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Christ. That was humongous.

My God.

Hello? Uh, yes.

My name is Charles. I got a voice message on my answering machine. It told

come by.

Alright, let me put you in.

Alright.

Hi, my name is Charles.

Hi, young lady.

My name is Charles. Nice to meet you.

Hi,

my name is Charles.

It's a pleasure to meet you.

You must be Charles.

Yes, and you must be Kelly.

Yes, come on in.

Hey, how are you doing?

Good, how are you?

Oh, I'm very well, thank you.

Wow, this is a really nice place you have.

Yeah, it is, isn't it?

Yeah, it's breathtaking.

Wow.

Well, why don't you sit on down and I'll go get us some water. I would like

that. Thank you very much.

ice in your water?

Yeah. I love ice.

It's perfect.

Thank you.

Yeah.

So first, I'd just like to say thank you.

I know this is a little bit of a weird situation, but I really appreciate you

coming all the way out here.

Absolutely. I just like taking road trips.

What is it?

I'm sorry. I was just staring at you because you looked so much like your

when she was young.

Really? That's funny you should say that. Most people say the exact

that we look nothing alike.

Really? Well, I guess... Everybody's entitled to their own opinion, but I

haven't seen your mother in a very, very long time, but you guys look a lot

alike.

It's just beautiful.

I'm really sorry for your loss.

Your mother was a wonderful woman.

Thank you.

And you said on the phone that this was her house?

This place was beautiful.

She must have done very well for herself.

I mean, did very well for herself.

Yeah, she actually lived in this house until the day she died.

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm a little nervous.

It's not every day that you meet your, you know.

I'm nervous, too.

This whole situation is a bit uncomfortable for me.

I know.

My head's literally been spinning since I got the message from you.

Me too.

Although I have to admit, you're nothing like I pictured of you over the phone.

Your voice sounds way different on the answering machine.

Well, let me explain that situation.

So I got a new answering machine, and I didn't know how to work it, so I have a

roommate named John, and he helped me set it up. And he left the first

so I understand where your confusion comes in.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

Yeah, so I've been looking for my birth father for a while now.

Okay. My mom didn't really leave a lot of information about him.

There have been a couple of false hopes, so I'm not trying to keep my hopes up.

Okay, well, it's a good thing that you're trying to find him, and I hope

the guy.

Yeah.

But I guess we've got to talk about...

Why am I here today?

So, like I was saying over the phone, I think that

you might be my father.

It's kind of a big deal.

Yeah, it really is.

This isn't the first time I've reached out to someone about this.

And other times it didn't work out. It was really hard on me.

But this time I've got it narrowed down to you and a couple of others.

And I really want to be sure.

So if you wouldn't mind, could I ask you some questions about your life?

Sure.

And I'm not trying to be rude, but wouldn't it be easier for us to just run

do a paternity test?

Yeah, I may do that, but I just wanted to get to know you a little bit better

I could narrow it down a bit.

Okay, sure.

So you two were together for a couple of months, right?

Actually, it was more like a couple of weeks, but you should already know that

when we talked on the phone, I told you that. Remember?

Oh, yes, of course.

So, when exactly was that night?

You know, I didn't know I was coming over here for a pop quiz. I wasn't

prepared. I'm sorry.

I'm just trying to fill in some blanks here.

I'm sure you understand.

Yeah, I mean, I guess if I was in your shoes.

I'd fill you completely.

It's probably like a father and daughter trait or something.

Charles?

Let me think.

It was probably like 96 -ish, maybe.

Oh, really? Because my mom told me you met on New Year's in 1998.

Oh, yeah.

98, 96.

It all blends in. I was partying a lot back then.

But I'm sure whatever your mom says is consistent.

She always was the organized one.

Yeah, she was actually.

She was always such a neat freak. I mean, you could tell just by looking

the house.

Yeah.

I have to agree.

And apparently you met doing my mom's favorite thing.

Yeah, we sure did.

We actually met on a skiing trip.

Yes, exactly.

Yeah.

And did you two hit it off right away?

I mean, we were opposites, but I'm a pretty go -with -the -flow type of guy.

your mom was an amazing planner.

I mean, we had some great chemistry.

So what you're saying is you were quite the ladies' man.

Actually,

no.

We did it. I would remember that part of our relationship for sure.

Okay. I must be mistaken.

Yeah. I'm sorry.

Who are you?

Excuse me?

You're not my father and I'm beginning to think your name's not even Charles.

I'm hurt.

What kind of person do you think I am?

The kind of person who's only interested in one thing.

Money?

You knew my mom was wealthy, and now that she's dead and I've inherited

everything, you just want a piece of it. You thought you found your meal ticket,

but I'm not that stupid.

You're completely wrong, not at all. I just thought I was meeting the daughter

never even knew existed.

Give me a break.

I don't know what I have to do to convince you, but if you know what you

know, then why am I even here?

Because I knew you were full of shit.

And I just wanted to see what you would have to say for yourself.

That's the only reason why you're here.

Look, I'm not buying that.

Look, I think maybe you don't want to find your father.

You know?

I think the last few times probably didn't work out. You got your heart

from failed effort.

Look, it's okay to be afraid.

I get it.

And I know we don't know each other that well.

If we're going to move forward, we need to make up for lost time in this

relationship.

You're right.

You're absolutely right.

But not for the reasons that you think.

