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Well,

it's been about a year.

No,

it's not too bad.

Code 3,

they taught us that the academy, they put

domestic charges.

Something like that? Yeah, domestics.

So is there, like, a drug problem out here?

No, not so much that.

So what am I expecting? Like, we're heading out to a call right now.

Oh, yeah, this is a domestic.

I've been on this call three times.

And typically the same thing over and over again.

Staying in the family's house.

Out of their minds.

Father and daughter.

You'll see when we get there.

It's ridiculous, man. I'm over this. This is what our taxpayers are paying

It's a shame because we could be really dealing with some legitimate crime out

there, but no, instead we're sending this over here to answer this kind of

It's ridiculous.

I mean, they did say at the academy we'd kind of be doing some stuff that's not

so heroic.

I guess every day can't be, uh... Yeah, can't be like, uh... Cops.

Yeah. Saving babies from burning buildings and shit. Exactly.

All right.

So where we're headed, we're... It shouldn't be anything too crazy, right?

we're busting out some ninja movies.

Nah, we don't have to worry about it.

We're just trying to calm them down.

Well, as the captain says, you know, I'm the greenie, so.

Greenhorn. The greenhorn, yeah.

Right.

Oh, down to the dead end. All right.

They teach us at the academy to, like, always plan for your escape.

You know, take your need to call for backup.

Sure, sure. No way out before you do.

Absolutely.

Here we go.

It's a nice place out here.

Right here?

Seems like a pretty good spot right here.

All right.

All right.

Let's do it.

All right.

We're running?

Let's go.

All right, Officer Cox.

This is my third time coming to this call. You know that? Yeah.

So just kind of just be at my brain, all right?

All right, you ready? Let's do this.

I guess we can just go in.

That fucking buddy!

Fuck you!

There's a line of guys waiting to come see you.

All right, all right, all right.

Mr. Derrick? What is this?

Did you really call the fucking cops? I didn't call the cops!

Calm down.

I want you to stay where you're at, Mr. Derrick.

What seems to be the problem? This is our third time dispatched out to this

address.

Her! She thinks this is a little whorehouse. She's got guys coming in and

Whoa,

whoa, whoa.

What the fuck? The whore? You call me a whore.

You keep bringing these guys.

I'm 18. I can do whatever the fuck I want.

18 and act like an adult.

I'm your stepfather. I'm going to put the rules down here.

Exactly. You're not my real fuck.

Now listen, guys.

All right, listen. Just calm down for a second. Calm down for a second.

Sir, do they have a history of violence?

No history of violence. Just this type of carrying on. I never know, you know,

what's going to happen here.

Listen, lady, just stop.

Calm down.

What are you doing?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. It's me. What are you doing? Because you can't control

yourself. You can't keep your legs closed. I can fucking do anything I

And you do.

You better act like a lady. Yeah. I'll pay the fucking mortgage. I don't know

why you think this is your fucking house. Don't talk to me like that.

I can fucking talk to you however I fucking want to. All right.

Look, here's what we're going to do. I'm not coming here anymore.

I'm not going to come back here anymore, Mr. Darrow. You understand, Laney? I'm

taking somebody down to the station. We're going to handle this. No,

wait, no. We're going to go down to the station.

I'm not coming back here anymore. Just listen to me. No, please.

Please don't arrest me. Fuck.

What is... Look.

Over there.

Over there.

Come here. Come here.

Listen to me.

You're going to fight all the time, huh?

Yeah.

You don't want to go down on a statement, right? No, I don't.

Well, what are you going to do to help the matter?

Fuck, I don't know. Fuck.

Well, listen, I think I have a constant idea.

Listen to the mouth on her. She talks like a little whore.

Clean your mouth up. Fuck, fuck, fuck off.

So what more do you know? It's fucked. It's all you know. I think I have a...

What is all the canvas here?

It's like a fucking... Don't fucking touch me. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't

fucking touch me. Whoa.

You know what, guys? I'm getting really fed up with coming down here. It's my

third time in this address, missed call.

I think I have a remedy.

You guys want to fight?

Or you want to, you know, live in harmony? You guys are family.

Not really. You're not my real dad.

Yeah, well, as long as you're under this towel. Accept it. He's your father.

There you go.

Thank you, officer.

Yeah, absolutely. I got the same kind of situation.

Here's what I suggest.

Come here.

For a second.

You guys stay right there.

Hey,

you two.

We're talking. Hold the book.

Hold the book. You two.

