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-�Such�a�bold�exploration
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of�gluteal�form.
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Note�the�tonal�palate,
the�compositional�form,
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the�undercurrent�of�defiance!
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One�could�be�forgiven
for�characterizing
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this�painting�as...�cheeky!
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(chips�crunching)
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Ah!�A�young�artisan
eating�ketchup�chips!
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-�'Sup?
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00:00:21,821 --> 00:00:23,523
-�I�haven't�seen�a�butt�painted
in�such�detail
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since�Genevieve�Plum's
"Wall�of�Bums."
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-�I�paint�cheeks�flat,
the�way�Creator�intended.
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-�I�sit�on�the�board�of
admissions
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for�the�prestigious�Arts
University�for�the�Learned,
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located�in�Moncton,
New�Brunswick.
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-�The�Paris�of�the�Maritimes?
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-�Truly!�If�you�could�put�a
portfolio�together,
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I�would�see�to�it�myself�that�it
would�get�into�the�right�hands!
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-�Hey!�You�there,�art�dweeb!
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"No�Aristocrats!"
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Go�on,�get!�And�take�your�no-arm
glasses�back�to�Moncton!
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Artsy-fartsy�snob,�wouldn't�last
five�minutes�in�Stoney!
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(theme�music)
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(speaking�Cree)
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-�Ho�is�the�new�water�guy�now,
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and�is�behind�the�wheel�of�the
truck�as�we�speak.
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Which�is�kind�of�scary,
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because�he�doesn't�have
his�license.
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So�if�you're�out
on�the�road,�look�out!
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He's�still�ironing�out
the�kinks.
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-�Fuck,�boy!
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-�So,�you're�going,�right?
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-�I�just�finished�school,
why�would�I�go�to�another�one?
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-�Because�at�this�one,
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you�can�just�fuck�around
and�draw�pictures.
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-�In�Moncton,�New�Brunswick.
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-�Way�better�than�Old�Brunswick!
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-�I�do�love�fucking�around.
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(laughter):�And�look�at�how
deadly�these�kids
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look�in�the�pamphlet!
This�could�be�you!
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All�sad�and�tortured.
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-�Okay,�I'll�do�it!
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(Brother�and�sister):
Moncton!�Moncton!
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-�Okay,�but�I'm�gonna�do�it�on
my�own�terms.
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Art�shouldn't�be�locked�up
in�museums,�confined�by�walls.
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My�art's�for�the�people!
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-�Yo,�look�at�this�pamphlet.
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-�It�says,�"Be�Bear�Smart."
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And�there's�a�picture�of
a�man�running�from�a�bear.
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-�What's�with�you�guys
and�pamphlets?
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(Brother�and�sister):�Pamphlets!
Pamphlets!�Pamphlets!
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-�How�many�band�councillors�does
it�take�to�screw�in�a�lightbulb?
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-�How�many?
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-�None.�They�don't�screw�in
lightbulbs,�they�screw�us!
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(laughter)
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-�He�hey!�Lightbulbs!
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(laughter)
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They�get�real�hot�too,
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and�then�sometimes�you�burn
your�hands�on�them!
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(laughter)
-�What?
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-�Beat�it,�you�big�round�rat!
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-�You're�just�mad�at�me�because
I�stole�your�job,
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and�now�you�have�to�be
the�sewage�driver!
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-�Oh!�Fucking�genius,�here!
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-�Why�don't�you�go�away?
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-�You're�just�mad�at�me,�because
you�only�think�I�got�this�job
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from�sleeping�around�with
Councillor�Rose
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all�the�time!�Ha!
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-�Yeah,�you�think?
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-�Well,�the�joke's�on�you!
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Because�ever�since�we�had�the
baby,�I've�had�sex�zero�times!
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-�Oy!
-�Oh...
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Sorry�about�that.
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00:03:06,286 --> 00:03:07,120
-�Yeah,�I�hope
that�picks�up�for�ya.
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-�Wait,�fuck�you,�man!
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Go�back
to�sitting�by�yourself!
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-�Fine!�But�I'm�gonna�try
fitting�in
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with�you�guys�so�hard!
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-�We�got�big�budget�negotiations
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with�Chief
and�Council�coming�up.
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-�Yeah,�so?
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-�So,�this�guy�wants�to�fit�in
so�bad,
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he�told�us�about�his�love�life!
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Imagine�what�he�would�tell�us
about�Chief�and�Council!
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(laughter)
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(clinking�mugs)
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00:03:34,013 --> 00:03:36,049
(slurping�coffee)
-�Oi!�Fuck,�that's�hot!
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-�Hey�boss,�need�your�signature.
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-�Yeah,�man.
