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Down, down, down...

I'm finally home too.

I'm tired.

I just got off the double.

I'm so sick of this shit.

I'm so tired.

I can't keep doing this shit.

I fucking

hate my life and this job is just driving me crazy.

I can eat this.

$15 .71 is 10 hours of work. That's bullshit.

I'm going to deal with these soccer moms when I do this fucking coffee order.

Just a little bit of milk. Oh, it's too much sugar.

It's fucking coffee.

I know, right?

At least you don't have to deal with greasy -ass food and weird, creepy dudes

that say stuff when you walk past them.

Ugh.

Gross.

What happened to us?

We used to be so cool in high school.

I know, right? I don't know what happened.

I was voted most popular.

And I was a fucking prom queen.

I mean, really exciting to think taking a year off before college probably

wasn't the best idea.

You're telling me.

We're supposed to go to all the cool parties and chill, go to the beach, go

the mall.

I'd be working for a fucking minimum wage.

I know.

My dad would bill me if I quit my job.

Yeah, mine too.

They're talking about how proud he is that I'm finally working for a living.

Why do you need such apples?

What if we got sugar daddies?

What?

Yeah, like rich older men with so much money that we wouldn't have to work

anymore.

Where are we going to find rich old men?

That's a good question.

What about our dads?

Wait, what?

Yeah, think about it.

They're both rich, lonely, older men.

Now I know you're crazy.

No, seriously.

Yeah, like, you'll go with mine and I'll go with yours.

Does that mean we have to sleep with them?

Better than going back to work.

I guess.

Do you think they'll go for it?

I'll make sure they do.

I'm not making one more motherfucking copy.

Oh, it's gone.

I have no idea.

Something poison.

They probably want the money.

The one young girls always want. They always want the money. Oh, something

that one.

Anyway, I'm not sure about this guy.

Good.

I'm doing the numbers.

Like, I mean, 20 million last year.

This year, just under 10. 10 million.

I mean... That's a big job.

That's a huge job.

That's a big job. Thank God my business doesn't look that way.

Yeah. Seven cars, everyone's always buying cars.

Especially luxury cars. I'm very concerned about what the hell they want.

So, would either of you like to enlighten us on why you

called this kind of meeting panel out together?

What's happening?

Yes, so, we're calling you here to discuss the fact that we hate our job.

And we have been miserable since we started working.

We just have no life and no time for anything.

Welcome to the world.

That's the reality of it, John.

Exactly.

Huh?

You want to go to work? Go to school. That's how we lived on Parade of Cards.

We've been working since we were 18.

You can't have your cage and eat it. Exactly, you can't.

But why?

What do you mean, why?

Because that's the way it is. It doesn't know how it works.

So what if there was a way that it could work?

In what way? If you knew a way it could bloody work, you'd be a millionaire.

Because no one can do that.

We've had to work hard. Very hard. Really hard to give you what you have

Exactly. Yeah, we know. We have the back of everything. We have money because

we've worked hard for it. That's why.

We were hoping that there was something that we could work out with these two.

Like what?

You ain't getting any more allowance. We give you enough money. Well, we were

thinking that...

that feeds me every week. Yes, we know. We know you have money. That's why we

would like you to be our sugar daddy.

Mm -hmm.

What? Excuse me?

Since you're already our daddy. Yeah. We're sugar daddies. Yeah.

What in the world could be a sugar daddy?

Um, totally lost.

Totally. Are you getting any of this?

Sugar daddy?

Yes, and you're my dad, and you're her dad, so it's not weird.

How is that not weird?

So, hold on.

You know what? I've no idea what the fuck is going on.

Now, what is this about?

I'm very confused.

Where is this going?

Listen, Dad.

This is what's going to happen.

I'm going to fuck Zoe's dad and Zoe's going to fuck you.

And in return...

Fags will give us money for shopping, clothes, go to the beach, gas, all that

kind of stuff.

How we can have the summer that we want to have and not work the way we've been

working like dogs.

And then in return, we all end up happy.

Oh my god.

We all have. You're just like your mother.

Though we're twapping daughters.

Excuse me? You don't find that strange?

Well, we really don't like working.

Obviously not. I can see that.

We'd like our cake and eat it too, as I was saying. Don't we all want that?

All right. I've lost the word. Okay.

You go on the theories about this. You've thought this through. Oh, the

are right. She's on my fucking lap. She's theory.

You guys have been single a while.

Yes, we've been single.

But that's not a bad thing.

I mean, I know we're all adults, but we're a lot older.

Yes,

please do.

So, I'm not opposed to it, Tony.

It's not, well, not exactly opposed, but the point is we have to have a better

deal with it. In other words, if we're together to happen, we want you both to

go back to school in the summer.

If this is to happen.

Of course.

Do you agree with that?

We can do that. Yeah.

We can agree with that. In the summer.

Okay? Both of you, back to school.

Does that agree?

Fine, yeah.

And you're on COVID?

Are you sure?

I want to overstep here. This is kind of very strange, if you know what I'm

saying. Strange is not the word.

It's a one -time deal.

Oh, shit. I can't believe I'm saying that. All right, fine. All right, well,

okay. So you're going to go back to school this summer, yeah?

Yep. All right. And we're all going to have people.

Is that right? And not a

word of this to anyone.

Absolutely not.

I cannot believe it.

This is insane.

You are literally going to give me some sugar.

Okay.

You want to turn the pants off already?

You don't want to waste time, do you?

You're not going to tease me, entice me into anything?

Oh,

yes,

yes. I had no idea.

That's hot.

Nice.

Wow. I love the work.

Good?

I love this baby.

Good.

I

think

this is going to be a great arrangement.

You think so?

Just one last question.

Now you feel a little more comfortable with it?

I think so.

I don't believe I'm doing this.

Oh my god.

Mm -hmm.

Mm

-hmm.

Oh, good.

Enjoying it? Mm -hmm.

I will

enjoy

that a lot

It looks like you are too.

He just went, went, went, went, went.

What's happening here?

Is

this

really happening?

You are teasing me.

Thank you.

Is this what it means to be actually dying?

Mm -hmm.

I'm more than enough to do by myself whatever it means.

You can taste it.

Yeah, I can taste my pussy too.

You like that huh?

Take it,

take the whole cup.

Are you ready for more?

Are you ready for more?

Absolutely.

You want that?

Yeah. Yeah? Let me hear you say it.

You want it?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

And my tits.

She got away with it.

I know.

Look at my pussy.

Oh, you are mad.

Just the head?

Yeah.

Amen.

talk business now?

Ah, yes.

Okay.

Just give me some money and I'll get you some sugar.

Oh, you're such a bad girl.

Oh, God.