Original subtitles

[dramatic music playing]

[all gasping]

[intense rumbling]

[growling]

[screeching]

[all wailing]

[gasps]

- [both panting] - [Okarun] Miss Ayase! The sky!

[Momo] The aliens are back!

- Aah! Move faster! - [Okarun whimpers]

This is no ordinary kaiju! It's a space kaiju!

- [wails] - [Momo] How do we kill a space kaiju?

- [Okarun] I don't know! - [Momo] It have a weak spot?

- [Okarun] I don't know! - [all yelping]

[screeching]

[screeching echoing]

[gasps]

What was that?

- [Jiji] Aira! - Hmm?

[wheezing] What's happening?

I was walkin', and then it got dark and everyone was gone.

Am I causing whatever this is?

- It's nothing to do with you. - Huh?

[Aira] Follow me. We'd better go find Momo Ayase.

[Jiji] Why is the sky pitch-black?

[both gasp]

[Momo and Okarun screaming]

Run!

It's a kaiju!

[crashing]

[snarling]

[both screaming]

[music stops]

[sounds slow and echo]

I hate this!

- [gasps] Get up! - Save me!

My legs are done! I can't run another step further! [gasps]

[screaming]

[lively music playing]

[roaring]

[boy groans]

[Aira] I hate fighting when I'm in my school uniform.

You can say that again.

[song in Japanese playing]

DAN DA DAN

♪ Dan, Dan, Da Da Dan... ♪

[lyrics in Japanese]

♪ Dan, Dan, Da Da Dan... ♪

[lyrics in Japanese]

♪ Dan Da Dan, Da Dan... ♪

[lyrics in Japanese]

[crashing]

EPISODE 23: HEY, IT'S A KAIJU

Jiji, get that dude outta here!

- [Aira] Hold it! - [Momo] Uh...

[Aira] I'm the leader of this team.

- Enjoji, take that boy away from here. - [Jiji panting]

- You got it. - [retching]

[yells] Well, see y'all back at my place!

[dynamic music playing]

[Jiji panting]

[screeching]

[Aira] Choke on a hairball and die, Barfzilla!

I may need to rethink this.

It's an invisible fast type first, then it gets big.

Once it does, it switches to a power type.

[roaring]

[Aira] As a giant, melee attacks seem to be its specialty.

Hah!

[growling]

The bigger you are, the harder you will fall!

[screeching]

[roaring]

[energy whirring]

[power surging]

Uh-oh.

- [Momo shrieking] - [Okarun grunts]

[Aira panting]

Did not expect that.

You're kidding!

How is its breath electrical?

It's a space kaiju...

[growling]

[screeches]

[Momo gasps]

[Aira] If you must cause a scene, mind the time and place.

If you fail to, you will never be popular!

[echoing clang]

Nice hit, Aira!

[Aira] Quit your dawdling and take out its legs.

And for the last time, you will address me as Leader.

Shut your stupid face, you blockhead!

[groaning]

How's that?

- Oh! [yelps] - [Okarun grunts]

[both groaning]

[Aira] Serves you right for not calling me Leader. Idiot!

Watch me closely now.

See how a true leader moves!

[snarling]

[metal creaking]

[grunts]

That, Momo Ayase, is how a leader moves in battle.

Look out!

[Aira gasps]

[shrieks]

[snarling]

Leader this, leader that. Put a sock in it!

[Aira grunts] Let go of me!

That didn't even scratch it.

[Momo] Quit talkin' to yourself and help me, ya skank.

[Aira] Oh, you seem to be doing just fine, pig.

Great. We got a leader that don't believe in teamwork.

[Aira] Ugh. If I must, I must.

[roaring]

[growls]

[snarling]

[power whirring]

[Aira] That thing's run amok.

[Okarun] Who the hell's it after?

[both groaning]

[music stops]

[both gasp]

[energy crackling]

Maybe the kaiju was descended from dinosaurs

and it's evolved to survive in outer space!

Oh! Maybe it's powered by a kind of cosmic energy its horns turn into electricity!

MESSENGERS FROM OUTER SPACE

That would explain how it has optical camouflage!

If we can find its energy source, we might be able to stop it!

[Aira] I shall divert the monster's attention away from you.

[dramatic music playing]

[Momo gasps]

She did it!

[Aira] That should do it.

[exhales]

All right.

- Hah! - [power buzzing]

[roaring]

Eat this!

[roars]

[Aira] Nicely done.

Now I have it right where I want it!

[gasps]

[music stops]

Look at that.

The coward saw a gorgeous warrior charging and ran away.

No, moron! It didn't run. It's still there!