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-�Missed,�but
uh,�I'm�sure�it's�okay.
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-�Hey!�Uh,
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so�my�friends
and�I�were�curious
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if�we�could�use
the�store�to�play
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a�Wizards
and�Windigoes�campaign?
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-�Is�that�like�where�you�pretend
to�kill�dragons
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in�some�kind
of�little�dungeon?
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00:04:03,142 --> 00:04:05,678
-�No,�it's�actually�a�pen
and�paper�role-playing�game.
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00:04:05,712 --> 00:04:07,380
We�would�use
our�usual�place,
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00:04:07,447 --> 00:04:08,581
but�it's�being�fumigated
for�wolves.
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-�Scary�wolves!
-�Yeah!
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-�One�second.
102
00:04:13,786 --> 00:04:15,388
Alright,�you�know
how�Yeah�Man's�got�this
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badass�biker�bar�feel�to�it?
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-�Sure.�Of�course,�bro.
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-�Yeah�well,�these�nerdlingers
are�gonna�kill�that�cool�vibe.
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-�We�can�hear�you!
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-�Mmm.
(chuckles)
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-�We�can�pay�cash.
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(laughter)
-�Good�one,�Willy!
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-�Hey,�uh,�what�are�you�guys
talking�about�over�here?
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-�Oh,�you�don't�wanna�hear
about�this.
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-�No,�no,�no,
I'm�one�of�you�guys�now!
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-�We�were�just�talking�about�how
Chief�and�Council's
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been�busting�our�balls
at�the�bargaining�table.
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-�She�says�there's�no�more�money
for�public�works.
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-�Man!�That's�just�like�Rose!
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-�Hmm.
-�Just�stingy!
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Did�you�know�that�she
only�lets�me�have�two�wieners,
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when�I�know�for�a�fact
that�there's�12�motherfuckers
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00:05:00,667 --> 00:05:02,001
that�come�in�a�package?
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-�You�know�what?
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00:05:03,870 --> 00:05:05,238
Maybe�there�is�something
you�can�do�for�us.
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00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:06,873
Oh�actually,
ahh,�no,�no,�no.
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00:05:06,939 --> 00:05:08,775
-�No,�no,�no,�no!
-�N-n-never,�never�mind.
125
00:05:08,841 --> 00:05:10,476
-�What�is�it?
-�No!�Willy�said�never�mind.
126
00:05:10,543 --> 00:05:13,479
-�No!�I�always�mind!
I�never�not�mind!
127
00:05:13,546 --> 00:05:16,416
-�Well,�maybe�when�you�go�home,
128
00:05:16,482 --> 00:05:18,284
you�could�get�some�info
from�Rose?
129
00:05:19,452 --> 00:05:22,021
-�Yeah,�something
to�help�us�negotiate.
130
00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:23,856
-�Hmm.
131
00:05:23,923 --> 00:05:25,458
-�I�mean,�we're�practically
family,�right?
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You,�water,�me,�garbage.
133
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Trudy,�shit!
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Just�maybe,�you�could�come�and
sit�with�us�at�the�big�table!
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-�The�big�table!
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00:05:38,137 --> 00:05:41,140
(laughing):�Oh!
You�got�yourselves�a�deal!
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Wow.
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-�I�call�it
"Le�Macaroni�de�Lips."
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-�His�eyes�follow�you�around
like�a�pervert�at�a�gas�station.
140
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-�How�come�he's�got�a�macaroni
on�his�lip?
141
00:05:54,420 --> 00:05:56,856
-�Cause�he�showed�up�to�school
one�day�with�a�macaroni
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00:05:56,956 --> 00:05:59,826
on�his�lip.
That's�why�they�call�him�Lips.
143
00:05:59,926 --> 00:06:02,829
Oh,�I�need�pics
for�my�portfolio.
144
00:06:02,862 --> 00:06:04,731
Hey,�I'm�gonna
go�grab�my�camera.
145
00:06:06,566 --> 00:06:08,501
-�Critical�hit,�roll�for�damage!
146
00:06:09,335 --> 00:06:12,538
-�So�those�cheap�little�dudes,
those�are�the�good�guys?
147
00:06:12,605 --> 00:06:14,707
-�Sage�is�a�kung-fu�monk.
148
00:06:14,774 --> 00:06:17,810
And�Sonia�is�a�druid,
who�uses�land-based�magic.
149
00:06:17,910 --> 00:06:20,079
-�Ahh.�Kung-fu�monk,�eh?
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00:06:21,180 --> 00:06:22,849
Pretty�cool,�I�guess.
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00:06:22,915 --> 00:06:24,684
-�They�just�finished�slaying
an�evil�orc,
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00:06:24,751 --> 00:06:25,685
and�now�they're�rummaging
through�his�stuff
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to�find�some�clues.
