:29,708
- 100 and none
of your business.
291
00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:31,126
- Fine.
292
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,336
Question one--
293
00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:38,008
how many hours can cold food
be held without refrigeration?
294
00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:39,467
- Six.
- Yes.
295
00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:42,637
Question two--
an infrared thermometer is...
296
00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:45,056
- Used to measure temperature
without direct contact.
297
00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:46,641
And, uh-oh, Bobbie,
298
00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:48,351
looks like my temperature
is off the charts.
299
00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:50,812
Oh, oh!
300
00:12:50,854 --> 00:12:53,273
- Simmer down.
I'm just getting warmed up.
301
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,316
- Okay.
- Question three--
302
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:58,653
what is the minimum cooking
temperature of a veal chop?
303
00:12:58,737 --> 00:13:00,113
- 145.
- Correct.
304
00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:01,197
- Dang it!
305
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,033
- If you want to do it right,
306
00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:05,869
take it off the heat at 130,
tent it with foil,
307
00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:09,664
rest it for ten minutes,
and serve with horseradish.
308
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,588
- Okay, question four--
309
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,298
what does the T stand for
310
00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:21,009
in the food-safety acronym
ALERT?
311
00:13:21,092 --> 00:13:22,802
- Assure, look--
312
00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:25,555
- Threat.
- Yes.
313
00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:27,057
- You better watch your back,
little sister,
314
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,600
'cause that's what I am.
315
00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:30,518
Ooh, ooh!
316
00:13:32,395 --> 00:13:34,439
- Isn't Gabby doing
such a good job at this?
317
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,524
- Okay.
- You're not.
318
00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:40,945
- Okay, it is 2-2.
319
00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:43,365
Final question--
winner takes all.
320
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:46,951
If lasagna is removed
from heat at 11:00,
321
00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:51,706
by what time must it be served
according to safety guidelines?
322
00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:53,249
- 5:00! Boom!
323
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,335
- Incorrect!
- What?
324
00:13:57,587 --> 00:14:00,590
- Hot food has a shorter
shelf life than cold food.
325
00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:02,592
3:00.
- Yes.
326
00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:05,845
And the new
food safety champion is,
327
00:14:05,887 --> 00:14:08,431
uh, Bobbie MacAllister.
- Whoo!
328
00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:10,642
[applause]
329
00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:13,311
- Always bet on your lady.
330
00:14:13,395 --> 00:14:14,729
- Yeah.
331
00:14:14,813 --> 00:14:16,940
- Hey, since we're all here,
332
00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:19,984
maybe we can talk desks?
333
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:24,280
- Well, since I won so fast,
I think we have time for that.
334
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:25,657
- Well, hang on.
335
00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:27,242
That last question
wasn't fair, okay?
336
00:14:27,409 --> 00:14:28,910
Gabby picked one
that was easy for you.
337
00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:30,578
- Isabella,
you're being a sore loser.
338
00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:32,414
- Well, you're being unfair.
339
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:35,792
But whatever. Fine.
You won. Good for you.
340
00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:38,795
I'm going home.
341
00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:41,423
[funky music]
342
00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:44,134
* *
343
00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:45,844
- First of all,
344
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:49,305
you drive like a maniac.
345
00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:52,225
Didn't you see me behind you
flashing my brights?
346
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:53,768
- I thought
it was a crazy person.
347
00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:55,687
- It was, me,
348
00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:58,106
because you're
driving me crazy.
349
00:14:58,148 --> 00:15:00,442
- Look, I'm not in the mood
to talk right now, Bobbie.
350
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,193
- Good, 'cause I'm not here
to talk.
351
00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:05,071
Pop quiz.
- What are you doing?
352
00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:06,698
- Oh, you wanted
best out of seven.
353
00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:08,491
Well, let's get to it.
354
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,285
Okay.
355
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,954
True or false--
you're acting like a brat.
356
00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:14,164
- Please.
357
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,623
- True or false?
358
00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:16,958
- False.
359
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:20,295
- [imitates buzzer sounding]
Wrong answer.
360
00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:22,672
True or false--
you're mad at me,
361
00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:26,718
even though this whole time
I've been trying to help you.
362
00:15:26,801 --> 00:15:28,720
- True.
