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Somebody call an ambulance.

Thank you.

How'd you like to be mine?

You're some kind of a nut.

You didn't mention it to me, Leroy. I didn't mention it to you.

You said a word to me, Cody.

The point is, uh, that Gage just snuffed a citizen.

Yes, he did.

And that makes one dead dude one hot skull.

Now, I'm not mad at you, Gage. I'm not mad at you.

Anybody could do what you did, just run away like that.

We could have done the same, right, Leroy? Yeah, yeah, right, Cody. But you

know, that's hit and run.

Which means the man is looking for Gage. Which means by coming here, he's

brought heat on us. Which means I ought to push you right around the block.

The point is that Gage's bike is hotter than he is.

So let's strip it the hell down and get out of here. We ain't got too much time

now. No goofing. Let's get it done.

Hey, do I smell pizza? Rip off a hunk.

I gave you the bad face.

You're taking a good look at yourself lately.

Did you get packed for the big one?

Yeah, I guess.

You got us packed.

You better have us packed, because we're not coming back.

We've got to be back by Thursday, because we're going to the dance

Forget it.

What do you mean, forget?

Forget it. He says forget it, I say forget it, because he is me, and I is

and we is we.

Hey, Cody, you know Hank Fredericks is still in the hospital?

Yes, sir.

Pete and Kathy Loomis got busted on Thursday.

You know Matt the Hat's still doing 15 to 20.

And Will Perkins, we haven't heard from him since the run to Big Bear.

Nothing new there at all, is there?

Listen, what I'm saying is that five years ago... Yeah, I know what you're

saying. We are washed up.

Well, maybe we're washed up.

When I die, I'm there and you're here.

Throw a lily on my grave.

Careful when you burn down the engine.

Don't make no deep scratches. And don't try to save the tires.

I have to bust every one of us to get my bike now.

Gates, sometimes I think you guys want to get busted.

You know, five years ago, there were 200 of us and the town knew it.

And now there are 26 left, and we've got to sneak around like a bunch of dips.

Look, the Dunn Square got right out in front of me. I couldn't help it.

Yeah. Well, I'll tell you one thing. You're lucky the man wasn't around.

The man was there. Every time we go out, we come face to face with the man. We

take one drink, and there's the man.

And we hop on our sickles, and the man's on our tail.

Look, the man is out there, and he's going to bust us all. Joe.

Joe.

Tell him that story about Butch Cassidy you told me. Oh, Cassidy.

He was an outlaw.

He had maybe 400 men under him, and they had their own town, a place called Hole

-in -the -Wall.

He had a cannon up in the path, and the whole cavalry tried to take him and

couldn't. They was home free. Never did get took.

Well, I decided we're going to split from this pad.

We're going to pick up our old ladies and whatever little we have, and we're

going to put on our colors, and we're going to roll.

And either man or beast is going to stop us until we find a place where we can

blow our own peace. And we're going to love each other.

I love you, Leroy.

Cody, I love you.

Amen.

Anybody got anything to say?

Yes. I'm going to have a baby.

Yeah, we got the food and the extra oil and the fuel tanks are full. We don't

have to stop till we get to Lenox. Okay, then we'll pick up Funky. We'll go on

to Bridget. You really think it's smart to bother with Funky? He gets pretty

twisted. He really wants to be a citizen. Don't you worry about him,

Funky!

Hey, by the way, where are we going to end up?

Hole in the wall.

Hey, Cody, I don't think a spirit's going to be my partner in the dance

There ain't gonna be no dance contest. We're not coming back. We're going to

hole in the wall.

When God created woman, he made it pretty stupid. Let's go!

Your cat named Bucky the Pico do this?

It's pretty as a picture.

Now, which way does your old buck live?

Brown house on top of the hill. That way. Bye.

Thank you, bud.

to tell you this, Cody, but Funky's in the can.

Yeah, what did he do now?

Nothing. He got a damn thing.

Except he got a little loaded and he painted this picture in the town hall.

Yeah, we saw that.

They put him in the joint for public indecency. That's what you get for

to be a citizen.