154
00:06:27,653 --> 00:06:29,689
-�Rummaging,�hey?
Sounds�cool,�I�guess.
155
00:06:32,291 --> 00:06:33,659
-�Deal�us�in!
156
00:06:33,693 --> 00:06:35,595
-�What's�the�buy�in?
157
00:06:35,661 --> 00:06:38,698
-�Sorry�guys,
our�session�ended�anyways.
158
00:06:40,166 --> 00:06:43,002
But�uh,�if�you�want,
you�can�join�us�tomorrow.
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00:06:43,102 --> 00:06:44,570
-�Yeah,�that'd�be�cool!
-�We'd�love�to!
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-�I�mean,�uh--
-�Yeah.
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00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:47,907
-�Yeah,�sure.�Whatever.
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00:06:49,809 --> 00:06:51,477
-�If�you�haven't�seen
the�Lips�painting,
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get�your�jeets�down�there!
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I've�laughed�at�Lips
pretty�hard�before,
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but�never�this�hard!
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-�Code�Beige,
officer�humiliated!
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00:07:00,820 --> 00:07:04,357
(sirens�blaring)
168
00:07:05,992 --> 00:07:07,727
-�Hey,�babe!
(loud�gasp)
169
00:07:08,528 --> 00:07:10,062
-�Oh,�you�scared�me!
170
00:07:10,129 --> 00:07:13,132
-�Yeah!�I�didn't�want
to�wake�up�PJ!
171
00:07:13,199 --> 00:07:15,435
-�Oh,�he's�out�with�your�mom
right�now.
172
00:07:15,468 --> 00:07:17,804
-�Cool,�cool.
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00:07:17,904 --> 00:07:21,340
So�uh,�why�don't
you�tell�me�about�your�work,
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00:07:21,374 --> 00:07:23,843
and�spare�no�details?
175
00:07:24,477 --> 00:07:26,212
-�You�never�ask�about�work!
176
00:07:26,312 --> 00:07:28,181
-�I'm�a�working�man�now!
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00:07:28,247 --> 00:07:31,551
I�love�talking�work�stuff
with�my�baby!
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00:07:31,584 --> 00:07:32,585
-�Well--
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00:07:32,618 --> 00:07:34,287
(cellphone�ringing)
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00:07:34,821 --> 00:07:37,023
Oh,�it's�Dee�Dee,
I�have�to�take�this.
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Willy�wants�more?
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00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:42,595
I�know�we�have�a�surplus,
but�they�don't�know�that!
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-�Surplus?
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(sigh)
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00:07:48,534 --> 00:07:49,969
-�Well,�he�hasn't�seen
the�budget,
186
00:07:50,036 --> 00:07:51,604
so�we�don't�have
to�worry�about�that.
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-�Budget?
188
00:07:55,675 --> 00:07:57,109
-�Since�when�do�you�dust?
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-�Dust?
190
00:08:00,179 --> 00:08:01,747
(camera�flashes)
-�Break�it�up!
191
00:08:01,781 --> 00:08:03,082
(laughter)
Go�home!
192
00:08:03,182 --> 00:08:04,984
There's�nothing
to�see�here!
193
00:08:05,051 --> 00:08:06,519
-�Look,�Lips�has�a�macaroni
on�his�lip,
194
00:08:06,619 --> 00:08:08,554
just�like�in�the�painting!
195
00:08:08,621 --> 00:08:09,589
(laughter)
196
00:08:09,655 --> 00:08:13,092
-�Ow!�Stop�laughing!
197
00:08:13,125 --> 00:08:15,461
This�is�a�violation�of�the�law!
198
00:08:16,429 --> 00:08:19,799
-�What,�what�are�you,�hey!�Hey!
199
00:08:19,899 --> 00:08:21,367
That's�my�painting!
200
00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:22,702
-�It's�graffiti.
201
00:08:22,768 --> 00:08:24,270
-�I�need�that�for�art�school!
202
00:08:24,370 --> 00:08:26,339
-�Effective�immediately,
203
00:08:26,405 --> 00:08:29,008
I'm�banning�all�forms�of
graffiti,�under�threat�of�BCR.
204
00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:46,192
-�Stupid�fucking�pamphlet.
205
00:08:48,094 --> 00:08:51,097
-�Sweetie�bird!
206
00:08:53,032 --> 00:08:55,201
Is�everything�okay?
207
00:08:55,301 --> 00:08:58,404
-�That's�the�last�time�I�try
to�be�a�sad�painter�in�Moncton!
208
00:08:58,471 --> 00:09:01,707
-�Hmmm.�Let�me�tell�you�a�story.
