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Hey, what's the car? Oh, hey. Hey, Jill.
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Hey, you think that space heater has got
it hot enough in here?
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Uh, yeah, it looks fine.
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It feels hotter than two rats fucking in
a wool sock.
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Oh, my God.
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It is. It's hot.
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Turn your goddamn space heater off. All
right.
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Why do you have it so hot in here? It's
like a fucking sauna.
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It feels good. I don't know.
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You like it hot?
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Yeah.
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I never understood that about you.
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Keep this fucking house. Sometimes I
come in and the thermostat's on like 98.
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I get killed. I don't know. So what's
cracking with you?
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Um, I'm grounded for one.
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What? Yeah.
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Grounded? Yeah. Mom won't let me leave
like at all. Not even go to volleyball
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practice or school.
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Wait a minute. Pump your brakes. What
are you talking about?
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She grounded me for two weeks.
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Fuck. You gotta go to volleyball
practice. What about all that shit we've
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practicing? I don't know.
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Let that cord up out back for you to
miss volleyball practice. What, is she
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of her fucking mind? I think so.
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She's literally not letting me do
anything. I have to stay in this room.
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We might need to have her checked out.
Something's wrong with her.
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Who would keep their daughter from
volleyball practice? It's fucking
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I know, right?
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And you learned... Dude.
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That spot shot you learned? Man.
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Ow. You're about to own some bitches
with that.
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We worked on it endlessly.
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It's ridiculous.
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Anyways, so she's been really fucking
weird with me, too.
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Why? What's going on? I don't know. I
think she's cheating.
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She's cheating? That's why she's being
mean. I think she's self -projecting. I
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think she's blocking you in your room
and making you miss everything because
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she's jealous that you're younger than
her.
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That actually makes a lot of sense.
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She... It's like she has randomly
started being rude to me for no reason.
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Yeah, exactly, because you're
developing. Look at you.
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You think so?
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You look really hot.
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And I think that she resents me because
she gets all her money from me. So she
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resents me for the money, and she
resents you because you're just super
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But you didn't do anything.
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No, I'm just your stepdad. I'm just a
good dude.
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Yeah, you've just made her life better.
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I know.
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It's ridiculous.
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You don't deserve that. I'll just send
her money and say, have a good time. But
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you know what?
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I haven't seen her in like two days.
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Maybe she is cheating on you.
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Did she ground you and leave?
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Yeah.
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How does she know that you're locked in
your room then? You could just leave.
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Fuck it.
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Oh, the cameras.
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The cameras?
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Oh, outside. You didn't know about the
cameras?
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Outside.
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You didn't know we had cameras in the
house. Look at you.
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In the house. I thought they were just
outside.
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Uh, nothing.
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Oh, my God. She's so fucking crazy.
She's weird. She's been watching us, you
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know? She told me about it the other
day. Is there a video camera in my room?
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She told me about it the other day.
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah. What have you been doing in here?
What are you worried about?
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A boy sneaking in a window?
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No.
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No?
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Yeah, this is the boy sneaking in a
window era.
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This is when they come in and they lick
your butt.
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Lick my butt?
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No. So maybe I got an idea.
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Let's pin her down.
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Let's text her and tell her we're all
going to church Sunday.
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And then how can she argue with that?
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Yeah, she has to let me go to church,
right?
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No, she can't argue with that.
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Because then she's always trying to...
She told me, she goes, you're going to
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hell. I found those dirty magazines
under your pillow.
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Blah, blah, blah.
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You're going to be locked up right next
to the devil. Blah, blah, blah. I'm
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like, what are you talking about? I'm
just looking at girls.
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What the fuck are you talking about?
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I'm looking at dirty magazines. Every
man does that. She told me I'm going to
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hell for it.
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So she's like, we're going to church.
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Blah, blah, blah. Yada, yada, yada,
yada.
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You like those young girls, blah, blah,
all this bullshit. And then she slammed
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the fucking door and said, we're going
to church Sunday. You better be ready.
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never went because, you know, she's
probably out blowing some fucking
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or something.
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Oh, my God.
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But anyways.
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You really think she's cheating on you
like that?
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Yeah, I do.
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But you know what?
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I got my thumb over her. You know why?
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Because she gets all her money from me
so I can meet up with her whenever I
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fucking feel like it.
