Original subtitles

[dynamic music playing]

[crashing]

[whirring]

[gong sounds]

[Momo] Okay, hang on a sec!

[whimpering]

How the hell do we make this move?

[Okarun] I don't know, but I wish I did! The kaiju's coming!

[Momo] Holy crap! Uh, I see buttons. Can I push 'em? Or are we gonna explode?

There's a lever here. Should I pull it?

Why have you bastards locked me up in here?

Remain calm!

And listen carefully to what I have to say!

I will consult the manual.

SCI-FI MAGAZINE BUDDHA ROBOT - MK2

Whoa! There's over five times the energy gain!

- I'll kick your ass! - Let me out!

Everyone, chill! Let's all pick a button and push it.

[all grunt]

[whirring]

- [chimes and chirps] - [bang]

- I think one of us just got ejected! - Let me out!

- [Okarun screaming] - Don't push them at the same time!

[gasps]

[screeches]

[Kinta whimpering]

[gasps]

[chimes]

[power whirring]

[metal creaking]

[crashing]

[all wailing]

[gong sounds]

[Momo] What the freakin' hell was that?

[Momo screams]

[all wailing]

[all groaning]

[growling]

[all yelping]

[all screaming]

[all continue screaming]

[Okarun yelling]

[yelps]

[wailing]

[panting]

[yelping]

[grunting]

[crashing]

[Okarun yelping]

[yells]

[spluttering]

[panting]

[gasps]

- Miss Ayase! - [kaiju growling]

- [explosion] - [gasps]

- I am free! - [Okarun] Evil Eye?

[screeching]

[growling]

[rumbling]

[Jiji grunting]

Aah!

[yelling]

[kaiju screeches]

At last I am free!

[yelling]

[gasps] Wait! Evil Eye!

[yelling]

Ugh! Did you do that? Can we have our death match now?

[Okarun] No! This is not the time! Can't you see what's going on?

- [explosion] - [both grunt]

[Okarun gasps]

[dramatic music playing]

- What is that thing? It's gigantic! - [gasps]

Oh my gosh! Miss Ayase and the others are still inside!

- Is it strong? - Unbelievably strong!

- And I don't know how to fight it! - [crashing]

Whoa!

Miss Ayase!

[Jiji] Fighting that would be fun!

Kick, hit, jab! Huh! Hi-yah!

- What should I do? - Yah!

- It's gonna crush everyone. - Grr! Aah!

[Okarun gasps]

Evil Eye! Just this once...

[yelps]

[whimpers]

[gasps]

[Kinta] That took way too long, but I figured out how to make it move.

The robot's made of nanoskin, so all I have to do is visualize controlling it.

Ever since I can remember,

I've always wanted to pilot my very own giant robot!

I've watched every robot anime and dreamed of this moment a thousand times!

Amazing!

It regenerated and transformed!

[spark whooshes]

[Kinta] One could say I am a robot.

No. The robot is I!

Quit yappin' and move the fr--

Kinta the End of Joytoy Pegasus Sakata!

- [chiming] - Here goes.

[song in Japanese playing]

DAN DA DAN

♪ Dan, Dan, Da Da Dan... ♪

[lyrics in Japanese]

♪ Dan, Dan, Da Da Dan... ♪

[lyrics in Japanese]

♪ Dan Da Dan, Da Dan... ♪

[lyrics in Japanese]

[crashing]

EPISODE 24: CLASH! SPACE KAIJU VS. GIANT ROBOT!

[roars]

[dynamic music playing]

[Kinta] Here goes!

[metal clanking]

[yells]

[chuckles]

Oh, yeah. It moves.

- [crashing] - [whimpers]

[growling]

[Kinta yelps]

Blazing Wind!

Front-on Punch!

- [Jiji cheering] - Awesome!

He figured out how to control it! Go, Sakata!

Daidalos!

Aah-yah!

[energy whirring]

[Kinta grunts]

Rocket Punch!

[singing cheerfully]

Ultra Magnetic Wave Tornado!

[Kinta roaring]

[kaiju screeching]

[roaring]

[roars]

[Kinta grunts]

[straining]

- [power whirring] - [gasps]

[crash]

[poignant music playing]

- [boy 1] Look at that dork! - [girl 1] Dude has dolls!

- [boy 2] Freakin' nerd. - [girl 2] What a gross blob!

[boy 3] He got another one.

[laughter echoing]

[poignant music continues]

- [bicycle bell rings] - [Kinta yelps]

[thud]

What, are ya blind? Get outta the way.