209
00:09:02,975 --> 00:09:04,911
When�I�was�young,
210
00:09:04,944 --> 00:09:06,913
I�wanted�to�be�an�actor.
211
00:09:08,347 --> 00:09:11,484
Just�like�Michelle�Kennedy
on�North�of�60.
212
00:09:11,517 --> 00:09:14,353
-�That's�oddly�specific.
(laughter)
213
00:09:14,420 --> 00:09:17,957
-�The�point�is,�I�never�followed
my�dreams.
214
00:09:18,624 --> 00:09:20,826
-�Hmm.
-�And�I�always�regretted�it.
215
00:09:21,827 --> 00:09:23,095
-�I�see.
216
00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:26,866
-�So,�screw�Lips!
217
00:09:26,966 --> 00:09:31,370
And�you�do�whatever�you�need�to
do�to�be�whoever�you�want�to�be.
218
00:09:31,437 --> 00:09:34,240
-�Thanks,�Kookoo.�I�love�you.
219
00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:36,542
-�Mmm.�Muah!
220
00:09:37,209 --> 00:09:38,945
-�Now�if�you'll�excuse�me,
221
00:09:39,011 --> 00:09:41,013
I�have�some�expressing
myself�to�do!
222
00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:42,882
-�Mmm!
(laughter)
223
00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:49,488
-�Whoa,�whoa,�whoa.�Not�so�fast!
224
00:09:49,555 --> 00:09:52,425
-�Come�on,�then.
Let's�hear�what�you�got.
225
00:09:52,525 --> 00:09:54,727
-�I'm�sorry,
I�couldn't�find�nothing!
226
00:09:55,361 --> 00:09:57,730
-�Then�this�seat's...�taken!
227
00:09:57,763 --> 00:10:00,633
-�For�fuck!�I�really�tried!
228
00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:04,804
But�all�she�kept�going�off
on�was�budget�and�surplus,
229
00:10:04,837 --> 00:10:07,573
blah�blah�blah!
-�Wait,�what?
230
00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:09,709
-�Rose�said�the�reserve
was�broke!
231
00:10:09,742 --> 00:10:12,144
-�We're�gonna�kill�them
in�negotiation!
232
00:10:12,211 --> 00:10:13,713
(laughter)
-�I'm�really�sorry!
233
00:10:13,779 --> 00:10:15,348
Please,�just�give
me�one�more�chance,
234
00:10:15,414 --> 00:10:17,550
and�I�promise
that�I'll�show�you--
235
00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,485
-�Hey,�oh,�yo,�hey,�whoa!
Why�don't�you�have�a�seat?
236
00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:20,820
-�No�fooling?
237
00:10:20,886 --> 00:10:22,355
-�No,�it's�all�yours,�big�guy!
238
00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,457
(laughter)
239
00:10:24,557 --> 00:10:27,326
-�You�guys�seeing�this?
The�table!
240
00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:28,794
(knocking)
241
00:10:28,828 --> 00:10:29,729
Wow!
242
00:10:30,896 --> 00:10:32,131
Jealous?
243
00:10:33,265 --> 00:10:34,634
We�should�tell
some�jokes...
244
00:10:37,536 --> 00:10:39,238
-�I�am�Geezhiga,
245
00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:41,240
the�fastest�barbarian
in�the�land.
246
00:10:41,340 --> 00:10:44,143
And,�a�magnet�of�babes!
247
00:10:46,412 --> 00:10:51,450
-�I�am�Zaycan,�the�enchanter!
248
00:10:51,517 --> 00:10:55,321
And�I�too,�am�a�magnet�of�babes!
249
00:10:55,421 --> 00:10:59,392
-�What?�I�am�the�magnet
of�babes!
250
00:10:59,425 --> 00:11:00,826
-�There�can�be�two�magnets.
251
00:11:00,926 --> 00:11:02,161
-�Nerds!
252
00:11:02,228 --> 00:11:03,696
-�Okay!�Let's�start.
253
00:11:04,430 --> 00:11:07,733
So,�you're�all�in�the�desert,
254
00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:11,470
when�a�huge�fire-breathing
dragon�just�rips
255
00:11:11,537 --> 00:11:13,472
through�the�air.
You�look�to�follow�it--
256
00:11:13,539 --> 00:11:16,609
-�And�I�jump�500�feet,
and�I�punch�the�dragon!
257
00:11:16,642 --> 00:11:18,744
-�You'd�die�from
the�fall�damage!
258
00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:23,849
-�Nuh-uh!�I�have�an�amulet
of�slow�fall!
259
00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:26,719
-�Doh!
260
00:11:26,819 --> 00:11:27,720
-�Aha!