363
00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:30,305
- Okay.
364
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:33,933
This is the last one,
and it's an essay question.
365
00:15:34,059 --> 00:15:36,019
Why?
366
00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:37,645
- I don't know.
367
00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:39,773
- What school did you go to
368
00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:42,442
that you can think
"I don't know" is an essay?
369
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:47,197
- Well, I don't, okay?
370
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,240
I don't know anything.
371
00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:51,701
I don't know who I am anymore.
I don't know what I'm doing.
372
00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:53,745
I don't know
what type of stupid desk
373
00:15:53,912 --> 00:15:54,996
to put in my stupid room
374
00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:57,207
that'll help me
get my life back together.
375
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,833
- That's a lot of pressure
to put on a desk.
376
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:02,587
- I know!
377
00:16:02,671 --> 00:16:05,423
It's dumb, but...
378
00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:09,219
I realize that it's not the fun
of school that I miss.
379
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,513
It was the certainty.
380
00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:15,850
You know, I knew
exactly who I was, and...
381
00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:18,812
I just don't know
how to get that back.
382
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,606
- I hope you never get it back.
383
00:16:21,690 --> 00:16:23,274
- Rude.
384
00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:26,903
- Look...
385
00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:29,322
certainty is a trap
386
00:16:29,447 --> 00:16:32,701
that keeps your life small.
387
00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:35,912
I was certain that
I would never find love again
388
00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:37,205
after Travis passed.
389
00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:38,915
I was wrong.
390
00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:41,960
- Aww, cute.
391
00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:43,753
Can we get back to me, though?
392
00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:46,423
- [laughs]
393
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,967
You know what else
I was absolutely certain about?
394
00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:50,135
- What?
395
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:52,053
- That I didn't need
a little sister,
396
00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:54,222
which is crazy, because
you're one of the greatest joys
397
00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:55,640
of my life.
398
00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:58,476
- Really?
Even when I'm a brat?
399
00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,020
- Oh, you're not a brat.
400
00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:02,230
- You said I was.
- I did?
401
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,941
I came in hot.
402
00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:06,860
[chuckling]
403
00:17:10,405 --> 00:17:10,572
.
404
00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:13,575
[funky music]
405
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:15,160
- What's this?
406
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:16,911
- I got you a new sweatshirt,
407
00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:19,330
but you can only wear it
when you're with me.
408
00:17:26,004 --> 00:17:28,506
- It's cute.
409
00:17:28,631 --> 00:17:31,718
- I feel like you think
I said something I didn't say.
410
00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:33,094
And you're mad at me,
even though I--
411
00:17:33,178 --> 00:17:35,055
- I'm not mad at you, okay?
412
00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:38,933
- Okay.
413
00:17:40,602 --> 00:17:42,687
- I owe you an apology.
414
00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:44,356
I was acting like a baby,
415
00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:46,399
and after seeing Isabella,
416
00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:49,778
I realized
that is not a good look.
417
00:17:49,861 --> 00:17:51,404
- It's okay.
418
00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:54,949
But I'd be more okay
with an explanation.
419
00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:59,162
- I have this--
this voice in my head,
420
00:17:59,204 --> 00:18:02,165
and it is always telling me
that I'm not smart enough
421
00:18:02,207 --> 00:18:06,878
or I'm not good enough
or, you know, just not enough.
422
00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:10,131
And that is who
I am really mad at.
423
00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:14,052
- It's good to know I'm not
the only one who does that.
424
00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:16,513
What's yours sound like?
425
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:19,599
- Gilbert Gottfried
doing an impression of my mom.
426
00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:24,604
- Brutal.
- Yeah.
427
00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:27,357
I just--I hate it, you know?
428
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,402
And once it starts, I just--
I can't make it stop.
429
00:18:30,485 --> 00:18:32,153
- You know what I do?
- What?
430
00:18:32,195 --> 00:18:34,322
- I tell me
to leave me the hell alone.
431
00:18:34,406 --> 00:18:35,949
- [scoffs]
Okay.
432
00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:37,409
- No, I'm serious.
433
00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:41,079
Hey, me, you listen to me.
434
00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:43,832
At the end of the day,
we're all us.
435
00:18:43,915 --> 00:18:46,668
So be nice, or else!