Yo! You still buy them model kits?

- He's like a tubby-wubby widdle kid! - [both laugh]

- Later, tubs! - [both laughing]

[boy 1] Hah! Bye, nerd!

- Bye, nerd! - [laughter echoes]

- [urgent music playing] - [electricity crackling]

[power zapping]

I don't care.

I don't care what anyone says,

because I love it!

I...

love robots!

[clang]

I trained my whole lie for this!

I knew one day, I'd pilot a robot!

So I prepared my body to deal with motion sickness!

[snarling]

[Kinta] Ultra Magnetic Wave Spin!

[Okarun panting]

- What's happening? - [Jiji laughing]

- I can't see anything from here. - Hah! Hah!

[Kinta] Huh? Impossible!

It was right here a second ago.

[grunts]

[groans]

I was hit!

Ugh! That sneaky kaiju turned invisible again.

[chuckles]

You're wasting your time, kaiju.

I can accessorize this robot with whatever tech I imagine. Hah!

Oof!

Hey!

Would you stop with the airbags already?

Huh?

- [Aira screaming] - [Kinta yelling]

If I... use the... infrared... scope, I will be... able to... see it.

[wails]

[groans] It broke the head!

Maybe it's fragile 'cause it was originally a house?

[Okarun] Bail out, Sakata!

Push the eject button!

[Kinta] I can't reach it with these airbags in the way.

Someone help! I don't wanna burst!

[gurgles]

[gong sounds]

[whimpers] Oh, I'm gonna puke.

[gasps] Whatever you do, don't move the robot.

I'm, like, seasick times a thousand.

That's Miss Ayase's power coming out of the robot!

Wait a second! Can it use the power of its pilots?

[Aira] All wrapped up. Now we can see that scummy kaiju clear as day.

Taste my wrath, bastard!

Are ya good?

[Aira retching]

Don't let go of it, Aira, no matter what!

And don't make any sudden moves!

Well done, ladies. Well done.

Sit back and leave the rest to Kinta Emperor Great Pegasus Sakata!

- [Momo] Oh, shut up! - [splutters]

And don't you dare move the robot!

The way you drive it gets everyone sick!

- [whimpers] - And who the hell are you?

Hurry up and do something, Ayase! I can't hold onto it forever.

[Kinta] No, wait! We can't attack in its current state.

It hasn't fully regenerated yet.

Could you dumbasses pipe down already!

I got an idea that might do the trick.

[clanking]

♪ The night is young ♪

[Momo] Goin' up!

Oh, I get it.

- Hey! - [chuckling] What?

- [Okarun] Run! - [Jiji] Yay!

[disco music playing]

[power building]

Yeah, beeyatch! Let's see how you like gettin' the spins!

[kaiju retches]

I got a lesson for ya, perv. I'll show ya how to deal with a kaiju!

- [Okarun screaming] - [Jiji laughing]

[Momo] Don't waste your time kickin' or punchin' it.

Powerbomb it!

[creaking]

- [air hissing] - [squeaking]

[people gasping]

- [man 1] Holy hell! What is that? - [man 2] Where'd it come from?

It's a giant robot!

Uh-oh! They see us!

How do we turn back into my house?

[Kinta] Picture it. Visualize it!

[gasps] Oh, right!

[whirring]

- [crowd gasping] - [man 1] It's a UFO!

- [man 2] It turned into a flying saucer! - [man 3] UAPs, now.

[Momo yells] We turned into a UFO!

- [Aira] Who cares? Fly us outta here! - [Momo] On it!

[gong sounds]

[silence]

[both retching]

[whimpers]

I... [whines]

I got to fly a robot!

- [crying] - [muffled yelling]

[gulping and retching]

AIRA TAKAKURA

[moans]

- [vomiting] - [magical tinkling]

[Momo sighs]

[Okarun panting]

[crowd gasping]

- [man 1] Holy hell! What's that? - [man 2] Where'd it come from?

It's a giant robot!

[gasping]

[man 1] Wait, what? It's a UFO!

- [man 2] It turned into a flying saucer! - [man 3] UAPs, now.

[whirring]

[Okarun] Wait! Uh, Miss Ayase!

[wails] Don't leave me behind!

- [man 4] Yo, it's a teeny kaiju! - [gasps]

[woman] Looks like a costume.

Excuse me, sorry!

[gasps]

[thinks] Why is it still here? The zone's gone.

- [cameras clicking] - [gasps]

I... I can't leave it out in the open like this.