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I can be like, I'm meeting up with you
right now. And she's like, okay.
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And she'll be there in like two minutes.
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Because what are you going to, what's
she going to do without money? She's a
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money grubbing. Well, why don't you tell
her to unground me since you have a
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wrapped around your finger?
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I could do that.
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Yeah. I need you to be in volleyball
practice. Like, I don't.
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Yeah, how am I going to get a
scholarship if I have to play
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realize I'll leave work early to come
help you with that shit?
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She doesn't care.
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Apparently not.
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Maybe she needs to see Jesus on Sunday.
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I think so.
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I'm going to text her right now.
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Do what?
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I'm going to text her and tell her we're
going to talk to God on Sunday and
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we're going to get her straightened out.
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Text her right now and we're going to
meet up and talk about ungrounding you.
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Now we're going to go see and talk to
Jesus, alright?
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Sounds good.
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So I just sent her a message. I said,
we're going to church on Sunday, but
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you're in jail since you tell me and
Jill that we need to go to church all
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time. And I told her I need to meet up
with her in an hour at a very specific
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spot that I'm not going to share with
you.
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But yeah, I told her we're going to need
to meet up and talk and that we need to
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go to church.
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So how's she going to say no to church?
Think about it.
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Unless she's hiding something. Unless
she's doing something on Sundays. I
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she was in a rush when she left.
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So, in an hour... Oh, she responded.
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Did she say... Of
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course. She said, okay, see you in an
hour.
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So, just like that, I got that
motherfucking...
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Diaries of a pimp. You see that?
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Oh my god.
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Am I old?
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Yeah.
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Do people not say that kind of stuff
anymore? No, that was a total dad joke.
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was trying to be cool.
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Not cool, huh?
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Anyways, yeah, so I'm meeting up with
her in an hour to figure out why the
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you're sitting in your room doing
nothing because it's kind of weird.
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It's got some weird sadistic culture to
it. Is she like Mormon or some shit?
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What the fuck is this?
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She's like, go sit in your room and do
nothing.
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Yeah.
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She wanted you to look in the corner,
didn't she?
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That's what she used to make me do.
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That's kind of hot.
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Standing in the corner?
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Yeah.
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I don't like it.
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Yeah, well, whatever.
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Yeah, but you really are filling out and
developing.
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Do you think so?
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Yeah, I'm a little concerned about it. I
don't know how I'm going to live under
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this roof with you like this. This is
not going to be...
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It's an easy task.
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Why?
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You look really good, and I'll be
perfectly honest with you, I'm getting a
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Really? Mm -hmm.
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Why don't you come over here?
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No, I'm not coming over here. I was just
joking.
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You're just having teenage hormones.
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She's cheating on you anyway.
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You're having teenage hormones.
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Calm down. I'm going to go talk to her.
I'm going to get you out of trouble.
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I'm going to give her some money so I
keep my pimp hands strong.
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You know what I mean?
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I didn't think so.
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All right, well, I guess. I don't know.
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What about the cameras?
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All right, there's a camera in the room.
I'm not going to lie. I'm going to
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unplug it. Where?
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I'm going to unplug it.
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That way she doesn't see us.
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No, don't unplug it. I want her to see
us. I'm going to unplug it. I'll just
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cover it up. You want her to see it?
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She probably won't look at it right away
anyways.
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And even if she does, it's kind of hot.
Who cares?
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Who cares?
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Fuck her.
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She's been a bitch. She's cheating on
me. She's such a bitch. She's cheating
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me and she's locking you in your room
during volleyball practice. Think about
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that. For real. Think about it for a
second. You are literally missing an
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extracurricular activity that you
practice to get into college because
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at you. She's jealous of me. She's got
you locked up like some crazy ass sadist
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bullshit. Dude, what the fuck is wrong
with her? I know.
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Anyways.
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So.
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I guess I'll get going.
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Oh, come here.
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Well, I'll sit down and talk to you a
little bit more, but I'm not going to do
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anything. But, no, I've been feeling
really sad lately.
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Sad? Mm -hmm. I feel like she's going
to, like, leave me and I'm going to lose
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everything. Why do you feel like that?
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Why do you think?
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That's all the shit we just talked
about.
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You look a little boring. What's wrong
with you?
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I don't know.
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Huh? Nothing.
