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- Such a bold exploration
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of gluteal form.
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Note the tonal palate,
the compositional form,
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the undercurrent of defiance!
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One could be forgiven
for characterizing
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this painting as... cheeky!
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(chips crunching)
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Ah! A young artisan
eating ketchup chips!
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- 'Sup?
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- I haven't seen a butt painted
in such detail
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since Genevieve Plum's
"Wall of Bums."
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- I paint cheeks flat,
the way Creator intended.
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- I sit on the board of
admissions
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for the prestigious Arts
University for the Learned,
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located in Moncton,
New Brunswick.
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- The Paris of the Maritimes?
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- Truly! If you could put a
portfolio together,
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I would see to it myself that it
would get into the right hands!
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- Hey! You there, art dweeb!
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"No Aristocrats!"
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Go on, get! And take your no-arm
glasses back to Moncton!
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Artsy-fartsy snob, wouldn't last
five minutes in Stoney!
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(theme music)
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(speaking Cree)
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- Ho is the new water guy now,
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and is behind the wheel of the
truck as we speak.
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Which is kind of scary,
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because he doesn't have
his license.
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So if you're out
on the road, look out!
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He's still ironing out
the kinks.
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- Fuck, boy!
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- So, you're going, right?
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- I just finished school,
why would I go to another one?
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- Because at this one,
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you can just fuck around
and draw pictures.
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- In Moncton, New Brunswick.
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- Way better than Old Brunswick!
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- I do love fucking around.
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(laughter): And look at how
deadly these kids
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look in the pamphlet!
This could be you!
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All sad and tortured.
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- Okay, I'll do it!
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(Brother and sister):
Moncton! Moncton!
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- Okay, but I'm gonna do it on
my own terms.
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Art shouldn't be locked up
in museums, confined by walls.
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My art's for the people!
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- Yo, look at this pamphlet.
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- It says, "Be Bear Smart."
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And there's a picture of
a man running from a bear.
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- What's with you guys
and pamphlets?
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(Brother and sister): Pamphlets!
Pamphlets! Pamphlets!
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- How many band councillors does
it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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- How many?
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- None. They don't screw in
lightbulbs, they screw us!
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(laughter)
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- He hey! Lightbulbs!
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(laughter)
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They get real hot too,
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and then sometimes you burn
your hands on them!
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(laughter)
- What?
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- Beat it, you big round rat!
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- You're just mad at me because
I stole your job,
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and now you have to be
the sewage driver!
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- Oh! Fucking genius, here!
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- Why don't you go away?
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- You're just mad at me, because
you only think I got this job
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from sleeping around with
Councillor Rose
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all the time! Ha!
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- Yeah, you think?
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- Well, the joke's on you!
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Because ever since we had the
baby, I've had sex zero times!
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- Oy!
- Oh...
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Sorry about that.
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- Yeah, I hope
that picks up for ya.
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- Wait, fuck you, man!
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Go back
to sitting by yourself!
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- Fine! But I'm gonna try
fitting in
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with you guys so hard!
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- We got big budget negotiations
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with Chief
and Council coming up.
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- Yeah, so?
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- So, this guy wants to fit in
so bad,
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he told us about his love life!
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Imagine what he would tell us
about Chief and Council!
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(laughter)
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(clinking mugs)
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(slurping coffee)
- Oi! Fuck, that's hot!
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- Hey boss, need your signature.
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- Yeah, man.
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- Missed, but
uh, I'm sure it's okay.
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- Hey! Uh,
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so my friends
and I were curious
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if we could use
the store to play
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a Wizards
and Windigoes campaign?
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- Is that like where you pretend
to kill dragons
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in some kind
of little dungeon?
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- No, it's actually a pen
and paper role-playing game.
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We would use
our usual place,
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but it's being fumigated
for wolves.
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- Scary wolves!
- Yeah!
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- One second.
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Alright, you know
how Yeah Man's got this
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badass biker bar feel to it?
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- Sure. Of course, bro.
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- Yeah well, these nerdlingers
are gonna kill that cool vibe.
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- We can hear you!
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- Mmm.
(chuckles)
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- We can pay cash.
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(laughter)
- Good one, Willy!
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- Hey, uh, what are you guys
talking about over here?
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- Oh, you don't wanna hear
about this.
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- No, no, no,
I'm one of you guys now!
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- We were just talking about how
Chief and Council's
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been busting our balls
at the bargaining table.