How much did he bill? Oh, $500.

We don't have $500, but we'll grab his chopper and we'll go into town and we'll

get him out of there somehow.

Hey, and then guess what? We're all going to the boondocks in the forever.

Oh, no.

The boondock? Yeah.

Gee, I don't know. Why do I love it?

See, we got this house here.

I guess we're kind of crazy about it.

Not that the town's too crazy about us, but... Listen, you ain't heard the best

part yet.

The Stompers is having a party up the bridge, and we're going to get our

twisted. Yeah!

Apart from the Stompers?

Oh, hell, well, I got my tooth.

Okay.

Cody!

Leroy Jones!

Hey, Bruno!

Man, what's happening?

Get out of here. Just shut up. Cool, man. Cool.

I love you guys.

I love you.

Man, it was one original mistake moving to this town.

Oh, man, hole in the wall, are you living in the state of California?

Hot news for you guys.

Funky DeVico ain't about to settle down again.

Not now.

That's what I was going to say. Not now.

That's what I said.

Not now.

Nor never.

Nor never. Nor never.

I'll drink to that.

Amen.

Get him out of that sleeping bag.

Huh? Get out of the bag.

Get out of the bag. Cody, I'm still naked.

Good.

That's good, isn't it?

Come on, get out of that bag. I got to cover up my chopper in case it snows.

Put me on again.

If you want this back, you're going to have to take it off me.

Well, it's just what I'm going to do if you're not out of there by the time I

count three.

One!

Two!

Man, this is still horrible.

I'm hungry. Let me go.

Hey, don't you holler at Robot.

Don't you know that he's got seven disfusers? Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, don't

know this is the man behind the man behind the man behind your bike?

I'm hungry, Leroy.

Robot's hungry, Cody.

Hey, man, this is the time to stock up. Look.

Joel!

I'm not going to steal anything!

I should have made a list. What have I forgotten?

Beer?

Beer? No, not beer.

Hey, man,

that's groovy. Hey, Daddy, I stole it, so it's mine.

All right, it's yours!

Anything else?

Four to three, seven to six.

I ain't got any money, man.

You got any money?

No, I ain't got no money.

You?

You people just wrecked my shop. We're going to pay for all this.

Look, we'll pay for it on the way back, okay?

The police.

There ain't going to be no police now, is there?

Is there?

How much do I owe you?

The whole total is four to three, seven to six.

43 -76? 43 -76.

Okay.

Now look, if you don't cut it out, man, we're going to come back after you.

Now beat it.

Hey, get going!

Another perfect end to another perfect vacation.

I hope you've got this captioned and it's out of your system now.

Okay, Donna.

Next year we'll get it both.

Have the girls got all their tomatoes?

Yes.

How about our victims?

Ready as I'll ever be, Royce.

Okay, girls.

to be seen man must have heard we was coming funky all

right so we don't scare anyone i'll run down to the campground see if i can find

a place to sleep for the night this is as dead a town as i ever did see let's

take a walk and see what's shaking funky cool it will you i get back

Oh, sure could use me a beer, Robot.

Oh, didn't Cody say for us to stay right here, Leroy, huh?

Yeah, he did.

Now, let's get us a beer anyway, huh?

Well, you're sure it's all right to leave, Leroy, huh? Yeah, it's all right.

Let's go. Okay, yeah, beer!

Now,

I know that one or two of you out there is not planning on voting for Charlie

Henderson as sheriff.

But he's got my boat as the best sport in town. Now, how about that?

I feel just like a pizza.

And now, while Charlie's being cleaned up, we're ready for the finals of the

beauty contest.

Now, let's give a hand to our homegrown beauty.

We're full up?

You're full up.

Well, we've come a long way, and we're tired. We need a place we can flake out.

Well, how many?

Just you two?

That's right, just we two. Here, and there are 32 more down there.

We're full up.

That's the world's most beautiful woman.

Let's hear your vote.

Thank you. Thank you, Susie Hamilton.

Now will the next gorgeous creature step forward and...

a special hand to welcome her to...