What are you talking about? I don't see it.

[crashing]

- [gasps] Watch out! - [Okarun] Aira.

- [Momo grunts] - [gasps]

[power buzzing]

[Okarun] Yo, Aira! Jump!

[Aira gasps]

[dramatic music playing]

[groans]

What the heck's going on?

[Okarun] Don't drop your guard. It's still there.

You just can't see it 'cause it's camouflaged.

[grunts] It uses camouflage?

- [crashing] - [Aira] Hup!

Well, now I can't see anything but dust.

[energy whirring]

- [gasps] - [power surges]

Aira!

[energy whirs]

[snarling]

[Okarun] Aira!

[screeching]

[screech echoing]

[yelling]

- That was insane! - [panting]

What the hell is going on?

Where'd that kaiju come from?

Dude, you're sweatin' up a storm. Don't get any on me if you can help it.

[gasps] Bastard! You rude, handsome bastard!

Oh, you present as a nice guy, but in reality, you're a snob!

You don't understand.

- I can't get any water-- - You will take my sweat and my snot!

- And like it! [grunting] - Whoa! Wait! Don't do that!

If your ooze hits me, things are gonna get crazy! Aah!

[echoing splash]

[yelps]

- [farting sound] - [boy] Ow! That hurt!

- You handsome bastard bully! - [Jiji gurgling]

[straining]

[boy whimpers]

[shudders]

[Jiji groaning]

[breathing shakily]

Bro!

You have no idea what almost happened.

- [boy yelps] - [drops splashing]

[splashing slows]

[quirky music playing]

You leaked on me. Do you wanna be butchered?

[yelps] Your face changed!

[Jiji] Hmph!

[boy whimpering]

I don't like you standing there staring!

[squeals]

Pardon me. I didn't know you were the same as Takakura.

[Jiji] Hmm.

[boy] Wait! Where are you going?

You're supposed to take me to safety!

Don't you dare leave me here alone! That's not okay.

If Momo Ayase found out, do you think she'd approve? Huh?

[Jiji] Where is Momo?

Have you forgotten? She told you to get me to safety.

And she said to meet back at her house.

She did?

Huh! Then that means today must be the day I get to fight him!

[cackles]

Hooray!

- [laughing] - [boy] Aah! Where are you going?

[whimpering] Don't leave me!

[power whirring]

[growling]

Okarun!

[Okarun] Goin' all out.

[dynamic music playing]

Yes, Okarun!

Holy crap!

That was my second all out, and now I'm all out!

- [Momo] What? - [Okarun wails]

[screaming]

Whoo-hoo!

Thanks for saving us with your quick thinking!

Don't go whoo-hooing yet!

If you can't transform anymore, we're cooked!

Well, I couldn't let her get crushed.

- [growls] - [Okarun yelps]

[whimpering]

[screaming]

[screeches]

- Retreat! - [Okarun yells]

Look out!

No power lines!

- You're hitting the power lines! - [Momo] Ah, shut up!

- You don't like it, run! - [Okarun] Miss Shiratori's unconscious!

I can't if I'm carrying her!

[Momo] Well, she's the leader! Wake her ass up!

[Okarun wails] Why are you being so mean?

[Momo] Argh!

[panting]

[gasps] Aah, this sucks!

I got stuck doing all the running.

- [gasping] - I'm sorry about that.

Thanks for saving us.

We're inside the barrier now, so we should be safe.

Uh-oh. Something's wrong with Miss Shiratori.

She's not letting go of me. Miss Shiratori?

[Aira giggling]

[Momo] Ugh! That skanky faker!

- [grunts] Back off! - [Okarun] Ow!

That does it! I'm tired of your abuse.

How long were you fakin' for?

I carried your ass here, and now I want my steps back!

You can't have them! And it was your fault I got knocked out

because you didn't follow my orders!

[Jiji] Ah! There you are!

[Okarun yelps]

Ah! It's Evil Eye!

[Momo and Aira] Oh, great.

I'm sick of waiting. Let's go! Fight me now!

Today is not the day we agreed to fight.

He's right, Evil Eye. Today ain't Tuesday.

His clothes are still on.

Huh?

Hmm.

We should ask Evil Eye to fight on our side. What do you think?

It would be bad if we did!

The deal was that he'd fight me and only me.

And if we change that to let him fight others now,

that pretty much gives him free rein to attack anyone later.

[grumbles]

[Okarun] Um, where's your grandma?

She's a guest on TV in another prefecture.

Ugh! We are so toast. Me and Aira can't handle that kaiju.

If only we knew its weak spot or something.

- Ugh! This blows. - [whirring]

Uh...