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- She says there's no more money
for public works.
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- Man! That's just like Rose!
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- Hmm.
- Just stingy!
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Did you know that she
only lets me have two wieners,
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when I know for a fact
that there's 12 motherfuckers
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that come in a package?
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- You know what?
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Maybe there is something
you can do for us.
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Oh actually,
ahh, no, no, no.
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- No, no, no, no!
- N-n-never, never mind.
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- What is it?
- No! Willy said never mind.
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- No! I always mind!
I never not mind!
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- Well, maybe when you go home,
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you could get some info
from Rose?
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- Yeah, something
to help us negotiate.
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- Hmm.
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- I mean, we're practically
family, right?
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You, water, me, garbage.
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Trudy, shit!
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Just maybe, you could come and
sit with us at the big table!
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- The big table!
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(laughing): Oh!
You got yourselves a deal!
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Wow.
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- I call it
"Le Macaroni de Lips."
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- His eyes follow you around
like a pervert at a gas station.
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- How come he's got a macaroni
on his lip?
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- Cause he showed up to school
one day with a macaroni
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on his lip.
That's why they call him Lips.
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Oh, I need pics
for my portfolio.
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Hey, I'm gonna
go grab my camera.
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- Critical hit, roll for damage!
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- So those cheap little dudes,
those are the good guys?
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- Sage is a kung-fu monk.
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And Sonia is a druid,
who uses land-based magic.
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- Ahh. Kung-fu monk, eh?
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Pretty cool, I guess.
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- They just finished slaying
an evil orc,
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and now they're rummaging
through his stuff
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to find some clues.
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- Rummaging, hey?
Sounds cool, I guess.
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- Deal us in!
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- What's the buy in?
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- Sorry guys,
our session ended anyways.
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But uh, if you want,
you can join us tomorrow.
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- Yeah, that'd be cool!
- We'd love to!
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- I mean, uh--
- Yeah.
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- Yeah, sure. Whatever.
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- If you haven't seen
the Lips painting,
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get your jeets down there!
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I've laughed at Lips
pretty hard before,
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but never this hard!
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- Code Beige,
officer humiliated!
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(sirens blaring)
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- Hey, babe!
(loud gasp)
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- Oh, you scared me!
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- Yeah! I didn't want
to wake up PJ!
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- Oh, he's out with your mom
right now.
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- Cool, cool.
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So uh, why don't
you tell me about your work,
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and spare no details?
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- You never ask about work!
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- I'm a working man now!
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I love talking work stuff
with my baby!
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- Well--
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(cellphone ringing)
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Oh, it's Dee Dee,
I have to take this.
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Willy wants more?
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I know we have a surplus,
but they don't know that!
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- Surplus?
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(sigh)
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- Well, he hasn't seen
the budget,
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so we don't have
to worry about that.
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- Budget?
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- Since when do you dust?
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- Dust?
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(camera flashes)
- Break it up!
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(laughter)
Go home!
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There's nothing
to see here!
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- Look, Lips has a macaroni
on his lip,
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just like in the painting!
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(laughter)
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- Ow! Stop laughing!
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This is a violation of the law!
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- What, what are you, hey! Hey!
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That's my painting!
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- It's graffiti.
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- I need that for art school!
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- Effective immediately,
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I'm banning all forms of
graffiti, under threat of BCR.
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- Stupid fucking pamphlet.
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- Sweetie bird!
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Is everything okay?
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- That's the last time I try
to be a sad painter in Moncton!
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- Hmmm. Let me tell you a story.
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When I was young,
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I wanted to be an actor.
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Just like Michelle Kennedy
on North of 60.
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- That's oddly specific.
(laughter)
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- The point is, I never followed
my dreams.
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- Hmm.
- And I always regretted it.
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- I see.
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- So, screw Lips!
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And you do whatever you need to
do to be whoever you want to be.
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- Thanks, Kookoo. I love you.
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- Mmm. Muah!
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- Now if you'll excuse me,
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I have some expressing
myself to do!
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- Mmm!
(laughter)
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Not so fast!
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- Come on, then.
Let's hear what you got.
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- I'm sorry,
I couldn't find nothing!
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- Then this seat's... taken!
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- For fuck! I really tried!
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But all she kept going off
on was budget and surplus,
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blah blah blah!
- Wait, what?
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- Rose said the reserve
was broke!