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What do you want?
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He thought I was developing.
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You are developing. I don't know, I'm
just excited.
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Goodness.
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May I feel the texture of your skirt?
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Is that okay for the skirt?
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Yeah.
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You're still bad.
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I'm sure you still do.
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What the hell are you doing with my
panties?
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What the hell?
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You're out of control.
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It's like he knew I was coming in here.
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Do you like him?
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I do.
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What to do here?
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You got me in a real situation.
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So, you're telling me that... Telling
you what?
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You're blowing me.
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If I tell your mother to let you out of
this fucking room, you'll give me a
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blowjob. That's what you're saying?
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Well, say it. That way I'm not gonna get
blackmailed with this fucking camera.
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Oh, my God.
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If you tell my mom and convince her to
let me out of this room, I'll give you a
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blowjob. You sure?
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Yes. All right.
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Well, let's make this quick, huh?
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Get comfortable, though. I'm not gonna
just, like, hang off the edge of the
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That's not comfortable. Oh, my God.
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That's not comfortable, hanging off the
edge of the bed.
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Are you sure about this?
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I'm sure.
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You're running for the kill fast there.
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What do you think about it? Are you
surprised? What's going on in your head
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right now?
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I'm excited.
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I'm thinking about how pissed off my
stupid mom would be if she walked in.
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Just like when I picked a pisser up.
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Mm -hmm.
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Do you
246
00:11:59,580 --> 00:12:16,900
like
247
00:12:16,900 --> 00:12:17,900
that, Daddy?
248
00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:19,720
Do you like it?
249
00:12:19,980 --> 00:12:20,980
Mm -hmm.
250
00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:24,280
I want you to have it right there.
251
00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:30,500
It's my first time actually
252
00:13:47,430 --> 00:13:48,830
Hmm.
253
00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:21,080
What do you think of this?
254
00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:54,080
Thank you.
255
00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:31,030
How was that?
256
00:15:32,210 --> 00:15:33,210
Good.
257
00:15:35,010 --> 00:15:36,590
You got a belly full?
258
00:15:37,130 --> 00:15:38,130
Yeah.
259
00:15:38,810 --> 00:15:39,810
Thank you.
260
00:15:40,170 --> 00:15:41,170
Yeah.
261
00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:44,410
Don't tell mom.
262
00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:47,650
I'm not going to tell mom. She's fucking
out of her mind.
263
00:15:48,750 --> 00:15:50,050
You know what I'm going to do?
264
00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:51,730
Get me ungrounded?
265
00:15:51,950 --> 00:15:55,310
Yep. I'm going to get you out of this
fucking room and I'm going to go get her
266
00:15:55,310 --> 00:15:58,170
some money so I can keep her under my
thumb. Thank you.
267
00:15:58,810 --> 00:16:01,390
Yeah, there's no need for you to sit in
here. This is fucking ridiculous.
268
00:16:01,510 --> 00:16:03,430
There's nothing to do in here. I agree.
269
00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:05,330
Here.
270
00:16:06,870 --> 00:16:08,050
Go tell her.
271
00:16:08,390 --> 00:16:11,910
Suddenly reality sunk in. You're like, I
don't know if I like this or not.
272
00:16:13,210 --> 00:16:14,210
What?
273
00:16:15,330 --> 00:16:17,150
Go tell her to unground me.
274
00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:18,610
Reality sunk in.
275
00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:21,210
What? You want me out of here.
276
00:16:21,450 --> 00:16:23,150
I want to be out of here. Me.
277
00:16:23,770 --> 00:16:25,250
I need to get out of here.
278
00:16:26,530 --> 00:16:29,430
I'll hear you. I'll hear you. All right.
I'll go talk to her, okay?
279
00:16:29,770 --> 00:16:32,490
Okay. All right. Thank you. That never
happened.
280
00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:34,230
You're the best, Dad.
281
00:16:34,510 --> 00:16:35,510
It never happened.
282
00:16:35,710 --> 00:16:37,670
I'm already thinking about it. It's
fucking with me.
283
00:16:38,770 --> 00:16:40,410
All right. I'll go talk to her.
284
00:16:46,410 --> 00:16:47,550
Hey, what's up, Jill?
285
00:16:47,850 --> 00:16:48,850
Hey,
286
00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:51,430
I wanted to talk to you about something.