Hit the stump with the hammer and try to ring that ding -dong, robot.

Give me.

Stop complaining. I'll never take you no place nice.

Sorry, sir,

but only

residents comply.

I'd like to give you a kiss.

What else would you like to sell?

Marianne, go and get another roll of tickets for Hank.

You're not going to sell us any kisses?

Hey,

are you a mama?

Hell no.

I'm just pregnant.

I'll bet you a six pack against a couple of joints.

Hey, mister.

Better look out for Theodore. He stinks.

Hey, wait a minute.

Where'd you get that stuff?

I stole it.

I stole it from a cripple old grandmother. Hey, Funky, come on.

Hey, that's right, dude.

And he broke both her arms, too.

Look,

I happen to be the mayor of this town. Oh, Funky DeVico. Glad to make your

acquaintance. Well, what I'd like to do is... Don't talk to the mayor. We need

help. Listen, mister.

Funky didn't steal this stuff. He won it fair at the horse race game.

Shut down right now.

Oh, now,

don't you tell me.

I paid two bits for a chance on a Thunderbird, and I ain't...

I want my two bits back, huh? Get your filthy hands off me.

Charlie.

Leroy.

Leroy. What's happening here? Are you the leader of this outfit?

Yes, sir, I sure am.

Well, get them out.

What do we do, break some law or something?

What do you want here, trouble?

Oh, no, sir. Anything but.

We're just looking for some place we can flake out. We don't want you here.

Why not?

Why would anyone want a pack of junkies in filthy clothes plastered with

emblems? We'll constitute a mobile disturbance of the peace and do

possible to antagonize and frighten the general public.

We're just looking for some place we can flake out.

If I let you sleep on the beach, will you stay put and be out by sunup?

Got my word on that.

Good, because I'm holding you personally responsible. Is that clear?

You have nothing to worry about.

I'm not worried.

I've got a hotline direct to the highway patrol. You know how popular you are

with them.

You've got five minutes to hit the beach.

Life may not be beautiful if you cooperate with the law, but it'll be a

simpler. Take the south end of the beach below the campground and clean it up

before you leave.

Okay, Sheriff.

Come on, let's get out of here.

The man ain't all bad, Leroy.

And you said they could stay on the beach.

That's right. They'll be isolated where I can keep an eye on them.

Charlie.

You made a big mistake.

Oh?

Such as?

They're not going to give you any boats, Charlie.

Those are the skulls.

Adult delinquents. They steal things, Charlie. They smell bad.

They use foul language.

They have a hobby of wrecking small towns.

They've already wrecked our party.

Now, you've got to get them out of here right now.

Royce, you're going to get yourself a note, sir.

Now, look here, Charlie.

Page 15, paragraph 12, writer O. This is police business, Royce. I know what I'm

doing. Those people are riot potential.

I don't think I know what you're talking about.

You want me to rile those kids up? Give them a reason to go crazy and start

trouble? If not here, then five miles down the road?

They promised.

Promised. You can't talk to them, Charlie. They're animals.

They've had their warning. They'll keep their place.

I know my job, Royce.

Of course you do, Charlie. And you're going to do everything you can to keep

Thanks for the ride.

That was nothing.

Come on down to the beach party and I'll show you some real tricks.

Oh, party?

Rob is the no -bad Cody.

Leroy, forget it.

Cody, we're going to town.

And we're going to get all the nice, safe people out of their safe houses.

And they're going to ride our scooters.

And we're going to have a party.

And we're going to show them what beautiful people do, Cody. Cody, I love

Cody.

How long are we really going to stay in Hole in the Wall?

Forever.

You mean we won't be going back at all?

No.

Why not?

There's nothing out there for us.

I got things there.

No cops.

No man in Hole in the Wall.

Yeah, well, if there's no cops, you can bet there's no connections.

Where are you going to score?

Oh, we'll work that out somehow. The idea is to... The idea is to get there.

Cody, there won't be anything in Hole in the Wall. There's no place that's got

good things that hasn't got cops.

Cool. Well, it's true.