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- We're gonna kill them
in negotiation!
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(laughter)
- I'm really sorry!
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Please, just give
me one more chance,
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and I promise
that I'll show you--
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- Hey, oh, yo, hey, whoa!
Why don't you have a seat?
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- No fooling?
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- No, it's all yours, big guy!
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(laughter)
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- You guys seeing this?
The table!
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(knocking)
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Wow!
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Jealous?
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We should tell
some jokes...
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- I am Geezhiga,
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the fastest barbarian
in the land.
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And, a magnet of babes!
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- I am Zaycan, the enchanter!
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And I too, am a magnet of babes!
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- What? I am the magnet
of babes!
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- There can be two magnets.
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- Nerds!
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- Okay! Let's start.
253
00:11:04,430 --> 00:11:07,733
So, you're all in the desert,
254
00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:11,470
when a huge fire-breathing
dragon just rips
255
00:11:11,537 --> 00:11:13,472
through the air.
You look to follow it--
256
00:11:13,539 --> 00:11:16,609
- And I jump 500 feet,
and I punch the dragon!
257
00:11:16,642 --> 00:11:18,744
- You'd die from
the fall damage!
258
00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:23,849
- Nuh-uh! I have an amulet
of slow fall!
259
00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:26,719
- Doh!
260
00:11:26,819 --> 00:11:27,720
- Aha!
261
00:11:28,287 --> 00:11:30,189
- You guys are too much!
262
00:11:31,090 --> 00:11:32,425
- Yes.
263
00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:35,294
- One wiener.
(chuckles)
264
00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:39,999
Two wiener. Three wiener?
265
00:11:40,066 --> 00:11:41,267
- Hey, babe.
266
00:11:41,333 --> 00:11:42,268
- I was just kidding!
267
00:11:44,403 --> 00:11:46,238
Today was brutal!
268
00:11:46,305 --> 00:11:48,874
Willy and Trudy would not
take no for an answer.
269
00:11:48,908 --> 00:11:52,011
All the extra money we had saved
got eaten up by their demands.
270
00:11:52,078 --> 00:11:53,746
- Really, eh?
271
00:11:55,014 --> 00:11:57,683
- It's like they knew
about the surplus.
272
00:11:57,783 --> 00:12:00,753
- How could they know?
I ask you, how?
273
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,724
- You know what you could do
for your babe?
274
00:12:05,257 --> 00:12:07,359
Actually, never mind!
275
00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:10,730
- No! What is it? Tell me!
276
00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:13,699
- Maybe, when you go to work,
277
00:12:13,799 --> 00:12:16,635
you could get
some information for me?
278
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:22,775
- You want me to spy on
my casual work acquaintances!
279
00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:26,779
- I'm not sure I'm saying that.
280
00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:36,655
- That's, that's enough wieners
for two whole days!
281
00:12:37,389 --> 00:12:39,992
- Get dirt at any cost.
282
00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:42,895
Seduce them if you have to!
283
00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:47,767
- It has been a long battle.
284
00:12:48,367 --> 00:12:50,803
- Four hours long!
285
00:12:50,836 --> 00:12:54,406
- So you finally chase down
Manamon's spy to a small church.
286
00:12:54,473 --> 00:13:01,313
Zaycan, the hero of the party,
strides up to a fallen Orc.
287
00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:03,682
- I cast Fireball at the spy.
288
00:13:03,716 --> 00:13:07,286
- Fireball is a 20-foot ball
of fire!
289
00:13:07,319 --> 00:13:08,954
You're in a small church.
290
00:13:09,021 --> 00:13:10,222
- I cast...
291
00:13:12,758 --> 00:13:15,227
Fireball.
(evil laugh)
292
00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:18,464
- Everyone is weak
from the fight.
293
00:13:20,666 --> 00:13:22,168
- Fireball!
294
00:13:22,234 --> 00:13:23,469
- Yeah!
295
00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:25,871
- Fine! You cast Fireball!
296
00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:27,873
You kill everyone
in the room.
297
00:13:27,940 --> 00:13:29,341
- Yes!
298
00:13:29,408 --> 00:13:31,710
- TPK! Is that what you want?
299
00:13:32,578 --> 00:13:34,814
(snaps fingers)
300
00:13:34,847 --> 00:13:36,315
(door closing)
301
00:13:36,348 --> 00:13:37,983
- Shit! Maybe we went too far?