Did you see that just now?

- Hmm? - It lit up when you touched it.

- Um... - How unusual!

What are you talkin' about?

- [whirring] - [both] Uh...

[both] Hmm...

[suspenseful music playing]

Guys, guys, guys, guys!

The kaiju's heading straight for us!

- [yelps] - Here we go. Round two.

Ugh. Crap! Guess we're fightin' it.

[crashing]

[Momo] Okarun, hang back with Evil Eye. And the perv, too.

[boy whimpers] This is a nightmare!

- It can't be real! - [Aira] Who is he?

[growling]

[power whooshing]

[Okarun] Hmm.

- Miss Ayase! It was this. - [Momo] What?

It was the nanoskin! We repaired your house with them, remember?

They lit up when you touched them.

So what? We got a kaiju comin'.

A space kaiju. Maybe we can kill it

with alien tech!

[gentle music playing]

[crashing footsteps continue]

Oh no! What are we gonna do? It's getting closer and closer!

Okarun, if you've got a plan, now's probably a good time to let us in on it.

[gasps] What the hell's your problem?

I want to murder.

This house is mostly made of nanoskin.

[gasps]

And what's nanoskin made of?

It's made of ultra high density nanomachines. That's what.

They pick up electrical signals from our brains,

and can take the shape of whatever we imagine, exactly how we imagine it.

Mm-hm.

And how's that gonna help us?

[Okarun] I'll demonstrate.

I want to murder.

- [Aira] Don't interrupt him. - Nanomachines, you say?

[quirky music playing]

[whirring]

[Okarun] Here goes.

Imagine this whole house is one big nanoskin.

What I'm going to do is take that nanoskin and reshape it!

[all yelping]

[Momo] Whoa! What the hell?

Stop it! You're gonna break the house!

I'm trying! But I can't visualize it.

[Momo] Visualize? Visualize what?

I don't know! Something bigger than a kaiju!

- [Aira wailing] - [Okarun yelps]

- [Aira] The walls are closing in! - [Okarun gasping]

Let go, Miss Shiratori. I need to concentrate.

[Momo] Yeah, skank! Get your ass offa him!

[all yelp]

Put the house back the way it was!

Hurry, before we get squashed by it!

- [groans] - [Okarun] I'm trying!

Takakura! If you need to visualize something big, leave it to me!

[Aira] Who are you?

Nanomachines are sci-fi.

And I'm the expert on sci-fi.

[straining]

I'm Kinta Sakata!

[power surging]

- Wait. Whoa! Now what? - [whirring]

[gasps] Amazing!

Is this a good thing?

I want to murder.

Picture it. Come on. Picture it!

- [power whooshes] - [Kinta] Go!

[energetic music playing]

[screaming]

Miss Shiratori!

I want to murder.

[yelps] No!

[both gasp]

- [wailing] - [Momo] Okarun!

[Okarun screaming]

[shrieks]

TOILET

Uh... uh...

- [zapping] - [gulps] No, no, no, no!

I hate scary jumps!

Oh, for freakin'...

I hate this!

[squeals] Why is this happening to me?

My shoulders are dislocating!

I want... to murder.

No! [wailing]

[screaming]

Huh?

[gasping]

[wailing]

Hmm.

[gasps and whimpers]

What the hell?

I got no idea what happened. Anyone hear me?

I do.

Loud and clear. [sighs]

This is awesome, Sakata! I can't believe you imagined this!

This isn't what I imagined!

Sorry, I think this is my fault.

We needed something big, so I pictured a giant Buddha.

Goddamn it!

Ah, whatever. It's fine. I'm riding in a giant robot!

Oh, shut up! You talk way too much!

I'm riding in a giant robot, and I'll try not to talk quietly about that!

- I want to murder. - [Momo groans]

[Kinta] I shall call this the Great Kinta Bodhisattva, Zeta Version!

I have given you a name. Me! Your creator!

Now, go and fight, Great Kin--

[crashing]

[Momo] Uh, does anyone know how to make this thing, like, move?

[gong strikes]

DAN DA DAN

[song in Japanese playing]

THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH NAMES OF PEOPLE

(INCLUDING THE ACTOR KEN TAKAKURA) AND ORGANIZATIONS.

- [Kinta] I'm in a giant robot! - [Momo] Who cares? Make it move!

- [Okarun] You're amazing, Sakata! - [Jiji] I want to murder.

- [Aira] Takakura, who's your crush? - [Kinta] Oh, ask me!

- [Aira] Who is this guy? - [Momo] Let's do this.

[all] "Clash! Space Kaiju vs. Giant Robot!"

[Okarun] Hope you like it!