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to have dinner with us?
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Probably not. I can't take any more time
in this house.
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But I'm glad that I got to hang out with
you.
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I understand.
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Thank you for giving me the best
Christmas present ever.
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You're welcome.
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I love you, Dad.
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I love you, Daddy.
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Stay as long as you want.
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Thank you, Daddy.
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You go have a good dinner.
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Okay.
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Being a father is hard work.
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You think marrying into a family, being
a stepfather, where everybody was
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already grown up and adults would be
easier?
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But it's not.
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I'm constantly questioning myself.
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Am I doing the right thing or not?
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My wife can't stand me.
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She hasn't touched me.
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We haven't had sex.
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a too beautiful girl.
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I love them.
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But sometimes I worry, do I love them
too much?
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You know?
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Like, somewhere along the way, the
waters got crossed and my fatherly love
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turned into lust.
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I know it's wrong.
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Christmas, right?
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Don't let me ruin the party.
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Where is everyone?
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There's Bucky.
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Where's Maddie?
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Um, she left.
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I don't blame her.
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This one doesn't say too much, does he?
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You know what? Mommy's a great listener.
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I'll bet.
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But it's Christmas.
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Like a total bust, right?
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Oh, well, I wouldn't say that.
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It's not too late to make it worthwhile.
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Well, Mom and Auntie Paula are having a
good time.
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What do you mean?
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Don't be stupid.
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Do you really think Auntie Paula's the
only one enjoying that young cock?
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I don't believe you.
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Then suit yourself.
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Your mother isn't like that.
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Sure, Dad.
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She isn't!
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Well, I just think it's unfair that
everybody else is upstairs having a
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time and the three of us are just stuck
down here doing...
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nothing. Brooding.
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You know?
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That is not something funny to joke
about, Lisa.
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Who said I'm joking?
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You can't be serious.
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Well, what if you pretend
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to be Santa Claus and I will be a girl
making a wish?
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And you can be one of Santa's elves.
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Hold on. Lisa, this is not funny.
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Ask me what I want for Christmas, Daddy.
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What would you like for Christmas,
little girl?
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Well, I want two big,
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hard candy canes to suck on.
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Okay, I think I might have those in the
kitchen.
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I'll be right back.
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Okay.
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Do you have any candy cans?
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Don't say anything.
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Okay.
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Don't fuck this up. Don't fuck yourself,
daughter. I mean, why not?
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I'm a good... Dad, I'm a caring and
loving guy.
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I mean, really, what's wrong with it?
She wants her for both adults.
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It's not like Andy.
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Merry Christmas, Daddy.
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Come on.
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Don't say a word.
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Yeah.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Wow. All right. I got my present.
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I got my wish.
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Come on, give me a little movement.
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Stuff those presents in your mouth.
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You know Daddy?
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Put all those presents in your mouth.
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Oh my gosh.
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You gotta hold my hair.
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Oh my
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gosh,
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things are getting so fucking hot in
here.
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Are you happy with your Christmas
present? Yes, Johnny.
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Yeah. Oh, my God.
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This is what I really like. I wanted
this so bad.
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Yes, I did.
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I did.
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Yeah.
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He doesn't talk, but he knows what he
wants.
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Oh my gosh!
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Holy fuck!
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You come here.
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And I still want to be sucking something
while I'm getting fucked.
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Fuck me too. Did you?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Oh my gosh.
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Yes.
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Oh.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Like that, like that, like that.
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Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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I love it. Oh, my
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God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Yes, sir.
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Oh, yes, yes, yes.
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Keep down. Oh, my gosh.
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Keep down right there. There you go.
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Oh.
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Oh,
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my God, yes. Yes, Daddy. Oh, my God.
Daddy's ball. Oh, my God.
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Daddy's ball.
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Okay. Suck them nice and hard. Oh. Oh.
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How hard?
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So hard.
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That's right baby, that's right
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I'll take your word for it.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, my God. Thank you.
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You're such a gentleman.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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What if you put it in my ass?
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Who wants to put it in my ass?
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Just do what she says. I want daddy to
put it in my ass first.
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First.
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Oh my god, but you'll both get a turn.
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I'm really good at sharing.
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Uh -huh. Just go slow.
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Go slow with my cute little ass, daddy.
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Oh my gosh.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. Oh my God. It's in my, it's in my
asshole.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh yeah.
Filling both holes.
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Filling both holes. God.
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Oh, okay.
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Somebody's kinky like that.
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Oh. Yes.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Uh -huh. Uh -huh.
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You're safe baby, don't worry.
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your own kids suck.
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Oh, cute.
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That's my job
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Just one more.
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I want you to both fuck me at the same
time.
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Two dicks in my holes.
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Don't say a word. Just do it.
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Get off. Thank you, Daddy.
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Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank
you. Oh, God, I'm so excited.
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How do you do this?
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How does it work?
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This is just like a total fantasy of
mine.
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Well, Merry Christmas.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Yes you can. Of course you can.
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Oh Jesus.
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Oh, yeah.
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Hit it in my ass, please.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, my God, yes.
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Yes.
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Fuck that shit.
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You don't think that Christmas is a
bust?
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No.
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It's not a bust.
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But you're gonna bust.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah. In that ass, honey. Turn up. Okay.
Like that?
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Uh -huh.
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Uh -huh. Uh -huh.
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Uh -huh.
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Uh -huh. Uh
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-huh.
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Oh, gee.
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Get down. Get down.
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Oh, yes, yes, yes. Merry Christmas.
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Oh, open your presents.
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Oh, open those presents.
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Oh, fuck.
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Fuck, fuck, fuck.
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Oh,
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what did you get?
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What did you get for Christmas?
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You're very welcome.
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Don't ruin the moment.
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Well,
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all
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in all, this was a really successful
Christmas.
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Yeah.
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You guys are the most fucked up,
dysfunctional family I have ever
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seen.
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Kathy, you boozed up old whore.
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You don't give a shit about any of your
family.
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And seemingly, you go out of your way to
make it a mission to make everyone
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else's life fucking miserable.
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even be worse than she is.
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You married yourself into this family,
and then you put on this, like, good
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father act, but really all you want is
to get your fucking dick wet.
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All you are is a cuck that would rather
fuck his stepdaughters instead of
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seeking out therapy.
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You.
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I don't know you, but I don't trust you.
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And I do not like your vibe.
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Paula.
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My sweet, sweet Paula.
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I think I hate you the most of all.
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Have you ever considered why I haven't
said anything in two
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fucking years?
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And then you go and fuck this bitch boy
in front of your entire family.
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Also, while ruining that poor niece of
yours life, who, by the way,
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is the only one out of all of you that
may actually be halfway decent.
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Also, who had any fucking sense as to
leave.
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What about me?
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You're actually okay.
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you didn't ask to be born into this shit
show.
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Fuck you guys.
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I think I need another drink.
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Well, I gotta admit, above all, with
everything that's just happened,
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this was a great -
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I second that. Yeah.
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Definitely.
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Merry Christmas.
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From us to you.
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You both came at the exact same time.
That rarely ever happens.
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I can stand and sit. No.
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