261
00:11:28,287 --> 00:11:30,189
-�You�guys�are�too�much!
262
00:11:31,090 --> 00:11:32,425
-�Yes.
263
00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:35,294
-�One�wiener.
(chuckles)
264
00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:39,999
Two�wiener.�Three�wiener?
265
00:11:40,066 --> 00:11:41,267
-�Hey,�babe.
266
00:11:41,333 --> 00:11:42,268
-�I�was�just�kidding!
267
00:11:44,403 --> 00:11:46,238
Today�was�brutal!
268
00:11:46,305 --> 00:11:48,874
Willy�and�Trudy�would�not
take�no�for�an�answer.
269
00:11:48,908 --> 00:11:52,011
All�the�extra�money�we�had�saved
got�eaten�up�by�their�demands.
270
00:11:52,078 --> 00:11:53,746
-�Really,�eh?
271
00:11:55,014 --> 00:11:57,683
-�It's�like�they�knew
about�the�surplus.
272
00:11:57,783 --> 00:12:00,753
-�How�could�they�know?
I�ask�you,�how?
273
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,724
-�You�know�what�you�could�do
for�your�babe?
274
00:12:05,257 --> 00:12:07,359
Actually,�never�mind!
275
00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:10,730
-�No!�What�is�it?�Tell�me!
276
00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:13,699
-�Maybe,�when�you�go�to�work,
277
00:12:13,799 --> 00:12:16,635
you�could�get
some�information�for�me?
278
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:22,775
-�You�want�me�to�spy�on
my�casual�work�acquaintances!
279
00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:26,779
-�I'm�not�sure�I'm�saying�that.
280
00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:36,655
-�That's,�that's�enough�wieners
for�two�whole�days!
281
00:12:37,389 --> 00:12:39,992
-�Get�dirt�at�any�cost.
282
00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:42,895
Seduce�them�if�you�have�to!
283
00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:47,767
-�It�has�been�a�long�battle.
284
00:12:48,367 --> 00:12:50,803
-�Four�hours�long!
285
00:12:50,836 --> 00:12:54,406
-�So�you�finally�chase�down
Manamon's�spy�to�a�small�church.
286
00:12:54,473 --> 00:13:01,313
Zaycan,�the�hero�of�the�party,
strides�up�to�a�fallen�Orc.
287
00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:03,682
-�I�cast�Fireball�at�the�spy.
288
00:13:03,716 --> 00:13:07,286
-�Fireball�is�a�20-foot�ball
of�fire!
289
00:13:07,319 --> 00:13:08,954
You're�in�a�small�church.
290
00:13:09,021 --> 00:13:10,222
-�I�cast...
291
00:13:12,758 --> 00:13:15,227
Fireball.
(evil�laugh)
292
00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:18,464
-�Everyone�is�weak
from�the�fight.
293
00:13:20,666 --> 00:13:22,168
-�Fireball!
294
00:13:22,234 --> 00:13:23,469
-�Yeah!
295
00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:25,871
-�Fine!�You�cast�Fireball!
296
00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:27,873
You�kill�everyone
in�the�room.
297
00:13:27,940 --> 00:13:29,341
-�Yes!
298
00:13:29,408 --> 00:13:31,710
-�TPK!�Is�that�what�you�want?
299
00:13:32,578 --> 00:13:34,814
(snaps�fingers)
300
00:13:34,847 --> 00:13:36,315
(door�closing)
301
00:13:36,348 --> 00:13:37,983
-�Shit!�Maybe�we�went�too�far?
302
00:13:38,083 --> 00:13:39,118
-�Yeah,�maybe.
303
00:13:39,852 --> 00:13:40,820
Wanna�go�again?
304
00:13:40,886 --> 00:13:42,788
-�Yeah!
-�Alright!
305
00:13:45,791 --> 00:13:47,059
-�Oh,�hey�guys!
306
00:13:50,629 --> 00:13:51,997
Is�it�me?
307
00:13:53,465 --> 00:13:55,734
Or�is�it�getting...
308
00:13:57,203 --> 00:13:59,505
hot�in�here!
309
00:13:59,538 --> 00:14:01,240
-�It's�actually�a�perfect�temp.
310
00:14:01,307 --> 00:14:03,542
-�Really?
Then�why�am�I...
311
00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:05,711
so�sweaty?
312
00:14:06,612 --> 00:14:09,348
-�It's�because�you�have�four
t-shirts�underneath�there!
313
00:14:09,381 --> 00:14:12,985
-�Oh�my!�You�noticed!
314
00:14:13,085 --> 00:14:15,354
So,
315
00:14:15,387 --> 00:14:18,190
do�you�guys�enjoy�the�sex?