It ain't true.

Remember that time... Remember that time on that big run up to Battalion?

We had fun there, didn't we?

Yeah, that was great.

I couldn't stay there very long. I was too quiet.

I got crazy.

You'll dig it.

Well, I dig being with you.

But they won't dig it.

What do they got now?

What do they got?

What are their skulls?

If there's one thing they can't stand and you can't stand, it's being glued

down.

You want to roam, you want to sit around like a bunch of old folks.

Hey, what do you think of 6 -4?

Hey.

You want to hear a ghost story?

Yeah.

Well,

it seems that there was this motorcycle cop.

And he was goofing down the freeway one night.

One foggy night when he hears a mysterious voice saying, Hey, man,

happening?

And that cop draw up as tight as a bull in flight time and he say, Who dat?

Who dat? Hey, who dat?

And the mysterious voice say,

I'm the ghost of Rinker the Stinker.

I used to be a skull, don't you remember?

You stuffed me, you dirty, rotten, beady -eyed, cold -blooded deadhead.

And the cops say, I didn't mean it. It was an accident, Rinker the Stinker.

Honest, it was.

And the ghost of Rinker the Stinker say, Hey, man, you know I was clean.

I was plucking along on my scooter, minding my old business, when you nailed

with a 155 -millimeter anti -aircraft cannon.

And now I've come back to haunt your empty soul.

And the cops say, Oh, please, Mr. Rinker the Stinker,

I didn't know you was clean.

I saw you coming out of that liquor store with a package in your hand, and I

seen you was wearing your colors.

And I could smell you from a half a block away. And I just knew that you had

dropped that joint.

David!

The nose is the best part of a cop.

Oh, according to my instructions, which is to shoot first and wonder about it

later, I'd done my duty, so it wasn't my fault, Rinker the Stinker.

Boy, don't lie.

You're the father of my child -to -be.

It's you.

It is.

What, are you some kind of a nut?

It's you.

Hey, ain't you cold?

Getting warm.

Come on, crawl in here with me. You'll warm up fast.

I know you guys.

That's what you've been.

Hey, hand me a beer, huh?

That's how I used to pinch earrings from pierced ears.

Can I have a beer, too, please?

Toujours l 'amour.

Tonight, for sure.

I ever tell you guys about the time I drowned the lady traffic officer in a

barrel of brew?

All you guys do is race around and raise hell. Have fun?

Well, most all the time we do.

Except when we're quail hunting, of course.

Do you do a lot of quail hunting?

Most all the time.

Dirty legs.

Ain't you scared to be down here among all these wild men, little girl?

I'm not so little.

That's right.

You ain't.

Hey, when was the last time you went quail hunting, big boy?

Talking to me?

Let's see.

Thursday. No, no, no. It was Friday.

Well, anyhow, heresy.

We take this here quail.

What's that?

What's good?

Good what?

This is the finest blend of Mexican and domestic brass.

Guaranteed to bend your brain.

All right, all right.

We know Charlie Henderson's got a good head on his coat.

But he's been a pretty good sheriff.

I think we all agree on that, don't we?

Yeah. Shut that thing off.

Well, anyway, he says that he handled this skull business in the correct

Well, maybe he has. Maybe he's right.

That we'd be foolish to provoke these second -generation Okies.

I won't quarrel with that, but I do quarrel with passivity in the face of

danger out there.

Well, my wife is setting up in the orchard right now with a shotgun.

Good.

Now, I want to play fair with Charlie.

But remember, we've all been friends a long time.

And we've got to live with each other when this is over.

Well, the thing is, is to get it over with right now.

Right. But we shouldn't interfere to the point where we might generate some

unfortunate incident.

But we should be prepared.

I'm sure Charlie can take care of us just beautifully, but we're still out on

pretty long limb.

Okay, I'll get the bowling league together tonight.

We'll play poker here all night. How's that sound?

Fine. Fine.

Well, you take one old quail and you get her good and bone.

And then you beat on her with a club until she's soft and ripe.

Then you tie her up in an anthill.

And you strip off all her clothes.

