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Baby, I had a fucking awful day at work today. It was fucking terrible, dude.

Oh, my God.

Bosses are driving me nuts.

Is she fucking asleep?

Baby, you're asleep?

Huh.

She doesn't care that my fucking bosses are driving me fucking nuts.

Jesus.

Well, at least I got my baby here.

I love this booty.

It's a nice booty.

I love my wife.

She's the best. I love these feet too.

You got some cute little feet, baby.

Sleeping like a baby.

I don't know what she's got going on down here.

Daddy's stressed out.

What the fuck, Nikki?

What are you doing? What the hell are you doing?

Come back.

What are you talking about?

Why are you in my... Dude, you're crossing some fucking boundaries right

Your hands felt so good, though.

Dude, I thought you were your fucking mom. This is weird as shit. What the

are you doing in here? Come on, Daddy.

No. Come on. You need to get up and get out of my fucking room. No. You're

laying where your mom lays, dude. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Dude, what is wrong with you? You girls are crazy these days. Come on, Dad.

Just touch me like you were. Just touch me like you were. It felt so good.

Touch me like what?

I'm not touching you.

You were touching me.

Do you not grasp the gravity of the situation?

Like, you're my fucking stepdaughter laying in bed.

You're laying in your mom's bed trying to give me a grope. You're trying to

trick me and shit. I'm all stressed from work.

It's like me.

Huh?

It's not okay.

It is.

What is going on with you? Do you want to talk about this?

Just give me a hand.

What do you need my fucking hand for? It's already awkward as it is.

Oh, you're making it awkward.

How am I making it awkward? You're the one.

Oh, I'm the one that's... That's what girls do. They turn shit around.

You're already learning from your mother.

Well, you were hugging me and it was fine. No, no, no.

You're already learning from your mother.

Come on.

Listen to me.

Listen to me. You can't flip shit around on me, dude.

But your hands felt so good.

You learned that from your mom.

How is it that only me being creepy and this is my fault? I don't understand.

There's no logic. You're a chick.

Well, just touch me and I won't tell mom this happened.

What the fuck are you talking about? I didn't do anything wrong. How the fuck

are you going to blackmail me? You weren't touching me.

Oh, so you're going to pull that card on me, huh?

Like I knew it was you.

I think she'll believe me over you.

You're fucking good. You're manipulative. It felt so good.

Do what?

It felt good. Your hand felt so good.

Your big, strong hand.

Oh, my God.

You say you're going to blackmail me, dude?

Pretty much.

Come on.

All right, well. Just touch me, then.

Huh? Just touch me.

Touch you?

Yeah.

Why?

Because it feels good.

Why does it feel good? Don't you have some boys to go play with?

No. Huh?

You want to kick back in my bed?

Yeah. Do you have your own bed? It's so comfy.

What kind of mortgage do I pay on this house? You have your own bed upstairs,

man. Your bed is comfier than mine.

Huh? Your bed is comfier than mine.

I don't think that's why you're in my bed.

By the way, what time is your mother supposed to be home?

I don't know.

Aren't you supposed to know that? Oh, so now it's turning you on that you don't

know if you're going to get caught or not.

We won't get caught.

Come here, daddy.

I'm left -handed.

You got a big booty.

Thank you.

You want to speak?

Huh? You want to speak?

I swear if you tell your mother about this.

I won't if you just touch me.

You like me grabbing your ass? Mm -hmm.

Why?

Because it feels good, Daddy.

Your big, strong hands.

Oh, all right.

This is so weird, but I'm not doing anything with you sexually.

Yeah? Maybe.

Why not?

Why not?

I'm not doing anything with you sexually. You're crazy.

Just touch me.

Like that?

That feels good.

This is like the wife 2 .0 version.

Exactly.

I'm pretty much am my mom.

It's just a younger version.

How

about

you take my hand and put it where you want it?

How about you put it down here?

You don't want me to feel your other boob?

You know, you young girls don't care about boobs anymore, do you?

I like my boobs played with.

But I really like my pussy played with. I have to admit, it kind of turns me on

that you got perkier titties than your mother.

Yeah.

Thank you.

She's been kind of bitchy lately, too.

Yeah.

I want you to touch my pussy.

What? Yeah.

You sure about that?

Mm -hmm.

Come on, Daddy.

It's a bit awkward.

I'm being a bitch. Just have some fun with me.

Come on, Daddy.

Like that?

Have you ever done this before?

No.

I can't have you coming all

over your mother's bed.

Why? They're white. She won't even know.

Do it right.

It's too late now, isn't it?

She's not going back.

Nope.

It feels so good.

Yeah? Mm -hmm.

I want you to make me come, daddy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Two fingers in there. You're so tight.