316
00:14:18,290 --> 00:14:20,059
-�What?
317
00:14:20,092 --> 00:14:22,795
-�Nothing,�I�was�just�kidding!
No.�Or,�was�I?
318
00:14:22,828 --> 00:14:24,430
-�Stop�fucking�around
and�sit�down!
319
00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:28,634
We�took�Chief�and�Council
for�a�ride!
320
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:31,003
-�Yeah,�all�that�surplus
shit�paid�off.
321
00:14:31,103 --> 00:14:33,873
-�We�don't�even�need�all
the�money�we're�getting!
322
00:14:33,973 --> 00:14:38,544
-�Said�we�needed�new�trucks,
new�uniforms,�new...
323
00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:40,813
everything!
(laughter)
324
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,048
-�And�they�had�no�choice
but�to�pony�up!
325
00:14:43,148 --> 00:14:45,017
Suckers!
326
00:14:46,252 --> 00:14:48,520
-�Come�with�us�to�the�band
office�later,
327
00:14:48,587 --> 00:14:50,289
watch�us�sign�the�deal!
328
00:14:50,756 --> 00:14:52,791
-�I�would,�but�I�have--
-�Hey.
329
00:14:55,427 --> 00:14:57,863
Your�own�funny�work�mug.
330
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,667
-�Get�it.
-�And�those�aren't�tentacles.
331
00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:05,804
It�says�Mug�Life?
Like�Thug�Life?
332
00:15:07,273 --> 00:15:09,108
-�It's�because�we�love�coffee�so
much,�get�it,�get�it?
333
00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:11,310
(laughter)
334
00:15:15,447 --> 00:15:17,149
-�Oh�wow!
-�Take�that,�Lips!
335
00:15:17,216 --> 00:15:20,219
-�Why�does�that�pig
have�tentacles?
336
00:15:20,786 --> 00:15:22,454
-�I�don't�think�that's�a�pig.
337
00:15:22,521 --> 00:15:24,890
-�And�those�aren't�tentacles.
338
00:15:24,957 --> 00:15:28,227
-�Holy!�I�didn't�know�men
had�those!
339
00:15:28,961 --> 00:15:31,530
-�Hey!
-�Oh�shit,�it's�the�fuzz!
340
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:33,465
-�Hey!�Stop�right�there!
-�Run!
341
00:15:33,499 --> 00:15:35,901
-�No�fucking�way!
-�Halt!�In�the�name�of�the�law!
342
00:15:36,969 --> 00:15:40,272
-�Come�on,�Lips.�Lighten�up.
Why�do�you�hate�art?
343
00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:42,308
-�I�don't�hate�art,
I�hate�vandalism.
344
00:15:43,242 --> 00:15:44,677
I'm�actually
more�of�a�film�guy.
345
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,946
-�Really?
346
00:15:47,012 --> 00:15:48,781
-�We'll�discuss�this�later.
You're�in�big�trouble.
347
00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:51,116
-�Yeah?�Well,�what�are�you�gonna
do�about�it?
348
00:15:51,183 --> 00:15:53,385
-�What�am�I�gonna�do?
You're�BCR'd.
349
00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:54,920
-�What?
-�Whoa!
350
00:15:54,987 --> 00:15:57,056
-�That's�what�I'm�gonna�do!
-�No!
351
00:15:58,657 --> 00:16:00,926
-�Okay.�Contract's�on
the�table,
352
00:16:00,993 --> 00:16:02,728
all�it�needs
is�your�signatures.
353
00:16:02,828 --> 00:16:04,763
(laughter)
(loud�yawn)
354
00:16:04,863 --> 00:16:06,799
-�Take�a�look�at�this,�babe!
355
00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:09,969
-�I�even�brought�my�best�pen
for�this!
356
00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:14,206
-�It's�nothing�personal,
it's�just�business.
357
00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:17,977
-�Actually,
speaking�of�business.
358
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,013
-�What?
359
00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:23,182
-�What�did�you�do�that�for?
360
00:16:23,282 --> 00:16:25,250
-�I�have�it�on�good�authority
361
00:16:25,351 --> 00:16:27,453
that�Public�Works�doesn't
even�need�all�that�money
362
00:16:27,519 --> 00:16:29,021
you�asked�for.
-�Not�true!
363
00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:30,556
-�Trucks�are�up�to�date,
364
00:16:30,622 --> 00:16:31,857
uniforms�in�good�shape.
365
00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:33,959
You�even�have�funny�mug�money!
366
00:16:34,026 --> 00:16:37,930
-�Who�told�you�about
the�funny�mug�money?
367
00:16:37,963 --> 00:16:40,399
-�Who�told�you�about
the�surplus?