302
00:13:38,083 --> 00:13:39,118
- Yeah, maybe.
303
00:13:39,852 --> 00:13:40,820
Wanna go again?
304
00:13:40,886 --> 00:13:42,788
- Yeah!
- Alright!
305
00:13:45,791 --> 00:13:47,059
- Oh, hey guys!
306
00:13:50,629 --> 00:13:51,997
Is it me?
307
00:13:53,465 --> 00:13:55,734
Or is it getting...
308
00:13:57,203 --> 00:13:59,505
hot in here!
309
00:13:59,538 --> 00:14:01,240
- It's actually a perfect temp.
310
00:14:01,307 --> 00:14:03,542
- Really?
Then why am I...
311
00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:05,711
so sweaty?
312
00:14:06,612 --> 00:14:09,348
- It's because you have four
t-shirts underneath there!
313
00:14:09,381 --> 00:14:12,985
- Oh my! You noticed!
314
00:14:13,085 --> 00:14:15,354
So,
315
00:14:15,387 --> 00:14:18,190
do you guys enjoy the sex?
316
00:14:18,290 --> 00:14:20,059
- What?
317
00:14:20,092 --> 00:14:22,795
- Nothing, I was just kidding!
No. Or, was I?
318
00:14:22,828 --> 00:14:24,430
- Stop fucking around
and sit down!
319
00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:28,634
We took Chief and Council
for a ride!
320
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:31,003
- Yeah, all that surplus
shit paid off.
321
00:14:31,103 --> 00:14:33,873
- We don't even need all
the money we're getting!
322
00:14:33,973 --> 00:14:38,544
- Said we needed new trucks,
new uniforms, new...
323
00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:40,813
everything!
(laughter)
324
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,048
- And they had no choice
but to pony up!
325
00:14:43,148 --> 00:14:45,017
Suckers!
326
00:14:46,252 --> 00:14:48,520
- Come with us to the band
office later,
327
00:14:48,587 --> 00:14:50,289
watch us sign the deal!
328
00:14:50,756 --> 00:14:52,791
- I would, but I have--
- Hey.
329
00:14:55,427 --> 00:14:57,863
Your own funny work mug.
330
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,667
- Get it.
- And those aren't tentacles.
331
00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:05,804
It says Mug Life?
Like Thug Life?
332
00:15:07,273 --> 00:15:09,108
- It's because we love coffee so
much, get it, get it?
333
00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:11,310
(laughter)
334
00:15:15,447 --> 00:15:17,149
- Oh wow!
- Take that, Lips!
335
00:15:17,216 --> 00:15:20,219
- Why does that pig
have tentacles?
336
00:15:20,786 --> 00:15:22,454
- I don't think that's a pig.
337
00:15:22,521 --> 00:15:24,890
- And those aren't tentacles.
338
00:15:24,957 --> 00:15:28,227
- Holy! I didn't know men
had those!
339
00:15:28,961 --> 00:15:31,530
- Hey!
- Oh shit, it's the fuzz!
340
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:33,465
- Hey! Stop right there!
- Run!
341
00:15:33,499 --> 00:15:35,901
- No fucking way!
- Halt! In the name of the law!
342
00:15:36,969 --> 00:15:40,272
- Come on, Lips. Lighten up.
Why do you hate art?
343
00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:42,308
- I don't hate art,
I hate vandalism.
344
00:15:43,242 --> 00:15:44,677
I'm actually
more of a film guy.
345
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,946
- Really?
346
00:15:47,012 --> 00:15:48,781
- We'll discuss this later.
You're in big trouble.
347
00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:51,116
- Yeah? Well, what are you gonna
do about it?
348
00:15:51,183 --> 00:15:53,385
- What am I gonna do?
You're BCR'd.
349
00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:54,920
- What?
- Whoa!
350
00:15:54,987 --> 00:15:57,056
- That's what I'm gonna do!
- No!
351
00:15:58,657 --> 00:16:00,926
- Okay. Contract's on
the table,
352
00:16:00,993 --> 00:16:02,728
all it needs
is your signatures.
353
00:16:02,828 --> 00:16:04,763
(laughter)
(loud yawn)
354
00:16:04,863 --> 00:16:06,799
- Take a look at this, babe!
355
00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:09,969
- I even brought my best pen
for this!
356
00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:14,206
- It's nothing personal,
it's just business.
357
00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:17,977
- Actually,
speaking of business.