Evil Eye! Evil Eye?

[shrieks]

- [Jiji grunting] - [Okarun] Evil Eye!

- What are you doing? - [Jiji] Yah!

Get down before you get hurt.

[Jiji] No! I'm sick of you telling me what to do. I do what I want!

- Would you get down here? - I will not!

[whimpers] How do I get him down?

[gasps]

[cash register chings]

[Okarun] I have a snack for you!

Hah!

Huh?

Hot! But tasty.

- Good. I'm glad you like it. - Huh? Why am I eating a meat bun?

Could you please help me carry the kaiju away from here?

Oh, right. The kaiju.

Where is it? Did we kill it?

Huh? How did it get so teeny?

[girl] Hey! Wake up! Oh!

[Okarun] Uh, you get that end, I'll get this end.

[crowd murmuring]

[Okarun] Ready? And...

- [both grunting] - [Okarun] See... [giggles nervously]

[Okarun and Jiji panting and whimpering]

[lively music playing]

[Jiji] Is this one of 'em UMA thingies?

[Okarun] I'd classify it as a large alien kaiju. I think!

[Jiji] Like, space alien, alien?

I bet it don't eat Earth food like takoyaki!

[Okarun] You're right, I'm pretty sure it doesn't.

This has gotta be a ferocious, carnivorous alien kaiju!

[Jiji] Nah, it's a super delicious, ferocious, carnivorous alien kaiju!

[Okarun] It's an ultra very, very dreadnought class

carnivorous alien kaiju revised!

[man groans]

[sighs]

[Jiji] Oh crap!

- [Okarun gasping] - [Jiji] Oh, my back's killin' me, dude!

[Okarun] We made it!

[both laughing]

[Jiji] My back is done, son.

[groans] Bom-ba-ye!

[both panting]

[Jiji] Seriously, what is this?

[Okarun gasping] Not sure. But it's definitely a UMA.

Folks called them kaiju in the old days. [grunts]

- [Kinta] You paeons are late. - [Okarun panting]

TOILET

Could you guys be any more useless?

[Okarun] That was awesome, how you got that robot to move.

Spare me.

It was a piece of cake to pilot it.

Because

I was its pilot.

Hah!

[Jiji] You're so cool, Kinny.

[Kinta] No weird nicknames, pretty boy.

[Okarun] Uh, are... are the others okay?

[Kinta] They are.

[Momo] Someone kill me.

- [Momo and Aira retching] - [Kinta] Thanks to me.

- [Okarun sighs] Good! - [retching continues]

You have some explaining to do.

Is the point of you and your group and your powers

to protect the Earth from kaiju attacks?

[Okarun] Um, no, not really.

Miss Ayase and I are looking for a golden ball.

Others are looking for it too. Ghosts and aliens.

What? Huh? [shrieks]

[Okarun] I have to get it back before they find it.

Are you saying the fate of planet Earth depends on who finds this golden ball?

[Okarun] It's not that important, actually.

All right. I get it.

If things are as dire as you say, I'll lend you...

my power!

[Okarun] No, that's okay.

[Jiji groans] Aah, better not, Kinny. Lifestyle's pretty rough.

Hey, pretty boy! No weird nicknames, remember?

And besides, I don't trust you...

at all!

We can't protect Earth with your split personality.

That guy's dangerous.

No arguments here!

You know, everyone told me not to get mixed up with the Evil Eye too.

But we're buds now.

[Okarun gasps]

[squeals]

[Jiji] Uh, what's up, dude?

[Kinta] What happened, you? Report, report!

[Okarun] I... I looked in its mouth and I saw a piece of someone.

- [Jiji] Seriously? - Oh no.

I was afraid something like this would happen.

Pretty boy! You check it out!

Me? No way! Uh-uh! I can't handle gore.

You are totally useless.

All you're good for is standing around looking handsome.

[sobs] Kinny, what you gotta be so harsh with me for?

What'd I do to you?

I... I'll check it out.

Maybe my ball's in there too.

- [Kinta] Hmm. - Hang on.

What is that?

[all gasp]

[jaunty music playing]

[mumbles]

[sighs]

[whimpers softly]

[Okarun gasps]

- [groaning] - [Aira] Wait.

[strains] Yo, perv.

Can you help me rebuild my ho...

Wh...

DAN DA DAN

DAN DA DAN

[song in Japanese playing]

THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH NAMES OF PEOPLE

(INCLUDING THE ACTOR KEN TAKAKURA) AND ORGANIZATIONS.