368
00:16:45,404 --> 00:16:46,505
-�Mama!
369
00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:47,506
-�Mama!
370
00:16:47,573 --> 00:16:49,708
-�I�knew�we�couldn't�trust
this�fucking�guy!
371
00:16:49,775 --> 00:16:51,276
-�How�could�you?
372
00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:56,081
-�Even�me!�Your�baby�mama
and�babe?
373
00:16:56,115 --> 00:17:00,886
-�No!�I�ratted�both�sides.
Evenly!
374
00:17:00,953 --> 00:17:01,954
-�I�want�the�mug�back!
375
00:17:01,987 --> 00:17:03,756
-�Make�him�the�shit�guy!
376
00:17:03,822 --> 00:17:07,459
-�That's�it.�You're�down
to�two�hot�dogs�a�day!
377
00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:11,930
-�Hey!�Is�it�me,
or�is�it�getting�hot�in�here?
378
00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:13,766
-�Oh,�stop�it!
379
00:17:13,832 --> 00:17:15,701
-�Well,�we�wouldn't�even�be�here
if�you�guys�knew
380
00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:17,302
how�to�openly�talk
with�each�other!
381
00:17:17,403 --> 00:17:19,772
You�all�used�me!
382
00:17:20,672 --> 00:17:22,307
Yeah!
383
00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:26,078
You�should�all�be�ashamed
of�yourselves,
384
00:17:26,145 --> 00:17:29,314
making�me�resort
to�my�sexy�tactics!
385
00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:30,582
(chuckling)
386
00:17:30,649 --> 00:17:32,918
I�want�you�all�to�sit�down,
387
00:17:33,018 --> 00:17:36,688
and�talk�about�what�you�all�did!
While�I�leave�the�room!
388
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:37,823
(chuckling)
389
00:17:37,923 --> 00:17:38,857
-�Wait.
390
00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:41,894
He's�right.
391
00:17:42,428 --> 00:17:45,097
I�told�Paul
to�get�info�on�you�guys.
392
00:17:45,164 --> 00:17:46,665
-�We�said�the�same�thing.
393
00:17:47,833 --> 00:17:51,637
-�We�bribed�him.
With�chairs,�and�mugs.
394
00:17:51,670 --> 00:17:55,374
-�How�about�we�all�take�a�look
at�the�numbers�together?
395
00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:57,076
In�a�good�way.
396
00:17:57,142 --> 00:17:59,411
-�In�a�good�way,�hey?
397
00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:03,048
-�We�haven't�tried�honesty
and�kindness�yet!
398
00:18:03,115 --> 00:18:04,349
-�My�two�favourite�things!
399
00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:06,151
-�Babe,�we�have�work�to�do.
400
00:18:06,185 --> 00:18:08,020
(chuckling):�So�uh...
401
00:18:08,053 --> 00:18:11,256
What�do�I�get
for�bringing�everyone�together?
402
00:18:11,323 --> 00:18:13,092
Ooh,�a�brand�new�funny�mug?
(gasp)
403
00:18:13,192 --> 00:18:15,027
Four�wieners?
404
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,896
(Trudy,�Willy�and�Rose):�Out!
-�Yeah.
405
00:18:20,866 --> 00:18:23,769
-�Hey.�Just�came
to�get�our�game.
406
00:18:23,869 --> 00:18:26,338
-�Hey!�I'm�glad
you�guys�came�back.
407
00:18:26,371 --> 00:18:28,240
-�Yeah,�we�wanted�to�say�sorry.
408
00:18:28,340 --> 00:18:31,543
And�give�you�this�Scroll
of�Apology.
409
00:18:32,244 --> 00:18:34,113
-�It's�not�a�real�thing,
but...
410
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,748
thanks.
411
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:40,385
That's�so�sweet.
Okay,�let's�go,�guys.
412
00:18:40,419 --> 00:18:43,755
-�Hey,�so�look.�I�know�we�got
carried�away
413
00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:45,958
and�destroyed
the�whole�village.
414
00:18:46,024 --> 00:18:49,695
-�That�was�too�much.�But,�we
loved�this�game�so�much.
415
00:18:49,761 --> 00:18:52,731
-�Is�it�a�crime�to�love
this�game�so�much?
416
00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:54,633
-�We�can�change,�I�swear!
417
00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:56,435
-�Give�us�one�more�campaign,
418
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:58,137
and�you�will�see.
419
00:18:58,203 --> 00:18:59,238
We�are�different�now.
420
00:19:00,205 --> 00:19:02,541
-�Okay,�how�about�this?
421
00:19:02,608 --> 00:19:04,076
Every�Wednesday,�we'll�come
back�and�have�a�game�night.
