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Oh, hey, Maya.

Hi, Mr. Ross.

Hi, how are you? Thank you.

Is Tommy home?

He's not. He's still at football practice. He shouldn't be too much

though. Oh, okay, great. Is it okay if I stick around? I just wanted to give him

his Christmas present early.

You are so sweet, my son.

Absolutely. If you want to hang out in his room, you're welcome to do that.

Okay, great. Thank you, Mr. Ross. Yeah, of course.

Oh, what's that?

It's just my hand lotion.

My hands get really dry in the winter.

Oh, yeah, it is dry out here. Yeah, yeah.

Thank you. Yeah, of course.

Thank you.

Bye.

Uh huh.

um hmm

Thank you.

Hello?

Maya, are you okay?

I'm okay.

I heard you scream. You sure you're alright?

Just having a little situation.

Well, is there any way I can help?

This is so embarrassing.

I mean, it's okay. You can tell me. I'm a cool dad.

Okay, but just don't tell Tommy.

Oh, of course not.

Can I come in now?

Yeah, yeah, come on in.

Hi,

Mr. Rock.

Are you okay?

Tell me more. What's wrong?

Well,

you see, Tommy and I,

we've been thinking about having anal sex.

Wow.

I'm surprised you're to anal already.

Well, I was going to...

It's going to be his Christmas gift, and I was... You're so sweet.

I was trying to, you know, get it ready, if you will,

and I, um... I... Go on. Like I said, I'm a cool dad.

I got something that sort of... stuck.

Okay.

Was it something that I can help?

This is so embarrassing.

I don't know.

I don't know.

It's really stuck.

Well, I mean, roll over. I'll show you an old trick I learned in the military.

But don't tell anyone.

I would never say a word. If you want to just sit right here, that's fine, too.

However you're most comfortable.

Like I said, I'm a cool dad.

It's really stuck.

Ooh.

It is really stuck.

I have an idea. Oh, yeah. Wow.

Do you mind?

Please.

I don't know what to do.

Oh boy, that's really in there. Yeah.

I guess it's really tight or something.

Yeah, that's an understatement.

It's really hard to get in there. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

Let me see here. It hurts.

It does?

Well, it's so big.

And it's a small hole.

You're right.

Don't mind my hand.

Oh,

man.

I don't think I have any pliers up here. Pliers?

Well... I just... Careful, it's glass.

Tommy's gonna be home any time.

I can't go to the hospital.

My parents will be so mad at me.

How did you get yourself into this predicament?

Like I said, I tried really hard to get it in there.

Let me ask you to move over there a little bit on the boat. I have another

Like this would be... Yeah, that should work. All right.

I'm going to try to... What are you doing?

Okay, just stay right there.

I think you probably... Oh! He's here.

You've ever done this before?

No, this is my first time. I've never put anything in my blood.

You're not going to pass out or anything, are you? It's getting kind of

I don't really know how much longer we can pull on it.

I'm going to try one more time, and then I think I have one other

idea.

Yeah, you can help me. I

don't

think it's coming out.

I read something one time that if you have an

orgasm, it tends to loosen up.

And that might be the only way.

Come? Yeah.

I don't know if that's something you can do on your own, or you need my help.

It is really tight. What if you helped me pull it out

while I... Yeah, yeah.

Can you help me?

I still don't know what to do.

Yeah, let me get down here.

Go ahead.

Go ahead and sit over here.

Okay.

Just on your butt there.

Yeah, that's it.

You don't want to push it in any further, but... You don't mind if I just

touch this, do you?

I mean, no.

Okay.

I guess not, no.

All right. I'll be as courteous as possible.

Let's see if we can make you have an orgasm. How's that sound?

Okay.

Okay.

Oh, you're going to do it for me.

Is that okay?

Yeah.

And I'll try to pull this out at the same time. Yeah, thanks very much.

Haha.

Let me give it another pull.

Okay, I'll try. Because you came, right?

Oh my gosh.

I'm never going to get out.

I'm starting to wonder.

I can't go to the doctor.

I just turned 18 and my parents will still be so mad.

They don't know I'm having anal sex.

They probably don't know you're having sex at all.

I would definitely try, you know.

Words keep an area that doesn't work.

I think it's last resort.

I'm definitely willing to try anything right now.

Okay, slide over here a little bit.

Do I look good?

Really? Like that?

Yeah.

9 -2 -1

We did it.

Can I help you with what, Maya?

Well... I mean, like I said, you really know what you're doing, and I've never,

um... You know, I've never had a stick in my ass.

So I was wondering if maybe you would help me so that I have time for it. Tell

me I know what I'm doing.

Well, I... I mean, I just feel like I have...

I mean, I don't see why not.

Come here.

Yeah. Can you sleep?

Can you sleep now?

Yeah. Can you sleep?

Can you sleep, honey?

I guess

I'm really relaxed.

I guess you are.

She sure was.

Keep missing my hole. Oh, you found it. No problem. It's right there.

You kind of have to like pump on it a little.

Uh -huh.

Just like little short strokes.

Yeah, just like that. Yeah.

You'll get it.

Just like it's in your pussy, but it's not.

Yeah, it's in my other hole.

My dirty hole.

Oh, yeah.

Dirty.

Mommy, grow up. You are.

Tommy doesn't deserve you.

Yes, he does.

the elements.

Oh, oh, oh, shit.

Yeah, yeah, yes.

Yeah, yeah.

Thank you, God.

Yeah.

I want it to be cleaned up before his mother catches me. It'll be our secret.