No, they didn't.

They might as well have.

They've done it before.

And they'll do it again.

But they didn't.

Charlie would use that as a technicality. We've got no more time for

technicalities.

What's up, Sheriff?

What'd you do to that girl?

Nothing. We didn't do anything.

We'll see what she has to say about that.

Well, it doesn't matter what she says. Don't put your life on it.

Well, look, we put her on a little bit and we teased her, but nobody laid a

finger on that babe.

That's right, Sheriff. Nothing happened. If you're going to lock up one of us to

rape, you've got to lock up the whole bunch.

Your word lasted about two hours, but mine's a little more durable. I'm

you.

The rest of you get going. And keep going.

I hear any of you in this area again, I'll hunt you down like a pack of rabid

dogs. Take off.

Move!

You really gonna let them go?

What do you want to do, build a concentration camp?

Hail them to the city limits. Come on.

You let them go. They rape a girl and you let them go.

You made another big mistake, darling.

But for God's sake, don't catch him.

fast can you get to Bridger? Like the wind.

Well, get the stoppers and tell them they're in for a rumble.

Bye -bye.

Now, gotta be ready with the plan by the time they get back to it. Got any

ideas?

Sure.

It just kind of scared me.

It teased me and made fun of me and got me a little high.

That's all.

But you talked to the mayor. He said you'd been hurt.

No.

Thanks, honey.

May I go?

Yes, please.

Don't make another mistake, Charlie.

Just what are you trying to do?

Look, Charlie, that girl was raped.

Who said so?

I said so.

The point is, we were trying to protect our community. Now, that was supposed to

be your job.

There's an election in two weeks, and everybody knows what happened.

I hope you're not about to make another speech.

What are you doing now?

What do you think? I'm letting him go.

Oh? Are you always so gracious to felons?

Just allow them to walk out without a trial?

Just what did happen, Royce. Suppose you tell me.

Regardless of what laws may or may not have been broken, we have been

and brutalized. Now, your job, your real job, is not to interpret a set of

books, as nobody bothers to read anyway.

It's to make us feel safe and comfortable in our own beds at night.

If I see any one of you in this town again, I'll see to it you're put away

20 years.

Don't worry.

I'll come back to this burg if you handed it to me.

somebody bailed our president out.

Huh? Hey!

Cody!

Cody!

Cody!

Cody!

Cody! Cody! Cody!

You made it, baby! You made it!

All right, all right. Are we ready to roll?

Yeah! We got the plan down, Pat.

What's his plan?

Billy's got a righteous idea.

What's this righteous idea? You have a righteous idea? What is a righteous

All right, you guys go finish getting ready, huh?

We're gonna go back into that town and take that place apart.

How about that?

Now hear this!

We're not going back to any place we've been before.

We're going to hole in the wall.

We're gonna score to settle.

I'll keep score around here, all right, Cage?

It's Cody.

Cody, come here.

Come here a second.

Hey, Billy, what is this?

Didn't you hear me? Let's go.

Cody, they're bugged.

I mean, they're really bugged. I'll tell you the truth, I'm pretty bugged

myself. If we go into that town, we're really going to get busted.

It's too late. They already took a vote. Yeah, well, I wasn't here. We'll take

another vote.

Hey, what is with you, man?

These guys ain't going to listen to no jazz about no holes in the wall. They

want to get even.

Yeah, well, what do you want? Hey, wait.

The main thing is they kicked us out of the town for raping a girl we didn't

even rape.

That's right. I never heard the Skulls taking that from nobody. I don't believe

you. Billy, go off somewhere, will you?

Move!

Listen, I'm going to level with you. The guys have got their blood up.

They like Billy's plan.

And if you take a vote, you're going to lose, man.

And if you lose this one, you might as well go off to hole in the wall by

yourself. Joe, we're not strong enough to go into that town.

Oh, yes, we are, Cody. Come here. I want to show you something. Come here.

It's right down the road.

How do you like that for reinforcements, Cody?

Like 200 stumpers, baby.

Hey, man, what's happening?