Don't help me if this fucking book drops out of your hand.

You're both going down to the fucking station.

Now be quiet.

Hold the fucking book.

All right, here's my thing.

I ain't coming back to this location anymore.

It's the third call.

So what do you think we do?

I'm just going to make them.

Just kiss and make up.

Okay.

Here's what we're going to do.

Give me this fucking book.

Here's what we're going to do.

And if you fail to comply and do any of this, I'm bringing you both to the

station and never coming back to this place again.

You understand?

Okay, yes.

All right.

I want you to kiss and make up.

Are you fucking kidding me?

What's this?

You think that's funny? What the fuck?

Look, I got two seats in the back of this squad car. I'll take you both down

the station.

Kiss and make up? That's my stepdaughter. You want me to fucking

daughter? Yeah, well, you know what? I don't care.

Stepdaughter or not. Can we do that?

Do whatever we want.

All right. I got your back. Really?

Yeah, that's what I want. I want you to kiss and make up.

Okay, yeah.

Sorry. Sorry, Dad.

Are you okay?

I don't believe it.

I want to see a real kiss.

Excuse me? Yeah. You heard me.

Ask cops.

What the fuck?

No.

I want a real kiss.

Father -daughter kiss.

So if I kiss my stepdad, I can, I'm not going to jail. Neither of us are going

to jail, right?

Well, that's a good start.

Let's see how you make out with that.

What do you think?

What kind of kids? They don't teach us that stuff at the academy. At this

the academy is going to do it.

So you're going to do this or what?

Otherwise, you know, we got other stuff to do. We got other people's fucking

calls. No, I'm not out of my mind. You guys are out of your mind.

It's my third time coming here.

Have you ever been arrested, Mr. Darrow?

No. How about you, Lainey?

It's been close. Let's start. You want to start now? No, I don't. Or you want

do what I tell you?

Goes on your record.

All of you for life.

Good job.

Seems like an awful easy thing for me to do. You know what I mean?

Should I put these away? I mean, fuck. If you guys are going to fucking egg us

on. Like here.

There. That. How's that?

I said it's a start.

It's a start. But you know what? I ain't buying it.

It's not sincere.

You know?

Get rid of all your differences. Whatever you're fighting about. She's

guys home. This is your house. You don't like the way she dressed.

Are you jealous?

Just with other guys? Is that how it is?

I mean, seriously.

We got a whole fucking world out there. Crazy, full of crime and bullshit.

And here I'm standing in your living room dealing with your guys' crap.

So, you gonna do this?

So dumb. No, I don't want... Fucking touch my dad.

All right, you know what? I had enough. Officer Cox, get this together.

We're going down to the fucking station. I ain't had enough of this shit. I'll

fucking do it. I'll kiss my dad. No, too late. You had your fucking chance. No,

please. Fucking come out here. No, please.

I'll do it. I'll fucking do it. You guys are so fucking... Bullshit. No, please.

I'll kiss my dad.

I'll fucking do it. You know what?

Come with me. No, please.

No, please. You know you had your chance to fucking kiss your dad, and now it's

gone. What the fuck, please?

I'm not getting arrested. Get in your fucking car. No, please.

Are you going to fucking listen to me then?

What do you fucking want?

I'm telling you, I'll do what you fucking want. You had your chance to

fucking dad, and now you're not going to do it. No, I'll fucking do anything you

want. I can't get arrested. Well, guess what?

Now you're going to kiss him. I want you to fuck your dad.

Fine, fine. I'll fuck my dad, you sick piece of shit.

Oh, I can't wait to do this. You think that's going to happen?

I believe it when I see it. Yeah, I believe it when I see it. This is your

fucking chance.

Let's see it. Let's see it. Oh, God.

Fucking bullshit.

God.

God. That's a fucking pig.

Now get in there.

Had enough of this shit.

Yeah, well, guess what?

We didn't.

Tell them what you got to do now.

it again, okay?

Again? Fucking years in jail.

What?

I didn't fucking tell you because I didn't want you to flip on me like

doing right now. Fuck.

Well, you better tell me now.

Okay.

Why don't I tell him? She's turning tricks.

Yeah, that's right. We brought her down to the station once before. That's

right. She's got a little bit of a rap sheet.

Huh? Yeah.

How do you think she paid for that nice car out there? What is wrong with you?

Why the fuck not? It's my own fucking body. I'm 18.

Jesus Christ.