436
00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:51,089
Oh, it works, I swear.
Try it.
437
00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:56,553
- Stop being mean to me.
438
00:18:56,678 --> 00:19:00,265
- Uh, that's not going to make
Mommy Gottfried shut up.
439
00:19:00,432 --> 00:19:02,434
Louder.
- Okay.
440
00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:05,645
Stop being mean to me, me!
441
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:07,814
- Yes, leave my friend alone!
442
00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:11,359
- Yeah, we are
a smart, capable woman!
443
00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:13,486
And you don't get to tell us
who we are
444
00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:14,779
just because you're up there!
445
00:19:14,863 --> 00:19:16,197
So you know what?
446
00:19:16,239 --> 00:19:18,867
Either pipe down
or hit the road, peaches!
447
00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:24,247
- That was great.
448
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:25,832
How do you feel?
449
00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:27,459
- Silly...
450
00:19:27,584 --> 00:19:29,461
and a little better.
451
00:19:29,627 --> 00:19:32,630
- And, you know, you don't
just have to talk to yourself.
452
00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:35,425
You can also talk to me.
453
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:36,760
- Thanks, Steve.
454
00:19:36,885 --> 00:19:38,511
- You're welcome.
455
00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:43,224
Us damaged people
have to stick together.
456
00:19:43,266 --> 00:19:46,853
- So how often do you talk
to yourself?
457
00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:48,897
- My neighbors think
I have a roommate.
458
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,737
- Ooh, I can't wait to see it.
459
00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:58,031
- This was
so sweet of you, Takoda.
460
00:19:58,073 --> 00:20:00,241
- Well, furniture is important.
461
00:20:00,283 --> 00:20:03,912
It's like giving somebody
a new wooden roommate.
462
00:20:04,079 --> 00:20:07,499
- That sounds like
a sad kids' movie.
463
00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:09,292
- I was struggling.
464
00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:14,255
The first sketch that I had
was powerful but not chic.
465
00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:16,132
- And he thought
his second sketch was chic
466
00:20:16,174 --> 00:20:17,258
but not powerful.
467
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:19,010
So I told him,
468
00:20:19,094 --> 00:20:21,429
just make a desk
that's like Isabella.
469
00:20:23,598 --> 00:20:27,227
- Oak, strong and supportive,
just like you.
470
00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:29,145
What do you think?
471
00:20:29,187 --> 00:20:31,356
- Give to Gabby?
472
00:20:31,523 --> 00:20:34,317
- No.
I love it.
473
00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:36,903
It's better than anything
I could have imagined.
474
00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:39,322
Thank you, Takoda.
475
00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:41,366
- There's no ashtray.
476
00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:44,285
- Well, just tell us
where to put it.
477
00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:45,912
- Ah, ah, ah.
478
00:20:45,995 --> 00:20:48,248
Us ladies, we already have
our system in place.
479
00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:49,499
- Yeah, we got this.
Back up, back up.
480
00:20:49,624 --> 00:20:51,167
- Back it up, back it up.
481
00:20:51,209 --> 00:20:53,461
All right, on three--
one, two, three, up, up, up.
482
00:20:53,503 --> 00:20:54,963
All right, turn.
- Tiny steps, shuffle, shuffle.
483
00:20:55,088 --> 00:20:56,464
- Turn, turn.
484
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,299
- Back it up, back it up,
back it up.
485
00:20:58,341 --> 00:20:59,926
- Okay, turn it, turn it,
turn it, turn it.
486
00:21:00,051 --> 00:21:01,553
Who's not carrying
their weight?
487
00:21:01,636 --> 00:21:03,513
all: And down, down,
down, down, down,
488
00:21:03,638 --> 00:21:05,306
down, down, down, down, down.
- There we go.
489
00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:08,059
- Ha, ha, ha! Let me see.
- Whoo!
490
00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:09,769
- Oh, it looks great.
491
00:21:09,853 --> 00:21:12,147
- Ooh, not quite done yet.
492
00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:15,859
- Oh.
- Now it is.
493
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:18,486
- [chuckling]
494
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:21,031
- Give to Gabby?
495
00:21:21,114 --> 00:21:24,284
- [laughing]
- Aww.
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