287
00:16:51,830 --> 00:16:52,890
Sure. What's up?
288
00:16:53,150 --> 00:16:54,150
Just what?
289
00:16:54,959 --> 00:16:57,320
Remember what we were talking about the
other day? Yeah.
290
00:16:57,600 --> 00:17:03,620
About how I thought, you know, you know,
he was cheating on me?
291
00:17:05,339 --> 00:17:09,380
Yeah. Well, I guess he got a private
investigator and found out that she was
292
00:17:09,380 --> 00:17:10,380
cheating on me.
293
00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:12,240
Oh, my God. Are you serious?
294
00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:16,680
Yeah, she's been cheating on me. And he
said he thinks it's been going on for a
295
00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:17,680
long time.
296
00:17:18,020 --> 00:17:19,300
I'm so sorry.
297
00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:20,560
Now I'm crushed.
298
00:17:21,410 --> 00:17:23,770
I'm going to go out with my friends
tonight, and we're going to drink
299
00:17:23,770 --> 00:17:24,770
to death.
300
00:17:25,230 --> 00:17:27,810
No, I don't think you should do that.
That's not a good idea.
301
00:17:28,050 --> 00:17:30,070
I think it's the smartest thing I could
possibly do.
302
00:17:30,570 --> 00:17:32,270
No. Oh, yes.
303
00:17:32,690 --> 00:17:36,590
I could have some Advil. They hydrate.
We'll be fine. We're pros. You know
304
00:17:37,110 --> 00:17:38,870
We're just going to go out. We're going
to have a good time.
305
00:17:39,870 --> 00:17:42,930
We're going to drink our problems away
tonight. My boys got my bag. They
306
00:17:42,930 --> 00:17:44,810
told me. I don't think that's a good
idea.
307
00:17:45,150 --> 00:17:46,149
They're worried about me.
308
00:17:46,150 --> 00:17:49,350
They don't want me sitting up all night
crying, listening to country music,
309
00:17:49,390 --> 00:17:50,390
getting drunk.
310
00:17:50,709 --> 00:17:54,390
Well, I think you should stay in. You
don't want to get drunk by yourself, you
311
00:17:54,390 --> 00:17:55,630
know? Yeah. It's just not healthy.
312
00:17:56,030 --> 00:17:57,850
You gotta get drunk with a group of
people.
313
00:17:58,190 --> 00:18:01,050
But don't get drunk while you're this
upset.
314
00:18:01,810 --> 00:18:04,730
Well... You need to stay in and just
relax.
315
00:18:07,490 --> 00:18:10,890
How about all that? Is there anything...
What is that? Is that a hint?
316
00:18:11,170 --> 00:18:13,810
What? You know what happened, right?
317
00:18:14,370 --> 00:18:17,930
What? I told her I said I'd pay for
everything, and...
318
00:18:18,190 --> 00:18:21,790
There's no prenup. And I told her that,
like, she can get the fuck out of here.
319
00:18:22,250 --> 00:18:25,610
So she's going for the night. So I don't
have to worry about her crazy ass.
320
00:18:26,110 --> 00:18:27,110
That's good.
321
00:18:27,330 --> 00:18:28,330
It is.
322
00:18:28,550 --> 00:18:29,830
That's good for me, too.
323
00:18:30,190 --> 00:18:31,190
Why is it good?
324
00:18:32,430 --> 00:18:33,430
She's a bitch.
325
00:18:33,650 --> 00:18:34,650
Why get a divorce?
326
00:18:34,870 --> 00:18:36,770
Bitch's been cheating on me. Guess how
old he is.
327
00:18:37,170 --> 00:18:40,390
How old? 20 fucking years old. She's
been fucking a 20 -year -old.
328
00:18:41,290 --> 00:18:42,350
Can you believe this?
329
00:18:42,690 --> 00:18:46,030
Well, I know how to... It's kind of
ironic.
330
00:18:48,430 --> 00:18:49,430
I'm like two years off.
331
00:18:51,950 --> 00:18:52,950
Lord.
332
00:18:53,450 --> 00:18:55,050
I don't know what to do. I'm depressed.
333
00:18:55,490 --> 00:18:56,490
I know what to do.
334
00:18:56,730 --> 00:18:57,569
You do?
335
00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:58,570
Yeah.