422
00:19:04,676 --> 00:19:07,913
But�you�have
to�promise�to�be�chill!
423
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,716
-�We're�as�cool�as
a�plus�two�Frost�Dagger!
424
00:19:11,550 --> 00:19:14,620
-�Roll�initiative,
for�Round�Two?
425
00:19:18,223 --> 00:19:20,559
(everybody):�Excelsior!!
426
00:19:22,261 --> 00:19:24,363
-�Leave�her�alone,�Lips!
427
00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:27,065
-�Sorry,�Hilda.�You�do�the
crime,�you�do�the�time.
428
00:19:27,132 --> 00:19:28,500
-�Wait!
429
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:30,335
She�didn't�paint�it.
430
00:19:30,435 --> 00:19:31,670
-�It's�okay!
431
00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:34,206
-�No,�it's�not!�I�painted�it!
432
00:19:34,239 --> 00:19:35,474
-�Nice�try.
433
00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:38,110
-�She's�lying,�I�painted�it.
434
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,478
-�I�painted�it,�too.
435
00:19:39,578 --> 00:19:40,612
-�So�did�I!
436
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,115
-�I�also�painted�it!
437
00:19:43,215 --> 00:19:44,650
-�That's�impossible!
438
00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:46,385
-�Looks�like�everyone
painted�it.
439
00:19:46,451 --> 00:19:47,553
-�You're�all�BCR'd!
440
00:19:47,619 --> 00:19:49,721
(crowd�gasps)
441
00:19:49,821 --> 00:19:51,056
-�Why�don't�you�take�a�look�at
the�painting�first,
442
00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:52,357
take�it�in?
443
00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:55,227
-�Use�your�damn�eyes,�Lips!
444
00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:56,795
-�Alright,�fine.
445
00:19:57,930 --> 00:20:00,399
-�Why�does�the�pig
have�tentacles?
446
00:20:00,432 --> 00:20:02,267
-�I�don't�think�that's�a�pig.
447
00:20:02,301 --> 00:20:04,469
-�And�those�aren't�tentacles!
448
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:07,539
-�Oh�my�God,
I�understand�it�now!
449
00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:09,074
-�You�do?
450
00:20:10,108 --> 00:20:11,777
-�Laws�are�just�threats,
451
00:20:11,843 --> 00:20:15,080
made�by�the�ruling�class
to�hold�on�to�power.
452
00:20:16,081 --> 00:20:17,816
-�Uh,�yeah�man.
453
00:20:19,451 --> 00:20:22,087
-�I've�seen�enough.
You're�all�free�to�go!
454
00:20:22,187 --> 00:20:23,255
-�Hey!
455
00:20:23,355 --> 00:20:24,556
-�I�too�have�seen�enough!
456
00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:28,894
This�is�true�art.
457
00:20:30,128 --> 00:20:32,631
There�is�a�voice�inside�of�you
that�must�be�heard,
458
00:20:32,698 --> 00:20:34,433
not�bottled�up�here
in�Grouse�Lake.
459
00:20:34,499 --> 00:20:36,435
Applications�be�damned!
460
00:20:36,501 --> 00:20:38,770
I'm�prepared�to�offer�you
a�full�scholarship.
461
00:20:38,870 --> 00:20:40,839
The�world�needs�to�see
this�bird�fly!
462
00:20:40,872 --> 00:20:42,140
(applause)
463
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,710
(cheering)
464
00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:48,814
(knocking�on�door)
-�Chickadee?
465
00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:57,155
-�You�think�she�went�to�Moncton?
466
00:20:57,823 --> 00:20:59,157
-�There's�a�note.
467
00:21:01,226 --> 00:21:03,528
"Hey�dickheads,
468
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:07,432
I�want�you�to�know�that
I�turned�down�the�art�school.
469
00:21:08,567 --> 00:21:11,737
I'm�gonna�travel�and�see
all�the�art�I�can,
470
00:21:11,803 --> 00:21:13,672
like�a�badass.
471
00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:14,906
I'll�be�back�at�some�point,
472
00:21:14,973 --> 00:21:17,175
so�don't�take�my�shit!"
473
00:21:19,478 --> 00:21:22,147
-�Well,�she�did�say,
"Don't�take�my�shit."
474
00:21:22,547 --> 00:21:26,351
But,�she�didn't�say�anything
about�not�using�it.�Right?
475
00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:28,287
-�Nope!
476
00:21:28,387 --> 00:21:30,389
-�Well,�these�games�ain't�gonna
play�themselves!
477
00:21:33,058 --> 00:21:35,794
(theme�music)
478
00:21:35,894 --> 00:21:39,197
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