They got some unfinished business in Brookville. When we go in, you let our

pick out the citizens they need.

And all you have to do is stand guard and keep a lid on the town until we get

done. We was hoping for some razzle -dazzle.

Razzle -dazzle. That's right, man.

Razzle -dazzle.

Okay.

Razzle -dazzle.

Sos. Easy, baby. Sos.

Sos.

Hey, Sheriff.

Bruce, man.

Now, you boys are really in for it. You're under arrest.

All 200 of us, Sheriff?

Because that's what we got, man. There's 200 of us in this town right now.

Now, if you want to be smart, I suggest you dump all the hardware.

I said dump it!

Do what he says.

There you go, babe. No problem, see?

Everybody's happy.

Hey!

I didn't give you any orders to beat up the sheriff.

Hey, I'll tell you what. Why don't you go to hell, huh?

I'll take him over to the big steer. Let's go.

You have the situation under control. You said it. Now, all I want you to do

keep your eye on the stoppers so that they don't start.

Why me, man?

Because you're a bright boy, Billy boy.

All right?

Hey, look, I can't guarantee... No, look. All right, right, right. Now,

You're a bright boy, you got a cool head, and you know how to handle men.

I still can. Right, right, right.

Now, listen, you make damn sure that I sit still and do nothing unless I send

word that we're in trouble.

Right?

Right? Right.

Right. Right. Right. Right.

not much time.

I want you all to be quiet.

Nobody speak out of turn.

All we're going to do here is we're going to give these fine folks a fair

just like the one they didn't give us.

Uh, Joel LaMole is going to be the prosecuting attorney.

And, uh, these seven fine boys are going to be the unbiased jury.

Guilty. Guilty.

Call your first witness.

The chick who was on the beach.

Come on up here, honey.

Did you get raped last night?

All right, don't worry about it. Don't be afraid. Tell him.

No, I didn't.

Well, did you tell anybody that you did?

No.

You didn't tell him?

For him?

No.

All right, you two bums.

Stand up.

Go ahead, you little man. Stand up.

Did she tell you that she was raped?

or we'll see to it that the witness is Angela.

No.

No, she didn't.

But you pretended that she did.

Right? Well, we felt it was our duty to protect the citizens. So you did.

How do you plead?

We won't plead to you. The verdict is guilty.

Has the jury decided on a sentence?

Yeah. Take them out and beat them raw.

All right. You can't do it, Cody.

Overruled. Let's go.

Let's go.

You boys

are digging a deep hole.

Maybe.

Now you stand up.

And you keep right on standing.

You know, we came into this.

Berg in a peaceable manner.

And all you nice citizens did was to insult us and rough us up and throw us

out of here like a pack of mad dogs.

Now, don't you think you owe us something for that?

You've already taken enough to put you in jail for years.

Oh, that's right.

That's right, we sure have, because you just gotta win.

No matter how wrong you are, you're right, and you just gotta win.

You say we raped a girl, and right away we're sentenced and convicted.

You're not going to get away with it this time.

You say we're guilty of rape?

Well, I say we got a rape coming to us.

Overruled. Why? That's the way it is.

All right, just forget it. Forget it? I'll ask the jury.

The jury says?

Yes. Yes.

aren't too crazy about playing cops.

Yeah. Well, that's because we're still in kindergarten.

We've been offering to let you guys join up with us.

It's a big deal. You won't let us keep our colors.

Well, you can have a little skull patch on your butt if you want.

Hey, wait a second. Is that invite still open?

Anytime.

Now's the time.

The town's all yours, babe.

Let's make it.

There's a hole in the wall anyway.

There's no such place.

What do you mean there's no such place?

It doesn't exist. I made it up. You made it up?

Cody, you're the only one that needs a hole in the wall, just like you need

Funky and you need Leroy and you need all of us to pat you on the back. Just

like I need you? Just like you need me.

How did that happen?

No place of their own.

No place they can't be alone.

Nowhere they can go.

Where the people don't know that their devil's angel.

Angels all around.

They can't see the haunted sun.

And I tried to be more...