336
00:18:58,810 --> 00:19:00,210
Do you want to go to the concert?
337
00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:03,070
No. Do you want to go to the football
game?
338
00:19:03,570 --> 00:19:08,210
No. You want to go get... I mean, you
can't drink. You're not old enough.
339
00:19:09,510 --> 00:19:11,170
You want to go hang out with all my
friends?
340
00:19:12,810 --> 00:19:14,250
No? No.
341
00:19:14,590 --> 00:19:16,250
One of them's cute. You might like them.
342
00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:17,780
I don't care.
343
00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:20,260
Cute boys, aren't they? Isn't that all
that matters?
344
00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:22,480
I think you should come here.
345
00:19:22,860 --> 00:19:24,600
What are you doing? Fuck me.
346
00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:26,780
What? Are you sure?
347
00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:29,600
Yeah, right here. Fuck you. Let's do it.
Fuck that bitch.
348
00:19:30,340 --> 00:19:33,360
She fucking disrespected the fuck out of
me, didn't she?
349
00:19:33,620 --> 00:19:35,260
Yeah. Fuck her.
350
00:19:36,260 --> 00:19:37,199
Fuck her.
351
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:41,180
Oh, and by the way, you didn't thank me.
352
00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:44,220
You didn't thank me.
353
00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:46,760
I got you out of that goddamn room.
354
00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:49,560
Well, this is your thank you.
355
00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:51,860
I guess this will suffice.
356
00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:56,040
Maybe this will work. I don't know.
We'll see. So you're sure about this?
357
00:19:56,460 --> 00:19:57,560
Yeah. Huh?
358
00:19:57,980 --> 00:19:59,940
Yeah, I want you to fuck me, daddy.
359
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:02,920
I hope it's on camera.
360
00:20:03,140 --> 00:20:04,220
Fucking crazy bitch.
361
00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:11,380
Sure you're cool with this? Mm -hmm.
362
00:20:35,050 --> 00:20:36,050
It feels so good.
363
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:23,640
to get back to cooking dinner?
364
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:27,100
Tell me a little bit more about what you
did.
365
00:25:28,180 --> 00:25:29,420
Huh? Sure.
366
00:25:29,780 --> 00:25:32,760
Go ahead and cook dinner like that. I
want to see. Okay. Mom's like, I don't
367
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:33,659
have kids or shit.
368
00:25:33,660 --> 00:25:34,660
Oh, well, yeah.
369
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:36,320
Who cares? Interesting point, right?
370
00:25:39,340 --> 00:25:41,920
Yeah, give me help. Yeah, I know you're
not trying to throw one.
371
00:25:59,370 --> 00:26:00,370
It's good.
372
00:26:00,390 --> 00:26:01,690
It's good? Thank you.
373
00:26:02,470 --> 00:26:03,850
It's been going well for you?
374
00:26:04,130 --> 00:26:07,130
Yeah. Did you get promoted or anything
like that?
375
00:26:08,090 --> 00:26:09,090
No.
376
00:26:09,310 --> 00:26:10,950
Well, I've got to talk to you about
something.
377
00:26:11,910 --> 00:26:13,710
I've got to talk to you about something
that's kind of important.
378
00:26:14,790 --> 00:26:15,790
Why?
379
00:26:15,970 --> 00:26:17,690
Well, your mother's moving out.
380
00:26:19,570 --> 00:26:20,890
Yes, that's awesome.
381
00:26:21,230 --> 00:26:22,230
I thought you were going to be a fit.
382
00:26:23,050 --> 00:26:25,710
Why? Why are you getting all prepared?
383
00:26:26,690 --> 00:26:30,480
Well... You have to decide whether you
want to live with me or live with her.
384
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:33,300
Isn't it obvious? I want to live with
you.
385
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:35,520
You want to live with your stepfather or
your own mother?
386
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:36,840
Of course.
387
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:39,040
You treat me way better than her. Fuck
her.
388
00:26:40,020 --> 00:26:42,160
Jesus. I thought you were going to say
her.
389
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:44,780
No, I want to be around her.
390
00:26:45,340 --> 00:26:48,320
You know it's going to be easy for me to
be able to get you to live here, right?
391
00:26:50,100 --> 00:26:54,000
Um, the fact that she's such a whore and
she fucks all these guys.