You're not loose like somebody else, I know.

Thank you.

Now I can sleep better.

Are you sure?

Thank you. Where are you going? You're going to your room?

Yeah, I'm going to go to my room now.

You know what? I'll snap out of it because your mother may or may not walk

us right now.

That might be a little awkward.

Yeah, maybe it is a better idea that you get out of here as quickly as possible

just in case somebody comes home that we both know.

Yeah, we don't want Mom coming home and finding out. Huh?

I said we don't want Mom coming home and finding out. Of course not.

So, yeah, I guess if you can sleep.

I'm going to go to my room now, Daddy.

Go take a nap?

Mm -hmm. I forgot something over here, though. Yeah?

Bye, Daddy. Thank you.

Okay.

Holy fuck, I'm so horny now. Jesus Christ.

Oh, fuck.

That was bad.

Oh, boy. Oh, well.

I'm going to lay down now.

Dirty stepdaughter.

Fucking crazy.

Bright and early.

Get me some coffee going.

That's what I'm talking about.

Nice hot cup of joe.

Morning, Danny.

Hey, what's up, Nikki?

How are you?

What are you doing wearing a towel?

I just got out of the shower.

It's kind of inappropriate.

I'm trying to get my fiber, get my coffee in me so I can wake up for the

You need to go put some clothes on.

I will in a little. How is this inappropriate?

It's a towel. You can't see anything.

You're wearing a towel.

Yeah, a towel.

You can't see anything. You can't see any of my private parts. How is that?

I'm just not comfortable with you being in a towel. I think you should probably

go put some clothes on.

You're silly, Daddy. You always make it so awkward.

I'm not making anything awkward. It's weird.

How?

You can't even see anything.

Okay, just print.

Stop. You can't be doing that.

Okay, I'm sorry.

I'm committed to your mother. That's just way inappropriate.

What are you doing? Are you just fidgeting around in here? You actually

some... Listen, you need to cover yourself up.

Dad, I'm trying to figure out what to eat for breakfast.

There's not going to be any dough. I promise you that, you weirdo.

There could be.

Well, you could need to go put clothes on, too.

Your old man's got to get some of this fiber in.

I'm getting old.

Nick,

you put the towel on.

Okay? I'm going to ground you if you don't start cooperating.

You're going to ground me?

Wouldn't be the first time. You're out of control.

I don't even know what you're doing over there.

You're looking in the wrong places.

Pantry's over there.

Where? Did you forget?

I was looking in here. You've been living here for a long time.

I was looking in here, Doug.

Huh? There's just nothing that I want in here.

Oh, I can plan it.

That's you. That's your M .O., isn't it?

Whatever, Doug.

Huh?

Why are you so mad?

I'm not mad. You're not supposed to be prancing around.

You're not supposed to be prancing around in your

towel.

I don't understand.

I just don't know what to tell you. This is just getting obnoxious. Oh, come on.

What are you doing now?

You're so bad.

Why are you doing this?

You're going to get me in trouble. What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Just touching you, Daddy.

Huh?

Oh, man, I'm not comfortable with this.

Doesn't that feel good, though? I told you to put your towel on. It is on.

Huh? My towel is on me.

I thought you came in here to get something to eat.

I did come in here to get something to eat. Would you like one of my grain

Yeah, I would like your grain bar, Daddy.

Stop it.

Huh?

You're just destined to get me in trouble.

She'll never know.

Huh? How's Mom going to know? She's not even here.

What is it that you want?

I want your grain bar.

My grain bar?

Mm -hmm.

I guess it goes without saying you've got to keep your mouth shut. Of course.

Step daughter crawls in here.

Give me a blood job and breakfast.

I don't care if I eat my breakfast while you blow on me, because I have to go to

work soon.

Go ahead, Daddy.

Oh my God. Oh my

God.

Does that feel good, Daddy?

Mm -hmm.

Did your mommy teach you about balls or did you just do those at home?

No, she did.

Did she?

Mm -hmm.

Just like that. That's a good girl. Mm -hmm.

That one will see me under here.

I've got to keep you hidden.

um um

um

um um

Thank you.

I'm going to come down your throat.

I'm going to come down your throat.

Are you going to call out of here after I do?

Yeah.

I'll give you your breakfast.

What did you write that for?

For my mommy.

i don't know

Hey, good girl. You got your breakfast?

Mm -hmm.

Huh? Yes, Daddy. Thank you.

You feel better now? Mm -hmm. Are you going to stop fucking with him while you

eat your breakfast?

Yeah, I guess.

Oh,

goodness.

Bye, Daddy.

Huh? What? That was quick. Thanks for breakfast.

It's my way to wake up.

Just

like

I like.

Hello.