I'm afraid because of how I felt when I saw you.

What do you mean?

Because... If you weren't my father, then...

I would have already fucked you all.

No.

You're not serious.

Oh, I'm serious.

Whoa. I mean, I definitely wouldn't have sex with my own daughter.

You and I both know I'm not your daughter.

How do you know that?

I just do.

Well, I'm telling you the truth. How do I convince you?

Listen, you can tell me the truth.

I'm not even angry.

I mean, how could I be so angry when the fact that you're not my father opens up

a lot of very interesting possibilities.

Are you really willing to risk that you might be wrong about me?

I'm not wrong.

I saw the way you looked at me.

No man looks at his own flesh and blood like that.

Not even the smallest little chance?

There is no chance that you are my father.

But if we want to make this work, which I know we both want, you're going to

have to stop lying to me.

Why keep up with this charade anyway?

I don't trust you, so I'm going to get that paternity test.

Nice touch, by the way.

And once the results come back, it'll just prove me right.

Listen, you came all the way out here.

You might as well make it worth your while.

So, what do you say, Daddy?

Look, let me talk to you for a second.

I got to tell you something.

I lied to you, and I'm very ashamed of it.

Please, please forgive me.

Of course.

So who are you?

Me? My real name is John.

I'm actually Charles' roommate.

When you called and left the message on the machine, and I just deleted it right

away.

Charles and everyone heard the message.

Charles doesn't even know about it.

Thanks, but you're not the only one who knows how to play people.

I was bluffing, you loser.

I wasn't sure about any of it, but thanks to you, now I am.

So, why don't you get the fuck out and never come back?

You're not getting any of this.

You bitch. If you think I'm fucking leaving here without any of this... What

fuck are you going to do? I'm going to do exactly what you've been itching for

me to do since I walked in the door.

I'm going to give you what you want.

You don't know what the fuck I want.

Oh, trust me. I know what a woman wants. I might not be your dad, but I could be

your daddy.

So what do you say, darling daughter? Are you ready for this?

Bring it.

Oh, yeah?

Yes, yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

It's all wet. It's like that. I don't know about you.

You're doing it so good.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

yes, yes.

Is this what you wanted?

That's a little fucking hair. Well, see ya.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes.

Fuck,

yes.

Oh, yes, daddy.

Yes,

daddy.

Yeah,

yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

You're so fucking crazy.

Beautiful hugger, baby.

Beautiful hugger.

Look at this beautiful hugger right there.

I just want to see my kid calling him out here a little fucking tiny bit.

I can barely stick my dick in you and I'm fucking crying.

Oh my God.

I don't want you to stop, but I have to make you stop.

You want to cum already, Daddy?

Don't fuck up.

Because the way you talk, you look like a fucking cunt.

Not yet.

Not yet, right?

I just want to watch you. You're so beautiful.

I'm glad we stopped playing those fucking

games.

Get it. That shit looks so good. Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God. Look at you, little fucker.

How old are you, baby? Tell me.

Tell me.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah.

That's my good girl.

Yeah. Oh.

Keep going.

You're so fucking beautiful.

Yeah, right there. Like that girl.

She's such a good girl.

You like your dirty little girl?

Yeah? Mm -hmm. My dirty little girl? Mm -hmm.

Yes, Daddy. Shake your little ass.

And make Daddy cry.

Mm -hmm. Not yet.

Yeah. Yeah.

Such a beautiful face.

Yes, it's your pussy, Teddy. Tell me that.

It's your pussy, Teddy.

I love that. Yeah. I love hearing your little... Yeah, Teddy, it's your pussy.

It's your pussy, Teddy.

Yes. Oh, my God.

It's so wet, baby.

Here, you want to taste it?

God be with you.

tell me you're my little girl i'm your little girl tell me tell me yeah

Look at your face.

I didn't want to do that to make you make those faces.

Idiot.

Bite it, bite it, bite it.

Thank you.

Yes.

God, you feel so good.

Yeah, you're just rocking that dick off of your pussy. Go ahead.

Yeah. Yeah, you like that.

You can't come dance on me. I think I

got it. Yeah?

Yeah.

Fuck. Yes, baby.

Yes, sir.

Keep on.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh, I don't think it's like that.

Oh,

oh, oh, I can't come.

Yes, yes.

Yes.

fucking tongue.

It's so soft.

Yeah, you fuck.

Yeah.

Oh, my fucking teeth.

Oh,

yes, Daddy. Yes, please.

We can get it.

Just

like

that? Just like that?

Does that make you come?

I want to see you come. You can stay there until you come.

Are you going to come for me?

Show me.

Keep sucking.

Yes, yes.

Yes.

Yes, yes,

yes.

Well, yes, you're going to keep it all the way in your fucking mouth.

There you go.

There you go.

Come here. You can ride it. Here you go.

Fuck.

You got, like, tracked, you freaking dog.

Okay, you're looking pretty good.

Yes. Yes.

Stay right there.

Stay right there.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes, Daddy.

Keep your eyes closed.

Right.

Right.

So how was that?

Get the fuck out.

You're not going to have me spend the night?

Go fuck yourself.

Is that how you're going to talk to your father?

You are not my father. You're just a sad, pathetic con man.

And I'm going to call Charles later and tell him all about this.

Charles doesn't even know you exist.

We'll see.

And just know that all of this will never be yours.