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to have dinner with us?

Probably not. I can't take any more time in this house.

But I'm glad that I got to hang out with you.

I understand.

Thank you for giving me the best Christmas present ever.

You're welcome.

I love you, Dad.

I love you, Daddy.

Stay as long as you want.

Thank you, Daddy.

You go have a good dinner.

Okay.

Being a father is hard work.

You think marrying into a family, being a stepfather, where everybody was

already grown up and adults would be easier?

But it's not.

I'm constantly questioning myself.

Am I doing the right thing or not?

My wife can't stand me.

She hasn't touched me.

We haven't had sex.

a too beautiful girl.

I love them.

But sometimes I worry, do I love them too much?

You know?

Like, somewhere along the way, the waters got crossed and my fatherly love

turned into lust.

I know it's wrong.

Christmas, right?

Don't let me ruin the party.

Where is everyone?

There's Bucky.

Where's Maddie?

Um, she left.

I don't blame her.

This one doesn't say too much, does he?

You know what? Mommy's a great listener.

I'll bet.

But it's Christmas.

Like a total bust, right?

Oh, well, I wouldn't say that.

It's not too late to make it worthwhile.

Well, Mom and Auntie Paula are having a good time.

What do you mean?

Don't be stupid.

Do you really think Auntie Paula's the only one enjoying that young cock?

I don't believe you.

Then suit yourself.

Your mother isn't like that.

Sure, Dad.

She isn't!

Well, I just think it's unfair that everybody else is upstairs having a

time and the three of us are just stuck down here doing...

nothing. Brooding.

You know?

That is not something funny to joke about, Lisa.

Who said I'm joking?

You can't be serious.

Well, what if you pretend

to be Santa Claus and I will be a girl making a wish?

And you can be one of Santa's elves.

Hold on. Lisa, this is not funny.

Ask me what I want for Christmas, Daddy.

What would you like for Christmas, little girl?

Well, I want two big,

hard candy canes to suck on.

Okay, I think I might have those in the kitchen.

I'll be right back.

Okay.

Do you have any candy cans?

Don't say anything.

Okay.

Don't fuck this up. Don't fuck yourself, daughter. I mean, why not?

I'm a good... Dad, I'm a caring and loving guy.

I mean, really, what's wrong with it? She wants her for both adults.

It's not like Andy.

Merry Christmas, Daddy.

Come on.

Don't say a word.

Yeah.

Oh, my gosh.

Wow. All right. I got my present.

I got my wish.

Come on, give me a little movement.

Stuff those presents in your mouth.

You know Daddy?

Put all those presents in your mouth.

Oh my gosh.

You gotta hold my hair.

Oh my

gosh,

things are getting so fucking hot in here.

Are you happy with your Christmas present? Yes, Johnny.

Yeah. Oh, my God.

This is what I really like. I wanted this so bad.

Yes, I did.

I did.

Yeah.

He doesn't talk, but he knows what he wants.

Oh my gosh!

Holy fuck!

You come here.

And I still want to be sucking something while I'm getting fucked.

Fuck me too. Did you?

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh my gosh.

Yes.

Oh.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like that, like that, like that.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

I love it. Oh, my

God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yes, sir.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Keep down. Oh, my gosh.

Keep down right there. There you go.

Oh.

Oh,

my God, yes. Yes, Daddy. Oh, my God. Daddy's ball. Oh, my God.

Daddy's ball.

Okay. Suck them nice and hard. Oh. Oh.

How hard?

So hard.

That's right baby, that's right

I'll take your word for it.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God. Thank you.

You're such a gentleman.

No, no, no, no, no.

What if you put it in my ass?

Who wants to put it in my ass?

Just do what she says. I want daddy to put it in my ass first.

First.

Oh my god, but you'll both get a turn.

I'm really good at sharing.

Uh -huh. Just go slow.

Go slow with my cute little ass, daddy.

Oh my gosh.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh my God. It's in my, it's in my asshole.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh yeah. Filling both holes.

Filling both holes. God.

Oh, okay.

Somebody's kinky like that.

Oh. Yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

You're safe baby, don't worry.

your own kids suck.

Oh, cute.

That's my job

Just one more.

I want you to both fuck me at the same time.

Two dicks in my holes.

Don't say a word. Just do it.

Get off. Thank you, Daddy.

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Oh, God, I'm so excited.

How do you do this?

How does it work?

This is just like a total fantasy of mine.

Well, Merry Christmas.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes you can. Of course you can.

Oh Jesus.

Oh, yeah.

Hit it in my ass, please.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God, yes.

Yes.

Fuck that shit.

You don't think that Christmas is a bust?

No.

It's not a bust.

But you're gonna bust.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. In that ass, honey. Turn up. Okay. Like that?

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh. Uh

-huh.

Oh, gee.

Get down. Get down.

Oh, yes, yes, yes. Merry Christmas.

Oh, open your presents.

Oh, open those presents.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Oh,

what did you get?

What did you get for Christmas?

You're very welcome.

Don't ruin the moment.

Well,

all

in all, this was a really successful Christmas.

Yeah.

You guys are the most fucked up, dysfunctional family I have ever

seen.

Kathy, you boozed up old whore.

You don't give a shit about any of your family.

And seemingly, you go out of your way to make it a mission to make everyone

else's life fucking miserable.

even be worse than she is.

You married yourself into this family, and then you put on this, like, good

father act, but really all you want is to get your fucking dick wet.

All you are is a cuck that would rather fuck his stepdaughters instead of

seeking out therapy.

You.

I don't know you, but I don't trust you.

And I do not like your vibe.

Paula.

My sweet, sweet Paula.

I think I hate you the most of all.

Have you ever considered why I haven't said anything in two

fucking years?

And then you go and fuck this bitch boy in front of your entire family.

Also, while ruining that poor niece of yours life, who, by the way,

is the only one out of all of you that may actually be halfway decent.

Also, who had any fucking sense as to leave.

What about me?

You're actually okay.

you didn't ask to be born into this shit show.

Fuck you guys.

I think I need another drink.

Well, I gotta admit, above all, with everything that's just happened,

this was a great -

I second that. Yeah.

Definitely.

Merry Christmas.

From us to you.

You both came at the exact same time. That rarely ever happens.

I can stand and sit. No.