392
00:26:54,360 --> 00:26:55,840
Yeah, she got caught cheating.
393
00:26:56,880 --> 00:27:01,980
I avoided the marriage, basically, and
she shows that she's not responsible
394
00:27:01,980 --> 00:27:05,640
enough to take care of the family, so...
So you've already thought about this,
395
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:06,820
and you want me to stay, too?
396
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:08,220
And I'm a lawyer, there's that.
397
00:27:09,820 --> 00:27:10,820
So, yeah.
398
00:27:12,580 --> 00:27:13,580
Yeah,
399
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:19,520
you can stay. I don't give a shit. Let's
call her on speakerphone and tell her
400
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:20,520
together. Yeah.
401
00:27:20,660 --> 00:27:21,660
That you're staying here.
402
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:23,820
She's going to try to fight it. You know
that, right?
403
00:27:25,100 --> 00:27:26,100
Oh, well.
404
00:27:27,310 --> 00:27:28,310
You want to call her?
405
00:27:28,750 --> 00:27:30,510
What does she have? She can't do
anything.
406
00:27:31,310 --> 00:27:32,310
Call her.
407
00:27:32,690 --> 00:27:35,950
No, fuck that. I'm not calling her.
Whatever. She'll find out soon enough.
408
00:27:36,610 --> 00:27:39,570
But I guess, you know, what do you got
going on today?
409
00:27:39,950 --> 00:27:41,930
Oh, nothing. I was just coming home to
relax.
410
00:27:43,290 --> 00:27:49,150
But now that we have the whole place to
do ourselves, we could do whatever we
411
00:27:49,150 --> 00:27:50,790
want. Remember when we had the rush the
other day?
412
00:27:51,090 --> 00:27:53,830
Yeah. I have a feeling we wouldn't have
to do that right now.
413
00:27:54,030 --> 00:27:55,030
I have a feeling, too.
414
00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:57,060
That we wouldn't have to rush?
415
00:27:57,300 --> 00:27:59,680
No. She's not coming near this house. I
know she's not.
416
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:05,140
Perfect. Because I told her I was having
a talk with you. She thought you were
417
00:28:05,140 --> 00:28:06,180
going to be upset about it.
418
00:28:06,860 --> 00:28:08,000
She thought you were going to be upset.
419
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:10,800
Okay.
420
00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:14,440
Hi.
421
00:28:20,580 --> 00:28:21,580
This is wonderful.
422
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:24,780
You're going to end up being my new...
My stepdaughter is going to end up being
423
00:28:24,780 --> 00:28:25,780
my new wife.
424
00:28:42,429 --> 00:28:45,850
I don't know why she would cheat on you.
She's so fucking stupid.
425
00:29:21,900 --> 00:29:28,440
I was hanging out with this boy from my
school and he was so
426
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:29,440
stupid.
427
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:31,520
He didn't know how to do anything.
428
00:29:42,250 --> 00:29:43,250
I'm recording, anyway.
429
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:29,080
Uh -huh.
430
00:30:30,820 --> 00:30:32,800
I don't want to fuck my daddy.
431
00:30:33,540 --> 00:30:34,540
Yeah.
432
00:35:02,580 --> 00:35:03,580
I'm a boy.
433
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:08,700
Yeah. Yeah.
434
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:56,880
Another trick.
435
00:41:56,940 --> 00:41:58,880
Another trick up your sleeve.
436
00:48:40,240 --> 00:48:43,460
We're excited to live with you. It's
funny. You can actually just watch a
437
00:48:43,460 --> 00:48:45,500
with a comb all over your face because
you don't have to worry about your mom
438
00:48:45,500 --> 00:48:46,500
coming home.
439
00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:48,040
Sounds good.
440
00:48:48,140 --> 00:48:49,140
I'm going to go get in the shower.
441
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:50,320
I'm fucking with you.
442
00:48:51,260 --> 00:48:52,880
You look really pretty like that.
443
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:55,340
I think I'm going to keep up.
444
00:48:57,620 --> 00:48:58,900
All right. Later.
445
00:48:59,180 --> 00:49:00,180
Have fun.
446
00:49:00,900 --> 00:49:01,900
You too.
447
00:49:02,720 --> 00:49:05,260
I still thought it was my new watch.
This is awesome.
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