What's the fucking deal? I am so disgusted with you. You are disgusting.

Are we wasting our time here? Look, you're going to do it or what?

Fine, Dad. We made a deal.

I don't know. I think we're wasting our time right now.

They won't arrest me if we fuck, which is fucking disgusting.

What did you just say to me? They want us to fuck, so they won't fucking arrest

me.

What is this?

No, it's not a joke. You know why? I'm sick of coming out to this fucking

You guys fuck, and I'll let you off the hook, and we'll get the fuck out of

here. I'm never coming back here again.

Have you lost your mind? No, I haven't lost my fucking mind.

This is like, this is the ultimatum here. Of course it is for you, because

you're used to fucking your way into and out of everything, aren't you?

I guess she's fucking her way out of this one, huh? I fucking hate you!

Just fucking do it so I don't have to get arrested!

Goddamn!

I figured I'd pick something that was so outlandish that if you did it, then

we'd fucking get out of here.

I don't think you got it in you.

We don't think you got it. I can't fucking get arrested again, okay? Let's

fucking do it.

Okay?

Do you want me to fuck you?

I don't want to get arrested.

You want me to fuck you because you've been arrested too many times.

For prostitution.

Is that what you're saying right now? You want your stepfather to fuck you

because you've been arrested too many times for prostitution.

Fucking say it a bunch more times.

Fuck, yes. Look at your life.

Look at your life.

You know what, officer?

I'm going to do it. What's one more fucking cock amongst a slew of cocks?

That she's taken on. What's one more? And if someone's going to fuck you, it

might as well be me because I'm the only one that loves you. And I doubt you

even know what it's like to be fucked by someone who loves you.

Really? Yeah.

That's fucking crazy.

Have some respect. Close the door.

We're going to go over here.

Get the door.

And I'm going to show you what a cock is love feels like.

Consider it an opportunity to get to know each other better.

Spare us ever having to come back here again.

Bend over.

Goddamn pants.

I hope you guys like this shit.

Oh, wow.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Fuck.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

I'm going to teach you a goddamn lesson.

Fuck.

Okay, fine.

Fuck. Jesus. Put your head in the couch.

Fuck. Now spread your ass.

Spread your ass, I said. God damn it.

Is this how the boys treat you? That you bring home the fuck in this house?

No.

I'm sure she's used to it.

Oh, my God.

What do you think, Officer Cox?

Have a day on the job. Oh, my God.

You... Oh, my...

Holy... Is this what you wanted, gentlemen?

Oh, my... Hey, you know what? It spares us having to lug you guys down to the

damn station.

Fucking sick.

Shut up.

It's about time someone teaches you a fucking lesson.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. As much as you're not enjoying this, Mr. Darrow, how do you

Oh, my God.

I haven't been with a young woman in so long.

You can thank us.

Surprisingly, yes.

Yes.

That's a good one.

The boys at the precinct will appreciate this one.

I've been wanting to fucking punish you for so long.

You're not

supposed to be enjoying

this.

You're such a good guy. Oh, my God.

Shut your mouth.

Shut your mouth.

Do you hear me?

Thanks a lot for dad fucking me.

Hey, you know what?

Family that plays together stays together.

Hey, we're just, you know, giving you guys an opportunity to stay out of jail.

So hopefully you're enjoying yourself.

Is this what you were made for?

Like a pleasing color?

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

That's good. She really is a good cocksucker.

Don't forget that's my stepdaughter.

We'll never forget that.

Thank you.

Do you understand me? Yes.

Yes, sir.

You better stop giving your pussy away.

Because it has worth.

Do you understand?

Yes. You have worth.

So why don't we wrap this up? I want to see you cum on your daughter's face.

What?

Cum on my face?

You two are sick fucks. We ain't your sick fucks. Believe me.

wraps that up. I'm glad you guys had a good time.

That's about as much time we have here, so we're going to let ourselves out the

front door.

And remember, we're never coming back to this place again, all right? So I'm

glad you guys worked it out.

This will be a great bonding moment for you two, all right? We'll see you.

And keep that look.

Really looks good on you.

All right.

We'll see you.

Hey, cameraman.

Let's go.

We got to roll.

What the fuck?

What just happened? What the fuck is this?

What just happened?

What the fuck? That shit's crazy.

I'm glad I got teed up with you. Yeah, man.

I told you this would be a fun trip. I'm fucking real. Let's go. Yeah, we got to

get going. We got to ride.

In the car you go.

I hope you got that.