358
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,013
- What?
359
00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:23,182
- What did you do that for?
360
00:16:23,282 --> 00:16:25,250
- I have it on good authority
361
00:16:25,351 --> 00:16:27,453
that Public Works doesn't
even need all that money
362
00:16:27,519 --> 00:16:29,021
you asked for.
- Not true!
363
00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:30,556
- Trucks are up to date,
364
00:16:30,622 --> 00:16:31,857
uniforms in good shape.
365
00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:33,959
You even have funny mug money!
366
00:16:34,026 --> 00:16:37,930
- Who told you about
the funny mug money?
367
00:16:37,963 --> 00:16:40,399
- Who told you about
the surplus?
368
00:16:45,404 --> 00:16:46,505
- Mama!
369
00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:47,506
- Mama!
370
00:16:47,573 --> 00:16:49,708
- I knew we couldn't trust
this fucking guy!
371
00:16:49,775 --> 00:16:51,276
- How could you?
372
00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:56,081
- Even me! Your baby mama
and babe?
373
00:16:56,115 --> 00:17:00,886
- No! I ratted both sides.
Evenly!
374
00:17:00,953 --> 00:17:01,954
- I want the mug back!
375
00:17:01,987 --> 00:17:03,756
- Make him the shit guy!
376
00:17:03,822 --> 00:17:07,459
- That's it. You're down
to two hot dogs a day!
377
00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:11,930
- Hey! Is it me,
or is it getting hot in here?
378
00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:13,766
- Oh, stop it!
379
00:17:13,832 --> 00:17:15,701
- Well, we wouldn't even be here
if you guys knew
380
00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:17,302
how to openly talk
with each other!
381
00:17:17,403 --> 00:17:19,772
You all used me!
382
00:17:20,672 --> 00:17:22,307
Yeah!
383
00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:26,078
You should all be ashamed
of yourselves,
384
00:17:26,145 --> 00:17:29,314
making me resort
to my sexy tactics!
385
00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:30,582
(chuckling)
386
00:17:30,649 --> 00:17:32,918
I want you all to sit down,
387
00:17:33,018 --> 00:17:36,688
and talk about what you all did!
While I leave the room!
388
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:37,823
(chuckling)
389
00:17:37,923 --> 00:17:38,857
- Wait.
390
00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:41,894
He's right.
391
00:17:42,428 --> 00:17:45,097
I told Paul
to get info on you guys.
392
00:17:45,164 --> 00:17:46,665
- We said the same thing.
393
00:17:47,833 --> 00:17:51,637
- We bribed him.
With chairs, and mugs.
394
00:17:51,670 --> 00:17:55,374
- How about we all take a look
at the numbers together?
395
00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:57,076
In a good way.
396
00:17:57,142 --> 00:17:59,411
- In a good way, hey?
397
00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:03,048
- We haven't tried honesty
and kindness yet!
398
00:18:03,115 --> 00:18:04,349
- My two favourite things!
399
00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:06,151
- Babe, we have work to do.
400
00:18:06,185 --> 00:18:08,020
(chuckling): So uh...
401
00:18:08,053 --> 00:18:11,256
What do I get
for bringing everyone together?
402
00:18:11,323 --> 00:18:13,092
Ooh, a brand new funny mug?
(gasp)
403
00:18:13,192 --> 00:18:15,027
Four wieners?
404
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,896
(Trudy, Willy and Rose): Out!
- Yeah.
405
00:18:20,866 --> 00:18:23,769
- Hey. Just came
to get our game.
406
00:18:23,869 --> 00:18:26,338
- Hey! I'm glad
you guys came back.
407
00:18:26,371 --> 00:18:28,240
- Yeah, we wanted to say sorry.
408
00:18:28,340 --> 00:18:31,543
And give you this Scroll
of Apology.
409
00:18:32,244 --> 00:18:34,113
- It's not a real thing,
but...
410
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,748
thanks.
411
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:40,385
That's so sweet.
Okay, let's go, guys.
412
00:18:40,419 --> 00:18:43,755
- Hey, so look. I know we got
carried away
413
00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:45,958
and destroyed
the whole village.
414
00:18:46,024 --> 00:18:49,695
- That was too much. But, we
loved this game so much.
415
00:18:49,761 --> 00:18:52,731
- Is it a crime to love
this game so much?
416
00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:54,633
- We can change, I swear!