Yeah.

No, we have bills. You cannot... Look, you can't be spending our money at the

mall. What is wrong with you? What are you, 18 years old? What's your problem?

You know that we're strapped right now. We can't afford for you to be going on

your extravagant shopping sprees. I can't afford this shit right now.

You understand?

No, don't buy that.

What the fuck is wrong with you? You're the worst wife ever. You know what?

How about you just don't come home tonight? How about that?

Fuck you. Keep the credit cards. Do whatever the fuck you want. I don't give

shit. I gotta go. I got shit to do. Fuck you.

Bitch. Fucking hate that cunt.

I'm gonna fucking make me a drink. Fuck that.

Why not get wasted?

That's what I say.

Get me a little bit of vodka in me. That's what I'm talking about.

That's what I'm talking about. Nothing like Russian water.

Good old vodka.

Yep. Get back here and get drunk while the crazy bitch is out spending my

fucking money.

That's what I plan on doing tonight.

Knock this back.

Exactly what I needed.

Oh, boy.

Oh, yeah, I got the bitch out of the house.

Got my little booze in me.

This is great.

What are you doing, Zach?

Oh, hey, I was kind of dozing off.

What is this?

What are you talking about?

Is this vodka?

Huh? Are you drinking vodka this early?

And straight?

Yeah, I didn't really feel like mixing it.

Fuck it. I was kind of dozing off. What's going on with you?

Yeah, you look fucked up. Huh?

I was just wondering... I look fucked up? Thanks for the compliment.

Well, I was just wondering what you were doing. I heard you and Mom arguing and

it sounded kind of bad. You're prying on our fucking...

Well, I mean, you were yelling pretty loud, so.

No, I wasn't.

Whatever you say.

Huh? So whatever you say.

Do you want to talk about it?

I'm just going to make another swigaroo of this.

Yeah? Yeah.

You think you need more?

No.

What are you doing?

I don't think you need any more.

What are you going to do?

What do you want? Just keep it. What do you want from me? Why are you waking me

up?

I wanted to talk to you. I wanted to see if you were okay, Ken.

Do I look like I'm okay?

Well, you look drunk.

Well, your mother has a fending habit.

Yeah. Huh? She's always been like that.

Yeah, I know. I'm not going to fucking lose my house. I know there's

I bet she's crazy as shit.

Well... Do you know why?

What's her fucking deal? Is she out with a younger man? What's going on?

I have no idea.

I'm getting old. She can't deal with it anymore?

Maybe. Huh? I don't know.

Maybe you need someone younger.

What are you doing? Just get out of here, girl.

What's wrong with you?

Why are you trying to take advantage of a drunk old man?

Huh?

Well, I figured since you and Mom are fighting, it'd be...

Perfect chance to fuck you. You know what?

Revenge is served well when you're pissed off. I know that.

That is true.

Huh? I said that is true.

I'm not going to fight with you too much on this one this time.

Somebody pissed me off.

Oh yeah?

Huh? I said oh yeah?

Yeah.

What are you trying to do here to me? What is this?

Hopefully the thing works with all that vodka.

Oh, yeah.

Got a whiskey dick.

No, that ain't whiskey. I'm drinking that Russian water.

Let me help you out.

Yeah.

Let's get those off of you, Dad.

Help you out with your old man problems.

Yeah. Huh?

Oh, you're going through.

You really want to make me feel better, huh?

Of course, Daddy.

Just get on the floor so I can get comfortable.

Yeah, definitely.

Good company, Daddy.

Why don't you let me see your booty real quick? You like that?

Rub it on your old man's cock.

How about that?

Like that?

Just like that, Daddy?

That's a good girl.

Yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Mm

-hmm.

Does that feel good daddy?

That's a good girl.

I don't want to do it again.

It's too much.

I don't want to do it again.

It's too much.

Tell you what.

What, Daddy?

Why don't you take those clothes off.

Stand up, do a little strip tease.

Take those clothes off and hop on your old man's cot.

You know what you're doing.

That was so good, Daddy.

Yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

All the way down.

Just like that.

The Monsters?

You haven't done channel lessons in a while. Let's get this filled for you.

about that?

Okay,

lay back for a minute.

I bet your mom would like this.

Definitely. She'd be jealous.

She'd be jealous.

I guess you're finished off this.

That's potato water.

Yeah, maybe.

Maybe you should go get cleaned up just in case your mom comes home.

Yeah.

Thank you, Dad. You ever had that done before?

No? No.

No? Uh -uh.

Well, you look beautiful.

Thank you.

Why don't you go take a shower and clean up, baby doll?

I will. Okay?

Bye, Dottie. We'll watch TV together later.

Okay. Bye.

Later. Bye.