417
00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:56,435
- Give us one more campaign,
418
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:58,137
and you will see.
419
00:18:58,203 --> 00:18:59,238
We are different now.
420
00:19:00,205 --> 00:19:02,541
- Okay, how about this?
421
00:19:02,608 --> 00:19:04,076
Every Wednesday, we'll come
back and have a game night.
422
00:19:04,676 --> 00:19:07,913
But you have
to promise to be chill!
423
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,716
- We're as cool as
a plus two Frost Dagger!
424
00:19:11,550 --> 00:19:14,620
- Roll initiative,
for Round Two?
425
00:19:18,223 --> 00:19:20,559
(everybody): Excelsior!!
426
00:19:22,261 --> 00:19:24,363
- Leave her alone, Lips!
427
00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:27,065
- Sorry, Hilda. You do the
crime, you do the time.
428
00:19:27,132 --> 00:19:28,500
- Wait!
429
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:30,335
She didn't paint it.
430
00:19:30,435 --> 00:19:31,670
- It's okay!
431
00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:34,206
- No, it's not! I painted it!
432
00:19:34,239 --> 00:19:35,474
- Nice try.
433
00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:38,110
- She's lying, I painted it.
434
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,478
- I painted it, too.
435
00:19:39,578 --> 00:19:40,612
- So did I!
436
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,115
- I also painted it!
437
00:19:43,215 --> 00:19:44,650
- That's impossible!
438
00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:46,385
- Looks like everyone
painted it.
439
00:19:46,451 --> 00:19:47,553
- You're all BCR'd!
440
00:19:47,619 --> 00:19:49,721
(crowd gasps)
441
00:19:49,821 --> 00:19:51,056
- Why don't you take a look at
the painting first,
442
00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:52,357
take it in?
443
00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:55,227
- Use your damn eyes, Lips!
444
00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:56,795
- Alright, fine.
445
00:19:57,930 --> 00:20:00,399
- Why does the pig
have tentacles?
446
00:20:00,432 --> 00:20:02,267
- I don't think that's a pig.
447
00:20:02,301 --> 00:20:04,469
- And those aren't tentacles!
448
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:07,539
- Oh my God,
I understand it now!
449
00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:09,074
- You do?
450
00:20:10,108 --> 00:20:11,777
- Laws are just threats,
451
00:20:11,843 --> 00:20:15,080
made by the ruling class
to hold on to power.
452
00:20:16,081 --> 00:20:17,816
- Uh, yeah man.
453
00:20:19,451 --> 00:20:22,087
- I've seen enough.
You're all free to go!
454
00:20:22,187 --> 00:20:23,255
- Hey!
455
00:20:23,355 --> 00:20:24,556
- I too have seen enough!
456
00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:28,894
This is true art.
457
00:20:30,128 --> 00:20:32,631
There is a voice inside of you
that must be heard,
458
00:20:32,698 --> 00:20:34,433
not bottled up here
in Grouse Lake.
459
00:20:34,499 --> 00:20:36,435
Applications be damned!
460
00:20:36,501 --> 00:20:38,770
I'm prepared to offer you
a full scholarship.
461
00:20:38,870 --> 00:20:40,839
The world needs to see
this bird fly!
462
00:20:40,872 --> 00:20:42,140
(applause)
463
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,710
(cheering)
464
00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:48,814
(knocking on door)
- Chickadee?
465
00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:57,155
- You think she went to Moncton?
466
00:20:57,823 --> 00:20:59,157
- There's a note.
467
00:21:01,226 --> 00:21:03,528
"Hey dickheads,
468
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:07,432
I want you to know that
I turned down the art school.
469
00:21:08,567 --> 00:21:11,737
I'm gonna travel and see
all the art I can,
470
00:21:11,803 --> 00:21:13,672
like a badass.
471
00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:14,906
I'll be back at some point,
472
00:21:14,973 --> 00:21:17,175
so don't take my shit!"
473
00:21:19,478 --> 00:21:22,147
- Well, she did say,
"Don't take my shit."
474
00:21:22,547 --> 00:21:26,351
But, she didn't say anything
about not using it. Right?
475
00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:28,287
- Nope!
476
00:21:28,387 --> 00:21:30,389
- Well, these games ain't gonna
play themselves!
477
00:21:33,058 --> 00:21:35,794
(theme music)
478
00:21:35,894 --> 00:21:39,197
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